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Malhotra house main tyaari chal rhi thi aaj raat ke dinner ki Reena bhut ache se tyaari Kar rahi thi Ashu ko BHI khaana banana aata tha iss liye woh bhi Apni maa ke saath laghi padhi thi .
Idhar shaam ke waqt Ramesh ghar par aata hai woh Saloni ko kehta hai ki jaldi se tyaar ho jao main bhi fresh hokar aata ho aur baaki sabh ko bhi keh do ki jaldi tyaar ho jaye Yeh keh kar woh bathroom main Chala jata hai , Simi aur Harry tu pehle se hi tyaar they , lekin Parry abhi tak apne kamre main hi tha .
Parry-( phone pae ) yaar abh gussa shod bhi do na kal tu milenge hi na hum..
Priya- mujhe NHI pta main Nahi batt karne Wali Tumse aaj Bhut galat kiya Tumne pta hai Kitna dill tha mera tumse Milne ka aaj.
Parry- Oye mera baby ek batt kaho ..
Priya-kya.
Parry- jabh tum aise Gussa hoti ho na dill karta hai tumhare hontho ke rass ko pee lo Bhut Raseele lagti ho tum.
Priya- bakwas mat kr aise batton se main nhi manne Wali.
Parry- tu kaise baaton se manogi MERI Matalo .
Priya- Tumne Mujhe Matalo Kaha kya main moti ho gayi hoo .
Parry- Nahi MERI Matalo main tu apni Jaan ko pyaar se keh rha hoon nhi tu tum to aise katilana shape main hoo mera tu dill karta hai ki bass tumhe apni baahon main jakad kar itna pyaar Karo ki tumhe oor Kisi cheej ka hosh hi na rahe .
Priya- ( Muskurate hoye ) Acha ji aur kya kya karne ka irada Hai Aapka ..
Yeh sunte hi Woh samajh gaya tha ki Priya abh Mann gayi hai aur woh abh romantic mood main hai .
Parry- Karna tu bhut Kuch Chahta hoo par tumhi ne tu kha hai Shaadi se Woh nhi .
Priya-woh kya .
Parry- Wohi.
Priya-Wohi kya , mand mand muskura kar.
Parry- Tumhe aaj Kuch jyada masti nahi chad rahi koi batt nhi KAL tu milegi hi Auditorium main saari masti nikalunga .
Priya- Acha ji Woh kaise nikalenge jara batayege aap .
Parry - Bahut besharam ho rhi ho tum.
Priya-tumhi se tu sikhi hoo .
Parry- Acha ji main tu besharam Nahi hoo.
Priya- Dekho tu bhola .
Parry- hmmm ji ...
Priya- tu phir mera breast Itne badhe kaise ho gaye agar Aapne besharami nhi ki tu .
Parry-kitni baar kha baby breast nahi Maame kha kro Bahut maaja aata hai.
Priya- abh besharam kon ho rha hai .
Parry- Chalo Phir ek kam kro ek kis hi dedo .
Priya- aise main kisi bhi aire gaire ko kiss nahi deti .
Parry-Tu Abh main aira gaira ho gya acha theek hai bye yaar jabh koi humko Chahta hi nhi bye main phone kaat rha hoon.
Priya- ruko ruko deti hoo muaaaaah . Khush abh .
Parry- itne nakhre Karke ek kiss deti hoo agar pehle hi de deti tu kya jata tumhara .
Priya-jo cheej assani se mil Jaye uski kadhar nhi rehti meri Jaan.
Parry- jisse hum pyaar karte hai Na uski kadhar Kabhi Kam NHI Hoti .
Priya- Kitna pyaar karte hoo tum mujh se .
Parry- Apne Aap se bhi jyada .
Tabhi usse Saloni ki awaaj Aati hai parry beta jaldi se tyaar ho jao tumhare papa aa Gaye Hai nikalna Hai Hume . Parry joor se awaaj deta hai ok maa ho jata hoon .
Parry- baby tumhari saas ki awaaj padh gayi Hai tumhare Hitler sasur ka order hai tyaar hone ke liye behenchod uss manhooso ke ghar dinner par jana padega.
Priya- baby yaar Abh gusaa bhi shodo Woh tumhari Behan ke hone wale in law's Hai kya fayeda gussa krke ache Mann se jao dinner kro aur wapis aa jao jo jitna bole bass utna hi jawaab dena.
Parry- try karunga chalo bye tyaar hona hai NHI tu tumhare sasur watt lagha denge meri wha se aakar batt karunga ..
Parry phone kaat kar tyaar hone Chala jata hai shaam ke 7 bajne wale they 20 minute main parry bhi tyaar ho jata hai aur woh bakki sabh ke pass haal main aa jata hai Jha par bakki family member bhi tyaar hokar khade they.
Harry- kya batt hai parry itna time tyaar hone main meri baarat pae Nahi jaa rhe bass dinner par jaa rhe Hai ..
Parry- bhadbhadate hoye .. mera bass chale tu dinner kya tumhari shaadi main na aaayo kya karo Majboori hai ..
Ramesh- Kuch kha Kya Tumne .
Parry- nahi papa Kuch NHI ..
Sabhi tyaar khade they Simi ne halka blue colour Ka top pehna hoya tha upar se blue jeans jiska combination uski khoobsurti main 4 chaand lagha rha tha.
Saloni ne bhi kaale rang ki Saadi pehan kar tyaar thi dono maa beti ek dusre ki parchai thi gora rang chooye bhi tu maile ho jaye ..
Sabhi tyaar they woh bahar nikalte hai Harry apni gaadi nikalta hai Aur sabhi log usme beth jate hai Harry gaadi drive kar rha tha Ramesh Uske Saath aage beth gaya saloni Simi aur parry piche beth jate hai .
Parry aur Simi ek Saath Bethe hoye they gaadi chalne Lagti hai Parry ke phone par msg aata hai jabh woh usse dekhta hai tu woh Priya ka thaa usme usne I love ke saath heart wale smiley bejhe they jisse dekh kar parry ke Mooh par smile aa jati hai usse khyaal nhi rehta ki uski behan uske pass hi bethi hai Simi ne Yeh msg dekh liye they . Woh usse kohni maarti hai .
Simi- dhire se yeh Priya kon hai Mera pyare Bhai .
Parry- thoda ghabrate hoye kon Priya didi .
Simi-Wohi jiska abhi message tumhare phone par aaya heart wala.
Parry- Aree Woh Didi woh tu bass spam messages hai tumhe ti pta hi Hai aise kitne message aate hai.
Simi-Acha ji Mujhe tu Kabhi NHI aaye aise messages aur tumhare yeh jo chehra par smile thi na jabh tum yeh padh rahe they usse saaf pata chal rha tha ki yeh spam messages ho hi NHI sakte chalo batao Jaldi.
Parry-kya Didi aap bhi kya batao jabh Kuch hai hi Nahi tu .
Simi- mujhe bewkoof banane ki koshish mat kar bata mujhe .
Parry- Didi thik hai wapis jabh aayenge na hum ghar aakar bata dunga .
Simi- ok theek hai.
Thodi he samay main Woh Malhotra house ke bahar pahunch jate hai , Malhotra Sahib ki 2 manzila kothi thi Jo Bahut hi ache bani hoyi thi sundar kothi . Mehra pariwar Apni Gaadi ko lagha kar Malhotra house ke darwaje par aakar ramesh bell bajata hai Abhi dusri ganti hi Baji thi ki darwaja khulta hai Saamne Mukesh khada tha woh apni bahe faila kar Ramesh ke gaale lagta hai Uske chehra par ek shaandaar muskan thi woh sabko namaste bulata hai hai aur andhar aane ke liye kehta hai .
Sabhi log andhar aate hai Ashu Reena aur Vicky bhi haal Main khade they Ashu tu aag lagha rhi thi kya baala ki khoobsurat lagh rhi thi usne blue colour Ka tight body fit salwar suit pehna hoya tha jo uski shaatiyo ke ubhaar ko saaf dikha rha tha gora rang upar se usne chehra par halka sa kala tika lagaya Hoya tha lagana lajmi BHI tha jitni khoobsurat Woh hai usko najar lagni tu gurantee hi hai .
Jaise hi Harry ki najar Ashu par padti hai woh usse dekhta hi reh jata hai Harry Ashu ko upar se niche tak niharta hai Ashu ko bhi ehsaas ho chuka tha ki Woh usse hi dekh rha hai jisse Woh Sharma jaati hai . Idhar Parry ka BHI haal tha tu kuch aisa hi ( men will be men ) Lekin uske andhar Jo gussa nafrat thi Ashu ke liye aur Priya se uska sacha pyaar usko taadne hi NHI deta .
Sabhi log ek dusre ko namaste bulate hai Jaise hi Ashu parry ko namaste bualne Lagti hai uska parry ko Dekh kar Mooh ban jata hai jahi haal parry ka BHI tha woh iski shakal bhi dekhna Nahi Chahta tha par karta bhi kya baap ka order hai manna tu padega hi.
Ashu- Mann main yeh mujhe Abhi bardasht nhi ho rha shaadi ke baad kya hoga ..
Phir Mukesh bolta hai aayie Samdhi ji inn aurto ko alag Bethne dete hai hum idhar bethte hai mehfil saajane Ka pura intejaam Kiya Hai aayie Jaam se jaam takrate hai .
Sabhi mard ek taraf Beth jaate hai jha chair ke saath table par whiskey gilaas chakhna sabh intejaam kiya hoya tha ..
Mukesh- Harry beta aap lagate ho naa.
Ramesh bolta Hai lagata Hai aakhir fauj main jaakar whiskey na pee ho aisa ho sakta hai sabhi log chairs par beth chuke they .
Mukesh - tum lagaoge beta kya.
Parry- kon main.
Mukesh- haa tum hi .
Parry-Nahi ji main Nahi peeta aap log enjoy kro.
Mukesh- dekh lo beta papa se darne ki jarurat nahi hai agar mann Hai tu lagha lo ek aadh .
Parry- Nahi ji Mujhe peena aur pine wale bilkul bhi Pasand nhi hai.
Mukesh ka chehra thoda ajeeb SA ho jata hai usse aise jawab ki umeed nhi thi .
Ramesh- Parry tumhari zuban phirse belagam ho rahi hai. Usse gusse se Ghoorte hoye ..
Parry- jiski abh Ramesh ki aankhon dekh kar fatt gayi thi ) - aree main tu mjk kar rha tha aap tu serious hi ho Gaye ,aap enjoy kariye.
Yeh sun kar sabhi jabardasti ka haste hai. Ramesh kehta Hai , Mukesh Saab yeh ladka Bahut majakiya hai .
Mukesh - ( tanj kaste hoye ) Woh Tu lagh hi rha hai ji majakiya Kuch jyada hi hai.
Tabhi Vicky sabke liye peg banane lagta Hai uncle soda ,coldrink ja paani.
Ramesh- Beta Mujhe tu Neat hi chalega Harry se Puch lo ,.
Harry- coke daal do.
Sabhi Apne Apne peg ko uthate hai Parry Apne baap ke pass hi betha tha kabhi Apne phone ko nikal kar kuch krta Kabhi andhar Rakh leta idhar sharabiyo ki mehfil jam chuki thi ek ke baad ek peg lagh rahe they saari Ka sarur abh unke Mooh se shabdo ke roop main nikal rha tha .
Mukesh- yeh Jo mera Ladka Hai na Vicky Bhut hi pyaara ladka Hai aur woh uske mooh ko choom leta hai .
Ramesh- Mera Harry BHI Kisi se Kam hai kya nihayiti samajhdaar kaabil isne army Main jaakar mera naam Roshan Kiya hai .kash mera dusra beta bhi iske jaisa hota .
Jiske baad parry ke dimaag ki ganti bajh jati hai usse pata tha abh kya hone wala tha jabh BHI uske baap ke 2 3 peg laghe ho aur Parry Uske haath lagh Jaye Woh usse Harry se muqabla krne ke liye kehne Lagta hai woh kaise army ka afsar ban gaya hai Lekin woh nikama Hai .
Vicky- Tu saale sahab ek baat bataoge aapko itna gussa kiyu aata hai. Parry ki taraf ishara krte hoye.
Parry-( pehle tu usse saala shabad sunn kar gussa aata Dil karta ki Achi c Gaali de usse chun kr par bagal main baap tha) Dekhiye saala Abhi Hoya NHI Rahi Batt gusaa ki Kuch Gadhe jabh mil jate hai tu gussa ruke bhi Tu kaise .
Vicky yeh sun kr samajh jata Hai ki gadha usse hi keh rha hai. Yeh sunn kr Harry ki hassi nikal jaati Hai .
Mukesh- kya hoya beta Hume bhi sunao aagar Koi joke yaad aaya hai hum bhi hass le.
Harry- Kuch ni uncle bass ek natt yaad aa gayi thi .
Mukesh- Acha Acha Koi ni .
Idhar aurte sofe par bethi hoyi thi Ashu sabki liye Kuch snacks lekar aati hai aur wohi rakh kar Apni hone wali saas ke pass Beth jaati hai.
Reena- Hamari Ashu ko Sabh tarah kaa khana banana aata hai .
Saloni- MERI Simi bhi har Tarah kaa khana bna leti meri Simi ko silayi kadai sabh aata hai .
Reena- MERI Ashu ko bhi silayi kadai Sabh aata bahut guni hai meri Beti
Ashu aur Simi Dono ek dusre ko dekhti hai unhe samajh aa jata hai ki unki maaye Apni Apni betiyon ki bhadai main laghi hoyi hai Simi apni maa ko rokti hai - aree maa aap Kuch khayiye naa .
Yeh sunn kar Dono ko batt cheet rukti hai .
Reena- aree aree Aapne Kuch liya hi Nahi main BHI pagal aapko Kuch puchna hi bhool gayi .
Saloni- koi batt ni ji .
Reena- waise aapki Saadi Bahut Sundar hai kaha se li.
Saloni- ( fekte hoye ) Ji pta nhi kitne ki Inhone gift ki thi Mujhe har mahine ek saadi tu gift kar hi dete hai abh tu Mujhe samajh nahi aata Rakho jagah hi NHI bachi itni sadiyan ho gayi haa .
Reena-( usse BHI badhi fekti Hai) ji inka bhi aisa hi hai abhi kal hi Maine 10 sadiyan kaam Wali Bai ko de diye ek baar bhi Pehan ke hi NHI dekhi thi maine Bhut kha inko ki Matt laya karo Lekin maante hi Nahi ..
Simi aur Ashu Dono apni Hassi pr control kar rhi thi Dono janti thi ki unki maaye badhi badhi feek rahi hai. Ashu uth kar Simi ke pass jati hai .
Ashu- yeh Mummy logo ka tu chalta rahega aao main aapko apna Room dikhao Bhaiya ka room aur aapko apka hone wala ghar .
Simi- rehne dijiye baad Main Dekh loogi main.
Ashu- aap Sharma kiyu rahi ho itna aur Woh uska haath pakad kar usse le jaati hai ghar ki sair par.
Idhar mard log bhi abh taali hoye padhe they aur Parry bagal main betha coke pee rha tha aur inki badhi badhi baatein sunn rha tha.
Harry ki najre ashu ko aur Vicky ki najre Simi ko dhundh Rahi thi dono abh sarur main they .
Reena Aati hai - ji Abh bass bhi kijiye Dinner ready Hai aap aa jayie Bahut pee lee abh jaldi kariye ..
Mukesh - Bass ek peg aur phir aate hai.
Reena- Aapka ek peg Kabhi khatam nhi hota jaldi aayie main dinning table par khana lagha rhi ho .
Ramesh- bhai Sahab abh bass karte hai khaana khaa lete hai .
Mukesh- agar aap keh rhe hai tu chaliye Khana khaa hi lete hai .
Aur woh Sabh uth kar dining table par chale jate hai Ashu aur Simi BHI aa jati hai .
Harry table par Bethne se pehle Simi ke pass jata hai Simi yaar Apni hone Wali Bhabhi Ka Number hi lelo .
Simi- Bhaiya aap khud lelo kiyu aapko darr lagh rha hai.
Harry- darunga kiyu Woh tu bass aise hi Meri pyaari Behan Apne Bhaiya ke liye itna bhi nhi kar sakti .
Simi-theek hai theek hai le leti hoon .Aur Harry waha se Chala jata hai abh sabhi log table par Beth chuke they head of family chair par mukesh beth gaya tha uski Left side ramesh Saloni phir Simi aur uske baad parry betha tha wohi dusri Taraf right side Reena phir Harry aur Simi ke theek saamne Vicky Beth jata Hai Ashu sabko Khana parosne main lagh jati hai , Vicky Apne saamne bethi Simi ko taadhe ja rha tha jo uske bagal main betha parry notice kar rha tha usse bardasht nhi ho rha tha ki koi uski behan ko aise dekhe .
Ashu sabko dheere dheere khaana khaana paros deti hai Lekin parry ki plate ek dum khali thi woh Ashu ke Mooh ki aur dekh rha tha Lekin Kuch kehta Nahi Hai .
Simi jabh Apne bhai ki plate khali dekhi tu woh Ashu se kehti hai shayad aap parry ko khana parosna bhool gayi . Ashu aadhe adhure Mann se Majboori main parry ko khana parosti hai jabh Woh usse daal parosne lagti hai tu daal achanaak se uski jaangho par gir jaati hai daal Itni garam nahi thi iss liye bachav ho jata hai.
Parry- pagal Ladki yeh kya kiya Tumne saari daal Mera upar gira di .
Ashu- sorry Sorry Woh mera haath se fisal gaya bowl sorry.
Parry- kya Sorry Jaan bhooj kar kiya hai Tumne mujhse badla lene ke liye .
Harry- parry Tameej se batt karo Tumhari hone wali Bhabhi hai aur main apni hone wali wife ke Saath aise batmeeji bardasht nhi karunga.
Parry- waah bhai Abhi tak wife bani nahi aur abhi se Bhai Galat ho gaya .
Ramesh- Ashu beti keh rahi Hai na Galti se ho gaya tu galti se hi hoga itna kiyu chichiya rhe hoo jaake washroom main saaf karlo aur aakar Khana Khao ..
Parry- bhad main Gaya Khana .
Woh kursi ko piche dakelta hai aur gusse main Malhotra house se Nikal jata hai paidal hi.
Tabh Raat ke 11 bajh rahe they Saloni Mukesh reena Simi usse rokne ki koshish karte hai par woh Chala jaata Hai .Ashu bhola da chehra Bana.kar.
Ashu- main sach keh rahi ho Galti se ho gaya Maine jaan bhuj ke nhi Kiya .
Harry- it's ok ji.
Ramesh- beta tum tention mat lo..
To be continued...
