Adultery Majboori (Bhai ki maut. Bhabhi se shaadi) Restarted

[Parryrock15]

aur maaro saale ko gaand faar do. Sala ek ladki ke liye aisa kiya chutiya hai sala bada bhai. Suru se nautanki dekh raha hu. Eek aadh uske baap ko v lagna chahiye tha.
masssttt update bhai.

Thanks

 

[Parryrock15]

Akhir party mein kaand ho gaya jis kan aur usme ear rings ko sajane ka itna shauk aashu ka tha wo aab pharsh mein pada hua hai..... superb update

Thanks bro

 

[Parryrock15]

Super .. maza aa gaya .. Par iska aakhir fayad kya hua .. Priya to abhi bhi nahi mili .. aur ulta us kann-kati Ashu ke he palle bandhne jaa raha hai .. ab karte rehna ek dusre ki seva-paani ...

waise ye kucch jyada he over the top nahi kar diya .. jab bolne ka time tha .. to bola nahi .. aur ab yaha dusre logo ke saamne aa kar sabki beizatti karke kya haasil karna chahta hai .. emotionally highly unstable banda hai ye parry .. emotional intelligence to actually ghutno mein he padi hai .. waise yaha Parry ne beizatti Ashu/harry ya apne pariwaar ya fir sage-sambandhiyo ki he nahi balke sabhi bade aadarniyo ki ki hai .. supriya se rishta nahi karna tha to maturely with conviction mana kar dena tha .. ki main sirf Priya se pyaar karta hu .. aur usi se shaadi karunga .. waha thaane mein to Priya ke baapu ne badhiya gaand todi thi .. beshak Ramesh ki wajah se kutaayi jyaada hui .. magar bina police case hue bahar bhi to nikal aaya lockup se .. warna agar Priya ka baapu chahta to isko lamba bhi faswa sakta tha ...

aur aaj present mein apne balboote survive karne ki koshish kar raha hai to .. aaye din goli khaate fir raha hai ...

Irada tu Bhai Kuch aur Lekar aaya tha Lekin sharab ne Phirse chutiyapa karwa diya

 

[firefox420]

Irada tu Bhai Kuch aur Lekar aaya tha Lekin sharab ne Phirse chutiyapa karwa diya

ch***yapa ka to pata nahi .. magar sacch nikal ke bahar aa gaya ...

 

[Sameer Garg]

Ramesh ki sutai nahi hui

 

[A.B.KING]

Excellent update

 

[Raja maurya]

Update 26

Parry- priya Abh tum ghar jao , kal milta hoon Tumse apna number do mujhe , Aaj mujhe ek party Main jaana Hai Ek jashan Main shamil Hona Hai , Apne Bhabhi aur bhaiya ko pyaar bhara tohfa dena Hai..

Priya yeh sunn Kar usse hug Karke waha se Jaane lagti Hai par parry usse rokta hai ..

Priya- kya hoya .. isse pehle ki Priya aur Kuch keh paati parry ne Apne honth Uske raseele hontho par Rakh diye they .. Priya itne Samay baad parry ke hontho Ka saparsh paate hi Beeh gayi thi aur uske hontho ko joor joor se chosne lagti Hai , Parry tu Pehle hi usse Apni baahon Main jakad Chuka tha aur sadiyon Ka bookha hoo aise Priya ke hontho ko choos rha tha ...

Parry- ( kiss todh kr) Tumhe pta hai Priya yeh tumhare hontho ko Apne hontho se Milana Maine Kitna miss Kiya Hai ...

Priya- Kuch Matt bolo ..... Aur Woh Apne hontho ko parry ke hontho par ek baar se Rakh Kar chusne Lagti Hai .

Parry ne Priya ko apni car ke Saath chipka diya tha Dono ki aankhein bandh thi , priya Apne hontho ko alag Karti Hai aur Parry ke pura chehre ko choomna shuru Kar deti hai .

Parry- Priya abh mujhse Kabhi door Matt Jana Jo Marji ho Jaye mujhse alag Matt Hona ..

Priya- ( uski aankhon ko chumte hoye ) parry Tum Jha kahoge chalne ke liye Main tumhare Saath chalungi .

Parry- i love you Priya ..

Priya- i love you 2 . Tabhi Priya Ka phone bajta Hai .

Priya- ( Darte hoye ) dad Ka phone Hai .

Parry- uthao ..

Priya- hello dad.. haa karli shopping ... Haa bass Nikal hi Rahi hoon .. theek hai ok bye...

Parry- kya kha ..

Priya- Kuch Nahi bass aise hi Puch rahe they ki shopping karli kabh tak Ghar pahunchogi ..

Parry- theek Hai phir tum niklo mujhe andhar se suit Lena Hai .. aur woh ek dusre ko kiss krte hai aur Priya wha se Jaane lagti hai ..

Parry jaakar apna suit leta hai payment karta Hai aur wha se ghar ke liye Nikal padhta Hai ,

Parry- Bhabhi Ka Tu Chalo samajh aata hai par mera apna Bhai Usne Aisa Kiya mera saath , sabko pata tha Main Kitna pareshaan rehta tha Priya ke liye Phir BHI Sabh Kuch pata hone ke baad BHI.

Idhar party main Harry Ashu ke pass jata hai .

Harry- baby ek batt kaho ..

Ashu- Kaho ,.

Harry - aaj Bahut hot lagh Rahi Hoo .

Ashu- ASHA ji mtlb Pehle Nahi lagti thi kya main hot Tumhe ..

Harry- meri Jaan Tu hamesha se hi hot hai issi liye Tu jabh pehli baar Dekha tha Tumhe Tabhi dill de betha tha ussi waqt Soch liya tha Shaadi karunga Tu issi Ladki se karunga ..

Ashu- ASHA ji , Chalo yeh tu batao yeh earings Kaise lagh rahe Hai Mera upar ..

Harry - baby earings Tu hamesha hi tumpe ache lagte Hai Yeh bhi lagh rhe Hai ..

Ashu- Kya aap BHI , Yeh woh earings hai Jo Apne Last year anniversary par bheje they ..

Harry- yaad Hai Mujhe aakhir kaise bhool sakta hoon Jo Maine Apni baby ke liye bheje they Bahut hi Sundar lagh rhe Hai Meri Sundar biwi ke kaano par ..

Ashu- Acha Tu ek kaam Karo hamare jeweller ke pass ek new design ke earings Aaye hai le do na mujhe ..

Harry- par baby Pehle hi tumhare pass 30 40 set tu Hai ..

Ashu- aapko Tu pta hi Hai Mera ek hi tu shounk Hai earings collect Karne Ka le do na plz ..

Harry- theek hai Yaar le doonga kal chalna mera Saath .

Ashu- i love you baby mujhe pata tha tum manna nahi karoge ..

Udhar Parry ghar par pahuchta Hai jaise hi woh Ghar ke andhar enter hota hai usse Ramesh dikhta hai Woh usse uski car ki chabhi deta hai aur Apne Room main chala jata hai..

Shaam Karib 7 baje ramesh aur Saloni Dono tyaar ho chuke they Dono hall main Parry ki wait kar rahe they ..

Saloni- parry beta kha reh Gaye hume dair ho rhi hai Jaldi aao . Uske 5 minute baad Parry new suit Main tyaar hokar bahar Nikalta Hai ..

Ramesh- waah bi badhe handsome lagh rhe hoo ,..

Parry- Shukriya Chale Abh ...

Ramesh- haa ha Chalo , 3no Bahar Nikalte hai Ramesh car bahar Nikalta Hai aur Saloni ghar ko lock kar deti hai 3no car main beth chuke they , Ramesh car Lekar Nikal padhta Hai ..

Udhar party main inka hi intejaar ho rha tha . Supriya ki maa Kavya Ashu ke pass jaati Hai . Aree Bhai kha reh gaye tumhare sasural wale abhi tak aaye Nahi.

Ashu- chachi Ghar se Nikal chuke Hai bass aate hi honge raste main hai.

Kavya - theek Hai Beta..

Kareeb 15 minute Main parry and family waha par pahuch jati hai Mukesh Aur Supriya ke ghar Wale unhe receive karne Darwaje par jate hai..

Surya- aayie aayie inke ho chuke aur hamare hone wale Samdhi ji ..

Ramesh- hahaha Namaste ji Namaste ..

Parry- namaste ..

Surya- Namaste Beta badhe ache lagh rahe hoo ..

Parry- thank you , parry ki najar saamne khade harry aur Ashu par jaati hai Tu uske haathon ki muthi bann jaati Hai ..

Malhotra - aayie aayie andhar aayie , udhar Ashu ke pass hi Supriya khadi thi jo Parry ko hi Dekh Rahi thi .

Ashu- ( Supriya ko kandha maarke ) kya dekhe ja Rahi ho Mera devar ko najar na lagha Dena ..

Supriya- kya Didi Aap BHI..

Ashu- Kya Main BHI Dekh Tu Sahi kaise Dekh Rahi thi tum usse Tumhara hi hone wala Hai Kahi bhaga Nahi jaa rha ..

Supriya- Didi Aap BHI Tu Harry jiju ko aise hi Dekha Karti thi apni bhool gyi 2 Saal hi hoye hai Abhi uss batt ko .

Ashu- ASHA Tu Abh Mera se mashkari karegi tu ..

Supriya- Didi shuru Tu aap hi ne tu kiya tha ..

Idhar ek table par Ramesh Malhotra Surya Parry aur harry Bethe hoye they Parry ki bagal Main hi Harry Betha Hoya tha ..

Harry- ( parry ke kandhe par haath rakhte hoye ) parry Mera Bhai waise ek batt Tu Hai Ladkiyon ke maamle Main Teri kismat badhi tej hai Pehle Woh Priya Phir Rajni Abh Supriya jisko pata NHI Kya dikh gya tum main tum pae maare ja rhi hai .

Parry- ( kandhe se parry ka haath utha kr ) Harry Bhai Ek batt kaho bura Tu NHI manoge ..

Harry- ha bol kya Batt Hai ..

Parry- fuck off mera dimaag kharab matt hi Karo aur jha se Chale jao NHI Tu waqt se pehle hi Kuch kr dunga Main ..

Harry- Kya ho Gaya itne gusse Main kiyu ho Bhai Papa se jhagda waghda ho gya kya ..

Parry- Harry Bhai khairiyat chahte ho Tu door hi raho mujhse ..

Harry uska mood Dekh Kar uske pass se uth kar chala jata Hai Ashu ke pass ..

Harry- Ashu ek minute idhar aana . Aur woh ashu ko side Main le jata hai .

Ashu- Kya Hoya ..

Harry- yaar Woh Parry Bahut gussa main lagh rha hai mujhse bhi seedhe mooh Batt nahi Kari Kahi Koi gadbadh na karde tumko Tu pata hi Hai aise function par garbadh Ka uska Purana record Hai ..

Ashu- gussa Main kiyu hai subhe Tu changa bhala tha .

Harry- Mujhe kya pata yaar Lekin Mujhe lagh rha hai Woh Kuch gadbadh Karega ..

Ashu- Chinta matt karo Kuch Nahi hoga .. waise bhi Dekho kitne aaram se betha hai papa ji ke Saath Kuch Nahi Hoga veham hai tumhara khud Tu tention le hi rhe hoo saath Main mujhe BHI de rahe hoo ..

Harry- Matt Mano MERI batt ..

Idhar parry Harry Aur Ashu ko Apni Aur dekhte hoye dekhta hai aur unki taraf smile kar deta Hai , par andhar se gussa ubhale maar Raha tha Uske andhar ..

Ashu- Woh Dekho Hass Raha Hai Woh idhar smile de rha hai Tum aise hi tention le rahe hoo ..

Parry- ( Mann Main ) ho jao jitna Khush Hona hai jabh sabke Saamne rooka karne se inkar karunga tum logo ke bejati karwaoga phir hasna .

Tabhi waiter unke Saamne daaro ki bottel gilaas wagera laakar Rakh dete Hai ,

Surya - lo aa Gayi iske Bina mehfil Ka maaja hi kha hai ..

Ramesh- batt Tu Aap Sahi keh rahe Hai ..

Surya sabke liye peg banane lagta hai Woh 3 glass main daal kr 4th Main daalne Lagta Hai Tabhi Ramesh BOL padta hai , parry NHI peeta 3 hi Rehne dijiye ..

Parry- Nahi peeyonga Main daaliye aap ..

Surya - Bhai Sahab Aaj KAL ke Bache lagha lete hai humko Nahi batate ..

Ramesh- haha Main Tu waise keh rha tha , ramesh sharminda sa ho Jata Hai ..

Surya peg banata hai aur Sabh log peg pee jate hai Kuch dheer baad parry khud hi bottel pakad kar Apne liye peg Bana leta hai ..

Ashu Saloni Harry ramesh yeh Dekh Kar hairan they aur pareshaan BHI kiyunki unko pata tha jabh pichle baar Parry ne daaro pee thi Tu kya kaand Hoya tha ..

Harry- Ashu Maine kha tha na Yeh Aaj Kuch kaand Karne wala Hai ..

Ashu- Abh Tu Mujhe BHI darr lagh rha Hai aap rokiye naa usse Dekhiye kaise peee rha hai Woh abhi tu rasam BHI honi hai roke ki ..

Itne Main 4 peg parry ke andhar ja chuke they .. Ramesh- parry Beta bass Karo jyada ho rahi Hai .

Parry- Mera jitna dill Karega utni peeyonga .

Ramesh- yeh kya tareeka Hoya batt karne ka ..

Parry- Sahi tareeka ..

Udhar Kavya Ashu ke pass aati Hai , Kavya- Ashu yeh parry aise hi daaru peeta Hai kya ..

Ashu- Nahi Nahi chachi Aaj hi isse pata nhi Kya Hoya Hai Yeh Tu bilkul BHI Nahi peeta Hai ..

Kavya- Dekh Kar Tu aise Nahi lagh rha ..

Ashu- pta Nahi kya ho gya Hai , Harry jaakar Roku na usse .. Harry- apni biwi ki batt sunn Kar jata Hai parry ko rokne ke liye Woh Uske pass jata hai uske kandhe par haath Rakh Kar kehta hai , parry bass kar Bahut ho gya rooka ki rasam Ka time ho rha hai ..

Parry - haath utha loo Harry Bhai bhagwan kasam Nahi Tu todh dunga . Yeh Woh ucchi awaaj main kehta Hai jisse sabko Yeh sunn jata hai yeh sunn kar Sabh hairan ho jata Hai .

Harry apna haath utha leta hai sabhi Ka Dhyaan idhar hi tha kareebi rishtedaar Aaye hoye they party Main bass aur Kuch waiter they , simi Apne beta ko godh main uthaye khadi thi Vicky BHI Uske pass hi tha .

Surya - Bhai itna gussa kiyu ho rhe hoo kya ho gya beta ..

Parry- aapka Janna jaruri Hai ..

Ramesh- Parry Yeh kya tarika Hoya batt krne Ka Apne se Badho se ..

Parry- ( Phirse ) Sahi tarika bilkul Sahi tarika ..

Surya - ramesh Bhai Sahab yeh kya batmeeji kar RHA hai Aapka ladka ..

Tabhi Ashu aaghe aati Hai Aur kehti Hai, Woh chacha ji daaru ke Nashe Main bol rha hai Aaj pehli Baar pee Hai na isne iss liye ..

Surya- oh pehli baar pee Hai .. Phir Tu samajh aata Hai ..

Parry - tum ghatiya aurat MERI najro ke Saamne se door ho jao MERI Zindagi barbad Karne Wali , aur saale harry tum biwi ke talwe chatne wale ..

Harry- ( Apne sasural ke Saamne bejati hote Dekh ) Parry kya bakwas kar rahe hoo Tameej se batt karo , ..

Parry - kya Tameej sala tum dono miya biwi ne MERI Zindagi jhand Karne ki puri koshish kari par uss Bhagwan ne Sahi waqt par sach Mera Saamne aa geya .. parry apni kursi se khada hota Hai ..

Saloni- parry Beta kya ho Gaya aise baatein kiyu kar rahe hoo tum ..

Parry- maa inse pucho kiyu Kar rha hoon aise baatein aur sirf naam ke Papa puchiye Apne ladle beta bahu se kya kiya .

Ashu- Aakhir kiss baare main batt Kar rhe hoo Tum aakhir kya ho gya Hai achanaak ..

Ramesh- Chalo jaha se Kahi aur jaakar batt karte Hai ..

Parry - idhar hi Batt Hogi Jo BHI Hogi sabko pata Tu chale Mera Bhaiya aur Bhabhi kitne ghatiya insaan hai ,.

Malhotra- tum batt bataoge sidhe aise ghuma kiyu rahe Hai ..

Parry- abbey Sp Apni Beti se Puch isne Mujhe bataya kiyu Nahi pichle 2 saal se jiss ke liye Main marr rha tha roj meri Jaan Mera pyaar Priya Shimla main hai jabki usne inhe kaha BHI tha mujhe message dena ke liye .. kiyu Nahi bataya ..

Harry- humne socha Tumahare liye jahi acha hai ki tum uss Ladki se door raho ..

Parry yeh sunn kar aag babula ho jata hai woh Harry se kehta Hai , behenchod Tum hote kon ho decide karne wale mera liye kya Acha Hai aur kya galat , aur Woh Harry ke mooh par Apni saari Jaan lagha kar mukka marta Hai , jisse Woh niche gir jata hai , sabh Log yeh Dekh kar shocked they , Parry ..

Niche gire padhe harry ke upar chad Kar uske mooh par Mukko ki barsat Kar deta hai , .

Parry- Tumne agar bata Diya Hoya bhosdike Tu muje 2 Saal Priya se door Nahi rehna padhta .

Aur ek mukke barsata rehta hai Harry ke naak aur moh se khoon nikalna Lagta hai Malhotra Vicky ramesh usse hatane ki koshish karte hai par hatte katte 6,4 height ke takatwar sharir Wale parry ko batana unke bass ki batt Nahi Thi ,

Apne Pati ki buri haalat Dekh Kar Ashu Parry ki peeth par apne najook haathon se marti Hai usko kandho se pakad kar piche Karne ke koshish Kar rhi thi Vicky Ramesh BHI laghe they Saath main itne main parry unko hatane ke liye apna right hand piche ghumata Hai , Uske haath main bhaari Ni
nukila Kadha pehna Hoya tha , Jaise hi uska haath piche aata hai parry ne unko hatane ke liye puri taqat se piche laya tha uska haath sidha aakar Ashu ke sir par kaan ke upar aakar Lagta Hai Jiske lagte hi Ashu wha par gir padhti Hai Uske kaan se khoon ki dhaar behne lagti hai wha par Ashu ki cheekhe gunjne lagti Hai , wohi farash par ek mass ka tukda jiske saath earing tha padha Hoya tha ..

To be continued..

Behtreen update

 

[Râjčhàthâ]

Nice update

 

[Parryrock15]

Nice update

Behtreen update

Excellent update

Shukriya bhaiyo

Ramesh ki sutai nahi hui

Harry ki ho gayi Bhut NHI

 

[Yamraaj]

Update 26

Parry- priya Abh tum ghar jao , kal milta hoon Tumse apna number do mujhe , Aaj mujhe ek party Main jaana Hai Ek jashan Main shamil Hona Hai , Apne Bhabhi aur bhaiya ko pyaar bhara tohfa dena Hai..

Priya yeh sunn Kar usse hug Karke waha se Jaane lagti Hai par parry usse rokta hai ..

Priya- kya hoya .. isse pehle ki Priya aur Kuch keh paati parry ne Apne honth Uske raseele hontho par Rakh diye they .. Priya itne Samay baad parry ke hontho Ka saparsh paate hi Beeh gayi thi aur uske hontho ko joor joor se chosne lagti Hai , Parry tu Pehle hi usse Apni baahon Main jakad Chuka tha aur sadiyon Ka bookha hoo aise Priya ke hontho ko choos rha tha ...

Parry- ( kiss todh kr) Tumhe pta hai Priya yeh tumhare hontho ko Apne hontho se Milana Maine Kitna miss Kiya Hai ...

Priya- Kuch Matt bolo ..... Aur Woh Apne hontho ko parry ke hontho par ek baar se Rakh Kar chusne Lagti Hai .

Parry ne Priya ko apni car ke Saath chipka diya tha Dono ki aankhein bandh thi , priya Apne hontho ko alag Karti Hai aur Parry ke pura chehre ko choomna shuru Kar deti hai .

Parry- Priya abh mujhse Kabhi door Matt Jana Jo Marji ho Jaye mujhse alag Matt Hona ..

Priya- ( uski aankhon ko chumte hoye ) parry Tum Jha kahoge chalne ke liye Main tumhare Saath chalungi .

Parry- i love you Priya ..

Priya- i love you 2 . Tabhi Priya Ka phone bajta Hai .

Priya- ( Darte hoye ) dad Ka phone Hai .

Parry- uthao ..

Priya- hello dad.. haa karli shopping ... Haa bass Nikal hi Rahi hoon .. theek hai ok bye...

Parry- kya kha ..

Priya- Kuch Nahi bass aise hi Puch rahe they ki shopping karli kabh tak Ghar pahunchogi ..

Parry- theek Hai phir tum niklo mujhe andhar se suit Lena Hai .. aur woh ek dusre ko kiss krte hai aur Priya wha se Jaane lagti hai ..

Parry jaakar apna suit leta hai payment karta Hai aur wha se ghar ke liye Nikal padhta Hai ,

Parry- Bhabhi Ka Tu Chalo samajh aata hai par mera apna Bhai Usne Aisa Kiya mera saath , sabko pata tha Main Kitna pareshaan rehta tha Priya ke liye Phir BHI Sabh Kuch pata hone ke baad BHI.

Idhar party main Harry Ashu ke pass jata hai .

Harry- baby ek batt kaho ..

Ashu- Kaho ,.

Harry - aaj Bahut hot lagh Rahi Hoo .

Ashu- ASHA ji mtlb Pehle Nahi lagti thi kya main hot Tumhe ..

Harry- meri Jaan Tu hamesha se hi hot hai issi liye Tu jabh pehli baar Dekha tha Tumhe Tabhi dill de betha tha ussi waqt Soch liya tha Shaadi karunga Tu issi Ladki se karunga ..

Ashu- ASHA ji , Chalo yeh tu batao yeh earings Kaise lagh rahe Hai Mera upar ..

Harry - baby earings Tu hamesha hi tumpe ache lagte Hai Yeh bhi lagh rhe Hai ..

Ashu- Kya aap BHI , Yeh woh earings hai Jo Apne Last year anniversary par bheje they ..

Harry- yaad Hai Mujhe aakhir kaise bhool sakta hoon Jo Maine Apni baby ke liye bheje they Bahut hi Sundar lagh rhe Hai Meri Sundar biwi ke kaano par ..

Ashu- Acha Tu ek kaam Karo hamare jeweller ke pass ek new design ke earings Aaye hai le do na mujhe ..

Harry- par baby Pehle hi tumhare pass 30 40 set tu Hai ..

Ashu- aapko Tu pta hi Hai Mera ek hi tu shounk Hai earings collect Karne Ka le do na plz ..

Harry- theek hai Yaar le doonga kal chalna mera Saath .

Ashu- i love you baby mujhe pata tha tum manna nahi karoge ..

Udhar Parry ghar par pahuchta Hai jaise hi woh Ghar ke andhar enter hota hai usse Ramesh dikhta hai Woh usse uski car ki chabhi deta hai aur Apne Room main chala jata hai..

Shaam Karib 7 baje ramesh aur Saloni Dono tyaar ho chuke they Dono hall main Parry ki wait kar rahe they ..

Saloni- parry beta kha reh Gaye hume dair ho rhi hai Jaldi aao . Uske 5 minute baad Parry new suit Main tyaar hokar bahar Nikalta Hai ..

Ramesh- waah bi badhe handsome lagh rhe hoo ,..

Parry- Shukriya Chale Abh ...

Ramesh- haa ha Chalo , 3no Bahar Nikalte hai Ramesh car bahar Nikalta Hai aur Saloni ghar ko lock kar deti hai 3no car main beth chuke they , Ramesh car Lekar Nikal padhta Hai ..

Udhar party main inka hi intejaar ho rha tha . Supriya ki maa Kavya Ashu ke pass jaati Hai . Aree Bhai kha reh gaye tumhare sasural wale abhi tak aaye Nahi.

Ashu- chachi Ghar se Nikal chuke Hai bass aate hi honge raste main hai.

Kavya - theek Hai Beta..

Kareeb 15 minute Main parry and family waha par pahuch jati hai Mukesh Aur Supriya ke ghar Wale unhe receive karne Darwaje par jate hai..

Surya- aayie aayie inke ho chuke aur hamare hone wale Samdhi ji ..

Ramesh- hahaha Namaste ji Namaste ..

Parry- namaste ..

Surya- Namaste Beta badhe ache lagh rahe hoo ..

Parry- thank you , parry ki najar saamne khade harry aur Ashu par jaati hai Tu uske haathon ki muthi bann jaati Hai ..

Malhotra - aayie aayie andhar aayie , udhar Ashu ke pass hi Supriya khadi thi jo Parry ko hi Dekh Rahi thi .

Ashu- ( Supriya ko kandha maarke ) kya dekhe ja Rahi ho Mera devar ko najar na lagha Dena ..

Supriya- kya Didi Aap BHI..

Ashu- Kya Main BHI Dekh Tu Sahi kaise Dekh Rahi thi tum usse Tumhara hi hone wala Hai Kahi bhaga Nahi jaa rha ..

Supriya- Didi Aap BHI Tu Harry jiju ko aise hi Dekha Karti thi apni bhool gyi 2 Saal hi hoye hai Abhi uss batt ko .

Ashu- ASHA Tu Abh Mera se mashkari karegi tu ..

Supriya- Didi shuru Tu aap hi ne tu kiya tha ..

Idhar ek table par Ramesh Malhotra Surya Parry aur harry Bethe hoye they Parry ki bagal Main hi Harry Betha Hoya tha ..

Harry- ( parry ke kandhe par haath rakhte hoye ) parry Mera Bhai waise ek batt Tu Hai Ladkiyon ke maamle Main Teri kismat badhi tej hai Pehle Woh Priya Phir Rajni Abh Supriya jisko pata NHI Kya dikh gya tum main tum pae maare ja rhi hai .

Parry- ( kandhe se parry ka haath utha kr ) Harry Bhai Ek batt kaho bura Tu NHI manoge ..

Harry- ha bol kya Batt Hai ..

Parry- fuck off mera dimaag kharab matt hi Karo aur jha se Chale jao NHI Tu waqt se pehle hi Kuch kr dunga Main ..

Harry- Kya ho Gaya itne gusse Main kiyu ho Bhai Papa se jhagda waghda ho gya kya ..

Parry- Harry Bhai khairiyat chahte ho Tu door hi raho mujhse ..

Harry uska mood Dekh Kar uske pass se uth kar chala jata Hai Ashu ke pass ..

Harry- Ashu ek minute idhar aana . Aur woh ashu ko side Main le jata hai .

Ashu- Kya Hoya ..

Harry- yaar Woh Parry Bahut gussa main lagh rha hai mujhse bhi seedhe mooh Batt nahi Kari Kahi Koi gadbadh na karde tumko Tu pata hi Hai aise function par garbadh Ka uska Purana record Hai ..

Ashu- gussa Main kiyu hai subhe Tu changa bhala tha .

Harry- Mujhe kya pata yaar Lekin Mujhe lagh rha hai Woh Kuch gadbadh Karega ..

Ashu- Chinta matt karo Kuch Nahi hoga .. waise bhi Dekho kitne aaram se betha hai papa ji ke Saath Kuch Nahi Hoga veham hai tumhara khud Tu tention le hi rhe hoo saath Main mujhe BHI de rahe hoo ..

Harry- Matt Mano MERI batt ..

Idhar parry Harry Aur Ashu ko Apni Aur dekhte hoye dekhta hai aur unki taraf smile kar deta Hai , par andhar se gussa ubhale maar Raha tha Uske andhar ..

Ashu- Woh Dekho Hass Raha Hai Woh idhar smile de rha hai Tum aise hi tention le rahe hoo ..

Parry- ( Mann Main ) ho jao jitna Khush Hona hai jabh sabke Saamne rooka karne se inkar karunga tum logo ke bejati karwaoga phir hasna .

Tabhi waiter unke Saamne daaro ki bottel gilaas wagera laakar Rakh dete Hai ,

Surya - lo aa Gayi iske Bina mehfil Ka maaja hi kha hai ..

Ramesh- batt Tu Aap Sahi keh rahe Hai ..

Surya sabke liye peg banane lagta hai Woh 3 glass main daal kr 4th Main daalne Lagta Hai Tabhi Ramesh BOL padta hai , parry NHI peeta 3 hi Rehne dijiye ..

Parry- Nahi peeyonga Main daaliye aap ..

Surya - Bhai Sahab Aaj KAL ke Bache lagha lete hai humko Nahi batate ..

Ramesh- haha Main Tu waise keh rha tha , ramesh sharminda sa ho Jata Hai ..

Surya peg banata hai aur Sabh log peg pee jate hai Kuch dheer baad parry khud hi bottel pakad kar Apne liye peg Bana leta hai ..

Ashu Saloni Harry ramesh yeh Dekh Kar hairan they aur pareshaan BHI kiyunki unko pata tha jabh pichle baar Parry ne daaro pee thi Tu kya kaand Hoya tha ..

Harry- Ashu Maine kha tha na Yeh Aaj Kuch kaand Karne wala Hai ..

Ashu- Abh Tu Mujhe BHI darr lagh rha Hai aap rokiye naa usse Dekhiye kaise peee rha hai Woh abhi tu rasam BHI honi hai roke ki ..

Itne Main 4 peg parry ke andhar ja chuke they .. Ramesh- parry Beta bass Karo jyada ho rahi Hai .

Parry- Mera jitna dill Karega utni peeyonga .

Ramesh- yeh kya tareeka Hoya batt karne ka ..

Parry- Sahi tareeka ..

Udhar Kavya Ashu ke pass aati Hai , Kavya- Ashu yeh parry aise hi daaru peeta Hai kya ..

Ashu- Nahi Nahi chachi Aaj hi isse pata nhi Kya Hoya Hai Yeh Tu bilkul BHI Nahi peeta Hai ..

Kavya- Dekh Kar Tu aise Nahi lagh rha ..

Ashu- pta Nahi kya ho gya Hai , Harry jaakar Roku na usse .. Harry- apni biwi ki batt sunn Kar jata Hai parry ko rokne ke liye Woh Uske pass jata hai uske kandhe par haath Rakh Kar kehta hai , parry bass kar Bahut ho gya rooka ki rasam Ka time ho rha hai ..

Parry - haath utha loo Harry Bhai bhagwan kasam Nahi Tu todh dunga . Yeh Woh ucchi awaaj main kehta Hai jisse sabko Yeh sunn jata hai yeh sunn kar Sabh hairan ho jata Hai .

Harry apna haath utha leta hai sabhi Ka Dhyaan idhar hi tha kareebi rishtedaar Aaye hoye they party Main bass aur Kuch waiter they , simi Apne beta ko godh main uthaye khadi thi Vicky BHI Uske pass hi tha .

Surya - Bhai itna gussa kiyu ho rhe hoo kya ho gya beta ..

Parry- aapka Janna jaruri Hai ..

Ramesh- Parry Yeh kya tarika Hoya batt krne Ka Apne se Badho se ..

Parry- ( Phirse ) Sahi tarika bilkul Sahi tarika ..

Surya - ramesh Bhai Sahab yeh kya batmeeji kar RHA hai Aapka ladka ..

Tabhi Ashu aaghe aati Hai Aur kehti Hai, Woh chacha ji daaru ke Nashe Main bol rha hai Aaj pehli Baar pee Hai na isne iss liye ..

Surya- oh pehli baar pee Hai .. Phir Tu samajh aata Hai ..

Parry - tum ghatiya aurat MERI najro ke Saamne se door ho jao MERI Zindagi barbad Karne Wali , aur saale harry tum biwi ke talwe chatne wale ..

Harry- ( Apne sasural ke Saamne bejati hote Dekh ) Parry kya bakwas kar rahe hoo Tameej se batt karo , ..

Parry - kya Tameej sala tum dono miya biwi ne MERI Zindagi jhand Karne ki puri koshish kari par uss Bhagwan ne Sahi waqt par sach Mera Saamne aa geya .. parry apni kursi se khada hota Hai ..

Saloni- parry Beta kya ho Gaya aise baatein kiyu kar rahe hoo tum ..

Parry- maa inse pucho kiyu Kar rha hoon aise baatein aur sirf naam ke Papa puchiye Apne ladle beta bahu se kya kiya .

Ashu- Aakhir kiss baare main batt Kar rhe hoo Tum aakhir kya ho gya Hai achanaak ..

Ramesh- Chalo jaha se Kahi aur jaakar batt karte Hai ..

Parry - idhar hi Batt Hogi Jo BHI Hogi sabko pata Tu chale Mera Bhaiya aur Bhabhi kitne ghatiya insaan hai ,.

Malhotra- tum batt bataoge sidhe aise ghuma kiyu rahe Hai ..

Parry- abbey Sp Apni Beti se Puch isne Mujhe bataya kiyu Nahi pichle 2 saal se jiss ke liye Main marr rha tha roj meri Jaan Mera pyaar Priya Shimla main hai jabki usne inhe kaha BHI tha mujhe message dena ke liye .. kiyu Nahi bataya ..

Harry- humne socha Tumahare liye jahi acha hai ki tum uss Ladki se door raho ..

Parry yeh sunn kar aag babula ho jata hai woh Harry se kehta Hai , behenchod Tum hote kon ho decide karne wale mera liye kya Acha Hai aur kya galat , aur Woh Harry ke mooh par Apni saari Jaan lagha kar mukka marta Hai , jisse Woh niche gir jata hai , sabh Log yeh Dekh kar shocked they , Parry ..

Niche gire padhe harry ke upar chad Kar uske mooh par Mukko ki barsat Kar deta hai , .

Parry- Tumne agar bata Diya Hoya bhosdike Tu muje 2 Saal Priya se door Nahi rehna padhta .

Aur ek mukke barsata rehta hai Harry ke naak aur moh se khoon nikalna Lagta hai Malhotra Vicky ramesh usse hatane ki koshish karte hai par hatte katte 6,4 height ke takatwar sharir Wale parry ko batana unke bass ki batt Nahi Thi ,

Apne Pati ki buri haalat Dekh Kar Ashu Parry ki peeth par apne najook haathon se marti Hai usko kandho se pakad kar piche Karne ke koshish Kar rhi thi Vicky Ramesh BHI laghe they Saath main itne main parry unko hatane ke liye apna right hand piche ghumata Hai , Uske haath main bhaari Ni
nukila Kadha pehna Hoya tha , Jaise hi uska haath piche aata hai parry ne unko hatane ke liye puri taqat se piche laya tha uska haath sidha aakar Ashu ke sir par kaan ke upar aakar Lagta Hai Jiske lagte hi Ashu wha par gir padhti Hai Uske kaan se khoon ki dhaar behne lagti hai wha par Ashu ki cheekhe gunjne lagti Hai , wohi farash par ek mass ka tukda jiske saath earing tha padha Hoya tha ..

To be continued..

Maa chod di in salo ki bahut sahi kiya....