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Non-Erotic Mango Man
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Aee Bhai ye Romance se humko change karana hai isko kaise karaye
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Dekhiye ye jo kahani hai usme koi jinda murda aur haa koi Neta se to iska koi link nahi hai. Sab kalpanik hai aisa chota chota kahani Mango Man leke aata rahega
Accha lage to kar dijiyega kuch jisse Mango man mango man naa rahe
Accha lage to kar dijiyega kuch jisse Mango man mango man naa rahe
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Neta Ji ki Arthi
Ye khass log Mango man ke baare mein binna kuch soche bahut kuch kar dete hai. Kabhi gas ka daam badha diya kabhi tel ka abhi inko sarso ke tel ka bhi daam badhana hai.
Ek to Corona wo chuchundar khaane wale desh se aa gaya yaha pe. Log pahle se badhaal the ab aur hue baithe hai. Par Neta ji ko isse matlab hi nahi tha.
Neta ji jo hamare hai. wo hai ekdum fashionable aadmi kabhi jeans ko dekha aur bakar bakar bol diya kabhi kisi ladki ke saath duskarm ho gaya to usme koi aisa baat bol diya jisse sabki aakhen khul jaaye
Dushkarm haa isme saari galti jo hai wo Neta ji ke anushar Ladki ki hi to hoti hai.
Ladki kaahe nikli ghar se akele wo bhi raat mein wo bhi ekdum se 10 - 20 go sweater saari kambal chaadar binna lapete. Ab duskarm karne wala to dekhega aur karega hi naa
Aisa hi soch rakhte the hamare Neta ji. Aaj wo nahi rahe
Bahut dukh hua kaun ab gyaan dega kaun samjhayega sabko kais kapda pehno kaisa khana khao.
Neta ji ka naam Mukesh chaubey hai arre naam hai abhi Neta ji hi marre hai bas aur sab theek hai
Haa to Chaubey ji jo the wo the mufatt aadmi kuch bhi bakarbakar bol dete the. Sunne mein aaya aaj bhi marne wale the tab bhi bakar bakar bol hi rahe the kuch
Ab hamare saher ke bade neta the wo to log aane lag gaye. Police jo tha wo sab road band kar diya kaahe Neta ji mar gaye ab thodi kisi ko kuch aur kaam hota hai hospital mein kaun jaayega ab Neta ji to mar gaye naa tumko kirana dukan jaana hai ghar pe tel nahi hai waha neta ji mar gaye aur tum apan ghare chulha jalaoge nahi khaya hai baccha sab khana to galti to tumhara hi hai naa kahe nahi khilaye. Bhag betichod khana khana hai isko neta ji mar gaye hai ab jab tak fooka nahi jaate kuch nahi hoga
Saher band kar diya gaya Neta ji jo mar gaye the. Haa ghushkhor the par Neta the aur janta chunna tha unko baat khatam
Ab hum thahre Mango Man hum soche ki ghar mein bahu ka tabiyat kharab hai baccha hone wala hai. Hum waha jaayenge to accha nahi lagega Betwa bhi ghare nahi rahta uoo Sipahi hai sarhad pe hai uoo hamre bharose chod ke gaya hai apan patni ke
Upar se hum to Mango Man hi thahre naa thodi humko jaane denge waha pe to hum ghar pe hi rukk gaye.
Ab khushi manaye ki dukh samajh nahi aa raha 2 ghanta hua tha ki Bahuriya ke pet mein dard shuru ho gaya. Date to 3 din baad ke tha par aaj hi shuru ho gaya. Betwa hamara intezam kar ke gaya tha ambulance mein baat kiya hua tha wo humko bola tha bas ek baar driver ji ko phone karna hai wo turant aa jaayenge aur hospital leke chal denge humko.
Hum bhi laga diye phone par phone uthaya hi nahi wo.
ek baar kiye 2 baar kiye 3 baar par uo uthata hi nahi upar se eeii chuchundari corona se bachaw wala aawaj je record kar ke chala deta tha har baar jee masmasa gaya ekdum se
Hum soche kauno auto pakad le aur usse leke chal denge bahuriya ko
Hum bahar gaye padosh mein eggo bahin jaisi aurat rahti thi hamari. Rakhi nahi bandhi hogi bas baaki sab kuch bhai bahin jaisa hi tha hamara.
Unke pass gaye aur unko bataye ye sab hua hai
Wo boli tum jaake auto dekhoge use accha hai hum apan bhatiji ke bula lete wo nurse hai wo jaanti hai kya karna hoga. Aur aa bhi jayegi
Hum to bahut khush ho gaye ki chalo yaha sab sahi ho gaya hai.
Uoo Phone ki apan bhatiji ke par dikkat khatam kaha hone wala tha Neta ji jo mar gaye the.
Jaun rasta se Nurse bitiya ko aana tha hamare yaha uiii rasta se hi Neta ji ki aarthi jaane wali thi. Ab mar gaye to kya hua the to Neta hi aur Mango man se to khass hi the marne ke baad bhi to wo rasta pura band kar diya gaya tha
Ab hum auto khoj bhi le to kauno badka baat to tha nahi rasta to ekke tha yaha se waha jaane ka
Ekke to hospital hai hamare yaha. Neta ji ne hi banwaya tha. Kahte hai thoda bahut apan pocket mein bhi rakh liye the yahi koi 100 paisa mein se 40 paisa jo tha wo unka hissa tha baaki aur bhi babu sab the jinko 2-4 paisa ka hissa milla tha
Hum soche ab Betwa ke phone karke bata dete hai yaha ka kya halat hai
Phone laga diye usko aur jab wo eii sab sunna to ulta bahuriya ko daantne lag gaya Aaje ke din hona tha ye sab...
Hum phone kat diye....Jo bahin jaisan aurat thi uske dimmag mein ek baat aya.
Wo apan phone li aur muhalla ke thoda aage ek chammain rahti thi usko phone kar diya chammain humlog mein uss aurat ko bolte hai jo pahne baccha karati thi
Wo muhala ke bahar hi rahti thi to dikaat nahi hua kuch aane mein
Wo aayi aur bahuriya ke hath ko chu ke uska nabs dekh ke batayi ki time ho gaya hai
Ab hum kya kare ye baat samajh aa nahi raha tha matlab hospital jaaye to jaaye kaise ab yaha agar baccha karwane lag gaye aur galti ho gaya tab
Hum thoda rukne bol ke bahar gaye aur waha se phone karne lag gaye driver ji ke.
Iss baar phone utha liye wo ekdum ander se khush ho gaye the hum
Par wo phone utha ke bola ki wo abhi nahi aayega usko Neta ji ka body ko pura saher mein ghumana hai Party jo hai usne ye nirnay liya hai Neta ji bade neta the to unka jo arthi hai wo pura saher mein hoke hi jaayega
Itna bol wo kaat dia phone abhi jitna khush the naa utna hi gussa aa raha tha abhi.
Ander gaye to Bahuriya ka dard se ekdum bura haal hua tha
Chammain ji ke taraf dekhe aur hath jod ke bole kariye ab jo hai aapke hath mein hai
Itna karne ke baad bahar nikal gaye hum Muhala mein eggo chai ke dukkan hai wo khol ke rakhe hue thauska dukan ander ke taraf tha thoda police sab band karwa ke gaya aur wo wapas se khol diya
humko pareshan dekh ke dukkan se hi chillaya
Girdhari chaa ooo Girdhari chaa sab theek naa muh aisan kaahe banaye ho.
Hum uske dukan taraf chal diye
Arre bahuriya ke dard suru ho gaya hau aur abhi hospital bhi nahi jaa sakte chammain ji aayi hai wo dekh rahi hai bas kuch dikkat naa ho issi mein
Dina bhaiya ke phone nahi kiye kaa wo sipahi hai sayad kauno rasta nikal lewe
Dina ko phone kiye the wo bahuriya ko daante laga ki aaj hi hona tha ekdum se burbakh hai
Cha kuch nahi hoga aap baitho aur chaah piyo sab theek hoga
hmmm
Chai ka pyala leke baith gaye hum wahi pe
5 minute nahi hua hoga ki siiiiiinnnnnnnnn siiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn karte hue bahut sa gaadi jaane laga waha par se
3 Ambulance tha aur picche kuch fatfatiya aur auto tha
Cha naam waam bhi soche ho kya kuch
Ambulance ke jaate dekh jee masmassa gaya tha ekdum se
Wo sasur maral aadmi ke liye 3 ambulance yaha hamar bahuriya tadap rahi hai uske liye auto bhi nahi jaa sakta arre ek nurse tak naa aane de sakte ye
Neta ji ke aarthi
Kaa chaaa
Neta ji ke aarthi naam rakhenge baccha ka neta howe yaa beti naam yahi hoga ab to
Ye khass log Mango man ke baare mein binna kuch soche bahut kuch kar dete hai. Kabhi gas ka daam badha diya kabhi tel ka abhi inko sarso ke tel ka bhi daam badhana hai.
Ek to Corona wo chuchundar khaane wale desh se aa gaya yaha pe. Log pahle se badhaal the ab aur hue baithe hai. Par Neta ji ko isse matlab hi nahi tha.
Neta ji jo hamare hai. wo hai ekdum fashionable aadmi kabhi jeans ko dekha aur bakar bakar bol diya kabhi kisi ladki ke saath duskarm ho gaya to usme koi aisa baat bol diya jisse sabki aakhen khul jaaye
Dushkarm haa isme saari galti jo hai wo Neta ji ke anushar Ladki ki hi to hoti hai.
Ladki kaahe nikli ghar se akele wo bhi raat mein wo bhi ekdum se 10 - 20 go sweater saari kambal chaadar binna lapete. Ab duskarm karne wala to dekhega aur karega hi naa
Aisa hi soch rakhte the hamare Neta ji. Aaj wo nahi rahe
Bahut dukh hua kaun ab gyaan dega kaun samjhayega sabko kais kapda pehno kaisa khana khao.
Neta ji ka naam Mukesh chaubey hai arre naam hai abhi Neta ji hi marre hai bas aur sab theek hai
Haa to Chaubey ji jo the wo the mufatt aadmi kuch bhi bakarbakar bol dete the. Sunne mein aaya aaj bhi marne wale the tab bhi bakar bakar bol hi rahe the kuch
Ab hamare saher ke bade neta the wo to log aane lag gaye. Police jo tha wo sab road band kar diya kaahe Neta ji mar gaye ab thodi kisi ko kuch aur kaam hota hai hospital mein kaun jaayega ab Neta ji to mar gaye naa tumko kirana dukan jaana hai ghar pe tel nahi hai waha neta ji mar gaye aur tum apan ghare chulha jalaoge nahi khaya hai baccha sab khana to galti to tumhara hi hai naa kahe nahi khilaye. Bhag betichod khana khana hai isko neta ji mar gaye hai ab jab tak fooka nahi jaate kuch nahi hoga
Saher band kar diya gaya Neta ji jo mar gaye the. Haa ghushkhor the par Neta the aur janta chunna tha unko baat khatam
Ab hum thahre Mango Man hum soche ki ghar mein bahu ka tabiyat kharab hai baccha hone wala hai. Hum waha jaayenge to accha nahi lagega Betwa bhi ghare nahi rahta uoo Sipahi hai sarhad pe hai uoo hamre bharose chod ke gaya hai apan patni ke
Upar se hum to Mango Man hi thahre naa thodi humko jaane denge waha pe to hum ghar pe hi rukk gaye.
Ab khushi manaye ki dukh samajh nahi aa raha 2 ghanta hua tha ki Bahuriya ke pet mein dard shuru ho gaya. Date to 3 din baad ke tha par aaj hi shuru ho gaya. Betwa hamara intezam kar ke gaya tha ambulance mein baat kiya hua tha wo humko bola tha bas ek baar driver ji ko phone karna hai wo turant aa jaayenge aur hospital leke chal denge humko.
Hum bhi laga diye phone par phone uthaya hi nahi wo.
ek baar kiye 2 baar kiye 3 baar par uo uthata hi nahi upar se eeii chuchundari corona se bachaw wala aawaj je record kar ke chala deta tha har baar jee masmasa gaya ekdum se
Hum soche kauno auto pakad le aur usse leke chal denge bahuriya ko
Hum bahar gaye padosh mein eggo bahin jaisi aurat rahti thi hamari. Rakhi nahi bandhi hogi bas baaki sab kuch bhai bahin jaisa hi tha hamara.
Unke pass gaye aur unko bataye ye sab hua hai
Wo boli tum jaake auto dekhoge use accha hai hum apan bhatiji ke bula lete wo nurse hai wo jaanti hai kya karna hoga. Aur aa bhi jayegi
Hum to bahut khush ho gaye ki chalo yaha sab sahi ho gaya hai.
Uoo Phone ki apan bhatiji ke par dikkat khatam kaha hone wala tha Neta ji jo mar gaye the.
Jaun rasta se Nurse bitiya ko aana tha hamare yaha uiii rasta se hi Neta ji ki aarthi jaane wali thi. Ab mar gaye to kya hua the to Neta hi aur Mango man se to khass hi the marne ke baad bhi to wo rasta pura band kar diya gaya tha
Ab hum auto khoj bhi le to kauno badka baat to tha nahi rasta to ekke tha yaha se waha jaane ka
Ekke to hospital hai hamare yaha. Neta ji ne hi banwaya tha. Kahte hai thoda bahut apan pocket mein bhi rakh liye the yahi koi 100 paisa mein se 40 paisa jo tha wo unka hissa tha baaki aur bhi babu sab the jinko 2-4 paisa ka hissa milla tha
Hum soche ab Betwa ke phone karke bata dete hai yaha ka kya halat hai
Phone laga diye usko aur jab wo eii sab sunna to ulta bahuriya ko daantne lag gaya Aaje ke din hona tha ye sab...
Hum phone kat diye....Jo bahin jaisan aurat thi uske dimmag mein ek baat aya.
Wo apan phone li aur muhalla ke thoda aage ek chammain rahti thi usko phone kar diya chammain humlog mein uss aurat ko bolte hai jo pahne baccha karati thi
Wo muhala ke bahar hi rahti thi to dikaat nahi hua kuch aane mein
Wo aayi aur bahuriya ke hath ko chu ke uska nabs dekh ke batayi ki time ho gaya hai
Ab hum kya kare ye baat samajh aa nahi raha tha matlab hospital jaaye to jaaye kaise ab yaha agar baccha karwane lag gaye aur galti ho gaya tab
Hum thoda rukne bol ke bahar gaye aur waha se phone karne lag gaye driver ji ke.
Iss baar phone utha liye wo ekdum ander se khush ho gaye the hum
Par wo phone utha ke bola ki wo abhi nahi aayega usko Neta ji ka body ko pura saher mein ghumana hai Party jo hai usne ye nirnay liya hai Neta ji bade neta the to unka jo arthi hai wo pura saher mein hoke hi jaayega
Itna bol wo kaat dia phone abhi jitna khush the naa utna hi gussa aa raha tha abhi.
Ander gaye to Bahuriya ka dard se ekdum bura haal hua tha
Chammain ji ke taraf dekhe aur hath jod ke bole kariye ab jo hai aapke hath mein hai
Itna karne ke baad bahar nikal gaye hum Muhala mein eggo chai ke dukkan hai wo khol ke rakhe hue thauska dukan ander ke taraf tha thoda police sab band karwa ke gaya aur wo wapas se khol diya
humko pareshan dekh ke dukkan se hi chillaya
Girdhari chaa ooo Girdhari chaa sab theek naa muh aisan kaahe banaye ho.
Hum uske dukan taraf chal diye
Arre bahuriya ke dard suru ho gaya hau aur abhi hospital bhi nahi jaa sakte chammain ji aayi hai wo dekh rahi hai bas kuch dikkat naa ho issi mein
Dina bhaiya ke phone nahi kiye kaa wo sipahi hai sayad kauno rasta nikal lewe
Dina ko phone kiye the wo bahuriya ko daante laga ki aaj hi hona tha ekdum se burbakh hai
Cha kuch nahi hoga aap baitho aur chaah piyo sab theek hoga
hmmm
Chai ka pyala leke baith gaye hum wahi pe
5 minute nahi hua hoga ki siiiiiinnnnnnnnn siiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn karte hue bahut sa gaadi jaane laga waha par se
3 Ambulance tha aur picche kuch fatfatiya aur auto tha
Cha naam waam bhi soche ho kya kuch
Ambulance ke jaate dekh jee masmassa gaya tha ekdum se
Wo sasur maral aadmi ke liye 3 ambulance yaha hamar bahuriya tadap rahi hai uske liye auto bhi nahi jaa sakta arre ek nurse tak naa aane de sakte ye
Neta ji ke aarthi
Kaa chaaa
Neta ji ke aarthi naam rakhenge baccha ka neta howe yaa beti naam yahi hoga ab to
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वाह जी जैसा नाम वैसा ही कहानी लिखे हो मजा आ गया mango main सही कहा आम आदमी की तो कोई कदर ही नही हैं। साल आदमी को तो इन वीआईपी लोगों ने कचरे का ढेर समाज लिया जब मन करे उठाके फेक दो