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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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(uske baad zindagi phir purane dharre par chalne lagi farak bas itna aaya ki har do char din baad payal aur rashmi ki chudai karne mil jati kabhi kisi sunsaan jagah to kabhi kisi picnic spot par to kabhi unke dwara set kiye kisi room me un dono ko jab bhi chudai karni hoti mujhe pahle hi phone kar ke bata deti aur main us jagah pahuch jata
ab tak rashmi aur payal ki chudai karte hue koi 4 mahine ho gaye the aur in 4 mahino me main puri tarah badal gaya tha ek dabbu, darpok aur sankochi ladke se ab main ek smart boy ban gaya tha jo apna achha bura samajhne laga tha, jo acche ke sath achha aur galat ke sath galat karne ki himmat aur takat rakhta tha mujhe badalne ka pura shrey rashmi,payal aur unke diye mobile ko jata tha jahan un dono ladkiyo ne mujhe duniyadaari sikhai wahin mobile par net ki wajah se main is duniya ko aur achhi tarah se jaan gaya tha ab main un dono se darta nahi tha balki ab wo dono meri randi ban gai thi aur mere hukm ki gulam thi
dhire dhire wo din bhi aagaya jab mujhe paise milna shuru hone wale the aur haan abhi tak ghar me kisi ko pata nahi chala tha ki mere paas mobile hai.........)
.
Aaj subah roj ki hi tarah meri aankh khuli to mera wo hi routine chalu ho gaya mujhe ye to pata tha ki jis din ka khwab main kab se dekh raha thaw o din ab aane hi wala hai lekin ye nahi pata tha ki wo din aaj ka hi hoga
Main aashram ke baad jab school pahuncha to pata chala ki aaj hamare ek teacher ki maut ho gai hai to sradhanjali den eke baad chhutti kar di gai thi ab mere paas karne ko koi kaam nahi tha to main ghar wapas aagaya jahan sabhi log apne apne kaam par chale gaye the aur bua bhi kahin jane ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Mujhe wapas aaya dekh unhone mujhse kaha ki main apni saheli ke ghar jarahi hu aur sham ko aaungi aur wo chali gai
Ab ghar par main akela hi tha dophar ke 12 baj chuke the ki door bell baji maine darwaja khola to samne ek wakil sahib jo lagbhag 60 saal ke the khade the maine sawaliya najro se unhe dekha
“ji kya sonu ji yahin rahte hai” wakil ne puchha
Ab mere dimag ki ghanti baji main samajh gaya ki ye wakil kyon aaya hai
“ji main hi sonu hu, aaiye andar aaiye” kahte hue main use andar le aaya aur hall me sofe par baitha diya
“ji kahiye kya kaam tha….” Maine puchha
Wakil sahib kuchh der sochte rahe ki baat kahan se shuru karu aur phir bole
“dekho beta main tumhare dadaji ka wakil hu aur unka achha dost bhi tha lekin ab wo nahi rahe lekin wo marne se pahle ek wasiyat karke mujh par bahut badi jimmedari daal gaye the, kya tumhe unki wasiyat ke bare me pata hai” unhone puchha
“ji haan...” maine jawab diya
“to phir tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki ek nishchit umra ke baad tumhe har mahine kuchh rupye bhi milne wale hai” wakil bole to maine haan me gardan hila di
“main usi silsile me yahan aaya hu, waise kya bank me tumhara account hai” unhone puchha
“nahi….” Maine jawab diya
“to phir pahle account khulwana padega aur uska number tumhare dadaji ke bank me dena hoga phir wo tumhe milne wali rakam har mahine tumhare account me transfer kar diya karenge” wo bole
“kab khulwana hoga account aur uske liye kon kon se kagaj lagenge” maine puchha
Phir wakil sahib ni mujhe sab bataya aur account khulwane ke liye apne sath le gaye account khulwane ke liye 1000 ru. Chahiye the jo rashmi aur payal ki meharbani se mere paas the
Koi 2 ghante me hi sab kaam ho gaya aur wakil sahib ne meri bank passbook ki photocopy karwa kar rakh li aur wapas jane ki baat ki
“thik aap ja sakte hai lekin main aapse kuchh request karna chahta hu” main bola
“kaisi request?” unhone puchha
“bas yahi ki mujhe paise milna shuru ho gaye hai is bare me aap mere ghar walo ya meri bua ko pata na lagne de kyonki wo log…..” maine kahna chaha
“mujhe sab pata hai beta main sab janta hu isiliye tumse milne aise wakt aaya jab ghar par koi nahi tha, tum chinta mat karo kisi ko kano kaan khabar nahi hogi tumhare dadaji ne mujhe pahle hi sab kuchh bata diya tha” wo mere kandhe par hath rakhte hue bole
“thanks, lekin kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki rupye kab transfer ho jayenge aur kitne hoge” maine puchha
“wo to kal ya parso hi tumhare account me aajayenge aur lagbhag har mahine lagbhag 10 lakh aayenge” wo bole
Wakil ki baat sunkar to mera muh hi khula ka khula rah gaya itne sare rupye wo bhi har mahine mujhe to ye soch kar hi chakkar aane laga
Wakil shayad mere mann ki baat samajh gaye aur bole “beta ye to kuchh bhi nahi hai jab tum 21 ke ho jaoge to tumhe itni daulat milegi ki tum soch bhi nahi sakte”
“kitni…..” mere muh se nikla
“sahi sahi to main nahi bata sakta lekin aaj ke market rate ke hisab se jo jamin aur sona chandi hai uski kimat ke hisab se koi 2000 corore ki property aur lagbhag 400 corore cash total 2400 corore” wakil sahib ne jaise dhamaka kiya mera to jaise fuse hi udd gaya aur main sir pakad kar dhamm se niche baith gaya
“are kya hua tumhe, uthho” kahte hue wakil sahib ne mujhe pakad kar khada kiya
“wakil sahib ab aap jaiye warna kahin aapki bate sunkar meri dhadkane hi na ruk jaye” main hosh me aakar muskurate hue bola
Meri baat sunkar wakil sahib bhi muskurate hue chale gaye aur main bhi ghar wapas aagaya sham ko sabhi log ghar aagaye the aur jab sabhi log the to rashmi ki chudayi aaj nahi ho payi thi
Agle din phir wohi daily routine chalu ho gaya lekin sham ko school ki chhutti ke baad jab main ghar aaraha tha to mere mobile par ek msg aaya “YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ********** CREDITED BY RS. 1000400 TOTAL BALANCE RS. 1001400” aur ye msg padh kar to jaise mujhe pankh lag gaye aur jaise main satve aasmaan me udne laga tha…………..
(uske baad zindagi phir purane dharre par chalne lagi farak bas itna aaya ki har do char din baad payal aur rashmi ki chudai karne mil jati kabhi kisi sunsaan jagah to kabhi kisi picnic spot par to kabhi unke dwara set kiye kisi room me un dono ko jab bhi chudai karni hoti mujhe pahle hi phone kar ke bata deti aur main us jagah pahuch jata
ab tak rashmi aur payal ki chudai karte hue koi 4 mahine ho gaye the aur in 4 mahino me main puri tarah badal gaya tha ek dabbu, darpok aur sankochi ladke se ab main ek smart boy ban gaya tha jo apna achha bura samajhne laga tha, jo acche ke sath achha aur galat ke sath galat karne ki himmat aur takat rakhta tha mujhe badalne ka pura shrey rashmi,payal aur unke diye mobile ko jata tha jahan un dono ladkiyo ne mujhe duniyadaari sikhai wahin mobile par net ki wajah se main is duniya ko aur achhi tarah se jaan gaya tha ab main un dono se darta nahi tha balki ab wo dono meri randi ban gai thi aur mere hukm ki gulam thi
dhire dhire wo din bhi aagaya jab mujhe paise milna shuru hone wale the aur haan abhi tak ghar me kisi ko pata nahi chala tha ki mere paas mobile hai.........)
.
Aaj subah roj ki hi tarah meri aankh khuli to mera wo hi routine chalu ho gaya mujhe ye to pata tha ki jis din ka khwab main kab se dekh raha thaw o din ab aane hi wala hai lekin ye nahi pata tha ki wo din aaj ka hi hoga
Main aashram ke baad jab school pahuncha to pata chala ki aaj hamare ek teacher ki maut ho gai hai to sradhanjali den eke baad chhutti kar di gai thi ab mere paas karne ko koi kaam nahi tha to main ghar wapas aagaya jahan sabhi log apne apne kaam par chale gaye the aur bua bhi kahin jane ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Mujhe wapas aaya dekh unhone mujhse kaha ki main apni saheli ke ghar jarahi hu aur sham ko aaungi aur wo chali gai
Ab ghar par main akela hi tha dophar ke 12 baj chuke the ki door bell baji maine darwaja khola to samne ek wakil sahib jo lagbhag 60 saal ke the khade the maine sawaliya najro se unhe dekha
“ji kya sonu ji yahin rahte hai” wakil ne puchha
Ab mere dimag ki ghanti baji main samajh gaya ki ye wakil kyon aaya hai
“ji main hi sonu hu, aaiye andar aaiye” kahte hue main use andar le aaya aur hall me sofe par baitha diya
“ji kahiye kya kaam tha….” Maine puchha
Wakil sahib kuchh der sochte rahe ki baat kahan se shuru karu aur phir bole
“dekho beta main tumhare dadaji ka wakil hu aur unka achha dost bhi tha lekin ab wo nahi rahe lekin wo marne se pahle ek wasiyat karke mujh par bahut badi jimmedari daal gaye the, kya tumhe unki wasiyat ke bare me pata hai” unhone puchha
“ji haan...” maine jawab diya
“to phir tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki ek nishchit umra ke baad tumhe har mahine kuchh rupye bhi milne wale hai” wakil bole to maine haan me gardan hila di
“main usi silsile me yahan aaya hu, waise kya bank me tumhara account hai” unhone puchha
“nahi….” Maine jawab diya
“to phir pahle account khulwana padega aur uska number tumhare dadaji ke bank me dena hoga phir wo tumhe milne wali rakam har mahine tumhare account me transfer kar diya karenge” wo bole
“kab khulwana hoga account aur uske liye kon kon se kagaj lagenge” maine puchha
Phir wakil sahib ni mujhe sab bataya aur account khulwane ke liye apne sath le gaye account khulwane ke liye 1000 ru. Chahiye the jo rashmi aur payal ki meharbani se mere paas the
Koi 2 ghante me hi sab kaam ho gaya aur wakil sahib ne meri bank passbook ki photocopy karwa kar rakh li aur wapas jane ki baat ki
“thik aap ja sakte hai lekin main aapse kuchh request karna chahta hu” main bola
“kaisi request?” unhone puchha
“bas yahi ki mujhe paise milna shuru ho gaye hai is bare me aap mere ghar walo ya meri bua ko pata na lagne de kyonki wo log…..” maine kahna chaha
“mujhe sab pata hai beta main sab janta hu isiliye tumse milne aise wakt aaya jab ghar par koi nahi tha, tum chinta mat karo kisi ko kano kaan khabar nahi hogi tumhare dadaji ne mujhe pahle hi sab kuchh bata diya tha” wo mere kandhe par hath rakhte hue bole
“thanks, lekin kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki rupye kab transfer ho jayenge aur kitne hoge” maine puchha
“wo to kal ya parso hi tumhare account me aajayenge aur lagbhag har mahine lagbhag 10 lakh aayenge” wo bole
Wakil ki baat sunkar to mera muh hi khula ka khula rah gaya itne sare rupye wo bhi har mahine mujhe to ye soch kar hi chakkar aane laga
Wakil shayad mere mann ki baat samajh gaye aur bole “beta ye to kuchh bhi nahi hai jab tum 21 ke ho jaoge to tumhe itni daulat milegi ki tum soch bhi nahi sakte”
“kitni…..” mere muh se nikla
“sahi sahi to main nahi bata sakta lekin aaj ke market rate ke hisab se jo jamin aur sona chandi hai uski kimat ke hisab se koi 2000 corore ki property aur lagbhag 400 corore cash total 2400 corore” wakil sahib ne jaise dhamaka kiya mera to jaise fuse hi udd gaya aur main sir pakad kar dhamm se niche baith gaya
“are kya hua tumhe, uthho” kahte hue wakil sahib ne mujhe pakad kar khada kiya
“wakil sahib ab aap jaiye warna kahin aapki bate sunkar meri dhadkane hi na ruk jaye” main hosh me aakar muskurate hue bola
Meri baat sunkar wakil sahib bhi muskurate hue chale gaye aur main bhi ghar wapas aagaya sham ko sabhi log ghar aagaye the aur jab sabhi log the to rashmi ki chudayi aaj nahi ho payi thi
Agle din phir wohi daily routine chalu ho gaya lekin sham ko school ki chhutti ke baad jab main ghar aaraha tha to mere mobile par ek msg aaya “YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ********** CREDITED BY RS. 1000400 TOTAL BALANCE RS. 1001400” aur ye msg padh kar to jaise mujhe pankh lag gaye aur jaise main satve aasmaan me udne laga tha…………..
