RAJIV SHAW
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Fir ham manager k pass ate jo hame 5 hazar rupey deta hai.
Manager : ye paise tumhari sallery me se Kaat liye jayenge.
Mai : thik hai bhai.
Fir ham paise lekar mithai lete hain or naye Kapre apne liye or sonam didi or Nisa k liye.
Ese hi din guzar jata hai..
Ab age.....
Jhanvi's house.
Richa : jhanvi beta Aa gayi tum itni late kaise ho gayi.
Jhanvi : mamma office me kaam jyada tha
Wo dono so gayi
Richa : hmm dono shaitaan so gayi college se akar ladti hi rehti hai
Chal tu baith dinner kar le.
Jhanvi : mamma bhukh nhi hai apne kha liya vaise.
Richa : hmm kha liya
Jhanvi : chalo lagao dinner Mai apni mamma k hath se kahungi or unhe apne hatho se khilaungi
Richa smile karte hue : mamma ki ladli mamma ka face pad leti chal tu baith mai abhi lati hu.
Tabhi jhanvi fresh hone chali jati jab wapas ati to richa pehle se hi baithi hoti hai.
Fir dono Maa beti ek dusre ko khana khilane lagte hai.
Jhanvi khate hue : Maa mere bhai ki maut kaise hui.
Ye sun k richa khana chod deti hai aur uski ankhe nam ho jati hai.
Richa : janu tumhare dad arushi or tumhare bhai k liye toys lene gaye tabhi unki car ka accident hua or tumhare dad sirf arushi ko hi bacha paye arush ko nahi mai itni badi abhagan hu apne bete ki lash bhi nahi dekh pai kash aakhiri bar use dekh leti to apne sine se laga leti or kabhi juda na karti.
Jhanvi : mamma plz roye na
Richa ansu poochte hue : hmm beta vaise tumne aj ye sawal kyo kiya.
Jhanvi : mamma exactly accident kaise hua aur lash kaise nahi mili.
Richa : khayi me car girne k Baad Maine car ki Chan bin karayi usme dhundbaya ye sochkar k aakhiri bar apne bete ko dekh lu lekin car bikul Khali thi.
Jhanvi : maa ho sakta hai arush zinda hai aaj subah Maa jab Mai office gayi to ek ladka mila mujhe jo bikul arushi ki tarah tha bas thoda sa Ganda hai but same Maa wo arushi ki copy tha.
Ye sun k richa bhut khush ho jati hai
Richa : kaha hai wo beti teri bahen arushi k til hai sine par agar uske bhi hua to wo hamara arush hai ho sakta hai car me girne se wo bach gaya or koi use apne sath le gaya
Beti kaha hai wo mujhe usse milna hai.
Jhanvi : Maa ap to bahut bechain ho rahi hai usse milne k liye
Maa wo hamara arush nahi I think becoz uski bahen sath ayi thi naukri k liye maine ghar ka kaam karne k liye use yahan Kal bulaya hai.
Richa ye sun k sad ho jati hai.
Richa man me : hoga koi jab uski bahen hai
Richa : beti ab uski Baat na karna dil bechain ho gaya mera
Jhanvi : OK mamma good night
Ye Kehte hue jhanvi khana kha kar room me aa kar let jati hai.
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Subah ankh khuli to dekha sonam didi uth gayi or nisha mujhse chipak kar leti hai.
Maine apni bahen k chahere par ek nazar dali to dekha sote hue wo bhut sundar lag rahi hai.
Mai pyaar se uske gaal sehlane laga.
Nisa ankhe kholte hue : bhai aaj bada pyaar Aa raha ham par apko
Mai : meri gudiya mujhe to roz Ata hai tujh par pyaar
Sonam : bachua jaldi se uth Jaa hame jhanvi madam k ghar bhi jana hai
Mai : thik hai di
Ye Kehte hue utha or nahane k liye chal diya.
Nahane k Baad satya bhai k ghar nasta karke ham jane lagte hai hame chodne Nisa bhi bahar ati.
Mai : Nisa thik hai ham Jaa rahe apna khyal rakhna
Nisa : thik hai bhai ap bhi apna khayal rakhna or jaldi ana
Ye Kehte hue Nisa gaur se chal se Bahar jati hui school girls ko dekhne lagti hai.
Mai : unhe kaa dekh rahi nisa
Nisa : bhai kash ham bhi school Jaa pate
Ye Kehte hue andar chali jati hai
Lekin mere dil me Tees baith jati hai
Mai man me : jald hi Apni bahen ko school bhejunga mai.
Sonam : kya soch raha betu chal jaldi
Satya : hmm jaldi chalo
Mai : kuch nhi didi... Chalo..
Fir ham log auto se madam k ghar ate
Jahan 2 gurd ak 47 liye hue khade hote hai
Sonam didi : kitna bada gate hai ghar ka
Satya : andar Jaa kar dekhna
Guard 1 : kisse milna hai
Satya : ye log inhe jhanvi madam ne naukri di hai.
Gurd : ek minute ruke ham confirm kar le
Kuch der Baad guard gate kholte hue hame andar jane ka ishara karta hai.
Jab ham andar ate to ghar ki khubsurati me hi kho jate hai.
Sonam : Ooooo itna bada ghar pani ka jharna kitna acha hai.
Madam ke ghar me gate se andar ate hi daye baye garden or sadak thi sadak k beech me jharna 500 mtr. Paidal chalne k Baad ghar Ata hai jo 3 manzil tha or bhut bada.
Ham dono bhai bahen ghar ki khubsurati me kho se jate hai.
Jab ham nazar utha k dekhte to bhut se guards banduko se less hamare daye baye khade hote hai
Tum hi arshi beby k naye driver or tum maid.
Mai : ji or hamari bahen hai jo khana pakane k liye ayi yahan
Admi : mera Naam Naresh hai ye lo keys car ki or khud drive karna baby se mat karwana age jao garage me black color ki bmw khadi usi ki keys hai ye.
Mai keys lete hue gardan hila deta hu or ham dono ghar me age ki or badh jate hai.
Mai : di ap ghar me jaye mai garage me Jaa raha hu.
Sonam : thik hai beta or sun ye bata tune car to kabhi chalayi naye
Mai : di naukri k chakkar me keh di ati hamka chalani vaise ye bhi tractor ki hi tarah hogi.
Sonam : thik hai beta tu Jaa aur apna khyal rakhiye
Mai : didi ap hi..
Ye Kehte hue mai garage me Ata hu Jahan 10 se jyada important cars khadi thi jinme kuch covers thi 5 bikes thi.
Mai sabko ignore karte hue kali car k pass jab aya to mere pasine chutne lage.
Mai khud se : ye car ham kaise chalayenge isme to bhut ajeeb system hai
Ye sochte sochte upar wale se duwa karne laga
Tu hi hai new driver mera.
Mai man me : ab to gayi naukri
Ye sochte hue mere pair kanmpne lage ankhe bhi nam ho gayi.
Arshi : Tujhi se pucha
Choti mem mere pass ate hue kehti hai.
Mai hadbadate hue : hanji mamsab Mai hi hu
Arshi kuch sochte hue : mujhse Kitna milta hai tera chahera chal keys de
Mai jaldi se keys deta hu or arshi k chahere ko gaur se dekhne lagta hu.
Mai man me : kitni khubsurat hai ye kisi gudiya ki tarah.
Arshi car k andar se : ab baithega bhi chal jaldi Aa mai let ho rahi hu nahi to chod k chali jaungi.
Mai jaldi se jakar car me baitha hu unke Kehne par.
Mai man me : uparwale tera bada dhanyabaad ho tune hame bacha liya ye sochte hue arshi mam kis tarah se car chala rahi mai dekhne lagta hu.
Arshi : kya Naam hai tera
Mai : abahy rama memsab
Arshi : meri ek bahen bilkul teri tarah hai
Mai : janvi memsab
Arshi : nhi arushi, driving ke siwa or KYa Ata tujhe
Mai : gana gaa leta hu
Arshi : chal suna
Mai : hamka sharm Aa rahi apke samne
Arshi : sale sabki tarah tujhe bhi nikalna padega naukri se
Mai : na na memsab ham gate hai
Aye ho meri zindagi me tum bahar ban ke
Mere Dil me yun hi rehna tum pyaar pyaar ban ke.
Tabhi car rukti hai samne dekhta tu ek bahut bada college hai
Arshi : behad gatiya song hai tera but voice is good ab kuch sexy song Yaad kar le tu mujhe roz ek new song sunayega
Mai : ji memsab
Arshi : mai college Jaa rahi hu time par Aa jana
Mai : memsab ham apka yahi intezar kar rahe hai
Arshi : thik hai
Tabhi arshi mem car se Bahar chali jati or Mai car me unke ane ka wait karne lagta hu.
Arshi car se Bahar aake : tu bhi Aa gayi
Arushi : Hmmm
Arshi : chal Aa sath chalte hain
Arushi : okay
Fir dono bahen sath chalne lagti hai
Pure college ki nigaah e dono behno par tik gayi mud mud har koi inhe dekh raha tha.
Dono behne ek ek juice leti or pite hue andar chalne lagti hai
Inhe dur se aate hue koi dekh raha hota hai.
Saumya dekh yar dono behno ko pura college inhe kaise hawas ki nazro se dekh raha hai.
Saumya : Rita my darling ye dono lesbian hai ladke inke kisi kaam k nahi
Rita, sandhya, trisha : what....
Saumya : mooh fadna band karo mai to ye soch rahi hu bina dick k ye dono kaise shant hoti hongi hihihihi
Sare friend: hihihihihi......
Saumya : chupp rehna kisi ko pta na chale inka secret khul chuka hai.
Saumya pandit :
khud ko slayer girl saumya k Naam se isne famous kiya pure college me
Age 19 Sal hight 4.5 f. T London me ye arshi arushi k sath hi padi hai
Dekhne me jitni sidhi haqiqat me face se Kai guna tedi koi bhi iske bholepan me aram se fas jaye kul mila kar ameer baap ki bigdi hui aulad hai arshi arushi dono ki best friend hai
Rita, sandhya etc. Inke friends kam slave hai jaisa ye teeno kahengi vaisa karengi.
Arshi Paas aake : koi murga nhi mila ragging k liye
Sandhya : chal arushi chalte hain
Arsushi sandhya k sath chal deti hai.
Arushi : drugs ki jugad hui
Sandhya : Haa yar or ye wala bahut hard hai.
Arushi : fir to bahut maza aayega.
Saumya : kaisi hai meri Jaan
Ye Kehte hue hug karti hai
Arshi : hot hu
Saumya : ha wo to dikh raha hai
Arshi : chal pakad kisi murge ko ragging karte hain uski
Saumya : ese maza nahi aata koi bat laga
Arshi : Rehne de tu haar jayegi
Saumya : tujhe to abhi se dar lagne laga
Arshi : chal bat bata ab
Saumya : wo samne jo Mota aa raha hai use mai pitungi lekin use pta bhi nahi chalega
Saumya college me ate hue ek mote student ko dekh kar kehti hai.
Arshi : Hahahaha impossible
Saumya arshi k balo me hath ferte hue : agar kar diya to tujhe ye reshmi julfe katwani hongi
Arshi : pehle kar to
Saumya : Rita jaa lekar aa use
Rita sunte hi use lene chali jati hai
Saumya : Kya Naam Hai Tera
Ladka ; Mahesh
Saumya : to sun ham tere sath ek game khelenge tu chahe ya na chahe
Tu agar jita to ye Rita tujhe kiss karegi
Mahesh : mujhe jane do ap meri ragging kar rahi hai
Arshi gusse me : chup chap khada reh nahi to pure college tujhe rag karenge
Saumya : chal baith bench par tu bhi rita baith Jaa
Ye sunte hi Mahesh baith jata hai
Saumya saitani hasi hasti hui : to sun ye le stick ise tujhe mooh me fasa kar Rita ko Marni hogi sar par or ye ek stick Rita tu mooh me fasa kar ise Marni hogi.
Rita or Mahesh bench par amne samne baith jate hai or mooh me scale type chadi fasa lete hain.
Saumya : chal Rita tu pehle sar niche kar or jaise hi ye jhukegi tu stick iske sar pe maregi.
Rita sunte hi sar jhuka leti hai. Or Mahesh mooh se stick Rita k sar par marta jisse rita ko kuch nhi hota.
Saumya : ab teri bari Rita or mote tu Sar jhuka
Jaise hi Mahesh sar jhukata saumya apne pichey chupayi hui moti stick nikalti Mahesh ke sar par marti hai.
Khatttt..
Mahesh sar sehlata hua Rita ko dekhte rehta hai.
Saumya : chal Rita ab teri Bari
Arshi man me : Ohh shirt buri fasi mai
Ese hi bhut der tak Mahesh rita ke sar par marta or saumya Mahesh k sar par.
Mahesh rote hue : mujhe nhi khelna ye rita bhut tez mar rahi hai
Saumya : sand ho gata hai or tujhe Dard ho raha hai
Mahesh : sand ko bhi Dard hota hai
Saumya man me : tune mera kaam to kar hi diya hihihihi
Saumya : chal futt
Ye sunte hi Mahesh dum dawa kar bhag jata hai.
Saumya saitani hasi haste hue arshi ko dekhti hai : now arshi my hotty ab teri Bari
Arshi : no no tumne ye cheating ki
Saumya : hehehe matter cheating nhi karti jo maine kaha wo kiya now ye silky baal daan kar de
Arshi request karte hue : plz no tu meri bestie hai na
Saumya scissors bag se nikalte hue : jyada nahi Katni bas half
Ye Kehte hue arshi k baal pakadti or cut Kar deti hai
Arshi request karti reh jati hai halki ankhe bhi nam ho jati hai.
Saumya : ab rona dhona band kar hamne bat lagayi thi okay
Arshi kuch nahi kehti bas chup chap chali jati.
Saumya : kaha jaa rahi yar tu to naraz ho gayi Ruk Jaa
Arshi khud se : ab dekh tujhse kaise badla leti hu.
Rita : bal kattne se ye to or cute ho gayi
Saumya : chal class chalte hai use Manane
Rita : ha chal
Arushi"s class's
Teacher : students now write a essay on tajmahel
Arushi man me : ek to drugs nahi mili upar se iska torture
Teacher : what are you doing arushi write what I say
Arushi : yeah sir
Kuch der Baad sab essay likh lete hain
Teacher sab ka essay check karne lagta hai
Fir arushi k pass Ata hai.
Teacher essay lekar padne lagta hai.
Teacher gusse me : arushi tumne ye kya likha hai
Tajmahel ki chaye bhut achi banti hai iski ham coffee bhi bana sakte hai agar dudh na dala to kale pad jayenge tajmahel ki tea sabse achi tea hoti hai isne taza Houle ko bhi fell kar diya.
Ye sun ke puri class arushi par Hasne lagti hai.
Arushi : sir tea hi to tajmahel hai
Ye Kehte hue sar niche kar leti hai
Arushi ke masoom face ko dekhte hue teacher uski pith par hath ferne lagta hai or arushi ki heartbeat badne ki vajh se uske sine par hath ferne lagta hai.
Teacher boobs par hath ferte hue : arushi control your heart beat my son tum London se ayi ho na isliye tumhe bhartiye sanskiri ( culture) k bare me nhi Pta mere pass ab se extra class lagana mai sikhaunga tumhe.
Ye Kehte hue arushi ke boob ko dawa deta hai sab se bachte hue.
Arushi : aahhh what are you doing teacher ladaite
Ram ladaite hath hatate hye: beti mai tumhari heart beat normal karne ki koshish kar raha
New intro : ram ladaite 43 Sal ka admi harami pan isme kut kut k Bhara hai iska jija is department ka hod hai jo isi ki tarah hai but tharki nahi 2 Sal pehle isne ek ladki ka rape kiya tha.
Jhanvi's house..
Richa sonam ko ate hue dekh kar kehti hai : beti Aaa gayi tum tumhara bhai kaha hai
Sonam : memsab wo to garage me hai
Richa man me : arshi to Jaa chuki hai shitt wo bhi Jaa chuka hoga wapas ane par dekhungi
Richa : acha..
Sonam : memsab kya kaam kare ham
Richa : tum to beti badi sundar ho mai tumhe kitchen or jhadu pocha nahi karne dungi
Sonam nam ankho se : memsab hamka naukri se mat nikalo ham to har pair padte hai ham bade Gareeb hai
Richa sonam ko rote dekh use gale laga leti hai
Richa : beta ap roye na kisne kaha Mai apko naukri se nikal rahi hu balki mai to apko achi naukri de rahi hu.
Sonam :sach memsab
Ye Kehte hue richa k pair chu leti hai.
Richa man me : kitni bhali ladki hai agar mera arush zinda hota to ise hi apni bahu banati
Richa : beta tum bas meri dono betio ki dekh bhal karna jo unhe chahiye wo dena tum Sirf unki mais ho
Sonam : ji memsab
Richa : mai tumse tumhara Naam puchna to bhul hi gayi.
Sonam : hamara nam sonam hai
Richa : bada sundar hai bikul tumhari tarah ab jao samne wale dono kamro ko ache se saaf karo or unhe saza do
Sonam : ji memsab
To be continue