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Agli subah jab mai utha to mai bistar par akela tha, mami kahin bhi dikhai nahi de rahi thi. Mai uthke baahar hall me aa gaya, mama aur bhaiya wahaan baith ke chai pi rahe the. Mai bhi unke saath baith gaya aur thodi der me mami mere liye bhi chai le aayi. Mami ki chaal bigadi hui thi, wo paaon failaake chal rahi thi. Unhe dekh ke mujhe raat waali chudai yaad aa gayi aur mere chehre par mand-2 muskaan aa gayi. Mami bhi kabhi-2 chor nazaron se meri taraf dekhti aur fir unke chehre par bhi sharam ke maare 1 laali fail jaati. Maine apni chai khatam ki aur fir fatafat nahaane chala gaya. Jab mai taiyaar hokar waapis hall me aaya to paya ki sab log nashta kar rahe the.
Nani--Samar, aaja beta tu bhi nashta kar le. Pushpa iske liye nashta le aa to.
Mai--koi nahi nani, mai le aaunga nashta.
Mai ye bolkar kitchen me chala gaya, wahaan mami mere liye plate me nashta laga rahi thi. Maine 1 baar kitchen se baahar dekha check karne ke liye ki koi is taraf aa to nahi raha, jab mai sure ho gaya to maine piche se jaake mami ko apni baahon me le liya.
Mami--Samar kya kar raha hai, koi dekh lega. Hatt na baba.
Mai--nahi mami, pehle aap mujhe 1 kiss do, fir mai aapko chhodunga.
Mami--bachon jaisi baatein mat kar Samar, tujhe maine kaha hai na ki utaawala mat bana kar.
Mai--kya karun mami, tumhe dekh ke mera mann nahi karta rukne ka. Mann karta hai ki tumhe apni baahon me liye choomta rahun.
Jaise hi maine ye bola to mami palat gayi aur mere chehre ko dekhne lagi.
Mami--acha, aur kya karne ko hota hai?
Mai--aur mann karta hai ki tumhari in choochiyon ko dabaata rahun.
Maine mami ki choochiyan pakad li aur unhe dheere-2 masalne laga. Mami ki aankhe maze me band ho gayi aur vo sisakne lagi, unke honth kaampe jaa rahe the. Maine apne honth badhaake unke honthon ko apni giraft me le liya aur unke fool ki pankhudiyon jaise naazuk honthon ka ras pine laga. Mere aisa karte hi mami mujhse chipak gayi aur mere haath unki choochiyon se hatkar unki kamar pe chale gaye. Dheere-2 mere haath fisalte huye unke chootadon par pahoch gaye aur maine unke chootad daba diye. Mere aisa karte hi mami chihuk uthi aur unhone apne honth alag kar liye.
Mami--ahhhhhh Samar, mere kulhe mat daba. Abhi tak dard ho raha hai.
Mai--1 baar aur kar lete hain mami, saara dard khatam kar dunga.
Mami--na baba, mai nahi kar rahi ab kuch tumhaare saath. Tumne to kal meri gaand faad ke rakh di thi, abhi tak aisa lag raha hai jaise tumhaara lund wahin fasa hua ho.
Mai mami ke jism ke saath chhedchhad kar raha tha ki tabhi mujhe aahat sunai di aur mai mami se alag khada ho gaya. Thodi der me mama kitchen me aa gaye.
Mama--arre Pushpa, tumne abhi tak Samar ko nashta nahi diya hai. Kya kar rahi ho tum?
Mai--arre mama, maine hi mami ko baaton me laga diya tha. Vo mai mami se puch raha tha ki vo aaj thoda langada ke kyon chal rahi hain.
Mami--arre kuch nahi, aaj subah pata nahi kaise mera pair fisal gaya aur mere pair me moch aa gayi.
Mai--acha, chalo mami mujhe bhi nashta de do.
Mami ne mujhe fatafat nashte ki plate de di aur mai nashta leke hall me aa gaya. Maine fatafat nashta kiya aur fir mama aur bhaiya ke saath dukaan chala gaya. Aaj maine mama aur bhaiya ko chilli potatoes banaane sikhaaye. Mama kaafi ache cook the aur bahot jaldi hi unhone chilli potatoes banaane seekh liye. Uske baad mai aur bhaiya dukaan se nikal gaye aur chalte-2 market se baahar aa gaye. 1 khaali jagah pahochkar maine aur bhaiya ne 2 sutte jalaaye aur unhe sulgaane lage.
Mai--bhaiya kuch socha ki kaise karna hai paiso ka jugaad.
Raghav--dekh chhote, apne paas 1 tareeka hai paise kamaane ka.
Mai--vo kya hai bhaiya?
Raghav--dekh tu mujhse puch raha tha na ki yahaan aaspaas koi bada juye ka addda hai ya nahi.
Mai--haa aur aapne bhi kaha tha ki aisa yahaan ghanta kuch bhi nahi hai.
Raghav--poori baat to sun le chhote, mera 1 dost hai. Usse pata chala hai ki dehradun me 1 bada juye ka adda hai. Vo gair kanooni hai par wahaan ke maalik log police waalon ko paisa dete hain jisse policewaale unhe pareshaan nahi karte. Mera dost bata raha tha ki wahaan hum ache khaase paise bana sakte hain.
Mai--kya...sach keh rahe ho na bhaiya?
Raghav--arre haan chhote, sab bilkul sach keh raha hoon.
Mai--bhaiya, aap 1 kaam karo. Apne us dost se us juye ke adde ka pata pucho na, hum wahin jaake patte khelenge aur dher saara paisa kama lenge.
Raghav--dekh chhote, hum paise to kama lenge par 1 dikkat hai.
Mai--kya dikkat hai bhaiya?
Raghav--dekh zyada paise kamaane hain to zyada paise bhi lagaane padenge.
Mai--ye baat to aap sach keh rahe ho bhaiya. Ab ye shuruwaati paise kahaan se laaye?
Hum dono wahaan khade kuch der sochte rahe par humaare dimaag me koi idea nahi aaya. Kuch der sochne ke baad 1 idea aaya dimaag me.
Mai--bhaiya, 1 kaam kar sakte hain waise.
Raghav--kya?
Mai--aap apne doston se kuch paisa maang lo, jab hum jeet jaayenge to unhe waapis kar denge.
Raghav--idea to acha hai, chal mai aaj apne doston se baat karta hoon. Dekhta hoon kuch jugaad ho paata hai to.
Uske baad hum log kuch der aur wahaan khade rahe, kareeb aadhe ghante baad bhaiya ke phone par mama ka call aaya. Bhaiya ne call uthaaya aur phone speaker par daal diya.
Raghav--haa papa bolo.
Mama--sun Raghav, tu Samar ko leke fatafat ghar aa jaa.
Raghav--papa, aap is waqt ghar kyon chale gaye?
Mama--tu kuch mat puch aur chupchaap ghar aa jaa.
Raghav--koi problem hai kya papa?
Mama--teri samajh me nahi aa raha hai kya, maine bola na jaldi se ghar aa jaa.
Mama ki baaton se lag raha tha ki kuch serious baat hai isliye mama ne bhaiya ko aise bola hoga. Bhaiya ne call kaat di aur hum dono turant ghar ke liye nikal pade. Jab hum ghar pahoche to dekha mama, mami aur nani hall me baithe huye the, teeno hi bade dukhi the. Sabse zyada dukhi to mami thi aur vo ro bhi rahi thi.
Mai--mami kya ho gaya? Ro kyon rahi ho aap?
Mami kuch na boli to mai unke paas chala gaya aur unke saamne baith ke mai fir se unse puchne laga.
Mai--batao na mami, kya hua hai? Mama aap to batao, kisi ne kuch kaha hai kya.
Mami fir kuch na boli par mama ne TV ki taraf ishaara kar diya. TV par koi news channel chal raha tha aur usme anchor reporting kar rahi thi.
Reporter--is waqt ki badi khabar aa rahi hai Saudi Arabia se jahaan xxxxxx shehar me 1 oil refinery me zordaar dhamaaka hua hai. Is ghatna me marne waalon ki sankhya 250 bataayi jaa rahi hai wahin ghaayalon ki sankhya 500 bataayi jaa rahi hai. Ye ghatna Saudi Arabia ke samay ke hisaab se subaah 8 baje ki hai, sutron se pata chala hai ki dhamaake ka kaaran oil barrels me aag lagna ho sakta hai.....
Maine thodi der news dekhi aur fir waapis mami ko dekhne laga. Mami news sunke aur rone lagi thi.
Mai--mami, aap kyon ro rahi ho. Dhamaaka to dusre kisi desh me hua hai.
Mama--iska bhai usi refinery me kaam karta hai.
Ye sunke mai aur Raghav bhaiya shocked ho gaye, bhaiya ki to aankhon se aansoo nikal aaye the.
Raghav--kya? Chandan mama us refinery me kaam karte hain. Maa vo theek to hai na, bolo na maa.
Mami--abhi kuch pata nahi chal paaya hai. Mujhe thodi der pehle maa ka phone aaya tha, unhone mujhe is haadse ke baare me bataaya tha. Unhone kaha ki vo Chandan ko call karne ki koshish kar rahi thi par vo phone nahi utha raha.
Ye bolte huye mami fir se rone lagi, bhaiya se unka rona dekha na gaya aur vo turant aake mami ke gale lag gaye. Vo mami ko chup karaane lage.
Raghav--chup ho jaao maa, kuch nahi hoga mama ko. Vo theek ho jaayenge.
Mami--meri bhi bhagwaan se yahi prarthana hai ki mere bhai ko kuch na hua ho.
Mami kuch der roti rahi aur bhaiya unke gale lage unhe chup karaate rahe, fir vo bhaiya se alag hui aur mama se kehne lagi.
Mami--suniye ji, meri maa wahaan bilkul akeli hogi. Is waqt unki himmat bilkul toot chuki hogi, unhe koi chahiye hoga jo unhe sambhaal sake. Agar aapko aitraaz na ho to mai kuch dino ke liye meri maa ke paas jaana chahti hoon.
Nani--arre hume kya aitraaz hoga, teri maa ko zaroorat hai teri is waqt. Tu jaa unke paas.
Mami--mai aaj hi nikalti hoon.
Raghav--mai bhi aapke saath chalta hoon maa.
Mami--nahi beta, mai akele jaaungi. Tum teeno pehle se hi itna pareshaan ho, mere saath le jaake aur pareshaan nahi karna chahti mai kisi ko. Yahaan bhi to kisi ko maaji ka khayaal rakhna hai na.
Raghav bhaiya mami ke saath jaane ki zid karte rahe par fir yanhi rukne ke liye mami ne unhe mana liya. Raghav bhaiya ne apne dost ko phone kiya jisse unhone gaadi maangi thi, mami bhi apna bag taiyaar karne lagi. Thodi der baad mami ne apna saaman pack kar liya aur hum unhe chhodne ke liye sadak tak gaye. Wahaan bhaiya ka dost gaadi leke khada tha, bhaiya aur mami fir mami ke maayke ke liye nikal gaye. Bhaiya unhe chhodne jaa rahe the aur raat tak unhone waapis aa jana tha. Mai to ab bhi mami ke bhai ke baare me sun ke shocked tha.
Raat tak bhaiya mami ko chhodke waapis aa gaye, mama ne sabke liye khaana banaaya tha. Hum logo ne raat me 8:30 baje tak khaana khaaya aur fir sab sone ke liye chale gaye. Agli subah meri neend 8 baje khul gayi, mama aaj ghar par hi the. Dukaan me to waise bhi kuch hota nahi tha to unhone ghar par hi rukne ka faisala kiya tha. Mai bhi fatafat naha-dho ke taiyaar ho gaya aur uske baad hum sab ne saath me milkar nashta kiya. Nashta karne ke baad bhaiya apne dosto se milne ke liye nikal gaye.
Din me kareeb 12 baje Raghav bhaiya waapis ghar aaye aur turant mere paas aa gaye.
Raghav--chhote 1 khushkhabri hai.
Mai--jaldi bataao bhaiya.
Raghav--apne ko paise mil gaye hain.
Mai--kya baat kar rahe ho?
Raghav--sach bol raha hoon chhote. Maine apne doston se paise maange to unhone mujhe de diye. Kareeb 30000 rupaye jama ho gaye hain.
Mai--ye to badiya baat hai, bhaiya juye ke adde ka kya hua. Uska address mila kya?
Raghav--uska address bhi mil gaya hai chhote.
Mai--yesssss. Chalo bhaiya, aaj hi chalte hain. Shubh kaam me zyada deri nahi karni chahiye.
Raghav--chhote, itna utaawala hona sahi hoga kya? Matlab thodi planning kar lete hain fir chalenge.
Mai--arre bhaiya, planning to kar rakhi hai. Jitna jaldi karenge, utna hi faayede me rahenge. Chalo aaj hi chalte hain.
Maine badi mushkil se Raghav bhaiya ko mana liya, uske baad mai aur Raghav bhaiya chale gaye mama se permission lene.
Mama--tum dono ka kya kaam hai dehradun me?
Mai--vo....haan mama, wahaan meri chachi ke maayke waale rehte hai na, to aaj chachi ka phone aaya tha. Unhone kaha tha ki vo kuch saaman dena chahte hain chachi ke liye isliye wahi lene jaa rahe hain. Kal subaah waapis aa jaayenge.
Mama--par vo to tu waapis jaate time bhi le sakta hai na.
Mai--arre mama, abhi ghar par rehne ki bhi ichha nahi ho rahi hai. Maine socha Raghav bhaiya ke saath dehradun ghoom ke bhi aa jaaunga.
Mama--to seedha-2 bol na ki ghoomne jaa rahe ho. Theek hai jaao, par kal time par ghar aa jaana.
Hum dono bahot khush huye aur turant taiyaar ho gaye, uske baad hum dono ghar se nikal gaye aur sadak par pahoch gaye. Aaj gaadi ka jugaad nahi tha to aaj hume bus se hi jaana tha. Kareeban 1:30 baje hume bus mili us bade waale market tak jaane ke liye. Bade waale market pahochte-2 hume 1 ghante se bhi oopar samay lag gaya. Wahaan bhi hume badi mushkil se dehradun ke liye bus mili, hum dono usme turant baith gaye aur thodi der me bus chal padi. Hume dehradun pahochte-2 shaam ke 6 baj gaye, wahaan hume bus ne ISBT par utaara. Bhaiya ke source ne kaha tha ki juye ka adda kareeban shaam ke 7:30-8 baje tak khulta hai. Abhi humaare paas poore 2 ghante the to humne socha ki kyon na ghoom liya jaaye. Humne 1 auto rukwaaya aur wahaan se turant nikal pade 1 mall ke liye. Thodi der me hum mall pahoch gaye, mall ke andar jaake hum dono mall me idhar-udhar ghoomne lage. Ghoomte-2 mujhe 1 showroon dikh gaya to maine socha ki jo paise mausi ke gaaon me jeete the aur jo mama ke gaaon me jeete the unse thoda shopping kar li jaaye. Humne apne paas pada cash dekha to humaare paas 30000 the jo bhaiya ne apne doston se udhaar liye the, uske alaawa humaare paas kareeban 9000 rupaye aur the. Hum dono showroom me ghus gaye aur us 9000 rupaye ko humne naye kapde kharidne me kharch kar diya. Jab shopping khatam hui to humne time dekha, shaam ke 7:45 baj chuke the to hum log mall se juye ke adde ke liye nikal gaye. Jab hum bhaiya ke dost ke bataaye huye address par pahoche to humne paaya ki vo 1 three star hotel tha. Bhaiya ke dost ne hume bataaya tha ki vo hotel to oopar sirf dikhaawe ke liye hai, asli khel to neeche basement me hota tha. Jo floor parking ke liye allot karwaaya gaya tha, wahan par aadhe area me parking thi aur aadhe me juye ka adda tha. Hum log hotel ki taraf badh gaye, hum dono bilkul aise behave kar rahe the jaise humaara yahaan roz ka aana-jaana ho. Hum log pehle hotel premises me enter huye aur fir wahaan se parking ki taraf badh gaye, parking me enter huye to dekha wahaan pe bahot saari gaadiyan khadi thi, wahaan humne aaspaas dekha aur fir humaari nazar 1 gate pe gayi jiske saamne 2 bouncer type ke log khade the. Mai samajh gaya ki yahi juye ke adde ka darwaaza hai to hum dono us taraf badh gaye, jaise hi hum gate se andar ghusne lage to un bouncers ne hume rok liya.
Bouncer1--ae ladkon, kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Mai--andar jaa rahe hai bhai.
Bouncer2--andar bade logon ki jagah hai, tum jaise bachon ke liye yahaan se thodi door amusement park hai. Jaao, wahaan jaake jhoola jhoolo.
Mai--ohh bhai, hume bhi pata hai ki andar kya hota hai, samjhe. Itne bhi bache nahi hai hum. Chal, ab andar jaane de hume.
Bouncer1--tum dono ko yahaan pehle to kabhi nahi dekha.
Mai--bhai, dhyaan kahaan rehta hai tumhaara. Yahaan humaara hafte me 1 baar to aana-jaana ho jaata hai. Tumhaare maalik ka naam kya hai?
Maine usse question pucha tha taaki mai yahaan ke maalik ka naam jaan sakun aur unhe confidence me le sakun. Jaise hi maine unse sawaal pucha to dono apne dimaag me apne maalik ka naam sochne lage aur maine unka dimaag padh liya.
Mai--Ramesh bhai hai na tumhaare maalik, unse jaake bolo ki Samar aaya hai.
Dono kuch der wahaan khade sochte rahe ki tabhi un chutiyon ne mujhse kuch aisa puch liya jiska jawaab mere paas ghanta nahi tha.
Bouncer1--membership hai tumhaare paas?
Mai--membership...
Bouncer2--nahi hai na, to chalo nikalo yahaan se.
Mai--ruk jaa bhai 1 minute. Membership hai humaare paas par aaj card leke nahi aaye hain.
Ye bolke maine uska dimaag padha ki ise meri baaton pe bharosa ho bhi raha hai ya nahi par jab maine uska dimaag padha to meri gaand fattne ko hi ho gayi.
Bouncer1--bhosdike, abhi to tu badi-2 baatein chod raha tha ki tu Ramesh bhai ko jaanta hai aur tujhe membership ke baare me ghanta nahi pata. Saale, sach-2 bata, news waalon ka khabri hai naa tu.
Ye bolkar vo gusse se humaari taraf badhne lage to maine Raghav bhaiya ko ishara kiya ki bhaage yahaan se. Vo hume pakadte usse pehle hi hum dono wahaan se 9-2-11 ho gaye. Behanchod, jo bhaage hai wahaan se to kam se kam 2-2.5 km daudne ke baad hi ruke hum log. Jab ruke to 1 baar peeche dekha ki koi peecha to nahi kar raha hai, jab sure ho gaye to hum dono sadak ke kinaare par hi baith gaye.
Mai--bhaiya, aapke kis dost ne aapko ye aadhi-adhuri jaankaari di thi. Saale ko waapis gaaon jaake bahot maarunga.
Raghav--uski bhi kya galti hai chhote, vo konsa bhosdika gaya hi hoga kabhi wahaan. Usne bhi jo suna hoga, vo mujhe aake bata diya.
Mai--bhaiya, uski suni-sunayi baaton ke chakkar me abhi gaand toot jaati. Shukar hai bhagwaan ka ki ain mauke par wahaan se nikal gaye hum log varna vo dono bouncer maar-2 ke bhoot bana dete hum dono ka.
Raghav--ab kya karein chhote?
Mai--hattt behanchod, saala kismat hi jhaantu hai. Ab kya yahaan pe kal tak gaand marwaaye apni.
Mai kuch der wahaan shaanti se baith gaya, mere andar bahot saara gussa bhara hua tha jo mujhe kahi to nikaalna tha. Kuch der sochne ke baad mere dimaag me 1 idea aaya.
Mai--bhaiya, chalo club chalte hain. Wahaan baith ke aap aur mai dono daaru piyenge.
Raghav--paisa kahaan hai club jaane ka.
Mai--hai na bhaiya apne paas 30000 rupaye.
Raghav--paagal mat ban chhote. Saale vo udhaar ke paise hain, kal chalke waapis kar dunga mai apne doston ko. Kyo kisi ka udhaar rakhna apne sar pe.
Mai--uski chinta aap mat karo bhaiya, vo mai kahin na kahin se jugaad karke chuka dunga lekin abhi jo dimaag ki maa-behan ho rakhi hai uske liye daaru hi best idea hai.
Raghav--to kisi theke pe chalte hain, club jaake kyon paise barbaad karne?
Mai--arre bhaiya, aap ke bahot nakhre hain. Chalo na chalte hain, kab tak jhaantu theke se jhaantu sharaab leke apne liver ko jalaate rahoge. Chalo, aaj mehangi sharaab pite hain.
Bhaiya mere thoda aur manaane ke baad maan gaye, uske baad mai aur bhaiya 1 club me aa gaye. Club ke andar ka maahol bahot hi mazedaar tha, maine to aajtak clubs aur bars ko sirf filmo me dekha tha. Aaj pehali baar mai kisi asli club me aaya tha, chaaro taraf light kaafi dim thi. 1 kone me bar bana hua tha jahaan log baith ke apni manpasand drinks bartender se banwa rahe the. Dusri taraf 1 DJ music baja raha tha, wahaan par single launde, laundiya aur couples dance kar rahe the. Baithne ke liye kuch tables bhi thi, mai aur Raghav bhaiya 1 table par jaake baith gaye aur fir humne waiter ko bulaaya. Uske baad humne menu utha liya aur order pe order dene lage drinks ka. Kabhi mai William Lawson ke 60ml ke peg mangwaata to kabhi Gold label ke, jab acha khaasa suroor ban gaya to maine beer ki bottles mangwa li.
Raghav--abbe kya kar raha hai, whiskey ke saath beer mat pi mere bhai. Gaand mar jaayegi.
Mai--arre bhaiya, try karne do na 1 baar. Gaand marti hai to marr jaaye, aaj mai bahot dukhi hoon. Behanchod ache khaase plan ki aaj behan chudi hai. Saala kya-2 armaan sajaaye the maine, aaj paisa hi paisa hoga. Uske baad dukaan ko mast renovate karwaayenge par saare armaano par kismat moot ke chali gayi.
Raghav--saala tujhe to kya hi dikkat hogi, asli dikkat to mujhe hai. 1 to mere baap ne itni badi udhaari le rakhi hai, use chukaana hai oopar se family problems 1 ke baad 1 gale aake tang jaati hai mere. Saala kismat to meri kharaab hai behanchod....
Uske baad Raghav bhaiya ne nashe me apna randirona shuru kar diya, halka-2 nasha to mujhe bhi ho gaya tha. Raghav bhaiya ki baat sunane me bilkul bhi maza nahi aa raha tha to maine socha chalo aaj dekhte hain ki saare nashediyon ke dimaag me kya chalta hai daaru peene ke baad. Mai 1-1 karke wahaan par maujood saare logon ka dimaag padh raha tha, single launde ke dimaag me club me aayi mast laundiyon ko dekh ke gande-2 khayaal aa rahe the, same haalat single laundiyo ki thi. Couples daaru ke nashe me ye soch rahe the ki aaj kis position me sex karein, kuch log the jo meri tarah gam bhulaane ke liye pee rahe the. Mai sabka dimaag padh raha tha ki tabhi mai 1 aadmi ke dimaag me aake ruk gaya.
Aadmi(mann me)--aaj kaise bhi karke ye deal karni hai mujhe, saala 15 laakh rupaye ke liye un logo ne mujhe kutte ki tarah yahaan bula liya. 1 baar ye deal ho jaaye, uske baad dikha dunga mai bhaiya ko ki mere andar bhi dum hai. Saala ye chutiye log abhi tak aaye kyo nahi.
Mai thodi der aur dimaag padhta raha aur fir mujhe pata chala ki us aadmi ke paas abhi 15 laakh cash pade the. Vo yahaan kisi ko paise dene aaya tha, shakal se to saala gunda-mawaali lag raha tha. Uske aaspaas log khade the jo uske pantar lag rahe the, mai samajh gaya ki vo sab log gangster hain. Mai un logo ko dekh raha tha ki tabhi mere dimaag ne mujhe aawaz lagaayi.
Dimaag--kya soch raha hai bhai?
Mai(mann me)--vo kaam to tera hai, fir mujhse kyon puch raha hai.
Dimaag--mai jaanta hoon tu is waqt kya soch raha hai, yahi na ki kaash vo 15 laakh rupaye tujhe mil jaate to teri saari problem door ho jaati. Hai na?
Mai--haan bhai, yahi soch raha hoon mai is waqt. Saala kitna kismat waala hai ye jhaantu jiske paas itna paisa hai.
Dimaag--waise kismat waala to tu bhi hai.
Mai--mai..aur kismat waala. Vo kaise bhosdike?
Dimaag--abbe lodu, tu kuch der pehle ro raha tha na ki teri kismat ne tera saath nahi diya aur tu us juye ke adde me nahi ghus paaya. Tu paise bhi nahi bana paaya, par soch ki ye bhagwaan ne tujhe mauka diya hai paise banaane ka. Soch, agar ye paise tujhe mil jaaye to saari problem khatam ho jaayegi mama ki.
Mai--ye paise mujhe kaise milenge bhai?
Dimaag--tu 1 kaam kar, paise chura le.
Mai--paagal ho gaya hai kya bhai, vo log gangster hain bhosdike. Agar mujhe pakad liya to goliyan maar ke shareer me chhed kar denge.
Dimaag--bhai, thoda risk to lena hoga na.
Mai--abbe ye thoda risk hai, saale yahaan maut nazar aa rahi hai mujhe.
Dimaag--to fir 1 kaam kar, band ho jaane de tere mama ki dukaan. Tere mama ki dukaan band ho jaayegi fir unke khaane ke laale pad jaayenge aur kuch din baad teri nani, mama, mami aur Raghav bhaiya sab bhooke mar jaayenge.
Mai--nahi-2, mai aisa nahi hone dunga. Jab tak mai hoon tab tak dukaan band nahi hogi, maine waada kiya hai mama se ki mai dukaan bachaaunga.
Dimaag--to yahi tera mauka hai chodu, jaa pakad le ise. Kama le 15 laakh, khatam kar de apne mama ki saari dikkatein.
Mai kuch der apni jagah par baitha sochta raha ki aage kya karun. Fir maine apne dimaag me 1 nishchay kiya aur Raghav bhaiya ko dekhne laga, vo abhi bhi apna randirona ro rahe the.
Raghav--.....maine socha tha aaj bahot saare paise kamaayenge par sab gud-gobar ho gaya. Ab kya karenge chhote, kahaan se laayenge paise, kaise bachayenge dukaan.
Mai--bhaiya, I have a plan.
Agli subah jab mai utha to mai bistar par akela tha, mami kahin bhi dikhai nahi de rahi thi. Mai uthke baahar hall me aa gaya, mama aur bhaiya wahaan baith ke chai pi rahe the. Mai bhi unke saath baith gaya aur thodi der me mami mere liye bhi chai le aayi. Mami ki chaal bigadi hui thi, wo paaon failaake chal rahi thi. Unhe dekh ke mujhe raat waali chudai yaad aa gayi aur mere chehre par mand-2 muskaan aa gayi. Mami bhi kabhi-2 chor nazaron se meri taraf dekhti aur fir unke chehre par bhi sharam ke maare 1 laali fail jaati. Maine apni chai khatam ki aur fir fatafat nahaane chala gaya. Jab mai taiyaar hokar waapis hall me aaya to paya ki sab log nashta kar rahe the.
Nani--Samar, aaja beta tu bhi nashta kar le. Pushpa iske liye nashta le aa to.
Mai--koi nahi nani, mai le aaunga nashta.
Mai ye bolkar kitchen me chala gaya, wahaan mami mere liye plate me nashta laga rahi thi. Maine 1 baar kitchen se baahar dekha check karne ke liye ki koi is taraf aa to nahi raha, jab mai sure ho gaya to maine piche se jaake mami ko apni baahon me le liya.
Mami--Samar kya kar raha hai, koi dekh lega. Hatt na baba.
Mai--nahi mami, pehle aap mujhe 1 kiss do, fir mai aapko chhodunga.
Mami--bachon jaisi baatein mat kar Samar, tujhe maine kaha hai na ki utaawala mat bana kar.
Mai--kya karun mami, tumhe dekh ke mera mann nahi karta rukne ka. Mann karta hai ki tumhe apni baahon me liye choomta rahun.
Jaise hi maine ye bola to mami palat gayi aur mere chehre ko dekhne lagi.
Mami--acha, aur kya karne ko hota hai?
Mai--aur mann karta hai ki tumhari in choochiyon ko dabaata rahun.
Maine mami ki choochiyan pakad li aur unhe dheere-2 masalne laga. Mami ki aankhe maze me band ho gayi aur vo sisakne lagi, unke honth kaampe jaa rahe the. Maine apne honth badhaake unke honthon ko apni giraft me le liya aur unke fool ki pankhudiyon jaise naazuk honthon ka ras pine laga. Mere aisa karte hi mami mujhse chipak gayi aur mere haath unki choochiyon se hatkar unki kamar pe chale gaye. Dheere-2 mere haath fisalte huye unke chootadon par pahoch gaye aur maine unke chootad daba diye. Mere aisa karte hi mami chihuk uthi aur unhone apne honth alag kar liye.
Mami--ahhhhhh Samar, mere kulhe mat daba. Abhi tak dard ho raha hai.
Mai--1 baar aur kar lete hain mami, saara dard khatam kar dunga.
Mami--na baba, mai nahi kar rahi ab kuch tumhaare saath. Tumne to kal meri gaand faad ke rakh di thi, abhi tak aisa lag raha hai jaise tumhaara lund wahin fasa hua ho.
Mai mami ke jism ke saath chhedchhad kar raha tha ki tabhi mujhe aahat sunai di aur mai mami se alag khada ho gaya. Thodi der me mama kitchen me aa gaye.
Mama--arre Pushpa, tumne abhi tak Samar ko nashta nahi diya hai. Kya kar rahi ho tum?
Mai--arre mama, maine hi mami ko baaton me laga diya tha. Vo mai mami se puch raha tha ki vo aaj thoda langada ke kyon chal rahi hain.
Mami--arre kuch nahi, aaj subah pata nahi kaise mera pair fisal gaya aur mere pair me moch aa gayi.
Mai--acha, chalo mami mujhe bhi nashta de do.
Mami ne mujhe fatafat nashte ki plate de di aur mai nashta leke hall me aa gaya. Maine fatafat nashta kiya aur fir mama aur bhaiya ke saath dukaan chala gaya. Aaj maine mama aur bhaiya ko chilli potatoes banaane sikhaaye. Mama kaafi ache cook the aur bahot jaldi hi unhone chilli potatoes banaane seekh liye. Uske baad mai aur bhaiya dukaan se nikal gaye aur chalte-2 market se baahar aa gaye. 1 khaali jagah pahochkar maine aur bhaiya ne 2 sutte jalaaye aur unhe sulgaane lage.
Mai--bhaiya kuch socha ki kaise karna hai paiso ka jugaad.
Raghav--dekh chhote, apne paas 1 tareeka hai paise kamaane ka.
Mai--vo kya hai bhaiya?
Raghav--dekh tu mujhse puch raha tha na ki yahaan aaspaas koi bada juye ka addda hai ya nahi.
Mai--haa aur aapne bhi kaha tha ki aisa yahaan ghanta kuch bhi nahi hai.
Raghav--poori baat to sun le chhote, mera 1 dost hai. Usse pata chala hai ki dehradun me 1 bada juye ka adda hai. Vo gair kanooni hai par wahaan ke maalik log police waalon ko paisa dete hain jisse policewaale unhe pareshaan nahi karte. Mera dost bata raha tha ki wahaan hum ache khaase paise bana sakte hain.
Mai--kya...sach keh rahe ho na bhaiya?
Raghav--arre haan chhote, sab bilkul sach keh raha hoon.
Mai--bhaiya, aap 1 kaam karo. Apne us dost se us juye ke adde ka pata pucho na, hum wahin jaake patte khelenge aur dher saara paisa kama lenge.
Raghav--dekh chhote, hum paise to kama lenge par 1 dikkat hai.
Mai--kya dikkat hai bhaiya?
Raghav--dekh zyada paise kamaane hain to zyada paise bhi lagaane padenge.
Mai--ye baat to aap sach keh rahe ho bhaiya. Ab ye shuruwaati paise kahaan se laaye?
Hum dono wahaan khade kuch der sochte rahe par humaare dimaag me koi idea nahi aaya. Kuch der sochne ke baad 1 idea aaya dimaag me.
Mai--bhaiya, 1 kaam kar sakte hain waise.
Raghav--kya?
Mai--aap apne doston se kuch paisa maang lo, jab hum jeet jaayenge to unhe waapis kar denge.
Raghav--idea to acha hai, chal mai aaj apne doston se baat karta hoon. Dekhta hoon kuch jugaad ho paata hai to.
Uske baad hum log kuch der aur wahaan khade rahe, kareeb aadhe ghante baad bhaiya ke phone par mama ka call aaya. Bhaiya ne call uthaaya aur phone speaker par daal diya.
Raghav--haa papa bolo.
Mama--sun Raghav, tu Samar ko leke fatafat ghar aa jaa.
Raghav--papa, aap is waqt ghar kyon chale gaye?
Mama--tu kuch mat puch aur chupchaap ghar aa jaa.
Raghav--koi problem hai kya papa?
Mama--teri samajh me nahi aa raha hai kya, maine bola na jaldi se ghar aa jaa.
Mama ki baaton se lag raha tha ki kuch serious baat hai isliye mama ne bhaiya ko aise bola hoga. Bhaiya ne call kaat di aur hum dono turant ghar ke liye nikal pade. Jab hum ghar pahoche to dekha mama, mami aur nani hall me baithe huye the, teeno hi bade dukhi the. Sabse zyada dukhi to mami thi aur vo ro bhi rahi thi.
Mai--mami kya ho gaya? Ro kyon rahi ho aap?
Mami kuch na boli to mai unke paas chala gaya aur unke saamne baith ke mai fir se unse puchne laga.
Mai--batao na mami, kya hua hai? Mama aap to batao, kisi ne kuch kaha hai kya.
Mami fir kuch na boli par mama ne TV ki taraf ishaara kar diya. TV par koi news channel chal raha tha aur usme anchor reporting kar rahi thi.
Reporter--is waqt ki badi khabar aa rahi hai Saudi Arabia se jahaan xxxxxx shehar me 1 oil refinery me zordaar dhamaaka hua hai. Is ghatna me marne waalon ki sankhya 250 bataayi jaa rahi hai wahin ghaayalon ki sankhya 500 bataayi jaa rahi hai. Ye ghatna Saudi Arabia ke samay ke hisaab se subaah 8 baje ki hai, sutron se pata chala hai ki dhamaake ka kaaran oil barrels me aag lagna ho sakta hai.....
Maine thodi der news dekhi aur fir waapis mami ko dekhne laga. Mami news sunke aur rone lagi thi.
Mai--mami, aap kyon ro rahi ho. Dhamaaka to dusre kisi desh me hua hai.
Mama--iska bhai usi refinery me kaam karta hai.
Ye sunke mai aur Raghav bhaiya shocked ho gaye, bhaiya ki to aankhon se aansoo nikal aaye the.
Raghav--kya? Chandan mama us refinery me kaam karte hain. Maa vo theek to hai na, bolo na maa.
Mami--abhi kuch pata nahi chal paaya hai. Mujhe thodi der pehle maa ka phone aaya tha, unhone mujhe is haadse ke baare me bataaya tha. Unhone kaha ki vo Chandan ko call karne ki koshish kar rahi thi par vo phone nahi utha raha.
Ye bolte huye mami fir se rone lagi, bhaiya se unka rona dekha na gaya aur vo turant aake mami ke gale lag gaye. Vo mami ko chup karaane lage.
Raghav--chup ho jaao maa, kuch nahi hoga mama ko. Vo theek ho jaayenge.
Mami--meri bhi bhagwaan se yahi prarthana hai ki mere bhai ko kuch na hua ho.
Mami kuch der roti rahi aur bhaiya unke gale lage unhe chup karaate rahe, fir vo bhaiya se alag hui aur mama se kehne lagi.
Mami--suniye ji, meri maa wahaan bilkul akeli hogi. Is waqt unki himmat bilkul toot chuki hogi, unhe koi chahiye hoga jo unhe sambhaal sake. Agar aapko aitraaz na ho to mai kuch dino ke liye meri maa ke paas jaana chahti hoon.
Nani--arre hume kya aitraaz hoga, teri maa ko zaroorat hai teri is waqt. Tu jaa unke paas.
Mami--mai aaj hi nikalti hoon.
Raghav--mai bhi aapke saath chalta hoon maa.
Mami--nahi beta, mai akele jaaungi. Tum teeno pehle se hi itna pareshaan ho, mere saath le jaake aur pareshaan nahi karna chahti mai kisi ko. Yahaan bhi to kisi ko maaji ka khayaal rakhna hai na.
Raghav bhaiya mami ke saath jaane ki zid karte rahe par fir yanhi rukne ke liye mami ne unhe mana liya. Raghav bhaiya ne apne dost ko phone kiya jisse unhone gaadi maangi thi, mami bhi apna bag taiyaar karne lagi. Thodi der baad mami ne apna saaman pack kar liya aur hum unhe chhodne ke liye sadak tak gaye. Wahaan bhaiya ka dost gaadi leke khada tha, bhaiya aur mami fir mami ke maayke ke liye nikal gaye. Bhaiya unhe chhodne jaa rahe the aur raat tak unhone waapis aa jana tha. Mai to ab bhi mami ke bhai ke baare me sun ke shocked tha.
Raat tak bhaiya mami ko chhodke waapis aa gaye, mama ne sabke liye khaana banaaya tha. Hum logo ne raat me 8:30 baje tak khaana khaaya aur fir sab sone ke liye chale gaye. Agli subah meri neend 8 baje khul gayi, mama aaj ghar par hi the. Dukaan me to waise bhi kuch hota nahi tha to unhone ghar par hi rukne ka faisala kiya tha. Mai bhi fatafat naha-dho ke taiyaar ho gaya aur uske baad hum sab ne saath me milkar nashta kiya. Nashta karne ke baad bhaiya apne dosto se milne ke liye nikal gaye.
Din me kareeb 12 baje Raghav bhaiya waapis ghar aaye aur turant mere paas aa gaye.
Raghav--chhote 1 khushkhabri hai.
Mai--jaldi bataao bhaiya.
Raghav--apne ko paise mil gaye hain.
Mai--kya baat kar rahe ho?
Raghav--sach bol raha hoon chhote. Maine apne doston se paise maange to unhone mujhe de diye. Kareeb 30000 rupaye jama ho gaye hain.
Mai--ye to badiya baat hai, bhaiya juye ke adde ka kya hua. Uska address mila kya?
Raghav--uska address bhi mil gaya hai chhote.
Mai--yesssss. Chalo bhaiya, aaj hi chalte hain. Shubh kaam me zyada deri nahi karni chahiye.
Raghav--chhote, itna utaawala hona sahi hoga kya? Matlab thodi planning kar lete hain fir chalenge.
Mai--arre bhaiya, planning to kar rakhi hai. Jitna jaldi karenge, utna hi faayede me rahenge. Chalo aaj hi chalte hain.
Maine badi mushkil se Raghav bhaiya ko mana liya, uske baad mai aur Raghav bhaiya chale gaye mama se permission lene.
Mama--tum dono ka kya kaam hai dehradun me?
Mai--vo....haan mama, wahaan meri chachi ke maayke waale rehte hai na, to aaj chachi ka phone aaya tha. Unhone kaha tha ki vo kuch saaman dena chahte hain chachi ke liye isliye wahi lene jaa rahe hain. Kal subaah waapis aa jaayenge.
Mama--par vo to tu waapis jaate time bhi le sakta hai na.
Mai--arre mama, abhi ghar par rehne ki bhi ichha nahi ho rahi hai. Maine socha Raghav bhaiya ke saath dehradun ghoom ke bhi aa jaaunga.
Mama--to seedha-2 bol na ki ghoomne jaa rahe ho. Theek hai jaao, par kal time par ghar aa jaana.
Hum dono bahot khush huye aur turant taiyaar ho gaye, uske baad hum dono ghar se nikal gaye aur sadak par pahoch gaye. Aaj gaadi ka jugaad nahi tha to aaj hume bus se hi jaana tha. Kareeban 1:30 baje hume bus mili us bade waale market tak jaane ke liye. Bade waale market pahochte-2 hume 1 ghante se bhi oopar samay lag gaya. Wahaan bhi hume badi mushkil se dehradun ke liye bus mili, hum dono usme turant baith gaye aur thodi der me bus chal padi. Hume dehradun pahochte-2 shaam ke 6 baj gaye, wahaan hume bus ne ISBT par utaara. Bhaiya ke source ne kaha tha ki juye ka adda kareeban shaam ke 7:30-8 baje tak khulta hai. Abhi humaare paas poore 2 ghante the to humne socha ki kyon na ghoom liya jaaye. Humne 1 auto rukwaaya aur wahaan se turant nikal pade 1 mall ke liye. Thodi der me hum mall pahoch gaye, mall ke andar jaake hum dono mall me idhar-udhar ghoomne lage. Ghoomte-2 mujhe 1 showroon dikh gaya to maine socha ki jo paise mausi ke gaaon me jeete the aur jo mama ke gaaon me jeete the unse thoda shopping kar li jaaye. Humne apne paas pada cash dekha to humaare paas 30000 the jo bhaiya ne apne doston se udhaar liye the, uske alaawa humaare paas kareeban 9000 rupaye aur the. Hum dono showroom me ghus gaye aur us 9000 rupaye ko humne naye kapde kharidne me kharch kar diya. Jab shopping khatam hui to humne time dekha, shaam ke 7:45 baj chuke the to hum log mall se juye ke adde ke liye nikal gaye. Jab hum bhaiya ke dost ke bataaye huye address par pahoche to humne paaya ki vo 1 three star hotel tha. Bhaiya ke dost ne hume bataaya tha ki vo hotel to oopar sirf dikhaawe ke liye hai, asli khel to neeche basement me hota tha. Jo floor parking ke liye allot karwaaya gaya tha, wahan par aadhe area me parking thi aur aadhe me juye ka adda tha. Hum log hotel ki taraf badh gaye, hum dono bilkul aise behave kar rahe the jaise humaara yahaan roz ka aana-jaana ho. Hum log pehle hotel premises me enter huye aur fir wahaan se parking ki taraf badh gaye, parking me enter huye to dekha wahaan pe bahot saari gaadiyan khadi thi, wahaan humne aaspaas dekha aur fir humaari nazar 1 gate pe gayi jiske saamne 2 bouncer type ke log khade the. Mai samajh gaya ki yahi juye ke adde ka darwaaza hai to hum dono us taraf badh gaye, jaise hi hum gate se andar ghusne lage to un bouncers ne hume rok liya.
Bouncer1--ae ladkon, kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Mai--andar jaa rahe hai bhai.
Bouncer2--andar bade logon ki jagah hai, tum jaise bachon ke liye yahaan se thodi door amusement park hai. Jaao, wahaan jaake jhoola jhoolo.
Mai--ohh bhai, hume bhi pata hai ki andar kya hota hai, samjhe. Itne bhi bache nahi hai hum. Chal, ab andar jaane de hume.
Bouncer1--tum dono ko yahaan pehle to kabhi nahi dekha.
Mai--bhai, dhyaan kahaan rehta hai tumhaara. Yahaan humaara hafte me 1 baar to aana-jaana ho jaata hai. Tumhaare maalik ka naam kya hai?
Maine usse question pucha tha taaki mai yahaan ke maalik ka naam jaan sakun aur unhe confidence me le sakun. Jaise hi maine unse sawaal pucha to dono apne dimaag me apne maalik ka naam sochne lage aur maine unka dimaag padh liya.
Mai--Ramesh bhai hai na tumhaare maalik, unse jaake bolo ki Samar aaya hai.
Dono kuch der wahaan khade sochte rahe ki tabhi un chutiyon ne mujhse kuch aisa puch liya jiska jawaab mere paas ghanta nahi tha.
Bouncer1--membership hai tumhaare paas?
Mai--membership...
Bouncer2--nahi hai na, to chalo nikalo yahaan se.
Mai--ruk jaa bhai 1 minute. Membership hai humaare paas par aaj card leke nahi aaye hain.
Ye bolke maine uska dimaag padha ki ise meri baaton pe bharosa ho bhi raha hai ya nahi par jab maine uska dimaag padha to meri gaand fattne ko hi ho gayi.
Bouncer1--bhosdike, abhi to tu badi-2 baatein chod raha tha ki tu Ramesh bhai ko jaanta hai aur tujhe membership ke baare me ghanta nahi pata. Saale, sach-2 bata, news waalon ka khabri hai naa tu.
Ye bolkar vo gusse se humaari taraf badhne lage to maine Raghav bhaiya ko ishara kiya ki bhaage yahaan se. Vo hume pakadte usse pehle hi hum dono wahaan se 9-2-11 ho gaye. Behanchod, jo bhaage hai wahaan se to kam se kam 2-2.5 km daudne ke baad hi ruke hum log. Jab ruke to 1 baar peeche dekha ki koi peecha to nahi kar raha hai, jab sure ho gaye to hum dono sadak ke kinaare par hi baith gaye.
Mai--bhaiya, aapke kis dost ne aapko ye aadhi-adhuri jaankaari di thi. Saale ko waapis gaaon jaake bahot maarunga.
Raghav--uski bhi kya galti hai chhote, vo konsa bhosdika gaya hi hoga kabhi wahaan. Usne bhi jo suna hoga, vo mujhe aake bata diya.
Mai--bhaiya, uski suni-sunayi baaton ke chakkar me abhi gaand toot jaati. Shukar hai bhagwaan ka ki ain mauke par wahaan se nikal gaye hum log varna vo dono bouncer maar-2 ke bhoot bana dete hum dono ka.
Raghav--ab kya karein chhote?
Mai--hattt behanchod, saala kismat hi jhaantu hai. Ab kya yahaan pe kal tak gaand marwaaye apni.
Mai kuch der wahaan shaanti se baith gaya, mere andar bahot saara gussa bhara hua tha jo mujhe kahi to nikaalna tha. Kuch der sochne ke baad mere dimaag me 1 idea aaya.
Mai--bhaiya, chalo club chalte hain. Wahaan baith ke aap aur mai dono daaru piyenge.
Raghav--paisa kahaan hai club jaane ka.
Mai--hai na bhaiya apne paas 30000 rupaye.
Raghav--paagal mat ban chhote. Saale vo udhaar ke paise hain, kal chalke waapis kar dunga mai apne doston ko. Kyo kisi ka udhaar rakhna apne sar pe.
Mai--uski chinta aap mat karo bhaiya, vo mai kahin na kahin se jugaad karke chuka dunga lekin abhi jo dimaag ki maa-behan ho rakhi hai uske liye daaru hi best idea hai.
Raghav--to kisi theke pe chalte hain, club jaake kyon paise barbaad karne?
Mai--arre bhaiya, aap ke bahot nakhre hain. Chalo na chalte hain, kab tak jhaantu theke se jhaantu sharaab leke apne liver ko jalaate rahoge. Chalo, aaj mehangi sharaab pite hain.
Bhaiya mere thoda aur manaane ke baad maan gaye, uske baad mai aur bhaiya 1 club me aa gaye. Club ke andar ka maahol bahot hi mazedaar tha, maine to aajtak clubs aur bars ko sirf filmo me dekha tha. Aaj pehali baar mai kisi asli club me aaya tha, chaaro taraf light kaafi dim thi. 1 kone me bar bana hua tha jahaan log baith ke apni manpasand drinks bartender se banwa rahe the. Dusri taraf 1 DJ music baja raha tha, wahaan par single launde, laundiya aur couples dance kar rahe the. Baithne ke liye kuch tables bhi thi, mai aur Raghav bhaiya 1 table par jaake baith gaye aur fir humne waiter ko bulaaya. Uske baad humne menu utha liya aur order pe order dene lage drinks ka. Kabhi mai William Lawson ke 60ml ke peg mangwaata to kabhi Gold label ke, jab acha khaasa suroor ban gaya to maine beer ki bottles mangwa li.
Raghav--abbe kya kar raha hai, whiskey ke saath beer mat pi mere bhai. Gaand mar jaayegi.
Mai--arre bhaiya, try karne do na 1 baar. Gaand marti hai to marr jaaye, aaj mai bahot dukhi hoon. Behanchod ache khaase plan ki aaj behan chudi hai. Saala kya-2 armaan sajaaye the maine, aaj paisa hi paisa hoga. Uske baad dukaan ko mast renovate karwaayenge par saare armaano par kismat moot ke chali gayi.
Raghav--saala tujhe to kya hi dikkat hogi, asli dikkat to mujhe hai. 1 to mere baap ne itni badi udhaari le rakhi hai, use chukaana hai oopar se family problems 1 ke baad 1 gale aake tang jaati hai mere. Saala kismat to meri kharaab hai behanchod....
Uske baad Raghav bhaiya ne nashe me apna randirona shuru kar diya, halka-2 nasha to mujhe bhi ho gaya tha. Raghav bhaiya ki baat sunane me bilkul bhi maza nahi aa raha tha to maine socha chalo aaj dekhte hain ki saare nashediyon ke dimaag me kya chalta hai daaru peene ke baad. Mai 1-1 karke wahaan par maujood saare logon ka dimaag padh raha tha, single launde ke dimaag me club me aayi mast laundiyon ko dekh ke gande-2 khayaal aa rahe the, same haalat single laundiyo ki thi. Couples daaru ke nashe me ye soch rahe the ki aaj kis position me sex karein, kuch log the jo meri tarah gam bhulaane ke liye pee rahe the. Mai sabka dimaag padh raha tha ki tabhi mai 1 aadmi ke dimaag me aake ruk gaya.
Aadmi(mann me)--aaj kaise bhi karke ye deal karni hai mujhe, saala 15 laakh rupaye ke liye un logo ne mujhe kutte ki tarah yahaan bula liya. 1 baar ye deal ho jaaye, uske baad dikha dunga mai bhaiya ko ki mere andar bhi dum hai. Saala ye chutiye log abhi tak aaye kyo nahi.
Mai thodi der aur dimaag padhta raha aur fir mujhe pata chala ki us aadmi ke paas abhi 15 laakh cash pade the. Vo yahaan kisi ko paise dene aaya tha, shakal se to saala gunda-mawaali lag raha tha. Uske aaspaas log khade the jo uske pantar lag rahe the, mai samajh gaya ki vo sab log gangster hain. Mai un logo ko dekh raha tha ki tabhi mere dimaag ne mujhe aawaz lagaayi.
Dimaag--kya soch raha hai bhai?
Mai(mann me)--vo kaam to tera hai, fir mujhse kyon puch raha hai.
Dimaag--mai jaanta hoon tu is waqt kya soch raha hai, yahi na ki kaash vo 15 laakh rupaye tujhe mil jaate to teri saari problem door ho jaati. Hai na?
Mai--haan bhai, yahi soch raha hoon mai is waqt. Saala kitna kismat waala hai ye jhaantu jiske paas itna paisa hai.
Dimaag--waise kismat waala to tu bhi hai.
Mai--mai..aur kismat waala. Vo kaise bhosdike?
Dimaag--abbe lodu, tu kuch der pehle ro raha tha na ki teri kismat ne tera saath nahi diya aur tu us juye ke adde me nahi ghus paaya. Tu paise bhi nahi bana paaya, par soch ki ye bhagwaan ne tujhe mauka diya hai paise banaane ka. Soch, agar ye paise tujhe mil jaaye to saari problem khatam ho jaayegi mama ki.
Mai--ye paise mujhe kaise milenge bhai?
Dimaag--tu 1 kaam kar, paise chura le.
Mai--paagal ho gaya hai kya bhai, vo log gangster hain bhosdike. Agar mujhe pakad liya to goliyan maar ke shareer me chhed kar denge.
Dimaag--bhai, thoda risk to lena hoga na.
Mai--abbe ye thoda risk hai, saale yahaan maut nazar aa rahi hai mujhe.
Dimaag--to fir 1 kaam kar, band ho jaane de tere mama ki dukaan. Tere mama ki dukaan band ho jaayegi fir unke khaane ke laale pad jaayenge aur kuch din baad teri nani, mama, mami aur Raghav bhaiya sab bhooke mar jaayenge.
Mai--nahi-2, mai aisa nahi hone dunga. Jab tak mai hoon tab tak dukaan band nahi hogi, maine waada kiya hai mama se ki mai dukaan bachaaunga.
Dimaag--to yahi tera mauka hai chodu, jaa pakad le ise. Kama le 15 laakh, khatam kar de apne mama ki saari dikkatein.
Mai kuch der apni jagah par baitha sochta raha ki aage kya karun. Fir maine apne dimaag me 1 nishchay kiya aur Raghav bhaiya ko dekhne laga, vo abhi bhi apna randirona ro rahe the.
Raghav--.....maine socha tha aaj bahot saare paise kamaayenge par sab gud-gobar ho gaya. Ab kya karenge chhote, kahaan se laayenge paise, kaise bachayenge dukaan.
Mai--bhaiya, I have a plan.
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