Incest Mard ka bachcha.

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 9.


Subah k char baje Lallu ki nind khul gai.

Thakawat bahut ho rakhi thi lekin is samay uthane ka ek aadat ho gya tha to nind khul gai Lallu ki.

Uth kr baith gya. Dekha to wo or Ritu dono raat mai nange hi so gye the. Lallu uth kr pahle light jala diya.

Light jalte hi kamre mai ujala fail gya jaha bed se niche dono soye pade the abhi bistar to sara simat k ek jagah ikkatha ho gya tha.
Ritu abhi bhi soyi hui thi.
Lallu Ritu ki gadrai gori badan ko kha jane wali najro se dekh raha tha.
Is samay Ritu pith k bal leti hui thi.
Sash lene se uski chuchiya upper niche ho raha tha.
Bada manmohak drishya tha.

Bhare hue gaal. Patle hoth jo raat ki chusai se abhi fool gya tha.
Lambi gardan or us se niche everest choti ki tarah sar uthaye mote mote chuche jo raat k mardan se lal hua pada tha. Kahi kahi katne k nishan bhi tha.
Dedh do inch lambe chuchuk jis pr khoon si lali aa gai thi.

Fully hui chikni makhmali pet, gahri nabhi or us se niche wo jannat ka dwar jis k darshan k liye hi na jane kitne khun baha diye jate hai

Ritu ki bur ka to kya kahna. Choti choti bal trim kiya hua bahut sundar tha. Bur ki halat bahut dainiya thi abhi lekin abhi to pta nahi chalta tha ki pahle kaisi thi qki abhi uske hoth full kr dono taraf se chipak kr aisa pratit ho raha tha jaise yaha koi surakh hi nahi hai.

Lallu or Ritu dono k birya jo sukh gya tha abhi sath mai thoda khun bhi nikla tha sayad qki charo or birya k sath lali faily thi.

Mote mote manshal janghe. Dekh kr Lallu ka man kr raha tha ki in jangho ko jibh nikal kr chat le tato se khub kate.

Aise Manmohak drishya dekh kr Lallu ka lauda apna sar utha chuka tha.

Wo aage badh kr Ritu k chuche ko muthi mai bhar kr dabane laga.


Tabhi dusre kamre mai awaj aai.
Lallu ka man nahi kr raha tha chodne ka lekin abhi ab vakt nahi tha to wo kapde pahan kr pahle Ritu k galo ko apne dato se kat kr utha diya.

Ritu- hayyy maaa. Ye jalik nira pagal hai. Soye hue ko kaise uthate hai ye bhi nahi pta ise

Ritu apne gaal ko sahlati hui uth kr baith gai tab use ehsas hua ki wo kis hal mai hai abhi.

Ritu- hayyy raamm… mai aise hi kaise so gai.
Ritu japat kr chadar utha kr apne badan pr odh li.
Ritu- muaa khada khada huss raha hai. Aise bhi koi karta hai kya.

Lallu- maine kya kiya hai.

Ritu- maine kya kiya hai.( Nakal utarti hui.)
Ab kya banki rah gya hai muaa. Or kya karna chahta hai.

Lallu- filhal to ek mithi si chummi de do meri pyari lugai. Banki aaj raat mai mai khud le lunga.

Lallu aage badh kr Ritu k hotho ko apne hotho se laga kr chusne laga.

Thodi der chusne k bad Lallu Ritu se alag ho gya.

Lallu- jaldi se kapde pahan lo. Kisi bhi vakt kaka aa sakte hai.

Lallu Ritu ko uska kapda pakdati boli.

Ritu jhapat kr kapde li or jaldi se pahan li.

Fir ek ek kr dono washroom ja kr fresh hue.
Tab tak dadu or kaka bhi uth kr fresh ho gye the.

Fir chro ek bag mai kapda le kr chal diye snan k liye.

Wahut bhir tha waha. Dadu sab se aage chal rahe the. Wo yaha kai bar aa chuke the to unhe pta tha yaha ka.
Unke sath kaka chal rahe the.
Dono k piche Ritu ka hath pakde Lallu Ritu ka pati ki tarah uske sath chal raha tha.


Abhi sahi snan ka samay tha to sabhi aakhado k mahanth, Mahamandaleshwar, or naga sadhu log abhi snan k liye jaikara lagate hue ja rahe the.

Road k dono or police or army k sipahi koi paidal to koi ghode pr baithe ek ghera bana kr aam logo se duri banaye hue in sadhu mahatmao ko rasta bana rahe the. Koi hathi pr to koi ghoda or koi to sone chandi k palki pr sahi snan k liye ja rahe the.
Pura watavaran bhaktimay ho gya tha.

Bahut ajib bhesh bhusha k bhi kai sadhu baba the waha. Koi pure sarir pr bhashm lagaye hue. Sir pr jata, gale mai kai tarah k mala, kisi k hath mai damru to kisi k hath mai trishul, kisi k hath mai gada, to kisi k hath mai chimta. Koi aankho mai Kajal lagaye to koi shap ko gale mai lapete.
Kai k to kamar mai bhi tarah tarah k chije bandhi thi.
Sab apne prabhu k masti mai mast jhumte hue ja rahe the.

Aam log road k side mai ya to khade ho kr dekh rahe the ya ahista ahista se snan k sthal ki or badh rahe the.

Ye charo bhi in sabhi k piche sab dekhte hue aage badh rahe the.
Tabhi ek sadhu baba jo ghode pr chale ja rahe the.
Unka ghoda bidak kr road k side mai jaha Lallu khada tha udhar aa gya.

Lallu aawaj sun kr udhar dekha to samne ek kale ghode pr bilkul nanga sadhu baba baithe hai. Ek hath mai damru or dusre hath se ghode ka lagam pakde hue apni lal lal aankho se Lallu ko ghur rahe the.

Lallu us naga sadhu baba ki aankho ka tab sah nahi paya or ghabra kr apna sar dusri or ghuma liya.
Naga sadhu baba ki wo lal aankhe Lallu ko apne sarir k bhitar tak mahsus ho raha tha.

Tabhi do fauji aa kr us naga sadhu k ghode ko pakad kr bich road mai kr diya.

Fir wo sadhu baba sab sadhuon k sath gum ho gye.

Lallu apne dadu or kaka kaki k sath sab taraf k drishya dekhta hua aage badh raha tha.

Sahi snan pura hone k bad aam logo ko snan ki ijajat mil gya to sabhi snan k liye chal pade.

Lallu k dadu apne bete anil k sath ek or snan karne chale gye or waha se thoda hat kr Ritu Lallu k sath snan karne chali gai.

Snan kr lene k bad sab apne kapde pahan kr taiyar ho gye chalne ko.

Abhi hum log waha se nikal kr road pr aa gye the or jis taraf ham thahre the udhar hi badh rahe the.

Dadu- anil beta mai soch raha tha abhi snan kr liya hai to astnayak k puja or darshan bhi kr le. Kya kahte ho.

Anil- uchit bichar hai papa. Fir kb aayege yaha. Abhi aaye hai to sabhi devi devta ka puja archna to kr hi lena chahiye.

Dadu- chalo fir…..


Abhi dadu ki bate bhi puri nahi hui thi ki waha bhagdar mach gya.

Lallu jhapat kr dadu or kaki ko pakad kr ek gali mai ghus gya wahi or diwal k sahare khada ho gya.

Bhagdar badhti hi ja rahi thi.

Jisko jaha jagah milta girta parta bhaga ja raha tha.

Ye charo diwar se pith lagaye chipke hue the.
Logo ka hujum bhaga ja raha tha.
Kitne budhe aurat waha girte fir uthate or tab tak logo ka hujum se dhakka lag jata to fir gir padate.

Kisi ko kisi ki fikra nahi tha. Sab bas apni jaan bacha kr bhage ja rahe the.

Loudspeaker pr bar bar chilla kr sab se santi banaye rakhne ko kaha ja raha tha lekin kaun sunta hai.

Lallu kaki or dadu ka hath pakad kr us gali mai diwar k sahare se aage badhne laga.

Thoda aage ja kr wo gali mur gya tha.

Lallu- kaka hum jaha ruke hai wo dhramsala ka naam kya hai. Or andaj kitna dur hoga yaha se.


Anil- beta naam to yaad nahi. Duri yahi koi 2 km hoga.

Lallu- kaka, abhi hum main sarak se ab nahi ja sakte hai to aise hi gali se hota hua aage badhte hai. Andaj se 2 km aage chalte hai. Fir apna dhramsala dhundhenge.

Dadu- ha beta. Abhi main road se ab jana khatarnak hoga. Yahi se aage badhta rah.


Lallu teeno k sath andaj se hi aage badhta raha.
Kai galiyo ko par karta hua andaja teen km chalne k baad wo log ek jagah ruk gye.

Lallu- kaka kya khayal hai ek bar ab mainroad mai nikal kr dekhe ab.

Dadu- nahi nahi abhi nahi. Abhi aisa kr kisi bhi dhramsala mai chal. Bad mai jab sant ho jaiga sab tab fir apne wale mai chalenge.

Lallu- aap sab yaha rukiye na mai ek bar dekh kr aata hu. Waise bhi abhi mujhe nahi lagta kisi bhi dhramsala mai jagah hoga.

Anil- tu yahi rah papa or kaki k sath. Mai dur se hi dekh kr aata hu.

Anil waha se main road ki or chala gya or ye log us gali mai intjar karne lage.

Aadhe ghante baad anil aata hua dikha.

Dadu- kaha chala gya tha. Itna der lagta hai kya.

Anil- apna dhramsala yahi do gali bad hai. Chal aage.
Fir sab chal diye. Thodi der mai ye log apne Dharamsala mai pahuch gye.
Apne kamre mai aa kr sabhi bed pr baith gye.

Dadu- aaj to Lallu ne bacha liya. Agar aaj ye nahi hota to gye the hum log.

Anil- ha pita ji. Mujhe to kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye ho kya gya hai.

Ritu- mera beta hai hi bahut hosiyaar. ( Kaki Lallu k mathe ko chumti boli)

Lallu uth khada hua.

Dadu- ab kaha ja raha hai. Khana kha le ab. Astnayak k darshan ab aaj nahi ho payga.

Lallu- dadu bas niche se aata hu.

Anil- Thik hai khana ka bolta hua aa jana. Bahar bilkul mat jana. Bhagdar abhi bhi ho raha hai.

Lallu waha se uth kr niche aa gya or dhramsala se bahar chala gya.

Mainroad pr aa kr dekha to jagah jagah police wale khade hai or jo ghayal ho gya hai use gari mai baitha kr upchar k liye bhej rahe hai.

Ab bhagdar khatm ho gya tha.

Lallu charo or dekhta hua aage badh raha tha.

Tabhi thodi dur ek tent k pas ek sadhu baba niche gire hue dikhe.
Lallu daur kr us or chala gya.
Pas ja kr Lallu us sadhu baba ko utha kr apne god mai le liya.

Sadhu baba k sarir mai kai jagah se halki halki khun bah raha tha.
Lallu us sadhu baba ko utha kr apne kandhe pr le liya or ek taraf daur pada.

Sadhu baba- beta idhar nahi. Udhar baye us gali mai mera thikana hai tum waha chod do.

Lallu- aap ko abhi upchar ki jarurat hai. Pahle aap upchar karwa lijiye.

Sadhu baba- beta mujhe mere tent mai de aao. Mere chale mera upchar kr denge.

Lallu sadhu baba k bataye disha mai le kr chal diya.
Karib do km aage aa kr ek tent k pas sadhu baba bole undar chalne ko.

Lallu sadhu baba ko le kr us tent mai aa gya.

Tent pura khali tha. Waha koi nahi tha.
Lallu- baba yaha to koi nahi hai.

Sadhu baba- beta wo mera jhola hai. Wo la do.
Lallu sadhu baba k bataye jhole ko utha kr unko pakda diya.
Sadhu baba us jhole se ek muthi bhasm le kr apne pure sarir mai lep liye.
Jaha jaha khun bah raha tha sab jagah laga liye us bhasma ko.

Fir sadhu baba us jhole se ek jari buti nikal kr Lallu ko pakda diye.

Sadhu baba- ye lo beta. Ise pranam kr grahan karo.

Lallu- ye kya hai baba. ( Lallu) hath jor kr bola.

Sadhu baba- beta ye ek jari buti se bana aushadhi hai jis se asim takat milta hai.
Ise grahan karne k baad tum apne andar bahut takat paoge.

Lallu- baba mere pas jo abhi mera saririk takat hai wo mere liye paryapt hai. Ye le kr mai kya karunga. Aap is jari buti ko kisi kamjor ko de dijiyega jise iski jarurat mujh se jyada hoga.

Sadhu baba- beta jo is layak hota hai ye jari buti uske pas khud pahuch jata hai. Jaise abhi tum tak pahuch raha hai.
Is jari buti mai meri tapasya ka kuch fal bhi mila hua hai. Tum meri bahut madad ki us k parinam Swarup mai tumhe ye de raha hu. Lo putra ab der na karo ise grahan karo.

Lallu dono hath jor kr hath aage badhaya or us jaributi ko le liya sadhu baba k hath se.

Sadhu baba- is jari buti ko apne muh mai le kr yaha sir jhuka kr baith jao.

Lallu darta hua aisa hi kiya.

Lallu k baithate hi sadhu baba Lallu k sir pr hath rakh kr koi mantra padhne lage.

Mantra purna hone k bad sadhu baba apna hath Lallu k sir se hata liye.

Sadhu baba- butta ab tum apne ghar chale jao. Waha sab tumhara intjar kr rahe honge.
Lallu- lekin baba aap k koi chele to yaha hai hi nahi aap ko chot lagi hai. Aap ka upchar kaun or kaise hoga.

Sadhu baba - butta yaha aa kr jo mai bhasma lagaya hai us main ab bilkul thik hu. Tum meri fikra bilkul mat karo. Tumhare dhram sala mai sab tumhe dhundh rahe hone. Tum ab jao.

Lallu sadhu baba ko pranam karta waha se nikal kr apne dhramsala mai aa gya.

Excellent update

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 10.


Dhramsala pahuch kr khane ka order de diya or bata diya ki room mai bhej de.
Lallu aa kr Ritu wale room mai chala gya.

Ritu- kaha tha itni der se. Pta hai hum kitne padeshan ho gye the. ( Lallu ko gale lagati Ritu boli.)

Lallu- yahi niche thoda bahar khada tha. Dekh raha tha kisi ko koi madad ki jarurat to nahi hai. ( Lallu Ritu k hotho ko chum kr bola)

Ritu- abhi tere kaka tujhe sabhi jagah se dhundh kr aaye hai. Ja ja kr bta aa ki tu aa gya hai nahi to dono padeshan hote rahenge tere liye.

Lallu waha se nikal kr dusre kamre mai aa gya. Waha dono baithe Lallu ko le kr bahut pareshan the. Lallu ko dekhte hi Anil uth khade ho gye.
Anil- kaha chala gya tha. Pta mai kitna ghabra gya tha.

Lallu- itna q ghabra jate hain kaka. Mai yahi pas mai hi to tha. Mai khane ko bol aaya hu wo lata hoga aap log fresh ho jaiye.

Lallu waha se fir Ritu k pas aa gya.

Lallu- aap ko fresh hona hai to ho jao khana aa raha hai.
Ritu- mai pahle hi fresh ho gai hu. Tu chala ja. Fresh ho le or ye kapde pr khul kaisa laga hai kaha chot laga liya. Dikha jara.
Ritu kapde pr lage khun ko dekh kr harbara kr bed se uth kr Lallu k kapde ko uthati boli.

Lallu- are meri rani kuch nahi hua mujhe. Wo ek ghayal baba ko utha kr uske tent tak le gya tha lagta hai usi ka khun lag gya hai. Abhi mai kapda badal leta hu.
Ritu kaki- tu sach kah raha hai na. Dekh mujh se jhuth mat bol. Agar tujhe kahi chot laga hai to bta de. Tujhe kuch ho gya to mai bhi nahi jinda rahungi. Mai bhi khud ko mar lungi.

Lallu- are baap re itna pyar. Tum to bilkul meri lugai jaise baat kr rahi ho.
Ritu- chup kr muaa humasa padeshan karta rahta hai mujhe. Chal dikha tum jhuth bol raha hai ya sach.

Lallu kapda khol kr nikal diya.
Lallu- lo dekh lo. Or bhi kuch karne ka man ho to bta do mai niche ka bhi khol deta hu.
Ritu- sarmati hui. Chup kr harami. Maar khayega mere se. Chal dusra kapda pahan le ja.

Lallu bag se dusra kapda nikal kr pahan liya or fresh hone chala gya.
Tab tak khana bhi aa gya tha.
Sab mil kr khana kha liye.
Lallu Ritu k kamre mai aa gya aram karne. Dusre kamre mai anil or dadu bhi aram karne lage.

Lallu Ritu k kamre mai aa kr darwaja laga diya or Ritu ko apne baho mai bhar liya.
Lallu- meri jaan tumhe dekh kr pta nahi mujhe kya hone lagta hai. Mai apne aap pr kabu q khota chala jata hu.
Ritu- sarmati hui. Chod abhi din hai. Koi sun lega to kya kahega.

Lallu- to aisa karte hai hum log chup chap pyar karte hai. Muh ko koi last dene ki jarurat nahi hai. Hath or hathiyar apna pyar kr lenge.

Ritu- muaa abhi mujhe chhua to pitayi laga dungi. Abhi chup chap so ja. Mujhe bhi bahut nind aa rahi hai. Sari raat tang kiya hai tum ne.

Lallu- aisa julm to na kro apne diwane pr.
Ritu- bada aaya mera Diwana. ( Muskudati hui.) Muh dekha hai apna.

Lallu- tumhare bapu ne jis se tumhara byah karaya hai us se to sundar hi hu.

Ritu- hahaha… chal chal bada aaya sundar wadi….
Chup chap so ja nahi to mai bhaga dungi dusre kamre mai. Waha akele sota rahna.

Lallu Ritu ko jhappi dal kr so let gya uske sath.
Lallu- plss pyar karne do na. Bada man kr raha hai.

Ritu- nahi. Bilkul nahi. Abhi tak dukh raha hai mujhe. Waha phul bhi gya hai. Sujan aa gai hai aaj bilkul nahi.

Lallu- dekho na iska kya haal hai. Isko kaise sulau. ( Apne khade laude ko pakad kr dikhata bola.)

Ritu- bola na nahi. Tumhe ek bar mai samajh nahi aata hai kya.( Ritu gusse mai boli.)

Lallu muh latka kr alag ho kr so gya.

Bhai badhiya update hai

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 11.


Dopahar baad Lallu ki nind khuli.
Uth kr fresh hua. Dekha to sabhi abhi tak so rahe the.

Lallu bahar ja kr sab k liye chay or halka naste k liye kuch le aaya.
Sab ko utha kr chay nasta diya.

Lallu- dadu ab sam mai kya karna hai. Yaha sangam tat pr ganga aarti hota hai waha chale kya.

Dadu- nahi beta. Aaj jana thik nahi hoga. Aaj hi to us hangame se tumhare karan bal bal bache hai. Agar tum nahi hote to aaj to hum logo ka chatni ban gai hoti.

Lallu- kya dadu mai nahi hota to kya hua bade kaka the. Or mere badle majhle kaka bhi to aane wale the.

Anil- nahi beta. Tere dadu sahi kah rahe hai. Mai to tha hi lekin mujhe to kuch pta bhi nahi chala tha tab tak tu hum logo ko safe kr chuka tha.
Dadu- sahi baat hai. Agar sunil bhi hota to wo bhi itna active nahi hai ki hum logo ko yu bacha kr surakshit yaha tk le aata.

Lallu- aachha achha ab aap log mera gungan karna band kijiye. Agar aap log nahi jainge to mai ghum aaun kya kuch der bahar se.

Dadu- nahi beta. Tu hi to hamara Sahara hai. Mai kahi nahi jane dunga tumhe.
Lallu- kya dadu. Kamre mai band kitna der baitha rahu. Uub gya hu mai.
Anil- beta, dadu hamare bhale k liye kah rahe hai. Tu upper chhat pr chala jaa waha se bahut achha najara dikhta hai.

Fir Lallu waha se uth kr chhat pr chala gya.
Such mai waha se bahut sundar najara dikh raha tha.

Wahi railing pr baith kr Lallu dur dur tk chote chote camp or sangam mandir logo ki bhir sab dekhta hua time pass karne laga.
Kab raat k 10 baj gye pta hi nahi chala.
Wo to anil kaka khane k liye bulane aaye tab ja kr Lallu ko hosh aaya.

Fir niche aa kr fresh hua or sab baith kr raat ka khana khaye.

Khana khane k baad dadu or anil to sone lage lekin Lallu ko abhi nind nahi aa rahi thi or Ritu se to wo subah se hi naraj tha to us se to baat bhi nahi kiya. Ritu k taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha.

Ye sab Ritu bhi note kr rahi thi.

Lallu khana kha kr ek bar fir chhat pr chala gya or raat 1 baje tak wahi chhat pr baitha raha.

Raat 1 baje Ritu Lallu ko dhundhti hui chhat pr aai.

Ritu- or kitna yaha baitha rahega. Chal chalkr so jaa.

Lallu kuch bola hi nahi.

Ritu aage badh kr Lallu ka hath pakad kr us se chipak gai.
Ritu- naraj hai na mujh se. Baat samajh babu. Mujhe bahut dukh raha tha. Tab tujhe nahi gussa karti to tu Manta nahi.

Lallu chup tha abhi bhi kuch nahi bola.

Ritu hath badha kr uske laude ko pakad li.

Ritu- hayyy raamm ye humesha taiyar hi rahta hai.
Chal iska ilaj karti hu.
Lallu Ritu ka hath pakad kr waha se hata diya or thoda dur ja kr khada ho gya.

Ritu ek bar fir khushal kr Lallu k pas aai.

Ritu- mera sona, mera saiyaa naraj hai. Abhi manati hu ise mai.
Ritu piche se Lallu se chipak kr uske gardan kandhe jo bhi khuli jagah thi waha choti choti chummi lene lagi or ek hath se Lallu k sine pr sahlane lagi to dusre hath se fir se Lallu k laude ko pakad li.

Ritu Lallu ko piche se chumti jati thi or ek hath se uske rod ki tarah sakt garm laude ko muthiya bhi rahi thi.

Lallu se ab bardast karna muskil ho raha tha.
Lallu k man mai uthal puthal machi thi.
Ek man kahta hata du Ritu ko. Abhi bhi naraj bana rahu. To dusra man kahta ki achha mauka hai khule mai patak kr chod de to ek fantasy bhi puri ho jaigi.

Lallu samajh nahi pa raha tha ki kya kare.
Idhar Ritu badastur apna chuche Lallu k pith pr ragarti ja rahi thi or uske laude ko muthayati bhi ja rahi thi.

Lallu apne dil ko kabu kr k ek bar fir Ritu ko apne aap se dur hata diya or chal diya sidhiyo ki or.

Nice update bro

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 12.


Lallu Ritu ko piche chod kr chal diya.
Sidhiyo k pas aa kr gate ko laga diya. Fir palat kr aa gya chhat pr.

Lallu is bar Ritu k pas aa kr uske dono chuche ko hatho mai pakad kr masalne laga.

Bade bade gol gubbare yu chhat pr khule mai dabata hua Lallu Ritu k hotho ko apne hotho mai le kr chusne laga.

Ritu kisi bel ki tarah Lallu se lipti hui thi.

Lallu Ritu k hotho ko chusta hua Ritu k doodh ko bhi dabata ja raha tha.

Ritu- uhhh, thoda aaram se dabao dard karta hai.

Lallu- din mai jo tadpao ho uska badla lena to abhi banki hai. Abhi se dard karne laga meri lugai ko.

Ritu- kya karu mera saiya jara anadi hai.

Lallu Ritu k Aanchal ko hata kr uske blouse ko khol diya.
Ritu- yaha khule mai mat kro. Niche room mai chalte hai na.

Lallu- kabhi kaka k sath khule Aasman k niche thandhi thandhi hawao k bich mai yu kuch ki ho.

Ritu- muaaa, ab tu hi Mera khasham hai to ab se kabhi uski koi baat mat karna nahi to fir kabhi chhunne bhi nahi dungi.

Lallu- gussa q karti ho. Yaha khule mai pyar karne ka ek alag maja hai.

Lallu Ritu k blouse ko khol kr alag kr diya. Niche Ritu ne blk bra pahni thi.
Lallu- kya baat hai aaj to chuchi kasna bhi pahni hai.
Lallu piche hath le ja kr uska bhi huk khol kr alag rakh diya.

Ab Ritu upper se bilkul nangi thi.
Ritu k do fule hue gubbare hawa mai khul rahe the.
Lallu ek ko apne hath mai tham kr dusre ko muh khol kr jitna aa paya utna dal kr chubhlane laga.
Ritu maje se sssii ssii karti hui Lallu k balo mai ungli ghuma rahi thi.

Lallu aaj subah se hi padeshan tha.
Raat mai pahli bar to wo ye swad chakha tha to abhi ab us mai sabar nahi tha.

Kuch der dono doodh ko guthne chusne k baad Lallu Ritu ko waha rakhi ek tuti kursi pr baitha diya diwal k sahare or apna lauda nikal kr uske muh k pas kr diya.
Ritu Lallu k man ki baat samajh kr Lallu k laude ko le kr muthiyane lagi.
Lallu Ritu k sar ko pakad kr apne laude pr jhukata chala gya.
Lallu Ritu k hotho pr apna lauda ragadne laga.
Ritu apnauh khol kr laude ko apne muh mai le kr chuppa lagane lagi.

Lallu apna kamar hila kr Ritu k muh ko chod raha tha.
Lallu to maje se satwe Aasman mai tha.
Lallu ko bahut maja aa raha tha Ritu k muh ko chodate hue.
Lallu hath bada kr Ritu k chuche ko hatho mai le kr masalne laga or idhar kamar hila kr muh bhi chode ja raha tha.

Dhire dhire Lallu ka hilna tej hota chala gya.
Ab Lallu ne Ritu k muh ko dono hato se pakad kr under tak apne laude ko thokta ja raha tha.
Lallu ka lauda Ritu k gale mai kanth pr ja kr thokar marta tha.

Lallu maje se apne muh se ajib ajib awaje nikalta hua Ritu k muh ko tufani gati se chode ja raha tha. Wo bhul gya tha ki ye Ritu ka chut nahi balki uska muh hai.

Lallu jhatke khata hua Ritu k muh mai hi khali ho gya.
Ritu ek jhatke se Lallu ko dhakel kr khaste hue ulti karne lagi.
Lallu to dekh kr dar gya ki josh josh mai ye kya kr gya.

Ritu jab thodi der baad sambhali to uth kr ek thappad lagai.
Ritu- muaaa mai kya mana ki hu kuch karne ko. Kam se kam aaram se to kr. Tu to jaan hi le leta mera.
Lallu- sorry kaki. Wo mujhe hosh hi nahi raha. Lekin aap to bta sakti thi na.

Ritu- muaaa batati kaha se. Muh mai to lauda thush rakha tha tu ne or hath se mar rahi hu itni der se to uska to tumhe koi pta hi nahi chala.

Lallu- so sorry kaki. Aage se mai dhayan rakhunga. Pls aap naraj na ho.

Ritu- thik hai. Chal ab niche chal.
Lallu- kya…. abhi to suru hi hua hai. Abhi kaha niche jainge.

Ritu- to aaj soch liya hai yahi khule mai chodega mujhe.

Lallu- ha rani. Aaj mera man hai ki mai tumhe nangi kr k khub humach humach kr is chhat pr khule Aasman k niche chodu.

Ritu- jyada jor mat lagana. Nahi to mai chillane lagi to log aa kr hum dono ko jaan se mar denge.

Lallu Ritu ko pakad kar khada kiya or uske hotho ko chusne laga.
Lallu ko Ritu k muh se apne cum ki badbu aa rahi thi lekin Ritu k madmast jawani ko chusne mai use apne cum ka bhi test achha hi lagne laga.

Lallu Ritu ko pakad kr alag kiya or uske sari ko khol kr alag kr diya.

Ritu- Lallu ye sab mat khol beta. Agar yaha koi aa gya to hum jaldi se taiyar bhi nahi ho payenge.
Lallu- ab yaha koi nahi aa payega meri jaan. Maine gate band kr rakha hai.

Lallu petikot ka nada pakad kr khich diya.
Peticot sarsarata hua Ritu k pairo mai gir gai.
Ab Ritu madarjat nangi thi is khule Aasman k niche.
Ritu ko bada saram aa raha tha.
Wo sarma kr piche ghum gai jo Lallu k jaan pr ban aai.

Ritu ki bhari matke jaise gol gand ab Lallu k aankho k samne tha.
Chand ki rausni mai Ritu ka sangmarmar jaisa badan chamak raha tha. Us pr se ye katil gand…
Hayyy kya kahna.
Lallu jaldi se apna sara kapda khol kr nanga ho gya or piche se hi Ritu se chipak gya.
Ritu ka gand dekh kr Lallu ka lauda rod ki tarah khada ho gya tha jo chipakne se bilkul Ritu k gand k dono fako k bich tedha wo kr niche nikal gya tha.

Ritu Lallu k garam rod ki tarah sakhat laude ko feel kar k maje se gangana gai.
Pure badan mai Ritu k chitiya rengne lagi.
Lallu aage hath le ja kr Ritu k dono chuche ko tham liya or usko apne se chipka kr halke halke ghisssa lagane laga.
Ritu k piche chipka Lallu to maje se Aasman mai urr raha tha or yahi haal kuch Ritu ka bhi tha wo niche se pani bahaye ja rahi thi.
Apne hotho ko dato se katate hue maje se Lallu se apna chuche miswa rahi thi or piche se ghisse lagwa rahi thi.
Ye Ritu ka pahla anubhab tha aisa.
Anil to dhang se kabhi apna lulli bhi nahi dala tha uske under.

Ab Ritu se bardast karna muskil ho raha tha.

Lallu- rani mai tumhari ye matki forna chahta hu.

Ritu- pahle mujhe patak kr jam kr chod khub humach humach kr taki kal mai chalu to log samjhe ki mai khub jam k chudi hu apne khasham se sari raat.

Lallu Ritu ki bate sunn kr josh mai aa gya or use ghuma kr railing pakad kr jhuka diya.

Lallu Ritu k piche aa kr Ritu k kamar tak lahrate balo ko ikkatha kr apne hath mai le kr laude ko Ritu k chut pr laga kr ragarne laga

Ritu- ab or mat tadpa re. Ab mujhse or bardast nahi hoga. Ye kaisa aag laga diya tune. Jaldi se apna lauda thok mare nigodi bhosre mai.

Lallu Ritu k chut se nikalte pani se apne laude ko achhi tarah se chikna kr liya ghis ghis kr or fir Ritu k chut k chhed pr apne laude ko tika kr Ritu k makhmali gand ko dono hatho mai pakad liya or hummach kr dhakka mara.

Ek hi dhakke mai jar tak Lallu ka lauda Ritu k chut ko farti hui ja ghusa.

Ritu bahut jor se chikh padi.
Lallu jaldi se apne hath se Ritu k muh ko band kiya lekin fir bhi ek bar to wo chilla hi chuki thi.

Lallu ka lauda chut ki garmi se under or full raha tha jaise.
Idhar Ritu ka to bura haal tha.
Itna dard ki use laga jaise kisi ne pet tak koi garm sariya ghusa diya hai.
Wo Lallu k baho mai machhli ki tarah farfara rahi thi chhutne ko.
Lallu Ritu k muh se hath hata kr uske chuche ko dono hatho se pakad kr jor jor se michne laga.

Ritu- aaah maarrr diyyyaa reee.. q aa gaiii maii yaha.. aaahhh achchha tha roomm mai hi so jati. Fattt gaiii meriii Chuttt.

Ritu k aankho se tap tap aanshu bah rahe the.

Lallu kabhi dono chuche dabata to kabhi uske matke jaisi gand k fanko ko masalne lagta.

Kuch der aise hi masalne k baad Ritu ka rona kam hua tab Lallu halke halke apna lauda nikal kr dhire dalne laga.
Abhi thoda hi bahar nikalta or fir pura ghusa deta tha apna lauda.

Ritu ko bar bar apne pet mai bachedani pr thokar lagta mahsus hota.

Ritu- Kitna bada hai ek muee ka lauda. Bilkul gadhe ka hai…
Pta nahi kis ghari paida kiya tha is gadhe k laude ko Kajal.


Lallu ab aadhe se jyada lauda nikal kr pelne laga Ritu ko.

Chuche dabata hua Lallu ab humach humach kr dhakka marne laga.
Ritu har dhakke pr karah uthati.
Ritu k hathse railing chhut
Jata to fir use majbuti se pakad leti or agle dhakke mai fir chhut jata.

Ritu ki gand lal ho gai thi Lallu k kamar se lag kr.
Khule Aasman k niche chandani raat mai ye dono din duniya se bekhabar thap thap thap ki madhur sangit bajaye ja rahe the.

Ritu- aaahhh muaaa kaisee chodd raha hai.. jaise isii kii maaa kaajrii ki bhosraa hoo. Hayyy maaa riii maii gaiiii..
Ritu chillate hue jharne lagi.

Lallu apne maa ka naam Ritu k muh se sun kr sunnn ho gya.
Uska lauda jaise or sakht ho gya motai jaise or badh gai.
Lallu ab tufani gati se Ritu k gand ko masalte hue chode ja raha tha.

Lallu- Lee randiii badii garmi thii chhuppp krr raat ko lauda chustiii hai. Le ab mera laudaaa aaj bhosdaaa bannaaa dungaa. Aahhh meriii randiii rituuu.

Lallu pta nahi kya bake ja raha tha or Ritu k chuche or gand ko to masal masal kr fula diya tha.
Ritu Lallu k haiwaniyat ko sahan nahi kr pa rahi thi…
Jaise use lag raha tha ki is se achha to wo kuwari rah leti. Kabhi nahi chudti.
Abhi wo do bar jhar chuki thi or ab usko jalan ho raha tha undar.
Lallu abhi wahsi pagal tha or Ritu bhi adher umra ki gadrai gay.

Ritu mai garmi bahut thi lekin ek to umra or dusra Lallu thahra ardh pagal.
Ritu Lallu ko ab jhel nahi pa rahi thi.

Ritu- Lallu tumhe meri kasam hai abhi mujhe chod de. Bahut jalan ho raha hai or pair bhi dard kr raha hai. Mujhe thoda sas lene de fir karna.

Lallu Ritu ki baat suna hi nahi.
Uske kaan mai to bas Kajal naam ghum raha tha jo Ritu jharte hue boli thi.

Lallu satak se Ritu k chut se land nikal kr us pr dher sara thuk lagaya or Ritu jo khush ho kr baithne ja rahi thi sas durust karne ko, use utha kr apne god mai le liya or niche se thok diya bur mai pura lauda.

Ritu- aahhh aaj ye meriii jaan le kr manega.. he bhagwannn bachaaa le.. aageee kabhii nahii chudungii is pagalll wahsiii gadheee k laudeee se..

Lallu humach hach kr Ritu ko uchalta hua chode ja raha tha.

Thodi der mai use le kr wahi ek fate camping cloth pr leta kr Ritu k dono pair ko kande pr dal chod diya apna mishal

Ritu is dhakke se gangana gai…
Ritu- koii bachaa lo reee. Marr degaa mujheee.

Lallu ab apne manjil k karib tha. Ab use kuch nahi dikh raha tha. Wo Ritu k dono pair ko Ritu k chati se chipka kr Ritu k upper sawar ho hachak hachak kr chode ja raha tha full speed mai.

Lallu ek aakhri shot laga kr Ritu k under hi bhalbhala kr jharne laga.

Lallu k hathse Ritu ka pair chut gye.
Ritu apne pair ko free hote hi hath pir failaye Lallu k pani ko feel karti kampti wo bhi jhar rahi thi..
Ritu or Lallu pure pasine se bhinge hue the.

Kafi der tak waha soye rahe wo dono.
Ritu k aankho se tap tap aanshu bah rahe the.

Lallu kabhi dono chuche dabata to kabhi uske matke jaisi gand k fanko ko masalne lagta.

Kuch der aise hi masalne k baad Ritu ka rona kam hua tab Lallu halke halke apna lauda nikal kr dhire dalne laga.
Abhi thoda hi bahar nikalta or fir pura ghusa deta tha apna lauda.

Ritu ko bar bar apne pet mai bachedani pr thokar lagta mahsus hota.

Ritu- Kitna bada hai ek muee ka lauda. Bilkul gadhe ka hai…
Pta nahi kis ghari paida kiya tha is gadhe k laude ko Kajal.


Lallu ab aadhe se jyada lauda nikal kr pelne laga Ritu ko.

Chuche dabata hua Lallu ab humach humach kr dhakka marne laga.
Ritu har dhakke pr karah uthati.
Ritu k hathse railing chhut
Jata to fir use majbuti se pakad leti or agle dhakke mai fir chhut jata.

Ritu ki gand lal ho gai thi Lallu k kamar se lag kr.
Khule Aasman k niche chandani raat mai ye dono din duniya se bekhabar thap thap thap ki madhur sangit bajaye ja rahe the.

Ritu- aaahhh muaaa kaisee chodd raha hai.. jaise isii kii maaa kaajrii ki bhosraa hoo. Hayyy maaa riii maii gaiiii..
Ritu chillate hue jharne lagi.

Lallu apne maa ka naam Ritu k muh se sun kr sunnn ho gya.
Uska lauda jaise or sakht ho gya motai jaise or badh gai.
Lallu ab tufani gati se Ritu k gand ko masalte hue chode ja raha tha.

Lallu- Lee randiii badii garmi thii chhuppp krr raat ko lauda chustiii hai. Le ab mera laudaaa aaj bhosdaaa bannaaa dungaa. Aahhh meriii randiii rituuu.

Lallu pta nahi kya bake ja raha tha or Ritu k chuche or gand ko to masal masal kr fula diya tha.
Ritu Lallu k haiwaniyat ko sahan nahi kr pa rahi thi…
Jaise use lag raha tha ki is se achha to wo kuwari rah leti. Kabhi nahi chudti.
Abhi wo do bar jhar chuki thi or ab usko jalan ho raha tha undar.
Lallu abhi wahsi pagal tha or Ritu bhi adher umra ki gadrai gay.

Ritu mai garmi bahut thi lekin ek to umra or dusra Lallu thahra ardh pagal.
Ritu Lallu ko ab jhel nahi pa rahi thi.

Ritu- Lallu tumhe meri kasam hai abhi mujhe chod de. Bahut jalan ho raha hai or pair bhi dard kr raha hai. Mujhe thoda sas lene de fir karna.

Lallu Ritu ki baat suna hi nahi.
Uske kaan mai to bas Kajal naam ghum raha tha jo Ritu jharte hue boli thi.

Lallu satak se Ritu k chut se land nikal kr us pr dher sara thuk lagaya or Ritu jo khush ho kr baithne ja rahi thi sas durust karne ko, use utha kr apne god mai le liya or niche se thok diya bur mai pura lauda.

Ritu- aahhh aaj ye meriii jaan le kr manega.. he bhagwannn bachaaa le.. aageee kabhii nahii chudungii is pagalll wahsiii gadheee k laudeee se..

Lallu humach hach kr Ritu ko uchalta hua chode ja raha tha.

Thodi der mai use le kr wahi ek fate camping cloth pr leta kr Ritu k dono pair ko kande pr dal chod diya apna mishal

Ritu is dhakke se gangana gai…
Ritu- koii bachaa lo reee. Marr degaa mujheee.

Lallu ab apne manjil k karib tha. Ab use kuch nahi dikh raha tha. Wo Ritu k dono pair ko Ritu k chati se chipka kr Ritu k upper sawar ho hachak hachak kr chode ja raha tha full speed mai.

Lallu ek aakhri shot laga kr Ritu k under hi bhalbhala kr jharne laga.

Lallu k hathse Ritu ka pair chut gye.
Ritu apne pair ko free hote hi hath pir failaye Lallu k pani ko feel karti kampti wo bhi jhar rahi thi..
Ritu or Lallu pure pasine se bhinge hue the.

Kafi der tak waha soye rahe wo dono.
Ritu k aankho se tap tap aanshu bah rahe the.

Lallu kabhi dono chuche dabata to kabhi uske matke jaisi gand k fanko ko masalne lagta.

Kuch der aise hi masalne k baad Ritu ka rona kam hua tab Lallu halke halke apna lauda nikal kr dhire dalne laga.
Abhi thoda hi bahar nikalta or fir pura ghusa deta tha apna lauda.

Ritu ko bar bar apne pet mai bachedani pr thokar lagta mahsus hota.

Ritu- Kitna bada hai ek muee ka lauda. Bilkul gadhe ka hai…
Pta nahi kis ghari paida kiya tha is gadhe k laude ko Kajal.


Lallu ab aadhe se jyada lauda nikal kr pelne laga Ritu ko.

Chuche dabata hua Lallu ab humach humach kr dhakka marne laga.
Ritu har dhakke pr karah uthati.
Ritu k hathse railing chhut
Jata to fir use majbuti se pakad leti or agle dhakke mai fir chhut jata.

Ritu ki gand lal ho gai thi Lallu k kamar se lag kr.
Khule Aasman k niche chandani raat mai ye dono din duniya se bekhabar thap thap thap ki madhur sangit bajaye ja rahe the.

Ritu- aaahhh muaaa kaisee chodd raha hai.. jaise isii kii maaa kaajrii ki bhosraa hoo. Hayyy maaa riii maii gaiiii..
Ritu chillate hue jharne lagi.

Lallu apne maa ka naam Ritu k muh se sun kr sunnn ho gya.
Uska lauda jaise or sakht ho gya motai jaise or badh gai.
Lallu ab tufani gati se Ritu k gand ko masalte hue chode ja raha tha.

Lallu- Lee randiii badii garmi thii chhuppp krr raat ko lauda chustiii hai. Le ab mera laudaaa aaj bhosdaaa bannaaa dungaa. Aahhh meriii randiii rituuu.

Lallu pta nahi kya bake ja raha tha or Ritu k chuche or gand ko to masal masal kr fula diya tha.
Ritu Lallu k haiwaniyat ko sahan nahi kr pa rahi thi…
Jaise use lag raha tha ki is se achha to wo kuwari rah leti. Kabhi nahi chudti.
Abhi wo do bar jhar chuki thi or ab usko jalan ho raha tha undar.
Lallu abhi wahsi pagal tha or Ritu bhi adher umra ki gadrai gay.

Ritu mai garmi bahut thi lekin ek to umra or dusra Lallu thahra ardh pagal.
Ritu Lallu ko ab jhel nahi pa rahi thi.

Ritu- Lallu tumhe meri kasam hai abhi mujhe chod de. Bahut jalan ho raha hai or pair bhi dard kr raha hai. Mujhe thoda sas lene de fir karna.

Lallu Ritu ki baat suna hi nahi.
Uske kaan mai to bas Kajal naam ghum raha tha jo Ritu jharte hue boli thi.

Lallu satak se Ritu k chut se land nikal kr us pr dher sara thuk lagaya or Ritu jo khush ho kr baithne ja rahi thi sas durust karne ko, use utha kr apne god mai le liya or niche se thok diya bur mai pura lauda.

Ritu- aahhh aaj ye meriii jaan le kr manega.. he bhagwannn bachaaa le.. aageee kabhii nahii chudungii is pagalll wahsiii gadheee k laudeee se..

Lallu humach hach kr Ritu ko uchalta hua chode ja raha tha.

Thodi der mai use le kr wahi ek fate camping cloth pr leta kr Ritu k dono pair ko kande pr dal chod diya apna mishal

Ritu is dhakke se gangana gai…
Ritu- koii bachaa lo reee. Marr degaa mujheee.

Lallu ab apne manjil k karib tha. Ab use kuch nahi dikh raha tha. Wo Ritu k dono pair ko Ritu k chati se chipka kr Ritu k upper sawar ho hachak hachak kr chode ja raha tha full speed mai.

Lallu ek aakhri shot laga kr Ritu k under hi bhalbhala kr jharne laga.

Lallu k hathse Ritu ka pair chut gye.
Ritu apne pair ko free hote hi hath pir failaye Lallu k pani ko feel karti kampti wo bhi jhar rahi thi..
Ritu or Lallu pure pasine se bhinge hue the.

Kafi der tak waha soye rahe wo dono.

Mast chudai ki lallu bhai ne kaki ki

 

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[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Jab pasina sukh gya or chat pr thandhi hawa chalne lagi tab ja kr unka nind khula.

Lallu jab Ritu k upper se nikal to Lallu ka gadhe jaisa lauda Ritu k chut ka bhosda bana kr dono k pani se Luthra hua bada bhayanak lag raha tha waha mai jhulta hua.
Ritu to dekh kr hi dar gai.
Ritu kaki- he maa ree maiii itnaaa bada laude se do bar chudi huuu.
Kaise bach gaiii maii.

Kamp gai Ritu Lallu k laude ko dekh kr.

Lallu uth khada hua or apne kapde samet kr pahan liya.
Fie Ritu k sare kapde samet kr use diya pahane ko.
Ritu uth kr baithi to uske pure sarir mai tej dard ki lahar daur gai.

Ritu-. Aahh maaa. Yee kya kiya tune lallu. Aah mai kya karu. Mujh se nahi hoga kuch. Mai subah tak aise hi rahungi yaha.
Bahut dard kr raha hai.

Lallu aage badh kr Ritu ko god mai utha kr tute hue kursi pr baitha diya.
Blouse le kr use pahna diya.
Peticot le kr use bhi pair mai dal kr khada kr bandh diya.
Ab sari rah gya tha.
Lallu jaise taise sari bhi lapet kr Ritu ko god mai utha kr gate tak laya.
Fir gate khol kr niche jhak aaya. Kahi koi nahi tha.

Lallu khat se Ritu ko utha kr apne room mai ghus gya.
Waha bed pr Ritu ko leta kr washroom chala gya. Waha pahle khud fresh ho liya. Fir niche aaya.
Niche ek karmchari jag raha tha.
Lallu- suniye. Kya thoda garm pani ka koi jugar ho sakta hai.
Subah bhagdar mai mere ek sathi ko chot lag gya tha thoda to use abhi bahut dard kr raha hai.

Karmchari- abhi to or koi nahi hai yaha jo pani garm kr de.
Lallu- agar aap jagah bata dete to mai khud kr leta. Aap ki badi meharbani hogi.
Wo karamchari bhala waykti tha us ne rasoi dikha diya Lallu ko.
Lallu khat se waha ja kr ek glass garm pani kiya or bahar aa gya.

Lallu- aap ka bahut bahut aabhar bhai sahab.
Karmchari- koi baat nahi bhai. Ye ek dard ka goli hai ye bhi khila dijiyeg. Thodi der mai aaram aa jaiga. Hum emergency k liye thode bahut vyavasy rakhte hai.
Lallu- wah aap ne to meri sari chinta hi dur kr di. Bahut aabhar.

Lallu garm pani or wo goli le kr jaldi se room mai aa gya.
Abhi raat k 2.30 baje the.
Lallu room mai aa kr dekha to Ritu so gai thi.

Lallu Ritu ki sari or peticoat utha kr uske chut ko sekne k liye nanga kr diya.

Ek kapda le kr garm pani mai bhigo kr Lallu jaise hi chut pr lagane ko hath badhaya chut ka halat dekh kr Lallu ka hath wahi ruk gya.
Chut suj kr bahut bhayanak ho gya tha.
Bahut bure halat ho rakhi thi chut ki.
Lallu ko Ritu pr bada Taras aaya or apne aap pr gussa.

Lallu bade aaram se Ritu k chut ki silai krne laga.
Jaise hi Ritu ko apne chut pr Lallu k hath mai pakda garm pani se bhiga kapda laga Ritu nind mai hi sisak padi.

Lallu aaram aaram se Ritu k chut ko sek raha tha.
Thodi der mai Ritu ki aankh khul gai.
Ritu Lallu ko apne chut ko nanga kr baithe dekh kr hadbada kr uth baithi dar se ki kahi fir to nahi pelane ko taiyar hai.

Lallu k hath mai garm pani se bhiga kapda bekh kr muh bichkati fir se let gai.

Lallu- ek minut. Pahle uth kr ye goli kha lo. Is se tumhe aaram milega.
Ritu- mai kuch nahi karne wali. Pahle dard do or ab dawa khilao.

Lallu- pls kha lo. Nahi to dard karta rahega. Badi muskil se laya hu ye.

Ritu- to mai kya karu. Maine kaha tha ye dard dene ko or fir dawai lane ko.

Lallu- meri pyari lugai. Meri pyari jori. Maan jao. Dawai kha lo. Plss..

Lallu Ritu k chut ki sekai karta hua use hath pakad kr uthaya or dawai or pani nikal kr di.

Ritu- nahi mai nahi khaungi. ( Ritu nakhre dikhati boli)

Lallu- kha le pyar se bol raha hu. Nahi khai to fir mai kabhi baat nahi karunga or abhi sab chod kr chala jaunga mai.

Ritu Lallu k dhamkane pr muh tedha karti hui Lallu ko chidhati hui dawai le kr kha li.
Lallu Ritu ko fir se sula diya or ek bar fir se uske chut ki sekai karne laga.

Jab pani thandha hone laga tab ja kr Lallu sekai karna band kiya.

Sab saman agal kr ke rakh kr Lallu bhi kamar sidhi karne ko let gya.
Ab thodi der mai to use uthana hi tha to so kr koi fayda nahi tha or aaj in logo ko wapas gaun bhi jana tha to Lallu waise hi leta leta aaj jo sab hua sochta hua subah ka intjar karne laga.

Mast update bro

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 13.


Subah darwaja khatkane se Lallu ka dhyan toota.

Ek najar Ritu ko dekha to wo soyi hui thi.
Lallu aage badh kr darwaja khol diya.

Darwaje par kaka khade the.
Anil- kya baat hai. Aaj nind nahi khuli kya.
Lallu- kya karu. Din mai koi kaam nahi tha to so gya tha. Raat mai nind nahi aayi. Abhi ja kr soya tha ki aap aa kr utha diye.

Anil- chalo koi nahi. Fresh ho jao. Apni kaki ko bhi utha dena. Fir chalte hai sangam snann pr.

Kaka chale gye.
Lallu darwaja laga kr ( kaki ko uthau ya apni lugai ko) apne aap se badbadata Ritu k pas aaya or uske chuche ko pakad kr sahlane laga.

Ritu kunmunane lagi.
Lallu Ritu k hotho ko muh mai bhar kr uska rash chusne laga to Ritu ki nind khul gai.
Thodi der bad Ritu bhi Lallu ka bharpur sath de rahi thi.

Lallu alag ho kr baith gya. Man to nahi tha hatne ka lekin abhi samay nahi tha ye sab karne ka.

Lallu- kaka aaye the. Jaldi se ja kr fresh ho jao fir snann ko chalna hai.

Ritu angdai leti hui uthati hai or ek chamat laga deti hai Lallu ko.
Ritu- aaahh harami sale. Pura badan dard kr raha hai. Mujhe pair nahi uthaya ja raha jaise lagta hai ki abhi bhi lauda ghusha hai meri bur mai.

Lallu husta hua Ritu k bur ko sahla diya.
Ritu sssiii sssii karti hui piche ho gai halke se.
Fir Ritu apne kapde ko sahi kr k bahar fresh hone ko chali gai.
Kay chal thi. Chalti hue dono pair failaye piche se gand k dono patt jaise piche do tarbhuj latak rahe ho. Jo chalte wakt har kadam pr upper niche ho raha tha.

Ritu Fresh ho kr aa kr Lallu ko ek chamat fir laga di.

Ritu- kutte, kya halat bana diya hai tu ne mere son pari ka.

Lallu- maine kya kiya. Tu hi to bol rahi thi ki aise chodna ki bahar niklu to log mera chal dekh kr bole dekh apne khasam se sari raat humach hummach kr chudwa kr aai hai.

Ritu Lallu ki bate sunn kr sarma gai. Saram se uske gaal bilkul tamatar ki tarah lal ho gye.

Lallu bahar nikal kr fresh hone chala gya.
Waha se aa kr sare kapde jo naha kr pahanane the wo ek bag mai dal kr sabhi chal diye snann krne.

Aaj, kal itni bhir nahi thi. Kal kumbh snann tha. To kafi sare log kal hi snann kr k chale gye the. dusra kal bhagdar bhi mach gai thi to kuch dar se bhi chale gye the.
Anil- kya baat hai aise q chal rahi hai. ( Anil Ritu ki chal dekh kr bola)
Ritu sarma gai. Ghabra bhi gai. Ab kya bole apne is khasham ko ki wo usko chod kr apne devar k bete se, apne bete se bhi umra mai chote ladke se byah kr k uski lugai ban gai hai. Uski randi ban gai hai or raat bhar us se jam k chudwai hai. Itni chudi hai jitna to isne ek shal mai nahi choda hoga. Itna is naye khasham ne uske phatar ne use ek raat mai chod diya hai.

Ritu- wo raat andhere mai thokar lag gai thi. To pair mai moch aa gya tha.

Lallu Ritu k chal ko dekh kr muh daba kr hisse ja raha tha. Lallu se to hussi hi nahi ruk rahi thi. Or Ritu badi badi aankh kr k Lallu ko dhamkaya ja rahi thi.

Yu hi maje karte hue charo sangam pr pahuch gye.


Charo log naha kr road pr aa gye.
Anil kaka ne ek E-riksha kiraye pr kiye kumbh k sare sthal k darshan k liye.

Ye log us mai baith kr chal diye astnayak k darshan ko.
Sangam mai snan kiye hi the ye log to waha pratham nayak ka puja kr hi liye the Triveni k.

Us ke bad ye log chal diye dusre nayak k darshan ko. Madhav mandir. Jin mai sab se pramukh hain Beni Madhav.

Waise to pure prayag mai kul barah Madhav mandir hai lekin sab mai nahi ghum sakte the q ki aaj hi jana bhi tha ghar to ye log beni Madhav mandir ja kr waha puja archna kiye.
Lallu Ritu k sath pati patni k roop mai hi puja kiya qki kaka to Dadu k sath the.
Lallu in se thoda aage ya piche ho jata tha in samay mai or dono pati patni ban kr Puja kr lete hai.

Fir wha se ye log tisre nayak ko chal diye.
Tisre nayak hai someswer mandir.

Yaha bhagwan shiv ki mandir hai.
Yaha aane pr bahut bhir thi yaha.
Dadu or kaka ek line mai ghus gye lekin Lallu or Ritu ja hi nahi pa rahe the. Tabhi waha ek sadhu baba aaye jo Lallu ka hath pakad kr ek or le gye. Lallu Ritu ka hath pakde hue tha to dono sadhu baba k piche khiche chale gye.
Thodi dur jane pr sadhi baba ek kund k pas aa kr ruk gye.
Sadhu baba- ye sita kund hai. Yaha is Someshwar sthan mai shwyam chandrama Amrit warsha kiye hai.
Tum dono ek kund mai snann kr lo fir prabhu bhole Someshwar ki puja karna.

Lallu or Ritu ek dusre ka muh dekh rahe the.
Sadhu baba waha se chale gye the.
Lallu Ritu ka hath pakad kr kund mai utar gye.
Dono us kund mai naha kr bahar aa gye.
Wahi pas mai ek bacha inke liye kapda le kr khada tha.
Bacha- ye aap dono k liye.

Lallu or Ritu fir ek dusre ko dekhne lage. Unhe samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki ye ho kya raha hai.
Khair abhi unke kapde to bhing gye the to dono us bache se kapda le kr jaldi se badal liye.
Waha se wo log mandir mai pahuch gye.
Mandir mai ja kr fir dono ek jore ki tarah puja archana ki prabhu Someshwar mahadev ki.
Waha prabhu Someshwar ko ganga jal or phul arpan kr jaise hi pranam karne ko chhuwaa Lallu ne use laga jaise uske pure sarir mai chitiya feng gai ho.
Badan k sare roye khade ho gye.
Lallu pura pasine se bhig gya.
Uski dharkan bahut tej chalne laga. Aankhe mund gai.

Chalo caldi puja kr niklo yaha se. Dusre bhakto ko puja karne do. Waha khada ek panda Lallu k kandhe se pakad kr hilata bola.
Tab kahi ja kr Lallu ko hosh aaya. Fir Ritu ko sath le kr Lallu mandir se bahar aa gya.

Waha se nikal kr fir charo pahuche chauthe nayak Bhardwaj aashram.

Yaha Bhardwaj aashram mai maharishi Bhardwaj ne ek Shiv ling ki stapna ki hai jinhe bhardwajeshwer Shiv k naam se jante hai.
Ye sabhi log waha ja kr unki puja archana karte hai.

Waha se aage panchwa nayak naag washuki ka mandir.
Yaha naag washuki k sath unke bhai seshnaag ki bhi murti hai inki bhi puja ki jati hai yaha.

Lallu ko yaha lag raha tha jaise koi use mandir mai khich raha hai. Apne aap ko bahut rokne ki kosis kr raha tha lekin uske kadam ruk hi nahi rahe the.

Mandir mai wo sab se pahle ja pahucha. Kai bar to dusre ko dhakka bhi lag gya.
Sab se bachta bachata wo mandir mai pahuch gya or waha sidha prabhu washuki k pa achala gya.
Aisa lag raha tha jaise wo khud Lallu ko apne pas khich laye ho.

Lallu unko chhu kr pranam karne ko jaise hi hath badhaya waise hi us ke pure sarir mai badi tej jhatka laga. Jaise laga kisi ne uske hath mai kat liya ho.
Usne gaur se dekha to waha do nishan bhi the jis se halka khun bah raha tha.

Lallu k hosh pakhta ho gye. Use laga ki ab wo jinda nahi bachega. Uske aankho k aage andhera chha gya.
Lallu bhagwan washuki k murat k aage hi chakra kr girne laga ki kisi ne use piche se pakad liya.

Us ke sir pr pani dala. Tab jaa kr Lallu ko thoda hosh aaya.

Tab tak Ritu bhi pas aa gai thi.

Fir Ritu Lallu ko le kr naag seshnaag ji k murat k pas aa gai puja k liye.
Lallu washuki ki puja mai jo hua us se dar gya tha.
Fir bhi abhi yaha Ritu bhi sath thi to Lallu darta hua hath badha kr bhagwan shesnaag pr gangajal or pusp arpan kiya.
Darte darte hath badhaya Ritu k hath ko pakde hue. Lallu dar se uska pura sarir kamp raha tha.
Lallu jaldi se hath badha kr unhe chhu liya. Chhute hi ek bar fir Lallu ko laga jaise uske pure sarir mai sitalata sama gai ho.
Is bar kuch alag hua tha.
Pahli bar use laga jaise bijli ka jhatka laga hai or kisi ne hath mai kat liya hai lekin is bar uske pure sarir mai sitalata se bhar gya. Ab Lallu ko bahut achha lag raha tha.

fir waha se nikal kr charo chal diye chhattte nayak ki puja mai.
Chhatte nayak hai Akshay watt.
Sanagam k nikat ye Akshay watt.
Kaha gya hai ki aise teen watt or hai bharat mai jin mai se ek mathura k brindaban mai hai banshiwatt.

Gaya mai hai gayawatt ya baudhwatt.

Tisra hai Ujjain mai siddhwatt.

To ye charo log Akshay watt ki puja archna ki.

Satwa nayak naag seshnag.
Inka or nag washuki ka mandir dono ek hi hai.
Dono ki puja sath ho jati hai.
Aathwa nayak tirth raaj prayag. Jinhe Madhav raaj bhi kaha jata hai.

Yaha inki puja ki or fir prashad or ghar walo k liye thoda bahut saman kharid kr ye log dhramsala chale gye.
Dhramshala pahuch kr fresh hue or jaldi se khana kha kr apna sara saman samet railway station pahuch gye.
Waha train khulne wali hi thi.
Jaldi jaldi karte hue jaise taise ye log train pakad liye.

Train Mai apne Barth pr baithne k baad inhe sukun ka saas lene ko mila.

Ghumne puja karne mai bahut samay lag gya or aaj hi nikalna bhi tha inhe. Kal ka din to inka waise hi kharab ho gya tha.
Fir bhi aaj bhi ghhume to lekin kai mahatwapurn mandir puja karne ko rah gya jiska malal in logo ko abhi bhi ho raha tha.

Excellent update

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 14.


Subah k 3 baje ye log apne station pr pahuch gye the.

Station se bahar sunil kaka gadi le kr khade the.
Lallu sara saman apne kandhe pr latkaye dadu kaka kaki k sath station se bahar aa gya.

Sara saman gadi mai rakhne k bad ek ek kr sab gari mai baith gye.

Thodi der mai hi ye log ghar pahuch gye.

Ghar pahuch kr sab saman nikal Lallu dalan pr rakha. Kaki aangan mai chali gai. Dadu or anil hath pair dho apne Pane bistar pr let gye.
Lallu dadu ka saman wahi dalan k kamre mai rakh banki saman le kr aangan aa gya.

Kajal- aa gya mera laal. Kitna suna ho gya tha ye ghar tere bina. ( Kajal Lallu k gaal ko sahlata bola)

Lallu- maa abhi bahut joro ki nind aai hai. Mujhe kahi sone do. Bahut thak bhi gya hu.
Kajal- aa mere lal. Pahle hath pair dho aa. Aaj mere pyara beta apni maa k sath soyega.

Lallu nalka pr ja kr hath pair dho aaya.
Wapas aa kr apne maa k kamre mai chala gya.

Kajal k kamre mai double bed tha.
Lallu ki maa Lallu ka laya bag sahi se rakh rahi thi.
Lallu aa kr apne kapde badal ek dhoti lapet kr bed pr aa gya.
Lallu- maa mujhe aaj koi uthana mat jabtak mai khud na uth jau.
Maa- thik hai beta so ja ab tu.

Lallu aankh band kr sone ki kosis karne laga.

Kajal bhi saman rakh kr bed pr aa gai or Lallu k lalat pr ek chummi de kr sone ko let gai.


Subah bahar sab k sor gul se kajal ki nind khul gai.

Kajal uthane lagi to dekhti hai ki Lallu piche se use apne baho mai le kr soya hua hai.
Kajal muskati hui ahiste se Lallu k hath ko apne upper se hata kr bed se niche utar gai.

Kajal palat kr jane lagi ki use kuch dikha jise dekh kr Kajal ki aankhe bahar ko aane ko ho gai.

Kajal ghur ghur kr dekh rahi thi.

Lallu jo dhoti pahan kr soya tha wo khul gya tha or Lallu ka baburaw subah subah pressure se uth khada hua tha.
Baburaw ka bhayan roop dekh kr Kajal hairan ho gai.
Aaj tak usne ek hi Lauda dekhi thi wo bhi apne pati ka mungfali jitana.
Lallu ka ye vikral roop Kajal ko pasina chudane k liye kafi tha.

Kajal wapas Lallu k badan pr dhoti dal kr uske upper ek chadar dal di.

Kajal apne sine pr hath rakh kr khud ki badhi saso ko sambhalti darwaja khol kr bahar aa gai.

Kajal- q halla kr rahe ho itna. Kaki or Lallu subah aaye hai kumbh se. Abhi so rahe hai. Halla mat karo.

Komal- maa, kaki kya layi hai hamare liye do na.
Komal k sath banki bahne bhi aa kr khadi ho gai.

Kajal- abhi kaki so rahi hai. Jab so kr uthegi tab khud degi.

Sonam- kaki aap hi de do na pls. Aap to meri pyari kaki ho na.
Kajal- jyada maska mat Laga tum log chal ghar ki safai kr sab mil kr. ( Kajal Sonam k kaan ko pakadti boli.)

Sab ladkiya muh tedha karti ghar k kaamon mai lag gai.

Ragini- kab tak soye rahenge ye log. Kajal ja kr dono ko utha de ab. Nahaye dhoye fresh ho kr khana khaye. Ab fir raat mai bhi sona hai inhe nahi to fir raat nind nahi aayegi.

Kajal ja kr pahle Ritu ko utha di. Fir apne kamre mai ja kr Lallu ko uthane lagi.
Lallu angdai leta uth kr baith gya. Samne maa ko dekh kr use gale laga liya.

Kajal- ab pyar karna ho gya ho to ja naha kr kuch kha pi le.

Lallu Kajal k gaal ko chumta bahar chala gya.
Kajal apne pagal bete k harkat pr muskati bed saf kr dusra chadar bicha di fir Gauri ko room mai jhari lagane ko bol kr bahar aa gai.

Lallu uth kr dalan pr aa gya. Yaha ab dadu or anil so kr uth gye the or snann kr liye the.

Dadu- Lallu beta. Tum nahaye ya nahi.
Lallu- dadu abhi abhi so kr utha hu.

Anil- beta ja kr naha le fir sab khana khate hai.

Lallu wahi dalan pr bathroom mai fresh hua fir nalka pr naha kr aangan mai aa gya.
Lallu- maa.. maaa..

Ragini- q chilla raha hai. Kajal rasoi mai khana bana rahi hai.

Lallu- kaki kapda chahiye pahane ko.
Is samay Lallu sirf ek towel kamar pr lapete aangan mai khada tha.

Ragini- hayyy rammm ye tattu kaha se banwa li tu ne.
Lallu- tattu…

Ragini- ha dekh kitana kara rakha hai. Kya pure badan pr karwa liya hai.

Lallu- apne badan ko dekhte hue kaha hai kuch kaki.kya tattu bol rahi ho.

Ragini- buddhu pith pr dekh. Pure jagah tattu bana hua hai ajib sa.

Lallu- kaki apne pith ko kaise dekh sakta hu mai.

Rigini kaki ek darpan la kr Lallu k pith ko dikhati hai.
Lallu darpan mai apne pith dekh kr chauk jata hai.
Pure pith pr ajib sa tattoo bana hua tha.
Lallu- behanchod ye kya hai. Ye kab ho gya.

Ragini kaki- kya matlab. Tumhare pith pr itna bada pure pith mai tattu bana hai or tumhe hi pta nahi.

Lallu- nahi mera matlab. Mai bola tha chota banane ko us ne to pure pith pr bana diya hai.

Nice update bro

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 15.


Lallu- kaki mera kapda do na.ai kab tak towel mai khara rahu.

Ragini kaki- deti hu baba. Waise Lallu beta. Body soft to bada jabardarst bana li hai tum ne. Maine to aaj gaur kiya hai.

Lallu- kya ho gya hai aaj aap ko kaki. Aisa kuch nahi hai. Mai jaisa pahle tha waisa hi ab bhi hu.
Lallu apne aap ko niharta hua bol raha tha tabhi use bhi apne sarir mai kuch badlaw mahsus hua.

Gaun ka gawar jaise bolte hai ek tarah se Lallu wahi tha. Jyada padh nahi paya tha.
Bahne jab ghar mai padhti hai to kabhi kabhi wahi baith jaya karta tha. Banki gaun mai ghumna. Kaka logo k sath khet mai mehnat karna or samay bach gya to subah shaam nadi kinare baitha rahna. Yahi to uski dincharya tha.

Aaj use apna sarir pahle k mukable thoda majbut lag raha tha. Chhati ful gai thi. Baah ki machaliya nikal aai thi. Pet bhi under dhash gya tha. Kahi koi charbi nahi tha.

Lallu ko to kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki aakhir ye hue kya hai or kaise.

Ragini kapda nikal kr de di.
Lallu fatafat dhori lapet liya. Upper jab tishart pahanane laga to wo bilkul tite ho gya.
Lallu maa k pas chala gya jo rasoi mai sab k liye salini or Ritu k sath khana nikal rahi thi.

Lallu-maa, ye dekho na. Kitna chota ho gya ye kapda. Jaise lagta hai mera sab sarir is mai dab gya hai.

Sare ladies Lallu ki baat sun kr uski or sar utha kr dekhne lage ki ab Lallu koi ulti sidhi bate bol kr sab ko hasayega. Lekin jab sab ne Lallu ki or dekha to sahi mai ye tshirt Lallu k liye chota ho gya tha.

Kajal- Komal k pas chala ja or use bolna dusra dega.

Lallu jaise taise us t shirt ko nikal kr ladkiyo k kamre mai chala gya.
Sari ladkiya do kamre le rakhi thi jo ek dusre se joint tha. Usi mai ye sabhi ek sath rahti thi.

Lallu- didi didi kaha ho.
Lallu bahar se hi awaj deta hua under ghush gya.
Under Sonam kamre mai kapda badal rahi thi.
Abhi wo sirf ek chaddi mai thi.

Lallu k kamre mai ghuste hi chatak se thappar laga.

Roma- harami, gadhe, pagal. Darwaja khatka kr nahi aa sakta tha.
Lallu gaal pe hath rakhe stabdh khada rah gya.
Use samajh hi nahi aaya ki use mara q gya hai.
Lallu- didi, mujhe q mara aap ne. ( Ab Lallu k aankho se aanshu nikal rahe the)

Komal- kutte darwaja baja kr nahi aa sakta tha under. Ghusta hua aa gya. Sonam di kapde badal rahi thi.

Lallu- to kya ho gya. Mai bhi to kuch nahi pahna hai. Maine to kisi ko nahi mara. ( Ab Lallu hichkiya le kr rota hua bola)
Lallu- ma...mai ma.a.a ko ba..ta du.n.ga ki sab m.ujh.e ma.ra hai. Or paa..ga.l bola hai..

Lallu waha se nikal kr rota hua rasoi mai aa gya.

Lallu- ( rota hua) di..di ga..ndi hai..mu.jhe ma..rti hai. Mai..nahi ja.unga. un lo.go k pas. Wo sab m.ujh.e p.a.g.a.l kahte hai.

ritu- kis ne mara tumhe.

Kajal Ritu Ragini salini sab Lallu ki or dekh rahe the.

Lallu- Sab ne mujhe mara hai. Roma did Komal didi.
Sab gande hai.

Lallu tshirt fek kr dalan ki or chala gya rota hua.
Dalan se sab aangan mai khana khane aa rahe the.
Dadu k sath Lallu k teeno kaka or uske papa sab sath hi the.
Lallu ko rota dekh kr sunil aage aa kr use pakad liya.

Sunil- kya hua mere bete ko.

Lallu- ( sunil Lallu ko baht Manta tha. Lallu bhi kaka mai sab se jyada sunil k hi karib tha or kaki mai Ritu k)

Sab ga..nde ha..I. sab m..ujh.e ma.rte hai.

Sunil- kis ne mara hai mere bete ko. ( Sunil Lallu ko gale laga liya or le kr aangan mai khat pr baith gya.)

Dadu- mera bahadur beta hai tum to. Tum bachho ki tarah q ro rahe ho. Aise nahi rote bahadur bachche. Tu to mard ka bachcha hai.

Lallu- …..( rulai or tej ho gai us se kuch bola hi nahi gya.)

Sunil- Ragini…( sunil gusse mai jor se chillata hua.)

Ragini kaki daur kr rasoi se bahar aai.
Sunil- bahri ho gai ho kya ghar mai sab k sab. Itne der se ye ro raha hai tum sab ko sunai nahi deta kya kuch. Itni aurte ho kr kya kr rahi ho tum log.

Ritu- q gussa kr rahe ho aap. Abhi abhi to yaha se dalan k taraf ja raha tha. Kisi ladki ne dant diya hai thoda sa.

Lallu- Ro..ma di..di or ko...Komal..did.i. ne mara hai mu..jhe. do do tha..ppar.

Sunil- matlab sab ko pta tha ki Lallu ro raha hai or kisi ne ise chup nahi karaya. Rone diya ise. Kal agar ye nahi hota na to aap ka papa or bhaiya k sath wahi kumbh mai chatni ban jata. Yahi tha jo bach gye sab. Or ise hi sab ne rote hue dekh kr bhi chod diya.
Bandho sab apna boriya bistar. Koi aurat mujhe nahi chahiye is ghar mai. Bahanchod jab tum se ek bachcha nahi sambhalta to kya tum sab ko sirf maharani ban kr sringar karne or khane ko rakha hai yaha. Bhago sab apne baap k ghar.

Lallu sunil ka ye roop dekh kr dar se chup ho gya.

Sab aurte rasoi se bahar aa kr sir jhukaye khadi ho gai.

Sab ko pta tha ki sunil ko jab gussa aata hai to koi nahi bolte the uske samne yaha tk ki uske khud k papa bhi nahi.

Dadu- bahu aaj hum sab jinda hai to Lallu bete k karan nahi to kumbh mai hi hamara kriya karm ho gya rahta. Tum sab ko lagta ki hum kumbh mai hai or waha hamara kahi murda ghar mai lash sar raha hota.
Lallu hi to tha jis ne hum logo ko bacha liya.

Ravi kaka- aisa kya hua tha waha papa.
Kumbh mai kya hua tha ye abhi kisi ko pta nahi tha siwaye sunil k.
Raghuveer ji apne bete ko gari mai subah station se aate samay hi bta diye the.

Anil- mai batata hu kya hua tha hamare sath.
Hua ye ki kumbhsnann karne k bad kal hum log aa rahe the ki achanak badi tej kisi karan se bhagdar mach gai.
Mujhe to pta bhi nahi chala. Logo ko jidhar jagah milta udhar ko bhag rahe the.
Us bhagdar ko dekh kr mai thaga sa khada rah gya tha lekin Lallu ne bahaduri dikha kr papa or Ritu k sath mujhe hum teeno ko bacha kr us bhagdar se ek gali mai le aaya or waha diwar se chipka kr hume khada ho gya.
Kafi der baad jab bhagdar kam hua tab hum logo ko le kr ye surakshit dhramsala tak aaya.

Hum teeno ko kal isi ne apne sukh bujh se bachaya tha.

Ladkiya jo sunil kaka k gusse k dar se kamre mai chhup gai thi wo ek ek kr nikal kr bahar aa gai or Lallu k samne kaan pakad kr khadi ho gai.

Roma- mujhe maaf kr do bhai. Mujhe nahi pta tha ki tum itne achhe bhai ho mere. Pta nahi abhi mujhe kya ho gya tha ki mai tumhe mar baithi.

Komal- mujhe bhi maaf kr do bhai. Maine bhi tumhe mara.

Lallu- nahi mai tum logo se baat nahi karunga. Tum sab se katti hu mai.( Lallu bachcho ki tarah ruthata hua bola)

Sunil- Aage se kabhi maine Lallu ko is tarah kabhi rota dekha ya kisi ne mere bete ko rulane ki kosis ki to wo dil uska is ghar mai aakhri din hoga.

Chal beta bahut jor ki bhukh lagi hai. Aa ja khana khate hai.

Lallu apne pyare kaka ki baat kabhi nahi karata tha.

Lallu- kaka mere kapde chote ho gye hai.
Sunil- hayy. Ek din mai kaise chote ho gye. Or ye tere pith pr kya hai.
Lallu- wo...wo tattoo hai.
Ravi kaka- wahh, to tumhe ye sab bhi pta hai. Tattoo kaha banwa liya tumne.
Lallu- wo...wo kumbh mai.

Sunil- acha acha chal pahle kha le fir mai tumhe le kr bajar chalunga. Waha naye kapde le lena.

Fir sab khana khane baith gye. Khana kha kr Lallu wahi tshirt pahan liya.

Fir lallu Kajal k kamre mai ja kr late gya.

Mard log khana kha kr chale gye tab aurto ne apne liye khana nikal kr ladkiyo k sath baith gai.

Kajal- q mara tha apne bhai ko tum log.

Sonam- wo...wo..kaki roma or Komal padh rahe the ki bhai aa kr kitab palat diya isi liye in dono ko gussa aa gya to dono ne daat diya tha.

Lallu jo ka.re mai wahi leta tha

Lallu- jhuth bolti hai didi. Jhuth bolna buri baat hai. Roma or Komal didi padh nahi rahi thi. Mai didi ko pukarta hua ja raha tha kamre mai to Sonam didi kapde badal rahi thi.
Sonam didi sirf choti pent pahne thi isi liye didi ne mara ki darwaja baja kr q nahi aaya.

Maa- hu. Beta tumhe didi k kamre mai aise nahi jana tha na.

Lallu- lekin maa mai aawaj deta ja to raha tha or mai bhi to nanga hi tha na upper se. Aap ne hi to mujhe didi k pas bheja tha. To mai kya kru.

Ritu- koi baat nahi. Sab ne sun liya hai na. Aage se agar ise kisi ne rulaya to tum sab k hitlar kaka sab ko ghar se bahar nikal denge.
To dhyan rakhna is baat ka.

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[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Mard ka bachcha. Update 16.



Lallu khatiya pr ja kr late gya.
Sab ladies party khana kha kr uth gai. Ladkiya sare bartan samet kr dhone ko le kr chali gai.

Maa- to mera beta bada ho gya hai. Kumbh mai apne dadu or kaka kaki ko bhi bachaya hai. Or to or ab kapde bhi chote ho gye hai.

Sari kaki husne lagi ye sunn kr.
Lallu- maa aap mera tarif kr rahi ho ya majak urra rahi ho. Pta hi nahi chal raha.

Ek bar fir sab Huss diye.

Sari kaki wahi mere pas aa kr baith gai.

Ragini- to Lallu beta mere liye kya laye ho mele se.
Salini- Lallu beta mere liye bhi kya laye ho.

Maa- aap sab k liye to laya hoga ya nahi lekin mere liye to jarur laya hoga. Q beta, kya laya hai mere liye.

Lallu- jo bhi laya hu sab kaki hi layi hai. Mujhe jate vakt koi paise k liye puchha tha ki beta ghar se dur ja raha hai paise hai kuch tere pas ya nahi.

Sab chup….

Lallu kamre mai ja kr bag le aaya or apne pyari kaki ya lugai kahu use la kr pakda diya.

Ritu bag se saman nikal nikal kr sab k liye jo lai thi wo dene lagi.

Apne devrani k liye waha se churi sindur or bindi layi thi.

Apne betiyo k liye kangan lipstick or kafi sare faishon k sansadhan jo ek pure bag mai tha wo sara un ladkiyo ko pakda di.

Sab ladkiya apne gifts pa kr khusi se uchalte hui kamre mai chali gai.

Ragini kaki- Didi kumbh mai aakhir hua kya tha.

Ritu- are mat puch kya hua. Jaise abhi wo bataye the na Lallu k kaka waise hi hum logo ko to kuch pta bhi nahi chala tha ki aakhir hua kya tha waha. Wo to Lallu tha ki samay pr khich kr hum logo ko gali mai le kr chala gya nahi to piche se bhage aate logo se dhakka kha kr hum niche gir jate fir unhi logo k pairo se raunde jate.

Kajal- hhaayyy raammmm kitna bada anarth hote hote rah gya. ( Kajal apne muh khol kr use apne hath se dhak kr boli)

Ragini- sahi kaha. Agar hamara hero beta nahi hota to pta nhi kya hota sab ka.

Salini- hamara beta hai hi sab se bahadur.

Ritu to chup chap bas apne khasham Lallu ko pyar se dekhe ja rahi thi.

Maa- waise maine ek baat or gaur kiya hai.

Sab Kajal ki or surprised ho kr dekh rahe the.

Maa- mai dekh rahi hu ki kumbh mele se jb se aaye hai Didi (Ritu) ka chehra kuch jyada hi khila khila dikh raha hai.

Ritu ka to sunte hi dar se gala sukh gya.
Ritu- kya bak rahi hai kamini. Mai tirth yatra pr gai thi kisi us mai nahi wo kya kahte hai…

Salini- honeymoon.

Ritu- (sarmati hui) ha wahi. ( Glow to karegahi na tumhare bete ne apna gadhe jaisa laude se jo humach humach kr maar khai hu.) Man mai bolti hai.

Maa- to fir ye aap ka chehra q itna chamak raha hai. Hume bhi bta do didi us raaj ko. Hum bhi apna chehra chamka le.

Lallu jo wahi pas mai khatiye pr leta tha. Use apni maa ki baat sun kr khashi aa gai.

Ritu- (man mai) hay ram kya bol rahi hai ye randi. Apne bete se chudna chahti hai. Kaise bata du ki mai ab uski didi nahi balki bahu ban gai hu or wo meri sasu maa.

Maa- muaa tumhe kya hua tu q khasne laga.

Lallu- kuch nahi maa. Muh mai makhi chala gya tha.

Ritu- Chalo ab thoda aaram kr lo sab.

Fir sab uth kr apne apne kamre mai aaram karne chale gye.

Lallu Ritu ki or dekh raha tha ki sayad bula le use lekin Ritu sidha apne kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu bada mayush ho gya.
Khatiya pr baitha baith ubb gya tha ab wo.
Waha se uth ke wo dalan pr aa gya.
Tabhi Ritu bahar nikal kr chupke se Lallu ko bulane aa rahi thi lekin Lallu to ja chuka tha dalan pr.
Ritu mayush ho kr wapas kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu dalan pr aaya to sunil baitha hua tha jo Lallu ko dekh kr use apne pas bulaya.

Sunil- beta kab chalna hai bazar.
Lallu- jab kahe aap kaka.

Sunil- thi hai fir ja kr taiyar ho ja fir chalte hai.

Lallu wapas aangan mai aa kr maa k pas chala gya.
Kamre mai Kajal akeli so rahi thi sone se uska sari use jnagho tk upper ho gya tha.
Lallu apni maa ka moti jangh ko dekh kr use Ritu ki moti gadrai janghe yaad aane lagi.
Uski maa ki janghe Ritu k jangho se or bhi moti or gori lag rahi thi.
Lallu ye dekh kr apne lauda masalne laga.

Tabhi Kajal karwat badal kr so gai.
Lallu ghabra kr piche ho gya.

Lallu- ( pta nahi kya ho gya hai mujhe.) Maa oo maa. Uth.. mujhe bazar jana hai. Jara kapde nikal kr de.

Maa Lallu Kiawah sun kr aankhe khol dekhi.
Maa- kya hua. Abhi to nind aaya tha or tum utha diye.
Lallu- maa mujhe bazar jana hai. Kapde de na.

Kajal uth kr Lallu ko kapde nikal kr de di.

Lallu kapde le kr wahi sare kapde khol nanga ho gya or dusre kapde jo use Kajal nikal kr di thi wo pahanane laga.

Kajal- aise sare kapde khol kr nanga nahi hote kahi bhi. Ab tum bade ho gye ho na.
Kajal Lallu k laude ko dekhte hue boli.

Kajal Lallu k laude ko dekh kr bahakti ja rahi thi.

Lallu- maa mai kahi bhi thode na kapde khol raha hu. Mai to kamre mai hu.

Maa- lekin beta. Ab tum bade ho gye ho or yaha mai bhi to hu. Tu mere samne hi nanga ho gye.

Lallu- maa tum hi to kahti ho ki bachhe maa baap k liye kabhi bade nahi hote. Or ab tum hi kahti ho ki mai bada ho gya hu. Ab tum hi batao mai kaun si baat Manu.

Kajal Lallu ki baat sun kr apna sar pit li.

Kajal- beta aage se aise kisi k bhi samne nanga nahi hona. Nahi to sab hussenge tum pr.

Lallu- thik hai maa.

Lallu kapda pahan kr dalan pr aa gya.
Waha sunil bhi taiyar tha.
Dono sath mai bazar ko chal diye bullet pr.

Sunil k pas ek bullet thi.

Bazar gaun se 5 KM dur tha.
Waha ja kr sunil Lallu ko le kr ek readymade garments k dukan mai le gya.

Sunil- bhaiya jara mere bete k naap k achhe achhe char set nikal do.

Dukan wala gaun ka hi tha jo in logo ko achhi tarah pahchanta tha.

Dukandar- idhar aa jao beta.
Fir dukandar Lallu k liye char set uske naap k pent shirt ganji janghya sab nikal kr ek thaile mai pack kr diya.

Waha se nikal kr sunil or Lallu dusre dukan pr aa gye.
Ye shoes ka dukan tha waha se sunil ne Lallu k liye ek jore sandle or ek jore jute kharid di.

Waha se ye dono bahar aa gye.
Sunil- or kuch lena hai beta.

Lallu- kaka q na sab k liye kuch khane ko le lu. Bahut din ho gya sab k liye kuch le kr nahi gye hai.

Sunil- wo to le lenge beta lekin tumhe apne liye kuch or chahiye to bta.

Lallu- nahi kaka ji. Aap k rahte mujhe or kya mangna padega. Aap mangne se pahle hi sab de la dete hai.

Fir sunil Lallu k sath ek chaat wale k dukan pr ja kr sab k liye chaat pack karwa liya or fir wahi se garamagarm jalebi bhi le li.
Sab le kr dono fir apne gaun ko chal diye.

Ghar aa kr Lallu apne kapde ko maa ko pakda diya rakhne ko or khane ka saman Ragini kaki ko.

Ragini awaj de kr apne badi beti minu ko bula kr use wo packet pakda di.

Minu- is mai kya hai maa.
Ragini- tum logo ko to apne bhai se koi matlab hi nahi rahta. Lekin ye tum sab ka khayal rakhta hai.
Bazar gya tha to sab k liye kuch khane ko laya hai. nikal kr sab ko de.

Minu khushi se uchalti hui wo packet le kr rasoi mai chali gai or waha ja kr sab k liye plate mai nikal di.

Minu- wow chaat or jalebi. Bahut din ho gye the khaye hue.

Minu pahle dalan pr sabhi mard logo ko de aai.
Uske baad apne maa or kakiyo k group mai de kr banki jitna bacha tha sab le kr apne kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu khatiya pr baitha sab dekh raha tha.
Wo apne liye intjar kr raha tha ki ab aayega mera plate ab aayega lekin minu samjhi ki bhai laya hai to wo waha kha kr hi aaya hoga. Isi chakkr mai Lallu ka upwash ho gya.

Kajal or Ritu bar bar Lallu ko dekh rahe the.
Kajal- minu… apne bhai ko nahi di tum ne.

Lallu- mai kha kr aaya hu. ( Bol kr wo waha se uth kr bahar chala gya.)
Bahar aa kr Lallu kai din se nadi kinare nahi gya tha to waha chala gya.
Andhera hone tak Lallu wahi baitha raha.
Sochta raha ki uski kya galti hai ki wo ek Kavan ladka Ho kr bhi nadan hai, bachcho k jaisa hai.
Lallu ko rona aa raha tha apne kismat pr ki upper wale ne uska sarir to bada kr rahe hai lekin dimag nahi badha rahe.

Andhera hone k bad Lallu waha fresh hua or chal diya ghar ki or.

Dalan pr aa kr pahle nalka pr ja kr hath muh dhoya fir aangan aa gya.

Lallu- maa maa kaha ho.

Ritu- ab tu bada ho gya hai. Ye bachcho ki tarah maa maa karna chod.

Lallu- wo maa k pas mere kapde hai. To mai soch raha tha ki ek bar pahan kr sare dekh leta agar koi kami hogi to kal ja kr badalwa lenge.

Ritu- ye sab ab subah karna. Tu mere sath aa.

Ritu Lallu ka hath pakad kr apne kamre mai le gai.
Waha jate hi Ritu Lallu k hotho pr apna hoth laga kr chusne lagi.

Lallu bhi Ritu ka pura sath de raha tha.
Lallu ek hath se Ritu k mote chuche ko pakad kr masalne laga or dusre hath se uske hath ko pakad kr apne laude pr rakh diya jo ab thoda thoda khada ho raha tha.

Ritu apne aankhe band kiye maje se hoth chusti apna chuche miswa rahi thi or Lallu k laude ko mashal rahi thi ek hath se.

Ritu- aaj raat yahi so jana. ( Ritu Lallu se alag ho kr boli)
Lallu aage badh kr Ritu ko pakad liya or gale laga kr uske hotho ko fir se chusne laga.

Ritu Lallu k balo mai hath chalati uska sath de rahi thi.

Ritu- abhi ye sab karna sahi nahi hai. Koi aa jaiga to muskil hogi. Abhi tu baith yaha mai abhi aai.

Ritu Lallu ko bed pr baitha kr khud bahar chali gai.
Thodi der baad jab wapas aai to uske hath mai bazar se laya chaat or jalebi thi.

Ritu- aise naraj nahi hote. Minu samjhi ki tu kha kr aaya hai. Isi liye tumhe nahi di thi.
Ye kha le tab tak khana ban raha hai.

Lallu chup chap nasta kr liya.

Naste k bad Lallu bahar aa kr aangan mai khatiye pr baith gya.

Kajal- didi k pas ja kr thoda padhai ke le.
Kajal Lallu k pas aa kr boli.

Lallu- nahi. Waha un logo k pas mai nahi jaunga.
Kajal- naraj nahi hote. Wo sab tumhari bahan hai. Sorry bhi to bola tha na.

Lallu- mai nahi jaunga.

Lallu uth kr dalan pr aa gya.

Salini- kya hua. Kya kah di jo wo dalan bhag gya.

Kajal- kya kahu. Kabhi kabhi iske jivan ki mujhe badi chinta hoti hai. Iska baap kuch samajhta nahi. Kaise kategi iski jindgi.

Ritu- q kya hua mere bete ko. Kitna achha bahadur bachcha hai mera.

Kajal- pta nahi kabhi kabhi kya ho jata hai ise. Abhi boli hu didi logo k pas ja kr padhai kr le to mana kr diya or dalan pr bhag gya.

Ritu- tu chinta mat kr sab thik ho jaiga.

Kajal- kaise chinta na karu. Ek hi to ladka hai. Ek tha to use sab army mai bhej rakhe hai or ek ye hai to wo bhi bachche jaisa. Sarir badh raha hai lekin dimag abhi bhi bachcho ka hi hai.

Salini- itna mat socha kr. Sab sahi ho jaiga. Vakt sab sahi kr dega.
Gauriii..( salini Gauri ko awaj deti boli.)

Gauri- kya hai. Padhai kr rahi hu mai.

Salini- ja dalan pr bhai hai use bula kr le ja apne sath baitha kr padha.

Gauri bhunbhunati hui dalan chali gai Lallu ko bulane.

Gauri- bhai padhai karne chalo.

Lallu- mujhe nahi padhna hai.

Sunil- gandi baat beta. Ja apne bahan k sath ja kr padhai kr.

Lallu ab sunil kaka ki baat tal bhi nahi sakta tha koi or hota to mana bhi kr deta.

Lallu waha se uth kr Gauri k sath chal diya.

Gauri Lallu ko le kr apne kamre mai pahuchi jaha do table laga kr sabhi ladkiya uske charo or kursi pr baithe the.

Lallu waha ja kr khada ho gya.

Gauri- bhai padhne aaya hai. Maa boli hai bhai ko padha dene ko.

Sonam- aa bhai mere pas baith.

Lallu Sonam k pas ja kr khada ho gya. Waha Sonam k pas rani baithi hui thi. Koi dusra kursi khali nahi tha.

Sonam- rani tum dusre kursi pr chali ja. Yaha bhai ko baithne de.

Rani uth kr waha se dusri or chali gai.

Lallu us kursi pr baith gya.

Lallu- thank u rani.

Rani Lallu ki baat sun kr muska di.

Sonam- Bhai ab mujhe bta kumbh mai kya kya kiya.

Lallu- lekin didi maa to padhne ko boli hai na.

Sonam- padhenge bhi bhai lekin pahle bta na waha kya hua tha. Hum sab tumhare muh se sunana chahte hai.

Lallu sir utha kr dekha to sabhi Lallu k chehre ko hi dekh rahe the.

Lallu- didi sab se pahle to subah jo hua uske liye sorry. Mai dhyan nahi diya. Wo maa bata rahi thi ki mai abhi bachcha hu na to isi liye mai darwaja nahi khatkaya.

Dusri baat kumbh ki kahani mai sunaunga lekin aap sab ko mujh se wada karna padega ki aap sab mujh se kabhi naraj nahi honge.
Qki aap log mujh se naraj hote ho to mere yaha( apne chhati mai dil wale hisse pr hath rakh kr) bahut dard hota hai. Mujhe jor jor se rone ka man karne lagta hai. Fir mera man karta hai ki mai khud ko kuch kar lu.

Lallu ke aankho se aanshu nikal rahe the or yahi haal sabhi bahno ka bhi tha.

Komal kursi se uth kr daur kr aai or Lallu ko gale se laga kr pure chehre ko chumne lagi.
Sonam pas hi baithi thi to wo to sab se pahle Lallu ko apne aagosh mai le li.

Komal rote hue - aisi baate karega to bata tujhe maru nahi to kya pyar karu. Q karta hai tu aisa. Agar tujhe kuch ho jaiga to mai kaise jiyunga. Mai bhi mar jaungi.

Komal roti hui bolti bhi ja rahi thi or Lallu ko chume bhi ja rahi thi.

Roma- aaii moti hat yaha se. Ye sirf tera hi bhai nahi hai. Hum sab ka bhi hai.

Komal ko hata kr roma Lallu ko apne gale se laga li.

Minu- aaii ghodi hat yaha se. Ye tera hi nahi hum sab ka bhi bhai hai.

Roma ko khichti minu boli.

Sonam- ek minute ek minute. Sab hato jara yaha se.
Sonam sabhi bahno mai badi thi to sab Sonam ki baat mante the.
Sabhi bahne Lallu ko chod kr hut gai.

Sonam- Bhai tum ne bahut galat baat boli hai. Jisko tumhe saja milega.

Roma- pls didi. Ab fir mat rulai bhai ko nahi to kaka bahut marenge.

Sonam- chup… sab chup. Koi kuch nahi bolega. Ja ja kr pahle darwaja laga.

Lallu sir jhukaye kursi pr baitha tha.
Roma ja kr darwaja laga di.

Sonam khadi ho kr Lallu ka hath pakad kr uthai or use pakad kr bed k pas le aai or waha bed pr dhakel kr gira di.

Sonam- lo bhai ab tum sab ka bhai taiyar hai. Sab toot pado ek sath.
Pahle ek ek kr k gale lagane mai padeshani hoti thi na.

Komal- wow di. Aap ne to dara hi diya tha. Mai to samjhi ki aaj pakka ghar se nikalna padega.

Fir sari bahne ek sath Lallu pr toot padi.

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