Incest Mard ka bachcha.

[Pradeep paswan]

Koi aur is kahani ko pura kar sakta hai
Lajawab kahani hai

 

[Jassybabra]

Waiting

 

[Sexstories123]

Hello,
I have recently started a new story on Xforum. It is a fantasy story and I have posted 13 episodes till today.
Sameer ki anokhi daastaan- https://xforum.live/threads/sameer-ki-anokhi-dastaan.121576/
Please read the story and let me know what you think of it.

 

[daskiran0]

Bahut badhia

 

[Siraj Patel]

Hello everyone.

We are Happy to present to you The annual story contest of XForum

"The Ultimate Story Contest" (USC).

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"Chance to win cash prize up to Rs 8000"
Jaisa ki aap sabko maloom hai abhi pichhle hafte hi humne USC ki announcement ki hai or abhi kuch time pehle Rules and Queries thread bhi open kiya hai or Chit Chat thread toh pehle se hi Hindi section mein khula hai.

Well iske baare mein thoda aapko bata dun ye ek short story contest hai jisme aap kisi bhi prefix ki short story post kar sakte ho, jo minimum 700 words and maximum 7000 words ke bich honi chahiye (Story ke words count karne ke liye is tool ka use kare — Characters Tool) . Isliye main aapko invitation deta hun ki aap is contest mein apne khayaalon ko shabdon kaa roop dekar isme apni stories daalein jisko poora XForum dekhega, Ye ek bahot accha kadam hoga aapke or aapki stories ke liye kyunki USC ki stories ko poore XForum ke readers read karte hain.. Aap XForum ke sarvashreshth lekhakon mein se ek hain. aur aapki kahani bhi bahut acchi chal rahi hai. Isliye hum aapse USC ke liye ek chhoti kahani likhne ka anurodh karte hain. hum jaante hain ki aapke paas samay ki kami hai lekin iske bawajood hum ye bhi jaante hain ki aapke liye kuch bhi asambhav nahi hai.

Aur jo readers likhna nahi chahte woh bhi is contest mein participate kar sakte hain "Best Readers Award" ke liye. Aapko bas karna ye hoga ki contest mein posted stories ko read karke unke upar apne views dene honge.

Winning Writer's ko well deserved Cash Awards milenge, uske alawa aapko apna thread apne section mein sticky karne ka mouka bhi milega taaki aapka thread top par rahe uss dauraan. Isliye aapsab ke liye ye ek behtareen mouka hai XForum ke sabhi readers ke upar apni chhaap chhodne ka or apni reach badhaane kaa.. Ye aap sabhi ke liye ek bahut hi sunehra avsar hai apni kalpanao ko shabdon ka raasta dikha ke yahan pesh karne ka. Isliye aage badhe aur apni kalpanao ko shabdon mein likhkar duniya ko dikha de.

Entry thread 15th February ko open ho chuka matlab aap apni story daalna shuru kar sakte hain or woh thread 5th March 2024 tak open rahega is dauraan aap apni story post kar sakte hain. Isliye aap abhi se apni Kahaani likhna shuru kardein toh aapke liye better rahega.

Aur haan! Kahani ko sirf ek hi post mein post kiya jaana chahiye. Kyunki ye ek short story contest hai jiska matlab hai ki hum kewal chhoti kahaniyon ki ummeed kar rahe hain. Isliye apni kahani ko kayi post / bhaagon mein post karne ki anumati nahi hai. Agar koi bhi issue ho toh aap kisi bhi staff member ko Message kar sakte hain.


Story se related koi doubt hai to iske liye is thread ka use kare — Chit Chat Thread

Kisi bhi story par apna review post karne ke liye is thread ka use kare — Review Thread

Rules check karne ke liye is thread ko dekho — Rules & Queries Thread

Apni story post karne ke liye is thread ka use kare — Entry Thread

Prizes

Position	Benifits
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Regards :- XForum Staff

 

[ghost raily]

So guys ant Mai itnahi kahunga ki writer ki death ho gayi thi COVID ke samay.
May his soul Rest in peace !!!!

 

[habibjan]

N

Mard ka bachcha. Update 5.


Lallu- ye burchodi sab ko batati hai or mujhe datati hai. Abhi batata hu.

Lallu idhar udhar dekha fir kuch soch kr.


Lallu- yaha kya kr rahe ho kaka. Koi kaam tha to mujhe batao.( Thoda jor se taki ye dono sun le.)

Lallu- ( awaj badal kr) are bachuwa is kamre mai kuch saman hai wo nikalna hai. Chabhi kho gya hai kahi to is tuti khidki se hi ja kr nikal lenge.

Lallu- ( apne awaj mai) kya nikalna hai kaka mujhe batao. Mai nikal dunga. Kaha aap is kamre mai jaoge.

Or fir Lallu us kamre mai ghuss gya.

Lallu- ohho, aap log bhi yahi hai. Q re bahanchod waha tere bahan ki sadi hai or yaha is randi ki bur mai ghusa ja raha hai tu. ( Ek thappar lagata hua) bhag madarchod nahi to abhi gand lal kr dunga.

Wo ladka jo Lallu se bada tha lekin abhi mar kha kr jaldi jaldi kapda pahan kr khidki se nikal kr bhag gya.

Lallu- ha to randi. Ab ye bta ki sab ko to tu bat rahi hai apni chut jaise baba ji ka laddu ho or mujhe dat rahi hai. Ye kya baat hui.
Mere lulli mai kya badabu hai kya.

Aurat- beta pls maff kr de. Aage se kabhi kuch nahi karungi.
Lallu- behanchod dono maa beti ek number ki randi hai. Aaj to bina bur fare nahi jane dunga.

Aurat- pls beta. Aage se mai kuch nahi karungi. Yahi mujhe bahla kr laya tha ki is kamre se saman lana hai. Or ye sab ho gya.

Lallu- ha re randi. Use saman to lena hi tha or le bhi liya. Ab thoda mujhe bhi jaldi se saman de do apna.

Aurat- nahi nahi beta mujhe jane do.

Lallu- bina chudwaye nahi jane dunga aaj to.
Aurat- ( roti hui) pls mai tumhare pair parti hu mujhe maf kr de. Mai aage se aisa kuch nahi karungi. Kisi k bhi sath.

Lallu- chup kr ye teshuwa na baha kr dikha. Mere to samajh hi nahi aata. Behanchod sab se tu log chudwa leti ho lekin mere samay mai q bidak jati ho. Chal bhag ja yaha se lekin yaad rakhna gangu tai tu or teri wo fati bur wali beti kabhi bhi ghar k bahar dikhi usi din apna lulli nikal kr dono ko pet se kr dunga ye gath bandh le ab.

Lallu ek thappad uske nangi Gand pr lagata gangu tai ko bola.

Lallu waha se nikal kr apne ghar ki or chal diya.
Uska mood kharab ho gya tha.
Sab uske lulli ko khada kr dete hai lekin jab asli kaam ki bari aati hai to sab thenga dikha dete hai.


Ghar aa kr apna kapda khol kr kamar mai wahi apna dhoti lapet liya or khatiya pr let gya.

Aaj khet mai bahut kaam kiya tha fir pure din bhagadauri mai Lallu thak bhi gya tha to khatiya pr letate hi use nind aa gai.

Idhar ghar k kamre mai Ritu kaki bhi sadi wale ghar jane wali thi.
To wo bhi taiyari mai lagi thi.
Nayi hari rang ki sari, us se matching blouse, peticot. Hatho mai hari churiya. Hari bindi. Hotho pr lal lipstick. Lipstick to aisa lagai thi Ritu kaki ki lag raha tha jaise abhi hotho se tapak padega.

Is pariwar mai jaise ek wardan mila ho sab ladies ko unki baal kamar tak lambe hai sab k.

Ritu kaki taiyar ho kr apni nayi sandle nikali lekin wo jama nahi fir dhundh kr ek hari juti nikal kr wo pahan li.

Bilkul maal lag rahi thi.
Abhi Ritu kaki aisi lag rahi thi jaise aaj inka hi sadi hone wali hai or inka hi suhagrat ho.

Wo taiyar ho kr bahar nikli or nalka pr bathroom karne chali gai.
Fir waha se aa kr sabhi kamro ko band kr k ache se tala laga kr lock kr di.
Chabhi ek jagah chupa kr jis k bare mai ghar k sabhi ko pta rahta hai.
Fir Ritu kaki sadi wale ghar jane lagi.
Tabhi usne dekha ki khatiya pr koi soya hai.

Wo chauk gai. Ye kaun aa kr soya hai yaha.
Pas aa kr dekhi to Lallu soya tha.

Ritu kaki aa kr uske khatiya pr baith gai. Lallu k sar ko chhu kr dekhi ki kahi koi tabiyat to nahi kharab ho gya hai.

Kaki- beta, kya hua. Yaha q soya hai. Tu to sadi mai gya tha na. Kya hua to thik hai na.

Lallu- kaki sone de na. Bahut nind aa rahi hai.

Kaki- pahle bata to sahi. Tu thik hai na. Koi ladai jhagra to nahi ho gya kisi se. Ya tabiyat to nahi kharab ho gya teri.

Lallu- kaki sab thik hai. Tum itna chinta mat kro mera.
Kaki- kaise na karu chinta. Tu to mera pyara beta hai.

Lallu- kya kaki nind tod di pura tum ne. Sadi mai nahi gai tum.( Lallu aankh khol kr kaki ko dekhta bola)
Lallu ka muh khul gya is apsara roop ko dekh kr.

Lallu- hayyy mar diya re…( apne chati pr hath marte hue.)
Kaki- ( ghabra kr) kya hua beta. Yaha dard kr raha hai kya. Kya hua tumhe. Kisi ne mara hai kya yaha. Chot lagi hai kya. La jaldi dikha.

Lallu- kaki.. meri pyari kaki. Mujhe kuch nahi hua. Mai to tere Husna ka mara hua hu. Kis ka katl karne ja rahi hai.

Kaki- chup muaaa dara diya. Kitna natak karta hai. Fir kabhi aisa kiya na to chappal se marungi.

Lallu- Haayyy meri jaan. Tu ek bar pyar se dekh to le. Tera aashik to usi se mar jaiga.

Kaki- hay ram, mare tere dusman. Aisa fir bola to mai kabhi baat nahi karungi tere se. ( Kaki waha se uth kr jati hui boli)

Lallu khatiya se utar kr niche ghutne pr baith gya ek hath aage faila kr.

Lallu-

Kahan chal diye, idhar toh aao
Mere dil ko na thukrao, bholee sitam kar
Maan bhee jao
Maan bhee jao
Maan bhee jao.

Ritu kaki wahi ruk kr ascharya se Lallu ko dekhne lagi.

Lallu-
Jhuki Jhuki si nazar, bekaraar hai ke nahi..
Daba daba sa sahi, dil mein pyaar hai ke nahi..
Jhuki jhuki si nazar..
Tu apni dil ki jawan dhadkano ko, gin ke bata..
Tu apni dil ki jawan dhadkano ko, gin ke bata..
Meri tarah tera dil, bekaraar hai ke nahi...
Daba daba sa sahi, dil mein pyaar hai ke nahi..
Jhuki jhuki si nazar…..

Kaki sarma kr najre jhuka li.


Kaki-
Haaye Baali Umariya Mein
Ari Byaah Ke Aayi
Ari Main Bholi Balma Nadaan
Arre Haaye Kaisi Bipat Padi Mori Guiyan
Ari Kachhu Na Samjhe Nadaan
Saiyaan Mile Larkaiyaan Main Ka Karun(X7)
Haaye Main Kya Karu….
Saiyaan mile larkaiyaan main ka
Karun…

Lallu uth kr gya or kaki ko baho mai bhar liya.

Lallu- kaki tum aaj kayamat lag rahi ho. Mai kya karu. Mujh se koi galti ho jai to pagal beta samaj kr maff kr dena.

Kaki kas kr Lallu ko apne aagosh mai le li.
Kaki- fir kabhi aisa bola to bahut pitai karungi.

Lallu kaki k tushi pakad kr apni or ghuma kr uske aankho mai dekhne laga.

Dono k aankho mai ek nasha tha.
Dono aage badhna chahte the lekin pahal kaun kare.
Kaki dar rahi thi. Sarma rahi thi. To Lallu dar raha tha kahi kaki naraj ho gai to mai kaise jiyunga.
Lekin Lallu kaki ka ye Husna dekh kr kaki mai khota ja raha tha.
Dono ek dusre ki aankho mai dekhte dekhte madhosh ho gye or dono ki aankhe band ho gai.
Jaise jaise aankhe mund rahi thi waise waise dono k hoth khulte ja rahe the.
Ek dusre k pas aate ja rahe the.
Dono ek dusre ki romanch mai badhi hui
Dharkano ko sun pa rahe the.

Dono ki aankhe bilkul band ho gai or man ki aankhe khul gai.
Dono k hoth ek bar sparsh kr k alag ho gye.
Dono k sarir mai ek chingari nikal jo dono k pure sarir mai fail gye.
Dono se bardast nahi hua or jaldi se fir dubara dono k hoth ek dusre mai sama gaye.

Lallu ka hath kaki k pith or nitamb pr tha to kaki ka hath Lallu k dono galo ko or balo ko sahla rahi thi.

Lallu muh khol kr kaki k ek hoth le kr chusne laga katne laga.
Lallu kaki ka sab se pyara tha to kaki bhi Lallu ki dream thi. Uske liye Lallu kisi se bhi lad jata tha. Yaha tak ki kaka se apni maa se bhi.

Aaj wahi dream uska pura hota. Apna hota lag raha tha.

Lallu apna dono hath se kaki k nitamb se pakad kr utha liya or apne se chipka liya.
Dono k hotho ka yudh abhi bhi chal raha tha.
Jaise hi kaki ko Lallu k hatho ka sparsh apne gand pr hua.
Kaki kachkacha kr Lallu k hotho ko cut kr li.

Lallu siiisiiiya kr apna muh alag krliya.

Kaki muskudati hui Lallu ki aankho mai dekhne lagi.
Lallu k hotho se khun rush raha tha halka halka.

Kaki- q utri masti ya abhi banki hai.

Lallu- kaki jaan tum is choti sii apne payr se mere pyar ko aank rahi ho.
Maine kaha to tha. Tumhare liye mai mar sakta hu or kisi ko maar bhi sakta hu.

Kaki apne hoth se uske muh ko band kr di.

Ek bar fir dono chusne lage ek dusre k hotho ko.

Lallu apne hotho k bich se apna jibh nikala or kaki k dato mai thokar marne laga.
Kaki samajh nahi pai lekin jab bar bar Lallu aisa karne laga to kaki apne dato ko khol di.
Lallu apna jibh kaki k muh mai ghusha kr un ke muh k under ghumane laga.

Kaki to hawa mai udd rahi thi.
Kaki kash kr Lallu ko apne se chipka li.
Kaki k pair kampne laga unhe laga jaise wo sari mai hi peshab kr degi.

Kaki ab Lallu k pas se hatna chahti thi ki kahi sari mai peshab na ho jai. Lekin kaki ka man jitne ka kr bhi nahi raha tha.
Kaki ko bahut Aanand aa raha tha. Aisa maja aisa sukh pure jivan mai nahi mila tha unhe.

Lallu jibh nikal kr ab kaki k chehre ko chatne laga.
Pure chehre ko chat gya fir Lallu kaki k gardan ko chatne laga or fir kaki k fuli hui badi badi doodh jo pura blouse mai aa hi nahi pata tha us pr apna jibh firane laga.
Kaki gangana kr Lallu k balo ko khichti hui jhar gai.

Kaki to jaise Lallu k baho mai hi so gai.
Lallu kaki ko utha kr khatiya pr le kr let gya.n

Nice update

 

[habibjan]

Ni

Mard ka bachcha. Update 6.


Lallu kaki ko apne se chipka kr leta kaki k mukh pr jo asim Aanand ki aabha thi use gaur se dekh raha tha.

Lallu kaki k ek gaal ko sahlata apna pyar luta raha tha.

Jab kaki thodi sambhali to aankh khol kr dekhi.
Lallu ko yu pyar se niharte dekh kr kaki sarma kr Lallu k chati mai sar chipa li.

Lallu- kitni pyari hai tu kaki.

Kaki- tu khud pyara hai isi liye sab tumhe pyare lagte hai.
Ab uth or mujhe jane de byah mai. Sab intjar kr rahe honge mera.

Lallu- mujhe chhod kr chali jaigi. Kaha kisi or k byah mai jaigi. Aa hum dono bhi byah kr lete hai.

Kaki-( Lallu k gaal ko danto se katati hui.) Mera paglu beta. Mai tumhari kaki hu. Kaki se byah nahi karte. Mera byah tere kaka se ho gya hai.

Lallu- tu kya hua. Tu aaj dulhan ki tarah sajji hui hai. Byah ho gya to kya hua ek bar or mere se bhi kr le.

Kaki- tere liye mai sab se sundar dulhan dhundh kr laungi. Jis se tumhara byah karaungi. Ab mujhe jane de.

Lallu- mujhe sirf tum se byah karna hai. Kisi or se nahi.
Kaki- mere mai aisa kya hai jo mere hi piche pada hai tu.

Lallu- kya tumhe mai pasand nahi hu.

Kaki- Beta mai budhi ho gai hu. Tumhari sadi to tumhare umra k ladki se karwa dungi na.

Lallu- mai jo puch raha hu wo bolo na kaki. Kya mai tumhe pasand nahi hu.

Kaki- mai tumhari kaki hu pagle.

Lallu- baat ko ghumao mat na. Mai tumhe pasand hu ya nahi.

Kaki- Tu bahut achchha ladka hai beta lekin mai teri kaki hu. Hum ek dusre se sadi nahi kr sakte.

Lallu- mai jindgi bhar tumhe pyar karta rahunga. Tu meri kaki ho ya lugai use mujhe ab koi matlab nahi hai.

Kaki- Lallu mujhe byah mai jane de. Teri maa or kaki sab dhundh rahe honge mujhe. Koi ghar bhi aa jaiga mujhe dekhne.

Lallu- mere se byah kr le na kaki.

Kaki- (khijh kr) mujh se byah kr k kya karega.

Lallu- wo to byah k baad tu batayegi na kaki. Isi liye to tujh se byah karunga na.

Kaki- chal muaa mujhe jane de. Ab sari bhi badalni padegi.
( Lallu ko khatiya se dhakel kr hatati kaki uth khadi hui)

Kaki sari badalne k liye apne kamre mai chali gai.
Khatiya pr baitha Lallu kuch soch raha tha.
Wo khatiya se utha or pujha ghar mai gya waha kuch dekh kr kaki k room mai gya.
Kaki sari k niche jo chaddi pahni thi use nikal rahi thi sari upper kr k.
Lallu ko kaki ki gand mai fashi kachi dekh man mai uthal puthal machne laga.

Kaki kachhi nikal kr ek or fek di.

Lallu kaki k pas aa kr ek hath pakad liya or puja ghar mai le aaya.

Lallu- kaki mujh se byah karogi.

Kaki- pagal ho gya hai kya tu. Kuch bhi bole ja raha hai. Mai bol rahi hu na ki teri sadi mai bahut sundar ladki se kr dungi.

Lallu- wo sundar ladki tum ho or mujhe sirf tum se sadi karni hai. Bolo mujh se byah karogi. Sirf ha ya na bolana.

Kaki ko kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki wo ab kya kre.

Kaki- mai teri aise hi kaki hu. Tu mujhe waise hi pyar karta hai or mai bhi bahut pyar karti hu tujhse. Sadi ki kya jarurat hai.

Lallu- kaki bhashan nahi. Sirf ha ya na…


Kaki- apni kaki se byah karega. Fir tere kaka ka kya hoga ye bata.
Lallu- to kya ho gya. Kaka to waise bhi ab bahar hi rahte hai. To bahar kaka teri saiya or ghar mai main tera saiyyan.

Lallu kaki ka hath pakad kr Puja ghar mai jaha maa Gauri ka pidi tha waha baith jata hai or waha rakhe sindur utha kr kaki k mang mai bhar deta hai.
Kaki k kuch bhi samaj nahi aaya.
Kaki aankhe band kiye waha baithi rahi.

Lallu- kaki aaj se tu meri kaki bhi hai or lugai bhi.

Kaki aankh kholi thi Lallu k hatho k ungliyo mai ab bhi sindur laga tha.
Kaki k aankho mai aanshu aa gye. Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki ab wo kya react kare.

Thodi der waha baithi rahne k baad uth kr apne kamre mai chali gai.

Lallu- kahi koi garbar to nahi kr diya. Kaki kuch bol nahi rahi hai.
Lallu kaki k room mai dekhne chal diya.

Kaki aaine k samne khadi ho kr mang mai chamakte sindur ko ek tak dekhe ja rahi thi.

Lallu kamre mai aa kr dekha to kaki aaine k samne khadi hai.

Lallu ja kr kaki k pas sar jhuka kr khada ho gya.
Lallu- kaki agar tumhe lagta hai ki maine kuch galat kr diya hai to mujhe maaf kr dena.

Kaki Lallu ko ek tak dekh rahi thi. Use pta tha Lallu use bahut pyar karta hai lekin ab jo ye rista ban gya hai kaki us riste ko le kr asmanjash mai thi ki ab aage wo kya kare.
Kaun sa rista kis se nibhaye.

Ek man to is byah se bahut khush tha. Undar hi undar chote chote fuljhadiya fut rahi thi lekin ek sanskari man kah raha tha ki ye jo hua wo galat hua hai.

Kafi soch bichar k bad aakhir kaki ne kuch faisla kr li.

Kaki bahar aa kr dekhi to Lallu darwaje se bahar sar jhukaye khada tha.
Kaki Lallu ko gusse se dekh rahi thi.

Lallu sar utha kr dekh to dekhta hai ki kaki bahut gusse mai use dekh rahi hai.

Lallu k aankho se jhar jhar kr k aanshu nikal kr girne laga.

Kaki aage badh kr Lallu ka hath pakad kr use kamre mai khich li or khud bahar nikal kr kamre ka darbaja band kr di.


Kaki Lallu ko kamre mai band kr khud rasoi ghar mai chali gai.
Waha kuch der khatar patar karne k bad ek hath mai glass lekr aati hui dikhi.

Kamre mai aa kr dekha to Lallu abhi bhi sar jhukaye khada waise hi ro raha tha.

Kaki Lallu ko ek dhakka diya. Lallu bed pr ja kr gir gya.
Kaki chalti hui glass le kr bed pr aa gai.

Kaki- q byah karte samay to bada mard banta tha. Ab mard ka bachcha hai to samna kr apni lugai ka.

Lallu- kaki pta nahi mard ka bachcha hu la gadhe ka q ki papa to humesha gadha gadha hi karte rahte hai. Lekin mai aap ka bachcha to jarur hu.

Kaki- muaaa ab tu mera bachcha nahi mera khasham.. hai.
Aa or apni lugai ka samna kr.

Lallu- kaki q dara rahi ho bachche ko.

Kaki- muaa tu ab bachcha nahi hai. Aa bada kah raha tha na ki tere pas danda hai to aa ab mar aa kr mujhe.
Lallu- kaki wo to mai majak kr raha tha.

Kaki- ab mai teri kaki nahi lugai hu. To ab akele mai mujhe Ritu hi kaha karna. Jab sab sath ho tab kaki kahna.

Kaki- ye le doodh pi. Byah to kr liya mere se ab aage kya karega. Ab to waha byah mai bhi nahi ja sakti. Apne naye naye pati dev ko chod kr kaha jau.

Kaki doodh ka glass Lallu ko pakdati boli.

Lallu doodh ka glass le kr muh se laga liya.
Kaki- sara mat pi jana apne lugai k liye bhi thoda chhod dena.

Lallu aadha pi kr banki kaki ko pakda diya.

Kaki- muaa byah karna to bada aaya. Jhat se sindur le kr mere mang mai bhar diya. Ab doodh bhi apne hath se pila de.

Lallu- raat mai kaun sa maine pilaya tha andhere mai. Khud hi pipe nikal kr pi li thi na to abhi bhi pi le.

Kaki sun kr sarma gai. ( Muaa andhere mai bhi pahchan gya.

Lallu glass le kr Ritu k muh se laga diya.
Ritu kaki doodh pi kr glass khali kr di.

Lallu kaki ka hath pakad kr bed pr khich liya.
Kaki khichti hui bed pr ja kr Lallu pr ludhak gai.

Kaki ki sanse Lallu k chehre pr pad raha tha.
Dono ki dharkane doguni raftar se chal raha tha ki is se aage kya hoga.

Lallu kaki k chehre ko dekhte hue us mai khota ja raha tha. Lallu dono hath se kaki k chehre ko tham rakha tha or halke halke sahla raha tha.

Ritu Lallu k sine pr hath rakhe uske chati k ghungrale chote chote balo ko sahla rahi thi.

Kaki bade pyar se Lallu ko dekh rahi thi.
Lallu kaki ka chehra pakde use apne chehre pr jhukane laga or apna muh bhi halke se utha liya.
Dono apne apne jibh nikal kr unmad mai sukhe hotho ko halke se bhiga kr ek dusre k hotho pr toot pade.

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Mard ka bachcha. Update 1.


Raghuveer singh- Dada
Jyoti Singh,- dadi ( ab nahi rahi)

Inke char ladka do ladki hai.

Anil singh- bade kaka.
Ritu singh- badi kaki.

Inko do ladki or ek ladka hai.

Sonam- B.A final mai hai.
Roma- B.A mai gai hai is bar.

Raghab- Army mai hai.

Sunil singh- majhle kaka.
Ragni singh- majhli kaki.

Inki do ladki hai.
Minu- Roma k sath B.A first year mai hai.
Rani- 12 ka exam diya hai.

Ravi singh- chote kaka.
Salni singh- choti kaki.

Inko ek ladki hai.

Gauri- abhi 12 ka exam diya hai rani k sath.

Ram singh- papa
Kajal singh- maa

Inke ek ladki ek ladka hai.

Komal- 12 mai hai.

Lalit - (Lallu)- 8th tak padha hai ek hadse mai iske sar pr chot lag gai thi. Kabhi pagal lagta hai to kabhi is se achha inshan is dharti pr nahi hoga. Aisa lagta hai. Komal or Lallu dono judva hai.


Divya singh- badi bua.
Deepak singh- bade fufa.

Ek ladki ek ladka hai inhe.

Ruhi- 10th mai hai.

Raju- 8th mai hai.

Diksha singh- choti bua.
Dinesh singh- chote fufa.
Inko koi santan nahi hai.

Sandhya ka samay tha. Lallu nadi kinare baitha hua ek tak nadi k pani ko dekh raha tha jis mai choti choti machhliyan ek samuh mai edhar udhar bhatak rahi thi or wahi teen char bagule un machliyo ko apne choch mai pakad pakad kr khaye ja rahi thi.

Surya mahraj ab dur chhitij mai chhupne wale the. Pero ki chhaya lambi ho gyi thi. Ye isara tha sab ko ki ab apne gharo ki or chale jao. Ab andhera hone wala hai.

Lekin Lallu in chijo se bekhabar wahi nadi kinare baitha hua tha.

" Lallu o Lallu…" dur se koi ladka chillata hua idhar nadi kinare aa raha tha.

" Abe kab se tumhe dhundh raha hu. Kaha khoya hua hai. Tumhare dada ji tumhe bula rahe hai." Ek dubla patla sa ladka Lallu k pas aa kr bola.

" Q dhundh rahe hai. Mai kya kho gya hu."

Ladka- ye to ja kr apne dada se puchna. Aaj fir tum ne ganga tai k beti radhiya ko tang kiya hai na. Ganga tai aai thi sikayat le kr tumhare ghar.

Lallu- behenchod, uski bur marani beti aaj aam k baag mai kaluwa se chudwa rahi thi. Mai bola mujhe bhi chodne de to bolti hai ki mujhe nahi degi to mai kaluwa ko maar kr bhaga diya isi liye sikayat kr rahi hogi.

Ladka- wo mujhe nahi pta. Chal ghar chal. Andhera hone wala hai.

Lallu uth khada hua or us ladke k sath gaun ki or chal diya.

Gaun mai kahi kahi Street light jal rahe the to Kahi gaun k awara ladke for diye the qki unhe apne maal k yaha raat ko chhup kr jane mai padeshani jo hoti thi in lights se.
Ab andhera ho gya tha.
Lallu chapakal se hath pair dho kr dalan pr aa gya jaha uske teeno chacha uske papa or dada ji k sath baith kr bate kr rahe the.

Papa- aaj fir tum radhiya ko tang kr rahe the. Tum bahut padeshan karte ho mujhe. Kisi din mai tumhe tumhare mama k yaha chod aaunga. Samajh le.

Lallu- maine kuch nahi kiya hai. Ye sab us radhiya ka hi kiya dhara hai. Wo fir aaj apne aam k bag mai ganda kaam kr rahi thi. To mai bhaga diya waha se. Is liye wo mera sikayat le kr aai hogi.

Dadu- ja aangan mai ja. Kuch khana kha le. Kitni bar bola hai tumhe akela ghar se bahar na jaya kr. Lekin tu Manta hi nahi.

Lallu waha se aangan mai aa gya.
Pyash lagi thi to aangan mai lage nal pr pani pine gya to waha Ritu kaki baith kr apni badi si gand nikale moot rahi thi.

Lallu- yaha ye kya kr rahi ho kaki. Koi or aa gya hota to. Ye sab bathroom mai kiya karo.

Ritu kaki- bathroom ka bulb fuse ho gya hai. Waha andhera hai.
Lallu- to ujale mai kis ko dikhana hai ye gori matki.

Ritu kaki- chup kr pagla. Kuch bhi bolta rahta hai. Koi sun lega to kya bolega. Yaha q aaya hai.

Lallu- pani pine aaya tha.

Ritu kaki- To pi le pani or ja yaha se.

Lallu- sara pani to niche gira diye. Ab kaha se piunga.

Ritu kaki- Haayyy Rammm.. kaisa ladka hai ye. Thodi si bhi laaj saram nahi hai. To kya tu wo ganda pani pita.

Lallu- wo to Amrit hai.

Ritu kaki- bhag muaa yaha se nahi to bahut marungi.

Lallu- lekin danda to mere pas hai kaki. Tum kaise marogi. Tum to bas marwane k liye bani ho.

Ritu kaki badbadati hui hath pair dho kr waha se nikal gai.

Muha pta nahi kaisa hai. Hamesha gandi baat karwa lo. Sab kahte hai pagal hai lekin bate to achhe achhe ki pasina nikalwa de.

Lallu nal se pani pi kr undar aa gya jaha uski teeno chachi or maa baithi khana banane ki wyavastha kr rahi thi.

Maa- kaha tha tu ab tak. Kya kiya hai aaj fir radhiya k sath.
Lallu- maine kiya nahi bas bola tha ki mujhe bhi karne de.
Maa- kya nahi kiya. Or kya bola karne dene ko.

Lallu- wo kaluwa k sath karwa rahi thi to mai bola ki mujhe bhi karne de lekin nahi karne diya to mai kaluwa ko maar kr bhaga diya.

Muaa mar ja, ja kr kahi. Lallu ki maa khana banane k liye jo lakdi rakhi thi us mai se ek mota lakdi utha kr marti hui boli.

Lallu chup chap khada maar khata raha.

Ant mai lakdi tut gai.
Maa- ise to mar ka bhi koi fark nahi padta hai. Pta nahi sarir kis chij ka bana hua hai. ( Apne aap se badbadati tuti lakdi fek kr baith gai.)

Maa- ja jakr sab k sath padhne baith. Kuch dimag mai ghusega.


Lallu- mujhe bhi koi padha do. Maa boli hai.
Komal- mera padhai ho gya ab in logo ko bol padha denge. ( Husti hui Komal didi boli.)
Sonam- Bhai aa gya to ab mera bhi padhai ho gya. ( Wo bhi apni kitabe sametati boli)

Roma- aa aaj mai padhati hu tumhe. Yaha mere pas baith.

Lallu roma k pas ja kr baith gya. Komal or Sonam dono in dono ko dekh kr huss rahi thi.

Roma- bata aaj kya kya kiya hai.
Lallu- pahle padha to de.
Roma- yahi hai to tera padhai. Pahle dekhe to sahi tumhara yadaddast kitni tej hai. Bata ab radhiya k sath kya kiya.

Maa- kya kr rahi hai tu log. Ise yaha padhne bheja tha ya Ramayan sunane. Chal tu ye sab tumhe nahi padai karne denge. ( Lallu ki maa Kajal sab ko dat kr Lallu ko waha se le jati boli.)


Komal- maa badi tej hai. Bhai ko le kr bhag gai.

Sonam- are baap re. Fir tumhare papa ka kya hoga. Suna hai bhai ka bada mota or lamba hai.( Sonam roma or Komal teeno husne lage sun kr.)

Komal- chup randi. Kabhi le kr dekhi hai kya.

Sonam- Haayyy.. aisi nasib kaha. Apne kismat mai to ungli karna hi likha hai.


Ritu kaki- padhai ho gai tum logo ki to chalo khana banane mai madad kro.


Fir sab mil kr khana banane mai lag gye.

Ragini kaki- Lallu ja sab ko dalan se bula la. Bolna khana khane chalo.

Salini kaki- minu, rani beta sab k liye baithne ka chadar lagao.

Lallu dalan mai ja kr sab ko khane ko bula laya tab tak aangan mai Minu or Rani jo ki Ragni ki beti hai wo chadar or pani laga di.

Dadu k sath teeno kaka or papa aa kr baith gye khane pr.
Sabhi bahne mil kr khana barish diya.
Lallu bhi sath mai baith gya tha.
Mard logo ka khana ho jane k baad ghar ki sabhi mahila ek sath khana le kr khane baith gai.

Khana khane k baad ladkiya jutha bartan utha kr nalka pr ja kr dho aai or rashoi mai sare bartan rakh di.

Fir sabhi apne kamre mai ja kr so gye.

Lallu pahle dalan pr sota tha lekin jab se use chot lagi hai to ab wo aangan mai hi ek khatiya pr sota hai. Garmi jyada ho to fir chhat pr ya thandh or barshat mai ghar mai sota hai.

Aadhi Raat mai aangan mai light band tha ya light chali gai thi.
Ek saya Lallu k khat k pas aaya. Koi aurat lag rahi thi.
Khat k pas aa kr wo charo or pahle ek bar dekhi ki kahi koi utha to nahi hai fir aahista se wo Lallu k khat k pas aa kr us pr jhuk gai.

Lallu khat pr pith k bal leta hua tha.
Ek baniyan or niche dhoti lapete wo gahri nind mai so raha tha.

Wo saya khat pr jhuka hua apna hath badha kr kuch tatol raha tha.

Wo saya khat pr baith gai or Lallu k dhoti ko utha kr upper kr di kamar tak.
Niche Lallu kuch nahi pahne hue tha.

Wo saya Lallu k dande ko hath badha kr pakad li.
Wo danda us saye k hath mai pura nahi aa raha tha.
Fir us saye ne apne dusre hath se bhi use pakad kr us dande pr upper niche chalane laga.

Fir wo saya ek hath hata kr apne kamar k niche kuch karne lagi or ek hath se jaldi jaldi Lallu k dande ko upper niche karne lagi.

Karib 5-7 minutes baad wo saya us dande pr jhuk kr use apne muh mai lene lagi lekin Lallu ka danda tha hi bada mota. Wo us saye k muh mai aaya hi nahi. To upper k hisse ko hi muh mai le kr us pr jibh chalane lagi or nicheapne kamar k pas bhi jaldi jaldi hath chalane lagi.
Koi 5 minutes baad Lallu jhatke khane laga.
Wo saya jitna muh khol sakti thi khol kr uske dande se nikale sare Amrit ras ko garaj gai or achhe se chat kr saf kr di dande ko fir dhoti sahi kr k waha se apne kamre mai chali gai.

Ritu kaki.

Mast story hai bhai

 

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