Update 92
subah subah 6 baje mera nind khula to dekha renu bagal me hi leti hui thi...abhi bhi uski saadi jangho tak thi... mai halka sa saadi utha ke dekha to andar kaa haal kafi khasta tha...mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki ab 2-3 din to sahi se chal bhi nahi payegi aur choot to saari jindagi ke liye fail chuka hai..lekin abhi unki choot sooz kar fula hua roti sa ho gaya tha.. mai jaise hi chua renu jaag gayi... aur uth kar baithi...
jaise hi wo baithi unke mooh se dard bhari aahhhh nikli...
renu-ahhhh maarrrr gayiiiiiiiii... aur wo fir se let gayi taki aur dard na ho.
mai-kya hua...
renu-saale dekh lungi tujhko sab tera hi kiya hua hai...
mai-waah waah abhi bhi akad.. fir se chadh jau kya...
renu turant boli- nahi nahi ab to raham karo..
mai-waah kya rang badalti ho bhabhi bilkul chipkali ke jaisa... aur mai hasne laga... wo mooh aith kar rah gayi...
mai-ye room to mera hai aapko apne room to jana hi padega..nahi to kahi bhai yahan aa gaye to kya jawab dogi....aapki halat dekh kar unko do minut me pata lag jayega yahan raat me kya hua hai...
renu bechari ke pass koi upay nahi tha aur wo dard ko sahte hue muskil se uthi...aur diwaar ke sahare dheere dheere chal kar apne room gayi aur room me ghuste hi bed par pad gayi... mai usko dekhkar bas muskuraya aur apne room aakar fir se so gaya...
subah 9 baje mera bhai aaya jo mujhe jagaya...
mai-aap yahan kya kar rahe ho 9 baje to aapka bus tha na aaj aapko ghar jana tha..
aman-bus to tha lekin mai soch raha hoon 2-4 din aur ruk jata hoon..waise bhi kal rekha ke saath bahut maza aaya aur hum dono apne purani baaten yaad kar rahe the..mujhe lag raha hai mujhe rekha se pyaar hone laga hai..jitne pyaar se wo mujhse baat kar rahi thi..aur jitne pyaar se raat me hum pyaar kiye mujhe bahut achha laga...aaj tak renu ne kabhi mujhe pyaar se dekha tak nahi aur rekha dekho kitni achhi hai..wo to bas thoda bahak gayi thi kyonki usko uske sasural me utna pyaar nahi mila...sayad galti meri bhi thi..maine achanak se rekha se nata tod liya lekin mai kya karta humare ghar ke halat us samay thik nahi the to mai nahi padh paya aur rekha se apna pyaar adhura hi rah gaya..
mera to ye sun kar subah subah hi mood kharab ho gaya aisa lagta hai rekha ne kuch jada hi isko apne choot ka pani pila diya hai...
mai-oye pyaar ke mare jada rekha ki chudayi me mat kho ja..aapko pata bhi hai wo saali kal raat aapke saath kya kar rahi thi...usne gate khula chod diya tha aur aapki sasumaa udhar hi aa rahi thi..wo to mai samay par pahuch gaya isliye aap bach gaye nahi to abhi jo pyaar ke gungaan kar rahe ho na poore gaav wale milkar nanga karke marte humdono ko...samajh gaye...aur aapko lagta hai wo dukhi hai bhi to wo humari jimmedari nahi hai poori duniya ka theka humne nahi le rakha hai...apna kaam ho gaya hai aaj raat bhar ka time hai jam ke chodo usko aur kal subha subha gaav nahi to dekh lena mujhe gussa mat dilaiye...
aman-arey nahi nahi bhai mujhe nahi pata tha wo mere saath dhokha kar rahi hai..mujhe maaf kar de...kal subah pakka gaav...ab chal thoda gaav bhi ghum lete hai jab se aaye hai ek baar bhi bahar nahi gaye...
mai-thik hai chaliye...
mai unko ye baat bol diya kyonki mujhe bhi kuch kharidna tha...
fir hum dono bahar gaye ghume fire bhai ek do logo se mile bhi fir mai ek dunkan gaya aur ek coldceam kharid liya aur ir ghum fir kar dopahar ko 1 baje ke lagbhag hum dono aane lage..abhi kheto ke taraf se aa hi rahe the ki saamne dikh gaya ramesh jo gusse me khada tha..uske saath bholu aur do tin log the danda lekar...
mai-man me socha-aaj to lagta hai sala ye hume maarkar hi manega... mai bhagne ke liye rasta dekhne laga ki tabhi ramesh ek katta nikala aur humare taraf taan diya...
katta dekh kar to bholu aur uske saathiyon ki bhi fat gayi...
bholu-abe ramesh pagal hai kya bandook se mat maar kahi case ban gaya to fas jayenge..
ramesh-chup kar sala in dono ko to mai maarkar hi dum lunga...jindagi barbaad kar rakha hai dono ne...
ab mai bhi dar gaya kyonki sala bandook ki goli se tej koi kaise jaye...
lekin sayad uparwale ne humari sun li...
ramesh ne goli chalaya dhayyyy aur katta tha desi to goli gaya atak aur thoda slow hokar nikla aur jo mujhe lagna tha wo laga bhai ke hath ke side me..aur mujhe mil gaya time mai lapak kar kuda uske haath par aur bandook dhayy dhayyy karke baaki ki firing hua hawa me kyonki uska haath me hawa me upar kar diya tha... aur jab sab goli khatam hua tab tak gaav ke log bhi jama hone lag gaye... kyonki goli ki to awaz bhi bahut jor ki hoti hai... aur ramesh ke saathi log to bhag gaye wahan se...ab bacha ramesh.. usko gaav ke 2-3 bujurg log milkar daatne lage.. ek do log bhai ke haath ko dekhne lage..jada laga nahi tha bas goli chu kar nikla tha to kharoch bhar aaya tha aur thoda sa khoon nikla... mai bhai ko ghar lekar aa gaya aur dettol laga diya patti bandh diya..
tab tak gayadhar bhi aa gaye unko bhi apne bete ki kartoot pata lag chuki thi... wo to pahle achhe se uska thappado se swagat kiya fir adhe ghante usko gyan diye..fir ghar se nikalne lage..
gayadhar-nikal ja nalayak is ghar se... jina haram kar diya hai tune hum sabka...ye bolkar gayadhar ramesh ka hath pakad kar usko ghar ke bahar le aaye mai bhi piche piche aa gaya..
mai-dekhiye aisa mat kijiye isko ghar se mat nikaliye..
gayadhar-beta tum chup hi raho..maine soch liya hai ab ye is ghar me nahi rahega...
mai-meri baat to suniye ek mouka usko de dijiye..
ramesh-mujhe teri bhikh nahi chahiye...mai khud hi chala jaunga... abhi usne itna bola hi tha ki mera mobile bajne laga..
ab phone aa raha tha humari mukhiya ji ka to ek baar maine phone kata ki turant fir se aa gaya..
mai phone uthaya..
mai-hello...gita ji kaise yaad kiya aapne...
gita-arey tum to choudhari ji ke chand ho gaye ho..dikhte hi nahi...aaj office gayi thi to pata chala jayab ho gaye ho...
mai-boliye kya kaam tha...
gita-arey kaam ke liye nahi dhanwaad ke liye phone kiya hai...commete ne humko parshad bana diya hai aur aapki madad aur tarkib se aas pass ke gaav me bhi ab naam hone laga hai..tumko pata hai kal mai passwale gaav gayi thi..unlogon ne mujhe itna ijjat diya jitna aajtak kisi ne nahi diya hoga...sab tumhara hi to idea tha... socha tumse milungi to dhanwaad bhi de dungi aur aage kya karna hai wo bhi tay kar lete..
mai-bas is hafte ruk jaiye mai thoda bahar hoon somwaar ko aate hi milunga...
gita-arey tum aap aa jao bas hum khud lene aa jayenge aapko... aapke office...
mai-arey nahi nahi itna bhi karne ki jarurat nahi hai mai aakar aapse mil lunga.. uske baad maine phone rakh diya... sala abhi phone rakha hi tha ki fir se phone aaya aur ye phone tha sunita ka...
sunita-abhi kahan ho...
mai-bahar kuch kaam se aaya hoon..
sunita-kab tak loutoge...
mai-somwaar tak....
sunita-thik hai jab aao to mujhse milna ek kaam hai...
mai-ji jab aaunga to aapse mil lunga... fir maine phone kata...aur sochne laga ab saala ye sunita ko kya chahiye...
abhi mai ye soch hi raha tha ki saamne dono baap bete mooh khole khade the..aisa lag raha tha dono ke gote mooh me ho...
gayadhar-arey beta tumne aaj tak bataya nahi tumhare MLA aur parshad se itna achha jaan pahchan hai..
mai-isme batanewala kya baat hai..
uske baad fir se gayadhar ne patttakkk se ek bajaya ramesh ke kaan ke niche...
gayadhar-janta bhi hai abhi 5 minut me isne parshad aur MLA dono se baat ki hai...humari aukaat bhi nahi hai untak pahuchne ki...agar ye chah le na to tere jaise ko to ek ishare par gayab kara de...lekin inki achhahi dekho tumhare baare me jikra tak nahi kiya isne... chal paav pakad kar maafi maang...
ab to ramesh ko bhi lagne laga ki mai uske aukaat se bahut upar kaa hoon...isliye wo bhi mere pair pakadne laga.. to maine bola thik hai maaf kiya lekin aage se aisa na karna...
mai chahta bhi nahi tha ki ramesh ko uska baap nikal de nahi to wo fir khula saand ho jata aur din raat hume hi maarne ke baare me sochta ..aise log bahut khatarnaak ho jate hai..ladai jhagda khatm hua yahi badi baat hai...
fir wo bahar hi rook gaya aur mai ghar aaya sab milkar khana khaye saam ke 3 baj gaya...
gayadhar ne ramesh ko samjha diya ki jabtak humlog yahan hai wo humse door hi rahe... kyonki wo bhi bahut dar gaya tha.. khair sab log apne apne room chal diye aur mai chal diya roopvati ke room...kyonki unke liye bhi to aaj kuch khas tha mere pass............
subah subah 6 baje mera nind khula to dekha renu bagal me hi leti hui thi...abhi bhi uski saadi jangho tak thi... mai halka sa saadi utha ke dekha to andar kaa haal kafi khasta tha...mujhe pata chal gaya tha ki ab 2-3 din to sahi se chal bhi nahi payegi aur choot to saari jindagi ke liye fail chuka hai..lekin abhi unki choot sooz kar fula hua roti sa ho gaya tha.. mai jaise hi chua renu jaag gayi... aur uth kar baithi...
jaise hi wo baithi unke mooh se dard bhari aahhhh nikli...
renu-ahhhh maarrrr gayiiiiiiiii... aur wo fir se let gayi taki aur dard na ho.
mai-kya hua...
renu-saale dekh lungi tujhko sab tera hi kiya hua hai...
mai-waah waah abhi bhi akad.. fir se chadh jau kya...
renu turant boli- nahi nahi ab to raham karo..
mai-waah kya rang badalti ho bhabhi bilkul chipkali ke jaisa... aur mai hasne laga... wo mooh aith kar rah gayi...
mai-ye room to mera hai aapko apne room to jana hi padega..nahi to kahi bhai yahan aa gaye to kya jawab dogi....aapki halat dekh kar unko do minut me pata lag jayega yahan raat me kya hua hai...
renu bechari ke pass koi upay nahi tha aur wo dard ko sahte hue muskil se uthi...aur diwaar ke sahare dheere dheere chal kar apne room gayi aur room me ghuste hi bed par pad gayi... mai usko dekhkar bas muskuraya aur apne room aakar fir se so gaya...
subah 9 baje mera bhai aaya jo mujhe jagaya...
mai-aap yahan kya kar rahe ho 9 baje to aapka bus tha na aaj aapko ghar jana tha..
aman-bus to tha lekin mai soch raha hoon 2-4 din aur ruk jata hoon..waise bhi kal rekha ke saath bahut maza aaya aur hum dono apne purani baaten yaad kar rahe the..mujhe lag raha hai mujhe rekha se pyaar hone laga hai..jitne pyaar se wo mujhse baat kar rahi thi..aur jitne pyaar se raat me hum pyaar kiye mujhe bahut achha laga...aaj tak renu ne kabhi mujhe pyaar se dekha tak nahi aur rekha dekho kitni achhi hai..wo to bas thoda bahak gayi thi kyonki usko uske sasural me utna pyaar nahi mila...sayad galti meri bhi thi..maine achanak se rekha se nata tod liya lekin mai kya karta humare ghar ke halat us samay thik nahi the to mai nahi padh paya aur rekha se apna pyaar adhura hi rah gaya..
mera to ye sun kar subah subah hi mood kharab ho gaya aisa lagta hai rekha ne kuch jada hi isko apne choot ka pani pila diya hai...
mai-oye pyaar ke mare jada rekha ki chudayi me mat kho ja..aapko pata bhi hai wo saali kal raat aapke saath kya kar rahi thi...usne gate khula chod diya tha aur aapki sasumaa udhar hi aa rahi thi..wo to mai samay par pahuch gaya isliye aap bach gaye nahi to abhi jo pyaar ke gungaan kar rahe ho na poore gaav wale milkar nanga karke marte humdono ko...samajh gaye...aur aapko lagta hai wo dukhi hai bhi to wo humari jimmedari nahi hai poori duniya ka theka humne nahi le rakha hai...apna kaam ho gaya hai aaj raat bhar ka time hai jam ke chodo usko aur kal subha subha gaav nahi to dekh lena mujhe gussa mat dilaiye...
aman-arey nahi nahi bhai mujhe nahi pata tha wo mere saath dhokha kar rahi hai..mujhe maaf kar de...kal subah pakka gaav...ab chal thoda gaav bhi ghum lete hai jab se aaye hai ek baar bhi bahar nahi gaye...
mai-thik hai chaliye...
mai unko ye baat bol diya kyonki mujhe bhi kuch kharidna tha...
fir hum dono bahar gaye ghume fire bhai ek do logo se mile bhi fir mai ek dunkan gaya aur ek coldceam kharid liya aur ir ghum fir kar dopahar ko 1 baje ke lagbhag hum dono aane lage..abhi kheto ke taraf se aa hi rahe the ki saamne dikh gaya ramesh jo gusse me khada tha..uske saath bholu aur do tin log the danda lekar...
mai-man me socha-aaj to lagta hai sala ye hume maarkar hi manega... mai bhagne ke liye rasta dekhne laga ki tabhi ramesh ek katta nikala aur humare taraf taan diya...
katta dekh kar to bholu aur uske saathiyon ki bhi fat gayi...
bholu-abe ramesh pagal hai kya bandook se mat maar kahi case ban gaya to fas jayenge..
ramesh-chup kar sala in dono ko to mai maarkar hi dum lunga...jindagi barbaad kar rakha hai dono ne...
ab mai bhi dar gaya kyonki sala bandook ki goli se tej koi kaise jaye...
lekin sayad uparwale ne humari sun li...
ramesh ne goli chalaya dhayyyy aur katta tha desi to goli gaya atak aur thoda slow hokar nikla aur jo mujhe lagna tha wo laga bhai ke hath ke side me..aur mujhe mil gaya time mai lapak kar kuda uske haath par aur bandook dhayy dhayyy karke baaki ki firing hua hawa me kyonki uska haath me hawa me upar kar diya tha... aur jab sab goli khatam hua tab tak gaav ke log bhi jama hone lag gaye... kyonki goli ki to awaz bhi bahut jor ki hoti hai... aur ramesh ke saathi log to bhag gaye wahan se...ab bacha ramesh.. usko gaav ke 2-3 bujurg log milkar daatne lage.. ek do log bhai ke haath ko dekhne lage..jada laga nahi tha bas goli chu kar nikla tha to kharoch bhar aaya tha aur thoda sa khoon nikla... mai bhai ko ghar lekar aa gaya aur dettol laga diya patti bandh diya..
tab tak gayadhar bhi aa gaye unko bhi apne bete ki kartoot pata lag chuki thi... wo to pahle achhe se uska thappado se swagat kiya fir adhe ghante usko gyan diye..fir ghar se nikalne lage..
gayadhar-nikal ja nalayak is ghar se... jina haram kar diya hai tune hum sabka...ye bolkar gayadhar ramesh ka hath pakad kar usko ghar ke bahar le aaye mai bhi piche piche aa gaya..
mai-dekhiye aisa mat kijiye isko ghar se mat nikaliye..
gayadhar-beta tum chup hi raho..maine soch liya hai ab ye is ghar me nahi rahega...
mai-meri baat to suniye ek mouka usko de dijiye..
ramesh-mujhe teri bhikh nahi chahiye...mai khud hi chala jaunga... abhi usne itna bola hi tha ki mera mobile bajne laga..
ab phone aa raha tha humari mukhiya ji ka to ek baar maine phone kata ki turant fir se aa gaya..
mai phone uthaya..
mai-hello...gita ji kaise yaad kiya aapne...
gita-arey tum to choudhari ji ke chand ho gaye ho..dikhte hi nahi...aaj office gayi thi to pata chala jayab ho gaye ho...
mai-boliye kya kaam tha...
gita-arey kaam ke liye nahi dhanwaad ke liye phone kiya hai...commete ne humko parshad bana diya hai aur aapki madad aur tarkib se aas pass ke gaav me bhi ab naam hone laga hai..tumko pata hai kal mai passwale gaav gayi thi..unlogon ne mujhe itna ijjat diya jitna aajtak kisi ne nahi diya hoga...sab tumhara hi to idea tha... socha tumse milungi to dhanwaad bhi de dungi aur aage kya karna hai wo bhi tay kar lete..
mai-bas is hafte ruk jaiye mai thoda bahar hoon somwaar ko aate hi milunga...
gita-arey tum aap aa jao bas hum khud lene aa jayenge aapko... aapke office...
mai-arey nahi nahi itna bhi karne ki jarurat nahi hai mai aakar aapse mil lunga.. uske baad maine phone rakh diya... sala abhi phone rakha hi tha ki fir se phone aaya aur ye phone tha sunita ka...
sunita-abhi kahan ho...
mai-bahar kuch kaam se aaya hoon..
sunita-kab tak loutoge...
mai-somwaar tak....
sunita-thik hai jab aao to mujhse milna ek kaam hai...
mai-ji jab aaunga to aapse mil lunga... fir maine phone kata...aur sochne laga ab saala ye sunita ko kya chahiye...
abhi mai ye soch hi raha tha ki saamne dono baap bete mooh khole khade the..aisa lag raha tha dono ke gote mooh me ho...
gayadhar-arey beta tumne aaj tak bataya nahi tumhare MLA aur parshad se itna achha jaan pahchan hai..
mai-isme batanewala kya baat hai..
uske baad fir se gayadhar ne patttakkk se ek bajaya ramesh ke kaan ke niche...
gayadhar-janta bhi hai abhi 5 minut me isne parshad aur MLA dono se baat ki hai...humari aukaat bhi nahi hai untak pahuchne ki...agar ye chah le na to tere jaise ko to ek ishare par gayab kara de...lekin inki achhahi dekho tumhare baare me jikra tak nahi kiya isne... chal paav pakad kar maafi maang...
ab to ramesh ko bhi lagne laga ki mai uske aukaat se bahut upar kaa hoon...isliye wo bhi mere pair pakadne laga.. to maine bola thik hai maaf kiya lekin aage se aisa na karna...
mai chahta bhi nahi tha ki ramesh ko uska baap nikal de nahi to wo fir khula saand ho jata aur din raat hume hi maarne ke baare me sochta ..aise log bahut khatarnaak ho jate hai..ladai jhagda khatm hua yahi badi baat hai...
fir wo bahar hi rook gaya aur mai ghar aaya sab milkar khana khaye saam ke 3 baj gaya...
gayadhar ne ramesh ko samjha diya ki jabtak humlog yahan hai wo humse door hi rahe... kyonki wo bhi bahut dar gaya tha.. khair sab log apne apne room chal diye aur mai chal diya roopvati ke room...kyonki unke liye bhi to aaj kuch khas tha mere pass............
