Update 58
mujhe sunita ke bangle me hi ek room de diya gaya....sala kya mast room tha...itna bada to mera poora ghar hai jitna bada iska ek room... uspar bhi spring wala gadda.... mai to jaise baitha ki gadda bhussss se thoda sa awaz ke saath andar ghus gaya..... sala aisa gadda dekhte hi dimag me sabse pahla khyal chudayi ka aane laga... soch raha tha koi mast maal mil jati to chod chod ke is gadde ki vasuli karta lekin kya fayda yahan to meri gaand mari padi thi...
mai mast bed pe kood kar let gaya... karib ek ghante baad room me ek ladki aayi... ladki koi 23-24 saal ki hogi..shadi shuda thi...
ladki-ji sahab malkin khane pe bula rahe hai...
mai to ek baar achhe se dekha use upar se niche tak..chodne layak maal to thi..aur apne pass mast room bhi tha lekin dar bhi tha pata nahi ye koun hai ..kya hai..isliye socha pahle naam hi pooch leta hoon...
mai socha iska naam hi pooch leta hoon kam se kam...
mai-aapka naam kya hai....
ladki-ji mera naam najma hai...
mai-thik hai najma ji chaliye....
uske baad mai najma ke piche piche chal diya... najma gaand matka matka ke chal rahi thi.. uske chal ke saath uske chutad hil rahe...dekh ke hi lag raha tha iska sohar achhe se iski gaand bajata hai... aur humdono pahuch gaye ek gol se bade room me.. ye room tha dinning room... yahan round me ek bada sa table laga hua tha... samne khane par sunita baithi hui thi... uske saath do aadmi aur baithe hue the....in dono ko main pahli baar dekh raha tha...
sunita - aao aao suman.. inse milo ye hai mr dharam laal aur ye dusre hai inke bhai mr karam lal...
mai dono se haath milaya... dono koi 55-60 saal ke budha aadmi tha...kaafi achhe dress pahne hue ..
dharam laal-aur ladke bada suna hai tere baare me... noukari join kiye hue 7 din bhi nahi hue aur tum to kaafi tarakki kar rahe ho.. pahle parshad se mile... ab MLA se.... kahi aane wale 5-6 din me chief minister tak na pahuch jao... aur do-tin mahine me to prime minister tak pahuch jaoge ..... ye bolkar saala battisi dikha ke hasne laga... saala budhha tha bahut amir aadmi tabhi to mooh ke sone ke daant dikh raha tha... ek baar to khyala aaya iske sone ke daat hi tod leta hoon... 10-12 lakh ka to hoga hi.. fir socha jo 12 lakh ka sone ka daat rakhta hai... paisa kitna rakha hoga.... aur itna paisa rakah hoga... to sala power kitna rakha hoga.... meri to gaand maar lega wo bhi bina tel lagaye....
abhi mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki khana najma lekar aa gayi.... lekin abhi uske saath ek aur aurat thi jo 40-42 ki hogi....dono milkar hume khana parosne lage.... mai dekh raha tha sale dono budhe khana to kha hi rahe the saath me jab bhi najma ya dusri aurat jiska naam shalu tha wo khana parosti to wo unke gaand bhi sahla rahe the... mai thehra dehati upar se tharki.. sala samjh gaya ki ye dono budhe aksar aate hai yahan maza lootne.... tabhi socha kahi sunita ki bhi to nahi leta ye dono...dikhne me dono amir bhi hai..aur budha bhi....
ye sochte hi sala thoda sa lund akda lekin mai chupchap khana khaya...aur fir najma mujhe apne room tak le aayi....mujhe pata tha ki sunita ka divorce ho chuka hai...lekin ye nahi pata tha ki MLA sahiba ke ghar me itne rounak hai...
mai socha kya karoon kya karoon....tab hi najma fir se boli-sahab raat me 10 baje party hai...agar aap khane pine me yakin rakhte hai to join kar sakte hai....ye sunte hi mera dil to garden garden ho gaya...
mai khush hokar bola- bilkul bilkul...aur gadde pe kood kar let gaya...
ab mujhe bas intezar tha raat ke 10 baje ka...mai apna mobile achhe se charge bhi kar liya tha ..kya pata kuch badhiya mil jaye to record kar loon..fir socha kyon na dharam laal aur karam laal ka thoda ji hujuri kar leta hoon...sayad khush ho jaye to mujhe bhi raat me ek choot dilwa de...kyonki ye saali sunita to kuch dilwane se rahi...ulta vasool karne me lagi hui hai....
ye sochkar mai gadde se utha aur bahar nikla...ab bahar sala kam se kam 7 -8 room tha mere room jaisa hi aur sabka darwaza band...ab mai karu to kya karu...fir socha chalo kam se kam ek chakkar hi maar leta hoon...sayad kisi ka darwaza poora band na ho...kuch mil jaye nahi to kuch dikh hi jaye kam se kam ye soch kar mai sab darwaze ke pass ja ja ke jhakne laga....aur jaise pahla tin darwaza to band tha..aur keyhole se dekha to andar sirf andhera tha...matlab koi fayda to hua nahi..lekin chouthe darwaze par laga jackpot....
darwaza halka sa khula hua tha aur andar se sunita aur dharam laal karam laa ke baat chit ki awaz aa raha tha...
mai kaan laga ke sun ne laga...saath hi thoda sa jhaak kar dekhne bhi laga...andar room me dharam laal karam laa aur sunita tino ke haath me ek glass tha...aur glass me tha sarab...tino pi bhi rahe the aur baat bhi kar rahe the...
sunita-dekho maine is ladke se reccomendation letter par sign le liya hai.. aur gita ko bhi mahila mandal me shaamil kar rahi hoon aur uska bhi recommendation le liya hai...baaki ka kaam tum dekh hi loge...dawa ki permission mil jane ke baad tumhare company se sarkar dawa kharidne bhi lag jayegi.. lekin in sab me mera 40 % mat bhulna...
dharam lala-arey sunita raani 40% bahut jada hai...tumhare upar bhi sarkar me bahut se haramkhor baithe hai..unka bhi mooh paiso se bharna padta hai...
sunita dheere se dharam laal ke chehre ke bilkul karib aa gayi...aur thoda sa mooh bana ke boli-kya darling..mere liye itna bhi nahi karoge...40% hi to maang rahi hoon...badle me masti bhi to karati hoon tumdono ki....
karam laal-karam laal bhi jhuka aur sunita ke gaalo ko chumte hue bola...tum bol rahi ho to thik hai darling..35%...isse jada mat mangna.....
is baat par sunita apne haath ka glass wahi bagal me rakhi aur dono ke lund ko upar se hi sahlate hue boli....40% please.....
mai man me socha saali sunita to ek number ki randi hai..kaise apne jalwe dikha dikha kar apni baat manwa rahi hai...
dharam laal-thik hai darling 40% lekin ek shart par....
sunita-bolo....
dharam laal-aaj raat hume wo dono nahi..tu chahiye....
sunita-okeyyyyyyy.....to deal done.....
dharam aur karam ek saath bole-done....
uske baad sunita wahan se niklane lagi...mai bhi gaand utha ke bhaga aur apne room me aa gaya...
ab to mera lund kaafi khada tha...ye soch soch kar ki aaj raat saale dono milkar sunita devi ko chodenge.....
mujhe sunita ke bangle me hi ek room de diya gaya....sala kya mast room tha...itna bada to mera poora ghar hai jitna bada iska ek room... uspar bhi spring wala gadda.... mai to jaise baitha ki gadda bhussss se thoda sa awaz ke saath andar ghus gaya..... sala aisa gadda dekhte hi dimag me sabse pahla khyal chudayi ka aane laga... soch raha tha koi mast maal mil jati to chod chod ke is gadde ki vasuli karta lekin kya fayda yahan to meri gaand mari padi thi...
mai mast bed pe kood kar let gaya... karib ek ghante baad room me ek ladki aayi... ladki koi 23-24 saal ki hogi..shadi shuda thi...
ladki-ji sahab malkin khane pe bula rahe hai...
mai to ek baar achhe se dekha use upar se niche tak..chodne layak maal to thi..aur apne pass mast room bhi tha lekin dar bhi tha pata nahi ye koun hai ..kya hai..isliye socha pahle naam hi pooch leta hoon...
mai socha iska naam hi pooch leta hoon kam se kam...
mai-aapka naam kya hai....
ladki-ji mera naam najma hai...
mai-thik hai najma ji chaliye....
uske baad mai najma ke piche piche chal diya... najma gaand matka matka ke chal rahi thi.. uske chal ke saath uske chutad hil rahe...dekh ke hi lag raha tha iska sohar achhe se iski gaand bajata hai... aur humdono pahuch gaye ek gol se bade room me.. ye room tha dinning room... yahan round me ek bada sa table laga hua tha... samne khane par sunita baithi hui thi... uske saath do aadmi aur baithe hue the....in dono ko main pahli baar dekh raha tha...
sunita - aao aao suman.. inse milo ye hai mr dharam laal aur ye dusre hai inke bhai mr karam lal...
mai dono se haath milaya... dono koi 55-60 saal ke budha aadmi tha...kaafi achhe dress pahne hue ..
dharam laal-aur ladke bada suna hai tere baare me... noukari join kiye hue 7 din bhi nahi hue aur tum to kaafi tarakki kar rahe ho.. pahle parshad se mile... ab MLA se.... kahi aane wale 5-6 din me chief minister tak na pahuch jao... aur do-tin mahine me to prime minister tak pahuch jaoge ..... ye bolkar saala battisi dikha ke hasne laga... saala budhha tha bahut amir aadmi tabhi to mooh ke sone ke daant dikh raha tha... ek baar to khyala aaya iske sone ke daat hi tod leta hoon... 10-12 lakh ka to hoga hi.. fir socha jo 12 lakh ka sone ka daat rakhta hai... paisa kitna rakha hoga.... aur itna paisa rakah hoga... to sala power kitna rakha hoga.... meri to gaand maar lega wo bhi bina tel lagaye....
abhi mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki khana najma lekar aa gayi.... lekin abhi uske saath ek aur aurat thi jo 40-42 ki hogi....dono milkar hume khana parosne lage.... mai dekh raha tha sale dono budhe khana to kha hi rahe the saath me jab bhi najma ya dusri aurat jiska naam shalu tha wo khana parosti to wo unke gaand bhi sahla rahe the... mai thehra dehati upar se tharki.. sala samjh gaya ki ye dono budhe aksar aate hai yahan maza lootne.... tabhi socha kahi sunita ki bhi to nahi leta ye dono...dikhne me dono amir bhi hai..aur budha bhi....
ye sochte hi sala thoda sa lund akda lekin mai chupchap khana khaya...aur fir najma mujhe apne room tak le aayi....mujhe pata tha ki sunita ka divorce ho chuka hai...lekin ye nahi pata tha ki MLA sahiba ke ghar me itne rounak hai...
mai socha kya karoon kya karoon....tab hi najma fir se boli-sahab raat me 10 baje party hai...agar aap khane pine me yakin rakhte hai to join kar sakte hai....ye sunte hi mera dil to garden garden ho gaya...
mai khush hokar bola- bilkul bilkul...aur gadde pe kood kar let gaya...
ab mujhe bas intezar tha raat ke 10 baje ka...mai apna mobile achhe se charge bhi kar liya tha ..kya pata kuch badhiya mil jaye to record kar loon..fir socha kyon na dharam laal aur karam laal ka thoda ji hujuri kar leta hoon...sayad khush ho jaye to mujhe bhi raat me ek choot dilwa de...kyonki ye saali sunita to kuch dilwane se rahi...ulta vasool karne me lagi hui hai....
ye sochkar mai gadde se utha aur bahar nikla...ab bahar sala kam se kam 7 -8 room tha mere room jaisa hi aur sabka darwaza band...ab mai karu to kya karu...fir socha chalo kam se kam ek chakkar hi maar leta hoon...sayad kisi ka darwaza poora band na ho...kuch mil jaye nahi to kuch dikh hi jaye kam se kam ye soch kar mai sab darwaze ke pass ja ja ke jhakne laga....aur jaise pahla tin darwaza to band tha..aur keyhole se dekha to andar sirf andhera tha...matlab koi fayda to hua nahi..lekin chouthe darwaze par laga jackpot....
darwaza halka sa khula hua tha aur andar se sunita aur dharam laal karam laa ke baat chit ki awaz aa raha tha...
mai kaan laga ke sun ne laga...saath hi thoda sa jhaak kar dekhne bhi laga...andar room me dharam laal karam laa aur sunita tino ke haath me ek glass tha...aur glass me tha sarab...tino pi bhi rahe the aur baat bhi kar rahe the...
sunita-dekho maine is ladke se reccomendation letter par sign le liya hai.. aur gita ko bhi mahila mandal me shaamil kar rahi hoon aur uska bhi recommendation le liya hai...baaki ka kaam tum dekh hi loge...dawa ki permission mil jane ke baad tumhare company se sarkar dawa kharidne bhi lag jayegi.. lekin in sab me mera 40 % mat bhulna...
dharam lala-arey sunita raani 40% bahut jada hai...tumhare upar bhi sarkar me bahut se haramkhor baithe hai..unka bhi mooh paiso se bharna padta hai...
sunita dheere se dharam laal ke chehre ke bilkul karib aa gayi...aur thoda sa mooh bana ke boli-kya darling..mere liye itna bhi nahi karoge...40% hi to maang rahi hoon...badle me masti bhi to karati hoon tumdono ki....
karam laal-karam laal bhi jhuka aur sunita ke gaalo ko chumte hue bola...tum bol rahi ho to thik hai darling..35%...isse jada mat mangna.....
is baat par sunita apne haath ka glass wahi bagal me rakhi aur dono ke lund ko upar se hi sahlate hue boli....40% please.....
mai man me socha saali sunita to ek number ki randi hai..kaise apne jalwe dikha dikha kar apni baat manwa rahi hai...
dharam laal-thik hai darling 40% lekin ek shart par....
sunita-bolo....
dharam laal-aaj raat hume wo dono nahi..tu chahiye....
sunita-okeyyyyyyy.....to deal done.....
dharam aur karam ek saath bole-done....
uske baad sunita wahan se niklane lagi...mai bhi gaand utha ke bhaga aur apne room me aa gaya...
ab to mera lund kaafi khada tha...ye soch soch kar ki aaj raat saale dono milkar sunita devi ko chodenge.....