Update 89
mai to mast subah ke 10 baje tak soya... subah achanak mera nind khula kuch halla gulla se... aur jaise hi mai hadbada kar utha to dekha 3-4 log hath me lathi danda lekar aaye hue the aur wo log aman ka collar pakad kar usko gaali de rahe the...ladayi chalu hua tha..dekh kar pata chal raha tha abhi turant hi sab aaye hai..aur jaise hi ramesh ne mujhko dekha wo bola isko chodo pahlo us bhosdiwale ko maro... aur charo panchon mere pass aa gaye... ab kya tha ...ramesh ne ek danda mara mai hat gaya fir bhi wo danda dhaddd se mere kandhe par laga sala chot itna jor ka tha nani yaad aa gaya...lekin saath me gussa bhi....aur aman fir se jaise hi dusra danda mara mai uska danda pakad liya...aur ek laat mara saale ke pet par...tab tak dhaddd dhaddd 2-3 danda aur pad gaya pith par... lekin ab ek danda mere bhi haath me aa chuka tha aur piche se aman bhai ne bhi ek ko ek laat markar uska danda chin liya...fir kya tha dhammm dhammmm dhommm dhommm ladayi suru 5-10 danda humko pada to humne bhi 15-20 unko jad diya....idhar se humare side se koi nahi tha lekin udhar se rekha renu aur priya tino khush thi aur chilla bhi rahi thi...aur maro in haramzado ko...aur maaro...jo hume aur gussa dila raha tha..... abhi ye chal hi raha tha ki achanak se gayadhar aur roopvati aa gaye...
aur gayadhar chillakar bole-ruko.... lekin unki koi na suna to unko bich me akaar ladai chudana pada....
ladai to chut gayi...lekin mere bhai ka kandhe par chot aaya..mere bhi paav me chot aaya...saath hi ramesh ka bhi chehra fool gaya aur ek ka to sar se khoon aa raha tha....
gayadhar-gusse me-kya hai ye sab... ye mera ghar hai koi akhada nahi...
ramesh-lekin papa...
gayadhar-chup... ek dum chup........... ek to tum jhagda kar rahe ho...upar se gahr ke andar kar rahe ho...aur to aur apne hi jijaji aur unke bhai ko maar rahe ho.... laaj sharam sab ghol kar pi gaya kya.... aisi kya baat ho gayi jo tu itna gir gaya...
gayadhar-baaki ko(jo ladne aaye the)-tum log abhi ke abhi bahar jao... ye humara ghar ka mamla hai... aur wo log gusse me chale gaye... kyonki is gaav me gayadhar ki kafi ijjat thi..
ramesh-papa aap hat jao... apko pata nahi hai ye dono kitne bure log hai...inke ghar humne apni bahan byah kar galti kar di hai...in dono ko mai jaan se maar dunga...
gayadhar-chupppp ek dum chupppppppp...pahle batao inka dosh kya hai...
ramesh-papa aapko pata nahi hai ye dono bahut gire hue hai... aapko pata bhi hai aapke damad ji ne humare didi ke saath jabarjasti ki hai... itna hi nahi ye apni patni ko bhi marta hai..aur had to tab ho gaya jab iska chota bhai ne mere biwi ke saath jabarjasti ki...
ye sunte gayadhar ke chehre par hawai udne laga...
gayadhar-damadji aap itne gire hue hai...kya ye jo ramesh bol raha hai wo sach hai...
ab aman bhai to ki to bolti band ho gayi...tab mai aage aaya...
mai-ye sab jhooth hai.... aapko yakin nahi to bulaiye aapne beti aur bahu ko aur puchiye....aapko sharm aa rahi hai to mai hi aapke saamne puch leta hoon...
aur mai rekha ka haath khich kar unko samne le aaya..
mai-ab mai jo bhi puchunga soch samajh kar jawab dijiye kyonki ye aapka bhavisya tay karega....
ramesh-dekho papa ye abhi bhi dara raha hai...
mai-arey waah waah gaav tumhara ghar tumhara bahan tumhari aur dara mai raha hoon...
mai gusse se dekhte hue pucha -ab batao apne papa ko kya bhaiya ne aapke saath kabhi jabarjasti kiya hai...
rekha ko pata chal gaya ki usne haan bol diya to uska kya halat hoga...isliye wo boli-nahi papa...
uske baad mai renu bhabhi ko pakad kar le aaya-aap baato kya jo ramesh ne bola wo sach hai....
renu-nahi papa....
uske baad mai priya ka haath pakad kar le aaya-kya ramesh ne jo bola wo sach hai...
priya do minut sochi tabhi unko gayadhar ke bagal me roopvati dikhi jo gusse se ramesh ko dekh rahi thi....
priay-nahi nahi papa ramesh ji jo bol rahe hai wo galat hai...
mai-gayadhar ke pass jakar-itna hi nahi aap apni patni se puchiye kya mai galat ladka hoon...
tabho roopvati boli-bilkul nahi... suman to bahut hi achha bachha hai...
itna sunte hi chatttaakkkk chattttaaakkkkkkkk 2 thappad pada ramesh ko...
gayadhar-nalayak ek to koi kaam nahi karta baap ke apise par jita hai uspar bhi man nahi bhara to ghar me kalesh khada karta hai.... isbaar aane do...ballu ko...uske saath hi tu gujraat jayega...jab apni mehanat ki do roti kamayega tab pata chalega duniya daari kya hota hai..aur aaj ke baad tu ghar ke andar nahi bahar baramde me soyega..aur wahi khayega piyega...andar tabhi aayega jab priya bahu bulayegi...ghar ke andar tu dikh gaya to teri tand tod dunga... ab chal maafi maang in dono se...
ramesh-mai nahi mangunga...
gayadhar-thik hai to sun le aaj se tera khana pina band..jabtak maafi nahi mangega tab tak is ghar se ek boond paani bhi nahi milega tumko...
ramesh ke to halat kharab ho gaye...saale ne kahan socha tha aisa kuch hoga....ek baar wo gusse se apni biwi aur dono bahno ko dekha aur fir humdono se maafi mangkar bahar nikal gaya...
gayadhar-sorry beta jo bhi taklif hui uske liye maafi..aaplog to samajhdaar hai...hum ummid karte hai isse humare riste par koi asar nahi padega...
mai-arey nahi nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai wo to hai hi nalayak...aap to bahut achhe hai...
gayadhar-sach me roopvati ne sahi bola hai-tum bahut achhe ho...
ab sab log chalo chalo apna apna kaam karo... aur fir sab log apne apne kamre chale gaye wahi ramesh ghar ke baat apne gusse me pagal hue jaa raha tha...
ramesh-gusse me-saale sab dhokhebaaj hai...kisi ke gaand me dum nahi hai...saali meri biwi se lekar bahan ne sabne mujhe dhokha diya... mai sabko dekh lunga... sabko goli se maar dunga..nahi anhi poore ghar ko bam se uda dunga... ye sab wo badbada raha tha... aur gusse me idhar udhar tahal raha tha..
idhar gayadhar kuch der me fir se office ke liye nikal liye... aur roopvati aa gayi mere pass... aur wahi dusre room me aman bhai ka kandha daba rahi thi renu bhabhi wo bhi dar dar kar...
ab idhar ki baat karte hai...
roopvati mere room me mere saamne baithi hui thi..
roopvati-mai kya karoon apne bete ka kuch samajh me nahi aa raha...
mai-bahut asan hai...kheto ki jimmedari use de dijiye...jab din bhar kaam me busy rahega to aise ulte pulte kaam me dimag lagegahi nahi...ab din bahr ghar me rahta hai aram karta hai ...
roopvati-tum sahi bol rahe ho...aaj hi mai iske papa se baat karungi....
roopvati-tumko kahi chot to nahi aayi...
mai-arey nahi nahi jada chot to bhai ko aaya..mujhe to thoda sa paav me laga hai...
roopvati-kahan laga hai dikhao...
mai apna paint thoda sa uthaya... mujhe chot ghutno ke thoda niche laga tha..wahan laal ho gaya tha...
roopvati-mai haldi le kar aati hoon usse shaam tak thik ho jayega...
mai-uski jarurat nahi hai...
roopvati-kaise nahi hai....
aur fir wo gayi aur 10 minut me haldi ka lep le aayi jo mere chot wale jagah par laga di... mujhe bhi thoda raam mila...fir dopahar hua to khana khaya aur so gaya.....................
sham ko nind khula to ab paav me dard kaafi kam ho gaya tha..ye sba haldi ka kamal tha... socha ek baar roopvati se mil loon ki tabhi aman mere room me aaya...apne kandhe ko sahlate hue...
mai-kya ho gaya...
aman-lagta hai kandhe par kuch jada hi jor ka lag gaya...kandha akad gaya hai..2-3 din to lag hi jayega thik hone me...
mai-to kya karna hai ghar jana hai...
aman-soch raha hoon...
mai-to thik hai aaj bhar rook kar kal chale jana...
aman-haan yahi sahi rahega...
mai-waise mai soch raha tha aapka massage karwane ka rekha se raat me...
aman-na bhai chod de...
mai-aise kaise...saale ye sab mile hue hai....aaj ladayi ke samay maine dekha ye sab khush the....
aman-sach me...
mai-aur nahi to kya...
aman-tab to aaj raat bhi maze lekar hi jaunga...
mai-thik hai to abhi aram kar lo..raat me jagna hai... aur mai bhi soch liya aaj to saali is rekha ki aisi taisi na kar di to dekhna...sala jab mai pit raha tha to daant dikha dikha kar has rahi thi...raat me uski hasi nikalta hoon.... aur fir mai chal diya roopvati ke pass....
je baat, saale gandu ke saath sahi hua, jab bewi hi khud ke samne kisi gair mard ke samne maze se chude, isse badhiya saza kya ho shakti hain, aur waise bhi kutte ne bahut hi rulaya hain aman ko abhi nahin lagta hain kota pura hua hain.
waise yeh renu ke saath kya socha hain bhai, kyunki mujhe nahin lagta kee usse saste mein chhorna, kyunki saali jab in dono ko maar par rahi thee tab bare maze le rahi thee.
iske saath toh kuchh permanent solution nikalo aur kuchh aisa kee uske baad yeh khud kabhi aisa dobara na soche aisa karne ka.
waise sahi hain jab teeno kee kamjor nash haath lag chuki hain, warna agar wo teeno is mauke pe mukarti toh in becharo ka haal behal ho jana tay tha.
aaj kee raat kuchh lagta hainn bara dhamal hone wala hain. dekhte hain......