Update 102
ab intro de dete hai humare fufaji ke parivaar ka...
introduction
fufa-umra 45 saal-rajendar kumar-ek ganje lekin kafi hatte kathe vyakti..apne jmane me kafi achhe pahalwan the kusti lada karte the..
bua-umra-42 saal-rupa kumari-ek housewife hai ye..khubsurat bhi hai..na jada gori na kali..jaisa aksar log gaav me hote hai.. lekin tikhe nain naks..matlab sexy..
tani-umra 21 saal- ye bhi dikhne me kaafi hathi kathi hai sayad baap par gayi hogi lekin ye maa se thodi gori hai..
ab aate hai kahani par humlog jaise hi bahar pahuche ek ganja sa lekin kafi hatta kattha aadmi humare pass aaya..aur maa ko pranam kiya...ye hai humare fufa ji..maine bhi beman se pranam kiya... fir wo ek car me humlog ko baitha kar ek bade se society me le aaye...yahan to khub bade bade 6-6 mazilo(floor) ke ghar the sabke... wo hume lift se chouthe mazil par le gaye fir ek bell bajaya to gate khula...
kaafi saja hua ghar tha ye..aur gate kholne wali thi humari bua... inke ghar me sabse pahle hall tha jahan sofa table aur tv laga hua tha uske baad bich me ek galary jiske ek side kitchen aur bathroom dusre side do room aur last me saamne ek room tha...kul milakar ye ek 3bhk tha...maine bua ko pranam kiya to unki beti aayi jo humsabko pranam ki... uske baad maa ko bua lekar chali gayiaur didi ko tani aur hall me rah gaye mai aur fufa ji...
mai socha sala is gire hue aadmi se kya baat karu..
isliye chupchap baitha raha.......
mai kaafi der chup baitha raha to fufa ji bole...chalo beta bahar ghum kar aate hai...
mai-ji abhi thoda thak gaya hoon ...waise bhi mera man nahi tha jane ka uske saath...
fufa-thik hai beta aram karo..ye bolkar wo bhi chale gaye...bahar...
fir mai wahi baitha raha fir raat ho gaya sablog khana khaye ab baari tha sone ka to ye bhi decide ho gaya ki maa bua ek saath , didi tani ek saath bach gaya mai aur fufa to humdono ek saath...sala mera to mood hi kharab ho gaya lekin kya kare kismat ka khel hai sab..mai to bas mana raha tha jaldi se jaldi maa ka ilaz ho aur mai bhagu yahan se ... khair raat me soya man me hazar gaali dete hue ..
subah utha to fufa fir bola-chalo na beta kahi bahar ghum kar aate hai..
mai socha sala isko kya pada hai mujhe ghumane par tula hua hai...tabhi maa aa gayi aur boli-haa suman jab rajendar itne achhe se bol raha hai to ekbaar ghum aa.. tabhi wahan bua aa gayi jo nasta di.. humdon nasta kiye..lekin mera fufa ji ke saath jane ka bilkul bhi man nahi tha... fir bhi ab jana to tha hi.. to mai unko bola-aap niche chaliye mai aata hoon...wo sirf haan bolkar nikla gaye..
mai jaan bujh kar thoda samay lekar nikla taki kam se kam kuch der to door rahu us aadmi se..aur mai lift me pahucha...jo 4th floor par tha.. lift me gana bhi baj raha tha..
"sama hai suhana suhana" mai lift me ghusa aur ground button daba diya..aur wahi khada ho gaya... abhi lift third floor pe pahucha hi tha ki lift rook gaya mujhe laga mai niche aa gaya hoon aur mai bahar nikal gaya tab dekha sala ye to 3rd floor lag raha hai..aur idhar lift bhi band hokar niche chala gaya...
mai socha sala lift bhi aaj to dhokha de raha hai...
mai gusse me button dabaya aur badbadaya-sala jaisa mera fufa dhokhebaaj aur badmash waisa hi is building ka lift bhi dhokhebaaj aur badmash.. gana suna raha tha sama hai suhana suhan sala ghanta suhana hai ...fir lift aaya mai lift me ghusa aur achhe se dekh kar ground button dabaya.. lift ab band hone hi wala tha ki samne se ek ladki doudte hue aayi... wo ek half pant aur top me thi...hath me ek bag pair me high heel ki sandle..
aur lift me gaana bajne laga
"naina thag lenge thag lenge naina thag lenge
Jagte jaadu phukenge re
Jagte jagte jaadu
Neendein banjar kar denge
Naina thag lenge thag lenge"
mai sala aankh malne laga kyonki samne jo ladki aa rahi thi wo thi to half paint aur top me..lekin mujhe dikh rahi thi salwar samij me ..
aur mere ankhon se anshoon nikla aur mooh se bas ek hi shabd-nainaaaaaaaa...
aur wo doudte hue lift me ghus gayi..aur jaise hi meri najre uske najro se mili...mere dil me jo dard tha mere ankhon me jo ashu tha wo wo uske dil me aa gaya aur uske bhi ankhon se ashoon chalka... wo turant mood gayi aur lift ke sab button dabane lag gayi lekin lift to chalu ho chuka tha..aur wo jor jor se itne saare button dabane lagi gusse me...
wo meri taraf dekhna hi nahi chah rahi thi..aur maine jindagi me nahi socha tha ki kabhi naina mere saamne hongi...
mai bahut muskil se bola-naina mujhe maaf kar dena....
aur naina gusse me ghumi aur ek thappad mari mere gaal par chatttttttaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
naina gusse me boli-mujhe bhi.......aur tab tak lift rook gaya ground floor aa chuka tha aur wo gusse me wahan se nikla gayi apne ashoon pochte hue...
mai gusse me chillaya sala harami joginderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aur ek mukka mara lift me...lekin lift to tha lohe usko ghanta kuch hona tha ulat mere hi hath me jor se chot laga thoda sa cut bhi gaya... mai apne asoon pochte hue bhari man se bahar nikla...
aur mujhe dikh gaya mera fufa
mujhme gussa to bahut tha...
fufa-aa gaye beta tumhara hi intejaar kar rahe the..
mai sidha us se pucha-naina yahi rahti hai na isi building me...
fufa-anjaan bante hue-koun naina...
mai uska colar pakad liya...
mai-sala saram nahi aata hai tumko sabka jindagi barbaad karke poore parivaar ka naam kharab karke yahan aish aram se ji raha hai...aur yahan bhi naina ke piche pada hua hai... mera to man kar raha hai gala ghot ke yahi maar doon tumko...
fufaji-pahle kahi chalkar baat karte hai..yahan log aate jaate rahte hai...achha nahi lagega..yahan ladai mat karo...
mai-tum to sala ye naam ijjat in sab ka baat mat karo...
fufa-please ek baar meri baat sunlo fir tay karna...
mai-ka sune be..ka decide kare..yahi ki tumko mare kaise...tera kismat achha hai ki hum garib hai majboor hai nahi to tumsabka maa chod dete...
fufa-beta apne gusse ko control karo... aur chalo..ye bolkar wo chalne laga..
mai use do tin baar bola rukne ko lekin ruka hi nahi...
mai socha sun lete hai ka sunata hai ii..ek baar maa ka ilaz ho jaye sala jindagi bhar iska mooh nahi dekhenge...aisa ghatiya aadmi hai ye..saath hi mujhe is baat ka khushi tha ki naina sahi salamat hai...lekin dar tha ki kahi fir se ye koi kand na kar de...
aur rajendar aage aage chalte chlate ek park me aa gaya ye bahut khali tha...mai bhi uske piche piche aa gaya..
rajedar ek ped ke niche chav me ghass par baith gaya mai bhi uske pass baith gaya
mai-ab ka suru karo apni kahani sabha bulana padega stage banana padega ka tab doge bhasan..
fufaji-kahan se batana suru karu samajh nahi aa raha...
mai-sab chij suru se batao...ekdum suru se... wo bhi sach sach ...aisa nahi ki tel masala laga ke jhooth batana..
fufaji-thik hai to suno...
aage ki kahani rajendar ki jubani...
flashback...aaj se char saal pahle.......
mai apne gaav me kheti karta tha aur saath hi gaav me pahalwani bhi karta tha... mera humesha se sapna tha ki pahalwani me mai naam kamau paisa kamau lekin mai pahalwani me jada aage nahi jaa paya aur yahi haal hua joginder ka bhi..lekin paisa kamane ka lalach mujhme humesha se tha..aur mere saath hi pahalwani karta tha joginder...ye bhi paisa kamane ke liye pagal tha... hum log ki jab pahalwani ki umar bit gayi to gaav me kheti karne lag gaye isi ko kismat maankar..
lekin ek din joginder mere khet me aaya ...
joginder-kya bhai jindagi kheti me hi nikal doge ya kuch aur bhi irada hai..
mai-kya karoon yahi nasib hai sayad mera...
joginder-mai nasib badal sakta hoon tumhara agar tum mera saath do..
mai-kya karna hai...
joginder-kusti hi karni hai lekin haath kholkar...
mai-matlab...
joginder-chal mere saath...dikhata hoon...
aur fir wo mujhe sahar laya apne ghar aur ek raat wo mujhe ek jagah le gaya ye ek bada sa kamra tha jahan ladai ke liye bada sa ring bana hua tha..wahan ladai suru hua...is ladai me koi niyam nahi tha...koi kisi ko kaise bhi haath se kahi bhi maar sakta hai..jitne wale ko ek lakh milta tha...
do pahalwaan ring me lad rahe the aur bahar sab log unka utsaah badha rahe the kuch log satta bhi laga rahe the.... ye dekhkar mujhme lalch aa gaya....
mai socha- mai to gaav ka hatta kathaa pahalwan hoon aram se jeet sakta hoon...
mai joginder ko bola-mujhe bhi ladna hai isme...
joginder-soch le jitega to hi paisa milega...
mai-arey haan haan tu bas mera naam de de... aur joginder gaya aur mera naam de diya aur mai bhi fir chadh gaya ring me...
tan tan tannnn ki awaz ke saath ladai suru hua pahla aadmi tha to pahalwan lekin uski masal mere jaise majbbor nahi tha mai uske kandhe pe mukka se maar maar ke usko hara diya... mujhe turant usi samay joginder ek lakh rupya diya wo bhi nagad(cash) mai to itne paise dekhkar lalcha gaya aur ek round aur lada wo bhi jeet gaya.. ek raat me mere pass do lakh rupaye ho gaye... mai to khushi se fule nahi sama raha tha..
joginder-waah mere sher tu to abhi bhi bahut dumdaar hai...
mai-haan bas tu aise hi mujhe batata rah aisi ladai kahan kahan hota hai.. ek raat mai joginder ke pass ruka aur fir khushi khushi ghar aa gaya...
uske baad mai humesha joginder ko bolta rahta tha ki kabhi waisi ladai ho to jarur bulana...
karib 2-3 mahine baad ek din mai ghar me baitha tha ki jonginder ka phone aaya..
mai-hello joginder...
joginder-haan bhai ek ladai hai ladne ka 2 lakh milega..lekin ye thoda khatarnaak hai..
mai khushi se bola-arey khatra watra hum dekh lenge bolo kab aur kahan aana hai...
joginder humko ek pata diya ye sahar se thoda door tha lekin hum wahan uske bataye adde par pahuch gaye..wo mujhe andar le gaya...
yahan ka ring pahle se bada tha aur yahan log bhi thode jada aamir the..aur pahla ladayi mera hi tha.. unlogon ne mujhe kapda diya jo kapda ke naam par ek chaddi tha.. aur ek gandji.. mai pahankar ring me kood gaya..
lekin jab mai samne dekha shock ho gaya kyonki samne jo ring me aaya wo mard nahi tha..aur jab mai dhyan se dekha to sala wo aurat bhi nahi tha... uska upar nanga tha aur usko chota chote chuchi thi...
mai socha ab kya karun lekin ladna to padega hi..aur ladayi suru hua..mai usko kamjor samjha tha lekin wo kaafi majboot tha aur harami bhi. sala mere gaand ke hi piche pad gaya tha ...lekin mai us se bhi bahut muskil se apni ijjat bachaya aur jit gaya.. aur mujhe do lakh mila...paise pakar mai bahut khush ho gaya aur socha mard se ladu ya chakke se jabtak paise mil rahe hai tab tak thik hai...aur mera lalach aur badh gaya..
ek din mai ghar me baitha tha ki fir se joginder ka phone aaya..
mai-hello joginder bolo...
joginder-tum mere ghar aa jao kuch baat karna hai..
mai socha fir se koi ladai hoga paisa milega isliye mai khushi khushi uske ghar chala gaya..
jab mai uske ghar pahucha to wo mujhe apne pass baithaya..
joginder- bhai ek ladki ko kidnap karna hai agar tum madad karonge badle me 5 lakh milega...
mai-nahi nahi ye sab galat hai pahalwani ladai tak thik hai ye sab nahi..
joginder meri baat sunte hi rone laga...
joginder rote hue-arey bhai mai kisi aur ka nahi apne beti ka kidnaping plan kiye hai..
mai to ye sun kar sadme me aa gaya..
mai-tu pagal hai kya..
joginder-wo kya hai na ek raat mai ladai me gaya tha aur josh josh me 5 lakh laga baitha aur haar gaya..ab wo log bol rahe hai ya to 5 lakh do ya apni beti neha ko...
mai-ye gaalt hai tum unse time mango humlog kuch karenge..
joginder-wo log bahut bade log hai mujhe ek aadmi bola wo meri beti uthwane wale hai..isliye mai chahta hoon unse pahle hi apni beti ko kidnap karwa lunga ur fir ye gaav chod kar dilli chala jaunga...
mujhe us par daya aa gaya aur mai haan bol diya..
suman ye sunte hi apne fufaji ka gala pakad liya...
suman-tumko apna plan poora karna tha to karta isme naina ko bich me kyon laya bol...kyon laya usko...
fufaji-arey abhi baat suno to baat poora kahan hua hai...us din ke baad se aaj tak mai usi karam aur apne lalach ka saja bhog raha hoon...
suman gusse me apna haath jhatak diya aur bola-aage sunao..
