Aisa bolo na phir .. mere naam ke husband ko yane us gando ko kya bolu ..
Haan … haan baba us gandu ko mai kya bolu ..
Aaj pahli baar anu ne anup ko gaandu bola tha …anu aab rafaiq ke rang mai rangane lage thi ..
Tum hushayar ho kuch na kuch bologe muje pata hai ..
Itana mat chadao muje .. aise hoonto ko katoge to mai kya bolu .. us gaandu ko ..
Bol dena mera yaar rafiq ne mere iss hasin hontho ko chuva..isss wajah se iska aisa haal ho gaya ..
Achha ji .. mai aisa bolu ..
Haan ji ..
Aur phir usne bola mere hote hui tumane yaar kyon banaya
Bolana tum muje achhe se chodate nahi the iss liye maine yaar banaya … mere rafiq ji muje bahut achhe se chodate hai..
Dhat besharam .. mai aise kaise bol sakte hu anup ko
Bol dena
Agar bola aur usne kaha jao us rafiq ke paas ..mere ghar se naikal jao
To aa jao mere ghar ..
Tumare ghar
Haan
Mai kya karu aakar tumare ghar
Aa jao ..shade kar lenge hum …
Shade aur hum ..
Haan ..kar nahi sakte kya
Kar sakte hai na ..par
Par kya
Log kya kahenge
Logo ki maa ki chut .. wo to kahte hi rahte hai ..
Gahr pai tumare biwi aur bachhe bhi honge na
Hai na
To wo kya bolenge
Wo kuch nahi bolenge ..
Agar bola tha
Ek ek hi gaand marunga ..salo ne tume kuch kaha to
Anu ispar hasti hai
Itana pyar karte ho muje
Haan rani bahut pyar karta hu
kitane bachhe hai tumare
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matlab 5 log hai tumare ghar mai
haan
Kush rakhoge muje aapne ghar
Tume koi shaque hai kya
Shaque to nahi hai par
Par kya
Par kuch nahi
Bolo
Tumare aur mere umar mai itana diffrence hai .. aur hamara religion
To usse kya
Log baate banege
Logo se puch ke muje pyar kiya tha kya
Nahi
Phir
Phir bhi shadhi jara jada hi ho jayega ..
Kuch jada nahi hoga .. pyar kiya to darna kya hai .. shaadi karne hai matlab karne hai ..
Par shadi to tab jab anup ko pata chala aur usne muje aapne ghar se nikal ke fek diya aur baad mai main tumare ghar aaye to tab ..agar aisa nahi hua to shadi ki kya jaroorat .. matlab mai isse gahr mai rahunge aur tum yaha aate rahoge
Tab rafiq ko ek idea aata hai
Parso tere aur us gaandu ki wedding anniversy hai na
Haan ..uska kya
Us din hum shade kar lenge ..
Kya ????
Aisa jor se chilate hai ..
Tum pagal ho gaye ho kya ..
Kyon
Us din party rakhi hai mere husband ne .. kitane sare mehman aayenge ..
To achha hai na itane sare logo ke samne hamare shade honge aur phir suhagraat
Rafiq ji tum na complete pagal ho .. itane sare guest ke samne kaise shade possible hai .. unko pata chal jayega ..to mere izzat ka kuchunbur ho jayega ..
Nahi hoga ..
Wo bhala kaise ..
Wo kisi ko kuch pata nahi chalega par us ke liye muje ek helper chahiye ..
Tab chehare par halkisi smile karte hui kahte hai ..
Hai na tumare disha ..
Are mai us raand ko bhul hi gaya ..
Usko mai call karta hu abhi ..
Haan kar lo
Tu ready hai na
Tab anu sharmate hui kahte hai ..
Maine kab aap ko kis baat ke liye mana kiya hai par
Aab par kya
Aap kaise kar paoge itane sare longo ke samne …aur
Aur kya mere rani
Aapne baho mai anu ko lete hui kahta hai
Anu niche gardan karte hui sharmate hui kahti hai ..
Anup ke hote hui aapni suhagrrat kaise karenge ..
Tab use aapne baho mai leke use kiss karte hui kahta hai
Us gaandu ko kuch pata nahi chalga .. us din haal mai uske hote hui tuje kiss kiya ..tuje nanga kiya ..hamane itane sare maje kiye use kuch pata nahi chala ..
Haan wo bhi hai .. aap disha ko call karo.. Aise chizo mai uska dimag bahut chalta hai .. uske paas kuch idea hoga ..
Haan
Bol ke rafiq disha ko video call karta hai ..
Rafiq ka call aate hi disha ke chehare par smile aa jati hai aur wo turant call utati hai … call uatate hi wo dekh leti hai anu rafiq ke baho mai hai ..anu ke baal bikhare hui hai ..anu ke labo ka lipstick rafiq ke kale hontho par laga hua hai .. tab disha nakhara karte hui kahti hai ..
Tere Anu rani hote hui muje kyon call kar rahe ho..
Bas tere yaad aa gaye is liye call kiya
Bhabhi ko aapne baho mai leke muje kah rahe ho tere yaad aa gaye is liye call kiya .. batamij aadmi ..
Anu - jalan ho rahe hai kya disha tuje
Mai kyon jalu bhabhi .. aap aur aap ka aashique maje kare ..muje kya karna hai usse
Anu - aisa kya mere pyare nanad rani
Haan bhabhi
A- waise hum kuch maje nahi kar rahe hai disha .. bas kitchen mai aise hi khade hai
Muje to nahi lagta aap log aise hi khade honge ..aur dikh bhi nahi raha hai
A- bus inone muje aapne baho mai liya hua hai
Wo to dikh raha hai ..aap ke baal bikhare hui hai .. aap ke hoonto ki lipstick aapke unke hoonto pai lage hui hai ..
Tum to jante ho na disha inki aadat ..mere paas aate hi ye kuch na kuch harkat karte hai …
Haan wo muje pata hai bhabhi ..aap log batao muje phone kyon kiya
R - aisa ki kiya
Muje pata hai rafiq ji aap ke anu rani aap ke paas hote hui aap muje aise hi call nahi karoge .. kuch idea chahiye hoga
Waise tu smart hai raand
Boliye
Tum kab aane wale ho yaha
Tab thoda gusse se disha kahte hai
Kuch bhi ho jai mai nahi aane wale.. Tum dono maje karo
Tuje aana padega
Nahi bola na to nahi.. Bhabhi samjao na aapne aashique ko
A - pahle inki baat to suno
D - sunao aap ke unki baat bhabhi
R - tu aise kaise bahan hai jo aapne bhai ki maarrige anniversary nahi janati
Ohh no.. I forget.. Parso hai na..
Rafiq - Aur tune aapne bhai ko maarige anniversary ke din business tour pai bhej diya
Aapne bola bhi kya rachna ko
Haan
Aap ko bhi bahut jalde hai aapne rani k saath raat bitane ki
Khud idea dete ho aur aab muje bol rahi hai
A - aab tum dono ka jagda choro aur aab kya karna hai ye batao
Kya karna hai matlab bhabhi .. Aap ko aapni marriage anniversary bhaiyya ke saath hi manani padege..
A - hmmmm
R - to
D- to Plan canceal.. Rachna ko call kar ke rafiq ji aap plan canceal bol do.. Maarige anniversary ke baad rakho aise bol do..
A - Tab tak kirti aa jayege..
Bhabhi aap ko bhi bahut ichha hai kya aapne yaar ke saath ek hafta bitane ko
A- Tu baate mat bana.. Solution de..
Solution kya dena hai.. Kirti ko bolo ek hafte ya jo bhi din hai utane din ke baad aana bol ke
Haan mai waise bolti hu..
Bolo bolo
Par disha marriage anniversary ka inka kuch alag hi plan hai
Kya hai aap ke inka plan
Wo mere saath suhagraat manana chaahate hai..
Oohh my god..
R - Idea dena kuch
Nahi ho sakta..
R - Soch na raand
Tum dono kuch soch nahi sakte kya.. Muje hamesha bolte ho
A - idea hai par tu me yaha aana padega
D - Haan ha.. Mere bhai ke wedding anniversary ko mai jarror aaunge .. par idea kya hai ..
Tab anu chehare par smile late hui kahte hai ..
Pahle wo mere saath shade karenge aur phir suhagraat ..
Kya ? bhabhi aap ko kya ho gaya hai …ye to pakka pagal hai par aap aise paglo jaise baate kar rahe ho
R - mai pagal hu
D- haan
A- pagal jaise baate nahi hai disha .. plan foolproof hai par uske liye tume yaha rahna padega
D- mai waha to aane wali hi hu..
R - to tum hame help karoge na
D- mai tumare liye nahi aa rahi .. bhaiyya ke liye aa rahi hu .. tum dono pagal ho … aapna pagalpan karte raho .. muje kya ..
R - to tum help nahi karoge
D- kabhi nahi ..not ..never ..
R- karo na help .. aisa kyon kar rahe ho ..
D- bhaad mai jao tum dono …mai kuch nahi kar sakte tum dono ke liye
Anu- please disha
D- bahbhi aap itana kyon utawali ho rahe ho iss daffar se shade karne ko …
Aisa kahne se rafiq ko bahut gussa aa jata hai ..
A- muje nahi pata mai aisa kyon kar rahi hu .. ye sahi hai ya galat .. ye bhi muje pata nahi hai .. aur uski fikar bhi nahi hai muje .. par mai aapne rafiq ji ke saath shade karna chahati hu .. unki begum banana chahati hu .. aur mai chahate hu tum is mai mere help karo ..
D- bhabhi shaadi unse karte hai jo aapne se pyar karta hai
a- rafiq ji muj se bahut pyar karte
wo aap se nahi .. aap ke hasin badan se wo pyar karta hai ..
a- aisa kuch nahi hai .. tum galat ho rafiq ji ke bare mai ..
d- achha
a- tum mere help karoge ya nahi
d- thik hai bhabhi aap itane hi despreate ho to mai help karunge aap ko ..
Anu - thank you .. muje tumse yahi umeed thi …
Disha - welcome ..bhabhi