UPDATE 26
Avi-sorry , par hasi mazak to chalenga na
reshma-haa , lekin ek limit me
Avi-limit cross ho gayi to tum bata dena
reshma-bata dungi
aur reshma ne muze lunch ke liye invite kiya
reshma ke jate main bathroom me jaker muth marne ka soch raha tha
par socha ki ab to reshma ki choot me veerye dalunga
Ab Aage :-
reshma mere sath rahne se apna akela pan bhul gayi thi
usko to mera mazak karna bhi pasand aa raha tha
2 din me ham best friend ban gaye
main reshma ko mazak mazak me chedne bhi lag jata
mera ab tak ka plan kaamyab ho gaya tha
bas dire dire reshma ke karib aana tha
aaj to lunch karte huye reshma ke akwlepan ka pata bhi laga lunga
aaj to reshna ke hanto ka khana milenga
main to bas reshma ke call ka intzar kar raha tha
dopehar me reshma ka call bhi aa gaya
reshma se milne ke liye to main hamesha tayyar rahta hu
jab se reshma se bate suru huyi tab se office pe dyan hi nahi diya
wo sab reshma ke baho me aate cover kar lunga lekin abi to reshma ko jada ahmiyat de raha tha
reshma ne jaldi khana bana liya
reshma kisi ko apne ghar nahi bhulati thi
lekin mere liye ab kohi rok tok nahi thi
muze reshma ke liye gift lekar jana chaiye tha lekin achanak lunch ka program bana to kuch kar
bhi nahi sakta tha
reshma ne dining table par khana lagane ke bad call kiya
pir bhi main jada se jada samay reshma ke sath rahna pasand karunga
Avi-khane ki smell to badiya aa rahi hai
reshma-tum pir suru ho gaye ,
Avi-kya karu tume dekta hu to bas tarif karne ka dil karta hai
reshma-matlab tumari tarif kabi kabhi zuti bhi hoti hai
Avi-galat , abi to khane ki smell se mere muh me pani aa raha hai
reshma-to der kis bat ki hai
Avi-khana laga do , aaj to ungli kha lunga ,
reshma-kiski , meri ya apni
Avi-khana testy hua to tumare hanto ko choom lunga
reshma-to thappad khane ko bhi tayyar rahna
Avi-ek kiss ke liye to hazaro thappad kha lu
reshma-aise bato se kitno ko pattaya hai
Avi-tum patt gayi to , tum pahali aur aakri rahogi
reshma-bachu main shadi suda hu
Avi-to kya hua , muze chal jayenga
reshma-tumse to bat karna hi bekaar hai
aur reshma ne do plate me khana laga liya
pneer ki sabji thi khane me
mere manpasand khana dekte muh me sach me pani aa gaya
Avi-paneer ki har sabji meri fav hai
reshma-main ne banaya to paneer tumara fav ban gaya
Avi-zut nahi bol raha hu , chaho to meri maa se phone par bat karvau
reshma-nahi rahne do ,
aur main ne reshma ne banaye huye khane ka taste liya
paneer muh me jate ankhe band karke teast ka sawad lene laga
reshma to muze dekti rah gayi
reshma samaj gayi ki muze uska khana pasand aa gaya
pahla nivala khate main ne reshma ke hant ko pakad kar choom liya
reshma dekti rah gayi
Avi-tumne mere maa ki yaad dila di , vahi teast , vahi pyar tha is khane me
pyar bolna jaruri tha
reshma-bas bas aur jada tarif karoge to mera pet bhar jayenga
Avi-sach me reshma tumare hanto me jadu hai ,
reshma-tume mera khana sach me pasand aaya ya muze khush karne ke liye bol rahe ho
Avi-meri maa ki kasam , ab tak khaya hua best khana hai ye
reshma mere tarif karne se khush ho gayi
Avi-khas khas tumari shadi na huyi hoti to main tumse shadi karta , aur roj tumare khane ki tarif
karta , aur roj muze teasty kjana khane ko milta
reshma- kuch bhi
Avi- tum khud kha kar deko , ruko main hi khilata hu
aur main ne ek nivala reshma ki taraf badaya
reshma muze dekti rah gayi par usne mere hant se nivala kja liya
meri bate aur mere hanto se khana khate sunte reshma ke ankhion me assu aa gaye
reshma apne aasu chupane lagi par main ne dek liye aasu
Avi-sorry , mere vajse tumare ankhion me aasu aa gaye
reshma-ye aasu tumare vajse nahi meri kismat ke vajse aaye hai
Avi-kyu kya hua
reshma-ek tum ho jo mere khane ki tarif kar rahe ho aur ek mera husband hai jis ne kabhi ye bhi
nahi kaha ki khana acha bana hai , bas bhulkad ki tara khata hai aur ye bhi nahi puchta ki main ne
khana khaya ki nahi
Avi-shayad tumari kismat me yahi likha ho
reshma-pata nahi kyu mere kismat aisi hai
Avi-tumara husband yaha nahi hai to bhul jav ki tum shadi susga ho , aur apni life ko enjoy karo
reshma-kya matlab
Avi-tum ye chup chap ghumsum rahna band karo , deko 2 din me tum har pal hasti aa rahi ho
reshma-jab se tumari dost bani hu tab se hasna bhi shik gayi hu
Avi-dost hote hai hasane ke liye , aur tum.na haste huye aur khubsurat lagti ho
reshma-par kya faiyada aisi khubsurti ka , jiske liye hai wo to bahot dur jake baita hai ,
Avi-aisa mat kaho , khubsurti ko aise barbad mat karo
reshma-to kya karu
Avi-main hu na
reshma-kya ?
Avi-muzse dosti ki hai to mere sath jina suru karo , deko main tume kabhi rone nahi dunga
reshma-thanks
Avi-ab ek pyari si smile do , ek katil smile bhi de sakti ho ya pir sexy smile bhu de sakti ho ya pir
zuti smile bhi kar sakti ho
reshma-bas bas , varna has has kar mera pet dukh jayenga
Avi-abi to aur type hai smile ke
reshma-tum kya ek din me hasa kar jana chahte ho
Avi-sach kahu to jab mumbai me aaya to socha ki jaldi vapas jaunga , lekin jab se tumse mila hu
to socha ki ab yahi rahunga
reshma-mere liye
Avi-dost ke liye
reshma-thanks
Avi-vaise tumari shadi aarange marriage thi
reshma-haa ,
Avi-tum itni.kubsurat ho to.kohi acha ladka nahi mila
reshma-mere mmummy papa ne bina puche shadi tay kar di , paise dek kar shadi huyi
Avi-jane do ,, ab main aa gaya hu na , tumara husband tume paise denga aur main tume khushi
dunga
reshma-iska galat matlab to nahi haina
Avi-nahi , ager hame galti karni ho to ek dusare se sahmati se karenge
reshma-matlab galti karna chahate ho
Avi-tum haa kaho to
reshma-nahi
Avi-to bat khatam , chalo khana khate hai , tumari aur tarif karni hai
reshma-pir nahi khaungi main khana , tumare tarif se mera pet har jata hai
Avi-vaise pata hai aise tarif hemsha ladki ko patttane ke liye karte hai
reshma-pata hai
Avi-tume bura nahi lagta ya doubt nahi hota muz pe
reshma-shadi ke bad ab hasne lagi hu to rona suru kyu karu
Avi-nice answer
reshma-vaise tum mere bareme bahot puch rahe ho kuch apne bareme batav
Avi-mere ghar me mata pita hai ek bada bhaiya bhabhi hai , bhabhi jaldi.maa banegi , mei ek
girlfrend hai , jis se 2 saal bad shadi karunga , uska naam.mala hai
reshma-ek bar me sab kuch bata diya
Avi-mere bareme jaan kar jada time waste nahi karna chahta tha
reshma-to tum mala se shadi karoge
Avi-haa
reshma-ager main divorce lu aur kahu ki tumse shadi karna chahti ho to kya kahoge
Avi-deko sach bolunga , main mala se pyar karta hu , uski jaga kohi nahi le sakti , shadi mala se hi
karunga
reshma-tum meri itni tatif karte ho pir bhi
Avi-ager tum mala se pahele milti to jarur tumse shadi karta , lekin sach yahi hai ki.main mala ko
pyar karta hu
reshma-matlab main safe hu , tum se muze kohi khatra nahi hai
Avi-to is liye pucha muze laga tumare dil me mere liye kuch kuch ho raha hai
reshma-dek rahi thi ki tum kya kahoge , tumne jo jawab diya wo bahot kam log jawab dete hai
Avi-sach bolna acha rahta hai ,
reshma-mala lucky hai
Avi-kyu ?
reshma-ase hi
Avi-aise hi kuch nahi hota
reshma-tume itne ache ho ki tumari biwi bahot lucky hongi
Avi-tum bhi lucky ho jo mera jaisa dost mila hai
reshma-acha , main nahi ,tum lucky ho jo meri jaisi tost mili hai
Avi-to is bat pe drink ho jaye
reshma-main drink nahi karti
Avi-red wine
reshma-kabhi kabhi ,
Avi-tume kisi din dinner par le jaunga
reshma-main ne lunch pe bhulaya to tum dinner par le jayoge
Avi-haa , chalogi
reshma-jab le jana chaho tab le jana
aur ham aise khana khate huye bate larne lage
reshma apne shadi ki bate bata kar bhauk bhi ho rahi thi
khana khane ke bad ham.kafi der tak bate karne lage
reshma ko.muzse bat karna acha lag raha tha
jab se muzse mili hai tab sw uske chehare ki hasi vapas aa gayi hai
ab deko puri tara se badal gayi hai reshma
usko pata hai ki main danger hu to usne puch liya ki mera irada kya hai
reshma mere bahot karib aa rahi rhi
reshma ki bate kabhi kabhi aise lagti jaise wo muze like karne lagi hai
reshma ko mera sath bahot pasand tha
ab to ham roj jogging ki.jate
vaha to reshma meri wife jaise rahti
usko ab uncle aunty ki bate achi lagti
ham to uske samne pati patni jaise rahte
uske bad hasi mazak karte us bat par
muze to jogging vala part acha lagta kyu ki us samay reshma meri biwi ban jati thi