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Mast update h bhaiUPDATE 2
Laxmi ko hum chod chuke the
Aur ab uski behen shanti ki baari thi
Lekin abhi usmein waqt tha
Hum abhi Apne asli roop mein the
Ab hum bhale hi 10 saal jail mein rahe ho
Lekin humein har baat pata thi
Ki duniya mein kya chal raha hai
I mean humein sab kuchh pata tha
Aur aage kya karna hai
Yeh bhi humne socha hua tha
Well ab hum apradhi banne waale the
Toh dhamaka toh hona hi chahiye
Lekin hum us tarah kka apradhi nahi banna tha
Jisse log nafrat karein
Na na na
Humein banna tha aisa apradhi
Jisse log darein
Chahe woh achche ho ya bure
Toh hum pahunch gaye
Sheher ke sabse bade randikhane mein
Ek aisi jagah jahan aurto aur ladkiyo ko use kiya jaata tha
Kuch majburi mein karti thi
Kuchh paiso ke liye
Waise hum yahan do kaam se aaye the
Pehle humein yahan ki ladkiyo ki jarurat thi
Aur dusra jis ladki ko jamna bai bech rahi thi
Uske maalik hum the
Jamna bai yahan ki Malkin thi
Abhi hum usi ke paas baithe hue the
Badi khubsurat thi jamna bai
Jamna bai usi ladki ka sauda kar rahi thi
Kisi paise waale aadmi se
Woh ladki Nashe mein thi
Jamna bai ke saamne ek chaaku rakhkha hua tha
Jissse fruit kaata jaata tha
Humne woh uthaya aur jamna bai ke gale pe chala diya
Wahan khade sab log hairaan reh gaye
Ek tarah se unki gaand fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Jamna bai ke gunde apne hatho mein gun mein liye
Idhar udhar Dekh rahe the
Tabhi hum apni jagah se uth gaye
Aur ek aadmi ke paas gaye
Aur uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Usne apni gun Apne sathi ki taraf kiya
Aur use goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke uske sathi hairan reh gaye
Phir humne dusre aadmi ke sar pe hath rakh diya
Usne bhi wohi kiya
Aur aisa karte karte jamna bai ke saare aadmi maare gaye
Hum chahte toh inhein chutki bajate hi khatam kar dete
Lekin Humein logo ki ankho mein dar dekhna bahut achcha lagta tha
Uske baad humne chaaku liya
Aur jo aadmi us ladki ko dekhne aaya tha
Humne uske gale pe chaaku rakh diya
Uska naam ratan laal tha
Hum invisible hi the tab se
Woh rone laga
Main..dar bhi kya cheez hai
Kuchh der pehle woh ladki apni aabru ke liye ro rahi thi
Aur ab tum apni jaan ke liye ro rahe ho
Ratan...rote hue..tum kya ho
Main..humara naam mental hai
Aur ab is duniya pe humara raaj hoga
Ab jaiyye yahan se
Warna yeh chaaku aapki gaand mein daal denge
Ratan.. tumhein pata nahi hai kya
Main saleem bhai ka aadmi hoon
Main..saleem bhai ko keh dena
Uski maa chodke uska bhai paida karne mental aagaya hai
Yeh bolke humne uska ek kaan kaat Diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh wahan se bhaag gaya
Uske baad hum us room mein gaye jahan baaki ladki thi
hum un sabke saamne aagaye
Woh sab humein dekhke hairan reh gayi
Main..humara naam mental hai
Tabhi Unmein se ek ladki boli
Madarchod apna kaam kar na
Jyada maseeha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Humne yahan se bhaagne ki bhi koshish ki
Toh hum maare jayenge
Humne use dekha
Saleem ki randi thi haramzaadi
Har randi khane mein saleem ne ek aisi ladki ko rakhkha hua tha
Jo baaki sabko batati thi
Ki agar unhone woh nahi kiya
Jo saleem chahta hai
Toh saleem unke saath kya kya karega
Hum us ladki ki taraf badhne lage
Woh ladki peechhe jaane lagi
Hum uske paas pahunch gaye
Aur uska gala pakadke utha diya humne
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Jab tak usne dum nahi tod diya
Humne uska gala nahi chhoda
Main..toh hum keh rahe the
Ki humara naam mental hai
Aur hum chahte hain
Ki aap sab humare sath chaliye
Zindagi mein kabhi aap sabko apna jism nahi bechna padega
Jitne paise chahiye hum aapko denge
Tabhi unmein se ek aur ladki aage aayi
Aur boli
Matlab tum hum sabko apni personal randi banana chahte ho
Yeh sunke hum hans diye
Main..nahi nahi
Hum aisa kuchh nahi karne waale
Agar aap sab humare sath chalengi
Tab hum aap sabko dikhayenge
Ki hum kya chahte hain
Yeh sunke woh sab ek dusre ko dekhne lagi
Kareeb 50 ladki thi woh sab
Woh sab yeh soch rahi thi
Ki agar unhone mana kar diya
Toh yeh humein bhi maar daalega
Woh sab humein aise dekhne lagi
Jaise hum koi paagal ho
Paagal toh hum hain
Apni powers ka use karke Puri duniya ke maalik ban sakte hain
Lekin hum aisa nahi karna chahte hain
Sabne haan kar diya
Phir sabko humne ek dusre ka hath pakadne ko bola
Sabne waisa hi kiya
Hum bahar aaye
Aur us ladki ko utha liya god mein
Aur phir wapas room mein chale gaye
Aur phir hum sab gayab ho gaye wahan se
Jaise hi woh sab wahan pahunchi
Un sabko yakeen nahi hua
Woh sab humein dekhne lagi
Main..sabke liye alag alag room hai
Wahan tum sabke liye kapde hain
Kuchh der mein tum sabko khana mil jaayega
Iske badle mein aapko kya chahiye
Ek ladki boli
Tum sabki wafadari
Kisi ne tumhare jism ko touch bhi kiya
Toh use Hum is duniya se mita denge
Lekin aap kya chahte hain
Dusri ladki boli
Main..ladki agar tumhein yahan rehna hai
Toh ek baad yaad rakhna
Humse sawal karna apni maut ko daawat dena.hai
Agar tumhein manzoor nahi hai
Ja sakti ho yahan se
Yeh sunke woh ladki apna munh neechi kar li
Uske baad hum sab wahan se gayab ho gaye
Woh ladki abhi bhi humari god mein thi
Humne use ek bed pe lita diya
Main..hosh mein aao zoya
Humein tumse baat karni hai
Yeh sunte hi woh ladki hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Humne apne hont uske honto pe rakh diya
Aur uske baad use dekhne lage
Aur Jaise hi woh humein dekhi
Use bahut bada jhatka laga
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh humare gaal ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Ki hum asal mein hain
Ya woh koi sapna dekh rahi hai
Aur jab use yakeen hua
Zoya..rote hue..oh my lord of darkness
Yeh bolke usne humare pure chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Uske baad woh humse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Hum uske sar ko sehlane lage
Main..kyun ro rahi ho
Ab hum aagaye hain
Tumhein ab kabhi khudse door nahi Karenge
Zoya ek baar humari taraf dekhi
Tabhi wahan ek ladki Prakat hui
Zoya ne jaise hi us ladki ko dekha
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh ladki chalte hue humare paas pahunch chuki thi
Zoya ke jabde buri tarah se bheench gaye the
Woh ladki jhuki
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se laga di
Aur humein pure josh ke sath kiss karne lagi
Humne uski kamar ko pakda
Aur kheenchke Apni god mein bitha liya
Woh ladki humein kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Uski khubsurti bayan nahi kar sakte the hum
Kareeb 10 minutes ho chuke the
Humein use kiss karte hue
Na woh humse alag ho rahi thi
Na hum usse
Zoya ne humara collar pakda
Aur humara munh apni taraf kar liya
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se jod di
Ab zoya jo thi
Chhodiye thoda suspence bhi rehna chahiye
Humne zoya se kiss tod diya
Kyunki woh behosh hone waali thi
Ab zoya jo thi abhi bhi insaan hi thi
Use uski powers nahi mili thi
Main.. toh tum aahi gayi fiona
Aur aate hi tumne kayi insaano ki jeevan shakti ko nigal gayi
Jaise hi fiona ne humari ankho mein dekha
Dar se kaanpne lagi
Main..just joking
Tumne unhein kyun maara hai
Yeh baat humein pata hai
Fiona..aap kabse majak karne lage
Main..hum toh shuru se Majakiya hain
Yeh bolke humne fiona ke boobs daba diye
Fiona uchhal padi
Aur zoya sharma gayi
Main..zoya kiss your sister
Zoya humari taraf dekhi
Aur Uske baad fiona ko
Fiona use dekhke muskura rahi thi
Zoya ne bina kuchh kahe fiona ke honto pe kiss kar diya
Main..yeh hui na baat
Ab hum chalte hain
Fiona..is galaxy ko kab khatam karenge
Main..kabhi nahi
Yeh ab humara Ghar hai
Zoya..main bhi chalungi aapke sath
Main..tumne agar Dekh liya
Toh tum humse nafrat karogi
Zoya..main aapki puja karti hoon
Aap mere lord hain
Aur apne lord se main kabhi Nafrat nahi kar sakti
Fiona..lord main bhi aapke sath chalungi
Main..koi galat harkat nahi karna
Yeh bolke humne apne baap ka roop le liya
Fiona..achcha hai
Ab main aapko bolungi
Yes daddy
Zoya..kameeni
Fiona..thank you sis
Main tumhari tarah nahi hoon
Jo man mein chudne ke khyal ho
Aur zubaan pe tauba tauba
I love my lord
Main..chup raho
Yeh sunke fiona chup ho gayi
Uske baad hum wapas apne asli roop mein aagaye
Hum un dono ka hath pakda
Aur pahunch gaye apne baap ke ghar
Ek maid ne gate khola
Uski age 40 saal hogi
Uski maa ke marne ke baad
Humari maa ne use apne ghar mein rakh liya tha
Use humari maa ne kabhi naukrani nahi samjha
Lekin yeh haramzaadi laxmi
Maid..jee kahiye
Kisse milna hai aapko
Main.. Apne munne ko bhool gayi kya
Yeh sunte hi uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur woh humein dekhne lagi
Malini..baba aap jail se kab chhute
Main..aaj hi chhute hain
Ab andar bhi aane dogi ki nahi
Yeh sunke malini humein raasta di
Hum andar ghus gaye
Jaise hi vidya divya aur payal ne humein dekha
Vidya..kaun ho tum aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
Main..apne bhai ko bhool gayi
Behna
Hum hai karan Rajput
Laxmi kitchen mein thi
Uske hath se kuchh chhut gaya
Laxmi daudte hue wahan aagayi
Laxmi..tujhe security waalo ne andar kaise ghusne diya
Main..hi stepmom
Laxmi.. cheekhte hue.. guards
Main..chillao mat
Humare baap ne yeh poori property ab humare naam kar di hai
Ab yahan ke maalik hum Hain
Jyada chillayi na
Toh saman samet bahar fenkwa denge
Yeh sunte hi vidya mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maarne ki koshish ki
Tabhi Zoya ne uska hath pakad liya
Zoya..agar dobara tune inpe hath uthane ka socha bhi
Toh tujhe main ehsaas dilaungi
Ki jahannum ki aag kaisi hoti
Divya..didi isse behes karne se kya fayda
Aap papa ko hi phone karke puchh lo
Yeh sunke vidya ne apne baap ko phone laga diya
Main..kaaki hum Apne room mein ja rahe hain
Humare liye lassi bana dijiye
Yeh bolke hum room mein aagaye
Aur phir apni jeb se phone nikaalke
Hello kiye
Main..kya hua meri bachchi
Vidya..yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aapne apni saari property karan ke naam kar di
Woh kutta yahan aagaya hai
Main.. tameez se baat karo
Tumhara bada bhai hai woh
Vidya..woh kutta mera koi nahi hai
Samjhe aap
Aapne aisa kyu. Kiya
Main.. shayad tum bhool gayi ho
Ki yeh ghar uski maa ka hai
Yeh jitni bhi zameen jaydad hain
Uski maa ke hain
Jo humne use wapas kar diye
Vidya.. lekin apni company ko maine Apni mehnat se is mukaam tak pahunchaya hai
Main use woh nahi dungi
Main..jo ho chuka hai
Use main badal nahi sakta
Aur dobara call.mat karna
Yeh bolke humne phone kaat diya
Fiona..unhein maar kyun nahi dete hain
Zoya..haan jaise ki zindagi mein kuchh aur toh hai hi nahi
Suna nahi kya
Woh sab inki behne hain
Fiona..apni thodi hain
Zoya..tu bhi toh meri apni nahi hai
Toh kya tujhe kabhi kaha maine
Ki tu meri sister nahi hai
Fiona..lord isse keh DIJIYE
Yeh kuchh jyada hi bolne lagi hai
Main..agar jhagda kiya
Toh dobara wohin bhej dunga jahan se aayi ho
Vidya ne phone deewaar pe de maara
Laxmi dharmesh ko gandi gandi gaali diye ja rahi thi
Laxmi..kutte ka jana
Property mere naam pe hai
Aur yeh kutta us harami ko dega
Aur laxmi ne phone laga diya apni maa ko
Laxmi..maa karan wapas aagaya hai
Aur is haramzaade ne uske naam sab kuchh kar diya
Nani..tu chinta mat kar beti
Aarahi hoon
Tere dono jeeja ko leke
Aaj in dono baap beto ka
Kissa hi khatam kar dete hain
Tu bas apni betiyo ko kahin bhej de
Ek din ke liye
Laxmi..haan maa main in teeno ko farmhouse bhej dungi
Tum jaldi se jeeja jee ko leke aajao...
Aane dijiye us chhinaal budhiya ko
Dono maa beti ko ek sath chodenge
Budhiya hai toh kya hua
Gaand toh dono maa beti ki kunwari hi hai
Haramzaadi humein thikane lagayegi
Aur uske dono damad
Unhein toh fiona hi dekh legi
Malini humare liye lassi le aayi
Main..aaj bhi aapke hatho mein wohi jaadu hai
Malini..baba yeh dono kaun hain
Main..humari dost hain
Zoya..jee yeh hum dono ke maalik hain
Fiona..yep
He is my daddy
Fiona ki baat sunke zoya use ghurne lagi
Main..are aap jaiye in dono ki majak karne ki aadat hai....
achchha misran hai bhi jee.UPDATE 2
Laxmi ko hum chod chuke the
Aur ab uski behen shanti ki baari thi
Lekin abhi usmein waqt tha
Hum abhi Apne asli roop mein the
Ab hum bhale hi 10 saal jail mein rahe ho
Lekin humein har baat pata thi
Ki duniya mein kya chal raha hai
I mean humein sab kuchh pata tha
Aur aage kya karna hai
Yeh bhi humne socha hua tha
Well ab hum apradhi banne waale the
Toh dhamaka toh hona hi chahiye
Lekin hum us tarah kka apradhi nahi banna tha
Jisse log nafrat karein
Na na na
Humein banna tha aisa apradhi
Jisse log darein
Chahe woh achche ho ya bure
Toh hum pahunch gaye
Sheher ke sabse bade randikhane mein
Ek aisi jagah jahan aurto aur ladkiyo ko use kiya jaata tha
Kuch majburi mein karti thi
Kuchh paiso ke liye
Waise hum yahan do kaam se aaye the
Pehle humein yahan ki ladkiyo ki jarurat thi
Aur dusra jis ladki ko jamna bai bech rahi thi
Uske maalik hum the
Jamna bai yahan ki Malkin thi
Abhi hum usi ke paas baithe hue the
Badi khubsurat thi jamna bai
Jamna bai usi ladki ka sauda kar rahi thi
Kisi paise waale aadmi se
Woh ladki Nashe mein thi
Jamna bai ke saamne ek chaaku rakhkha hua tha
Jissse fruit kaata jaata tha
Humne woh uthaya aur jamna bai ke gale pe chala diya
Wahan khade sab log hairaan reh gaye
Ek tarah se unki gaand fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Jamna bai ke gunde apne hatho mein gun mein liye
Idhar udhar Dekh rahe the
Tabhi hum apni jagah se uth gaye
Aur ek aadmi ke paas gaye
Aur uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Usne apni gun Apne sathi ki taraf kiya
Aur use goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke uske sathi hairan reh gaye
Phir humne dusre aadmi ke sar pe hath rakh diya
Usne bhi wohi kiya
Aur aisa karte karte jamna bai ke saare aadmi maare gaye
Hum chahte toh inhein chutki bajate hi khatam kar dete
Lekin Humein logo ki ankho mein dar dekhna bahut achcha lagta tha
Uske baad humne chaaku liya
Aur jo aadmi us ladki ko dekhne aaya tha
Humne uske gale pe chaaku rakh diya
Uska naam ratan laal tha
Hum invisible hi the tab se
Woh rone laga
Main..dar bhi kya cheez hai
Kuchh der pehle woh ladki apni aabru ke liye ro rahi thi
Aur ab tum apni jaan ke liye ro rahe ho
Ratan...rote hue..tum kya ho
Main..humara naam mental hai
Aur ab is duniya pe humara raaj hoga
Ab jaiyye yahan se
Warna yeh chaaku aapki gaand mein daal denge
Ratan.. tumhein pata nahi hai kya
Main saleem bhai ka aadmi hoon
Main..saleem bhai ko keh dena
Uski maa chodke uska bhai paida karne mental aagaya hai
Yeh bolke humne uska ek kaan kaat Diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh wahan se bhaag gaya
Uske baad hum us room mein gaye jahan baaki ladki thi
hum un sabke saamne aagaye
Woh sab humein dekhke hairan reh gayi
Main..humara naam mental hai
Tabhi Unmein se ek ladki boli
Madarchod apna kaam kar na
Jyada maseeha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Humne yahan se bhaagne ki bhi koshish ki
Toh hum maare jayenge
Humne use dekha
Saleem ki randi thi haramzaadi
Har randi khane mein saleem ne ek aisi ladki ko rakhkha hua tha
Jo baaki sabko batati thi
Ki agar unhone woh nahi kiya
Jo saleem chahta hai
Toh saleem unke saath kya kya karega
Hum us ladki ki taraf badhne lage
Woh ladki peechhe jaane lagi
Hum uske paas pahunch gaye
Aur uska gala pakadke utha diya humne
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Jab tak usne dum nahi tod diya
Humne uska gala nahi chhoda
Main..toh hum keh rahe the
Ki humara naam mental hai
Aur hum chahte hain
Ki aap sab humare sath chaliye
Zindagi mein kabhi aap sabko apna jism nahi bechna padega
Jitne paise chahiye hum aapko denge
Tabhi unmein se ek aur ladki aage aayi
Aur boli
Matlab tum hum sabko apni personal randi banana chahte ho
Yeh sunke hum hans diye
Main..nahi nahi
Hum aisa kuchh nahi karne waale
Agar aap sab humare sath chalengi
Tab hum aap sabko dikhayenge
Ki hum kya chahte hain
Yeh sunke woh sab ek dusre ko dekhne lagi
Kareeb 50 ladki thi woh sab
Woh sab yeh soch rahi thi
Ki agar unhone mana kar diya
Toh yeh humein bhi maar daalega
Woh sab humein aise dekhne lagi
Jaise hum koi paagal ho
Paagal toh hum hain
Apni powers ka use karke Puri duniya ke maalik ban sakte hain
Lekin hum aisa nahi karna chahte hain
Sabne haan kar diya
Phir sabko humne ek dusre ka hath pakadne ko bola
Sabne waisa hi kiya
Hum bahar aaye
Aur us ladki ko utha liya god mein
Aur phir wapas room mein chale gaye
Aur phir hum sab gayab ho gaye wahan se
Jaise hi woh sab wahan pahunchi
Un sabko yakeen nahi hua
Woh sab humein dekhne lagi
Main..sabke liye alag alag room hai
Wahan tum sabke liye kapde hain
Kuchh der mein tum sabko khana mil jaayega
Iske badle mein aapko kya chahiye
Ek ladki boli
Tum sabki wafadari
Kisi ne tumhare jism ko touch bhi kiya
Toh use Hum is duniya se mita denge
Lekin aap kya chahte hain
Dusri ladki boli
Main..ladki agar tumhein yahan rehna hai
Toh ek baad yaad rakhna
Humse sawal karna apni maut ko daawat dena.hai
Agar tumhein manzoor nahi hai
Ja sakti ho yahan se
Yeh sunke woh ladki apna munh neechi kar li
Uske baad hum sab wahan se gayab ho gaye
Woh ladki abhi bhi humari god mein thi
Humne use ek bed pe lita diya
Main..hosh mein aao zoya
Humein tumse baat karni hai
Yeh sunte hi woh ladki hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Humne apne hont uske honto pe rakh diya
Aur uske baad use dekhne lage
Aur Jaise hi woh humein dekhi
Use bahut bada jhatka laga
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh humare gaal ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Ki hum asal mein hain
Ya woh koi sapna dekh rahi hai
Aur jab use yakeen hua
Zoya..rote hue..oh my lord of darkness
Yeh bolke usne humare pure chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Uske baad woh humse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Hum uske sar ko sehlane lage
Main..kyun ro rahi ho
Ab hum aagaye hain
Tumhein ab kabhi khudse door nahi Karenge
Zoya ek baar humari taraf dekhi
Tabhi wahan ek ladki Prakat hui
Zoya ne jaise hi us ladki ko dekha
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh ladki chalte hue humare paas pahunch chuki thi
Zoya ke jabde buri tarah se bheench gaye the
Woh ladki jhuki
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se laga di
Aur humein pure josh ke sath kiss karne lagi
Humne uski kamar ko pakda
Aur kheenchke Apni god mein bitha liya
Woh ladki humein kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Uski khubsurti bayan nahi kar sakte the hum
Kareeb 10 minutes ho chuke the
Humein use kiss karte hue
Na woh humse alag ho rahi thi
Na hum usse
Zoya ne humara collar pakda
Aur humara munh apni taraf kar liya
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se jod di
Ab zoya jo thi
Chhodiye thoda suspence bhi rehna chahiye
Humne zoya se kiss tod diya
Kyunki woh behosh hone waali thi
Ab zoya jo thi abhi bhi insaan hi thi
Use uski powers nahi mili thi
Main.. toh tum aahi gayi fiona
Aur aate hi tumne kayi insaano ki jeevan shakti ko nigal gayi
Jaise hi fiona ne humari ankho mein dekha
Dar se kaanpne lagi
Main..just joking
Tumne unhein kyun maara hai
Yeh baat humein pata hai
Fiona..aap kabse majak karne lage
Main..hum toh shuru se Majakiya hain
Yeh bolke humne fiona ke boobs daba diye
Fiona uchhal padi
Aur zoya sharma gayi
Main..zoya kiss your sister
Zoya humari taraf dekhi
Aur Uske baad fiona ko
Fiona use dekhke muskura rahi thi
Zoya ne bina kuchh kahe fiona ke honto pe kiss kar diya
Main..yeh hui na baat
Ab hum chalte hain
Fiona..is galaxy ko kab khatam karenge
Main..kabhi nahi
Yeh ab humara Ghar hai
Zoya..main bhi chalungi aapke sath
Main..tumne agar Dekh liya
Toh tum humse nafrat karogi
Zoya..main aapki puja karti hoon
Aap mere lord hain
Aur apne lord se main kabhi Nafrat nahi kar sakti
Fiona..lord main bhi aapke sath chalungi
Main..koi galat harkat nahi karna
Yeh bolke humne apne baap ka roop le liya
Fiona..achcha hai
Ab main aapko bolungi
Yes daddy
Zoya..kameeni
Fiona..thank you sis
Main tumhari tarah nahi hoon
Jo man mein chudne ke khyal ho
Aur zubaan pe tauba tauba
I love my lord
Main..chup raho
Yeh sunke fiona chup ho gayi
Uske baad hum wapas apne asli roop mein aagaye
Hum un dono ka hath pakda
Aur pahunch gaye apne baap ke ghar
Ek maid ne gate khola
Uski age 40 saal hogi
Uski maa ke marne ke baad
Humari maa ne use apne ghar mein rakh liya tha
Use humari maa ne kabhi naukrani nahi samjha
Lekin yeh haramzaadi laxmi
Maid..jee kahiye
Kisse milna hai aapko
Main.. Apne munne ko bhool gayi kya
Yeh sunte hi uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur woh humein dekhne lagi
Malini..baba aap jail se kab chhute
Main..aaj hi chhute hain
Ab andar bhi aane dogi ki nahi
Yeh sunke malini humein raasta di
Hum andar ghus gaye
Jaise hi vidya divya aur payal ne humein dekha
Vidya..kaun ho tum aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
Main..apne bhai ko bhool gayi
Behna
Hum hai karan Rajput
Laxmi kitchen mein thi
Uske hath se kuchh chhut gaya
Laxmi daudte hue wahan aagayi
Laxmi..tujhe security waalo ne andar kaise ghusne diya
Main..hi stepmom
Laxmi.. cheekhte hue.. guards
Main..chillao mat
Humare baap ne yeh poori property ab humare naam kar di hai
Ab yahan ke maalik hum Hain
Jyada chillayi na
Toh saman samet bahar fenkwa denge
Yeh sunte hi vidya mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maarne ki koshish ki
Tabhi Zoya ne uska hath pakad liya
Zoya..agar dobara tune inpe hath uthane ka socha bhi
Toh tujhe main ehsaas dilaungi
Ki jahannum ki aag kaisi hoti
Divya..didi isse behes karne se kya fayda
Aap papa ko hi phone karke puchh lo
Yeh sunke vidya ne apne baap ko phone laga diya
Main..kaaki hum Apne room mein ja rahe hain
Humare liye lassi bana dijiye
Yeh bolke hum room mein aagaye
Aur phir apni jeb se phone nikaalke
Hello kiye
Main..kya hua meri bachchi
Vidya..yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aapne apni saari property karan ke naam kar di
Woh kutta yahan aagaya hai
Main.. tameez se baat karo
Tumhara bada bhai hai woh
Vidya..woh kutta mera koi nahi hai
Samjhe aap
Aapne aisa kyu. Kiya
Main.. shayad tum bhool gayi ho
Ki yeh ghar uski maa ka hai
Yeh jitni bhi zameen jaydad hain
Uski maa ke hain
Jo humne use wapas kar diye
Vidya.. lekin apni company ko maine Apni mehnat se is mukaam tak pahunchaya hai
Main use woh nahi dungi
Main..jo ho chuka hai
Use main badal nahi sakta
Aur dobara call.mat karna
Yeh bolke humne phone kaat diya
Fiona..unhein maar kyun nahi dete hain
Zoya..haan jaise ki zindagi mein kuchh aur toh hai hi nahi
Suna nahi kya
Woh sab inki behne hain
Fiona..apni thodi hain
Zoya..tu bhi toh meri apni nahi hai
Toh kya tujhe kabhi kaha maine
Ki tu meri sister nahi hai
Fiona..lord isse keh DIJIYE
Yeh kuchh jyada hi bolne lagi hai
Main..agar jhagda kiya
Toh dobara wohin bhej dunga jahan se aayi ho
Vidya ne phone deewaar pe de maara
Laxmi dharmesh ko gandi gandi gaali diye ja rahi thi
Laxmi..kutte ka jana
Property mere naam pe hai
Aur yeh kutta us harami ko dega
Aur laxmi ne phone laga diya apni maa ko
Laxmi..maa karan wapas aagaya hai
Aur is haramzaade ne uske naam sab kuchh kar diya
Nani..tu chinta mat kar beti
Aarahi hoon
Tere dono jeeja ko leke
Aaj in dono baap beto ka
Kissa hi khatam kar dete hain
Tu bas apni betiyo ko kahin bhej de
Ek din ke liye
Laxmi..haan maa main in teeno ko farmhouse bhej dungi
Tum jaldi se jeeja jee ko leke aajao...
Aane dijiye us chhinaal budhiya ko
Dono maa beti ko ek sath chodenge
Budhiya hai toh kya hua
Gaand toh dono maa beti ki kunwari hi hai
Haramzaadi humein thikane lagayegi
Aur uske dono damad
Unhein toh fiona hi dekh legi
Malini humare liye lassi le aayi
Main..aaj bhi aapke hatho mein wohi jaadu hai
Malini..baba yeh dono kaun hain
Main..humari dost hain
Zoya..jee yeh hum dono ke maalik hain
Fiona..yep
He is my daddy
Fiona ki baat sunke zoya use ghurne lagi
Main..are aap jaiye in dono ki majak karne ki aadat hai....
Super Bhai ab lagta hai ki action hone Wala hai or is Laxmi ko is ki mom ko achese sabak sikhana or iske dono jija ko bUPDATE 2
Laxmi ko hum chod chuke the
Aur ab uski behen shanti ki baari thi
Lekin abhi usmein waqt tha
Hum abhi Apne asli roop mein the
Ab hum bhale hi 10 saal jail mein rahe ho
Lekin humein har baat pata thi
Ki duniya mein kya chal raha hai
I mean humein sab kuchh pata tha
Aur aage kya karna hai
Yeh bhi humne socha hua tha
Well ab hum apradhi banne waale the
Toh dhamaka toh hona hi chahiye
Lekin hum us tarah kka apradhi nahi banna tha
Jisse log nafrat karein
Na na na
Humein banna tha aisa apradhi
Jisse log darein
Chahe woh achche ho ya bure
Toh hum pahunch gaye
Sheher ke sabse bade randikhane mein
Ek aisi jagah jahan aurto aur ladkiyo ko use kiya jaata tha
Kuch majburi mein karti thi
Kuchh paiso ke liye
Waise hum yahan do kaam se aaye the
Pehle humein yahan ki ladkiyo ki jarurat thi
Aur dusra jis ladki ko jamna bai bech rahi thi
Uske maalik hum the
Jamna bai yahan ki Malkin thi
Abhi hum usi ke paas baithe hue the
Badi khubsurat thi jamna bai
Jamna bai usi ladki ka sauda kar rahi thi
Kisi paise waale aadmi se
Woh ladki Nashe mein thi
Jamna bai ke saamne ek chaaku rakhkha hua tha
Jissse fruit kaata jaata tha
Humne woh uthaya aur jamna bai ke gale pe chala diya
Wahan khade sab log hairaan reh gaye
Ek tarah se unki gaand fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Jamna bai ke gunde apne hatho mein gun mein liye
Idhar udhar Dekh rahe the
Tabhi hum apni jagah se uth gaye
Aur ek aadmi ke paas gaye
Aur uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Usne apni gun Apne sathi ki taraf kiya
Aur use goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke uske sathi hairan reh gaye
Phir humne dusre aadmi ke sar pe hath rakh diya
Usne bhi wohi kiya
Aur aisa karte karte jamna bai ke saare aadmi maare gaye
Hum chahte toh inhein chutki bajate hi khatam kar dete
Lekin Humein logo ki ankho mein dar dekhna bahut achcha lagta tha
Uske baad humne chaaku liya
Aur jo aadmi us ladki ko dekhne aaya tha
Humne uske gale pe chaaku rakh diya
Uska naam ratan laal tha
Hum invisible hi the tab se
Woh rone laga
Main..dar bhi kya cheez hai
Kuchh der pehle woh ladki apni aabru ke liye ro rahi thi
Aur ab tum apni jaan ke liye ro rahe ho
Ratan...rote hue..tum kya ho
Main..humara naam mental hai
Aur ab is duniya pe humara raaj hoga
Ab jaiyye yahan se
Warna yeh chaaku aapki gaand mein daal denge
Ratan.. tumhein pata nahi hai kya
Main saleem bhai ka aadmi hoon
Main..saleem bhai ko keh dena
Uski maa chodke uska bhai paida karne mental aagaya hai
Yeh bolke humne uska ek kaan kaat Diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh wahan se bhaag gaya
Uske baad hum us room mein gaye jahan baaki ladki thi
hum un sabke saamne aagaye
Woh sab humein dekhke hairan reh gayi
Main..humara naam mental hai
Tabhi Unmein se ek ladki boli
Madarchod apna kaam kar na
Jyada maseeha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Humne yahan se bhaagne ki bhi koshish ki
Toh hum maare jayenge
Humne use dekha
Saleem ki randi thi haramzaadi
Har randi khane mein saleem ne ek aisi ladki ko rakhkha hua tha
Jo baaki sabko batati thi
Ki agar unhone woh nahi kiya
Jo saleem chahta hai
Toh saleem unke saath kya kya karega
Hum us ladki ki taraf badhne lage
Woh ladki peechhe jaane lagi
Hum uske paas pahunch gaye
Aur uska gala pakadke utha diya humne
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Jab tak usne dum nahi tod diya
Humne uska gala nahi chhoda
Main..toh hum keh rahe the
Ki humara naam mental hai
Aur hum chahte hain
Ki aap sab humare sath chaliye
Zindagi mein kabhi aap sabko apna jism nahi bechna padega
Jitne paise chahiye hum aapko denge
Tabhi unmein se ek aur ladki aage aayi
Aur boli
Matlab tum hum sabko apni personal randi banana chahte ho
Yeh sunke hum hans diye
Main..nahi nahi
Hum aisa kuchh nahi karne waale
Agar aap sab humare sath chalengi
Tab hum aap sabko dikhayenge
Ki hum kya chahte hain
Yeh sunke woh sab ek dusre ko dekhne lagi
Kareeb 50 ladki thi woh sab
Woh sab yeh soch rahi thi
Ki agar unhone mana kar diya
Toh yeh humein bhi maar daalega
Woh sab humein aise dekhne lagi
Jaise hum koi paagal ho
Paagal toh hum hain
Apni powers ka use karke Puri duniya ke maalik ban sakte hain
Lekin hum aisa nahi karna chahte hain
Sabne haan kar diya
Phir sabko humne ek dusre ka hath pakadne ko bola
Sabne waisa hi kiya
Hum bahar aaye
Aur us ladki ko utha liya god mein
Aur phir wapas room mein chale gaye
Aur phir hum sab gayab ho gaye wahan se
Jaise hi woh sab wahan pahunchi
Un sabko yakeen nahi hua
Woh sab humein dekhne lagi
Main..sabke liye alag alag room hai
Wahan tum sabke liye kapde hain
Kuchh der mein tum sabko khana mil jaayega
Iske badle mein aapko kya chahiye
Ek ladki boli
Tum sabki wafadari
Kisi ne tumhare jism ko touch bhi kiya
Toh use Hum is duniya se mita denge
Lekin aap kya chahte hain
Dusri ladki boli
Main..ladki agar tumhein yahan rehna hai
Toh ek baad yaad rakhna
Humse sawal karna apni maut ko daawat dena.hai
Agar tumhein manzoor nahi hai
Ja sakti ho yahan se
Yeh sunke woh ladki apna munh neechi kar li
Uske baad hum sab wahan se gayab ho gaye
Woh ladki abhi bhi humari god mein thi
Humne use ek bed pe lita diya
Main..hosh mein aao zoya
Humein tumse baat karni hai
Yeh sunte hi woh ladki hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Humne apne hont uske honto pe rakh diya
Aur uske baad use dekhne lage
Aur Jaise hi woh humein dekhi
Use bahut bada jhatka laga
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh humare gaal ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Ki hum asal mein hain
Ya woh koi sapna dekh rahi hai
Aur jab use yakeen hua
Zoya..rote hue..oh my lord of darkness
Yeh bolke usne humare pure chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Uske baad woh humse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Hum uske sar ko sehlane lage
Main..kyun ro rahi ho
Ab hum aagaye hain
Tumhein ab kabhi khudse door nahi Karenge
Zoya ek baar humari taraf dekhi
Tabhi wahan ek ladki Prakat hui
Zoya ne jaise hi us ladki ko dekha
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh ladki chalte hue humare paas pahunch chuki thi
Zoya ke jabde buri tarah se bheench gaye the
Woh ladki jhuki
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se laga di
Aur humein pure josh ke sath kiss karne lagi
Humne uski kamar ko pakda
Aur kheenchke Apni god mein bitha liya
Woh ladki humein kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Uski khubsurti bayan nahi kar sakte the hum
Kareeb 10 minutes ho chuke the
Humein use kiss karte hue
Na woh humse alag ho rahi thi
Na hum usse
Zoya ne humara collar pakda
Aur humara munh apni taraf kar liya
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se jod di
Ab zoya jo thi
Chhodiye thoda suspence bhi rehna chahiye
Humne zoya se kiss tod diya
Kyunki woh behosh hone waali thi
Ab zoya jo thi abhi bhi insaan hi thi
Use uski powers nahi mili thi
Main.. toh tum aahi gayi fiona
Aur aate hi tumne kayi insaano ki jeevan shakti ko nigal gayi
Jaise hi fiona ne humari ankho mein dekha
Dar se kaanpne lagi
Main..just joking
Tumne unhein kyun maara hai
Yeh baat humein pata hai
Fiona..aap kabse majak karne lage
Main..hum toh shuru se Majakiya hain
Yeh bolke humne fiona ke boobs daba diye
Fiona uchhal padi
Aur zoya sharma gayi
Main..zoya kiss your sister
Zoya humari taraf dekhi
Aur Uske baad fiona ko
Fiona use dekhke muskura rahi thi
Zoya ne bina kuchh kahe fiona ke honto pe kiss kar diya
Main..yeh hui na baat
Ab hum chalte hain
Fiona..is galaxy ko kab khatam karenge
Main..kabhi nahi
Yeh ab humara Ghar hai
Zoya..main bhi chalungi aapke sath
Main..tumne agar Dekh liya
Toh tum humse nafrat karogi
Zoya..main aapki puja karti hoon
Aap mere lord hain
Aur apne lord se main kabhi Nafrat nahi kar sakti
Fiona..lord main bhi aapke sath chalungi
Main..koi galat harkat nahi karna
Yeh bolke humne apne baap ka roop le liya
Fiona..achcha hai
Ab main aapko bolungi
Yes daddy
Zoya..kameeni
Fiona..thank you sis
Main tumhari tarah nahi hoon
Jo man mein chudne ke khyal ho
Aur zubaan pe tauba tauba
I love my lord
Main..chup raho
Yeh sunke fiona chup ho gayi
Uske baad hum wapas apne asli roop mein aagaye
Hum un dono ka hath pakda
Aur pahunch gaye apne baap ke ghar
Ek maid ne gate khola
Uski age 40 saal hogi
Uski maa ke marne ke baad
Humari maa ne use apne ghar mein rakh liya tha
Use humari maa ne kabhi naukrani nahi samjha
Lekin yeh haramzaadi laxmi
Maid..jee kahiye
Kisse milna hai aapko
Main.. Apne munne ko bhool gayi kya
Yeh sunte hi uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur woh humein dekhne lagi
Malini..baba aap jail se kab chhute
Main..aaj hi chhute hain
Ab andar bhi aane dogi ki nahi
Yeh sunke malini humein raasta di
Hum andar ghus gaye
Jaise hi vidya divya aur payal ne humein dekha
Vidya..kaun ho tum aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
Main..apne bhai ko bhool gayi
Behna
Hum hai karan Rajput
Laxmi kitchen mein thi
Uske hath se kuchh chhut gaya
Laxmi daudte hue wahan aagayi
Laxmi..tujhe security waalo ne andar kaise ghusne diya
Main..hi stepmom
Laxmi.. cheekhte hue.. guards
Main..chillao mat
Humare baap ne yeh poori property ab humare naam kar di hai
Ab yahan ke maalik hum Hain
Jyada chillayi na
Toh saman samet bahar fenkwa denge
Yeh sunte hi vidya mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maarne ki koshish ki
Tabhi Zoya ne uska hath pakad liya
Zoya..agar dobara tune inpe hath uthane ka socha bhi
Toh tujhe main ehsaas dilaungi
Ki jahannum ki aag kaisi hoti
Divya..didi isse behes karne se kya fayda
Aap papa ko hi phone karke puchh lo
Yeh sunke vidya ne apne baap ko phone laga diya
Main..kaaki hum Apne room mein ja rahe hain
Humare liye lassi bana dijiye
Yeh bolke hum room mein aagaye
Aur phir apni jeb se phone nikaalke
Hello kiye
Main..kya hua meri bachchi
Vidya..yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aapne apni saari property karan ke naam kar di
Woh kutta yahan aagaya hai
Main.. tameez se baat karo
Tumhara bada bhai hai woh
Vidya..woh kutta mera koi nahi hai
Samjhe aap
Aapne aisa kyu. Kiya
Main.. shayad tum bhool gayi ho
Ki yeh ghar uski maa ka hai
Yeh jitni bhi zameen jaydad hain
Uski maa ke hain
Jo humne use wapas kar diye
Vidya.. lekin apni company ko maine Apni mehnat se is mukaam tak pahunchaya hai
Main use woh nahi dungi
Main..jo ho chuka hai
Use main badal nahi sakta
Aur dobara call.mat karna
Yeh bolke humne phone kaat diya
Fiona..unhein maar kyun nahi dete hain
Zoya..haan jaise ki zindagi mein kuchh aur toh hai hi nahi
Suna nahi kya
Woh sab inki behne hain
Fiona..apni thodi hain
Zoya..tu bhi toh meri apni nahi hai
Toh kya tujhe kabhi kaha maine
Ki tu meri sister nahi hai
Fiona..lord isse keh DIJIYE
Yeh kuchh jyada hi bolne lagi hai
Main..agar jhagda kiya
Toh dobara wohin bhej dunga jahan se aayi ho
Vidya ne phone deewaar pe de maara
Laxmi dharmesh ko gandi gandi gaali diye ja rahi thi
Laxmi..kutte ka jana
Property mere naam pe hai
Aur yeh kutta us harami ko dega
Aur laxmi ne phone laga diya apni maa ko
Laxmi..maa karan wapas aagaya hai
Aur is haramzaade ne uske naam sab kuchh kar diya
Nani..tu chinta mat kar beti
Aarahi hoon
Tere dono jeeja ko leke
Aaj in dono baap beto ka
Kissa hi khatam kar dete hain
Tu bas apni betiyo ko kahin bhej de
Ek din ke liye
Laxmi..haan maa main in teeno ko farmhouse bhej dungi
Tum jaldi se jeeja jee ko leke aajao...
Aane dijiye us chhinaal budhiya ko
Dono maa beti ko ek sath chodenge
Budhiya hai toh kya hua
Gaand toh dono maa beti ki kunwari hi hai
Haramzaadi humein thikane lagayegi
Aur uske dono damad
Unhein toh fiona hi dekh legi
Malini humare liye lassi le aayi
Main..aaj bhi aapke hatho mein wohi jaadu hai
Malini..baba yeh dono kaun hain
Main..humari dost hain
Zoya..jee yeh hum dono ke maalik hain
Fiona..yep
He is my daddy
Fiona ki baat sunke zoya use ghurne lagi
Main..are aap jaiye in dono ki majak karne ki aadat hai....
Humesa ki trh lajawabUPDATE 2
Laxmi ko hum chod chuke the
Aur ab uski behen shanti ki baari thi
Lekin abhi usmein waqt tha
Hum abhi Apne asli roop mein the
Ab hum bhale hi 10 saal jail mein rahe ho
Lekin humein har baat pata thi
Ki duniya mein kya chal raha hai
I mean humein sab kuchh pata tha
Aur aage kya karna hai
Yeh bhi humne socha hua tha
Well ab hum apradhi banne waale the
Toh dhamaka toh hona hi chahiye
Lekin hum us tarah kka apradhi nahi banna tha
Jisse log nafrat karein
Na na na
Humein banna tha aisa apradhi
Jisse log darein
Chahe woh achche ho ya bure
Toh hum pahunch gaye
Sheher ke sabse bade randikhane mein
Ek aisi jagah jahan aurto aur ladkiyo ko use kiya jaata tha
Kuch majburi mein karti thi
Kuchh paiso ke liye
Waise hum yahan do kaam se aaye the
Pehle humein yahan ki ladkiyo ki jarurat thi
Aur dusra jis ladki ko jamna bai bech rahi thi
Uske maalik hum the
Jamna bai yahan ki Malkin thi
Abhi hum usi ke paas baithe hue the
Badi khubsurat thi jamna bai
Jamna bai usi ladki ka sauda kar rahi thi
Kisi paise waale aadmi se
Woh ladki Nashe mein thi
Jamna bai ke saamne ek chaaku rakhkha hua tha
Jissse fruit kaata jaata tha
Humne woh uthaya aur jamna bai ke gale pe chala diya
Wahan khade sab log hairaan reh gaye
Ek tarah se unki gaand fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Jamna bai ke gunde apne hatho mein gun mein liye
Idhar udhar Dekh rahe the
Tabhi hum apni jagah se uth gaye
Aur ek aadmi ke paas gaye
Aur uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Usne apni gun Apne sathi ki taraf kiya
Aur use goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke uske sathi hairan reh gaye
Phir humne dusre aadmi ke sar pe hath rakh diya
Usne bhi wohi kiya
Aur aisa karte karte jamna bai ke saare aadmi maare gaye
Hum chahte toh inhein chutki bajate hi khatam kar dete
Lekin Humein logo ki ankho mein dar dekhna bahut achcha lagta tha
Uske baad humne chaaku liya
Aur jo aadmi us ladki ko dekhne aaya tha
Humne uske gale pe chaaku rakh diya
Uska naam ratan laal tha
Hum invisible hi the tab se
Woh rone laga
Main..dar bhi kya cheez hai
Kuchh der pehle woh ladki apni aabru ke liye ro rahi thi
Aur ab tum apni jaan ke liye ro rahe ho
Ratan...rote hue..tum kya ho
Main..humara naam mental hai
Aur ab is duniya pe humara raaj hoga
Ab jaiyye yahan se
Warna yeh chaaku aapki gaand mein daal denge
Ratan.. tumhein pata nahi hai kya
Main saleem bhai ka aadmi hoon
Main..saleem bhai ko keh dena
Uski maa chodke uska bhai paida karne mental aagaya hai
Yeh bolke humne uska ek kaan kaat Diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh wahan se bhaag gaya
Uske baad hum us room mein gaye jahan baaki ladki thi
hum un sabke saamne aagaye
Woh sab humein dekhke hairan reh gayi
Main..humara naam mental hai
Tabhi Unmein se ek ladki boli
Madarchod apna kaam kar na
Jyada maseeha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Humne yahan se bhaagne ki bhi koshish ki
Toh hum maare jayenge
Humne use dekha
Saleem ki randi thi haramzaadi
Har randi khane mein saleem ne ek aisi ladki ko rakhkha hua tha
Jo baaki sabko batati thi
Ki agar unhone woh nahi kiya
Jo saleem chahta hai
Toh saleem unke saath kya kya karega
Hum us ladki ki taraf badhne lage
Woh ladki peechhe jaane lagi
Hum uske paas pahunch gaye
Aur uska gala pakadke utha diya humne
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Jab tak usne dum nahi tod diya
Humne uska gala nahi chhoda
Main..toh hum keh rahe the
Ki humara naam mental hai
Aur hum chahte hain
Ki aap sab humare sath chaliye
Zindagi mein kabhi aap sabko apna jism nahi bechna padega
Jitne paise chahiye hum aapko denge
Tabhi unmein se ek aur ladki aage aayi
Aur boli
Matlab tum hum sabko apni personal randi banana chahte ho
Yeh sunke hum hans diye
Main..nahi nahi
Hum aisa kuchh nahi karne waale
Agar aap sab humare sath chalengi
Tab hum aap sabko dikhayenge
Ki hum kya chahte hain
Yeh sunke woh sab ek dusre ko dekhne lagi
Kareeb 50 ladki thi woh sab
Woh sab yeh soch rahi thi
Ki agar unhone mana kar diya
Toh yeh humein bhi maar daalega
Woh sab humein aise dekhne lagi
Jaise hum koi paagal ho
Paagal toh hum hain
Apni powers ka use karke Puri duniya ke maalik ban sakte hain
Lekin hum aisa nahi karna chahte hain
Sabne haan kar diya
Phir sabko humne ek dusre ka hath pakadne ko bola
Sabne waisa hi kiya
Hum bahar aaye
Aur us ladki ko utha liya god mein
Aur phir wapas room mein chale gaye
Aur phir hum sab gayab ho gaye wahan se
Jaise hi woh sab wahan pahunchi
Un sabko yakeen nahi hua
Woh sab humein dekhne lagi
Main..sabke liye alag alag room hai
Wahan tum sabke liye kapde hain
Kuchh der mein tum sabko khana mil jaayega
Iske badle mein aapko kya chahiye
Ek ladki boli
Tum sabki wafadari
Kisi ne tumhare jism ko touch bhi kiya
Toh use Hum is duniya se mita denge
Lekin aap kya chahte hain
Dusri ladki boli
Main..ladki agar tumhein yahan rehna hai
Toh ek baad yaad rakhna
Humse sawal karna apni maut ko daawat dena.hai
Agar tumhein manzoor nahi hai
Ja sakti ho yahan se
Yeh sunke woh ladki apna munh neechi kar li
Uske baad hum sab wahan se gayab ho gaye
Woh ladki abhi bhi humari god mein thi
Humne use ek bed pe lita diya
Main..hosh mein aao zoya
Humein tumse baat karni hai
Yeh sunte hi woh ladki hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Humne apne hont uske honto pe rakh diya
Aur uske baad use dekhne lage
Aur Jaise hi woh humein dekhi
Use bahut bada jhatka laga
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh humare gaal ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Ki hum asal mein hain
Ya woh koi sapna dekh rahi hai
Aur jab use yakeen hua
Zoya..rote hue..oh my lord of darkness
Yeh bolke usne humare pure chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Uske baad woh humse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Hum uske sar ko sehlane lage
Main..kyun ro rahi ho
Ab hum aagaye hain
Tumhein ab kabhi khudse door nahi Karenge
Zoya ek baar humari taraf dekhi
Tabhi wahan ek ladki Prakat hui
Zoya ne jaise hi us ladki ko dekha
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh ladki chalte hue humare paas pahunch chuki thi
Zoya ke jabde buri tarah se bheench gaye the
Woh ladki jhuki
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se laga di
Aur humein pure josh ke sath kiss karne lagi
Humne uski kamar ko pakda
Aur kheenchke Apni god mein bitha liya
Woh ladki humein kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Uski khubsurti bayan nahi kar sakte the hum
Kareeb 10 minutes ho chuke the
Humein use kiss karte hue
Na woh humse alag ho rahi thi
Na hum usse
Zoya ne humara collar pakda
Aur humara munh apni taraf kar liya
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se jod di
Ab zoya jo thi
Chhodiye thoda suspence bhi rehna chahiye
Humne zoya se kiss tod diya
Kyunki woh behosh hone waali thi
Ab zoya jo thi abhi bhi insaan hi thi
Use uski powers nahi mili thi
Main.. toh tum aahi gayi fiona
Aur aate hi tumne kayi insaano ki jeevan shakti ko nigal gayi
Jaise hi fiona ne humari ankho mein dekha
Dar se kaanpne lagi
Main..just joking
Tumne unhein kyun maara hai
Yeh baat humein pata hai
Fiona..aap kabse majak karne lage
Main..hum toh shuru se Majakiya hain
Yeh bolke humne fiona ke boobs daba diye
Fiona uchhal padi
Aur zoya sharma gayi
Main..zoya kiss your sister
Zoya humari taraf dekhi
Aur Uske baad fiona ko
Fiona use dekhke muskura rahi thi
Zoya ne bina kuchh kahe fiona ke honto pe kiss kar diya
Main..yeh hui na baat
Ab hum chalte hain
Fiona..is galaxy ko kab khatam karenge
Main..kabhi nahi
Yeh ab humara Ghar hai
Zoya..main bhi chalungi aapke sath
Main..tumne agar Dekh liya
Toh tum humse nafrat karogi
Zoya..main aapki puja karti hoon
Aap mere lord hain
Aur apne lord se main kabhi Nafrat nahi kar sakti
Fiona..lord main bhi aapke sath chalungi
Main..koi galat harkat nahi karna
Yeh bolke humne apne baap ka roop le liya
Fiona..achcha hai
Ab main aapko bolungi
Yes daddy
Zoya..kameeni
Fiona..thank you sis
Main tumhari tarah nahi hoon
Jo man mein chudne ke khyal ho
Aur zubaan pe tauba tauba
I love my lord
Main..chup raho
Yeh sunke fiona chup ho gayi
Uske baad hum wapas apne asli roop mein aagaye
Hum un dono ka hath pakda
Aur pahunch gaye apne baap ke ghar
Ek maid ne gate khola
Uski age 40 saal hogi
Uski maa ke marne ke baad
Humari maa ne use apne ghar mein rakh liya tha
Use humari maa ne kabhi naukrani nahi samjha
Lekin yeh haramzaadi laxmi
Maid..jee kahiye
Kisse milna hai aapko
Main.. Apne munne ko bhool gayi kya
Yeh sunte hi uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur woh humein dekhne lagi
Malini..baba aap jail se kab chhute
Main..aaj hi chhute hain
Ab andar bhi aane dogi ki nahi
Yeh sunke malini humein raasta di
Hum andar ghus gaye
Jaise hi vidya divya aur payal ne humein dekha
Vidya..kaun ho tum aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
Main..apne bhai ko bhool gayi
Behna
Hum hai karan Rajput
Laxmi kitchen mein thi
Uske hath se kuchh chhut gaya
Laxmi daudte hue wahan aagayi
Laxmi..tujhe security waalo ne andar kaise ghusne diya
Main..hi stepmom
Laxmi.. cheekhte hue.. guards
Main..chillao mat
Humare baap ne yeh poori property ab humare naam kar di hai
Ab yahan ke maalik hum Hain
Jyada chillayi na
Toh saman samet bahar fenkwa denge
Yeh sunte hi vidya mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maarne ki koshish ki
Tabhi Zoya ne uska hath pakad liya
Zoya..agar dobara tune inpe hath uthane ka socha bhi
Toh tujhe main ehsaas dilaungi
Ki jahannum ki aag kaisi hoti
Divya..didi isse behes karne se kya fayda
Aap papa ko hi phone karke puchh lo
Yeh sunke vidya ne apne baap ko phone laga diya
Main..kaaki hum Apne room mein ja rahe hain
Humare liye lassi bana dijiye
Yeh bolke hum room mein aagaye
Aur phir apni jeb se phone nikaalke
Hello kiye
Main..kya hua meri bachchi
Vidya..yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aapne apni saari property karan ke naam kar di
Woh kutta yahan aagaya hai
Main.. tameez se baat karo
Tumhara bada bhai hai woh
Vidya..woh kutta mera koi nahi hai
Samjhe aap
Aapne aisa kyu. Kiya
Main.. shayad tum bhool gayi ho
Ki yeh ghar uski maa ka hai
Yeh jitni bhi zameen jaydad hain
Uski maa ke hain
Jo humne use wapas kar diye
Vidya.. lekin apni company ko maine Apni mehnat se is mukaam tak pahunchaya hai
Main use woh nahi dungi
Main..jo ho chuka hai
Use main badal nahi sakta
Aur dobara call.mat karna
Yeh bolke humne phone kaat diya
Fiona..unhein maar kyun nahi dete hain
Zoya..haan jaise ki zindagi mein kuchh aur toh hai hi nahi
Suna nahi kya
Woh sab inki behne hain
Fiona..apni thodi hain
Zoya..tu bhi toh meri apni nahi hai
Toh kya tujhe kabhi kaha maine
Ki tu meri sister nahi hai
Fiona..lord isse keh DIJIYE
Yeh kuchh jyada hi bolne lagi hai
Main..agar jhagda kiya
Toh dobara wohin bhej dunga jahan se aayi ho
Vidya ne phone deewaar pe de maara
Laxmi dharmesh ko gandi gandi gaali diye ja rahi thi
Laxmi..kutte ka jana
Property mere naam pe hai
Aur yeh kutta us harami ko dega
Aur laxmi ne phone laga diya apni maa ko
Laxmi..maa karan wapas aagaya hai
Aur is haramzaade ne uske naam sab kuchh kar diya
Nani..tu chinta mat kar beti
Aarahi hoon
Tere dono jeeja ko leke
Aaj in dono baap beto ka
Kissa hi khatam kar dete hain
Tu bas apni betiyo ko kahin bhej de
Ek din ke liye
Laxmi..haan maa main in teeno ko farmhouse bhej dungi
Tum jaldi se jeeja jee ko leke aajao...
Aane dijiye us chhinaal budhiya ko
Dono maa beti ko ek sath chodenge
Budhiya hai toh kya hua
Gaand toh dono maa beti ki kunwari hi hai
Haramzaadi humein thikane lagayegi
Aur uske dono damad
Unhein toh fiona hi dekh legi
Malini humare liye lassi le aayi
Main..aaj bhi aapke hatho mein wohi jaadu hai
Malini..baba yeh dono kaun hain
Main..humari dost hain
Zoya..jee yeh hum dono ke maalik hain
Fiona..yep
He is my daddy
Fiona ki baat sunke zoya use ghurne lagi
Main..are aap jaiye in dono ki majak karne ki aadat hai....
superb update ?UPDATE 1
Kahani meri hai
Toh narrate bhi hum hi karenge
Well humara naam hai Karan
Karan Rajput
Log mujhe mental samajhte hain
Kyunki main harkat hi aisi karta hoon
Abhi meri age 20 saal ho chuki hai
Aaj mera birthday hai
Kamal hai na birthday ke din
Ek 20 saal ladka
Woh apni family ke sath rehta hai
Ya phir apne dosto ke sath rehta hai
Par main nahi hoon
Main abhi hoon ek jail mein
Mere saamne jailor baitha hai
Aur mujhe dekh raha hai
Jailor..toh tu azad ho hi gaya
Lekin ek baat yaad rakhiyo
Ki tu ek apradhi hai
Aur humesha ek apradhi rahega
Main.. apradhi na main tha
Aur na hoon
Lekin ab banaunga
Chinta mat karo jailor sahab
Yeh sunke jailor ne mujhe ghurke dekha
Mere mental banne mein sabse bada hath isi ka tha
Kyunki mere sath jo hua hai
Kisi ke sath bhi hota toh woh thoda mental ho hi jaata
Jailor..dafa ho ja yahan se
Main..thank you
Mujhe aisa banane ke liye
Mere dil se dar rehem pyar mitane ke liye
Kyunki ab mere andar emotions mar chuke hain
Aur ab is duniya ka ek ek insaan is mental ka naam sunke kaanpega
Bas ek phone karunga
Aur log meri har baat maanenge
Jailor apna munh mere kaan ke paas leke aaya
Jailor..chup chaap chala ja madarchod
Warna phirse andar daal dunga tujhe
Aur kalua aur uski gang phir se teri gaand maaregi
Uski baat sunke main apni dono ungli uski aankh mein ghusa diya
Uske dono aankh fut gaye
Woh dard se cheekh pada
Just joking
Yeh main imagine kar raha hoon
Toh jail se nikla main
Aur ek lambi saans liya
Aaj Poore 10 saal baad mujhe azadi ki khushbu mehsus hui thi
Uske baad main aas paas dekha
Koi bhi mujhe nahi dekh raha tha
Main invisible ho Gaya
Matlab mujhe ab koi bhi nahi dekh sakta tha
Uske baad main wapas jail mein Ghusa
Aur wait karne laga
Ki kab jailor bathroom mein ghuse
Woh waqt bhi aaya
Jab jailor bathroom mein ghusa
Main bhi uske peeche gaya
Jailor moot raha tha
Bade maze se
Main uska sar peechhe se pakda
Aur maara diwar pe
Jailor ke maathe se khoon nikalne laga
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Uske baad humne uski gun li
Uski gun
Aur phir hum wapas visible ho gaye
Aur phir hum jailor ko dekhne lage
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main bilkul uski tarah dikhne laga
Koi bhi mujhe dekhke yeh nahi keh sakta tha
Ki main jailor nahi hoon
Uske baad wahan se main kalua aur uski gang ke pass gaya
Kalua mujhe matlab jailor ko dekhke
Daant dikhane lags
Kalua.. jailor sahab suna hai woh launda aaj jail se chhut gaya
Kya gaand thi saale ki
Ek dum gora chitta tha saala
Bada maza aaya humein uski gaand maarne mein
Yeh sunke main kalua ko ghurne laga
Toh kuchh log sochenge
Ki in logo ne mera rape kiya
Toh inhein tadpa tadpa ke maarna chahiye
Na mere paas bahut se kaam hain
Aur woh kaam kya hain
Pata chal jaayega dheere dheere
Uske baad main apni gun nikaala
Kalua thook nigalke reh gaya
Main bina koi deri kiye
Uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke wahan jitne bhi qaidi the sab shock ho gaye
Uske baad main kalua ke gang ke baaki saathiyo ko bhi upar pahuncha diya
Saare hawaldaar jailor ko ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
Jo ki main tha
Uske baad main wapas bathroom mein aagaya
Aur phir jailor ko dekhne laga
Ab main Apne asli roop mein aachuka tha
Main.. jailor sahab dekh liya tunmne
Humne kaha tha
Ki ab hum apradhi banenge
Aur woh bhi duniya ke sabse bade
Kisi ko bhi humein dekhne ki jarurat nahi padegi
Woh sirf humari awaj sunke humara hukm maanega
Jailor hosh mein aao
Hum tumhari aankho mein maut ka dar dekhna chahte hain
Jailor ko hosh aagaya
Aur hosh mein aate hi use hum dikhe
Uski gun Uske maathe pe rakhkhi hui thi
Trigger pe humari ungli thi
Main.. jailor dekho humein
Humein tumne aisa banaya hai
Tumhari is gunaah ki saza ab poori duniya bhugtegi
Jailor dar se rone laga
Jailor.. please mujhe maaf kar do
Mere biwi bachche hain
Unka socho
Tum bhi toh apni maa ko kho chuke ho
Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe maaf kar do
Main.. muskurate hue.. fiqr mat karo jailor
Hum tumhari biwi aur dono jawan beti ka achche se khyal rakhkhenge
Humne yeh bolke jailor ke honto pe gun ki nali ko lagaya
Aur daba diya trigger
Jailor bhagwaan ke paas pahunch gaya
Uske baad hum invisible ho gaye
Kyunki goli ki awaj sunke hawaldaar sab wahan aagaye
Ab yeh mat soch lijiyega aap sab
Ki bathroom mein koi aur kyun nahi aaya
Itni der se
Kyunki yeh jailor ka private bathroom tha
Ise sirf jailor hi use karta tha
Toh uske baad hum wahan se nikal gaye
Humein jailor ko maarke bas thoda sa achcha laga
4 ghante baad
Hum abhi invisible the
Aur ek aadmi ek aurat ko chod raha tha
Woh aurat koi aur nahi humari sauteli maa thi
Aur woh aadmi humara saga baap
Humari sauteli maa ka naam laxmi tha
Naam toh bahut achcha hai
Lekin woh achchi nahi thi
Isne Pehle humari maa ko maara
Aur uske baad unke khoon ke iljaam mein humein jail mein dalwa diya
Aur humare madarchod baap ne humein bachaya nahi
Kyunki mard jo hote hain
Sab nahi kuch mard
Jo khubsurat ladkiyo ko dekhke
Machal jaate hain
Humara baap shaadi shuda tha
Lekin usne Phir laxmi se shaadi kar li
Kyunki humari maa thodi saanwli thi
Lekin laxmi ek dum gori doodh sa safed rang
Badi badi chuchi
Bilkul kisi apsara ki tarah dikhti thi
Humari maa ne humare baap se kuchh nahi kaha
Kyunki woh Apne pati ko devta samajhti thi
Humara baap laxmi ki khubsurti mein itna paagal ho Gaya tha
Ki use laxmi ke siwa koi nahi dikhta tha
Dheere dheere laxmi ne humare baap ke man mein humari maa ke liye zeher gholna shuru kar diya
Humara baap humari maa ko maarne laga
Peetne laga
Aur pata hai sabse badi baat kya thi
Humare baap ko humare nana ne paala tha
Humare nana rajwade the
Humari maa se humare baap ko pyar hua
Lekin ek din humare nana ka accident ho gaya
Humare nana jaante the
Ki unke baad unki beti ka koi sahara nahi hoga
Toh unhone humare baap ki shaadi humari maa se kar di
Toh hum bata rahe the
Aur humara naam Karan Rajput is liye hai
Kyunki humari maa ka naam meera Rajput tha
Humare baap ka naam toh dharmesh singh hai
Toh laxmi ne humari maa se unki saari property apne naam karwa li
Kyun ki usne chaaku humari gardan pe rakhkha hua tha
Humari maa ki bhi majburi thi
Toh humari maa ke marne ke baad
Aur usi ke khoon mein humare jail jaane ke baad humara baap thoda mental ho gaya
Matlab use anger management issues hain
Toh humara baap humari sauteli ke maa ke boor mein apna 6 inch ka lund Pele ja raha tha
Aur laxmi aahein bhare ja rahi thi
Kuchh 3 minute tak dharmesh laxmi ko chodta raha
Aur Uske baad uski boor mein hi jhadne laga
Laxmi ke ek behen bhi hai
Shanti
laxmi Apne jeeja se jarur chudwati hai
Kyunki humara baap uski boor ki aag nahi mita paata
Laxmi humare baap ke saamne sati savitri bani rehti hai
Kyunki dharmesh ko jab gussa aata tha
Toh woh use bahut maarta tha
Ab aap sab yeh mat soch lena
Ki yeh powers humein rahul yaani Lucifer ne di hai
Yeh power humein kaise mili
Kahan se mili
Yeh aage pata chalega aap sabko
Aur na humein kisi baba ne jail mein yeh powers di hain
aur humein yeh bhi pata hai
ki rahul kaun hai
Rahul earth1 ka hai
aur hum earth 6 ke hain
Jaise hi dharmesh bathroom mein ghusa
Humne maara uski gardan pe
Aur woh behsoh ho gaya
ab yeh mat soch lijiyega
ki jab humare paas powers hai
toh hum chhipke yeh sab kyun kar rahe hain
ya phir humne dharmesh ko apni powers se behosh kyun nahi kar diya
kyunki humara man nahi hai
isi liye toh jail mein sab humein mental bolte the
Uske baad humne uska roop le liya
Laxmi Apne kapde sahi kar rahi thi
Hum pahunch gaye uske paas
Laxmi..kya hua itne jaldi kyun aagaye aap
Main..bahut khubsurat ho tum laxmi
Laxmi..kya ho gaya aapko
Badi taareef kar rahe hain aaj aap meri
Main..yeh Apne kapde utaaro na
Tumhein ek baar aur chodna hai
Yeh sunke laxmi sharma gayi
Main..lagta hai humein hi utaarna padega
Laxmi..man mein..theek se toh tum chod nahi paate mujhe
Majburi mein raman se chudna padta hai
Kuchh bolne jaaungi
Toh gussa hoke maarne lagoge
Woh wasiyat bhi tumne pata nahi kahan chhipa rakhkhi hai
Uski wajah se tumhein jhel rahi hoon
Warna kab ka tumhein marwa chuki hoti
Main..kya soch rahi ho
Suna nahi jaldi se Apne kapde utaaro
Laxmi dar gayi
Aur sochne lagi
Ki aaj tak dharmesh ne use kabhi nanga karke Nahi choda tha
Aur aaj woh use nanga hone ko keh raha hai
Lekin phir bhi laxmi Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein laxmi nangi ho gayi
Humne bhi Apne saare kapde utaar diye
Main.. ankhein band karo apni
Laxmi ne apni ankhein band kar li
Kyunki humara lund humare baap se bahut bada tha
Agar woh dekh leti toh use shakk ho jaata
aur agar use shaak ho jaata toh hum use chod nahi paate
kyunki humari bhi kuchh hadein hain
bas ek baar woh humse chud jaaye
Toh laxmi apni ankhein band kar chuki thi
Humne laxmi ko bed pe lita diya
Aur uski taangein chowdi kar di
Kya laxmi ne kabhi socha hoga
Ki jis meera ka woh khoon karegi
Usi Meera ka beta
Ek din use chodega
Ab hum abhi tak Virgin the
Waise hum chahte toh
Iski teeno beti mein se kisi ko chod sakte the
Lekin saza pehle ise milni chahiye
Aur phir humne Apna lund uski boor se lagaya
Laxmi sihar gayi
Aur phir humne ek hi dhakke mein apna lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Laxmi ki cheekh nikal gayi
Woh buri tarah se rone lagi
Uski boor se khoon niklane laga
Laxmi..aah mar gayi
Yeh aapka lund itna bada kaise ho gaya jee
Aah maa maar daala
Main..kahan bada hai
Tum na mujhe behla rahi ho
Woh kya hai maine tablet khaya hai
Isi liye main tumhein aaj poora khush kar dunga
Lekin laxmi behosh ho gayi
Hum laxmi ko hosh mein leke aaye
Laxmi hosh mein aate hi phirse rone lagi
Hum bina deri kiye laxmi ki boor maarne lage
Laxmi ki har dhakke ke sath cheekh nikal jaati
Woh buri tarah se cheekh rahi thi
Laxmi..ruk jaiye na bahut dard ho raha. Hai
Aisa lag raha hai pet faad dega
Main.. enjoy karo laxmi
Bas enjoy karo
Yeh bolke hum buri tarah laxmi ki boor maarne lage
Kuchh Der mein laxmi ko bhi maza aane laga
Laxmi..aur jor se maariye ji
Bas aise hi maarte rahiye
Laxmi ko ab bhi dard ho raha tha
Kyunki hum use berehmi se chod rahe the
Lekin woh ek chudaasi aurat thi
Kuchh hi der mein woh maza Lene lagi
Aur phir woh jhadne bhi lagi
Uske baad humne use kutiya banaya
Aur pel diya apna lund uski boor mein
Woh phirse cheekh padi
Main.. kyun laxmi maza aarah hai ki nahi
Laxmi..bahut maza aaraha hai
Aise hi chodiye jee
Kahan tha aaj tak aapka yeh roop
Hum uski boor mein lagatar dhakke maare ja rahe the
Laxmi aahein bhar rahi thi
Kareeb 1 ghante tak hum use alag alag tarah se chodte rahe
Jab tak woh humse rehem ki bheekh nahi maangi
Hum use chodte rahe
Aur phir uski boor mein hi jhadne lage
Laxmi ke sharir ke har hisse mein dard ho raha tha
Laxmi bed se uth nahi paayi
Aur phir so gayi
Woh bhi poori nangi
Humne use waise hi chhoda
Aur Phir bathroom mein aagaye
Humara baap abhi tak behosh tha
humne uska hath pakda
Aur Phir wahan se hum dono gayab ho gaye
Phir hum use hosh mein leke aaye
Woh jaagte hi humein dekhke uchhal pada
Main..kaise hain pitaji
Dharmesh..karan tum
Jail se kab nikle
Main..aaj hi nikle hain
Dharmesh..agar tum soch rahe ho ki main tumhein apna lunga
Toh tumhari galat fehmi hai
Main tumhein nahi apnaunga
Tum apni maa ke qaatil ho
Yeh sunke hum hansne lage
Humara baap humein gurne laga
Main.. pitaji ab aap kuchh nahi kar paayenge
Ab aapko apni baaki zindagi yahin isi room mein beetaani hai
Roz aapko teen time khana mil jaayega
Aapki dawai mil jaayegi aapko
Tv hai hi
Dharmesh...cheekhte hue karan
Main tumhara pita hoon
Yeh tum kaisi baatein kar rahe ho
Main..ale ale pitaji ki gaand fat rahi hai
Yaad hai hum kitne saalke the
Jab aapke saamne humein jail bhijwaya tha
Aapki laxmi ne
Pitaji ulti ginti shuru ho chuki hai
Sirf aapki nahi
Balki poori duniya ki
Yeh bolke hum wahan se gayab ho gaye
Humara baap kutte ki tarah cheekh raha tha
Lekin unki awaj koi nahi sunne waala tha
Wahan se nikalke
Hum wapas laxmi ke paas aaye
Laxmi abhi bhi so rahi thi
Maara humne uske gaal pe ek thappad
Laxmi hosh mein aagayi
Aur rone lagi
Main..tea banake laao
Jaldi jaao
Laxmi rote hue wahan se chali gayi
Ab hum kya karein
Agar humara baap humari maa ke marne ke baad pagla gaya
Aur chalak bhi ho gaya
Jab use pata chala ki laxmi ne saari property Apne naam karwa li hai
Toh usne wasiyat ke papers hi chura liye
Aur humari maa ke marne ke baad
Legally yeh property humare baap ki ho chuki thi
Laxmi kapde pehen rahi thi
Main..nangi jaao
Aaj se tumhein kapde pehenne ki jarurat nahi hai
Laxmi.. lekin
Ghar mein beti bhi hain
Main..ja rahi ho
Ya Phir tumhein talak chahiye
Yeh sunte hi laxmi ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Aaj tak dharmesh ne bhale hi use maara ho
Lekin aaj tak yeh baat nahi kahi thi
Laxmi rote hue wahan se jaane lagi
langda bhi rahi thi
jaise aaj uski suhagrat mani ho
saali ke chutad kitne bhaari thi
Ab humein pata tha
Ki iski badi beti
Abhi apni company mein hai
Aur baaki dono beti college mein thi
Badi beti vidya age 20 saal hai
Humse teen mahina chhoti hai
Iski ek khud ki fashion designing company hai
Jiski yeh chairman hai
Majhli beti divya age 19 saal
Abhi college first year mein hai
Chhoti beti payal 18 saal
Abhi 12th mein hai
Abhi hum aap sabko inka introduction de hi rahe the
Tabhi laxmi humare liye tea leke aagayi
hum uski chuchiyo ko dekhne lage
kitne.bade bade the
laxmi humein apni taraf dekhke sharma gayi
haramzaadi naatak karti hai
main..jyada sharmao mat
humein pata hai
ki tum kitni badi raand ho
yeh sunke laxmi ghabra gayi
aur uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
laxmi..rote hue..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
yeh sunne pehle se main mar kyun nahi gayi
main..yeh magarmach ke ansu ab humpe kisi kaam ke nahi hain
humein pata hai
tum Apne jeeja raman se chudwati ho
yeh sunke laxmi ka jism kaanpne laga
woh ghabrayi hui mujhe dekhne lagi
aur Phir mere pair pakad li
main..ghabrao hum gussa nahi hain
hum tumhein ek shart pe maaf kar sakte hain
laxmi..rote hue..mujhe sab kuchh sweekaar hai
main.. apni behen shanti ko yahan bulwa lo
kuchh din ke liye
humein use chodna hai
yeh sunke laxmi shocked ho gayi
main..agar sweekaar nahi hai
toh aane do teeno betiyo ko
tumhare aur raman ki chudai ka video hai humare paas
yeh sunke laxmi phirse rone lagi
laxmi..main aaj hi use phone kar deti hoon
woh aajayegi
main... achchi baat hai
toh Dekh kya rahi ho
jab tak hum tea peete hain
tum humara lund chuso
laxme..hairan hote hue..jee
main..dobara maar khaani hai
yeh sunke laxmi humari dhoti nikaal di
ab kya kare abhi hum Apne baap ke roop mein the
aap sabko pata tha
ki hum karan hai
lekin laxmi toh yahi samajhti thi
ki hum uske pati hain
aur haan hum dharmesh ke roop mein uski betiyo ko nahi chodne waale hain
woh sirf humari matlab karan ki hain
jaise hi laxmi ki najar humare Lund pe padi
woh chaunk gayi
laxmi.. yeh aapka lund gadhe ke Jaisa kab se ho gaya
main..tum faaltu baatein.band karke
lund chusna shuru karo
humari baat sunke laxmi humare lund ko chusne lagi
saali kutiya kitni badi raand thi
bilkul kisi randi ki tarah humare lund ko chus rahi thi
kuchh der hum usse apna lund chuswate rahe
uske baad uske sar ko pakadke uske munh ko chodne lage
laxmi ki ankho se ansu nikalne lage
phir bhi hum uske munh ko chodte rahe
aur phir uske baad use ek ghante tak alag alag position mein chodne ke baad
hum uski boor mein hi jhadne lage
laxmi ka haal ab bahut bura ho chuka tha
laxmi..man mein..hey bhagwaan
yeh toh chod chod ke hi mujhe maar daalega
jo aadmi 5 minutes nahi chod paata tha
woh ab 1 ghante tak chodta hai
woh bhi lagatar do baar
yeh kya ho gaya ise
jo bhi ho
bahut maza aaya
lekin boor mein bhi jalan bhi ho rahi hai
humne laxmi ki chuchiyo ko pakda aur zor se daba diya
laxmi..aah maa kya kar rahe hain
main..kuchh der ke liye hum bahar ja rahe hain
tab tak apni boor ke baal saaf kar lena
laxmi.. Kahan ja rahe hain
main.. mental kaun hai kya hai
yeh duniya ko batane waqt aagaya. hai
laxmi..jee main kuchh samjhi nahi
main.. tumhein samajhne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai
uske baad humne apni dhoti pehni
aur phir room se nikal gaye
pata yeh hum aap sabko shayad irritates kar raha hai
lekin humari maa kehti thi
ki hum.raja hain
aur humein raja ki tarah hi bolna chahiye
phir hum wahan se teleport ho gaye
aur phir Apne roop mein aagaye
uske baad hum wahan se pahunche
Vidya ke office mein
jahan woh ek ladke ko kiss kar rahi thi
humne us ladke ko sar ko pakda
aur us ladke ko woh sab dikhne laga
ki agle kuchh palo mein uske sath kya hone waala tha
agle hi kuchh palo mein hum use 30th floor se neeche fenk dete
yeh dikhte hi usne vidya ko dhakka diya
aur wahan se bhaag gaya
vidya shocked reh gayi
fiqr mat karo sis tumhara bhai ab aagaya hai
tumhari seal tod hi dega
ab aap sabko bata doon
ki humare nana ne do shaadi ki thi
ek se humari maa paida hui
aur dusri naani se laxmi shanti aur raashi
matlab yeh teeno humari sauteli mausi thi
toh ab aap samajh hi gaye honge
ki humari maa ko maarna in sab behno ki chaal thi
lekin inhein pata nahi tha
ki humara baap pagla jaayega
location... America
Chicago city
kuchh log behes kar rahe the
sabne kaale colour ka choga pehen rakhkha tha
aur un sabka munh dhaka hua tha
aur un sabke saamne ek budhi aurat baithi hui thi
uska naam Lucy tha
un sabke sàamne ek kaanch ka gola tha
jismein se yellow colour ki raushni nikal rahi thi
lucy...toh woh aachuke hain
aur ab humein unhein dhundna hoga
isse pehle ki crystal ball blue colour mein badal jaaye
tabhi ek ladki ne mask hata diya
us ladki ka naam maya tha
Maya.. grandma aap itna kyu. dari hui hain
aakhir kaun hain woh
aur agar yeh ball blue colour ka ho gaya toh kya hoga
lucy..abhi yeh yellow hai
iska matlab woh abhi apni powers bahut kam use kar rahe hain
jab yeh blue ho jaayega
toh duniya ka vinash tay hai
aur phir red hone ke baad galaxy khatam ho jaayegi
maya.. lekin grand ma woh hain kaun
lucy..yeh hum mein se kisi ko pata nahi hai
ya toh woh khud is galaxy ko khatam kar denge
ya phir woh ise bacha lenge
tumhein India jaana hoga
yaad rakhna tumhein sabse pehle unke saamne ghutno ke bal baithna hai
aur Phir jo mantar maine tumhein bataya hai
woh padhna hoga
yaad rakhna agar tum woh mantra nahi pahogi
toh woh tumhein dekhte hi jaan se maar denge
mantra sunne ke baad woh tumhein apni sevak ke roop mein sweekaar kar lenge
maya..aap mujhe bata kyun nahi deti
ki woh hain kaun
aap unse itna kyun darti hain
lucy..apna khyal rakhna meri bachchi
aur haan kabhi himmat mat haarna
Aur tabhi kuchh log wahan prakat ho gaye
un sab ne bhi mask pehna hua tha
lekin white colour ka
aur woh sab white colour ke choge mein the
tabhi un sabne apna mask utaar diya
un sabke sath bhi ek budhi aurat thi
regina naam tha uska
aur regina ki pori misha bhi thi
regina..sis itne saal beet gaye
lekin aaj bhi tum yahi samajhti ho
ki woh sab sach hai
lord of darkness sachmein earth pe aayenge
lucy..dekho us crystal ko Regina
lord of darkness earth pe aachuke hain
aur ab ya toh woh humara vinash karenge
ya Phir humara uddhaar
Regina..fuck your lord of darkness
Lucy.. ghabrate hue..regina
what did you do
are you out of your mind
kya tumhein pata hai
ki ab kya hone waala hai
Regina..yeah i remember that bullshit
lord of darkness ki koi insult kare
toh woh aati hai
kya naam tha uska
lucy..stop it regina
80 saal ki ho chuki ho tum
aur abhi tak tumhara ghamand nahi kam hua
magic of ministry ki minister ho iska matlab yeh nahi hai
ki tum kuchh bhi bolne lagogi
Regina..yaad aaya
uska naam tha fiona
oh fiona servant of lord of darkness
i said fuck you and your lord of darkness
Regina yeh sab majak.mein bol rahi thi
tabhi asaman mein bijli kadakne lagi
suraj ki kirno ko kaale badalo ne chhipa liya tha
aur tabhi lucy ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
usne apni maya aur misha ko dekha
usne Apna hath unki taraf kiya
aur ek mantra boli
maya aur misha wahan se teleport hoke
india pahunch gayi
aur maya ke gayab hote hi wahan ek ladki Prakat ho gayi
woh bhi bina kapdo ke
fiona ne chaaro taraf dekha
aur phir uski najar Regina pe padi
Fiona.. shayad woh tum hi thi
jisne bola ki fuck you and your lord of darkness
fiona ke yeh bolte hi
regina ke munh se uski life of energy nikalne lagi
aur Fiona ke munh mein jaane lagi
kuchh hi der mein wahan jitne bhi wizard the ya thi
fiona ne un sabki life of energy absorb kar li
last mein ek lucy hi bachi thi
fiona.. sorry dear tumhein bhi marna hi padega
lucy.. I know that
tell lord of darkness we loved him
fiona..i know dear
yeh bolke fiona ne apna munh khola
aur uske baad lucy ke munh se life of energy nikalne lagi
aur fiona ke munh mein jaane lagi
fiona..oh my lord
kitna achcha lag raha hai wapas aake
main aarahi hoon aap se milne.....
kya kehte hain aap sab
kaisa laga first update
intezaar rahega aap sabke review ka
ab aap sab humein aur Rahul ko compare mat karne lag jaaiyega
hum aur woh dono alag alag hain
ek din humara aur uska jarur saamna hoga
tab dekh lenge
ki kaun jyada powerfull hai
woh ya hum...
superb update ?UPDATE 2
Laxmi ko hum chod chuke the
Aur ab uski behen shanti ki baari thi
Lekin abhi usmein waqt tha
Hum abhi Apne asli roop mein the
Ab hum bhale hi 10 saal jail mein rahe ho
Lekin humein har baat pata thi
Ki duniya mein kya chal raha hai
I mean humein sab kuchh pata tha
Aur aage kya karna hai
Yeh bhi humne socha hua tha
Well ab hum apradhi banne waale the
Toh dhamaka toh hona hi chahiye
Lekin hum us tarah kka apradhi nahi banna tha
Jisse log nafrat karein
Na na na
Humein banna tha aisa apradhi
Jisse log darein
Chahe woh achche ho ya bure
Toh hum pahunch gaye
Sheher ke sabse bade randikhane mein
Ek aisi jagah jahan aurto aur ladkiyo ko use kiya jaata tha
Kuch majburi mein karti thi
Kuchh paiso ke liye
Waise hum yahan do kaam se aaye the
Pehle humein yahan ki ladkiyo ki jarurat thi
Aur dusra jis ladki ko jamna bai bech rahi thi
Uske maalik hum the
Jamna bai yahan ki Malkin thi
Abhi hum usi ke paas baithe hue the
Badi khubsurat thi jamna bai
Jamna bai usi ladki ka sauda kar rahi thi
Kisi paise waale aadmi se
Woh ladki Nashe mein thi
Jamna bai ke saamne ek chaaku rakhkha hua tha
Jissse fruit kaata jaata tha
Humne woh uthaya aur jamna bai ke gale pe chala diya
Wahan khade sab log hairaan reh gaye
Ek tarah se unki gaand fatke chaar ho gayi thi
Jamna bai ke gunde apne hatho mein gun mein liye
Idhar udhar Dekh rahe the
Tabhi hum apni jagah se uth gaye
Aur ek aadmi ke paas gaye
Aur uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Usne apni gun Apne sathi ki taraf kiya
Aur use goli maar diya
Yeh dekhke uske sathi hairan reh gaye
Phir humne dusre aadmi ke sar pe hath rakh diya
Usne bhi wohi kiya
Aur aisa karte karte jamna bai ke saare aadmi maare gaye
Hum chahte toh inhein chutki bajate hi khatam kar dete
Lekin Humein logo ki ankho mein dar dekhna bahut achcha lagta tha
Uske baad humne chaaku liya
Aur jo aadmi us ladki ko dekhne aaya tha
Humne uske gale pe chaaku rakh diya
Uska naam ratan laal tha
Hum invisible hi the tab se
Woh rone laga
Main..dar bhi kya cheez hai
Kuchh der pehle woh ladki apni aabru ke liye ro rahi thi
Aur ab tum apni jaan ke liye ro rahe ho
Ratan...rote hue..tum kya ho
Main..humara naam mental hai
Aur ab is duniya pe humara raaj hoga
Ab jaiyye yahan se
Warna yeh chaaku aapki gaand mein daal denge
Ratan.. tumhein pata nahi hai kya
Main saleem bhai ka aadmi hoon
Main..saleem bhai ko keh dena
Uski maa chodke uska bhai paida karne mental aagaya hai
Yeh bolke humne uska ek kaan kaat Diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh wahan se bhaag gaya
Uske baad hum us room mein gaye jahan baaki ladki thi
hum un sabke saamne aagaye
Woh sab humein dekhke hairan reh gayi
Main..humara naam mental hai
Tabhi Unmein se ek ladki boli
Madarchod apna kaam kar na
Jyada maseeha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Humne yahan se bhaagne ki bhi koshish ki
Toh hum maare jayenge
Humne use dekha
Saleem ki randi thi haramzaadi
Har randi khane mein saleem ne ek aisi ladki ko rakhkha hua tha
Jo baaki sabko batati thi
Ki agar unhone woh nahi kiya
Jo saleem chahta hai
Toh saleem unke saath kya kya karega
Hum us ladki ki taraf badhne lage
Woh ladki peechhe jaane lagi
Hum uske paas pahunch gaye
Aur uska gala pakadke utha diya humne
Woh chhatpatane lagi
Jab tak usne dum nahi tod diya
Humne uska gala nahi chhoda
Main..toh hum keh rahe the
Ki humara naam mental hai
Aur hum chahte hain
Ki aap sab humare sath chaliye
Zindagi mein kabhi aap sabko apna jism nahi bechna padega
Jitne paise chahiye hum aapko denge
Tabhi unmein se ek aur ladki aage aayi
Aur boli
Matlab tum hum sabko apni personal randi banana chahte ho
Yeh sunke hum hans diye
Main..nahi nahi
Hum aisa kuchh nahi karne waale
Agar aap sab humare sath chalengi
Tab hum aap sabko dikhayenge
Ki hum kya chahte hain
Yeh sunke woh sab ek dusre ko dekhne lagi
Kareeb 50 ladki thi woh sab
Woh sab yeh soch rahi thi
Ki agar unhone mana kar diya
Toh yeh humein bhi maar daalega
Woh sab humein aise dekhne lagi
Jaise hum koi paagal ho
Paagal toh hum hain
Apni powers ka use karke Puri duniya ke maalik ban sakte hain
Lekin hum aisa nahi karna chahte hain
Sabne haan kar diya
Phir sabko humne ek dusre ka hath pakadne ko bola
Sabne waisa hi kiya
Hum bahar aaye
Aur us ladki ko utha liya god mein
Aur phir wapas room mein chale gaye
Aur phir hum sab gayab ho gaye wahan se
Jaise hi woh sab wahan pahunchi
Un sabko yakeen nahi hua
Woh sab humein dekhne lagi
Main..sabke liye alag alag room hai
Wahan tum sabke liye kapde hain
Kuchh der mein tum sabko khana mil jaayega
Iske badle mein aapko kya chahiye
Ek ladki boli
Tum sabki wafadari
Kisi ne tumhare jism ko touch bhi kiya
Toh use Hum is duniya se mita denge
Lekin aap kya chahte hain
Dusri ladki boli
Main..ladki agar tumhein yahan rehna hai
Toh ek baad yaad rakhna
Humse sawal karna apni maut ko daawat dena.hai
Agar tumhein manzoor nahi hai
Ja sakti ho yahan se
Yeh sunke woh ladki apna munh neechi kar li
Uske baad hum sab wahan se gayab ho gaye
Woh ladki abhi bhi humari god mein thi
Humne use ek bed pe lita diya
Main..hosh mein aao zoya
Humein tumse baat karni hai
Yeh sunte hi woh ladki hosh mein aagayi
Aur idhar udhar dekhne lagi
Humne apne hont uske honto pe rakh diya
Aur uske baad use dekhne lage
Aur Jaise hi woh humein dekhi
Use bahut bada jhatka laga
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh humare gaal ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Ki hum asal mein hain
Ya woh koi sapna dekh rahi hai
Aur jab use yakeen hua
Zoya..rote hue..oh my lord of darkness
Yeh bolke usne humare pure chehre ko chumna shuru kar diya
Uske baad woh humse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Hum uske sar ko sehlane lage
Main..kyun ro rahi ho
Ab hum aagaye hain
Tumhein ab kabhi khudse door nahi Karenge
Zoya ek baar humari taraf dekhi
Tabhi wahan ek ladki Prakat hui
Zoya ne jaise hi us ladki ko dekha
Uski aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Woh ladki chalte hue humare paas pahunch chuki thi
Zoya ke jabde buri tarah se bheench gaye the
Woh ladki jhuki
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se laga di
Aur humein pure josh ke sath kiss karne lagi
Humne uski kamar ko pakda
Aur kheenchke Apni god mein bitha liya
Woh ladki humein kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Uski khubsurti bayan nahi kar sakte the hum
Kareeb 10 minutes ho chuke the
Humein use kiss karte hue
Na woh humse alag ho rahi thi
Na hum usse
Zoya ne humara collar pakda
Aur humara munh apni taraf kar liya
Aur uske baad Apne honto ko humare honto se jod di
Ab zoya jo thi
Chhodiye thoda suspence bhi rehna chahiye
Humne zoya se kiss tod diya
Kyunki woh behosh hone waali thi
Ab zoya jo thi abhi bhi insaan hi thi
Use uski powers nahi mili thi
Main.. toh tum aahi gayi fiona
Aur aate hi tumne kayi insaano ki jeevan shakti ko nigal gayi
Jaise hi fiona ne humari ankho mein dekha
Dar se kaanpne lagi
Main..just joking
Tumne unhein kyun maara hai
Yeh baat humein pata hai
Fiona..aap kabse majak karne lage
Main..hum toh shuru se Majakiya hain
Yeh bolke humne fiona ke boobs daba diye
Fiona uchhal padi
Aur zoya sharma gayi
Main..zoya kiss your sister
Zoya humari taraf dekhi
Aur Uske baad fiona ko
Fiona use dekhke muskura rahi thi
Zoya ne bina kuchh kahe fiona ke honto pe kiss kar diya
Main..yeh hui na baat
Ab hum chalte hain
Fiona..is galaxy ko kab khatam karenge
Main..kabhi nahi
Yeh ab humara Ghar hai
Zoya..main bhi chalungi aapke sath
Main..tumne agar Dekh liya
Toh tum humse nafrat karogi
Zoya..main aapki puja karti hoon
Aap mere lord hain
Aur apne lord se main kabhi Nafrat nahi kar sakti
Fiona..lord main bhi aapke sath chalungi
Main..koi galat harkat nahi karna
Yeh bolke humne apne baap ka roop le liya
Fiona..achcha hai
Ab main aapko bolungi
Yes daddy
Zoya..kameeni
Fiona..thank you sis
Main tumhari tarah nahi hoon
Jo man mein chudne ke khyal ho
Aur zubaan pe tauba tauba
I love my lord
Main..chup raho
Yeh sunke fiona chup ho gayi
Uske baad hum wapas apne asli roop mein aagaye
Hum un dono ka hath pakda
Aur pahunch gaye apne baap ke ghar
Ek maid ne gate khola
Uski age 40 saal hogi
Uski maa ke marne ke baad
Humari maa ne use apne ghar mein rakh liya tha
Use humari maa ne kabhi naukrani nahi samjha
Lekin yeh haramzaadi laxmi
Maid..jee kahiye
Kisse milna hai aapko
Main.. Apne munne ko bhool gayi kya
Yeh sunte hi uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur woh humein dekhne lagi
Malini..baba aap jail se kab chhute
Main..aaj hi chhute hain
Ab andar bhi aane dogi ki nahi
Yeh sunke malini humein raasta di
Hum andar ghus gaye
Jaise hi vidya divya aur payal ne humein dekha
Vidya..kaun ho tum aur humare ghar mein kya kar rahe ho
Main..apne bhai ko bhool gayi
Behna
Hum hai karan Rajput
Laxmi kitchen mein thi
Uske hath se kuchh chhut gaya
Laxmi daudte hue wahan aagayi
Laxmi..tujhe security waalo ne andar kaise ghusne diya
Main..hi stepmom
Laxmi.. cheekhte hue.. guards
Main..chillao mat
Humare baap ne yeh poori property ab humare naam kar di hai
Ab yahan ke maalik hum Hain
Jyada chillayi na
Toh saman samet bahar fenkwa denge
Yeh sunte hi vidya mere saamne aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maarne ki koshish ki
Tabhi Zoya ne uska hath pakad liya
Zoya..agar dobara tune inpe hath uthane ka socha bhi
Toh tujhe main ehsaas dilaungi
Ki jahannum ki aag kaisi hoti
Divya..didi isse behes karne se kya fayda
Aap papa ko hi phone karke puchh lo
Yeh sunke vidya ne apne baap ko phone laga diya
Main..kaaki hum Apne room mein ja rahe hain
Humare liye lassi bana dijiye
Yeh bolke hum room mein aagaye
Aur phir apni jeb se phone nikaalke
Hello kiye
Main..kya hua meri bachchi
Vidya..yeh main kya sun rahi hoon
Aapne apni saari property karan ke naam kar di
Woh kutta yahan aagaya hai
Main.. tameez se baat karo
Tumhara bada bhai hai woh
Vidya..woh kutta mera koi nahi hai
Samjhe aap
Aapne aisa kyu. Kiya
Main.. shayad tum bhool gayi ho
Ki yeh ghar uski maa ka hai
Yeh jitni bhi zameen jaydad hain
Uski maa ke hain
Jo humne use wapas kar diye
Vidya.. lekin apni company ko maine Apni mehnat se is mukaam tak pahunchaya hai
Main use woh nahi dungi
Main..jo ho chuka hai
Use main badal nahi sakta
Aur dobara call.mat karna
Yeh bolke humne phone kaat diya
Fiona..unhein maar kyun nahi dete hain
Zoya..haan jaise ki zindagi mein kuchh aur toh hai hi nahi
Suna nahi kya
Woh sab inki behne hain
Fiona..apni thodi hain
Zoya..tu bhi toh meri apni nahi hai
Toh kya tujhe kabhi kaha maine
Ki tu meri sister nahi hai
Fiona..lord isse keh DIJIYE
Yeh kuchh jyada hi bolne lagi hai
Main..agar jhagda kiya
Toh dobara wohin bhej dunga jahan se aayi ho
Vidya ne phone deewaar pe de maara
Laxmi dharmesh ko gandi gandi gaali diye ja rahi thi
Laxmi..kutte ka jana
Property mere naam pe hai
Aur yeh kutta us harami ko dega
Aur laxmi ne phone laga diya apni maa ko
Laxmi..maa karan wapas aagaya hai
Aur is haramzaade ne uske naam sab kuchh kar diya
Nani..tu chinta mat kar beti
Aarahi hoon
Tere dono jeeja ko leke
Aaj in dono baap beto ka
Kissa hi khatam kar dete hain
Tu bas apni betiyo ko kahin bhej de
Ek din ke liye
Laxmi..haan maa main in teeno ko farmhouse bhej dungi
Tum jaldi se jeeja jee ko leke aajao...
Aane dijiye us chhinaal budhiya ko
Dono maa beti ko ek sath chodenge
Budhiya hai toh kya hua
Gaand toh dono maa beti ki kunwari hi hai
Haramzaadi humein thikane lagayegi
Aur uske dono damad
Unhein toh fiona hi dekh legi
Malini humare liye lassi le aayi
Main..aaj bhi aapke hatho mein wohi jaadu hai
Malini..baba yeh dono kaun hain
Main..humari dost hain
Zoya..jee yeh hum dono ke maalik hain
Fiona..yep
He is my daddy
Fiona ki baat sunke zoya use ghurne lagi
Main..are aap jaiye in dono ki majak karne ki aadat hai....