UPDATE 22
jab hum ghar pahuche tab dophar ke lagbhag 3 baj chuke the gait bhabhi ne khola aur tina aur mujhe sath ghar aaye dekh unki aankhe hairat se badi badi ho gai aur wo gait par khade hue muh faade hame dekhne lagi
"jara muh to band kar lo bhabhi kahin makhhi na ghus jaye aur jara side ho lo ki hum dono ghat ke andar aa sake" tina boli aur bhabhi ko ek side dhakelte hue andar chali gai
ab tina ghar me sab ki ladli thi to uska ruaab bhi ghar me sabse jyada tha aur uske samne bhabhi ki to koi baat hi nahi thi to main bhi bhabhi ke chehre ke expressions ko muskura kar dekhte hue andar aa gaya
"are aaj ye suraj paschim se kaise nikal gaya ye chuhe aur billi ki jodi kaise ban gai...." bhabhi apne muh par hath rakhte hue boli
ab bhabhi ki baat sunkar main to kuchh nahi bola lekin tina kahan man-ne wali thi
"kyon bhabhi hum dono ko sath dekh kar mirchi lagi kya...." wo tapak se boli
"mujhe kyon mirchi lagaegi bhai main to bas hairat me hu ki tum dono me sulah kaise ho gai" bhabhi boli
"aapki baat bhi kuchh hadd tak thik hi hai wo kya hai na ki aaj hum dono ne purani dushmani bhul kar dosti kar li hai, kyon anu maine thik kaha na" tina boli
"ha.... haan.... haan" mere muh se nikla tab tak tina upar ja chuki thi
"kya baat hai anu aaj ye jungli billi jo kal raat tumhe noch khane ko taiyaar thi tumse itni friendly kaise ho gai" uske jane ke baad bhabhi mujhse boli
"bhabhi aapko to pata hi hai ki wo moody hai, maine thoda dab kar baat ki to apne aap ko mallika samajhne lagi hai to thik hai jis din maine koi baat unchi aawaz me ki to wo wapas apni aukaat par aa jayengi" maine kaha aur main bhi upar jane laga
jabki idhar bhabhi apni hi soch me dubi hui thi kyonki aaj unhe is ghar me rahte ek saal se jyada ho gaya tha lekin aaj tak unhone mere aur tina ke bich itna achha scene nahi dekha tha
idhar main bhi apne room me aa gaya aur subah ki bhag daud aur un kutto ki pitayi ke baad main bhi khud ko thaka hua mehsus kar raha tha to apne kapde utaare aur sirf chaddi pahne chadar daal kar bed par let gaya aur mobile nikal liya aur jaise hi facebook khola to usme mujhe nisha ke 4 msg dikhe ab kaam to koi tha nahi to maine bhi 'hi' ka msg bhej diya lekin wo abhi offline thi to koi reply nahi aaya phir maine WhatsApp khola aur msg check karne laga abhi koi 5 minutes hi hue the ki nisha ka msg aaya
N- kahan the aaj dophar se kab se msg kar rahi hu lekin koi reply hi nahi diya
M- thoda kaam se bahar tha isliye reply nahi kar paya lekin jaise hi free hua reply kiya na
N- aaj aisa kon sa kaam aa gaya tum to kahte ho ki filhaal koi kaam nahi karte
M- are yaar bhale hi main free hu aur koi job nahi karta lekin ghar ke aur kuchh apne bhi kaam to hote hai na
N- ohh... sorry
M- isme sorry ki kya baat hai
N- phir bhi.... mujhe lagta hai ki aaj maine tumse galat tone me baat kar li jaise koi gf ya wife karti hai
M- to kya hua wife to tum meri ban nahi sakti to gf hi ban jao
N- hey.... hello main shadishuda hu koi kuwari ladki nahi jo tumhari gf ban jau
M- areee...... shadishuda hui to kya hua aakhir ho to female hi aur mujhse sirf do saal badi ho agar kuwari hoti to ladki hi kahlati na
N- haan wo to hai....
M- aur waise bhi jab tak tum meri gf nahi banogi mere 'hathiyaar' ko try kaise kar paogi
N- whatttt..... tum abhi tak wo baat nahi bhule
M- wo bhi koi bhulne wali baat hai balki main to intzaar kar raha hu ki kab wo haseen wakt aayega jab mera hathiyaar tumhari gufa me ghusega
N- ohh my god.... tum sach me pagal ho jo aisa sochte ho
M- ab maine kya galat soch liya ek to tum khud kahti ho ki tumhara pati tumhare sath nahi hai aur jab hota hai to wo tumhe achhe se satisfy bhi nahi kar pata aur to aur tum mujhse mere khade'lund' ki photo bhi mangwa chuki ho aur kal hi ye bhi kaha tha ki use try bhi karogi phir ab ye konsa raag chhed diya tumne...
N- chheeee...... ye kaise gande word use kar rahe ho tum...
M- kyon kya hua 'lund' ko 'lund' kahna galat hai kya
N- are yaar..... lekin thode sabhy shabdo me bhi to kah sakte ho na
M- ab aapke hisab se sabhya shabd kya hai ye mujhe nahi pata main aisa hi hu aur haan ab mujhse baat tabhi karna jab mera lund apni chut me lene ki ichha ho warna mujhe msg nahi karna ok
main gusse me kuchh bhi likh gaya lekin likh diya to likh diya ab pachhtane walo me se to tha nahi main
N- bahut badh kar baat kar rahe ho tum
M- haan kar raha hu to.... kya kar logi tum
N- tum mujhe nahi pehchante lekin main tumhare bare me sab janti hu yahan tak ki ye bhi ki tum apni bahano par bhi gandi niyat rakhte ho aur main agar ye baat tumhare mummy papa tak pahucha du to....
uski baat sunkar meri gand fatt gai ki aakhir ye kon hai jo mere itne karib hai phir bhi mujhe pata nahi aur ye sali to meri gand marne chali hai to ab sabse pahle mujhe iske bare me jan-na hoga tabhi main kuchh kar paunga isliye maine bahas na karte hue usi ke style me koi bahana banaya aur filhaal ke liye us-se vida li aur aisa kon ho sakta hai ye sochne laga......