Wo dono jhadne ke baad bhi ek dusre main khoye huye the jaise abhi aur chudai karni ho
Main - ab so jao huma kal subah uthna bhi hai
Huma - kyu mujhe kya karna hai meri bahu hai beti hai wo ghar ka kaam kar sakti hai mujhe toh ab apne Raj ko khush rakhna hai aur kuch kaam nahi hai mera agar ye bolenge toh so jaungi
Par na raj ne bola na huma soi par main so gya aur jab subha ankh khuli toh bhi raj huma ke upper chada hua tha aur huma machal rahi thi jhadne ke liye bajah se raj ne huma ko kuch is tarah apni bahon main utha raiha tha aur usse chod raha tha
Huma - uuuuf raj mere sanam puri raat ap ne ek minute bhi soye nahi ho aur dekho ab apni bahon main utha rakha hai ap thak jayego mere sohar ap thak jaoge mera kya hai main toh apni bur jo ap ne ek he raat main bhosada bana diya hai khole padi rahungi ap ko toh college bhi jana hai mere Sartaj toh aur phir is ghar ki har aurat ko bhi chodna hai.
Raj - unki tu chinta mat kar meri jaan bas tu tyar kar unhe par main pehle teri bur ka bhosada bana doon ache se uske baad unka number lagaunga.
Tabhi
Main - raj usse ab toh chhod do wo Mar jayegi
Tabhi
Huma - tere samajh nahi aaya tha kya raat ko ki tu raj ko kuch mat bolna phir kyu bol raha hai hum baat kar rahe hai na
Toh main chup ho gya
Raj - huma apne namard sohar se puch ki sub se pehle kisko toh chudta dekhna chahata hai tera ye namard sohar
Toh huma mujhe dekhne lagi
Aur khud he
Huma - iski bhen ko pehle chodo uski bur main badi aag lagi hai mere bete se chudwana chahati thi wo tou uska louda khada nahi hua aur ho bhi jata toh bada chota louda hai uska louda ya nunni haan nunni hai apne abbu ki tarah
Raj - toh pehle Zarina ka number lagate hai meri jaan aur uske baad huma ko chod chod kar aisa haal kar diya ki wo thik se chal bhi nahi pa rahi thi
Is liye sub ne pucha usse toh usne bol diya ki bathroom main fisal gai thi par salmaan janta tha toh wo apni ammi ko dekhne laga par bolta kya
Tabhi Raj apne room se naha kar aaya aur zarina ke pass baith gya aur usse dekh kar
Raj - waah fufi jaan kya lag rahi ho ap aj
Ye sun kar main raj ko dekhne laga aur huma mand mand muskurai par salmaan ka dil tut gya sayad kyu ki agar huma ki baat sahi hai toh wo sayad apni fufi jaan ko chodna chahata tha par uska khada nahi hua is liye wo tadap ta reh gya .
Zarine - thanks raj kam toh tum bhi nahi lagte ho kyu bhabhi jaan sahi kaha na
Huma raj ko dekh kar
Bilkul sahi kaha zarine aapi ek dum hero lagte hai apne Raj
Tabhi
Nora meri bahu Begum
Haan ammi jaan raj bilkul hero lagte hai
Raj - ap bhi kam nahi ho bhabhi jaan
Huma - aur tera kya kehna hai hina
Hina - main kya kahu ammi jaan sohar ke hone ke baad bhi akeli hoon aur ye mere se baat bhi kaha karte hai ya toh ap se ya Zora bhabhi se ya fufi Jaan se karte hai
Raj - aisa nahi hai hina aapi ap bhi bahut he jyada khubsurat ho apni ammi ki tarah par ap hamesha gusse main rehti ho is liye dar lagta hai par aj ap bhi kam nahi lag rahi ho kisi heroine se jo such main kafi khubsurat hai
Hina- aur kya karu gussa na rahu toh abbu se kaha tha aise ladke se mera nikah mat karo jo Dubai main rehta ho par mere abbu ko paise wala ladka chahiye tha toh karwa diya mera nikah par main tum se naraz nahi hoon raj
Tabhi
Sara meri choti beti
Sara - raj ap such main acche lagte ho aapi ki baat ka bura mat manna .
Raj - main hina aapi ka dard samajh sakta hoon aur main isme inki help bhi kar sakta hai agar ye sath de toh
Ye sun kar hina usse dekhne lagi
Huma - haan bolo na raj Hina tumhara sath jarur degi
Raj - aj new movie lagi hai agar hina aapi ko koi problem na ho tou mere sath date par chalengi matlab mere sath movie phir ek accha sa lunch aur phir dher sari shopping agar hina aapi chahe toh
Huma- hina ko kya problem hogi ap le jao usse main bol rahi hoon wo chali jayegi aur huma ne mujhe isara kiya ki ek wicket down mere sohar raja
Hina - bahut hua ab mere se aur bardasht nahi hota abbu main raj ke sath ja rahi hoon aur jab mann karega aa jaungi mujhe apne sohar ke chakkar main apni life kharab nahi karni
Main - ok hina jaisi tumhari marzi
Huma - raj ap aur hina chale jao
Raj - ji nahi aunty ji ap bhi chalogi mere sath jisse hina aapi comfortable feel kare
Huma ko toh jaise uski dil ki Murad mil gai
Huma - haan haan kyu nahi hum teeno chalte hai mujhe bhi shopping karni hai apne liye
Zarine - aur main
Raj - aj hina aapi kal ap parso nora bhabhi aur uske agle din sara kyu sara chalogi na
Sara - kyu nahi mujhe movie dekhna bahut pasand hai par abbu aur ammi ki bajah se
Huma - galti ho gai sara ab nahi tum raj ke sath ja sakti ho raj tumahre salmaan ki tarah hai
Ye sun kar maine huma ko dekha toh wo muskura di aur thodi der baad teeno bahar jane lage salmaan gusse main college chala gya kyu ki wo sub janta tha phir bhi kuch bol nahi paya aur main zarine aur Nora ghar main reh gye aur wo teeno Nikal gye aur main janta tha kuch toh hina apne sohar se dukhi thi aur kuch huma aj hina ko raj ke sath set Kara degi .
Main - ab so jao huma kal subah uthna bhi hai
Huma - kyu mujhe kya karna hai meri bahu hai beti hai wo ghar ka kaam kar sakti hai mujhe toh ab apne Raj ko khush rakhna hai aur kuch kaam nahi hai mera agar ye bolenge toh so jaungi
Par na raj ne bola na huma soi par main so gya aur jab subha ankh khuli toh bhi raj huma ke upper chada hua tha aur huma machal rahi thi jhadne ke liye bajah se raj ne huma ko kuch is tarah apni bahon main utha raiha tha aur usse chod raha tha
Huma - uuuuf raj mere sanam puri raat ap ne ek minute bhi soye nahi ho aur dekho ab apni bahon main utha rakha hai ap thak jayego mere sohar ap thak jaoge mera kya hai main toh apni bur jo ap ne ek he raat main bhosada bana diya hai khole padi rahungi ap ko toh college bhi jana hai mere Sartaj toh aur phir is ghar ki har aurat ko bhi chodna hai.
Raj - unki tu chinta mat kar meri jaan bas tu tyar kar unhe par main pehle teri bur ka bhosada bana doon ache se uske baad unka number lagaunga.
Tabhi
Main - raj usse ab toh chhod do wo Mar jayegi
Tabhi
Huma - tere samajh nahi aaya tha kya raat ko ki tu raj ko kuch mat bolna phir kyu bol raha hai hum baat kar rahe hai na
Toh main chup ho gya
Raj - huma apne namard sohar se puch ki sub se pehle kisko toh chudta dekhna chahata hai tera ye namard sohar
Toh huma mujhe dekhne lagi
Aur khud he
Huma - iski bhen ko pehle chodo uski bur main badi aag lagi hai mere bete se chudwana chahati thi wo tou uska louda khada nahi hua aur ho bhi jata toh bada chota louda hai uska louda ya nunni haan nunni hai apne abbu ki tarah
Raj - toh pehle Zarina ka number lagate hai meri jaan aur uske baad huma ko chod chod kar aisa haal kar diya ki wo thik se chal bhi nahi pa rahi thi
Is liye sub ne pucha usse toh usne bol diya ki bathroom main fisal gai thi par salmaan janta tha toh wo apni ammi ko dekhne laga par bolta kya
Tabhi Raj apne room se naha kar aaya aur zarina ke pass baith gya aur usse dekh kar
Raj - waah fufi jaan kya lag rahi ho ap aj
Ye sun kar main raj ko dekhne laga aur huma mand mand muskurai par salmaan ka dil tut gya sayad kyu ki agar huma ki baat sahi hai toh wo sayad apni fufi jaan ko chodna chahata tha par uska khada nahi hua is liye wo tadap ta reh gya .
Zarine - thanks raj kam toh tum bhi nahi lagte ho kyu bhabhi jaan sahi kaha na
Huma raj ko dekh kar
Bilkul sahi kaha zarine aapi ek dum hero lagte hai apne Raj
Tabhi
Nora meri bahu Begum
Haan ammi jaan raj bilkul hero lagte hai
Raj - ap bhi kam nahi ho bhabhi jaan
Huma - aur tera kya kehna hai hina
Hina - main kya kahu ammi jaan sohar ke hone ke baad bhi akeli hoon aur ye mere se baat bhi kaha karte hai ya toh ap se ya Zora bhabhi se ya fufi Jaan se karte hai
Raj - aisa nahi hai hina aapi ap bhi bahut he jyada khubsurat ho apni ammi ki tarah par ap hamesha gusse main rehti ho is liye dar lagta hai par aj ap bhi kam nahi lag rahi ho kisi heroine se jo such main kafi khubsurat hai
Hina- aur kya karu gussa na rahu toh abbu se kaha tha aise ladke se mera nikah mat karo jo Dubai main rehta ho par mere abbu ko paise wala ladka chahiye tha toh karwa diya mera nikah par main tum se naraz nahi hoon raj
Tabhi
Sara meri choti beti
Sara - raj ap such main acche lagte ho aapi ki baat ka bura mat manna .
Raj - main hina aapi ka dard samajh sakta hoon aur main isme inki help bhi kar sakta hai agar ye sath de toh
Ye sun kar hina usse dekhne lagi
Huma - haan bolo na raj Hina tumhara sath jarur degi
Raj - aj new movie lagi hai agar hina aapi ko koi problem na ho tou mere sath date par chalengi matlab mere sath movie phir ek accha sa lunch aur phir dher sari shopping agar hina aapi chahe toh
Huma- hina ko kya problem hogi ap le jao usse main bol rahi hoon wo chali jayegi aur huma ne mujhe isara kiya ki ek wicket down mere sohar raja
Hina - bahut hua ab mere se aur bardasht nahi hota abbu main raj ke sath ja rahi hoon aur jab mann karega aa jaungi mujhe apne sohar ke chakkar main apni life kharab nahi karni
Main - ok hina jaisi tumhari marzi
Huma - raj ap aur hina chale jao
Raj - ji nahi aunty ji ap bhi chalogi mere sath jisse hina aapi comfortable feel kare
Huma ko toh jaise uski dil ki Murad mil gai
Huma - haan haan kyu nahi hum teeno chalte hai mujhe bhi shopping karni hai apne liye
Zarine - aur main
Raj - aj hina aapi kal ap parso nora bhabhi aur uske agle din sara kyu sara chalogi na
Sara - kyu nahi mujhe movie dekhna bahut pasand hai par abbu aur ammi ki bajah se
Huma - galti ho gai sara ab nahi tum raj ke sath ja sakti ho raj tumahre salmaan ki tarah hai
Ye sun kar maine huma ko dekha toh wo muskura di aur thodi der baad teeno bahar jane lage salmaan gusse main college chala gya kyu ki wo sub janta tha phir bhi kuch bol nahi paya aur main zarine aur Nora ghar main reh gye aur wo teeno Nikal gye aur main janta tha kuch toh hina apne sohar se dukhi thi aur kuch huma aj hina ko raj ke sath set Kara degi .
