- 94
- 178
- 34
Incest Mere Jiwan ki Ghatnaye
- Thread starterNamanRai
- Start date
- 54,397
- 94
- 178
- 34
Ab Aage...
To ab sthiti ye thi ki…kamre me full gandh faila hua tha…Chudai wala…
Aap to jaante hi hai ki is duniya me sabse badhiya smell yahi hota hai…Chudai ke baad wala smell…
Mere lie to tha Bhai…kyonki mai to Ghatia,Galeej aur Ganda kameena insaan hu na islie…mere lie sabse badhiya seen ye hai ki Bur me Lund andar bahar ho raha hai aur wo bhi jab Bur hamare kisi apne relative ka ho…koi bhi…Maa,Bahan,Chachi,Mausi,Nani,Dadi,Beti,Bhatiji,Bhanji…koi bhi bas apna koi hona chahie…Lund kisi ka bhi ho…koi samasya nahi…tab to maza kai guna bhadh jaata hai…
To baat abhi wahi thi ki kamre me poora gandh tha…aur koi bhi ho usko ye feel ho hi jaana tha ki kmare ka smell ajeeb sa hai….kasilaa sa…aur kuch kuch aisa jaise abhi Bur se nikla hua taaza peshaab soongha ho…
Renu ke baal bikhre the…haan…haan…Bur kee bhi…lekin abhi mai sir ke baalo ke baare me kah raha hu…
Mai to hosh me tha full…lekin Oscar level ke acting me tha…aapko to pata hi hai…
Bahar se fir Darwaja peet te hue Babu ne kaha…kaha ho Maa
…jaldi kholo na….
Thoda ruk ke…Darwaza….aur fir…kai logo ke hasne ki awaaaz…
Mere Lund ko khada hone ke lie bas ye hi kaafi tha…badi Kachhi neend thi mere Laude ki…turant jaag jaata tha…he…he…he…
khair…
Aati hu…Renu ne kaha…
Jaldi jaldi khud ko thoda theek kia lekin…uske madak aur billi jaisi kanji aankhon se madakta saaf saaf Jhalak rahi thi…saaf saaf dikh raha tha ki jaise abhi abhi billi ne poora doodh pia hai…lekin abhi bhi uska man bhara nahi hai…jaahir hai vaidh ji ke dawa par mera bharosa full kayam ho gaya tha…
Usne darwaza khola…
Babu,Bablu aur Rajesh teeno andar aaye…
Renu ne darwaza band kia…
Maine dekha…teeno bahar se aaye the lekin kisi ke paaas na koi rang tha…naa gulaal aur na hi unke upar hi kisi ne rang lagaya tha…teeno saaaf suthre the…haan Raresh aur Bablu ne haaaf nikar pahna hua tha wo bhi elastic wala jaise football ke khilaadi pahnte hai…aur upar jo T shirt un dono ne pahna hua tha wo bhi lagbhag fata hua hi tha…
B..bitho tum log Renu ne kaha…
Babu, Renu ke kareeb hi khada tha lekin Rajesh aur Bablu ne jaise hi mujhe baithe hue dekha wo thoda jhijhak gaye…lekin tabhi Babu bola…
Papa abhi full nashi me hai Bhaang kha ke…wo hosh me nahi hai…unka yaha hona ya na hona Barabar hai…tumlog tension mat lo…aaraam se baitho…
Unhone meri taraf dekha…aur Rahat ki saanss li…halan ki Rajesh abhi bhi mujhe ek tak dekhe ja raha tha…wo just mere bagal me baitha aur uske bagal me Bablu aur sabse last me Babu…
Aur…
Renu sabke saamne thi…
Mudi tudi saari…aanchal se aadhi dhaki hui Chuchi…aur madak aankho se saamne dekhti hui…
Happy Holi Chuchi…ohhh sorry…Chachi…galti se muh se nikal gaya…sorry…Bablu bola…
Ek pal ko to Renu ki aankhe gol ho gai lekin fir wo normal lagne lagi…
Maine dekha…Rajesh ka Lund khada ho gaya…jise usne apne haath se chupa lia…Bablu ki taraf mai nahi dekh paa raha tha…acting me tha na islie…
Happy Holi Chachi…Rajesh ne bhi kaha…
Tumlogo ko bhi happy Holi…Renu ne jawab dia…wo ab bhi khadi thi…
Are aap khadi kyon hai Chachi ji baith jaao na aap bhi…saamne gadda to hai hi…Bablu bola…
N..nahi thik hu mai aise hi…
Aap dar rahi haai na ki hum rang laga denge…yahi na…humko Babu bola tha ki aapko rang pasand nahi hai islie dekhie humlog bina rang ke aaye hai…yaha tak ki humlogo ne kisi ko bhi rang lagane bhi nahi dia hai…hamne socha ki….Bablu chup ho gaya…
Renu ne sawaaliye chehre se Bablu ki karaf dekha…
Are aap tension kahe le rahi hai Chachiji…humne socha ki pahle aapko de dete hai…
Wo ruka….maine dekha ki Rajesh ke Lund ne thunni maari…Bablu ne muskurate hue kaha…Holi ki badhai aapko…fir to din bhar khelna hi hai…rang…
Wo fir bola…hum chahte haai ki aaj ki Holi yaaadgaar ho hum sabke lie…islie aaj ke lie hum teeno ne kab se hi plan banaya hai…aur Chachi pata hai…hamara saath hamare Priya dost Babu ne dia hai…aur humko lagta hai hai ki humlog khali dost nahi hai…humlog pichle koi janam me jarur Bhai rahe hai…humlogo ne kasam kha li hai ki humlog ek dusre ka saaath kabhi nahi choodenge…aur…
Usne Renu ki taraf gahri najron se dekhte hue kaha…jo bhi hoga…chahe jo kuch bhi…use…mil baant ke khaayenge…kyon Babu…
Haan…haan yahi sahi hai…Babu bola…
Maine dekha…ab Rajesh ne apne Lund ko jo haath se chupaya tha khula chod dia tha jis se uska bada sa tent pant me dikh raha tha…aur meri najar wahi par thi…
Renu ne kaha…
Ye to achha hi hai ki tumlogo me aisi gahri dosti hai na…
Haan Chachi hai…Rajesh bola…
Ruko mai tum logo ke lie kuch khaane ke lie laati hu…wo mudi…lekin tabhi…
Bablu bola…kuch ajeeb sa gandh aa raha hai na Chachi…
Renu hadbada gai…nahi to…kaha kuch gandh aa rahi hai…
Nahi kuch to smell ho raha hai…
Wo rasoi se aa rahi hogi na…Holi me Maalpuwa banaya hai na tumlogo ke lie islie wahi se aa rahi hogi…ruko mai abhi laati hu…aur wo mudi… aur apne bade chaude se Gaand ko hilore lagati hui rasoi ki taraf chali gai…
Aaahhh…Bablu ne aah bhari…kya Gaand hai yaar…abhi lagta hai saari utha ke pel du….aur usne apna Lund sahlaya…tent uska bhi bana hua tha…
Wo bola…Babu…tu kaise abhi tak apni Maa ki lie bina hai yaar….
Babu bola…yaar meri Maa hai mai aisa kaise soch sakta hu…
Tu sab soch bhi sakta hai aur kar bhi sakta hai…aur agar aaj hamari kismat ne saath dia mere dost to aaj hi tu swarg ke darshan Karega…
Maine man hi man kaha…Bhadwo tumhe kya pata…Babu swarg ho kar ke aa bhi chuka hai…
Tabhi…Renu aai…aur katrore me ras bhari hui Maalpuwa sabko paros di…
Sab khane lage…
Uncle ko nahi dia aapne Chachi…
Are inko abhi kuch hosh nahi hai…ye abhi kuch bhi kaarne ke layak nahi hai…nasha utrega to khila dungi…tumlog khaao na aur batao kaisa laga…
Wo khane lage…
Bahut hi achha hai Chachi…bahut rasdaar hai…choos choos ke khaane me baahut maza aa raha haai…
Renu gadde me baith gai…maine dekha uske najre Bablu aur rajesh ke tent me thi…
Maine uski aakho me surror panapte hue dekha…
Haan…wo boli…Maalpuwa ko choos choos ke hi khaya jaataa hai…tabhi majaa aata hai…
Rajesh…ke Laude ne thunni maari aur uskaa poora tent hil gaya…
Tum log aaraam se khao…aur chahie to bolna…mai bhi to tumhari Maa ke samaaan hi hu…
Rajesh dheeere se budbudaya…aur hum Madarchod hai…jise maine bhi sunaa aur Bablu ne bhi…aur dono ke tent jor se hile…
Unhone ne poora kha lia aur katore ko neeche rakhne lage…
Renu uthne lagi to….Bablu ne kaha are Chachi rahne do na hum rakh aaenge rasoi me..aap aaraam se baitho na…
Wo uth ke saare katore ko rasoi me rakhne gaya…mai bhi aaata hu bol ke pahle Babu fir Rajesh bhi wahi gaya…
Kuch palo ke baad wo laute…
Teeno ab Renu ke aaas paas khade ho gaye…Renu ab bhi baaithi thi…
Bablu bola…
Waise Chachi…rang nahi khelogi sach me…
Haan mujhe rang pasand nahi hai…
Koi to rang pasand hoga na…
Nahi mujhe koi bhi rang pasand naahi hai…
Safed bhi nahi….Bablu bola
K..kya matlab…Renu ne hard ho ke poocha
Are yaar…Bablu jhunjhla utha…seedha to pooch raha hu Chachi isme matlab ki kya baat hai…chalo fir se poochta hu ek baat wo bhi saaf saaf…aur aap bhi saaaf saaaf batana…
Kya poochna hai…Renu udhedbun me thi…
Aaj Holi hai na…
Haan…to..
Kam se kam aaj agar hum kuch karenge to aap Bura nahi maanogi hai na…
Kyonki Bura na maano Holi hai…wo muskuraya…
Kuch karenge matlab…Renu ne kaha…
Matlab ye ki humlog aapke saath Holi khelna chahte hai…wo bi safed rang se…uska tent jor se hila…
Renu abhi tak confused thi…wo uthna chaah rahi thi…chalo ab bahut hua mujhe raosi jaana hai….
Wo uth paati uske pahle hi Bablu ne Renu ke dono kandhe ko pakad ke usko fir se baitha dia…
Chachi aaj to aapke saath hum teeeno Holi khel ke rahenge…
Aur itna kah ke achanak usne apne Lund ko bahar nikaal lia…jo ki Renu ke thik muh ke paas lahara raha tha…bahut hi gora aur bada Lund…Supaada poora fula hua…
Renu ki aankhen fail gai ye dekh ke…usne kuch kahne ke lie muh khola hi tha ki tabhi Bablu ne apne Lund ko Renu ke muh ke paas bhida ke halke se thel dia…
Gapp se aawaaz hui aur uska supaada Renu ke muh me tha…
Iske pahle ki koi kuch saamajhta…Rajesh ne Renu ke blouse ke upar se hi uski Chuchi ko sahlana aur dabaana shuru kar dia…
Udhar Bablu Renu ke sir ko pakad ke apne Lund ke upar dabaane laga…
Sabkuch itni jaldi hua ki shayad Renu ko kuch samaj me bhi nahi aaya hoga aur sab ho gaya…
Babu jo ki ab tak khada tha wo Renu ke ekdaam paas ja ke apni Maa ke muh me dekhne laga jisme ki ab Bablu ka aaadhe se jyada Lund tha…
Rajesh lagataar Renu ke Chuchi ke ghundion ko radio ki tarah tune kar raha tha…
Renu ne is poore ghanta ke dauraaan ek bhi baar waisa virodh kuch kia nahi tha aur ab to lag raha tha ki wo bhi garam ho gai thi…wo dheeli ho gai thi ab…
Bahut jor laga ke achanak usne aapne muh se Laude ko nikaala…Lund poore laar se lisda hua tha…
Sharam nahi aati hai tumlogo ko…mai tumhari Maa jaisi hu…
Bablu muskurate hue kaha…hum bhi Madaarchod hi hai…aur Rajesh bhi hasne laga…mai bhi…usne kaha…
Aur tu…Renu ne Babu ki taraf dekh ke kaha…ekdam Bhadwa hi hai kya…apni Maa ko paros raha hai dosto ke saamne aur wo bhi apne saamne hi…
Babu ne najar neechi kar li…
Chachi…isme kuch Bura nahi hai Bablu ne kaha…aaj Holi hai…khali aaj ke lie maan jaao please…hum bahut pyar karte hai aapko…ek baar khali aaj ke lie…
Renu sir jhuka ke waise hi baithi thi…Rajesh abhi bhi Renu ke Chuchion ko masle ja raha tha…
Siiii…Renu ke muh se nikla…
Dheere karo…
Ye sun na tha ki Bablu toot pada Renu pe…aur apne tanke hue Laude ko uske muh me poora pel dia…aur ab…
Ab Renu ke muh se pach…pach ki aawaaz aa rahi thi…
Bablu ki aankhe band ho rahi thi…wo Dheere Dheere Renu ko gadde me dhakel ke sula raha tha aur Renu chitt so gai thi ab…
Bablu uske muh me jhuk ke Lund ko Dheeere Dheere pel raha tha…aur ab Renu ko bhi koi problem nahi thi…
Rajesh ne Chuchi ko chod dia aur ab Renu ke pairo ke paas aa ke uski saari ko saaya samet uthane laga…
Chuttar tak utha di usne…neeche se Renu nangi ho gai thi…
Babu bhi wahi tha…wo kuch kar nahi raha tha kewal dekhe ja raha tha…
Mere lie ye seen dekh ke date rahna bahut mushkil ho raha tha…mera Lund tanak ke is kadar hard ho gaya tha maano abhi ke abhi fat jaaega…
Tabhi Renu ne apne Gaand ko thoda saa uchkaaya…
Aur Rajesh ne uske saari ko pet tak Chadha dia…
Renu ne apne jaangho ko faila dia…
Uski khuli hui Bur rajesh aur Babu ke saamne thi…
Rajesh ne bina der kie hue Renu ki Bur me apni jubaan laga di…dono haath se Bur ki puttion ko failaya aur jeev poora andar kar ke chatne laga…
Renu gangana gai aur apne Chuttar ko upar karne lagi…
Aur tabhi…Babu…jaag gaya…
Usne apna full khada Lund bahar nikala…jiska supaada abhi tak khula nahi tha aur Rajesh ko dhakka maar ke alag kia…
Rajesh kuch bolta uske pahle hi usne apna Lund…Renu ki Bur me adaya aur…
Pakk…ki aawaz hui aur usne Lund poora andar kar dia…
Gajab ka seen tha ye…
Bablu ko jab ye ehsaas hua ki neeche kuch ho raha hai to usne apne Lund ko Renu ke muh se bahar nikaala…
Renu ke muh se aahhhh ki aawaz aai…
Aur tabhi Babu ne Renu ke Bur me apna Lund andar bahar karna shuru kia…
Bablu Renu ki Chuchi dabane laga…aur Rajesh apne Lund ko ye dekh ke muthiyane laga…
Uska Lund Bablu ke jitna bada nahi tha lekin supaada jyada mota tha uska…
Bablu Renu ko dekh ke haste hue kaha…
Chachi ye Holi to yadgaar hone wala hai…jiwan me pahli baar Bete ko Maa Chodte hue dekha hai…
Na..na…ghabrao nahi…mai to chahta hu har Bete ko aise hi hona chahie aur har Maa ko aise hi Bete ko pyar karna chahie…
Renu ne ek pal ko meri taraf dekha lekin mai to Oscar lene ke lie mara jaa raha tha…sabkuch dekh ke bhi actiong me tha poora…
Ab Renu ke muh se aahhh aahhh jyada jor se nikal rahi thi…
Aur achanak Babu ki speed badh gai…dhaap dhaap…aahhh ohhh…fach fach ki aawaaz goonjne lagi thi…
Aur achanak Babu ke sharer ne jhatka khaya aur wo apni Maa ke Bur me aise jor se chipka maano fir se wahi jaana chaah raha ho…
Mai samjh gaya ki wo jhad gaya…
Lekin Renu ab bhi tadap rahi thi…ohhh…aahhh kar rahi thi…
Bablu ne kaha…ruko Chachi mai samajh raha hu ki tum aag me jal rahi ho…tumhara abhi jhada nahi hai…
Achanak Renu ne kaha…
To Madarchod…Chachi Chachi bol ke gyan kya Chod raha hai…jaldi se Chod na…pata nahi aaj kya hua hai Bur me gajab ki khujlahat machi hui hai…aisa lag raha hai ki bas Chudwate rahu…
Aaj maine Renu ka ek alag hi roop dekha…poori Randi wala roop…mujhe vishwaas nahi ho raha tha…
Maine kahi padha tha ki har aurat ke anadr ek Raand chupi hui hoti hai aur mauka milne par kabhi na kabhi wo bahar aa ke apna nanga roop dikhati hai…aur ye maine aaj Renu ke andar wahi Raand dekha….
Bablu chitt let gaya aur usne Renu ko apne upar kia…Renu jaise sabkuch samajh gai thi…
Wo uske khade Lund ko haath se pakdi aur apni Bur me bhida ke jhatka maara…aur uchalne lagi…
Kahne ki jarurat nahi ki kamaal ka dikh raha tha ye…
Babu bhi dekh raha tha ye sab…
Wo nidhaal sa usi gadde me baitha hua tha…
Lund andar bahar ho raha tha…
Tabhi Bablu ne Renu ko apne kareeb kheecha aur Chuchi dabate hue hooth choosne laga…
Aur aisa karne se pata nahi kaise lekin thoda idhar udhar hue dono aur ab mujhe saaf saaf Renu ke Gaand ke taraf se Bablu ka Lund abdar bahar hota hua dikh raha tha…
Kamre me kasaila gandh faila hua tha…poora ka poora….
Renu ki speed badhi hui thi…
Ki tabhi…
Rajesh ne peeche se Renu ki Gaand ko pakda…uski Bur se jo ras nikal raha tha usko Gaand ke ched me lagaya…aur Dheere Dheere do ungliya daali…
Renu ka Gaand khul gaya…
Mai bata nahi sakta ki kaisa najaara tha wo…meri halat bahut kharaab thi…mujhe lag raha tha ki bina muth maare hue mera maal ab bahar nikla ki tab bahar nikla…
Kamaal ki baat thi na…
Saamne abhi mere khud ke ete ne meri Biwi Chod di…
Aur abhi uska ek dost Bur pel raha tha aur ek dost uske Gaand se khel raha tha aur ye dekh ke gussa hione ke bajaae mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki mera maal bas nikal hi jaaega…mai apni khud ki Biwi ka Randipana dekh ke josh se bhara hua tha aur mai chahta tha…kasam se mai chahta tha ki wo aur jyada Raandpana kare…
Khud socho kis kadar ganda aadmi hu mai…
Jaanta hu ki kuch logo ko abhi bhi ye ek kahani hi lag rahi hogi…lekin isme kewal jhooth ka tadka bhar hai…baaki khalish sach hai…sirf sach…
Khair…
Rajesh Gaand me abhi bhi do ungli ghusa raha tha…
Renu ne palat ke achanak lagbhag daant te hue kaha…Lund nahi hai kya Madarchod kutte jo ungli pele ja raha hai…
Rajesh ko ye baat Buri lagi…
Wo utha…jor se bola hai Bhonsdiwali…ye le…
Aur ek jhatka me…pakk se poora Lund uski Gaand me thoos dia…
Renu ko dard to nahi hua hoga ye mai jaanta hu kyonki uski Gaand khuli hui thi pahle se hi…lekin usne kaha…
Dheere karo Haramjaade…
Aur ab Dheere ya jor ki baat kaha thi ab to uska poora Lund Renu ki Gaand ko dhake hue tha…
Bablu aur Rajesh dono Renu ko pel rahe the…
Kamre me aahhh ohhh Randi…Madarchod Bhonsdi jaisi gaaliya chal rahi thi…kach kach…fach fach ke aawaaz se kamra goonj raha tha…aur tabhi…
Renu ka poora sharer akda…ahhhhh….Madarchodo…mai gai….aur uske Gaand ne Lund ki taraf jor lagaya…
Wo jhad rahi thi…
Bablu thoda ruka…Rajesh bhi…usi position me…
Fir kuch palo ke baad toofaan chaalu ho gaya…
Bur se paani nikla hua tha islie kuch jyada hi fach fach baj raha tha…
Kamaal ki baat thi na…
Hum Baap Bete dono ke saamne hamare ghar ki aurat…ghar ki sharm aur haya…Chud rahi thi aur hum dono ko hi koi glani nahi thi ulte mujhe to maja aa raha tha aur Babu ko bhi aa hi raha hoga warna wo apne dosto ko apni Maa Chudwane laata hi kyon…hai na…
Ab…
Aisa lag raha tha ki Bablu aur Rajesh bhi jhadne wale the…unka speed bahut jyada badha hua tha…
Aur…kuch jhatko ke baad…ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Randi Chachiiiiii bol ke Bablu shaant pad gaya….
Ek do aur jhatka maare honge rajesh ne ki tabhi wo bhi Renu ki Gaand se chipak gaya….
Teeno ek dusre se goonthe hue the…
Aur bas mere lie itna hi bahut tha…aur tabhi mere Lund ne bhi ulti kar di…
Mai anand ke saagar me gote lagane laga…lungi poori bheeg gai jo ki baahar se bhi dikh hi rahi hogi…
Renu ne dono ko alag kia…
Apni saari sameti…
Chuchi me blousae chadhaya…
Babu ki taraf dekh ke kaha…
Ye kya karwa dia tumne Bete…aur kya kar lia aaj tumne…tumko sharm bhi nahi aai aisa karte hue…
Babu ka sir glani se neeche jhuk gaya…
Renu fir boli…aur tumlog…Maa samaan Chachi ke saath ye karte hue tumlogo ko bhi sharam aani chahie…mai aurat hu…bahak gai…lekin tum dono bhi mere Beto ki tarah ho…tumlogo ko aisa nahi karna tha…
To aaapka Beta kaun sa aapko rahne dia…wo to khud hi Madarchod ban gay ana aaj…
Chachi…rahne do na ye baat…Holi hai aaj…jo hua so hua…asli baat hai ki hum sab ne bahut maje kie…aur jiwan bhar aaj ki Holi hum sabko yaad rahegi…aur aap chinta mat karo ye baate sirf hamare beech hi rahegi ye wada raha…Bablu bola…
Usne aage kaha…
Lekin ek baat ka afsos ho raha hai…
Sabne us taraf dekha…
Kaash abhi Munni bhi hoti…wo bhi yaha hamare saath Holi enjoy karti…
Aur ye bol ke Bablu aur Rajesh dono hasne lage…
Renu ke chehre par bhi muskaan aa gai…bade Harami ho tum log…
Rajesh ne kaha….lekin Chachi mujhe to Bur mila hi nahi…
Bablu bola…aur mujhe Gaand…
Chalo bhaago ab yaha se…aur wo uth gai…
Karte hai na Chachi ek baar aur…
Nahi ab nahi…kabhi bhi nahi…jo hua wo bhool jaao aur mai bhi bhool jaaungi…
Aise kaise…
Yahi sahi rahega sabke lie…
Sab chup the…
Lekin Chachi fir kabhi…agar aap chahogi tab to…usne baat adhuri rahne di…
Tab ki tab dekhenge….abhi jaao yaha se…aur turant jaao…agar inko hosh aa gaya to mera ghar tabah ho jaaega…jaao…
Un logo ne meri taraf dekha…unke chehre par muskaan thi…jaise mera majaak uda rahe ho aur kah rahe ho….
Dekh Bhadwe humne teri Biwi chod di tere aur tere Bete ke saamne aur tu kuch bhi nahi kar paaya…
Jaao bhi ab…
Wo dono uthe…
Happy Holi Chachi kaha…
Renu ke kareeb pahuche…Bablu ne uski Gaand masli aur Rajesh ne dono Chuchiyon ko dabaya…
Aur dono darwaze ki taraf badhe…
Babu ne darwaza band kia aur jaise hi muda…uske chehre par ek jor ka thappad pada…
Chataak…
Maine dekha Renu jor jor se ro rahi thi…
Uska rona mujhe achha nahi lagta hai kabhi…bahut pyar karta hu mai usko…Sach me...
Lekin…
Maine mere man me aaya…
Nau Sau Choohe kha ke Billi ha@ ko Chali…
To ab sthiti ye thi ki…kamre me full gandh faila hua tha…Chudai wala…
Aap to jaante hi hai ki is duniya me sabse badhiya smell yahi hota hai…Chudai ke baad wala smell…
Mere lie to tha Bhai…kyonki mai to Ghatia,Galeej aur Ganda kameena insaan hu na islie…mere lie sabse badhiya seen ye hai ki Bur me Lund andar bahar ho raha hai aur wo bhi jab Bur hamare kisi apne relative ka ho…koi bhi…Maa,Bahan,Chachi,Mausi,Nani,Dadi,Beti,Bhatiji,Bhanji…koi bhi bas apna koi hona chahie…Lund kisi ka bhi ho…koi samasya nahi…tab to maza kai guna bhadh jaata hai…
To baat abhi wahi thi ki kamre me poora gandh tha…aur koi bhi ho usko ye feel ho hi jaana tha ki kmare ka smell ajeeb sa hai….kasilaa sa…aur kuch kuch aisa jaise abhi Bur se nikla hua taaza peshaab soongha ho…
Renu ke baal bikhre the…haan…haan…Bur kee bhi…lekin abhi mai sir ke baalo ke baare me kah raha hu…
Mai to hosh me tha full…lekin Oscar level ke acting me tha…aapko to pata hi hai…
Bahar se fir Darwaja peet te hue Babu ne kaha…kaha ho Maa
…jaldi kholo na….
Thoda ruk ke…Darwaza….aur fir…kai logo ke hasne ki awaaaz…
Mere Lund ko khada hone ke lie bas ye hi kaafi tha…badi Kachhi neend thi mere Laude ki…turant jaag jaata tha…he…he…he…
khair…
Aati hu…Renu ne kaha…
Jaldi jaldi khud ko thoda theek kia lekin…uske madak aur billi jaisi kanji aankhon se madakta saaf saaf Jhalak rahi thi…saaf saaf dikh raha tha ki jaise abhi abhi billi ne poora doodh pia hai…lekin abhi bhi uska man bhara nahi hai…jaahir hai vaidh ji ke dawa par mera bharosa full kayam ho gaya tha…
Usne darwaza khola…
Babu,Bablu aur Rajesh teeno andar aaye…
Renu ne darwaza band kia…
Maine dekha…teeno bahar se aaye the lekin kisi ke paaas na koi rang tha…naa gulaal aur na hi unke upar hi kisi ne rang lagaya tha…teeno saaaf suthre the…haan Raresh aur Bablu ne haaaf nikar pahna hua tha wo bhi elastic wala jaise football ke khilaadi pahnte hai…aur upar jo T shirt un dono ne pahna hua tha wo bhi lagbhag fata hua hi tha…
B..bitho tum log Renu ne kaha…
Babu, Renu ke kareeb hi khada tha lekin Rajesh aur Bablu ne jaise hi mujhe baithe hue dekha wo thoda jhijhak gaye…lekin tabhi Babu bola…
Papa abhi full nashi me hai Bhaang kha ke…wo hosh me nahi hai…unka yaha hona ya na hona Barabar hai…tumlog tension mat lo…aaraam se baitho…
Unhone meri taraf dekha…aur Rahat ki saanss li…halan ki Rajesh abhi bhi mujhe ek tak dekhe ja raha tha…wo just mere bagal me baitha aur uske bagal me Bablu aur sabse last me Babu…
Aur…
Renu sabke saamne thi…
Mudi tudi saari…aanchal se aadhi dhaki hui Chuchi…aur madak aankho se saamne dekhti hui…
Happy Holi Chuchi…ohhh sorry…Chachi…galti se muh se nikal gaya…sorry…Bablu bola…
Ek pal ko to Renu ki aankhe gol ho gai lekin fir wo normal lagne lagi…
Maine dekha…Rajesh ka Lund khada ho gaya…jise usne apne haath se chupa lia…Bablu ki taraf mai nahi dekh paa raha tha…acting me tha na islie…
Happy Holi Chachi…Rajesh ne bhi kaha…
Tumlogo ko bhi happy Holi…Renu ne jawab dia…wo ab bhi khadi thi…
Are aap khadi kyon hai Chachi ji baith jaao na aap bhi…saamne gadda to hai hi…Bablu bola…
N..nahi thik hu mai aise hi…
Aap dar rahi haai na ki hum rang laga denge…yahi na…humko Babu bola tha ki aapko rang pasand nahi hai islie dekhie humlog bina rang ke aaye hai…yaha tak ki humlogo ne kisi ko bhi rang lagane bhi nahi dia hai…hamne socha ki….Bablu chup ho gaya…
Renu ne sawaaliye chehre se Bablu ki karaf dekha…
Are aap tension kahe le rahi hai Chachiji…humne socha ki pahle aapko de dete hai…
Wo ruka….maine dekha ki Rajesh ke Lund ne thunni maari…Bablu ne muskurate hue kaha…Holi ki badhai aapko…fir to din bhar khelna hi hai…rang…
Wo fir bola…hum chahte haai ki aaj ki Holi yaaadgaar ho hum sabke lie…islie aaj ke lie hum teeno ne kab se hi plan banaya hai…aur Chachi pata hai…hamara saath hamare Priya dost Babu ne dia hai…aur humko lagta hai hai ki humlog khali dost nahi hai…humlog pichle koi janam me jarur Bhai rahe hai…humlogo ne kasam kha li hai ki humlog ek dusre ka saaath kabhi nahi choodenge…aur…
Usne Renu ki taraf gahri najron se dekhte hue kaha…jo bhi hoga…chahe jo kuch bhi…use…mil baant ke khaayenge…kyon Babu…
Haan…haan yahi sahi hai…Babu bola…
Maine dekha…ab Rajesh ne apne Lund ko jo haath se chupaya tha khula chod dia tha jis se uska bada sa tent pant me dikh raha tha…aur meri najar wahi par thi…
Renu ne kaha…
Ye to achha hi hai ki tumlogo me aisi gahri dosti hai na…
Haan Chachi hai…Rajesh bola…
Ruko mai tum logo ke lie kuch khaane ke lie laati hu…wo mudi…lekin tabhi…
Bablu bola…kuch ajeeb sa gandh aa raha hai na Chachi…
Renu hadbada gai…nahi to…kaha kuch gandh aa rahi hai…
Nahi kuch to smell ho raha hai…
Wo rasoi se aa rahi hogi na…Holi me Maalpuwa banaya hai na tumlogo ke lie islie wahi se aa rahi hogi…ruko mai abhi laati hu…aur wo mudi… aur apne bade chaude se Gaand ko hilore lagati hui rasoi ki taraf chali gai…
Aaahhh…Bablu ne aah bhari…kya Gaand hai yaar…abhi lagta hai saari utha ke pel du….aur usne apna Lund sahlaya…tent uska bhi bana hua tha…
Wo bola…Babu…tu kaise abhi tak apni Maa ki lie bina hai yaar….
Babu bola…yaar meri Maa hai mai aisa kaise soch sakta hu…
Tu sab soch bhi sakta hai aur kar bhi sakta hai…aur agar aaj hamari kismat ne saath dia mere dost to aaj hi tu swarg ke darshan Karega…
Maine man hi man kaha…Bhadwo tumhe kya pata…Babu swarg ho kar ke aa bhi chuka hai…
Tabhi…Renu aai…aur katrore me ras bhari hui Maalpuwa sabko paros di…
Sab khane lage…
Uncle ko nahi dia aapne Chachi…
Are inko abhi kuch hosh nahi hai…ye abhi kuch bhi kaarne ke layak nahi hai…nasha utrega to khila dungi…tumlog khaao na aur batao kaisa laga…
Wo khane lage…
Bahut hi achha hai Chachi…bahut rasdaar hai…choos choos ke khaane me baahut maza aa raha haai…
Renu gadde me baith gai…maine dekha uske najre Bablu aur rajesh ke tent me thi…
Maine uski aakho me surror panapte hue dekha…
Haan…wo boli…Maalpuwa ko choos choos ke hi khaya jaataa hai…tabhi majaa aata hai…
Rajesh…ke Laude ne thunni maari aur uskaa poora tent hil gaya…
Tum log aaraam se khao…aur chahie to bolna…mai bhi to tumhari Maa ke samaaan hi hu…
Rajesh dheeere se budbudaya…aur hum Madarchod hai…jise maine bhi sunaa aur Bablu ne bhi…aur dono ke tent jor se hile…
Unhone ne poora kha lia aur katore ko neeche rakhne lage…
Renu uthne lagi to….Bablu ne kaha are Chachi rahne do na hum rakh aaenge rasoi me..aap aaraam se baitho na…
Wo uth ke saare katore ko rasoi me rakhne gaya…mai bhi aaata hu bol ke pahle Babu fir Rajesh bhi wahi gaya…
Kuch palo ke baad wo laute…
Teeno ab Renu ke aaas paas khade ho gaye…Renu ab bhi baaithi thi…
Bablu bola…
Waise Chachi…rang nahi khelogi sach me…
Haan mujhe rang pasand nahi hai…
Koi to rang pasand hoga na…
Nahi mujhe koi bhi rang pasand naahi hai…
Safed bhi nahi….Bablu bola
K..kya matlab…Renu ne hard ho ke poocha
Are yaar…Bablu jhunjhla utha…seedha to pooch raha hu Chachi isme matlab ki kya baat hai…chalo fir se poochta hu ek baat wo bhi saaf saaf…aur aap bhi saaaf saaaf batana…
Kya poochna hai…Renu udhedbun me thi…
Aaj Holi hai na…
Haan…to..
Kam se kam aaj agar hum kuch karenge to aap Bura nahi maanogi hai na…
Kyonki Bura na maano Holi hai…wo muskuraya…
Kuch karenge matlab…Renu ne kaha…
Matlab ye ki humlog aapke saath Holi khelna chahte hai…wo bi safed rang se…uska tent jor se hila…
Renu abhi tak confused thi…wo uthna chaah rahi thi…chalo ab bahut hua mujhe raosi jaana hai….
Wo uth paati uske pahle hi Bablu ne Renu ke dono kandhe ko pakad ke usko fir se baitha dia…
Chachi aaj to aapke saath hum teeeno Holi khel ke rahenge…
Aur itna kah ke achanak usne apne Lund ko bahar nikaal lia…jo ki Renu ke thik muh ke paas lahara raha tha…bahut hi gora aur bada Lund…Supaada poora fula hua…
Renu ki aankhen fail gai ye dekh ke…usne kuch kahne ke lie muh khola hi tha ki tabhi Bablu ne apne Lund ko Renu ke muh ke paas bhida ke halke se thel dia…
Gapp se aawaaz hui aur uska supaada Renu ke muh me tha…
Iske pahle ki koi kuch saamajhta…Rajesh ne Renu ke blouse ke upar se hi uski Chuchi ko sahlana aur dabaana shuru kar dia…
Udhar Bablu Renu ke sir ko pakad ke apne Lund ke upar dabaane laga…
Sabkuch itni jaldi hua ki shayad Renu ko kuch samaj me bhi nahi aaya hoga aur sab ho gaya…
Babu jo ki ab tak khada tha wo Renu ke ekdaam paas ja ke apni Maa ke muh me dekhne laga jisme ki ab Bablu ka aaadhe se jyada Lund tha…
Rajesh lagataar Renu ke Chuchi ke ghundion ko radio ki tarah tune kar raha tha…
Renu ne is poore ghanta ke dauraaan ek bhi baar waisa virodh kuch kia nahi tha aur ab to lag raha tha ki wo bhi garam ho gai thi…wo dheeli ho gai thi ab…
Bahut jor laga ke achanak usne aapne muh se Laude ko nikaala…Lund poore laar se lisda hua tha…
Sharam nahi aati hai tumlogo ko…mai tumhari Maa jaisi hu…
Bablu muskurate hue kaha…hum bhi Madaarchod hi hai…aur Rajesh bhi hasne laga…mai bhi…usne kaha…
Aur tu…Renu ne Babu ki taraf dekh ke kaha…ekdam Bhadwa hi hai kya…apni Maa ko paros raha hai dosto ke saamne aur wo bhi apne saamne hi…
Babu ne najar neechi kar li…
Chachi…isme kuch Bura nahi hai Bablu ne kaha…aaj Holi hai…khali aaj ke lie maan jaao please…hum bahut pyar karte hai aapko…ek baar khali aaj ke lie…
Renu sir jhuka ke waise hi baithi thi…Rajesh abhi bhi Renu ke Chuchion ko masle ja raha tha…
Siiii…Renu ke muh se nikla…
Dheere karo…
Ye sun na tha ki Bablu toot pada Renu pe…aur apne tanke hue Laude ko uske muh me poora pel dia…aur ab…
Ab Renu ke muh se pach…pach ki aawaaz aa rahi thi…
Bablu ki aankhe band ho rahi thi…wo Dheere Dheere Renu ko gadde me dhakel ke sula raha tha aur Renu chitt so gai thi ab…
Bablu uske muh me jhuk ke Lund ko Dheeere Dheere pel raha tha…aur ab Renu ko bhi koi problem nahi thi…
Rajesh ne Chuchi ko chod dia aur ab Renu ke pairo ke paas aa ke uski saari ko saaya samet uthane laga…
Chuttar tak utha di usne…neeche se Renu nangi ho gai thi…
Babu bhi wahi tha…wo kuch kar nahi raha tha kewal dekhe ja raha tha…
Mere lie ye seen dekh ke date rahna bahut mushkil ho raha tha…mera Lund tanak ke is kadar hard ho gaya tha maano abhi ke abhi fat jaaega…
Tabhi Renu ne apne Gaand ko thoda saa uchkaaya…
Aur Rajesh ne uske saari ko pet tak Chadha dia…
Renu ne apne jaangho ko faila dia…
Uski khuli hui Bur rajesh aur Babu ke saamne thi…
Rajesh ne bina der kie hue Renu ki Bur me apni jubaan laga di…dono haath se Bur ki puttion ko failaya aur jeev poora andar kar ke chatne laga…
Renu gangana gai aur apne Chuttar ko upar karne lagi…
Aur tabhi…Babu…jaag gaya…
Usne apna full khada Lund bahar nikala…jiska supaada abhi tak khula nahi tha aur Rajesh ko dhakka maar ke alag kia…
Rajesh kuch bolta uske pahle hi usne apna Lund…Renu ki Bur me adaya aur…
Pakk…ki aawaz hui aur usne Lund poora andar kar dia…
Gajab ka seen tha ye…
Bablu ko jab ye ehsaas hua ki neeche kuch ho raha hai to usne apne Lund ko Renu ke muh se bahar nikaala…
Renu ke muh se aahhhh ki aawaz aai…
Aur tabhi Babu ne Renu ke Bur me apna Lund andar bahar karna shuru kia…
Bablu Renu ki Chuchi dabane laga…aur Rajesh apne Lund ko ye dekh ke muthiyane laga…
Uska Lund Bablu ke jitna bada nahi tha lekin supaada jyada mota tha uska…
Bablu Renu ko dekh ke haste hue kaha…
Chachi ye Holi to yadgaar hone wala hai…jiwan me pahli baar Bete ko Maa Chodte hue dekha hai…
Na..na…ghabrao nahi…mai to chahta hu har Bete ko aise hi hona chahie aur har Maa ko aise hi Bete ko pyar karna chahie…
Renu ne ek pal ko meri taraf dekha lekin mai to Oscar lene ke lie mara jaa raha tha…sabkuch dekh ke bhi actiong me tha poora…
Ab Renu ke muh se aahhh aahhh jyada jor se nikal rahi thi…
Aur achanak Babu ki speed badh gai…dhaap dhaap…aahhh ohhh…fach fach ki aawaaz goonjne lagi thi…
Aur achanak Babu ke sharer ne jhatka khaya aur wo apni Maa ke Bur me aise jor se chipka maano fir se wahi jaana chaah raha ho…
Mai samjh gaya ki wo jhad gaya…
Lekin Renu ab bhi tadap rahi thi…ohhh…aahhh kar rahi thi…
Bablu ne kaha…ruko Chachi mai samajh raha hu ki tum aag me jal rahi ho…tumhara abhi jhada nahi hai…
Achanak Renu ne kaha…
To Madarchod…Chachi Chachi bol ke gyan kya Chod raha hai…jaldi se Chod na…pata nahi aaj kya hua hai Bur me gajab ki khujlahat machi hui hai…aisa lag raha hai ki bas Chudwate rahu…
Aaj maine Renu ka ek alag hi roop dekha…poori Randi wala roop…mujhe vishwaas nahi ho raha tha…
Maine kahi padha tha ki har aurat ke anadr ek Raand chupi hui hoti hai aur mauka milne par kabhi na kabhi wo bahar aa ke apna nanga roop dikhati hai…aur ye maine aaj Renu ke andar wahi Raand dekha….
Bablu chitt let gaya aur usne Renu ko apne upar kia…Renu jaise sabkuch samajh gai thi…
Wo uske khade Lund ko haath se pakdi aur apni Bur me bhida ke jhatka maara…aur uchalne lagi…
Kahne ki jarurat nahi ki kamaal ka dikh raha tha ye…
Babu bhi dekh raha tha ye sab…
Wo nidhaal sa usi gadde me baitha hua tha…
Lund andar bahar ho raha tha…
Tabhi Bablu ne Renu ko apne kareeb kheecha aur Chuchi dabate hue hooth choosne laga…
Aur aisa karne se pata nahi kaise lekin thoda idhar udhar hue dono aur ab mujhe saaf saaf Renu ke Gaand ke taraf se Bablu ka Lund abdar bahar hota hua dikh raha tha…
Kamre me kasaila gandh faila hua tha…poora ka poora….
Renu ki speed badhi hui thi…
Ki tabhi…
Rajesh ne peeche se Renu ki Gaand ko pakda…uski Bur se jo ras nikal raha tha usko Gaand ke ched me lagaya…aur Dheere Dheere do ungliya daali…
Renu ka Gaand khul gaya…
Mai bata nahi sakta ki kaisa najaara tha wo…meri halat bahut kharaab thi…mujhe lag raha tha ki bina muth maare hue mera maal ab bahar nikla ki tab bahar nikla…
Kamaal ki baat thi na…
Saamne abhi mere khud ke ete ne meri Biwi Chod di…
Aur abhi uska ek dost Bur pel raha tha aur ek dost uske Gaand se khel raha tha aur ye dekh ke gussa hione ke bajaae mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki mera maal bas nikal hi jaaega…mai apni khud ki Biwi ka Randipana dekh ke josh se bhara hua tha aur mai chahta tha…kasam se mai chahta tha ki wo aur jyada Raandpana kare…
Khud socho kis kadar ganda aadmi hu mai…
Jaanta hu ki kuch logo ko abhi bhi ye ek kahani hi lag rahi hogi…lekin isme kewal jhooth ka tadka bhar hai…baaki khalish sach hai…sirf sach…
Khair…
Rajesh Gaand me abhi bhi do ungli ghusa raha tha…
Renu ne palat ke achanak lagbhag daant te hue kaha…Lund nahi hai kya Madarchod kutte jo ungli pele ja raha hai…
Rajesh ko ye baat Buri lagi…
Wo utha…jor se bola hai Bhonsdiwali…ye le…
Aur ek jhatka me…pakk se poora Lund uski Gaand me thoos dia…
Renu ko dard to nahi hua hoga ye mai jaanta hu kyonki uski Gaand khuli hui thi pahle se hi…lekin usne kaha…
Dheere karo Haramjaade…
Aur ab Dheere ya jor ki baat kaha thi ab to uska poora Lund Renu ki Gaand ko dhake hue tha…
Bablu aur Rajesh dono Renu ko pel rahe the…
Kamre me aahhh ohhh Randi…Madarchod Bhonsdi jaisi gaaliya chal rahi thi…kach kach…fach fach ke aawaaz se kamra goonj raha tha…aur tabhi…
Renu ka poora sharer akda…ahhhhh….Madarchodo…mai gai….aur uske Gaand ne Lund ki taraf jor lagaya…
Wo jhad rahi thi…
Bablu thoda ruka…Rajesh bhi…usi position me…
Fir kuch palo ke baad toofaan chaalu ho gaya…
Bur se paani nikla hua tha islie kuch jyada hi fach fach baj raha tha…
Kamaal ki baat thi na…
Hum Baap Bete dono ke saamne hamare ghar ki aurat…ghar ki sharm aur haya…Chud rahi thi aur hum dono ko hi koi glani nahi thi ulte mujhe to maja aa raha tha aur Babu ko bhi aa hi raha hoga warna wo apne dosto ko apni Maa Chudwane laata hi kyon…hai na…
Ab…
Aisa lag raha tha ki Bablu aur Rajesh bhi jhadne wale the…unka speed bahut jyada badha hua tha…
Aur…kuch jhatko ke baad…ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Randi Chachiiiiii bol ke Bablu shaant pad gaya….
Ek do aur jhatka maare honge rajesh ne ki tabhi wo bhi Renu ki Gaand se chipak gaya….
Teeno ek dusre se goonthe hue the…
Aur bas mere lie itna hi bahut tha…aur tabhi mere Lund ne bhi ulti kar di…
Mai anand ke saagar me gote lagane laga…lungi poori bheeg gai jo ki baahar se bhi dikh hi rahi hogi…
Renu ne dono ko alag kia…
Apni saari sameti…
Chuchi me blousae chadhaya…
Babu ki taraf dekh ke kaha…
Ye kya karwa dia tumne Bete…aur kya kar lia aaj tumne…tumko sharm bhi nahi aai aisa karte hue…
Babu ka sir glani se neeche jhuk gaya…
Renu fir boli…aur tumlog…Maa samaan Chachi ke saath ye karte hue tumlogo ko bhi sharam aani chahie…mai aurat hu…bahak gai…lekin tum dono bhi mere Beto ki tarah ho…tumlogo ko aisa nahi karna tha…
To aaapka Beta kaun sa aapko rahne dia…wo to khud hi Madarchod ban gay ana aaj…
Chachi…rahne do na ye baat…Holi hai aaj…jo hua so hua…asli baat hai ki hum sab ne bahut maje kie…aur jiwan bhar aaj ki Holi hum sabko yaad rahegi…aur aap chinta mat karo ye baate sirf hamare beech hi rahegi ye wada raha…Bablu bola…
Usne aage kaha…
Lekin ek baat ka afsos ho raha hai…
Sabne us taraf dekha…
Kaash abhi Munni bhi hoti…wo bhi yaha hamare saath Holi enjoy karti…
Aur ye bol ke Bablu aur Rajesh dono hasne lage…
Renu ke chehre par bhi muskaan aa gai…bade Harami ho tum log…
Rajesh ne kaha….lekin Chachi mujhe to Bur mila hi nahi…
Bablu bola…aur mujhe Gaand…
Chalo bhaago ab yaha se…aur wo uth gai…
Karte hai na Chachi ek baar aur…
Nahi ab nahi…kabhi bhi nahi…jo hua wo bhool jaao aur mai bhi bhool jaaungi…
Aise kaise…
Yahi sahi rahega sabke lie…
Sab chup the…
Lekin Chachi fir kabhi…agar aap chahogi tab to…usne baat adhuri rahne di…
Tab ki tab dekhenge….abhi jaao yaha se…aur turant jaao…agar inko hosh aa gaya to mera ghar tabah ho jaaega…jaao…
Un logo ne meri taraf dekha…unke chehre par muskaan thi…jaise mera majaak uda rahe ho aur kah rahe ho….
Dekh Bhadwe humne teri Biwi chod di tere aur tere Bete ke saamne aur tu kuch bhi nahi kar paaya…
Jaao bhi ab…
Wo dono uthe…
Happy Holi Chachi kaha…
Renu ke kareeb pahuche…Bablu ne uski Gaand masli aur Rajesh ne dono Chuchiyon ko dabaya…
Aur dono darwaze ki taraf badhe…
Babu ne darwaza band kia aur jaise hi muda…uske chehre par ek jor ka thappad pada…
Chataak…
Maine dekha Renu jor jor se ro rahi thi…
Uska rona mujhe achha nahi lagta hai kabhi…bahut pyar karta hu mai usko…Sach me...
Lekin…
Maine mere man me aaya…
Nau Sau Choohe kha ke Billi ha@ ko Chali…
- 94
- 178
- 34
Sahi kaha aapne.
Lekin kya kare jo hai jaisa hai waisa hi likh raha hu haan lekin thode se jhuth ke tadke ke saath.
Dialogues thode banawati hai lekin ghatnaye waisi ki waisi hi hai lagbhag
Fir bhi agar aap logo ko pasand nahi to mai sirf khas khas ghatnaye hi likhunga.
Jaisi sabki marzi hogi haalanki aisa karne par shayad kuch adhurapan rah jaaega.
Last edited:
Raja jani
आवारा बादल
- 969
- 2,023
- 139
Only GOAT
New Member
- 85
- 91
- 19
Baba Kamdev
New Member
- 97
- 95
- 33
In this whole scenario Babu looked like a asshole
Last edited:
Baba Kamdev
New Member
- 97
- 95
- 33
