UPDATE 4
Subha meri ankh roj ki trah 6 bje khul gayi...apne side wale ped par dekha to wo khali thak...iska mtlb Manoj raat bhar se ladkiyo me sath hai aur wapas nahi lota...kher me phir bathroom gya aur apne jogging suit phen kar bhar nikal gya...neeche drawing room me sanata pasra tha...saamne Manoj ke room ka darwaja khula tha me ander jhaka to wo khache pehne bed par besudh soya tha aur uske bed ki bedsheet bikhri hu thi jaise raat ko yha jang chidi ho...kher me room ka door jhuka kar bahar aa gya...bahar abhi bhi guards dikh rhe the...mene unme se ek se pucha
ME:
Rana bhai kha par he dikhai nahi de rhe
GUARD:
Sir, wo to raat ko kisi kaam se bahar chale gye the...bol ke gye hai ki jab aap log uth jaye to nasta kra du aur agr kuch chaiye to la du...aapko kuch chahiye kya sir?
ME:
Nahi kuch nahi...acha me thoda bahar thel kar aata hu...jab Manoj uth jaye to bta dena use
GUARD:
Ji sir
Phir me ghar se bahar nikal gya...ghar ke aas paas kafi haryali thi ek soothing si feeling aa rhi thi wha par...dekhne me ek porsh society lag rhi thi...kher phir me thodi der dodne ke bad wapas ghar aa gya...aakar dekha to Manoj miya abhi bhi so rhe the...shayad raat kafi mashakat ho gyi...uske bad me room me fresh hone chala gya...fresh hone ke bad me neeche aaya to dekha time 9 bj rhe the socha Manoj ko utha deta hu...aur Manoj ke room me enter ho gya
ME:
Abe sale uth kitni deer ka sandraega
(aur gaand pe ek lat jad di)
Lat lagte hi Manoj ki aankh ekdum khul gyi
MANOJ:
Chutiye marta kyu hai...theek se nahi utha sakta kya
ME:
Acha mere rajkumar uth ja...9 baj gye hai...kya Goa sone ke liye aa ya tha
MANOJ:
Acha theek hai uth rha hu
Phir Manoj uth kar bathroom chala gya aur me drawing room me jakar newspaper padhne lga...30 minutes ke bad Manoj fresh hokar bahar mere sath beth gya
ME:
Kya hua janab thake hue se lag rhe ho...hihihi
MANOJ:
Abe sale kal tu meri jagah hota na tab pta chalta...pta nahi yar dono kya khake aayi thi thak hi nahi rhi ti...saliyo ne puri jaan nichod li...bhai aaj ke bad toba hai is threesome-foursome ko...raat to tere bhai ko yamraj ke kai bar darshan hue
ME:
Hahaha...to sale kisne kha tha karne ko jab dum hi nahi hai...
MANOJ:
Abe gandu dum to bohot hai...par aise rakshasniyo ke samne mera dum kab tak tikta... pta hai raat me 3 bar neend se utha kar kiyo kutiyo ne kabhi ek chad jati mere uper...kabhi dusri...bhai toba-toba hai aaj se to
ME:
Hahaha...chal koi nahi...aur bta kaisa rha experience
MANOJ:
Bhai halat chaye kitni patli kyu na ho gyi ho par mja aaya...pta hai subha 5 bje tak chudai machai hamne jab tak dono chali nahi gyi... par sale tu chutiya aisa sunhera moka hath se nikal diya
ME:
Koi nahi tune mja liya ya mne liye ek hi baat hai... ye sac chood chal breakfast karte hai fir ghumne bhi chalna hai
MANOJ:
Chal theek hai
Phir ham dono breakfast table par beth gye
INT. RANA'S HOUSE - MORNING
MANOJ:
Abe Rana bhai nahi dekh rhe kha hai
ME:
Guard bol rha tha ki wo to raat kisi kam se bahar chale gye the
MANOJ:
Acha...chal koi nahi breakfast ke bad bad karta hu unhe
Phir hum dono ne breakfast kiya
INT. RANA'S HOUSE - AFTER BREAKFAST - 10 AM
ME:
Abe sale jaldi kar der ho jaye gi...kya sara din sajne me nikal dega
MANOJ:
Chutiye age theek se nahi saju ga to londiya kaise fase gi Goa ki...hihihi
ME:
Harami raat ko to itna kiya fhir bhi tera man nahi bhara
MANOJ:
Sale sher kitna bhi shikar kare uska peet nahi bharta
ME:
Acha mera sher ab jaldi kar nahi to sra din yahi easte ho gaye ga
Phir hum dono Car se Goa ghumne nikal gye...hamne kafi sari achi-achi cheeza dekhi... aur lunch karne ek restaurant me chale gye
INT. RESTAURANT - AFTERNOON
Manoj ka phone ring hua...
MANOJ:
Hello bhai kha ho aap...subha se aapka phone nahi lag rha tha
RANA:
(phone par)
........................
MANOJ:
Acha theek hai hum log 1 ghante me ponchte hai
Phir phone kat gya...
MANOJ:
Yaar bhai ne bulaya hai ghar pe...chal jaldi khana khake chalte hai
Phir hum dono khana khakar ek ghate ke ander Rana ke ghar par the
INT. RANA'S HOUSE - DRAWING ROOM - AFTERNOON
RANA:
Aao-aao shero kha se aa rhi he swari
MANOJ:
Bas bhai yehi aas-paas ghum rhe the...aap batao kha the raat bar se
RANA:
Chote kisi jaruri kaam se jana pda...aur tu suna kaise beeti ratiya...hahaha
MANOJ:
Bhai pucho mat...kal raat to apke bhai ki jaan halak me aa agyi thi
RANA:
Hahaha...mujhe pta tha kuch aisa hi hoga... wo dono sali bohot kharatnak cheez hai...chal ye sab choodo tum dono jaldi ready ho jao
MANOJ:
Ready? Par hum ja kha rhe hai
RANA:
Wo yha puchne par pta chal jayega...ab jaldi kro time kam hai
Phir hum dono 30 minutes me ready hokar neeche aa gye...aur hum teena Rana ki car me nikal pde apne surprise ki aur...
EXT. SOMEWHERE ON ROAD
MANOJ:
Bhai ab to bta do ki hum log ja kha rhe hai...ab excitement roke nahi rukta
RANA:
Hahaha...acha btata hu...tumne yha ke ***** club ka naam suna hai?
MANOJ:
**** club ye kis bla ka naam hai...tune suan hai kya iska naam Raj?
ME:
Nahi to
RANA:
Nahi suna hoga...kyuki ye ek bhoot secret club hai...yha ke logo ko khud iska pta nahi hai...
MANOJ:
Sala club he ki RAW ka headquater... jiske bare me pta hi nahi hai...aisa kya khas hai us club me
RANA:
Hahaha...yehi to khas hai usme chote ki uske bare me logo ko malum nahi...asal me wo aam logo ke liye open nahi hai...kuch chuninda log hi usme ja sakte hai
ME:
Par aisa kya hai usme bhai...jo wo inta secret me rakha gya hai
RANA:
Asal me ye club russian mafia aur yha ka ek strong drug mafia ek collaboration me chale hai... kyuki is club ko international mafia operational rakhti hai to iski jankari bohot hi limited logo ko hai
ME:
Age iski jankari itni confidential hai to aapko iske baare me kaise pta chala
RANA:
Hahaha...kafi tez dimag hai Raj miya aapka choti-choti bato pakadne lge ho... asal me mujhe bhi iski jankari nahi thi abhi kuch dino pehle me ek kaam ke silsile me Mascow gya tha... wha mere ek dost ka madhiyam se meri dosti ek russian bande se hui... bato-bato me usne mujhe is club ke baare me btaya... shuru me to me bhi chok gya tha iske baare me sunkar aur yakin nahi kar rha tha...par uske btane ka dhang kafi convincing tha...isliye muje manana pda
MANOJ:
Bhai iska matlab aap bhi yha pehli baar ja rhe ho?
RANA:
Ha chote mera bhi ye pehle moka hai
ME:
Par itne secret club me entry ka to koi bda lafda hoga na?
RANA:
Ha usme entry milna itna aasan nahi hai... ek to pehle logo ko iska pta nahi hai jin chuninda logo ko pta hai unhe entry nahi milti...bade-bade business tycoon bhi entry pane ke ke liye taras jate hai
ME:
To aapko kaise mil gayi itni aasani se entry...
RANA:
Hahaha....asal me chota wo jo mera russian friend hai na use mene ek badi deal sign ki thi jiske badle me usne mujhe 4 planinum paas diye hai lifetime ke liye...samjha
ME:
Ok...par jab ye club dirty money se chalta aur mafia bhi involve hai hai to kisi ne ise band kyo nahi kiya...mtlb kya sarkar ko iska pta nahi hai?
RANA:
Raj is desh me isa kuch nahi jiska pta government ko na ho... par sabka apna-apna swarth hota hai... shayad isi swarth ke chalte sarkar iske functionality me dakhal nahi deti hai...waise me bhi pehli baar ja rha hu to jada idea mujhe bhi nahi hai
Phir ise hi baat karte hue Rana ne gadi ek sunsan jagah rok di...
MANOJ:
Bhai gadi is sunsan jagah kyu rok di..
RANA:
Chote isi location ke baare me mujhe btaya gya tha friend duara... par sala yha to club kya dur-dur tak insan bhi nahi dikh rha...jra deshboard me ek slip rakhi hai wo dena
MANOJ:
Ji bhai
RANA:
(slip padkar)
Acha to ye baat hai?
ME:
Kya?
RANA:
Abhi hame parking light on karke khade rehna hai club ke log hame khud lene aayenge
Phir ham log us andheri sunsan jagah parking light on karke intzar karna lge... mujhe to ye sab ek jhut lag rha tha akhir kya koi itna secret club hota hai...isa sirf filmo me dekha tha... par tabhi achanak 5 andhere saye gadi ki tarag aaye...do aage se, do peeche se...aur ek dricing side se...sabhi ke hatho me guns thi aur black suit-kala chasma lga rakha tha...jo banda Driving side se aaya uske window par nok kiya...Rana ne window neeche ki...usne gun seedha Rana ki khopdi par lga di
ADMI:
Your card please?
(ek seroius tone me bola)
Jis tarike se usne gun seedha khopdi par lga di thi...use Rana ki phat gayi...Rana ki kya meri bhi thodi udhad gayi thi
RANA:
Ye..yes 1 second
Aur rana me hum teeno ke platinum card kapte hatho se use de diye...admi ne card bareeki se check kiye
1.ADMI:
Hmmm...everything looks good...sorry for the gun it's procedural functioning...please leave your car and follow me
Uske admi ke english accent se lag rha tha mano wo europe se ho...kha se so sakta tha ye keh nahi sakte... uske baad ham log car se nikal gye jaise us admi ne kha...tabhi ek aur admi jisne same dress pehni thi wha aaya...
2.ADMI:
Please switch off your mobile phones and deposit them with me...
Itna kehna tha ki Manoj ne bina kuch soche seedha mobile use thama diya...par mere me curiosity kuch jada thi... to mene puch liya
ME:
Is it mandatory to deposit mobile phone?
Dono admi 1 & 2 ne meri aur ghura...jaise kha jayenge
2.ADMI:
Yea is it...unless you don't want to go inside club
Bas phir kya tha mene aur Rana dono ne fatak se mobile phone us admi ko de diye
1.ADMI:
Sir please hand over your car keys...you have to accompany me in our vehicle... and don't worry your car will be safely delivered to you on your return
Uske bad rana ne gadi ki chabi use de di...un 4 admiyo ko chod kar wo pehla wala admi ham teeno ke saath main road ke side me ek sunsan sadak par lekar chal diya...charo taraf sanata pasra tha mano dur-dur tak koi na ho...karib 100 meters chalne ke bad hame ek Fortune dikhai di... us admi ne ham teeno ko peeche wali seat par bethne ko bolo aur khud driver se side wali seat par beth gya...jaise hi ham teeno ander gai wha peeche wali seat par 3 log aur the banduk liye...unhone hamari aankh par patti bandh di...
mujhe isa karna ajeeb lga...to me puch betha
ME:
Why have you blindfolded us?
Mere puchte hi Manoj ne mujhe ek konhi maari...par ab to teer dhanush se chuut chuka tha
1.ADMI:
Because visitors are not allowed to see the location of club...that's why
Par abhi bhi meri curiosity khatam nahi hui thi...
ME:
Hey, if we didn't have ID back ther e would you had really shooted us?
Mere puchte hi Manoj ne is baar ek kas ke konhi maari...jise meri uf nikal gayi...
1.ADMI:
Listem boy...don't ask too many questions and yes if you didn't have ID we would definately killed you all.
Uske isa batate hi meri halat thodi kaharab ho gyi...sala wakai me ye log to professional mafia hai...kher phir pura safar khamoshi me beeta... shayad ham teeno me se kisi ko samaj nahi aa rha tha akhir ye hua kya hamare saath...phir karib 30-40 minute me baad gadi ruki... safar ubad-khabad tha iska mtlb gadi kisi jungle ke raste se hoti aai thi...gadi ke nikalne ke bad hamari patti nikali gayi... to aas paas sirf jungel tha...
RANA:
Hey, there is no club here...where do you have brought us?
1.ADMI:
Have patience
Tabhi ek aur admi andhere me se aaya...uska hath me ek torch thi...
1.ADMI:
This man will lead you further
Itna kehker 1.admi wapas us gadi me beetha aur chala gya...
NAYA ADMI:
Please follow me sir
Phir wo ham logo ko jungle me thoda ander le gya...thodi dur chalne ke bad ek chori si gufa aai...jise dekhar ek bar to mera dil ghabra gya... kyuki fuga ke ander gup andhera tha...tabhi us admi ne ek remote se button dyaba...aur gufa ka darwaja khulta chala gya... aur darwaje ke ander se tej light aa rahi thi mano alladin ka jin prakat hua ho...
To be continued......