Agle din humare ik Rishtedar ki shadi thi,mere dono jiju to apne kaam me itne busy the ki unke pas samay hi nhi tha.
Meri Priyanka didi ki halat aishi bilkul bhi nhi thi ki khi bhi ja sake... Harilal aur Bholu ne unki chut gand ki aishi chudai ki thi ki vo apne bedroom se bahar hi nhi nikal Rahi thi..
Priyanka didi ne tabiyat kharab hone ka bahana bna Diya to ab Mai aur Rupali didi hi bache the Jo shadi me jaa sakte the..lekin usi din hamari gadi ko bhi kharab hona tha...meri Rupali didi ne phaisla kiya ki humlog bus se jayenge...
Billu aur Ramu kaka ne milkar hum dono ko bus stand tak pahucha Diya aur vapas ghar laut gye..
Bus stand par Mai aur meri Rupali didi bus ke khulne ka intezar kar rhe the..
Meri Rupali didi phone par jiju se bat kar rhi thi aur mai aas pas ka mahaul dekh rha tha..
Meri Rupali didi muskurati huyi baat karti huyi ek taraf dekh rhi thi tabhi mujhe ek aadmi meri didi ko ghurte hue dikhai diya. Maine dekha to woh aadmi meri Rupali didi ke badan par nazar dauda kar uski chuchiyon ko dekhne laga. Maine dekha ki uska aankh thoda laal tha.
Meri Rupali didi bhi uske aankhon mein ek pal dekhne ke baad waapas saamne dekhti huyi muskura kar phone par baat karti rahi.
Kuchh der baad maine waapas udhar dekha to woh aadmi abhi bhi meri bahan ke badan ko ghur rha tha. Uska nazar meri Rupali didi ki gaand par thi. Woh aadmi meri bahan ki gaand dekh raha tha to maine ek nazar uske huliye par daali. Woh aadmi kaala tha aur lagbhag 50 saal ka lag raha tha. Chehre par halka khurdura safed dadhi aur munchh tha. Aankh laal aur chehre par zara bhi muskaan nahin tha.
Uske shirt ka upar ka do button khula tha aur usse uske seene ka baal halka sa dikh raha tha aur saath hi seene pat latka hua mota chain dikhai de raha tha.
Maine andaza lagayi ki uska seena thoda majbut lag raha tha aur kandha chauda tha. Lambai mein bhi lagbhag 6 feet ka lag raha tha woh. Neeche ek pant pehne hua tha aur pair ke paas ek bag rakha hua tha.
Meri Rupali didi jab uske huliye ko dekh rahi thi tab woh waapas uski gaand se nazar hatakar uski aankhon mein dekhne laga. Meri Rupali didi ek pal use dekhi aur phir phone ko disconnect karke waapas saamne ke taraf dekhne lagi.
Mai ticket lene ke liye ticket counter ki taraf chala gya apni bahan ko vhi chhod kar..
Lagbhag ek minute baad meri Rupali didi ticket counter ke taraf dekhne ke baad waapas uss aadmi ke taraf dekhi to use apni chunchi ki ubhar par dekhte hue apne zabaan par honth phirate hue dekhi. Meri Rupali didi yeh dekhkar waapas ticket counter ke taraf dekhi to mai ticket lekar aa raha tha.
Meri Rupali didi mujhe dekhkar muskurai. Mai bhi uske paas aakar muskurate hue bola,"didi ticket mil gayi. Chaliye bus mein baithte hain".
Meri Rupali didi yeh sunnkar muskurakar boli,"That's great. Chalo chalte hain".
Mai apni didi ka suitcase pakad kar chalne laga. Meri Rupali didi ek nazar uss aadmi ke taraf dekhi jo use hi dekh raha tha. Dono ki nazar mili aur phir meri bahan chup chap apni gaand matkati huyi chalne lagi.
Meri Rupali didi safar mein araam ke liye ek patiyala salwar kameez pehni thi. Patiyala salwar thoda pardarshi tha to dhyaan se dekhne par sadak ke roshni mein uski taangon ka shape pata chal raha tha. Upar woh ek chhota kameez pehni thi jo uski gaand ke theek neeche khatam ho jaa raha tha.
Kameez ka peeche ka hissa mein uski aadhi peeth tak sirf strings the jisse uski gori peeth dikh rahi thi. Saamne bhi thoda gehra gala hone ke kaaran uski cleavage thodi dikh rahi thi. Woh humesha ki tarah koi dupatta nahin rakhi thi.
Woh aadmi meri Rupali didi ke chalte waqt uski adhnangi gori peeth aur matakti gaand ko dekhkar apne honthon par zabaan phiraya.
Mai bus ke paas pahunch kar bola,"didi yeh ticket lijiye aur aap bus mein baithiye, main samaan rakhwa kar aata hoon".
Meri Rupali didi muskurakar apna ticket lekar bus mein chadh gayi. Bus mein jaakar dekhi to sabse peeche ke seat se ek seat aage double seat ke khidki ke taraf uska seat tha. Woh jaakar wahan baith gayi.
Kuchh seconds baad meri Rupali didi ki naak mein thoda sharab ki gandh gayi to woh baaye taraf dekhi. Agle pal uske bagal wale seat par ek aadmi aakar usse chipak kar baith gaya aur iss hisab se baitha ki uska kohni meri didi ki baayi chunchi se satt gaya.
Meri didi uske baithne par uske chehre par dekhi to woh wahi aadmi tha jo baahar use ghur ghur kar gandi nazar se dekh raha tha. Woh waqai mein lamba chauda tha aur apni chunchi par uske kohni ke pressure se meri bahan samajh gayi ki woh aadmi mazbut tha.
Jaisa lamba chauda woh tha meri Rupali didi ko laga ki woh jaan bujh kar usse chipak kar uski chunchi par kohni ko nahin sataya tha balki jagah ki kami ke kaaran woh waise baitha tha.
Meri Rupali didi use dekhi to woh aadmi bhi use dekha aur phir ek nazar uski cleavage ke taraf dekhne ke baad jab waapas meri bahan ke taraf dekha to woh boli,"Yeh seat reserved hai. Kisi aur ka seat hai yeh".
Woh aadmi yeh sunnkar meri Rupali didi ki aankhon mein dekha aur phir ek nazar uski cleavage par daalne ke baad uski aankhon mein dekhkar bola,"Pata hai humka. Tohaar saath woh chikna ladka jo hai sasura usi ka seat hoga".
Meri didi uski bhasha sunn ek nazar use dekhti rahi magar phir woh boli,"To phir aap kyun baith gaye?Aap apne seat par jaiye"
Woh aadmi yeh sunnkar bola,"Hum eehan baith gaye to kaa hua?U ladka humra seat par baith jayega".
Phir woh meri Rupali didi ki chunchiyon ko dekhne laga. Meri didi use apni chunchiyon par dekhte hue dekhne lagi. Yeh sab kuchh seconds tak hua aur woh aadmi phir meri bahan ki aankhon mein dekhkar bola,"U baccha eehan baith kar kaa karega? Hum eehan baithunga to safar mazaa se beetega, humre liye bhi aur tohre liye bhi".
Meri Rupali didi yeh sunnkar uske aankhon mein kuchh seconds tak dekhti rahi ki tabhi use awaaz sunai diya,"Uncle aap ghalat jagah baith gaye hain. Yeh seat mera hai"...Maine kha.
Meri Rupali didi yeh sunnkar uss aadmi ke aankhon se nazar hatakar uske bagal mein dekhi to mujhe wahan khada payi. Isse pehle ki meri didi kuch bolti woh aadmi mujh ko dekhkar mere baaye gaal ko jor se pakad kar hilate hue bola,"Haan humka pata hai ki tohar seat hai. Lekin eehan hum baitha hun ab. Tum hamaar seat par jao".
Mai apne gaal utne jor se daba kar hilaye jaane par karaah utha "aaahhh".
Woh aadmi aage ke seat ke taraf apne aankhon se ishara karte hue bola,"U wala seat humaar hai. Jao jaakar baith jao".
Maine is beech karahte hue ek baar bola,"aaaahh uncle chhoriye, uncle aaahhh"
Woh aadmi meri baat nazarandaaz karte hue apna baat pura kiya. Meri Rupali didi ko samajh nahin aaya ki woh kya kare. Yeh sab kuchh ek do minute mein hi ho gaya tha aur mai aur woh aadmi hi ek dusre se baat karte rahe jiske kaaran meri Rupali didi ko kuchh bolne ya karne ka mauqa nahin mila. Woh bhi bas thodi pareshani aur hairani se uss aadmi ko mere gaal debate hue bolte hue sunn rahi thi.