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To dosto.....jaisa ki maine bataya tha...ki is story ke 2 khaas kirdaar hai meri maa aur aadi.....
Ab main aapko us din le chalta hu...jis din ye kahani suru hui thi....matlab jis din mere hisaab se ye kahani suru hui thi.....
To jaisa ki maine bataya tha...ki meri maa swabhaav se kafi tej-tarraar hai.....aur unke is swabhaav ki wajah se hi kai baar unka dusrro se jhagda bhi ho jata tha.....
Par aaj tak maine unke jitne bhi jhagde dekhe the.....wo bas tu-tu , main-main tak hi dikje the....matlab juwaani jhagde hi the....
Par us din pahli baar maine apni maa ko hatha-paai karte dekha tha....
Wo jhagda meri maa aur meri ek padosan chachi ke beech hua tha.....par us jhagde ki wajah kya thi...ye baat mujhe us waqt pata nhi chali thi...
Us din main aur sourabh haste khelte huye school se bapis hi aa rahe the...ki tabhi hume mere ghar ke paas bheed jama dikhi....aur sath me 2 aourton ki tej aawaaj bhi sunaai di....
Wo sab dekhte hi main aur sourabh bhaage aur bheed ko cheerte huye aage aa gaye...
Aur tab mujhe meri maa aur padosan chachi hath-paai karte huye dikhi....
Wo dono ek-dusre ko buri-buri gaaliyan bakte huye ek -duare ko thappad maar rahi thi....
Kabhi thappad unke sir par padta...kabhi gaal par....kabhi peeth par...to kabhi seene par....
Aur us hath-paai ke douraan un dono ke dupatte bhi unke badan se alag ho kar jameen par gir chuke the.....
Maine dekha....ki waha moujoid bheed un dono ko rukne ko to bol rahi thi....par koi bhi aage ja kar unko rokne ki kosis nhi kar raha tha.....
Isliye maine bhi apni maa ko aawaaj di....par unhone meri aawaaj suni hi nhi....
Aur fir thodi hi der baad sabko kapda fatne ki aawaaj aai.....aur jaise hi wo aawaaj goonji...waise hi meri maa aur padosan chachi ekdam se murti ban kar khadi ho gai....
Un dono ke yu achanak ruk jane se main chounk gaya tha....par jab maine unki taraf dekha....to mujhe unke rukne ki wajah samjh aa gai...
Asal me meri maa ki kurti padosan chachi ke hath se fat chuki thi....aur kurti fatne ki wajah se meri maa ka nanga seena dikhne laga tha....
Isliye jaise hi padosan chachi ke hath se meri maa ki kurti fati....to unke nange seene ko dekh kar chachi buri tarah dar gai....aur wahi ruk gai....
Aur wahi meri maa bhi apni haalat dekh kar sharmsaar ho kar ruk gai....
Fir palak jhapkte hi padosan chachi meri maa se door ho gai aur meri maa ne apni kurti ka fata kapda pakad kar apne seene se dawa liya...aur muh ko dusri taraf kar ke khadi ho gai....
Ye najara dekh kar waha khadi bheed bhi puri tarah chup ho gai.....koi kuch nhi bola....na hi apni jagah se hila....
Par tabhi waha aadi ki jeep us sannate ko cheerte huye aai....aur jeep rukte hi aadi neeche khada ho kar meri maa ko dekhne laga....
Aadi- oye....ke baat ho gai....
Aadmi- aadi bhai...asal me....
Aur fir jaise hi us aadmi ne aadi ko puri baat bataai....to aadi ne turant apni shairt nikali aur aage bad kar meri maa ke paas pahuch gaye.....
Waha jaa kar aadi ne pichhe se hi apni shirt ko meri maa ke uper daal diya....aur meri maa ne turant shirt ko acvhe se pahan liya.....
Aur fir jaise hi meri maa aadi ko dhanyabaad bolme ke liye ghoomi....to unke saamne aadi ka kadak seena aa gaya....jisse wo takra gai....
Maa- aah..maaf karna aadi ji....
Aadi- koi baat nhi billo ji.....tum theek ho na,....
Maa- ha ji....ab theek hu....
Aadi- ab ghar jao.....oye....tum sab bhi niklo....koi kaam nhi kya...niklo sab....
Aadi ki hunkaar sun kar saari bheed itar-utar ho gai.....waha ab sirt meri maa, aadi main air sourabh hi bache the.....
Maa- aapki shart abbi laati hu....
Aadi- koi jaldi nhi.....aaraam se....main aa kar le luga.....aata hu thodi der me....
Ye bol kar aadi waha se muskurata hua aaya aur apni jeep me baith kar nikal gaya....jabki meri maa ghar me ghus gai......
Us douraan maine bas itna hi gour kiya tha...ki jab aadi apne jeep ki taraf aa raha tha...to baar-baar meri maa ko dekh kar muskura raha tha.........
Aur meri maa bhi aadi ko dekh kar beech ne muskuraai thi...aur sharm se apni najren bhi jhukaai thi....
Par us waqt maine un baaton ke baare me jyada nhi socha tha....aur maa ke pichhe-pichhe apne ghar me aa gaya tha.....
Par us din ke baad se aadi ka mere ghar me aana-jana kuch bad gaya tha....ye maine jaroor gour kiya tha....
Par is baat me bhi mujhe kuch galat nhi laga tha...kyoki aadi to pahle bhi ghar aate the....aur jyadatar meri maa se hi unki baaten hoti thi...kyoki papa to jyadatar ghar me rahte hi nhi the....
Par us din ke baad to aadi lagbhag roj hi mere ghar aane lage....aur maa se hasi-majaak karte huye baaten karne lage....
Us douraan mujhe meri maa bhi normal hi lagti thi...matlab unhe aadi ke aane se koi paresaani nhi thi.....
Aur is tarah agle 3 mahine beet gaye....aur is beech maine kai baar aadi aur maa ko aapas me baat karte huye...haste muskurate huye kai baar dekha....
Par na to mujhe isme koi ajeeb baat dikhi....aur na hi koi paresaani hui thi....
Khair.....3 mahine baad wo tyohaar aaya...jo meri maa ko sabse jyada pyaara hai....ya saayad ab ho gaya....wo tha holi ka tyohaar......
Holi ke din mere papa to subah-dubah apne khet par nikal gaye....par meri maa ne acche se holi kheli....aur sath me meri bua aur maine bhi....
Holi ke din humare ghar ke bade se aagan me gaon ke kai log holi khelne aaye....
Meri padosan chachiya...meri bua ki saheliyan....aur mere dost....sabne aa kar holi kheli....
Aur fir aaye aadi.....aur unhone bhi humare sath holi kheli......aur dadaji ko tilak kar ke unko bhi holi ki subhkaamnaaye di....
Khair....aadi ke sath holi khelne ke baad main sourabh ke sath gaon me holi khelne nikal gaya tha......isliye mujhe nhi pata ki baad me kya hua....par ye saari baaten mere saamne baad me aai......
Main to abhi tak sabkuch sahi samjh kar apni jindagi jee raha tha....par meri peeth ke pichhe kafi kuch ho raha tha....jo mere saamne ek din achanak hi aa gaya.....
Asal me ek din aisa aaya....jis din mujhe ye samjh aa gaya...ki aakhir itne dino se aadi mere ghar me meri maa se milne kyo aa rahe hai......
Us din main apne dost sourabh ke sath nadi kinaare ghoomne gaya tha....aur fir wahi hum dono ne sounch kiya aur ghoomte huye ghar nikal aaye....
Ghar aate time andhera ho chuka tha....aur hume bhiokh bhi lag rahi thi....
To sourabh bila ki aaj uske ghar mutton bana hai.....aur usne mujhe khane ko bola.....
To main bhi mutton khane ke liye uske ghar pahuch gaya....jaha sourabh ke bhai aadi ke kuch dost bhi aaye huye the....
Par aadi apne fosto ke sath ghar ke pichhe khule me baithe huye the...jaha unki shraab ki party ho rahi thi...
Aur main dourabh ke sath uper wale kamre me baitha khana kha raha tha.....
Khair....fir jab main khana kha kar fursat hua....to ghar aane ke liye nikala...aur jab main seediyan utar kar bapis aane laga....
To mujhe kamre ke pichhe se aadi aur unke dosto ki kuch baat sunaai di...jise sunte hi mere kadam wahi par ruk gaye....
Asal me tab maine apni maa ka naam suna tha....isliye mere kadam ruk gaye....aur mera dimaag kahne laga...ki meri maa ka naam yaha kyo bola gaya....
Bas yahi kanne ke liye main chuchap piche ki taraf hya aur deewaal ke sahare chhip kar un logo ki baaten sunne laga....
Aur waha jo maine suna.....wo sun kar mera pura badan jhanna gaya....aur yahi suruwaat thi...meri jindagi ke badalne ki.....
Aadi- abe saale....kyo baar-baar uska naam le kar meri tadap bada hai....
Dost- hahaha.....itni tadap hai uske liye.....
Aadi- ha yaar.....aur ye tadap har din badti hi jati hai.....main jab bhi uske paas hota hu na....to dil karta hai ki bas pakad kar utha lu saali ko...maur palang par patak-patak kar chod dalu....
Aadi ke muh se chudaai ka sabd sun kar to mera badan hi kaamp utha.....aur itna to main samjh hi raha tha...ki ye kusko chodne ki baat ho rahi hai.....
Dost- to tadapta kyo hai.....pakad le na.....waise bhi tujhe rokne ki dam kisme hai.....uska pati to hai hi sala dabbu....aur bacha beta.....wo to tujhe janta hi hai......milta bhi hoga....hai na......
Aadi- ha saale......mere bhai ka dost hai......ghar bhi aata rahta hai.....
Dost- accha....bhai ka dost......par tera bhai to usse bada hoga na.....
Aadi- haa...par mera bhai der se padhai kiya na....to ab wo dono ek hi class me hai......samjha....
Dost- ohh...khair wo chhod.....tu us patakhe ke baare me itna kyu soch raha hai.....seedha ja ke chod de na......tujhe koi muskil nahi hogi......
Aadi- ha yar.....sochta to hu.......lekin.....
Dost- lekin kya.....
Aadi- agar sali nahi mani to.......
Dost- hmm..ye to hai.....par tu to usse roj milta hai.....to ab tak kya hua...kuch aisa hua ki kuch samjh aaye...
Aadi(prg gatak kar)- kya bolu yaar.....lagta to yahi hai ki uskila man bhi hai.....hasti hai...mazaak karti hai....hum ghanto baat bhi karte hai........
Dost- hmm...kabhi hath bhi lagaya ki nhi....
Aadi- lagaya na.....bahane se kai baar....aur ek baar to use amrood todne me madad ki...wo bhi use hatho me utha kar .....saali ki kamar mere hatho me thi....aur chadate-utarte waqt uski gaand par lund bhi ghisa tha.....to saali muskuraai bhi thi....aur haa....doodh bhi chhu chuka hu....kuch nhi boli....bas sharma gai thi.....
Dost- itna to kafi hai....chod de use....
Aadi- abe aur to sun....holi ke din to maza hi aa gaya.....kya mast maza diya saali ne.....
Dost- aisa kya kiya.....bata...
Aadi- abe....us din maine use kas ke pakda tha....uske pure badan ko ragad kar rang lagaya....doodh bhi ragde....gaand bhi...pet-peeth, kamar....aur gaal to itne ki kya bolu....
Dost- wah yaar...
Aadi- aur sun...usne bhi mujhe jee bgar kar ragda.....aur sabse khaas baat....saali ne us din salwaar-kurti ke neeche kuch bhi nhi pahna tha,...bas chunri kase huye thi....
Dost- oh teri.....matlab bra bhi nhi....
Aadi- na re....maine jab doodho ko ragda tha na....to samjh aa gaya tha....bra thi hi nhi.....isliye wo aahen bhar rahi thi...aah...aah...uumm...maza aa gaya tha yaar.....
Dost- itna kuch ho gaya yaar....ab der mat kar....chod de saali ko....wo pakka chud jaygi.....
Aadi- accha....kaha....kaise....
Dost- ha yaar......dekh.....uska pati to sala pure din bahar hi rahta hai......aur fir tu jaisa bata raha hai......us hisaab se mujhe lagta hai....ki 2 minute bhi nahi lagege uski taange khulne me......tu soch mat chod de.........
Aadi- ha yaar.....chodna to hai.....mujjse bhi ab bardast nahi hota........man karta hai ki use abhi utha ke le aau aur saari raat chodu......aah.....
Dost- to der kis naat ki.....utha la....aur jee bhar kar chod saali ko.....
Aadi- ha yaar.....chodna to hai use.....wo bhi har haal me......bhale hi uske liye kuch bhi karna pade.......use chod kar to rahunga hi.......
Dost- par....agar wo chudne ko nhi maano to,....fir kya......
Aadi- chudegi saali.....fir chahe khusi se chude......ya jabarjasti,..,,....chudegi to pakka..........
Dost- lagta hai tere dimaag me kuch hai....koi plan...use chodne ka....
Aadi- haa....plan to hai.....aur wo usi se chudegi......pakka chudegi.....aah....
Aur ye bol kar aadi ne ek aur peg ek saans me gatak liya.......
Dost- saabaash mere sher....ab jaldi se chod daal.....aur sun na....chodne ke baad apne bhai ko mat bhul jana......jhuthan hi sahi.....mujhe bhi de dena.....hahaha...
Aur is baat par dono thahaka maar kar hasne lage.....aur unka thahaka sun kar mere dil ki dhadkan tej ho gai.......
Fir main iske aage ki baat nhi sun paya....kyoki mujhe seediyon se koi aahat sunaai di....
Maine socha ki saayad sourabh neeche aa raha hoga.....isliye main jaldi se dabe paav apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya.....
Fir us raat bhar mere dimaag me sirf aadi aur unke dost ki saari baaten hi chalti rahi.....
Aur unki baaton se main samjh gaya tha...ki meri maa ki ijjat khatre me hai.....aadi unki ijjat ko lootne wala hai....
Par sath hi sath main un sab baaton ko bhi yaad karne laga....jo aadi aur meri maa ke beech hui thi....matlab jab bhi maine un dono ko sath me dekha tha.....
Aur mujhe tab yaad aaya....ki meri maa bhi aadi se kafi has-has kar baaten karti thi...wo bhi akele me.....matlab jab ghar me unke aas-paas koi nhi hota tha....
Mujhe ye bhi yaad aane laga....ki kaise aadi meri maa ke seene aur unki gaand ko dekhte the....
Meri maa bhi aadi ke saamne bina chunri ke baithi rahti thi...jisse unka nanga gala....aur aadhe nange doodh aadi ne kai baar dekhe the....
Mujhe ye sab pahle bhi yaad tha.....par maine is tarah socha hi nhi tha....ki aadi ke dimaag me meri maa ko chodne ka khyaal chal raha hai....
Par ab main puri tarah se clear tha.....ki aadi ki najre kis tarah se meri maa ke badan par ghoomti thi....
Par ye sab sochne ke sath hi mere dil me ek dar paida ho chuka tha.....wo tha meri maa ki chudaai ka.....
Main ye soch kar hi dar raha tha ki meri maa ko aadi chodege.....par muskil ye tha....ki main apna ye dar kisi ko bol nhi sakta tha....
Main janta tha ki aadi koi plan bhi soch chuke hai meri maa ko chodne ka.....par kya....aur us plan se main apni maa ko kaise bachaau....
Main kisse madad maagu...kisse baat karu......kaise aadi ka plan pata karu....
Main(man me)- aakhir kya hoga aadi ka plan.....aur kaise main apni maa ko bachauga us plan se.......kya us plan se meri maa aadi se chud jaygi.....???