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Arye oh vibhu kha jarha hai phirse abhi tho aya tha ..
Mai- khet ki tarff jarha hoon ..
nhi beta abhi tho aya hai bhar se tere pitaji atye hi hongye aur thuje gher per nhi dhek ker phirse gussa karengye
Mai-vo tho aise bhi karngye babuji ..
Tho jab janta hai tho tho kyun ja rha hai ..
Mai- arye ma mai yha rha tho pitaji konsa gussa nhi karngye ..
per vo aise hi thode hi gussa hotye hai thuj per ..(chachi/varsa).. lalla ab sara din bhaher apne un awara dosto ke shahat ghumta hai tho bolengye hi na..
Mai-arye chachi babuji ka kaam hi hai gussa kerna or ek baat mere dost awara nhi hai ..
Chachi- arye lalla per..
Mai- per war choro chachi mai ya samne rhaunga tho mhuje aur babuji dono ko ..
Dono ko kya vibhu ..
Mai- kuch nhi maa ..
Chachi-arye ruk tho lalla ..
Maa-pata nhi kab thak ye aisa hi chalega ..
kuch nhi maaji sab thik ho jayega..
Maa- pata nhi kab indono ka...
Chachi-haan didi app chinta mat keryie dhekna bhaut jald sab thik ho jayega..
... mai gher se baher nikal ker thoda door pouncha hi tha ki samnye se vishal bhaiya atye dhik gya ..
Vishal bhaiya- arye vibhu kha jarha hai chal gher chal wapss..
Mai- kuch nhi bass aise hi thoda khet ki tarff ja rha hoon app gher jao mai ajaunga
vishal bhaiya- arye sara din bahar ghumta rheta hai lofar giri kerta rehta hai ..
Mai- dhekho bhaiya app gher jao mera dimag mat kharab kero waise bhi babuji agye tho aur ..
vishal bhaiya agye bina kuch bole munh ghuma ke chale gye tho mai bhi agye nikal gaya ...
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Arye vibhu kha jarha hai ..
Mai- arye bhai log thumse hi milne arha tha bhola .. baki sab kha hai rohan sibu aur amit theeno kha gyab hai bhai..
Bhola- arye rohan aur amit dono sher gye hai hai kaamse ek do din baad hi ayengye..
Mai- abye achank se sher shubha tho kuch bole nhi..
Bhola- hmm bhai rihan tho apni maa ko le ker apne pitaji se milne gaya hai aur amit uska bahi usse bulya hai urgent tho vo bus abhi nikala hai ..
Mai- urgent mai per kyun..
bhola- mere khayal se amit ko wahi sher mai kuch kaam dhanhde mai lagana hai issliye..
Mai- hmmm.. acha sibu kha gya phir..
Bhola- aur kha hoga ek hi adda hai uska..
Mai- hmm tho chal hum bhi chaltye hai .. kuch time pass ho jayega ..
Bhola- nhi yaar gher mai koi nhi hai ...
Mai- arye ab tere gher se sab kaha gye..
Bhola- arye ma aur pitaji paas ke ganv gaye hai aur choti di mama ji ke yha gher mai mai aur badi di hi hai issliye bhai mai nhui ja paunga..
Mai- koi nhi chal phir mai hi jata hoon ..
bolkar mai khet ki tarff jane lga.. humara khet bhi sabhi ki tarha ganv se bahar per baki sab se dur tha kyunki humare khet ek shaht thye islye thoda
jada hi duri per thatha udher jitne khet the hamre hi the kuch khet hi thye jo dusre ke the isliye idhar ana jana kum hi logo ka tha aur jinke khet thye
unme se jadatar sabhi baher sher mai rhete thye tho logo ka ana jana na ke barabar hi hota tha.. suraj puri tarha se dahl chuka tha isliye anderha ho chuka tha
mai apni jeb se apna mobile nikal ker uska torch chalu ker uski roshni ke sharre khet ki maeid per chal rha tha .thabhi samnye se kanta mausi aur aur unki bahu/arti
atye huye dhik gye ..
Kanta- arye vibhu idher kha ja rha hai ..
Mai- arye apne khet jarha hoon mausi ..
Kanta- abhi iss waqt khet ..
Mai- kyun iss waqt khet jane mai kya hai ..
Kanta- arye iss waqt ganv ki aurtye idher athi hai aur thu idher agya
Mai- tho kyun athi hai .. waise mhuje malum tha per ki kyun athi hai per phir bhi aise hi maje ke liye bol diya..
Arti bahbhi- arye vibhu ji hum tho apko acha ladka samhjtye thye per app tho..
Kanta- hmm acha aur ye .. kya bahu thum bhi thume .. aur hasne lagti hai hai/khkhiiikhkhkhiii.. ..
Mai- kya mai acha ladka nhi hoon/kanta mausi ke asie hasne se meri thodi sulag jati hai ..
Kanta- hamm tho apne gher walo se puch le lalla pata chal jayega ..khas ker apne babuji se.. /unki ye baat meri gand mai agg lagnye ke liye kafi thi
mann tho ker rha ki abhi kanta mausi patak ke pel doon per aisa kerna tho mumkin nhi tha so mai bhi apne gusse ko apne ander hi pi gaya..
Mai- waise app sab ko idher hi kyun hagna hota hai../ maine ek jhatke mai ye bol diya..
jiske liye kanta mausi aur arti bhabhi dono hi tayar nhi thye..islye vo thoda sakpaka gye..Arti bahbhi apna chera apne sari ke pallu se dhak liya
Kanta- chi kaisi baat kerta hai lalla ..
Mai- aur kya yha kya arti utarne ati hai app sab ..
Kanta- hmm tho kha jaye ek idher hi hai jo logo ka bhid bhad nhi aur koi idher na ke barba hi atha hai ..
Mai- arye tho apne khet jaye kero hagnye humara hi khet milta hai app sab aurto ko..
Kanta- tho kya hum hi atye tere gher ki aurtye bhi tho athi hai thu unke samye per kyun nhi atha khabi..
Mai-app tho asie bol rhi ho ki mai yah ap logo ko jhakne hi ata hoon..
Kanta- ab mhuje kya malum thu kya kerne ata hai..
Mai- dhekho mausi dimag mat kahrab kero warna ..
Kanta- werna kya lalla ..
Mai- werna kal se app sab apna shaam aur shubha ka karyakrum khai aur ker lena apko tho malum hai na mera dimag kharab hua tho ..
Kanta- arye nhi nhi lalla aisa mat kerio hum auto ke shaht verna gajab ho jayega .. mai tho majak ker rhi thi../ itnye mai ganv ki aur bhi aurtye
apna kaam nipta ke bahr agyi ... sabhi ki najar mhuj per hi thi .../unme se ek ne-kya hua kanta mausi kyun persan ker rhi ho isse bichara aise bhi gher
se tho.. aur agye kuch na bol ker chup ho gyi..
Kanta- arye mai kah kuch boli ye tho lalla hai ki roj jhakne chla atha hai.. yaha..
Mai- kya matlab mausi apka../ thoda jor se ..
Kanta- arye mere khene ka matalb tha ki apne khet jhakne lalla .. aur hasne lagti hai../ uske shaht shaht-- baki sari aurtye bhi khikhiii kerne lagti hai.
Mai- thik hai thik hai abb jada mat khikao verna ganv wale sochegye ki chudaile agyi hai ../ aur un sabki khikhiana band ho jata hai.. per meri baat se
arti bahbhi khikhiayne lagti hai.. kanta gusse se arti bahbhi ki tarff dhekti hai jisse bhabhi chup ho jati aur apna chera pallu se dhak leti hai.
Kanta- chalo chalo deri ho rhi hai hum sabko.. aur naak fula ke jane lagti hai.. abhi agye badhi hi thi ki mausi..
Kanta- waise lalla abhi thodi der phele thune kha tha na ki tera dimmag kharab hogya tho thu kal se hum sab ka ann band kerwa dega aise mat kerna
aur haan rhi dimaag kharab ki baat tho lalla bura na manio vo tho tera phele se hi kharab hai.. aur phir sab ek shaht hasne lagtye hai siwaye bhabhi ke..
aur sabhi hasntye huye hawa se chale jatye.meri gand mai kanta mausi ne ek baar aur ungli ker di thio jatye jatye..isliye is baar bhi apne gusse ko hi pina
pad gaya.. per mai mann hi mann .. mai // ye mausi bahut bolti hai iska bandobast tho kerna hi padega.. kher ye mera aur kanta mausi ka roj ka tha vo akser
meri chilai ya ye khye meri gand mai ungli kiya kerti thi apni bato se..
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Mai kanta mausi ko mann hi mann gali dete huye apne khet pounch gaya.humare khet mai ek chota sa phump house tha per tho bada tha do manjila tha nichye ek kone
mai punmp aur dusrye kone mai kheti ke ssaman wageyra rhke hotye the fasl katnye ke baad yha rhkne ki jagha thi so kamara bada tha aur uper ke manjila mai ek
room tha vo chota sa tha usme ek bistar laga tha.bistar nichye faras mai hi laga hua tha.mai bister mai hi jake let gaya..
Abye madarcod teri itni himat thune meri babuji ka kollar pakda mai thuje jinda gaad dunga..
Sale bahut charbhi hai tere mai do gaz ka hua nhi aur hume gali de rha hai .. ye le chataak .. haaaa ... haaahaaa...
kya hua be thu tho ek hi jhapad mai gir gaya.. haaaa... haaa..
Sale madarchod ruk thuje choduga nhi mai..
manna padega iss do bitye ke laundye mai dum bhaut hai kyun... bhaishab kya khila ke paida kya hai..
waise sach kaho tho ye apka launda lagta nhi hai haaaaa....... dheko dheko gussa tho dheko launde ka..
haan tho bahbhi shab apne batya nhi ki ye launda tho apke baki do laundo se ek dum alag hai khai bahbhi ji ne tho gul....
Madarchod mai thuje chatakkk......... hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.. kya hua be kya meri kya ker lega..
sale dum hai tho akele aa.. phir dhek ... chataak ... chup kar sale ..... tho bahishab kya sohca hai app kerngye ya hum .. dhekiye bahi shab ager humere shab ne
ya humne kiya tho apko aur apke parivaar ko bahut takilff hogi.tho meri manaiye apbne hanht se ker dijye isse apke parivaar ko takliff kum hogi..
Bhaut hua isse na hoga mai tho kheta hoon ki in sabko ek shanht hi .... dahye .....ahhhhhhhhhh..
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Vibhu ohh Vibhu bhai thu yha soya pada hai ..
Mai- kya hua be lode kyun bhonk rha hai phir kisi ne teri gnad marli kya..
Sibu- bhai haaaafffffff...
Mai- abye bolega sahi ki kute ki tarha hafta hi rehga abb bolega bhi ki kya hua kye gand huta ke bhonk rha hai..
sibu- bhai meri gand abhi thak tho nhi mari per marne wali jaruur hai bhai bacha le..
Mai- laude phir haar gaya na .. sibu ser latkaye ../ abe bol laude phir har gaya na..
Sibu- haan bahi .. ser ko jhukye huye hi .....
Mai- gandu sale jab khelna nhi ata tho khelta kyun hai be laude ja bhag yha se laude mai koi maddadt nhi ker sakta..
Sibu- bhai aise mat bol warna vo sab milk ke meri gand bich ganv mai maar lengye bhai bahch le last baar..
Mai- chup madarchod tera har baar ka yhi natak hai ahkri baar bol bol ker sale kute ki duum hai ..
Sibu- bahi tere panv pakadta hoon bacha le ahkri baar kasam hai teri abse jua nhi khelunga .. bol ker mere pair paked leta hai..
Mai-abye chor sale kya ker rha hai .. per ye ahkri baar hai verna iske baad mai teri gand ...
Sibu- haan bhai vada hai ahkri baar hai isske baad kiya tho thu mar lena meri gand ..
Mai- chal sale mai teri gand marung nhi marunga vo bhi ganv ke kutto se samjha or waise bhi mhuje teri gand .. teri kya kisi bhi launde ki gand mai koi
dilcaspi nhi hai shamjha gandu..
Sibu- haan thuje kinki gand pasand hai pata hai unki bhi dilwa dunga buss ahkri baar baca le..
Mai- thu kiski gand dilwayega be..
Sibu- chaye tho meri maa ki maar lena bhai.
Mai- kya bola madarchod ..
Sibu- sahi bol rha hoon bahi thu chaye tho meri maa ki maar lena bus iss baar bacha le mhuje.
Mai- mhuje kya samha hai be laudye..
Sibu- bhai ab mhuje mat bata thu kya hai.
Mai- chup ker sale kya baak rha hai.
Sibu-sach mai bhai thu khae tho mai meri maa ki gand thuje dilwa doon.
Mai-chup be madarcod kuch bhi mat bol sale thu kya dilwayega be sale khud ki gand bacha le phele phir dilwana .. chal laude mai dhek lunga
Sibu- dhanybaad bhai ek thu hi hai mera bhai werna laude mera iss duniya mai hai hi kon
Mai-bas ker laude aur makhan mat laga chal chaltye hai .... aur hum dono waha se nikal ker ganv ki tarff jane lagtye hai....
Sibu- waise bhai thuje itna pasina kaise aya phir se vohi.
Mai- arye chor na bhai ..
Sibu- hmm tho phir se vohi sab yaad ker rha tha bahi.
Mai- nhi be mai tho...
Sibu- bich mai hi toktye huye ../ arye bhai bachpan se tere shaht hoon itna tho samej hai tere bare mai.bhai bhul ja jo hua
un sab bato ko kab thak yaad kerga jo hua ussepe tera koi kassor tho nhi tha na
Mai- ser jhukhye chal rha tha ... bolta bhi kya usse ya kisi aur se....
sibu aur mai abhi ganv ghustye usse phel hi karmveer urff karma huann apne phatho ke shaht hume mill jata hai aur atye hi sibu ko kolaar paked leta hai.........
karma- kyun be madrachod waha se baga kyun be ...
sibu- arye karma bhai mai bhaga nhi mai tho paise lene hi aya tha..
Karma- acha madarchod paise lene aya tha../ iss baar uske gali dene per mhuje gussa agya..
Mai- gali kyun de rhe ho usse.
karma-kyun be thuje kyun mirchi lag rhi hai be sale
Mai- juban shabl ke bol nhi tho...
Karma- nhi tho kye be madar..../ ithne mai uske pichye khade uske ek phatyhee ne usse roktye huye../ bhai .. bhai..
Karma- kya hai be kya bhai bhai ker rha hai..
Phatha- bhai ye vibhu hai ../ mera naam suntye hi karma ke chera jo abhi thak tum-tuma rha tha..vo kuch dhila paed gaya aur usne sibu ke kollar ko bhi chor diya.
Karma- kya ye hai vo.. thoda pichye ki tarf kishak jata hai ..
Phatha- hmm bahi
karma- abye thik se dhek uski sakal dhek thik se kuch bhi mat bol..andera ki wajhe se thuje lag rha hoga aisa
Phatha- sach bol rha hoon ye vohi hai mai tho iski awej bhi phechanta hoon bhai mano meri baat..
karma-hmm ruk abhi .. acha launde sun..
Mai- abye launde nhi vibhu bol samjha vibhu
Karma- tho thu hai vibhu.. bahut namm suna hai tera
Mai- per maine tho tera naam nhi suna be laude
Karma- thoda sakpaka ke kya bola .
Mai- vahi jo thune suna be laude ..
karma- arye bhai app tho naraj hogye.maff keryega vo kya hai na apko khabhi dhekha nhi tha na so phechan nhi paya.
Mai- hmm tho bako kitna paisa hua hai iska.mai deta hoon thume.
karma- arye bhai app se paisa kaise le sakta hoon.
Mai- kyun be mhujse paise kyun nhi le sakta..... / itnye mai uska dusra phatha..
Pahtha- arye bhai apse paise le ker hume iss ganv se thode hi jana hai. per vo.... bhai pichlye theen mahino se sibu..
Mai- theen mahino se ..
Karma- haan bhai sibu pichlye theen mahino huamre paise nhi de rha hai aur ajj bhi ../Maitheen mhino ka sun ke sibu ki tarff dhekne lagta hoon.
sibu apni hankhe aur ser dono nichye jhuka leta hai..
Mai- waise kitna bakaya hai iska.
karma- bahi 65000..
Mai- thoda choktye huye per apne ko shablhte hyue. mil jayega thume ab kisko yaha se
Karma- bahi vo paise..
Mai- kha na mil jayega kal shubha apne phatye ko bhej dena ganv ke bhar jo busstand hai waha se uhta lena kal dhophar 1 bajye.
karma- ji bhai ji.mai bhej dunga kal
Mai- aur haan ayinda iss ganv mai dhikna bhi nhi werna ..
Karma- ji bhai ji ..// bol ker vo sab tej kadmo se jane lagtye hai ... thabhi unme se ek phatha jo sayad mhuje nhi janta tha..
Phatha- bhai hum sab aise hi kyun chalye aye bina paise liye ussne bol diye aur app sale ko dena tha na do kaan ke nichye..// thabhi dusra phtha..
Phatha2- chup ker sale thu usse nhi jantha sale ussne bol diya ki kal 1 baje tho ek baje chaye jo hojaye paise hume mil jayengye
aur shukar mana ki apne hanht pair mai chal ke arha hai warna teri dono tango ke shaht humari thango ko bhi samtnye ke liye log
bulane padegnye.sale ganv mai naya hai thu ass pass ke ganv mai jake bass uska naam le lena dhekna phir kya hota hai.islye chup chap nikal
yaha se phele usne sun liya tho tere shahat humari bhi gand fad dega.. aur sab teji nikal jatye hai.
Mai- kyun be madarchod itni badi rakam haar ke bhetha hai teri ma chodu sale.
Sibu-haan chod lena meri maa ko maa ko kya pura khadan chud lena per iss baar maff ker de bhai.
Mai- sale ye ahkrhi baar hai tera
sibu- per bhai kal shubha thak paise..
Mai- sale maine bol diya na ab chal be bhuk lagi hai mhuje ..
Sibu- chal bhai ajj mere yha chaltye hai ... aur hum dono sibu ke gher ki tarff nikal jatye hai.
Arye oh vibhu kha jarha hai phirse abhi tho aya tha ..
Mai- khet ki tarff jarha hoon ..
nhi beta abhi tho aya hai bhar se tere pitaji atye hi hongye aur thuje gher per nhi dhek ker phirse gussa karengye
Mai-vo tho aise bhi karngye babuji ..
Tho jab janta hai tho tho kyun ja rha hai ..
Mai- arye ma mai yha rha tho pitaji konsa gussa nhi karngye ..
per vo aise hi thode hi gussa hotye hai thuj per ..(chachi/varsa).. lalla ab sara din bhaher apne un awara dosto ke shahat ghumta hai tho bolengye hi na..
Mai-arye chachi babuji ka kaam hi hai gussa kerna or ek baat mere dost awara nhi hai ..
Chachi- arye lalla per..
Mai- per war choro chachi mai ya samne rhaunga tho mhuje aur babuji dono ko ..
Dono ko kya vibhu ..
Mai- kuch nhi maa ..
Chachi-arye ruk tho lalla ..
Maa-pata nhi kab thak ye aisa hi chalega ..
kuch nhi maaji sab thik ho jayega..
Maa- pata nhi kab indono ka...
Chachi-haan didi app chinta mat keryie dhekna bhaut jald sab thik ho jayega..
... mai gher se baher nikal ker thoda door pouncha hi tha ki samnye se vishal bhaiya atye dhik gya ..
Vishal bhaiya- arye vibhu kha jarha hai chal gher chal wapss..
Mai- kuch nhi bass aise hi thoda khet ki tarff ja rha hoon app gher jao mai ajaunga
vishal bhaiya- arye sara din bahar ghumta rheta hai lofar giri kerta rehta hai ..
Mai- dhekho bhaiya app gher jao mera dimag mat kharab kero waise bhi babuji agye tho aur ..
vishal bhaiya agye bina kuch bole munh ghuma ke chale gye tho mai bhi agye nikal gaya ...
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Arye vibhu kha jarha hai ..
Mai- arye bhai log thumse hi milne arha tha bhola .. baki sab kha hai rohan sibu aur amit theeno kha gyab hai bhai..
Bhola- arye rohan aur amit dono sher gye hai hai kaamse ek do din baad hi ayengye..
Mai- abye achank se sher shubha tho kuch bole nhi..
Bhola- hmm bhai rihan tho apni maa ko le ker apne pitaji se milne gaya hai aur amit uska bahi usse bulya hai urgent tho vo bus abhi nikala hai ..
Mai- urgent mai per kyun..
bhola- mere khayal se amit ko wahi sher mai kuch kaam dhanhde mai lagana hai issliye..
Mai- hmmm.. acha sibu kha gya phir..
Bhola- aur kha hoga ek hi adda hai uska..
Mai- hmm tho chal hum bhi chaltye hai .. kuch time pass ho jayega ..
Bhola- nhi yaar gher mai koi nhi hai ...
Mai- arye ab tere gher se sab kaha gye..
Bhola- arye ma aur pitaji paas ke ganv gaye hai aur choti di mama ji ke yha gher mai mai aur badi di hi hai issliye bhai mai nhui ja paunga..
Mai- koi nhi chal phir mai hi jata hoon ..
bolkar mai khet ki tarff jane lga.. humara khet bhi sabhi ki tarha ganv se bahar per baki sab se dur tha kyunki humare khet ek shaht thye islye thoda
jada hi duri per thatha udher jitne khet the hamre hi the kuch khet hi thye jo dusre ke the isliye idhar ana jana kum hi logo ka tha aur jinke khet thye
unme se jadatar sabhi baher sher mai rhete thye tho logo ka ana jana na ke barabar hi hota tha.. suraj puri tarha se dahl chuka tha isliye anderha ho chuka tha
mai apni jeb se apna mobile nikal ker uska torch chalu ker uski roshni ke sharre khet ki maeid per chal rha tha .thabhi samnye se kanta mausi aur aur unki bahu/arti
atye huye dhik gye ..
Kanta- arye vibhu idher kha ja rha hai ..
Mai- arye apne khet jarha hoon mausi ..
Kanta- abhi iss waqt khet ..
Mai- kyun iss waqt khet jane mai kya hai ..
Kanta- arye iss waqt ganv ki aurtye idher athi hai aur thu idher agya
Mai- tho kyun athi hai .. waise mhuje malum tha per ki kyun athi hai per phir bhi aise hi maje ke liye bol diya..
Arti bahbhi- arye vibhu ji hum tho apko acha ladka samhjtye thye per app tho..
Kanta- hmm acha aur ye .. kya bahu thum bhi thume .. aur hasne lagti hai hai/khkhiiikhkhkhiii.. ..
Mai- kya mai acha ladka nhi hoon/kanta mausi ke asie hasne se meri thodi sulag jati hai ..
Kanta- hamm tho apne gher walo se puch le lalla pata chal jayega ..khas ker apne babuji se.. /unki ye baat meri gand mai agg lagnye ke liye kafi thi
mann tho ker rha ki abhi kanta mausi patak ke pel doon per aisa kerna tho mumkin nhi tha so mai bhi apne gusse ko apne ander hi pi gaya..
Mai- waise app sab ko idher hi kyun hagna hota hai../ maine ek jhatke mai ye bol diya..
jiske liye kanta mausi aur arti bhabhi dono hi tayar nhi thye..islye vo thoda sakpaka gye..Arti bahbhi apna chera apne sari ke pallu se dhak liya
Kanta- chi kaisi baat kerta hai lalla ..
Mai- aur kya yha kya arti utarne ati hai app sab ..
Kanta- hmm tho kha jaye ek idher hi hai jo logo ka bhid bhad nhi aur koi idher na ke barba hi atha hai ..
Mai- arye tho apne khet jaye kero hagnye humara hi khet milta hai app sab aurto ko..
Kanta- tho kya hum hi atye tere gher ki aurtye bhi tho athi hai thu unke samye per kyun nhi atha khabi..
Mai-app tho asie bol rhi ho ki mai yah ap logo ko jhakne hi ata hoon..
Kanta- ab mhuje kya malum thu kya kerne ata hai..
Mai- dhekho mausi dimag mat kahrab kero warna ..
Kanta- werna kya lalla ..
Mai- werna kal se app sab apna shaam aur shubha ka karyakrum khai aur ker lena apko tho malum hai na mera dimag kharab hua tho ..
Kanta- arye nhi nhi lalla aisa mat kerio hum auto ke shaht verna gajab ho jayega .. mai tho majak ker rhi thi../ itnye mai ganv ki aur bhi aurtye
apna kaam nipta ke bahr agyi ... sabhi ki najar mhuj per hi thi .../unme se ek ne-kya hua kanta mausi kyun persan ker rhi ho isse bichara aise bhi gher
se tho.. aur agye kuch na bol ker chup ho gyi..
Kanta- arye mai kah kuch boli ye tho lalla hai ki roj jhakne chla atha hai.. yaha..
Mai- kya matlab mausi apka../ thoda jor se ..
Kanta- arye mere khene ka matalb tha ki apne khet jhakne lalla .. aur hasne lagti hai../ uske shaht shaht-- baki sari aurtye bhi khikhiii kerne lagti hai.
Mai- thik hai thik hai abb jada mat khikao verna ganv wale sochegye ki chudaile agyi hai ../ aur un sabki khikhiana band ho jata hai.. per meri baat se
arti bahbhi khikhiayne lagti hai.. kanta gusse se arti bahbhi ki tarff dhekti hai jisse bhabhi chup ho jati aur apna chera pallu se dhak leti hai.
Kanta- chalo chalo deri ho rhi hai hum sabko.. aur naak fula ke jane lagti hai.. abhi agye badhi hi thi ki mausi..
Kanta- waise lalla abhi thodi der phele thune kha tha na ki tera dimmag kharab hogya tho thu kal se hum sab ka ann band kerwa dega aise mat kerna
aur haan rhi dimaag kharab ki baat tho lalla bura na manio vo tho tera phele se hi kharab hai.. aur phir sab ek shaht hasne lagtye hai siwaye bhabhi ke..
aur sabhi hasntye huye hawa se chale jatye.meri gand mai kanta mausi ne ek baar aur ungli ker di thio jatye jatye..isliye is baar bhi apne gusse ko hi pina
pad gaya.. per mai mann hi mann .. mai // ye mausi bahut bolti hai iska bandobast tho kerna hi padega.. kher ye mera aur kanta mausi ka roj ka tha vo akser
meri chilai ya ye khye meri gand mai ungli kiya kerti thi apni bato se..
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Mai kanta mausi ko mann hi mann gali dete huye apne khet pounch gaya.humare khet mai ek chota sa phump house tha per tho bada tha do manjila tha nichye ek kone
mai punmp aur dusrye kone mai kheti ke ssaman wageyra rhke hotye the fasl katnye ke baad yha rhkne ki jagha thi so kamara bada tha aur uper ke manjila mai ek
room tha vo chota sa tha usme ek bistar laga tha.bistar nichye faras mai hi laga hua tha.mai bister mai hi jake let gaya..
Abye madarcod teri itni himat thune meri babuji ka kollar pakda mai thuje jinda gaad dunga..
Sale bahut charbhi hai tere mai do gaz ka hua nhi aur hume gali de rha hai .. ye le chataak .. haaaa ... haaahaaa...
kya hua be thu tho ek hi jhapad mai gir gaya.. haaaa... haaa..
Sale madarchod ruk thuje choduga nhi mai..
manna padega iss do bitye ke laundye mai dum bhaut hai kyun... bhaishab kya khila ke paida kya hai..
waise sach kaho tho ye apka launda lagta nhi hai haaaaa....... dheko dheko gussa tho dheko launde ka..
haan tho bahbhi shab apne batya nhi ki ye launda tho apke baki do laundo se ek dum alag hai khai bahbhi ji ne tho gul....
Madarchod mai thuje chatakkk......... hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.. kya hua be kya meri kya ker lega..
sale dum hai tho akele aa.. phir dhek ... chataak ... chup kar sale ..... tho bahishab kya sohca hai app kerngye ya hum .. dhekiye bahi shab ager humere shab ne
ya humne kiya tho apko aur apke parivaar ko bahut takilff hogi.tho meri manaiye apbne hanht se ker dijye isse apke parivaar ko takliff kum hogi..
Bhaut hua isse na hoga mai tho kheta hoon ki in sabko ek shanht hi .... dahye .....ahhhhhhhhhh..
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Vibhu ohh Vibhu bhai thu yha soya pada hai ..
Mai- kya hua be lode kyun bhonk rha hai phir kisi ne teri gnad marli kya..
Sibu- bhai haaaafffffff...
Mai- abye bolega sahi ki kute ki tarha hafta hi rehga abb bolega bhi ki kya hua kye gand huta ke bhonk rha hai..
sibu- bhai meri gand abhi thak tho nhi mari per marne wali jaruur hai bhai bacha le..
Mai- laude phir haar gaya na .. sibu ser latkaye ../ abe bol laude phir har gaya na..
Sibu- haan bahi .. ser ko jhukye huye hi .....
Mai- gandu sale jab khelna nhi ata tho khelta kyun hai be laude ja bhag yha se laude mai koi maddadt nhi ker sakta..
Sibu- bhai aise mat bol warna vo sab milk ke meri gand bich ganv mai maar lengye bhai bahch le last baar..
Mai- chup madarchod tera har baar ka yhi natak hai ahkri baar bol bol ker sale kute ki duum hai ..
Sibu- bahi tere panv pakadta hoon bacha le ahkri baar kasam hai teri abse jua nhi khelunga .. bol ker mere pair paked leta hai..
Mai-abye chor sale kya ker rha hai .. per ye ahkri baar hai verna iske baad mai teri gand ...
Sibu- haan bhai vada hai ahkri baar hai isske baad kiya tho thu mar lena meri gand ..
Mai- chal sale mai teri gand marung nhi marunga vo bhi ganv ke kutto se samjha or waise bhi mhuje teri gand .. teri kya kisi bhi launde ki gand mai koi
dilcaspi nhi hai shamjha gandu..
Sibu- haan thuje kinki gand pasand hai pata hai unki bhi dilwa dunga buss ahkri baar baca le..
Mai- thu kiski gand dilwayega be..
Sibu- chaye tho meri maa ki maar lena bhai.
Mai- kya bola madarchod ..
Sibu- sahi bol rha hoon bahi thu chaye tho meri maa ki maar lena bus iss baar bacha le mhuje.
Mai- mhuje kya samha hai be laudye..
Sibu- bhai ab mhuje mat bata thu kya hai.
Mai- chup ker sale kya baak rha hai.
Sibu-sach mai bhai thu khae tho mai meri maa ki gand thuje dilwa doon.
Mai-chup be madarcod kuch bhi mat bol sale thu kya dilwayega be sale khud ki gand bacha le phele phir dilwana .. chal laude mai dhek lunga
Sibu- dhanybaad bhai ek thu hi hai mera bhai werna laude mera iss duniya mai hai hi kon
Mai-bas ker laude aur makhan mat laga chal chaltye hai .... aur hum dono waha se nikal ker ganv ki tarff jane lagtye hai....
Sibu- waise bhai thuje itna pasina kaise aya phir se vohi.
Mai- arye chor na bhai ..
Sibu- hmm tho phir se vohi sab yaad ker rha tha bahi.
Mai- nhi be mai tho...
Sibu- bich mai hi toktye huye ../ arye bhai bachpan se tere shaht hoon itna tho samej hai tere bare mai.bhai bhul ja jo hua
un sab bato ko kab thak yaad kerga jo hua ussepe tera koi kassor tho nhi tha na
Mai- ser jhukhye chal rha tha ... bolta bhi kya usse ya kisi aur se....
sibu aur mai abhi ganv ghustye usse phel hi karmveer urff karma huann apne phatho ke shaht hume mill jata hai aur atye hi sibu ko kolaar paked leta hai.........
karma- kyun be madrachod waha se baga kyun be ...
sibu- arye karma bhai mai bhaga nhi mai tho paise lene hi aya tha..
Karma- acha madarchod paise lene aya tha../ iss baar uske gali dene per mhuje gussa agya..
Mai- gali kyun de rhe ho usse.
karma-kyun be thuje kyun mirchi lag rhi hai be sale
Mai- juban shabl ke bol nhi tho...
Karma- nhi tho kye be madar..../ ithne mai uske pichye khade uske ek phatyhee ne usse roktye huye../ bhai .. bhai..
Karma- kya hai be kya bhai bhai ker rha hai..
Phatha- bhai ye vibhu hai ../ mera naam suntye hi karma ke chera jo abhi thak tum-tuma rha tha..vo kuch dhila paed gaya aur usne sibu ke kollar ko bhi chor diya.
Karma- kya ye hai vo.. thoda pichye ki tarf kishak jata hai ..
Phatha- hmm bahi
karma- abye thik se dhek uski sakal dhek thik se kuch bhi mat bol..andera ki wajhe se thuje lag rha hoga aisa
Phatha- sach bol rha hoon ye vohi hai mai tho iski awej bhi phechanta hoon bhai mano meri baat..
karma-hmm ruk abhi .. acha launde sun..
Mai- abye launde nhi vibhu bol samjha vibhu
Karma- tho thu hai vibhu.. bahut namm suna hai tera
Mai- per maine tho tera naam nhi suna be laude
Karma- thoda sakpaka ke kya bola .
Mai- vahi jo thune suna be laude ..
karma- arye bhai app tho naraj hogye.maff keryega vo kya hai na apko khabhi dhekha nhi tha na so phechan nhi paya.
Mai- hmm tho bako kitna paisa hua hai iska.mai deta hoon thume.
karma- arye bhai app se paisa kaise le sakta hoon.
Mai- kyun be mhujse paise kyun nhi le sakta..... / itnye mai uska dusra phatha..
Pahtha- arye bhai apse paise le ker hume iss ganv se thode hi jana hai. per vo.... bhai pichlye theen mahino se sibu..
Mai- theen mahino se ..
Karma- haan bhai sibu pichlye theen mahino huamre paise nhi de rha hai aur ajj bhi ../Maitheen mhino ka sun ke sibu ki tarff dhekne lagta hoon.
sibu apni hankhe aur ser dono nichye jhuka leta hai..
Mai- waise kitna bakaya hai iska.
karma- bahi 65000..
Mai- thoda choktye huye per apne ko shablhte hyue. mil jayega thume ab kisko yaha se
Karma- bahi vo paise..
Mai- kha na mil jayega kal shubha apne phatye ko bhej dena ganv ke bhar jo busstand hai waha se uhta lena kal dhophar 1 bajye.
karma- ji bhai ji.mai bhej dunga kal
Mai- aur haan ayinda iss ganv mai dhikna bhi nhi werna ..
Karma- ji bhai ji ..// bol ker vo sab tej kadmo se jane lagtye hai ... thabhi unme se ek phatha jo sayad mhuje nhi janta tha..
Phatha- bhai hum sab aise hi kyun chalye aye bina paise liye ussne bol diye aur app sale ko dena tha na do kaan ke nichye..// thabhi dusra phtha..
Phatha2- chup ker sale thu usse nhi jantha sale ussne bol diya ki kal 1 baje tho ek baje chaye jo hojaye paise hume mil jayengye
aur shukar mana ki apne hanht pair mai chal ke arha hai warna teri dono tango ke shaht humari thango ko bhi samtnye ke liye log
bulane padegnye.sale ganv mai naya hai thu ass pass ke ganv mai jake bass uska naam le lena dhekna phir kya hota hai.islye chup chap nikal
yaha se phele usne sun liya tho tere shahat humari bhi gand fad dega.. aur sab teji nikal jatye hai.
Mai- kyun be madarchod itni badi rakam haar ke bhetha hai teri ma chodu sale.
Sibu-haan chod lena meri maa ko maa ko kya pura khadan chud lena per iss baar maff ker de bhai.
Mai- sale ye ahkrhi baar hai tera
sibu- per bhai kal shubha thak paise..
Mai- sale maine bol diya na ab chal be bhuk lagi hai mhuje ..
Sibu- chal bhai ajj mere yha chaltye hai ... aur hum dono sibu ke gher ki tarff nikal jatye hai.
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