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Kaka- arye sali kha margyi ..
Kaki- kya hua kyun chila rhe ho..
Kak- kaha margyi thi sali ... kabse bula raha hoon
kaki- chup kero..
Kaka- mhuje chup karti hai sali chinar teri maa....
Kaki- chup kero andar lallaji aye hai... //mera anaam suntye hi kaka ki siti pitti ghum ho jati hai..
Kaka- kya lallaji aur yha..
Mai- kyun kya hua ni aaskta kya..// mai bhi baher atye huye..
Kaka- vo vo nhi nhi ...
Mai- kya nhi nhi kyun bhohk rhe hoo baap aur beta dono ek jaise haal hai bina piye aur bhohke rhe nhi saktye.
Kaka- nhi vo lallai ji..// aur charpai se hutnye ki kossis kertye hai per itna pee rhkha tha ki uht hi nhi pata.. kaki unhe shara de ker pakerti warna
sayad gir gya hota...
Mai- itna pitye kahe ho jab apne app ko thak shambhal nhi sakte apne app ko
Kaka- galti ho gyo lallaji maaf ker do .. // dono hantho ko jod ker aur phir ladka jata hai.iss baar kaka ko kaki nhi shabhal pati aur kaka
charpai mai hi pasar jatye hai .. kakai usko shabhltye huye kakai bhi samnye ki aur jhuk jati hai jisse uski chutad meri tarff jo jati hai.kaki
ke chutad jada badye tho nhi the per kisi ke bhi lund ko kahda kerne ke liye kafi tha.mera sanpola aise hi thapa bhetha tha so kaki
ki iss tarha samnye jhukye hone se mera sanpola phir phana phana gya.kaki kaka ko wahi bister per leta ker chader dhak deti hai.isse phele ki
Kaki uht thi mai turant unki saree ko nichye se uhta ker unke phit per rhk detha hoon jisse kaki hadbada jati hai vo kuch sahmjhti
aur upar ki aur uhti mai kaki ko ek hanht se ser ko pakad ke phir nichye ki tarff daba deta hoon aur dusere hanht ki ek ungli
mishri kakai ke ghani jahto wali chut mai dal deta hoon.mere ungli daltye hi kaki ..
Kaki- shhhhhhhhh.......... lalla ji shhhhhhhhhh...// kaki ki chut kuch der phele ki ragadai ke karan gili hi thi.mai teji ungli ko
kaki ki chut ke ander bhar ker rha tha.. // shhhhh...... lalla ji shhhhhhhhhhh....// mai kafi der thak kaki ki chut mai ungli kerta rha...kaki
ko ab ungli ke grasan se hi unki chut mai jalan mhesus ho rhi thi aur usse anad bhi arha tha vo apni anhkhe band kiye huye ..
Kaki- shhhhhhhhhhh......... shhhhhhhhh........ // mai kuch der thak unki chut mai aise hi ungli ker rha tha phir
maine bhi waqt na gawtye hyue apna hanht jo ki kaki ke ser ko pakda hua tha chorker
ker apne sanpole ko phent ke bahar nikal leta hoon.Kaki abhi anhkhe band kiye huye // shhhhhhhhhhh.... shhhhhhhhh...//
maine jhat se apne lund ko hanht se pakad leta hoon aur ungli ko chut se bahar nikal leta hoon isse phele ki kaki kuch samej pati
mai Lund ko kaki ke chut ke muhane rhk ker apne dono hantho se kaki ke kamar ko paked leta hoon aur ek jor ka dhakha laga ker
lund ko chut mai dal deta hoon.
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhhhh...... maaaaaaa... lallaji .......// kaki chik padti hai aur apne ko mhujse dur hatne ke liye agye ki aur khiska jati hai
Per maine kaki ki kamar ko kas ke dono hantho se jadka hua tha.kaki ki kossis bekar hi thi.maine bina der kiye huye kaki ki chut mai lund
ko ek aur dhakha laga ker andar dal detha hoon aur phir ek baar kaki ki chinhk nikal jati hai.
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh......... maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgyi....ahhhhhhhhhhh// is baar bhi mera lund pura chut mia nhi ghusa tha isliye maine kamar ko
pakad ker do teen dhakhe aur laga detha hoon aur mera pura lund kaki ki chut mai dal ker unke kamar ko kas ker pakede rheta hoon.
Kaki- aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... hhhhhh// aur iss bar ki chik phele se bhi jada thi ek pal ke liye kaka bhi apni halki si hankhe khol ker
Dhekta hai per usse samnye kaki ka hi cherha dhikta hai kyun ki ek tho kaki unke upper jhuke huye thi aur mai thik kaki ke pichye tho mhuje dhekna
iss halt mai tho muskil hi tha.mai kuch der tak bina hilye kaki ko aise hi pakde rha phir kaki apne ser ko gumha ke meri tarf dhekti hai.unke anhkho
mai anso ki bundhe abb bhi thi per chere mai dard ka bhav kuch kam tha.
Kaki- shhhh.... lalla ji ...// aur apne gand ko ab dhirye dhirye agye pichye kerne lagti hai.mai bhi kaki ke kamar ko paked kar lund ko agye
pichye kerne lagta hoon.
Kaki- shhhh.... ahhhhhh... //mai bhi kuch der thak dhree dhree lund ko agye pichye kerta rha.. kuch der mai kaki bhi ab apni gand ko thoda tej
agye pichye kerne lagi ...// ahhhhhhhhh.. lalla ji... ahhhhhhhh... // mai bhi apni speed kp badtye huye kaki ke chut mai lund ko chut ke
andar bahr kerne laga.karib punch dus minto baad mai kaki ke kamar ko paked ker teji se lund ko agye pichye kerne laga mai itna tej dhakhe laga
rha tha ki jiise kaki ke shaht shat puer char pai bhi hill rhi thi... mai teji se kaki ki chut ko pichye se paked ker chude ja rha tha ..
Kaki- aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.......... lalla ji dheree ahhhhhhhhh....... mmaaaaaaaaargyi .......... ahhhhhhhhhh// phatttt.......pahatttttttttt ki awje
bhi ab kamre mai gunj rhi thi .... mai bina ruke apni full speed se lund ko chut ke andar pele ja rha tha.. /// ahhhhhhhhhhhh........ lallaji apke
hanht jodti hoon pav perti hoon chor dijye..... mhujse choor dijye.. ahhhhhhhhh.... shhhhhhhhhahhhhh../// phaaaaaaaaaaatttt.......pahhhhhtattt
Mai- kyun kaki kya huua ..
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhh... kya hua apka bhaut ahhhhhhhhhh....... aaaahhhhhh ......bada hai lallaji.. ahhhhhhhh.. mai pair pardti hoon chod dijye .aahhhh...
per mai apna adhye se jada lund chut se bahr nikal ker phir pel deta hoon.. // aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..... mai apke.... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh..// kaki mhujse
chutnye ke bhaut kossi ker rhi thi per mere paked ke agye unki ek na chal rhi thi.. mai karib bees minto se kaki ki chod rha tha jisse unke chut ka kaam rass
mere lund se lag ker bhetha hua unke jhango ke rastye nichye arha tha. kaki iss bich do baar jhad chuki thi kaki baar baar pichye ghum ker muhjse prtana ker
rhi thi per mai bina ruke aur na chodne ki raftar ko kum kiye unhe chode ja rha tha..//ahhhhhhhhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhh...//phattttt....pahhhhhhtttttttt...
kaki jitna mhuje chorne ko bolti mai utne teji se unko chod rha tha.. ab kaki bhi samej chuki thi ki mai unhe chorne wala nhi .. // ahhhhhhhh....
Lalla ji thoda dirye ahhhhhhhhhh....... khete huye kaki tesree baar jahr chuki thi .. per mera sanpola ab bhi nhi thaka tha abhi duss pandhra minute
aur huye thye ki mera dhayan derwaje per gaya jo ki khula hua hi tha... aur kaki aise chila rhi thi ki agar ratye se koi gujrta tho kaki ki chikne ki awaj
sun sakta tha../// aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... lalllji.......aaaahhhhhhh.. // mai ab aur der nhi kerna chata tha thaki koi an ajye isliye mai bhi kamar ko pakad
ker apni speed ko thodi aur bhada di ..//phatttttttttt......// uhnnggggg.nnnnn...ggg....ahhhhhhhhhh........ lalllajji....... aaaahhhhhhhh... aur karib puch-dus minut ki aur chudai kerne
ke baad mere sanpole ne bhi ab jawab dena hi uchit samjha ........
Mai- kakkkk.iiiiiiiiii....... ahhhhhhhh.......//kertye huye apna maal kaki ki chut mai bhar deta hoon .. kaki bhi ek baar aur mere shaht shaht jhad jati
hai.mai kaki ke kamar ko chor detha hoon aur apne sapola ko chut se bhar nikal leta hoon.mere chrtye hi kaki samnye kaka ke bagal mai gir jati hai aur
jor jor se hafne lagti hai.mai bina der kiye apne sanpole ko apne pant ke ander ker leta hoon..aur kuch der waha uhi kadha rehta hoon.. kuch der aise
hi khade rehne ke baad mai phir kaki ko awaj lagta hoon..
Mai- kaki ohh mishri kaki--- ohh.. kaki// per unke munh se koi awaj nhi ati .. mai ek do baar unhe hila ke bhi bulata hoon per kaki
koi jawab nhi deti so mai bhi aur der na ker ke mai waha se derwajha ko band ker bahr nikal jata hoon
aur gher se bahar idhar udahr dhek ker ye taslli ker leta hoon ki koi ass-pass tho nhi aur tasli hone baad mai phorun waha se nikal jata hoon.
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Hello ../ kya nhi..sir./ji sir../haan sir ../per sir mai tho../sorry sir../ nhi sir../ ji sir../ ji sir.. mai khud ja rha hoon sir/ ji sir
-kya hua kiska phone tha juved bhai app itne persan kyun lag rhe ho..
Juved-Nhi yaar aise nhi ho sakta tunda ...
Tunda- kya hua juved bhai.
juved-humara maal phirse pkada gya tunda..
Tunda- kya kaise per juved bhai ye kaise ho sakta hai humare alwa aur kisi ko tho pata nhi tha is baar tho humne khud iss baar apne khas bando ko bheja tha ..
Juved- vohi tho sale kon hai jo humse gadar ker rha hai sala itna sab hone ke baad bhi vo haramkhor ahumre bich mai hai aur agar usse jaldi nhi pakda tho
boss humari gerdan uda dega./// yaaaaaaaaa... kon hai sale thujhe chudunga nhi buss ek baar pakad mai aja.....
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Bhola- arye chacha(kanu lal) iss baar ke sarpanch chunav mai kisko jitana hai ...// sab bus stand ke pass chai ki dukan mai bheitye baat hi ker rhe thye.
Chacha(k-l)- arye beta hum kya jitaygngye sabko malum hai iss baar bhi ...//.. hmmm... sahi kaha apne kanu bhai iss baar bhi vo Mhaveer singh ka pahtha
hi jitega.hum sab kuch nhi ker saktye aur na hi kerne ki himat hai.// hmmm sahi kaha sab ek shaht hi bol padtye hai..// hmm per isme himat ki kya baat hai -varun.
Chacha(k-l)- beta thu abhi abhi tho aya hai itnye dino se ganv se dur tho thuje yha ke barye mai ya ye khau ki mhaveer singh ke barye mai kya pata.
ass pass ke bees ganv ke log uske agye jhuktye hai aur ye khaye ki darr ke kanptye hai. beta aur tho aur pradesh ke mantri ho ya mhukyamantri
sabse shaht uhtna bhetna hai.
Varun- arye chacha vo sab se kya hota hai hum sher mai thye uske barye mai tho nhi suna.app sab khamkha dartye ho iss jamnye mai ye sab rutba koi kaam ka nhi.
ajj ke jamne jha police hai court hai aap sab kis duniya mai ho pata nhi jo aisi baat kertye ho .
Chacha(k-l)- beta jamanye koi bhi ho maut ka darr sabko hota hai.vo usse dhek rhe ho uska jawan beta aur bahu ajj punch sall phele gayab hyue hai ajj tak
unka koi namo nisan nhi.Uska beta press mai tha aur mhaveer singh ke do numbari dhando ke khilaff sabut hikata ker rha tha.sabut ka tho pata nhi per
khud kaha saff hogaya kisiko pata nhi.
Varun- tho jab app sabko malum hai ki uske shaht ye sab kisnye kiya tho apne ..
Chacha(k-l)- hum sab ke bhi baal bachye hai beta tho sab bass apna kaamne aur khane mai hi vyast rhete hai.
varun- app sab rahiye iss baar mai ladunga sarpanch ka chunav. boliye dengye na vote mhuje..// haan dengye bhi aur thu jitega bhi be...sab palat ker
meri tarff ghum ker dhekne lagtye hai.// boltye huye bus se utar ker udher hi atye huye..// varun aur mai turant gale lagtye hai..
Mai- thu yha itnye sallo baad kab aya ...
Varun- mhuje aye tho do din ho gye bhai.thum kha thye..
Mai-buss bhai sher gya tha kaam se. thu bata kaise ana hua
Varun- sarpanch ka chunav ladnye..// hhhaaaa...hhhaaa...//sab hasne lagtye hai
Mai- hmm tho sahi hai kitnye sall ho gye thyjse milye huye.
Varun- hmm shaat sall hogye bahi
Mai- tho bata kab jana hai tera namkaan bherne
Varun- per ye sab tho khe rhe ki chunav mai vo mhaveer
Mai- arye koi mhaveer nhi thu hi jitega yha se
Varun- bhai thu tho aise bol rha hai ki.. ye sab vote
BHola- ab ye sab vote thuje hi milega bhai kyun ki ab vibhu ne jo bol diya ab tho mhaveer ke phatye bhi thuje vote kerngye.kyun chacha
Chacha(k-l)- hmm bhai isse kon mana ker sakta hai.per beta vo mhaveer singh se
Mai- chacha app uski chinta choro mai dhek lunga.chal chai pitye hai. ayre ramu kaka sabko chai pilao meri tarff se ..
Kaka- arye sali kha margyi ..
Kaki- kya hua kyun chila rhe ho..
Kak- kaha margyi thi sali ... kabse bula raha hoon
kaki- chup kero..
Kaka- mhuje chup karti hai sali chinar teri maa....
Kaki- chup kero andar lallaji aye hai... //mera anaam suntye hi kaka ki siti pitti ghum ho jati hai..
Kaka- kya lallaji aur yha..
Mai- kyun kya hua ni aaskta kya..// mai bhi baher atye huye..
Kaka- vo vo nhi nhi ...
Mai- kya nhi nhi kyun bhohk rhe hoo baap aur beta dono ek jaise haal hai bina piye aur bhohke rhe nhi saktye.
Kaka- nhi vo lallai ji..// aur charpai se hutnye ki kossis kertye hai per itna pee rhkha tha ki uht hi nhi pata.. kaki unhe shara de ker pakerti warna
sayad gir gya hota...
Mai- itna pitye kahe ho jab apne app ko thak shambhal nhi sakte apne app ko
Kaka- galti ho gyo lallaji maaf ker do .. // dono hantho ko jod ker aur phir ladka jata hai.iss baar kaka ko kaki nhi shabhal pati aur kaka
charpai mai hi pasar jatye hai .. kakai usko shabhltye huye kakai bhi samnye ki aur jhuk jati hai jisse uski chutad meri tarff jo jati hai.kaki
ke chutad jada badye tho nhi the per kisi ke bhi lund ko kahda kerne ke liye kafi tha.mera sanpola aise hi thapa bhetha tha so kaki
ki iss tarha samnye jhukye hone se mera sanpola phir phana phana gya.kaki kaka ko wahi bister per leta ker chader dhak deti hai.isse phele ki
Kaki uht thi mai turant unki saree ko nichye se uhta ker unke phit per rhk detha hoon jisse kaki hadbada jati hai vo kuch sahmjhti
aur upar ki aur uhti mai kaki ko ek hanht se ser ko pakad ke phir nichye ki tarff daba deta hoon aur dusere hanht ki ek ungli
mishri kakai ke ghani jahto wali chut mai dal deta hoon.mere ungli daltye hi kaki ..
Kaki- shhhhhhhhh.......... lalla ji shhhhhhhhhh...// kaki ki chut kuch der phele ki ragadai ke karan gili hi thi.mai teji ungli ko
kaki ki chut ke ander bhar ker rha tha.. // shhhhh...... lalla ji shhhhhhhhhhh....// mai kafi der thak kaki ki chut mai ungli kerta rha...kaki
ko ab ungli ke grasan se hi unki chut mai jalan mhesus ho rhi thi aur usse anad bhi arha tha vo apni anhkhe band kiye huye ..
Kaki- shhhhhhhhhhh......... shhhhhhhhh........ // mai kuch der thak unki chut mai aise hi ungli ker rha tha phir
maine bhi waqt na gawtye hyue apna hanht jo ki kaki ke ser ko pakda hua tha chorker
ker apne sanpole ko phent ke bahar nikal leta hoon.Kaki abhi anhkhe band kiye huye // shhhhhhhhhhh.... shhhhhhhhh...//
maine jhat se apne lund ko hanht se pakad leta hoon aur ungli ko chut se bahar nikal leta hoon isse phele ki kaki kuch samej pati
mai Lund ko kaki ke chut ke muhane rhk ker apne dono hantho se kaki ke kamar ko paked leta hoon aur ek jor ka dhakha laga ker
lund ko chut mai dal deta hoon.
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhhhh...... maaaaaaa... lallaji .......// kaki chik padti hai aur apne ko mhujse dur hatne ke liye agye ki aur khiska jati hai
Per maine kaki ki kamar ko kas ke dono hantho se jadka hua tha.kaki ki kossis bekar hi thi.maine bina der kiye huye kaki ki chut mai lund
ko ek aur dhakha laga ker andar dal detha hoon aur phir ek baar kaki ki chinhk nikal jati hai.
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh......... maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgyi....ahhhhhhhhhhh// is baar bhi mera lund pura chut mia nhi ghusa tha isliye maine kamar ko
pakad ker do teen dhakhe aur laga detha hoon aur mera pura lund kaki ki chut mai dal ker unke kamar ko kas ker pakede rheta hoon.
Kaki- aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... hhhhhh// aur iss bar ki chik phele se bhi jada thi ek pal ke liye kaka bhi apni halki si hankhe khol ker
Dhekta hai per usse samnye kaki ka hi cherha dhikta hai kyun ki ek tho kaki unke upper jhuke huye thi aur mai thik kaki ke pichye tho mhuje dhekna
iss halt mai tho muskil hi tha.mai kuch der tak bina hilye kaki ko aise hi pakde rha phir kaki apne ser ko gumha ke meri tarf dhekti hai.unke anhkho
mai anso ki bundhe abb bhi thi per chere mai dard ka bhav kuch kam tha.
Kaki- shhhh.... lalla ji ...// aur apne gand ko ab dhirye dhirye agye pichye kerne lagti hai.mai bhi kaki ke kamar ko paked kar lund ko agye
pichye kerne lagta hoon.
Kaki- shhhh.... ahhhhhh... //mai bhi kuch der thak dhree dhree lund ko agye pichye kerta rha.. kuch der mai kaki bhi ab apni gand ko thoda tej
agye pichye kerne lagi ...// ahhhhhhhhh.. lalla ji... ahhhhhhhh... // mai bhi apni speed kp badtye huye kaki ke chut mai lund ko chut ke
andar bahr kerne laga.karib punch dus minto baad mai kaki ke kamar ko paked ker teji se lund ko agye pichye kerne laga mai itna tej dhakhe laga
rha tha ki jiise kaki ke shaht shat puer char pai bhi hill rhi thi... mai teji se kaki ki chut ko pichye se paked ker chude ja rha tha ..
Kaki- aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.......... lalla ji dheree ahhhhhhhhh....... mmaaaaaaaaargyi .......... ahhhhhhhhhh// phatttt.......pahatttttttttt ki awje
bhi ab kamre mai gunj rhi thi .... mai bina ruke apni full speed se lund ko chut ke andar pele ja rha tha.. /// ahhhhhhhhhhhh........ lallaji apke
hanht jodti hoon pav perti hoon chor dijye..... mhujse choor dijye.. ahhhhhhhhh.... shhhhhhhhhahhhhh../// phaaaaaaaaaaatttt.......pahhhhhtattt
Mai- kyun kaki kya huua ..
Kaki- ahhhhhhhhhh... kya hua apka bhaut ahhhhhhhhhh....... aaaahhhhhh ......bada hai lallaji.. ahhhhhhhh.. mai pair pardti hoon chod dijye .aahhhh...
per mai apna adhye se jada lund chut se bahr nikal ker phir pel deta hoon.. // aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..... mai apke.... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh..// kaki mhujse
chutnye ke bhaut kossi ker rhi thi per mere paked ke agye unki ek na chal rhi thi.. mai karib bees minto se kaki ki chod rha tha jisse unke chut ka kaam rass
mere lund se lag ker bhetha hua unke jhango ke rastye nichye arha tha. kaki iss bich do baar jhad chuki thi kaki baar baar pichye ghum ker muhjse prtana ker
rhi thi per mai bina ruke aur na chodne ki raftar ko kum kiye unhe chode ja rha tha..//ahhhhhhhhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhh...//phattttt....pahhhhhhtttttttt...
kaki jitna mhuje chorne ko bolti mai utne teji se unko chod rha tha.. ab kaki bhi samej chuki thi ki mai unhe chorne wala nhi .. // ahhhhhhhh....
Lalla ji thoda dirye ahhhhhhhhhh....... khete huye kaki tesree baar jahr chuki thi .. per mera sanpola ab bhi nhi thaka tha abhi duss pandhra minute
aur huye thye ki mera dhayan derwaje per gaya jo ki khula hua hi tha... aur kaki aise chila rhi thi ki agar ratye se koi gujrta tho kaki ki chikne ki awaj
sun sakta tha../// aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... lalllji.......aaaahhhhhhh.. // mai ab aur der nhi kerna chata tha thaki koi an ajye isliye mai bhi kamar ko pakad
ker apni speed ko thodi aur bhada di ..//phatttttttttt......// uhnnggggg.nnnnn...ggg....ahhhhhhhhhh........ lalllajji....... aaaahhhhhhhh... aur karib puch-dus minut ki aur chudai kerne
ke baad mere sanpole ne bhi ab jawab dena hi uchit samjha ........
Mai- kakkkk.iiiiiiiiii....... ahhhhhhhh.......//kertye huye apna maal kaki ki chut mai bhar deta hoon .. kaki bhi ek baar aur mere shaht shaht jhad jati
hai.mai kaki ke kamar ko chor detha hoon aur apne sapola ko chut se bhar nikal leta hoon.mere chrtye hi kaki samnye kaka ke bagal mai gir jati hai aur
jor jor se hafne lagti hai.mai bina der kiye apne sanpole ko apne pant ke ander ker leta hoon..aur kuch der waha uhi kadha rehta hoon.. kuch der aise
hi khade rehne ke baad mai phir kaki ko awaj lagta hoon..
Mai- kaki ohh mishri kaki--- ohh.. kaki// per unke munh se koi awaj nhi ati .. mai ek do baar unhe hila ke bhi bulata hoon per kaki
koi jawab nhi deti so mai bhi aur der na ker ke mai waha se derwajha ko band ker bahr nikal jata hoon
aur gher se bahar idhar udahr dhek ker ye taslli ker leta hoon ki koi ass-pass tho nhi aur tasli hone baad mai phorun waha se nikal jata hoon.
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Hello ../ kya nhi..sir./ji sir../haan sir ../per sir mai tho../sorry sir../ nhi sir../ ji sir../ ji sir.. mai khud ja rha hoon sir/ ji sir
-kya hua kiska phone tha juved bhai app itne persan kyun lag rhe ho..
Juved-Nhi yaar aise nhi ho sakta tunda ...
Tunda- kya hua juved bhai.
juved-humara maal phirse pkada gya tunda..
Tunda- kya kaise per juved bhai ye kaise ho sakta hai humare alwa aur kisi ko tho pata nhi tha is baar tho humne khud iss baar apne khas bando ko bheja tha ..
Juved- vohi tho sale kon hai jo humse gadar ker rha hai sala itna sab hone ke baad bhi vo haramkhor ahumre bich mai hai aur agar usse jaldi nhi pakda tho
boss humari gerdan uda dega./// yaaaaaaaaa... kon hai sale thujhe chudunga nhi buss ek baar pakad mai aja.....
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Bhola- arye chacha(kanu lal) iss baar ke sarpanch chunav mai kisko jitana hai ...// sab bus stand ke pass chai ki dukan mai bheitye baat hi ker rhe thye.
Chacha(k-l)- arye beta hum kya jitaygngye sabko malum hai iss baar bhi ...//.. hmmm... sahi kaha apne kanu bhai iss baar bhi vo Mhaveer singh ka pahtha
hi jitega.hum sab kuch nhi ker saktye aur na hi kerne ki himat hai.// hmmm sahi kaha sab ek shaht hi bol padtye hai..// hmm per isme himat ki kya baat hai -varun.
Chacha(k-l)- beta thu abhi abhi tho aya hai itnye dino se ganv se dur tho thuje yha ke barye mai ya ye khau ki mhaveer singh ke barye mai kya pata.
ass pass ke bees ganv ke log uske agye jhuktye hai aur ye khaye ki darr ke kanptye hai. beta aur tho aur pradesh ke mantri ho ya mhukyamantri
sabse shaht uhtna bhetna hai.
Varun- arye chacha vo sab se kya hota hai hum sher mai thye uske barye mai tho nhi suna.app sab khamkha dartye ho iss jamnye mai ye sab rutba koi kaam ka nhi.
ajj ke jamne jha police hai court hai aap sab kis duniya mai ho pata nhi jo aisi baat kertye ho .
Chacha(k-l)- beta jamanye koi bhi ho maut ka darr sabko hota hai.vo usse dhek rhe ho uska jawan beta aur bahu ajj punch sall phele gayab hyue hai ajj tak
unka koi namo nisan nhi.Uska beta press mai tha aur mhaveer singh ke do numbari dhando ke khilaff sabut hikata ker rha tha.sabut ka tho pata nhi per
khud kaha saff hogaya kisiko pata nhi.
Varun- tho jab app sabko malum hai ki uske shaht ye sab kisnye kiya tho apne ..
Chacha(k-l)- hum sab ke bhi baal bachye hai beta tho sab bass apna kaamne aur khane mai hi vyast rhete hai.
varun- app sab rahiye iss baar mai ladunga sarpanch ka chunav. boliye dengye na vote mhuje..// haan dengye bhi aur thu jitega bhi be...sab palat ker
meri tarff ghum ker dhekne lagtye hai.// boltye huye bus se utar ker udher hi atye huye..// varun aur mai turant gale lagtye hai..
Mai- thu yha itnye sallo baad kab aya ...
Varun- mhuje aye tho do din ho gye bhai.thum kha thye..
Mai-buss bhai sher gya tha kaam se. thu bata kaise ana hua
Varun- sarpanch ka chunav ladnye..// hhhaaaa...hhhaaa...//sab hasne lagtye hai
Mai- hmm tho sahi hai kitnye sall ho gye thyjse milye huye.
Varun- hmm shaat sall hogye bahi
Mai- tho bata kab jana hai tera namkaan bherne
Varun- per ye sab tho khe rhe ki chunav mai vo mhaveer
Mai- arye koi mhaveer nhi thu hi jitega yha se
Varun- bhai thu tho aise bol rha hai ki.. ye sab vote
BHola- ab ye sab vote thuje hi milega bhai kyun ki ab vibhu ne jo bol diya ab tho mhaveer ke phatye bhi thuje vote kerngye.kyun chacha
Chacha(k-l)- hmm bhai isse kon mana ker sakta hai.per beta vo mhaveer singh se
Mai- chacha app uski chinta choro mai dhek lunga.chal chai pitye hai. ayre ramu kaka sabko chai pilao meri tarff se ..
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UPDATE 4
Arye ramu kaka chai banai hai yha sarbat kitna mihtha dal diya hai..
Ramu kaka- maaf kerna lalla ji mai dhusri bana deta hoon app sab bhetho tho../// hum sab chwopaal mai bhethye chai ki chuski le hi rhe the..
Mai- aur varun itnye salo baad ganv ki yaad kaise agyi bhai..
Varun- yaar collage kerne ke baad job kerne laga per bhai sher mai dil nhi laga tho yha agya socha yhi kuch kiya jayega.waise bhi kab tak mamaji ke yha rhetha
aur yha babuji bhi akele hi rehtye hai iss awjahe se yha chal aya.
Ramu kaka- sahi kiya beta ..
Mai- tho yha kya chanav ladne agya be..
Varun- nhi yaar vo tho mai do din se ganv ghuma tho dhekha yha vo sab shuvidhaye pounchi hi nhi rhi jo kendrya sarkar ne lagu kiye hai islye socha ki kyun na
mai hi iss bar yha ke sarpanch ka chunav lad loon.
Mai- hmm acha vichar hai dost.
Varun- tum sunao thumara kya chal rha hai bhai
Bhola- kuch nhi thukai aur kutai ..// haaa.... sab hasne lagtye hai..sab thake lagtye hue /// haaaaa..
Varun- mai kuch shamjha nhi
Mai- arye chor na bhi ye sala pagal hai.Mai kheti badi aur khabhi chacha aur bhaiya ke shahat unke dukan mai maddat ker deta hoon.
Varun- aur padai uska kya
Mai- bhai buss collage mai dhakila kerwa liya per
Bhola- arye bhai ko uski kya jarurat hai bahi apna jis din collage gya sala collage band kerwa ke hi lotye ga.//haaaaaaaa... ek baar phir sab ke sab hasne lagtye hai
Mai- ha be ager mera stka tho vo bhi band kerwa dunga. //thabhi varun ki mobile ki ghnati bajne lagti hai.varun jeb se mobile nikal ker dhektye huye..
Varun- acha mai chalta hoon thum logo se sham ko milta hoon ..// aur bol kar nikal jata hai.mai aur bhola bhi kuch der wahi bhiet ker batye kertye hai.
Bhola- chalo bhai mai chalta hoon dhopher ko milta hoon ..
Mai- hmm mai bhi khet jata hoon do din ho gye udhar jana nhi hua..
Bhola- arye tho phle ghar ja bhai gher bhi tho do din nhi gaya hai.
Mai- arye yaar thu tho janta hai na apne liye vo gher ..// arye vhibhu bhaiya vibhu bhaiya... shridhar haftye huye mere aur bhola ki tarff ata hai..
Bhola- kya hu chote itna khaye chila rha hai.//hhhhhnnnnfffffffff.......hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnffffff..
Mai- arye kya hua bata bhi ab
Shridhar- vo - vo varsha kaki gir gyi hai aur unka ser phut gaya hai app jaldi chalo..
Mai- kya chachi ... // aur mai bina kuch soche samhje dautye huye gher ki tarff jane laga....// gher pouchtye hi mai derwaja ko kass ke
dhakha de kar andar dakhil ho gya.mai abhi agan per pouncha hi tha ki samne ka najara dhek ker tho mere hons hi uhd gye.
kyunki samne chachi ekdum thik khadi thi aur unhe dhek ker mai kya koi bhi khe sakta tha ki vo kahi se bhi koi chot -vot nhi lagi.
mhuej dhektye hi chachi meri tarff dhek ker muskura rhi thi aur unke piche bhabhi jo ki wahi agan per jahdu laga rhi thi vo bhi muskura rhi thi aur tho
aur mhuje dhek ker kamla jo ki wahi kapde do rhi thi dhek ker jor se hanse lagi.
Kamla- maan gye didi apko lallaji tho sach mai agye
Bhabhi- hmm tho chachi ka naam sun ker hi humara lalla der jata hai.
Mai- kya chachi thum tho bilul thik ho phir .. // agye kuch bolta bahbhi hi bol padi
Bhabhi- arye lallaji vo tho chahci ne thumse jhut bola
Mai- jhut aur vo bhi chachi nhi aise ho hi nhi sakta
Bhabhi- arye sach mai lallaji thum chaye tho chachi se puch lo
Mai- chachi app hi batao bhabhi mhujse majak ker rhi hai na app sach mai gir gyi thi na apke ser mai chot lagi hai na ..// aur phir..
Chachi- // bol ker mere pass ajati hai...aur ser per hant rhk ker ../ kajal thik khe rhi hai lalla maine ajj thumse..
Mai- per kyun vo bhi aise kyun bulwaya ki apke sir mai choot lagi hai.
Chachi- maaff ker de lalla per kya kerti
Mai- wahi tho kyun kiya apne..// mere khene per .. pichye se maa ki awaj ati hai..//mai palat ker maa ki tarff dhektye huye
// phir palat ker chachi ki tarff dhektye..//chachi haan mai gerdan hilatye huye..
Mai- per kyun ..//aur thoda jor se boltye huye..
Maa- kyun ki thuje gher jo bulana tha
Mai- per uske liye ye jhut bolne ki kya jarurat thi chchi aur apko iske alwa koi aur nhi suja ...// mai chachi ki tarff gusse se dhektye huye.
Chachi- maine nhi bola ye kajal ka shujhao tha..// mai turant bhabhi ki tarff dhekne lagta hoon ..//
Bhabhi- arye chachi mai tho islye ye sujhao diya ager mera bolti tho lallaji atye nhi aur maaji ka naam leti
aur pata chalta ki ye maine bola tho abhi itna gussa hai tho uss per tho lallaji mhuje maar hi dalthye. isliye socha appka naam lungi tho uske gusse
ko app tho shabhal hi logi iss gher mai apke alwa lalla ji ka ghussa koi dusra shanht ker pane se rha.// waise bhabhi khe tho sach hi rhi thi ki mere
gusse ko chachi suru se apne muskhurhat se shabhal leti thi.
Kamla- hiiiiiiiiiii kya khub chal chli kajal bhau maan gye . hhhiiiiiiiiiihiii...// mera dhimag tho aise hi kahrab tha uper se kamla ke aise hasne se
mera dimag aur kharab ho gya.// mai kamla ke pass jake uske kan mai..
Mai- jada maat hans werna apna sanpola tere gand mai dal dunga samjhi...// bicharye ki siti piti hi gum hogyi ab vo bhi kya kerti usse mere sanpola ke bare
pata jo tha.waise kamla hi vo pheli aurat thi jisne mere sanpole ko apne bill mai liya tha..kamla ke iss tarha se chup ho jane ke karan..
Maa- kya hua re kamla kya kha usne mhuje bata abhi dhek iski gunda gardi nikalti hoon..
Kamla- arye kuch nhi badi di kuch nhi lalla ji ne kuch nhi kha..
Chachi- kya kha kamla bata mhuje tho bata thu tini kya der gyi
Kamla- arye kuc nhi di ..//aur phir bahit ker kappde dhone bhait ati hai..
Mai- bhabhi ye thumne thik nhi kiya aur apne bhi chachi
Maa- kya re inko dhamkha rha hai ruk idahr aah teri
Mai- nhi vi tho asie hi acha ye batao aise kyun bulwaya mhuje
Maa- beta 3 dino se gher nhi aya tho kya kerti aur waise bhi kaam hai thujse..
Mai- kya kaam hai bolo
Maa- vo hum sab ko thumare mama ji ke yha jana hai ..
Mai- kyun kiss liye
Maa- arye unke gher ka udghatan hai so islye
Mai- hmm
Maa- hmm kya thuje bhi chalna hai
Mai- kya mai nhi jaunga thum jao waise bhi mhuje yha kaam hai.
Maa- kya kaam hai yha thuje
Mai- hai kuch app sabko jana hai tho jao mai nhi jaunga
Maa- thik hai thuje nhi jana maat ja jid nhi kerungi per hum sab nhi rengye tho thu akela gher per
Mai- haan tho kya yhi ki sab chori ker lunga ya bolo tho bech maru sab
Maa- kya bolta hai sun tho le.
Chachi- arye lalla di ka khena hai ki ager akela gher per rha tho kitna kaam rhega yha aur thujse
Mai- tho mai shabhal lunga ..// kya shbhal lega ye. sabhi palt ker pichye ki tarff ghum jatye hai ..// jisse dhek ker mere alwa chachi,bhabhi aur tho aur kamla
bhi mann hi mann gali de rhe thye muhn sa na sahi per unke chere dhek ker tho mai iss waqt yhi khe sakta tha....
Maa- arye kanta bhen aao aao
Kanta-hmm di kya kya shabhal lega ye
Maa- arye kuch nhi re hum sab teen char din ke liye mere bhai ke yha ja rhe tho lalla akela rhega so ussi
Kanta- arye di thumara lalla sab shabhal lega ajj hi tho police ko bhi shabhal ke aya hai kyun hai na lalla..
Maa- kya police ..// maa ke shaht shaht chachi aur bhabhi bhi chawunk jati hai..
Kanta- arye kya hua lalla ne bataya nhi arye parso jab ravi(mausi ka ladka) sher gaya tha tho ussi ne batya ki lall tho police ki gadi mai bhetha tha
Maa- kya police ki gadi mai
Kanta- haan di bhal mai apse jhut bolungi kya app khud lalla se hi phuch lo
Maa- kya lall thu aur police ki gadi mai per kyun
Mai- arye maa vo dost hai mera
Kanta- haaaann dost vo bhi police haan bhai abb aise karname keroge tho dost tho police wale hi hongye
Maa- kya bak rhi hai thu
Kanta- arye mai kya bakungi di ab apke lalla ke karname ass pass ke ganv kya yhi haal rha tho sher mai bhi bhuat jald
wah bhi charchye hongye kyun lalla
Maa- kya lalla ye mausi kya bol rhi hai..
Mai- arye maa vo dost hai tho kaal sher gaya tha kkam se usse mulakat hogi rastye per tho apni gadi mai bhetha liya ma aur koi baat nhi hai
kanta- hmm thab tho thik hai lalla per dhekna police walo se dosti khabhi khabhi bahut bharee padti hai kyun di.
Chachi- acha mausi abhi kaise ana hua
Kanta- arye haan vo bahu ne malai kofta banayi thi issliye ye le ayi post mastar babu ko pasand hai na
Maa- haan tho thabse waha paked ke kyun khadi hai la de ..// aur ma aur mausi ko ander le ker chali jati hai..chachi aur bhabhi ka tho pata nhi per
mera gand sulag chuki thi..
Mai- /// mann hi mann-- vibhu iski gaand mai bhaut khujli hai iska kuch ilaaj tho kerna hi padega thuje...aur mai apne kamre mai chala gya.jo ki sabse uper
manjila mai tha..
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arye bhola ye vibhu kha rhe gya
Bhola- pata nhi bhai
Varun-hmm khai khet ki tarff tho nhi
Bhola- arye mai tho uske khet ki tarff bhi hoke aya hoon waha bhi nhi tha vo ho sakta hai sibu ke shaht ho
Sibu- kon bhai log kon hai mere shaht
Bhola- arye vibhu aur kon
Sibu- arye bhai vo mere shat nhi balki ghe per hai abhi milke aya hoon vo uske gher wale ajj raat bhar jayengye tho vo gher per hi hai
Bhola- hmm ..
Varun- per mhuejt ho usse kaam tha //........ thabhi uske mobile ki ghanti ek baar phir bajne lagti hai.... / acha dosto mai atha hoon ...
Abye madarcod teri itni himat thune meri babuji ka kollar pakda mai thuje jinda gaad dunga..
Sale bahut charbhi hai tere mai do gaz ka hua nhi aur hume gali de rha hai .. ye le chataak .. haaaa ... haaahaaa...
kya hua be thu tho ek hi jhapad mai gir gaya.. haaaa... haaa..
Sale madarchod ruk thuje choduga nhi mai..
manna padega iss do bitye ke laundye mai dum bhaut hai kyun... bhaishab kya khila ke paida kya hai..
waise sach kaho tho ye apka launda lagta nhi hai haaaaa....... dheko dheko gussa tho dheko launde ka..
haan tho bahbhi shab apne batya nhi ki ye launda tho apke baki do laundo se ek dum alag hai khai bahbhi ji ne tho gul....
Madarchod mai thuje chatakkk......... hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.. kya hua be kya meri kya ker lega..
sale dum hai tho akele aa.. phir dhek ... chataak ... chup kar sale ..... tho bahishab kya sohca hai app kerngye ya hum .. dhekiye bahi shab ager humere shab ne
ya humne kiya tho apko aur apke parivaar ko bahut takilff hogi.tho meri manaiye apbne hanht se ker dijye isse apke parivaar ko takliff kum hogi..
Bhaut hua isse na hoga mai tho kheta hoon ki in sabko ek shanht hi .... dahye .....ahhhhhhhhhh..
hhhhhhffffffffffff......... hffffffffffffffff..........
mai apne bister se uht ker kamre se baher ajata hoon.uper manjila mai do hi kamrye thye ek store room aur dusra mera room baki
pura kahli chad tha idher gher ke logo ka kum hi ana jana tha kyunki niclya majila bhi anaj ya dukan ka saman bhara hota tha so iss
tarff ana jana aur kum hota gher wale jadater dusre chadyaniki dusri bulding ka hi istammal kertye thye.kher mai ched mai thel hi rha tha ki
meri najar samne ki chaht per gyi.samnye arti bhabhi apne chaed per shukhe kapde uttar rhi thi.
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tahbhi meri aur arti bhabhi ki najar apas mai takra gyi bhabhi buss muskura phir tarr se kapde nikalne lagi aur mai khada unhe hi dhekta
rha mera hanht eka ek mere sanpole ko shelane lagta hai.ki ek baar phir meri aur arti bahbhi ki najre apass mai takra gyi ya ye khaun ki bhabhi
bhi samej gyi ki mera hanht kya ker rha hai.bhabhi bhi mhuje dhek muskura rhi thi aur phir thabhi arti bhabhi ko kanta mausi ne nichye se awaj lagyi.
arti bhabhi turant sare kapde le ker nichye jane lagi aur jane se phele ekk baar meri tarff dhek ker nichye chali gyi
Mai kuch der wahi kahada rha phir wapss apne kamre mai agya.kamre mai aker apne sanpole ko pent ke ander hi hanht dal ker hilane laga per mera sanpola
kha manne wala tha thabhi mera dhyan mishri kaki ki tarff gya.mai turant kamre se nikal ker nichye agya tho nichye mhuje chachi aur kamla agan mai hi kaam
kerti hui najar ayi mai gher se baher jata ki usse phele..
Chachi-kha ja rha hai llala
Mai- thoda khet ki tarff ja rha hoon
Chahci- kyun
Mai- vo socha thoda khet bhi dhek aun do teen din se jana nhi ho paya pata nhi sab
Chachi- sab kya lalla...// itnye mai kamla dhime awaj se khiikanye lagi ../ arye hum sab baher ja rhe hai aur thum abhi mai didi ko bulaun kya
Mai- arye nhi chachi bus abhi ajunga chachi
Chachi- per abhi ja kyu rha hai ...
Mai- buss kuch kaam hai chachi..// boltye huye mai gher nikal jata hoon
Chachi- arye ruk tho lalla sun tho..
Kamla- arye vo nhi rukega di ho na ho paka mishri se milne gya hoga hiiii...
Chachi- thu phir suru hogi maine kha tha sab bakwas hai bhala humara lalla usse milne kyun jayega..
kamla- arye di apko tho batya tha na ki lallaji ke hatiyaar ke karan arye lallaji ke uski charcha ganv ki lardkiya kya ghaveen aurtho ke bich bhi
hai.
Chachi- chup ker kamini kuch bhi bolti hai..
kamla- sach mai didi lallaji ka lund ager koi dehkk le tho dubara koi apne iss janam mai tho nhi bhul sakta.app kya sochti ho apke khet mai kaam kerne
ganv ke aurtye ho ya ladkiya mari kyun jati hai arye lallaji ke musal ke chaker mai.
Chachi- chi kitni kamini hai thu bhala uske musal mai kya hai..
Kamla- acha tho mishri kaki se puch lena
Chachi- usse kyun aur kya puchna
Kamla- arye khet mai uske sahht kaam kerne wali aurtye bata rhi thi ki mishri pichlye do din se kaam mai nhi arhi hai aur uski thabiyat kharab hai
Chachi- haan tho usse lalla ka kya lena dena
Kamla- arye khe rhi thi ki lalla ne hi paka do din phel usse apne musal se pela tha thabhi se uski thaybiyat kharab hai
Chachi- mhun thod dundi tera .. // aur apne hanht mai balti ko uht leti hai..
Kamla- //mare der ke../ sach mai di maine nhi kha vo aurtye hi bata rhi thi ki lalla ji ke musal ki kutai ke karan hi
mishri do din se bister mai hai
chachi- chup ker aur un nirlaj aurtho ka bhi bata dena humare lalla se dur reh warna isse balti se unka bhi muhn samjhi ji lalla ke bare mae aisa bolti hai ..
bhala mera lalla uss mishri ke paas kyun jayega vo cahye tho usse tho koi bhi sunder ladki mil jayegi samjhi
Kamla- per didi jo maine suna wahi apko btaya apko tho pata hai ki bhala mai apse jhut tho nhi bolungi baki app jaisa thik samjhe ganv mai khabar tho yhi ki
lallaji mishri ka
Chachi- kha na chup ker aur jake apna kaam ker ..
Kamla- ji didi// aur kamla chuhap apna kaam khatam ker chali jati hai..// ki pichye se chachi ko..
Bhabhi- chachi ye kamla kya bak rhi thi humare lalla ke bare mai
Chachi- arye kuch nhi vo sab bakwas hai bhala lalla kyun mishri ke pass jayega
Bhabhi- per chachi ager kamla ki baat tanik bhi sach hui tho aur ager ye baat bapuji aur maaji ko pata chali aur chachi kahi kanta mausi ko
pata chali tho vo tho pure ganv kya ass pass ke ganv mai bhi dhindora phit degi..// chachi kuch der aise hi khadi kuch sochti rhi..
Chachi- arye kuch nhi bahu sab bakwas hai sab lalla ko badanam kerne ki kossis hai thu chinta mat ker ghum ke atye hai uske baad dhektye hai.
Bahbhi- ji chachi
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Arye sab kaam hogya thum logo ka jo bheti bheti aram fharma rhi ho..
Mnjali- hmm lallaji ho thi gya per khet ke maed ko udher wale mai katana hai ya idher humae samej nhi aya tho usse hanht nhi lagya waise bhi
hum do logo se tho nhi ho payega..// uht ker khadi ho jati hai..
Mai- kyun baki sab kaha hai
Mnjali- sunita apne mayke gyi vimala aur shyamli dono ajj sher gyi hai.
Mai- hmm tho mishri kaki kha hai.// mai charo tarff ek baar najar ghumai .. mera aisa idher udher dhekne per
Mnjali- uski tho thabiyat kharab hai ../ hhiiiiiiiiii...
Mai- isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Mnjali- kuch nhi lalla ji waise kaki se kuch kaam tha humse khaiye hum dono ker detye hai kyun lalita..
lalita- // haan mae gerdan hila ker../ haan haan lallaji boliye koi kaam ho tho hum bhi vo kaam ker saktye hai mishri kaki se jada acha..hiiihhii...
Mai- arye koi kaam nhi hai ..
Mnjali-arye boliye na lallaji lagye hanht phata phata nipta lengye dono../ aur dono apni najare nichye ker mere sanpole ki aur dhekne lagti..
Mai- hmm..// sala khe tho sahi rhi thi ab dono kaki se tho lahk na shi per thi tho usne kateeli.. / hmm waise ker tho thum dono bhi sakti ho..// meri baat
sun ker dono ke chere mai muskuan ajati hai..//
Mnjali aur lalita- haan tho boliye na lallji// dono ek shaht bol padti hai..
Per isse phele mai kuch bolta thabhi waha sibu aur varun agye..
Varun- arye bhai thum yha ho hum kabse thume dhund rhe hai..// un dono ko dhektye hi mera tho nhi per mnjali aur lalita jarrur dimag kharab ho gya
tha jo unki sakal dhek ker mai kya sibu aur varun bhi bata saktye thye..
Mai- acha ab thum dono jao abi do teen din khet mai koi kaam nhi hai so abhi maat ana ..// ye baat sunke dono ka chera aur latak gya..
Mnjali- ji lallaji.. // bol ker dono chali jati hai.. un dono ke jane baad ...
Mai- kya hua bhai kyun dhund rhe ho
Varun- arye bhai vo chunav ke barre mai baat kerni thi..
Mai- chunav ke bare abhi
Varun- hmm bhai kuch bate thi tho socha thume sab ke shaht baiht ker baat
Mai- acha chalo ander bhait ker baat kertye hai..
Arye ramu kaka chai banai hai yha sarbat kitna mihtha dal diya hai..
Ramu kaka- maaf kerna lalla ji mai dhusri bana deta hoon app sab bhetho tho../// hum sab chwopaal mai bhethye chai ki chuski le hi rhe the..
Mai- aur varun itnye salo baad ganv ki yaad kaise agyi bhai..
Varun- yaar collage kerne ke baad job kerne laga per bhai sher mai dil nhi laga tho yha agya socha yhi kuch kiya jayega.waise bhi kab tak mamaji ke yha rhetha
aur yha babuji bhi akele hi rehtye hai iss awjahe se yha chal aya.
Ramu kaka- sahi kiya beta ..
Mai- tho yha kya chanav ladne agya be..
Varun- nhi yaar vo tho mai do din se ganv ghuma tho dhekha yha vo sab shuvidhaye pounchi hi nhi rhi jo kendrya sarkar ne lagu kiye hai islye socha ki kyun na
mai hi iss bar yha ke sarpanch ka chunav lad loon.
Mai- hmm acha vichar hai dost.
Varun- tum sunao thumara kya chal rha hai bhai
Bhola- kuch nhi thukai aur kutai ..// haaa.... sab hasne lagtye hai..sab thake lagtye hue /// haaaaa..
Varun- mai kuch shamjha nhi
Mai- arye chor na bhi ye sala pagal hai.Mai kheti badi aur khabhi chacha aur bhaiya ke shahat unke dukan mai maddat ker deta hoon.
Varun- aur padai uska kya
Mai- bhai buss collage mai dhakila kerwa liya per
Bhola- arye bhai ko uski kya jarurat hai bahi apna jis din collage gya sala collage band kerwa ke hi lotye ga.//haaaaaaaa... ek baar phir sab ke sab hasne lagtye hai
Mai- ha be ager mera stka tho vo bhi band kerwa dunga. //thabhi varun ki mobile ki ghnati bajne lagti hai.varun jeb se mobile nikal ker dhektye huye..
Varun- acha mai chalta hoon thum logo se sham ko milta hoon ..// aur bol kar nikal jata hai.mai aur bhola bhi kuch der wahi bhiet ker batye kertye hai.
Bhola- chalo bhai mai chalta hoon dhopher ko milta hoon ..
Mai- hmm mai bhi khet jata hoon do din ho gye udhar jana nhi hua..
Bhola- arye tho phle ghar ja bhai gher bhi tho do din nhi gaya hai.
Mai- arye yaar thu tho janta hai na apne liye vo gher ..// arye vhibhu bhaiya vibhu bhaiya... shridhar haftye huye mere aur bhola ki tarff ata hai..
Bhola- kya hu chote itna khaye chila rha hai.//hhhhhnnnnfffffffff.......hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnffffff..
Mai- arye kya hua bata bhi ab
Shridhar- vo - vo varsha kaki gir gyi hai aur unka ser phut gaya hai app jaldi chalo..
Mai- kya chachi ... // aur mai bina kuch soche samhje dautye huye gher ki tarff jane laga....// gher pouchtye hi mai derwaja ko kass ke
dhakha de kar andar dakhil ho gya.mai abhi agan per pouncha hi tha ki samne ka najara dhek ker tho mere hons hi uhd gye.
kyunki samne chachi ekdum thik khadi thi aur unhe dhek ker mai kya koi bhi khe sakta tha ki vo kahi se bhi koi chot -vot nhi lagi.
mhuej dhektye hi chachi meri tarff dhek ker muskura rhi thi aur unke piche bhabhi jo ki wahi agan per jahdu laga rhi thi vo bhi muskura rhi thi aur tho
aur mhuje dhek ker kamla jo ki wahi kapde do rhi thi dhek ker jor se hanse lagi.
Kamla- maan gye didi apko lallaji tho sach mai agye
Bhabhi- hmm tho chachi ka naam sun ker hi humara lalla der jata hai.
Mai- kya chachi thum tho bilul thik ho phir .. // agye kuch bolta bahbhi hi bol padi
Bhabhi- arye lallaji vo tho chahci ne thumse jhut bola
Mai- jhut aur vo bhi chachi nhi aise ho hi nhi sakta
Bhabhi- arye sach mai lallaji thum chaye tho chachi se puch lo
Mai- chachi app hi batao bhabhi mhujse majak ker rhi hai na app sach mai gir gyi thi na apke ser mai chot lagi hai na ..// aur phir..
Chachi- // bol ker mere pass ajati hai...aur ser per hant rhk ker ../ kajal thik khe rhi hai lalla maine ajj thumse..
Mai- per kyun vo bhi aise kyun bulwaya ki apke sir mai choot lagi hai.
Chachi- maaff ker de lalla per kya kerti
Mai- wahi tho kyun kiya apne..// mere khene per .. pichye se maa ki awaj ati hai..//mai palat ker maa ki tarff dhektye huye
// phir palat ker chachi ki tarff dhektye..//chachi haan mai gerdan hilatye huye..
Mai- per kyun ..//aur thoda jor se boltye huye..
Maa- kyun ki thuje gher jo bulana tha
Mai- per uske liye ye jhut bolne ki kya jarurat thi chchi aur apko iske alwa koi aur nhi suja ...// mai chachi ki tarff gusse se dhektye huye.
Chachi- maine nhi bola ye kajal ka shujhao tha..// mai turant bhabhi ki tarff dhekne lagta hoon ..//
Bhabhi- arye chachi mai tho islye ye sujhao diya ager mera bolti tho lallaji atye nhi aur maaji ka naam leti
aur pata chalta ki ye maine bola tho abhi itna gussa hai tho uss per tho lallaji mhuje maar hi dalthye. isliye socha appka naam lungi tho uske gusse
ko app tho shabhal hi logi iss gher mai apke alwa lalla ji ka ghussa koi dusra shanht ker pane se rha.// waise bhabhi khe tho sach hi rhi thi ki mere
gusse ko chachi suru se apne muskhurhat se shabhal leti thi.
Kamla- hiiiiiiiiiii kya khub chal chli kajal bhau maan gye . hhhiiiiiiiiiihiii...// mera dhimag tho aise hi kahrab tha uper se kamla ke aise hasne se
mera dimag aur kharab ho gya.// mai kamla ke pass jake uske kan mai..
Mai- jada maat hans werna apna sanpola tere gand mai dal dunga samjhi...// bicharye ki siti piti hi gum hogyi ab vo bhi kya kerti usse mere sanpola ke bare
pata jo tha.waise kamla hi vo pheli aurat thi jisne mere sanpole ko apne bill mai liya tha..kamla ke iss tarha se chup ho jane ke karan..
Maa- kya hua re kamla kya kha usne mhuje bata abhi dhek iski gunda gardi nikalti hoon..
Kamla- arye kuch nhi badi di kuch nhi lalla ji ne kuch nhi kha..
Chachi- kya kha kamla bata mhuje tho bata thu tini kya der gyi
Kamla- arye kuc nhi di ..//aur phir bahit ker kappde dhone bhait ati hai..
Mai- bhabhi ye thumne thik nhi kiya aur apne bhi chachi
Maa- kya re inko dhamkha rha hai ruk idahr aah teri
Mai- nhi vi tho asie hi acha ye batao aise kyun bulwaya mhuje
Maa- beta 3 dino se gher nhi aya tho kya kerti aur waise bhi kaam hai thujse..
Mai- kya kaam hai bolo
Maa- vo hum sab ko thumare mama ji ke yha jana hai ..
Mai- kyun kiss liye
Maa- arye unke gher ka udghatan hai so islye
Mai- hmm
Maa- hmm kya thuje bhi chalna hai
Mai- kya mai nhi jaunga thum jao waise bhi mhuje yha kaam hai.
Maa- kya kaam hai yha thuje
Mai- hai kuch app sabko jana hai tho jao mai nhi jaunga
Maa- thik hai thuje nhi jana maat ja jid nhi kerungi per hum sab nhi rengye tho thu akela gher per
Mai- haan tho kya yhi ki sab chori ker lunga ya bolo tho bech maru sab
Maa- kya bolta hai sun tho le.
Chachi- arye lalla di ka khena hai ki ager akela gher per rha tho kitna kaam rhega yha aur thujse
Mai- tho mai shabhal lunga ..// kya shbhal lega ye. sabhi palt ker pichye ki tarff ghum jatye hai ..// jisse dhek ker mere alwa chachi,bhabhi aur tho aur kamla
bhi mann hi mann gali de rhe thye muhn sa na sahi per unke chere dhek ker tho mai iss waqt yhi khe sakta tha....
Maa- arye kanta bhen aao aao
Kanta-hmm di kya kya shabhal lega ye
Maa- arye kuch nhi re hum sab teen char din ke liye mere bhai ke yha ja rhe tho lalla akela rhega so ussi
Kanta- arye di thumara lalla sab shabhal lega ajj hi tho police ko bhi shabhal ke aya hai kyun hai na lalla..
Maa- kya police ..// maa ke shaht shaht chachi aur bhabhi bhi chawunk jati hai..
Kanta- arye kya hua lalla ne bataya nhi arye parso jab ravi(mausi ka ladka) sher gaya tha tho ussi ne batya ki lall tho police ki gadi mai bhetha tha
Maa- kya police ki gadi mai
Kanta- haan di bhal mai apse jhut bolungi kya app khud lalla se hi phuch lo
Maa- kya lall thu aur police ki gadi mai per kyun
Mai- arye maa vo dost hai mera
Kanta- haaaann dost vo bhi police haan bhai abb aise karname keroge tho dost tho police wale hi hongye
Maa- kya bak rhi hai thu
Kanta- arye mai kya bakungi di ab apke lalla ke karname ass pass ke ganv kya yhi haal rha tho sher mai bhi bhuat jald
wah bhi charchye hongye kyun lalla
Maa- kya lalla ye mausi kya bol rhi hai..
Mai- arye maa vo dost hai tho kaal sher gaya tha kkam se usse mulakat hogi rastye per tho apni gadi mai bhetha liya ma aur koi baat nhi hai
kanta- hmm thab tho thik hai lalla per dhekna police walo se dosti khabhi khabhi bahut bharee padti hai kyun di.
Chachi- acha mausi abhi kaise ana hua
Kanta- arye haan vo bahu ne malai kofta banayi thi issliye ye le ayi post mastar babu ko pasand hai na
Maa- haan tho thabse waha paked ke kyun khadi hai la de ..// aur ma aur mausi ko ander le ker chali jati hai..chachi aur bhabhi ka tho pata nhi per
mera gand sulag chuki thi..
Mai- /// mann hi mann-- vibhu iski gaand mai bhaut khujli hai iska kuch ilaaj tho kerna hi padega thuje...aur mai apne kamre mai chala gya.jo ki sabse uper
manjila mai tha..
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arye bhola ye vibhu kha rhe gya
Bhola- pata nhi bhai
Varun-hmm khai khet ki tarff tho nhi
Bhola- arye mai tho uske khet ki tarff bhi hoke aya hoon waha bhi nhi tha vo ho sakta hai sibu ke shaht ho
Sibu- kon bhai log kon hai mere shaht
Bhola- arye vibhu aur kon
Sibu- arye bhai vo mere shat nhi balki ghe per hai abhi milke aya hoon vo uske gher wale ajj raat bhar jayengye tho vo gher per hi hai
Bhola- hmm ..
Varun- per mhuejt ho usse kaam tha //........ thabhi uske mobile ki ghanti ek baar phir bajne lagti hai.... / acha dosto mai atha hoon ...
Abye madarcod teri itni himat thune meri babuji ka kollar pakda mai thuje jinda gaad dunga..
Sale bahut charbhi hai tere mai do gaz ka hua nhi aur hume gali de rha hai .. ye le chataak .. haaaa ... haaahaaa...
kya hua be thu tho ek hi jhapad mai gir gaya.. haaaa... haaa..
Sale madarchod ruk thuje choduga nhi mai..
manna padega iss do bitye ke laundye mai dum bhaut hai kyun... bhaishab kya khila ke paida kya hai..
waise sach kaho tho ye apka launda lagta nhi hai haaaaa....... dheko dheko gussa tho dheko launde ka..
haan tho bahbhi shab apne batya nhi ki ye launda tho apke baki do laundo se ek dum alag hai khai bahbhi ji ne tho gul....
Madarchod mai thuje chatakkk......... hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.. kya hua be kya meri kya ker lega..
sale dum hai tho akele aa.. phir dhek ... chataak ... chup kar sale ..... tho bahishab kya sohca hai app kerngye ya hum .. dhekiye bahi shab ager humere shab ne
ya humne kiya tho apko aur apke parivaar ko bahut takilff hogi.tho meri manaiye apbne hanht se ker dijye isse apke parivaar ko takliff kum hogi..
Bhaut hua isse na hoga mai tho kheta hoon ki in sabko ek shanht hi .... dahye .....ahhhhhhhhhh..
hhhhhhffffffffffff......... hffffffffffffffff..........
mai apne bister se uht ker kamre se baher ajata hoon.uper manjila mai do hi kamrye thye ek store room aur dusra mera room baki
pura kahli chad tha idher gher ke logo ka kum hi ana jana tha kyunki niclya majila bhi anaj ya dukan ka saman bhara hota tha so iss
tarff ana jana aur kum hota gher wale jadater dusre chadyaniki dusri bulding ka hi istammal kertye thye.kher mai ched mai thel hi rha tha ki
meri najar samne ki chaht per gyi.samnye arti bhabhi apne chaed per shukhe kapde uttar rhi thi.
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tahbhi meri aur arti bhabhi ki najar apas mai takra gyi bhabhi buss muskura phir tarr se kapde nikalne lagi aur mai khada unhe hi dhekta
rha mera hanht eka ek mere sanpole ko shelane lagta hai.ki ek baar phir meri aur arti bahbhi ki najre apass mai takra gyi ya ye khaun ki bhabhi
bhi samej gyi ki mera hanht kya ker rha hai.bhabhi bhi mhuje dhek muskura rhi thi aur phir thabhi arti bhabhi ko kanta mausi ne nichye se awaj lagyi.
arti bhabhi turant sare kapde le ker nichye jane lagi aur jane se phele ekk baar meri tarff dhek ker nichye chali gyi
Mai kuch der wahi kahada rha phir wapss apne kamre mai agya.kamre mai aker apne sanpole ko pent ke ander hi hanht dal ker hilane laga per mera sanpola
kha manne wala tha thabhi mera dhyan mishri kaki ki tarff gya.mai turant kamre se nikal ker nichye agya tho nichye mhuje chachi aur kamla agan mai hi kaam
kerti hui najar ayi mai gher se baher jata ki usse phele..
Chachi-kha ja rha hai llala
Mai- thoda khet ki tarff ja rha hoon
Chahci- kyun
Mai- vo socha thoda khet bhi dhek aun do teen din se jana nhi ho paya pata nhi sab
Chachi- sab kya lalla...// itnye mai kamla dhime awaj se khiikanye lagi ../ arye hum sab baher ja rhe hai aur thum abhi mai didi ko bulaun kya
Mai- arye nhi chachi bus abhi ajunga chachi
Chachi- per abhi ja kyu rha hai ...
Mai- buss kuch kaam hai chachi..// boltye huye mai gher nikal jata hoon
Chachi- arye ruk tho lalla sun tho..
Kamla- arye vo nhi rukega di ho na ho paka mishri se milne gya hoga hiiii...
Chachi- thu phir suru hogi maine kha tha sab bakwas hai bhala humara lalla usse milne kyun jayega..
kamla- arye di apko tho batya tha na ki lallaji ke hatiyaar ke karan arye lallaji ke uski charcha ganv ki lardkiya kya ghaveen aurtho ke bich bhi
hai.
Chachi- chup ker kamini kuch bhi bolti hai..
kamla- sach mai didi lallaji ka lund ager koi dehkk le tho dubara koi apne iss janam mai tho nhi bhul sakta.app kya sochti ho apke khet mai kaam kerne
ganv ke aurtye ho ya ladkiya mari kyun jati hai arye lallaji ke musal ke chaker mai.
Chachi- chi kitni kamini hai thu bhala uske musal mai kya hai..
Kamla- acha tho mishri kaki se puch lena
Chachi- usse kyun aur kya puchna
Kamla- arye khet mai uske sahht kaam kerne wali aurtye bata rhi thi ki mishri pichlye do din se kaam mai nhi arhi hai aur uski thabiyat kharab hai
Chachi- haan tho usse lalla ka kya lena dena
Kamla- arye khe rhi thi ki lalla ne hi paka do din phel usse apne musal se pela tha thabhi se uski thaybiyat kharab hai
Chachi- mhun thod dundi tera .. // aur apne hanht mai balti ko uht leti hai..
Kamla- //mare der ke../ sach mai di maine nhi kha vo aurtye hi bata rhi thi ki lalla ji ke musal ki kutai ke karan hi
mishri do din se bister mai hai
chachi- chup ker aur un nirlaj aurtho ka bhi bata dena humare lalla se dur reh warna isse balti se unka bhi muhn samjhi ji lalla ke bare mae aisa bolti hai ..
bhala mera lalla uss mishri ke paas kyun jayega vo cahye tho usse tho koi bhi sunder ladki mil jayegi samjhi
Kamla- per didi jo maine suna wahi apko btaya apko tho pata hai ki bhala mai apse jhut tho nhi bolungi baki app jaisa thik samjhe ganv mai khabar tho yhi ki
lallaji mishri ka
Chachi- kha na chup ker aur jake apna kaam ker ..
Kamla- ji didi// aur kamla chuhap apna kaam khatam ker chali jati hai..// ki pichye se chachi ko..
Bhabhi- chachi ye kamla kya bak rhi thi humare lalla ke bare mai
Chachi- arye kuch nhi vo sab bakwas hai bhala lalla kyun mishri ke pass jayega
Bhabhi- per chachi ager kamla ki baat tanik bhi sach hui tho aur ager ye baat bapuji aur maaji ko pata chali aur chachi kahi kanta mausi ko
pata chali tho vo tho pure ganv kya ass pass ke ganv mai bhi dhindora phit degi..// chachi kuch der aise hi khadi kuch sochti rhi..
Chachi- arye kuch nhi bahu sab bakwas hai sab lalla ko badanam kerne ki kossis hai thu chinta mat ker ghum ke atye hai uske baad dhektye hai.
Bahbhi- ji chachi
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Arye sab kaam hogya thum logo ka jo bheti bheti aram fharma rhi ho..
Mnjali- hmm lallaji ho thi gya per khet ke maed ko udher wale mai katana hai ya idher humae samej nhi aya tho usse hanht nhi lagya waise bhi
hum do logo se tho nhi ho payega..// uht ker khadi ho jati hai..
Mai- kyun baki sab kaha hai
Mnjali- sunita apne mayke gyi vimala aur shyamli dono ajj sher gyi hai.
Mai- hmm tho mishri kaki kha hai.// mai charo tarff ek baar najar ghumai .. mera aisa idher udher dhekne per
Mnjali- uski tho thabiyat kharab hai ../ hhiiiiiiiiii...
Mai- isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Mnjali- kuch nhi lalla ji waise kaki se kuch kaam tha humse khaiye hum dono ker detye hai kyun lalita..
lalita- // haan mae gerdan hila ker../ haan haan lallaji boliye koi kaam ho tho hum bhi vo kaam ker saktye hai mishri kaki se jada acha..hiiihhii...
Mai- arye koi kaam nhi hai ..
Mnjali-arye boliye na lallaji lagye hanht phata phata nipta lengye dono../ aur dono apni najare nichye ker mere sanpole ki aur dhekne lagti..
Mai- hmm..// sala khe tho sahi rhi thi ab dono kaki se tho lahk na shi per thi tho usne kateeli.. / hmm waise ker tho thum dono bhi sakti ho..// meri baat
sun ker dono ke chere mai muskuan ajati hai..//
Mnjali aur lalita- haan tho boliye na lallji// dono ek shaht bol padti hai..
Per isse phele mai kuch bolta thabhi waha sibu aur varun agye..
Varun- arye bhai thum yha ho hum kabse thume dhund rhe hai..// un dono ko dhektye hi mera tho nhi per mnjali aur lalita jarrur dimag kharab ho gya
tha jo unki sakal dhek ker mai kya sibu aur varun bhi bata saktye thye..
Mai- acha ab thum dono jao abi do teen din khet mai koi kaam nhi hai so abhi maat ana ..// ye baat sunke dono ka chera aur latak gya..
Mnjali- ji lallaji.. // bol ker dono chali jati hai.. un dono ke jane baad ...
Mai- kya hua bhai kyun dhund rhe ho
Varun- arye bhai vo chunav ke barre mai baat kerni thi..
Mai- chunav ke bare abhi
Varun- hmm bhai kuch bate thi tho socha thume sab ke shaht baiht ker baat
Mai- acha chalo ander bhait ker baat kertye hai..
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