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Hye kya naam hai thumara
Mai- vibhuti Mathur
- hello mai sameer ...// aur apna hanht meri aur bhadha ke .. mai bhi apna hanht bahdha ke usse hanht milata hoon..
Sameer- tho dost kha ke rehne wale ho
Mai- mai beejapur
Sameer- arye vo tho bahut dur hai
Mai- Haan
Sameer- yha kha therye ho hostel mae
Mai- nhi vo high court ke advocate hai na anil Verma hai na
Sameer- anil Verma vo abhi kuch dino phele jin per humala hua tha vo advocate anil Verma
Mai- haan vohi unhi ke yha
- matlab thum vo ho jinhone unki jaan bachai hai...// Samnye ke bench per bhetye dono ladkye pichye ghum ker...
Mai- haa
- hi mai Alok ..
- hi bhai mai Surya...
Mai- hi.
Alok- bhai thumare charchye tho pure sher mai hai..
Surya- mai galat nhi hoon tho kuch din phele thum mall mai bhi thye na
Mai- ..// mall ka sun thoda pereshan ho jata hoon../ mall kosna mall bahi kya baat ker rhe ho.
Surya- bro mai 36 mall ki baat ker rha hoon uspe jo kullad cafeteria bana hua hai waha ki
Mai- thume kaise pata waha ka
Surya- bro mai bhi wahi tha jab thum unn sabko dho rhe thye
Alok- sach mai ye vohi hai
Surya- haa 100% yhi tha
Alok- bhai sach mai thum thye
Mai- hmm
Alok- waha manna padega bhai
Mai- Bhai ye baat sirff hum charo thak hi rheni chaiye
Alok- per kyun bhai
Mai- buss bhai meri kuch majboori shamjho
Surya- thik hai bro hum apko promise kertye ye baat hum apne thak hi rhkengye per uski ek sharat hai
Mai- kaisi sharat bhai
Surya- yhi bro ki ajse hum dono se apko dosti kerni padegi
Sameer- aur mhujse bhi
Mai- dosti aur thum sab se
Sameer- kyun bhai humse dosti mae apko koi problem hai kya
Mai- haan hai
Alok- kya bhai apko kya problem hai
Mai- yhi ki phele ye mhuje app app bolna band kero dosto
haaaaa... Haaaaa.. thik hai bhai
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Chalo bhai canteen chaltye hai
Mai- per canteen Kyun
Sameer- arye bhai chalo na kuch kha pi atye hai
Alok- haan bhai chalo na mhuje bhi bhuk lagi
Mai- thik hai chalo phir....// hum charo canteen chale jatye hai.canteen bhaut bada tha per khanye peene ki sari chizye thi canteen mai achi khadi bheed thi.hum charo bhi ek table khursi dhund ker us bhet jatye hai.canteen pe humare class ke bachye bhi bhethye thye..
Surya- kya khaogye piogye bhai thum sab..
Alok- mai tho sandwich lunga
Sameer- aur mere liye bhi sandwich le ana bhai
Surya- aur thum bro
Mai- kuch nhi
Surya- common bhai kya kahogye bolo na
Mai- nhi sach mai mai khuch nhi khaunga
Surya- thik hai tho coke le
Mai- hmm thik hai
Alok- tho bahi mere liye coke bhi le ana
Surya- thik hai hum teeno ke liye sandwich aur char coke le ata hoon
Alok- ruk mai bhi chalta hoon ...// Dono canteen ke counter pe chale jatye..aur phir hum sab ke liye khane pine ka saman le ker dono ajatye hai hum sab bhet ker kha pi aur apass mae ek dusre ke barye mae aur jaan phechan bana rhe hi thye canteen ke baher halla hone lagata aur dhektye hi dhektye- dhektye canteen ka hall khali ho jata hai tho hum bhi uht ker baher ajatye hai baher bahut bhid thi hum bhi jaise taise cantten ke gate ke pass pouhnch jatye hai per bhid itni jada thi ki kuch nazar nhi arha tha phir maine bagal mae khadye ladky se hi puch liya ..
Mai- kya hua bhai
Ladka- arye ek ladki building ke dusri manjilla se kud gyi hai
Mai- kya kon
Ladka- kya pata yarr
Mai- jinda hai ya ...
Ladka- abhi tho per jaldi nipaat jayegi
Mai-tho usse haspatal le ja jana chaiye na
Ladka- haspatal arye bahi police ka lafda hai vo ayegi le jayegi thab thak jinda rhi tho bach jayegi werna bahgwan hi bachaye waise ji ke kya kergi marnye ke liye hi kudi hai tho merne do sali ko
Mai- theri m.....// aur mai bheed ko chertye huye...uss ladki ke pass pouhnch gaya. Ladki ke ser aur mhun se kafi khoon bhe rha tha.mai jhet se ladki ko shidha palta deta hoon aur ass pass dhekta hoon sab bhoot ki tarha mhuje hi dhek rhe thye mai ider udher hi nazar ghuma rha tha tho mhuje Ritika ji nichye ke galiyarye pe khadhi nazar ayi tho mai uht ker unke pass jaker.....
Mai- Ritika ji jaldi gadi ki chabi dijye
Ritika- what
Mai- ji maine kha jaldi se gadi ki chabi dijye
Ritika- ji but why
Mai- arye uss ladki ko haspatal le jana hai please jaldi chabi dijye
Ritika- nhi mai nhi de sakti
Mai- matlab nhi de sakti
Ritika- matlab dhekho usse ek tho ye police ka case upper se uski halat dhekho
Mai- haan uski halat dhek ker hi bol rha hoon abhi sanshye chal rhi hai usse thurant haspatal le jana hai tho sayad vo bach sakti hai
Ritika- arye but usse gadi pe rhkhogye tho purye gadi mae blood lag jayega aur puri gadi kharab ho jayegi aur police ka alag problem
Mai- kya bol rhi ho app please chabi de do koi problem nhi hogi
Ritika- never Vibhu police aygi aur le jayegi usse
Mai- thab thak bahut der ho sakti hai isliye please chabi de dijye
Ritika- jid mat kero Vibhu waise bhi marne do usse
Mai- kya marne doon yhi ager mai kuch hafto phele apke papa ke shaht kerta tho....// thoda jor se bolta hoon
Ritika- what you said shut up shamhje just shutup mai chabi nhi dubgi
Mai- maine kha na chabi do mhuje ......// Itni jor se chilata hoon ki ek pal ke liye ritika ji ke shaht shaht unke friends bhi shem jatye hai.
Minku- oye teri itni himmat ki ...// Vo agye bhada ker meri tharff ata hai...
Mai- chup ker be wahi rhe jaha hai werna uss ladki se phele thuje haspatal pouncha dunga ...
Minku- son of bich you mother fu.....// Chataak chataak...uske Gaal pe se awaj ati hai ...
Mai- kha na chup ker aur khade re ritika ji chabi dije jaldi ...// Ek baar aur tej awaj se... ritika ji turant gadi ki chabi mhuje de deti hai...mai chabi le ker .../Sun dubara ager meri ma ko gali di tho bhi tho buss thappad mara hoon agli baar ye jabra tere hantho pe hoga yaad rhakna meri baat ko..// mai jhat se ladki ke pass jaker usse apni god mae uhta leta hoon aur sameer alok ko awaj de ker apne pass bula leta hoon vo meri awaj sun jaldi se mere pass aker meri madadat kertye hai aur hum usse gadi mae rhk ker bagal ke haspatal le ker chalye jatye hai...
Nurse- kya hua isye
Sameer- ji ye
Nurse- arye bolo kya hua hai
Alok- ji building se khud gyi hai
Nurse- tho phir ye tho Suicide case hai phele police ko bulana padega...
Mai- ji app ilaj suru keriye maine police ko call ker diya hai vo ati hi hogi please madam...// Mai apne hanht jode ker ...
Nurse- thik hai thik .. // aur haspatal ke staff ladki ko ander le jati hai...
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Smaeer- bhai kuch kha le kal se bus chai piker hi rhe rha hai
Mai- koi nhi bhai ek baar ladki ko Hons
Alok- bhai ladki ko Hons agya ab vo khatrye se baher he
Mai- sach bhai
Alok- haan bhai chalo khud hi dhek lo..
Mai- chalo jaldi chalo...
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Alok- Aunty ab aap kyun ro rhi hai ab tho doctor ne kaha hai ki riya khatrye se baher hai aur jaldi thik bhi ho jayegi....// Kamre ke baher bench per bheti anshu bahti riya ki maa (nilima Chandra)
Aunty- mai kaise thumhara shukriya keru beta thum nhi jantye ager riya ko kuch ho jata tho mai jitye ji mar jati .....// Mere hantho ko paked ker ek baar phir phut padti hai......./ Thumhare iss karj ko mai kabhi nhi chuka paungi beta ...
Mai- arye aunty kaisa karj ye tho mera farz tha app tho buss ashirwad dijye
Aunty- beta thuje meri umer bhi lag jaye thune iss vidwa ko bhaut badye dhuk ke sagar mae janye se bacha liya kash thum mere betye hotye
Mai- maa kya mai tera beta nhi hoon
Aunty- nhi nhi thum mere hi betye ho Lalla thum mere hi betye ho
Mai- haan maa mai apka hi lalla hoon ajse Apne ko khabhi akela nhi shamjiyga...// Ajj itnye dino baad lalla naam suna tha mere kano ne tho eka ek gher ki yaad taja ho gayi...
Aunty- mere lalla thum kyun ro rhe ho
Mai- ab maa royegi tho betye ko bhi tho rona ayega na.. aur haan abse mhuje app lalla hi bologi aur ronugi tho bilkul nhi..
Aunty- nhi ronungi lalla nhi ronungi..// aur mhuje Apne shine se laga leti hai... Kuch der mhuje uhi shinye se lagaye rhakne ke baad mai unse alag hota hoon.. in sabme hum dono ke anhkho ke shaht shaht alok sameer aur surya teeno ki bhi ahnkhe bhing jati hai...
Alok- acha aunty ek baat batayie
Aunty- kya beta
Alok- aunty riya ne aisa kyun kiya kya gher pe koi yani apke aur riya ke bich koi jhagda
Aunty- nhi pata gher per aisa kuch nhi uha aur riya jhagda arye vo tho khabhi ajj thak mhujse unchi awaj mai baat thak nhi ki tho jhagda tho bahut dur ki baat hai..
Sameer- tho collage pe kuch jo apko bataya ho kuch bhi aisa jo
Aunty- nhi usne khabhi nhi bataya haan per kuch mahino se collage se janye ke baad sara samye Apne kamrye mae hi rheti. Mhuje laga exam hoga ussi ki taiyari ker rhi hogi islye kuch bolthi bhi nhi thi.
Sameer- riya ke dosto se puchye tho
Aunty- mhuje nhi lagta kyun ki uske dost na ke bara bar hi hogye kyunki meri bachi tho buss padhai pe hi sara dhayan lagye rheti thi beta..
Mai- hmm thik hai dhekiye aunty jo hua hua hum sab riya se kuch bhi nhi puchngye ki usne kyun kiya ho sakta hai humari bato se usse aur takliff ho sakti hai.. aur vo phir se khai
Aunty- nhi nhi beta jaisa thumne kha mai aisa hi kerungi
Mai- ji thik hai ... // Thabhi riya ke kamrye se nurse baher nikalti hai
Alok- sister kya ab riya se mil saktye
Nusre- haan but abhi doctor hai ander unke anye ke baad milne chale jana
Ji usse phele hum milngye sister .....//humichye palat jatye hai..
Sister- ji inspector ji mai abhi doctor se baat ker bol deti hoon
Inspector- rhene dijye mai khud ker lunga chaliye
Sister- ji ayie..
Hye kya naam hai thumara
Mai- vibhuti Mathur
- hello mai sameer ...// aur apna hanht meri aur bhadha ke .. mai bhi apna hanht bahdha ke usse hanht milata hoon..
Sameer- tho dost kha ke rehne wale ho
Mai- mai beejapur
Sameer- arye vo tho bahut dur hai
Mai- Haan
Sameer- yha kha therye ho hostel mae
Mai- nhi vo high court ke advocate hai na anil Verma hai na
Sameer- anil Verma vo abhi kuch dino phele jin per humala hua tha vo advocate anil Verma
Mai- haan vohi unhi ke yha
- matlab thum vo ho jinhone unki jaan bachai hai...// Samnye ke bench per bhetye dono ladkye pichye ghum ker...
Mai- haa
- hi mai Alok ..
- hi bhai mai Surya...
Mai- hi.
Alok- bhai thumare charchye tho pure sher mai hai..
Surya- mai galat nhi hoon tho kuch din phele thum mall mai bhi thye na
Mai- ..// mall ka sun thoda pereshan ho jata hoon../ mall kosna mall bahi kya baat ker rhe ho.
Surya- bro mai 36 mall ki baat ker rha hoon uspe jo kullad cafeteria bana hua hai waha ki
Mai- thume kaise pata waha ka
Surya- bro mai bhi wahi tha jab thum unn sabko dho rhe thye
Alok- sach mai ye vohi hai
Surya- haa 100% yhi tha
Alok- bhai sach mai thum thye
Mai- hmm
Alok- waha manna padega bhai
Mai- Bhai ye baat sirff hum charo thak hi rheni chaiye
Alok- per kyun bhai
Mai- buss bhai meri kuch majboori shamjho
Surya- thik hai bro hum apko promise kertye ye baat hum apne thak hi rhkengye per uski ek sharat hai
Mai- kaisi sharat bhai
Surya- yhi bro ki ajse hum dono se apko dosti kerni padegi
Sameer- aur mhujse bhi
Mai- dosti aur thum sab se
Sameer- kyun bhai humse dosti mae apko koi problem hai kya
Mai- haan hai
Alok- kya bhai apko kya problem hai
Mai- yhi ki phele ye mhuje app app bolna band kero dosto
haaaaa... Haaaaa.. thik hai bhai
.................................................................
Chalo bhai canteen chaltye hai
Mai- per canteen Kyun
Sameer- arye bhai chalo na kuch kha pi atye hai
Alok- haan bhai chalo na mhuje bhi bhuk lagi
Mai- thik hai chalo phir....// hum charo canteen chale jatye hai.canteen bhaut bada tha per khanye peene ki sari chizye thi canteen mai achi khadi bheed thi.hum charo bhi ek table khursi dhund ker us bhet jatye hai.canteen pe humare class ke bachye bhi bhethye thye..
Surya- kya khaogye piogye bhai thum sab..
Alok- mai tho sandwich lunga
Sameer- aur mere liye bhi sandwich le ana bhai
Surya- aur thum bro
Mai- kuch nhi
Surya- common bhai kya kahogye bolo na
Mai- nhi sach mai mai khuch nhi khaunga
Surya- thik hai tho coke le
Mai- hmm thik hai
Alok- tho bahi mere liye coke bhi le ana
Surya- thik hai hum teeno ke liye sandwich aur char coke le ata hoon
Alok- ruk mai bhi chalta hoon ...// Dono canteen ke counter pe chale jatye..aur phir hum sab ke liye khane pine ka saman le ker dono ajatye hai hum sab bhet ker kha pi aur apass mae ek dusre ke barye mae aur jaan phechan bana rhe hi thye canteen ke baher halla hone lagata aur dhektye hi dhektye- dhektye canteen ka hall khali ho jata hai tho hum bhi uht ker baher ajatye hai baher bahut bhid thi hum bhi jaise taise cantten ke gate ke pass pouhnch jatye hai per bhid itni jada thi ki kuch nazar nhi arha tha phir maine bagal mae khadye ladky se hi puch liya ..
Mai- kya hua bhai
Ladka- arye ek ladki building ke dusri manjilla se kud gyi hai
Mai- kya kon
Ladka- kya pata yarr
Mai- jinda hai ya ...
Ladka- abhi tho per jaldi nipaat jayegi
Mai-tho usse haspatal le ja jana chaiye na
Ladka- haspatal arye bahi police ka lafda hai vo ayegi le jayegi thab thak jinda rhi tho bach jayegi werna bahgwan hi bachaye waise ji ke kya kergi marnye ke liye hi kudi hai tho merne do sali ko
Mai- theri m.....// aur mai bheed ko chertye huye...uss ladki ke pass pouhnch gaya. Ladki ke ser aur mhun se kafi khoon bhe rha tha.mai jhet se ladki ko shidha palta deta hoon aur ass pass dhekta hoon sab bhoot ki tarha mhuje hi dhek rhe thye mai ider udher hi nazar ghuma rha tha tho mhuje Ritika ji nichye ke galiyarye pe khadhi nazar ayi tho mai uht ker unke pass jaker.....
Mai- Ritika ji jaldi gadi ki chabi dijye
Ritika- what
Mai- ji maine kha jaldi se gadi ki chabi dijye
Ritika- ji but why
Mai- arye uss ladki ko haspatal le jana hai please jaldi chabi dijye
Ritika- nhi mai nhi de sakti
Mai- matlab nhi de sakti
Ritika- matlab dhekho usse ek tho ye police ka case upper se uski halat dhekho
Mai- haan uski halat dhek ker hi bol rha hoon abhi sanshye chal rhi hai usse thurant haspatal le jana hai tho sayad vo bach sakti hai
Ritika- arye but usse gadi pe rhkhogye tho purye gadi mae blood lag jayega aur puri gadi kharab ho jayegi aur police ka alag problem
Mai- kya bol rhi ho app please chabi de do koi problem nhi hogi
Ritika- never Vibhu police aygi aur le jayegi usse
Mai- thab thak bahut der ho sakti hai isliye please chabi de dijye
Ritika- jid mat kero Vibhu waise bhi marne do usse
Mai- kya marne doon yhi ager mai kuch hafto phele apke papa ke shaht kerta tho....// thoda jor se bolta hoon
Ritika- what you said shut up shamhje just shutup mai chabi nhi dubgi
Mai- maine kha na chabi do mhuje ......// Itni jor se chilata hoon ki ek pal ke liye ritika ji ke shaht shaht unke friends bhi shem jatye hai.
Minku- oye teri itni himmat ki ...// Vo agye bhada ker meri tharff ata hai...
Mai- chup ker be wahi rhe jaha hai werna uss ladki se phele thuje haspatal pouncha dunga ...
Minku- son of bich you mother fu.....// Chataak chataak...uske Gaal pe se awaj ati hai ...
Mai- kha na chup ker aur khade re ritika ji chabi dije jaldi ...// Ek baar aur tej awaj se... ritika ji turant gadi ki chabi mhuje de deti hai...mai chabi le ker .../Sun dubara ager meri ma ko gali di tho bhi tho buss thappad mara hoon agli baar ye jabra tere hantho pe hoga yaad rhakna meri baat ko..// mai jhat se ladki ke pass jaker usse apni god mae uhta leta hoon aur sameer alok ko awaj de ker apne pass bula leta hoon vo meri awaj sun jaldi se mere pass aker meri madadat kertye hai aur hum usse gadi mae rhk ker bagal ke haspatal le ker chalye jatye hai...
Nurse- kya hua isye
Sameer- ji ye
Nurse- arye bolo kya hua hai
Alok- ji building se khud gyi hai
Nurse- tho phir ye tho Suicide case hai phele police ko bulana padega...
Mai- ji app ilaj suru keriye maine police ko call ker diya hai vo ati hi hogi please madam...// Mai apne hanht jode ker ...
Nurse- thik hai thik .. // aur haspatal ke staff ladki ko ander le jati hai...
............................................................
Smaeer- bhai kuch kha le kal se bus chai piker hi rhe rha hai
Mai- koi nhi bhai ek baar ladki ko Hons
Alok- bhai ladki ko Hons agya ab vo khatrye se baher he
Mai- sach bhai
Alok- haan bhai chalo khud hi dhek lo..
Mai- chalo jaldi chalo...
........................................
Alok- Aunty ab aap kyun ro rhi hai ab tho doctor ne kaha hai ki riya khatrye se baher hai aur jaldi thik bhi ho jayegi....// Kamre ke baher bench per bheti anshu bahti riya ki maa (nilima Chandra)
Aunty- mai kaise thumhara shukriya keru beta thum nhi jantye ager riya ko kuch ho jata tho mai jitye ji mar jati .....// Mere hantho ko paked ker ek baar phir phut padti hai......./ Thumhare iss karj ko mai kabhi nhi chuka paungi beta ...
Mai- arye aunty kaisa karj ye tho mera farz tha app tho buss ashirwad dijye
Aunty- beta thuje meri umer bhi lag jaye thune iss vidwa ko bhaut badye dhuk ke sagar mae janye se bacha liya kash thum mere betye hotye
Mai- maa kya mai tera beta nhi hoon
Aunty- nhi nhi thum mere hi betye ho Lalla thum mere hi betye ho
Mai- haan maa mai apka hi lalla hoon ajse Apne ko khabhi akela nhi shamjiyga...// Ajj itnye dino baad lalla naam suna tha mere kano ne tho eka ek gher ki yaad taja ho gayi...
Aunty- mere lalla thum kyun ro rhe ho
Mai- ab maa royegi tho betye ko bhi tho rona ayega na.. aur haan abse mhuje app lalla hi bologi aur ronugi tho bilkul nhi..
Aunty- nhi ronungi lalla nhi ronungi..// aur mhuje Apne shine se laga leti hai... Kuch der mhuje uhi shinye se lagaye rhakne ke baad mai unse alag hota hoon.. in sabme hum dono ke anhkho ke shaht shaht alok sameer aur surya teeno ki bhi ahnkhe bhing jati hai...
Alok- acha aunty ek baat batayie
Aunty- kya beta
Alok- aunty riya ne aisa kyun kiya kya gher pe koi yani apke aur riya ke bich koi jhagda
Aunty- nhi pata gher per aisa kuch nhi uha aur riya jhagda arye vo tho khabhi ajj thak mhujse unchi awaj mai baat thak nhi ki tho jhagda tho bahut dur ki baat hai..
Sameer- tho collage pe kuch jo apko bataya ho kuch bhi aisa jo
Aunty- nhi usne khabhi nhi bataya haan per kuch mahino se collage se janye ke baad sara samye Apne kamrye mae hi rheti. Mhuje laga exam hoga ussi ki taiyari ker rhi hogi islye kuch bolthi bhi nhi thi.
Sameer- riya ke dosto se puchye tho
Aunty- mhuje nhi lagta kyun ki uske dost na ke bara bar hi hogye kyunki meri bachi tho buss padhai pe hi sara dhayan lagye rheti thi beta..
Mai- hmm thik hai dhekiye aunty jo hua hua hum sab riya se kuch bhi nhi puchngye ki usne kyun kiya ho sakta hai humari bato se usse aur takliff ho sakti hai.. aur vo phir se khai
Aunty- nhi nhi beta jaisa thumne kha mai aisa hi kerungi
Mai- ji thik hai ... // Thabhi riya ke kamrye se nurse baher nikalti hai
Alok- sister kya ab riya se mil saktye
Nusre- haan but abhi doctor hai ander unke anye ke baad milne chale jana
Ji usse phele hum milngye sister .....//humichye palat jatye hai..
Sister- ji inspector ji mai abhi doctor se baat ker bol deti hoon
Inspector- rhene dijye mai khud ker lunga chaliye
Sister- ji ayie..
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