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Ye kaise hua acp ....
Acp- pata nhi singh shab ..
GS- thuje ye sunnane ke liya yha nhi bulaya hai acp mhujse vo log chaye
Acp-singh shab maine police ko kaam mai laga diya hai aur humare bande ko bhi kaam mai laga diya hai
jis kisis ka bhi hanht hai iss per hum jaldi unhe dhunhd nikalgye ..
GS- jaldi acp jaldi mhuje vo sab chaiye jo bhi iske pichye hai iss phel ki baat u......
/// agye kuch bolta derwaje mae dustak hoti hai...khat-khat-khat-khat..................../// aur ek admi ander atha hai..
GS- kya hua..
Naukar- ji malik box aya hai
GS- box kaisa box
Naukar- ji abhi leker aya malik...// box leker waps atha hai...........
Gs- la dhikha tho..
Acp- kon de gaya isse
Naukar- ji vo tho nhi pata shab wathcman di ker gaya bade malik ke liye hai
Gs- arye acp thuje kyun itni panchayat hai bus police mai hai tho her kisi pe shak kerta rhega
ACp- vo baat nhi hai singh shab per abhi jo bhi vakil shab ke shaht hua uske baad hume risk nhi lena chaiye
Gs- hmm khe tho thum thik rhe ho acp
Acp- .../// jeb se mobile nikal ker.../ hello bomb squad jald se jald GS singh office ramaport pouncho.its urgent...
Tring tring........... thabhi office ke phone ki ghanti bajne lagti hai....
Hello kon ...
wahi jissne thumare admi ko hasptal pounchaya....
GS- kon bol rha
.../ Tera bhavishya..
GS- ... ager mera bhavishya W>>>>T ..hai tho samne aa sale dhek phir tera kya haal kerta hoon ki tere chane walo ka bhi bhavishya andhakar ker dunga
Wt- haaa........... phele apna bhavisya tho bacha lo
GS- sale ek baar mil ja thu phir dhek thuje kaise marta hoon ....
Wt- haaaaaaaaaa... mhuje thum log sirff apne sapne mai hi maar skatye waise bomb squad ko bula liya na../// uski baat suntye hi acp aur Gs
ek dusre ko dhekne lagta hai..
Wt- chinta mat kero uspe koi bomb nhi hai uspe tho thumare liye ek uphar hai. haaaaaaaaaa per log tho thumare naam se kaptye hai aur
thum yha ek hadse se dere bhetye ho... haaaaaaaaa...
Gs- chup ker ager himat hai tho samne aa... phone mai kya gidar dhamhki de rha hai
Wt- haaaaaaa .... chal ye bhi icha bhaut jald puri ker dunga thumari.. abhi tho jo uphar bheja hai usse khol ACP.../// phone cut ho jata hai
...// Acp naukar ko box ko kolne bolta hai ...naukar box khol ker uspe rhkhe saman ko baher nikal leta hai...
Acp- kya hai uspe
Naukar- shab ye tho koi pen drive hai
Acp- Pendrive .../// aur usse ko leker samne rhkhe tv mai laga ker play ker deta hai.... jisse dhek ker Acp aur gs dono ki ahnkhe
fati ki fati rhe jati hai.. ek baar phir phone ki ghanti bajne lagti hai iss baar Acp ka phone bajta hai..
Acp- haan patel bolo
Patel- sir vo inspector juved aur constable salim ka ..
ACP- mhuje pata hai unka khoon ho gaya hai ...
Patel- sir per apko kaise..
Acp- vo vo mhuje mirapur thane se phone achuka hai...
Patel- ji sir jai hind..// phone cut ker deta hai...
GS- acp jadli dhundho usse phele ki vo aur hume chuat phele ki vo aur koi kadam uhta le
Acp- ji singh shab hum usse sale ko jald se jald dhund nikalegye ....//waha se nikal jata hai
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nilu vo nilu ..
Nilu- ayi choti malkin
Riktika- nilu vibhu ji ko khana diya ki nhi
Nilu- nhi choti malkin shab tho abhi tak apne kamre se baher hi nhi aye...
Ritika- kya abhi tak nhi kahya.. // aur bol ker vo mere kamre ki traff ajati jah mai bister mai lete thnadi se khanp rha tha...
../ vibhu thum aise khanp kyun rhe ho
Mai- ji vo mhuje thand lag rhi hai vo ...// uper latke ac ki tarff isara kertye huye
Ritika- ac ke karan hhhiiiii.. arye tho usse band ker letyte ..
Mai- ji hhhhhhuuuuuu... mhuje pata nhi kaise band kertye hai
Ritika- kya sach mai thume ... arye ye rha remote isse band kertye hai ... aur ager nhi ata tho mhuje ya nilu ko hi bata detye.
Mai- app logo khamakha persan nhi kerna chatha tha
Ritika- common yaar ab thum yhi rhena hai aur aisi bato mai kaisi persani acha chalo ab khana tho kha lo ...
Mai- ji khana aur..
Ritika- ji khana aur kuch chiye tho bolo
Mai- ji ji nhi ..
Ritika- ab chalo bhi ki yhi khana manga loon dono ka.../// itnye mai derwaje mai dustak hoti hai... mai aur ritika ji dono derwaje
ki traff dhekne lagtye hai.derwaje mai seema ji ander ati hai..
Seema - mai ander ajaun
Mai- ..//bister se uht ker khada ho jata hoon ../ ji aiye na
Ritika- arye yaar thum khade kyun hogye..// ritika bister mai bhethye huye..
Mai- ji aiye na
Seema - chalo thum dono ko khana nhi khna kya
Ritika- arye khana hai na mai bhi issye isliye hi bulane ayi thi per vibhu ko sayad sahram arhi hai tho socha yhi khana bula loon
Seema- koi nhi mera bhi kahna yhi bula lo ... /// intercom se call laga ker nilu se sab ka khana kamre mai lane ko bol deti hai ...
Ritika- acha vibhu kuch apne bare mai batao
Mai- ji pucheiye na
Seema- kon kon hai thumare gher mai aur yha kaise ana hua
Mai- ji gher mai tho sabhi hai ma babuji chacha chachi bhaiya bhabhi sab hai
Ritika- tho yha kaise
Mai- vo kya hai ki meri aur baubuji ki banti nhi
Seema - Ritika- kyun
Mai- buss mera gussa
Ritika- kya thum gussa bhi kertye ho
Mai- ...// ser ko jhukaye../ ji
Ritika- hmmm per thum kitnye pyare ho yaar ..// mere gaal ko kinctye huye...
Seema- dhek tho ritika isse gussa bhi atha hai ..// vo bhi mere galo ko kinch deti hai.. aur bister mai bhet jati hai.
Ritika- acha vibhu agye ka kya plan hai..
Mai- ji plan matlab ..
Ritika- arye matlab ki agye kya kerne ka socha hai
Mai- abhi tho nhi socha hai per koi kaam dhekunga phele..
Seema- waise kya kaam kerna ki socha hai
Mai- ji abhi tho jo mil jaye philal tho pata nhi
Seema- waise kya kya ker logye
Mai- sab kuch jo bhi
Seema- hiiiiiii.. sab kuch
Mai- ji sab kuch
Seema- hmm thab tho naukri mil hi jayegi...// thabhi nilu khana le ker ajati hai.. hum sabhi batye kertye kertye khana khane lagtye hai..
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GS>>>> Gajendra singh sher ke rasuk dar admio mai naam hai kahne ko inka construction hai per vo sirf aur sirf dhikane
ke liye asal mai inka karobaar ger kanonni ret Aur coal nikalna pure rajya mai sharb ka theka inke haanth se hi ho ker gujaarta hai.ye inka
khandani bole tho do phideyo se chala arha hai baap ne sharab ka kala karboar ker yha tak pouncha aur uske baad uske do beto ne isko agye bhaddaya
bada beta Balveer singh (BS) aue chota beta Gajendra singh (GS)
>>>> BS- umer 58 sall patni ki naam shuleka inki miteuo dus sal phele hi ho gyi hai..
>>> BS- inka ke ek hi beta hai dhusyant singh (DS) umer 33 saal ... baap aur apne chacha ki traha karobar shabhlna isse sharab ki laat hai
bina khane ke ek baar rhe bhi sakta hai per sharaab ke bina nhi
>>> DS- iski patni komal singh (KS) umer 28 sall ...// in dono ki sahdi ko 7 sall ho gyi per tak koi aulad nhi hui ...
KS- bhaut aksrit mahila party kerna shoping kerna pasan hai inhe
>>>> GS- umer 53 sall patni ka naam iswarya singh (IS) umer 46 sall.gher mai hukumat inhi ka chlta hai mijaj ek dum kadak hai
>>> GS aur Iswarya ke do santan hai .. bada beta Akhilesh singh (AK) umer 31 sall isko bhi nashe ki lat hai saraab aur durgs ka nhi balki
nayi nayi aurto ka aur isse aurto se jabardasti kerne mai jada maza ata hai..
>>> Ak- iski patni ka namm hai Vidya singh (VS) umer 26 sall..// in dono ki sahdi ko 4 sall hogye per aullad abhi tak nhi liya hai dono ne
Vs- inka bhi haal inke jhetani jaisa hai ghumna phirna pasand hai haan party kena inhe utna pasand nhi..
>>> GS aur Iswarya ki choti beti ya ye khaye gher ki sabki chaiti aur ladlee Pooja singh umer 22 sall .. bhaut gusse wali apni maa ki tarha gusse
wali naak mai gussa le ker hi paida hui thi. abhi collage mai hi hai ...
Ye kaise hua acp ....
Acp- pata nhi singh shab ..
GS- thuje ye sunnane ke liya yha nhi bulaya hai acp mhujse vo log chaye
Acp-singh shab maine police ko kaam mai laga diya hai aur humare bande ko bhi kaam mai laga diya hai
jis kisis ka bhi hanht hai iss per hum jaldi unhe dhunhd nikalgye ..
GS- jaldi acp jaldi mhuje vo sab chaiye jo bhi iske pichye hai iss phel ki baat u......
/// agye kuch bolta derwaje mae dustak hoti hai...khat-khat-khat-khat..................../// aur ek admi ander atha hai..
GS- kya hua..
Naukar- ji malik box aya hai
GS- box kaisa box
Naukar- ji abhi leker aya malik...// box leker waps atha hai...........
Gs- la dhikha tho..
Acp- kon de gaya isse
Naukar- ji vo tho nhi pata shab wathcman di ker gaya bade malik ke liye hai
Gs- arye acp thuje kyun itni panchayat hai bus police mai hai tho her kisi pe shak kerta rhega
ACp- vo baat nhi hai singh shab per abhi jo bhi vakil shab ke shaht hua uske baad hume risk nhi lena chaiye
Gs- hmm khe tho thum thik rhe ho acp
Acp- .../// jeb se mobile nikal ker.../ hello bomb squad jald se jald GS singh office ramaport pouncho.its urgent...
Tring tring........... thabhi office ke phone ki ghanti bajne lagti hai....
Hello kon ...
wahi jissne thumare admi ko hasptal pounchaya....
GS- kon bol rha
.../ Tera bhavishya..
GS- ... ager mera bhavishya W>>>>T ..hai tho samne aa sale dhek phir tera kya haal kerta hoon ki tere chane walo ka bhi bhavishya andhakar ker dunga
Wt- haaa........... phele apna bhavisya tho bacha lo
GS- sale ek baar mil ja thu phir dhek thuje kaise marta hoon ....
Wt- haaaaaaaaaa... mhuje thum log sirff apne sapne mai hi maar skatye waise bomb squad ko bula liya na../// uski baat suntye hi acp aur Gs
ek dusre ko dhekne lagta hai..
Wt- chinta mat kero uspe koi bomb nhi hai uspe tho thumare liye ek uphar hai. haaaaaaaaaa per log tho thumare naam se kaptye hai aur
thum yha ek hadse se dere bhetye ho... haaaaaaaaa...
Gs- chup ker ager himat hai tho samne aa... phone mai kya gidar dhamhki de rha hai
Wt- haaaaaaa .... chal ye bhi icha bhaut jald puri ker dunga thumari.. abhi tho jo uphar bheja hai usse khol ACP.../// phone cut ho jata hai
...// Acp naukar ko box ko kolne bolta hai ...naukar box khol ker uspe rhkhe saman ko baher nikal leta hai...
Acp- kya hai uspe
Naukar- shab ye tho koi pen drive hai
Acp- Pendrive .../// aur usse ko leker samne rhkhe tv mai laga ker play ker deta hai.... jisse dhek ker Acp aur gs dono ki ahnkhe
fati ki fati rhe jati hai.. ek baar phir phone ki ghanti bajne lagti hai iss baar Acp ka phone bajta hai..
Acp- haan patel bolo
Patel- sir vo inspector juved aur constable salim ka ..
ACP- mhuje pata hai unka khoon ho gaya hai ...
Patel- sir per apko kaise..
Acp- vo vo mhuje mirapur thane se phone achuka hai...
Patel- ji sir jai hind..// phone cut ker deta hai...
GS- acp jadli dhundho usse phele ki vo aur hume chuat phele ki vo aur koi kadam uhta le
Acp- ji singh shab hum usse sale ko jald se jald dhund nikalegye ....//waha se nikal jata hai
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
nilu vo nilu ..
Nilu- ayi choti malkin
Riktika- nilu vibhu ji ko khana diya ki nhi
Nilu- nhi choti malkin shab tho abhi tak apne kamre se baher hi nhi aye...
Ritika- kya abhi tak nhi kahya.. // aur bol ker vo mere kamre ki traff ajati jah mai bister mai lete thnadi se khanp rha tha...
../ vibhu thum aise khanp kyun rhe ho
Mai- ji vo mhuje thand lag rhi hai vo ...// uper latke ac ki tarff isara kertye huye
Ritika- ac ke karan hhhiiiii.. arye tho usse band ker letyte ..
Mai- ji hhhhhhuuuuuu... mhuje pata nhi kaise band kertye hai
Ritika- kya sach mai thume ... arye ye rha remote isse band kertye hai ... aur ager nhi ata tho mhuje ya nilu ko hi bata detye.
Mai- app logo khamakha persan nhi kerna chatha tha
Ritika- common yaar ab thum yhi rhena hai aur aisi bato mai kaisi persani acha chalo ab khana tho kha lo ...
Mai- ji khana aur..
Ritika- ji khana aur kuch chiye tho bolo
Mai- ji ji nhi ..
Ritika- ab chalo bhi ki yhi khana manga loon dono ka.../// itnye mai derwaje mai dustak hoti hai... mai aur ritika ji dono derwaje
ki traff dhekne lagtye hai.derwaje mai seema ji ander ati hai..
Seema - mai ander ajaun
Mai- ..//bister se uht ker khada ho jata hoon ../ ji aiye na
Ritika- arye yaar thum khade kyun hogye..// ritika bister mai bhethye huye..
Mai- ji aiye na
Seema - chalo thum dono ko khana nhi khna kya
Ritika- arye khana hai na mai bhi issye isliye hi bulane ayi thi per vibhu ko sayad sahram arhi hai tho socha yhi khana bula loon
Seema- koi nhi mera bhi kahna yhi bula lo ... /// intercom se call laga ker nilu se sab ka khana kamre mai lane ko bol deti hai ...
Ritika- acha vibhu kuch apne bare mai batao
Mai- ji pucheiye na
Seema- kon kon hai thumare gher mai aur yha kaise ana hua
Mai- ji gher mai tho sabhi hai ma babuji chacha chachi bhaiya bhabhi sab hai
Ritika- tho yha kaise
Mai- vo kya hai ki meri aur baubuji ki banti nhi
Seema - Ritika- kyun
Mai- buss mera gussa
Ritika- kya thum gussa bhi kertye ho
Mai- ...// ser ko jhukaye../ ji
Ritika- hmmm per thum kitnye pyare ho yaar ..// mere gaal ko kinctye huye...
Seema- dhek tho ritika isse gussa bhi atha hai ..// vo bhi mere galo ko kinch deti hai.. aur bister mai bhet jati hai.
Ritika- acha vibhu agye ka kya plan hai..
Mai- ji plan matlab ..
Ritika- arye matlab ki agye kya kerne ka socha hai
Mai- abhi tho nhi socha hai per koi kaam dhekunga phele..
Seema- waise kya kaam kerna ki socha hai
Mai- ji abhi tho jo mil jaye philal tho pata nhi
Seema- waise kya kya ker logye
Mai- sab kuch jo bhi
Seema- hiiiiiii.. sab kuch
Mai- ji sab kuch
Seema- hmm thab tho naukri mil hi jayegi...// thabhi nilu khana le ker ajati hai.. hum sabhi batye kertye kertye khana khane lagtye hai..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
GS>>>> Gajendra singh sher ke rasuk dar admio mai naam hai kahne ko inka construction hai per vo sirf aur sirf dhikane
ke liye asal mai inka karobaar ger kanonni ret Aur coal nikalna pure rajya mai sharb ka theka inke haanth se hi ho ker gujaarta hai.ye inka
khandani bole tho do phideyo se chala arha hai baap ne sharab ka kala karboar ker yha tak pouncha aur uske baad uske do beto ne isko agye bhaddaya
bada beta Balveer singh (BS) aue chota beta Gajendra singh (GS)
>>>> BS- umer 58 sall patni ki naam shuleka inki miteuo dus sal phele hi ho gyi hai..
>>> BS- inka ke ek hi beta hai dhusyant singh (DS) umer 33 saal ... baap aur apne chacha ki traha karobar shabhlna isse sharab ki laat hai
bina khane ke ek baar rhe bhi sakta hai per sharaab ke bina nhi
>>> DS- iski patni komal singh (KS) umer 28 sall ...// in dono ki sahdi ko 7 sall ho gyi per tak koi aulad nhi hui ...
KS- bhaut aksrit mahila party kerna shoping kerna pasan hai inhe
>>>> GS- umer 53 sall patni ka naam iswarya singh (IS) umer 46 sall.gher mai hukumat inhi ka chlta hai mijaj ek dum kadak hai
>>> GS aur Iswarya ke do santan hai .. bada beta Akhilesh singh (AK) umer 31 sall isko bhi nashe ki lat hai saraab aur durgs ka nhi balki
nayi nayi aurto ka aur isse aurto se jabardasti kerne mai jada maza ata hai..
>>> Ak- iski patni ka namm hai Vidya singh (VS) umer 26 sall..// in dono ki sahdi ko 4 sall hogye per aullad abhi tak nhi liya hai dono ne
Vs- inka bhi haal inke jhetani jaisa hai ghumna phirna pasand hai haan party kena inhe utna pasand nhi..
>>> GS aur Iswarya ki choti beti ya ye khaye gher ki sabki chaiti aur ladlee Pooja singh umer 22 sall .. bhaut gusse wali apni maa ki tarha gusse
wali naak mai gussa le ker hi paida hui thi. abhi collage mai hi hai ...