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agli subah jab mai jaga to fir bua ne subah khana diya. aaj na to stuti bua mere taraf dekh rahi thi aur na hi mujhe unse najre milane me achha lag raha tha. mai ghar jaldi se kha kar nikal gaya aur pahuch gaya haveli me. subah subah mujhe bhaouri balti aur pocha thama di.
bhaori boli-pure ghar me pocha lagao.
mai chup chap pure ghar me pocha lagane laga. jitna saaf safayi mai is ghar ka kar raha tha itna to maine apne ghar ka bhi kabhi nahi kiya hoga. pocha lagate lagate mai hall me wahan pahuch gaya jahan deva aur uski biwi nagma dining table pe kha rahe the. mai dekha nagma kai baar mujhe ghoor ghoor kar dekhi. wahi jab mai deva ke pairo ke pass pocha laga raha tha tab deva bola-arey raja ye lo kuch kha lo fir pocha laga lena aur wo apne plate se aadhi roti aur kuch sabji usme daal ke mere haath me pakda diya.
man me to aaya ki bol doon-kutta hoon kya bhosdi ke jo haath me adhi roti sabji thama raha hai lekin fir bhi chup raha. aur roti mod kar wahi jamin pe baith kar khaya aur fir pocha lagane laga.
nagma fir se chudail jaisa ek baar chillayi- nilu arey o nilu. arey o harajaadi kahan mar gayi jaldi jaa nirala ko jaga de.
nilu doudte hue aayi aur boli-ji malkin.
mai samajh gaya aaj nilu ki baari hai. nilu upar gayi nirala ko jagane aur fir se ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh mmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ki awaj aane laga. awaj me dard aur dukh saaf pata chal raha tha sath me nirala ke mooh se randi kutiya ye sab gaaliya bhi nikalne laga. yahan niche deva aur nagma aram se khana kha rahe the in awajo se un dono ko koi fark hi nahi pad raha tha. karib 10-12 minut baad nilu room se ladkhadate hue nilki to uski salwar upar se thoda sa kandhe ke pass se fat gaya tha aur kandhe par daat ke nisan the. aisa lag raha tha saale ne janwar ki tarah kaat liya hai. saale anpadh gawar ko love bite aur kaatne me fark hi nahi pata tha. khoon tak aa gaya tha bechari nilu ke kandhe se. mera to ye dekh kar dil ro pada lekin sala ye deva aur nagma ke chehre pe ek sikan tak na aaya.
mai pahle socha tha chup chap apna jamin ka kagaj lunga punam ji ke saath jo kiya hai uska hisab lunga aur khisak lunga lekin ab mera dil karne laga tha is ghar ke ek ek ko tadpa tadpa ke maaroon. is tarah se maaroon ki jindagi to door sala mout bhi kaap jaye in haivano ke mout pe.
mai poore floor pe pocha mara fir kitchen gaya to dekha nilu wahi jamin pe baithi hui thi.
mai thoda sa sarso tel garm kiya aur nilu ke kandhe pe lagane laga. aaj mujhe apne mard hone pe sharm aa raha tha. wahan ghar me bua ko fufa marta hai yahan ye log haivaniyat karte hai aur mai ek hijde ki tarah sab chije bas dekh raha tha aur ek kamjor noukar ki tarah ji raha tha. mai chehra jhukaye chup chap nilu ke kandhe pe tel laga diya.
nilu sayad meri bhavnao ko samajh gayi thi aur boli-tu kyun rota hai re jab mere baap ko fark nahi pada usne daaru ke liye mujhe yahan fek diya to tujhe kyun hi rona aa raha hai. tu bi noukar hai mai bhi noukarani hoon. na tu kuch kar sakta hai na mai kuch kar sakti hoon. mai to bolungi jitna jaldi ho sake is jagah se door chala ja. sab log is gaav se door bhagte hai aur tu bewkoof khud se shaitan ke ghar me aa gaya. teri kismat bhi sayad meri hi tarah bahut jada kharab hai.
nilu jab ye bol rahi thi uske chehre pe koi bhav hi nahi tha.
mai bhaori aur nilu ki din me thodi madad kiya fir haveli ke samne angan me thodi der dhoop me baith gaya ye dekhne ke liye ki akhir yahan koun koun kya kya kar raha hai. mai ye sab dekh hi raha tha ki achanak se fir se mere dimag me pinky bua naam aa gaya. mai socha sala ye naam mere dimag se nikal kahe nahi raha hai. aur mai idhar udhar dekh raha tha tabhi mujhe gate ke samne se ek aurat aate hue dikhi. mujhe pata nahi kyun lekin ye chehra thoda dekha dekha lag raha tha. ye mere saath ho kya raha hai. kabhi naam suna suna lag raha hai. koi chehra dekha dekha lag raha hai. tabhi mere piche se nirala andar se nikla aur bola-arey pinky jaldi aao. mai ye sunkar socha kahi mera kaan to nahi baj raha tabhi nirala bola-arey chirag tu bhi aaya hai aur mai palat kar dekha to chirag aur pinky dono aate hue dikhe. dono apas me baat to nahi kiye lekin pinky nirala ke saath ghar me ghuste samay mera fufa chirag ko kuch to ishara ki thi.
ye dekhte hi mai doud ke deva ke pass gaya jo dhoop me baitha hua tha. mai uske pair ke pass baith gaya.
deva bola-kya hua chore aise doud kyu raha hai.
mai bola-malik mujhe aaj thoda chutti chahiye. kal se man lagakar kaam karunga.
deva bola-koi baat nahi chore tu to humara jaan bachaya hai jao aaj chutti le lo mai nagma ko bol dunga.
mai man me bola- tu bas dekhta ja kamine kaise mai malik malik bol bol kar tel laga laga kar tere pure khandaan ki bund faad dunga bas 2-4 din ruk jaa.
fir mai wahan se nikla aur ghar aaya aur ankh band karke purani jindagi yaad karne laga. mujhe baar baar yaad aaya pinky bua. pinky bua. pinky bua tabhi mere dimag me ek ladki ka chehra bana jiske mooh se nikla pinky bua. aur jaise hi us ladki ka mai chehra apne dimag me dekha khushi se bola-mil gaya tarika.
ye pinky bua meri badi bhabhi ki bua hai.
ab bas mujhe sirf ye pata karna tha ki kya sachme pinky ne mera fufa chirag ko ishara kiya tha ya maine kuch galat samajh liya. isliye jab din me fufa khane aaya to mai bhi uske saath khaya. abhi bhi meri aur stuti bua ki halat same thi hum dono ek dusre se najre chura rahe the. fir fufa mujhe kuch bhasan diya jaise man laga kar kaam karna koi kaamchori nahi karna ye sab aur fir wo chala gaya.
aaj mera kaam tha bas is fufa ka picha karna jis kaam me mai lag gaya. chup chup ke main uspe najar rakhne laga. pahle to wo gaav ke choupal me 2-3 ghante tash khela waise bhi koi kaam dhandha to karta nahi tha wo. fir sham hote hi wo wahan se utha aur kheto ki taraf chal diya. mai bhi piche piche gaya to sala jhadio me baith ke hag raha tha.
mai bhi man me socha -pata nahi kya kya dekhna pad gaya. sala dimag ka maa bahan ek ho gaya tha. fufa hag ke dhoya fir wo chal diya khet se aur aage ek jhopdi ki taraf. ab to andhera bhi hone laga tha. jab jhopdi me jhak ke dekha to kuch logon ke saath daru pi raha tha. dheere dheere jhopdi se sab log chale gaye lekin mera fufa wahi rook gaya.
mai socha sala kahi pi kar to nahi ludhak gaya aur mai wahan se loutne ka soch hi raha tha ki mujhe pinky dikh gayi.
mai man me bola-maine jo bhi dekha tha sach dekha tha. ab jara pata to karu kya chal raha hai in dono ke bich.
mai jhopdi ke piche chup gaya aur diwar ke ek ched se andar dekhne laga. andar andhera tha bas ek lalten jal raha tha jo mera fufa jalaya tha.
jaise hi pinky jhopdi me ghusi darwaja band ki.
mera fufa chirag bola-aa gayi nirala ko khush karke. kitne paise mile aaj.
pinky-jada nahi re.. sala hai hi kanjoos sirf 500 diya.
mujhe shak to tabhi ho gaya tha jab nirala use bulaya tha ab to yakin ho gaya.
chirag bola-aur kitna dega tujhe 500 kam hota hai kya. 500 me to adha mahina chal jaye. tujhe to 2-3 ghante me 500 mil gaya.
pinky-bakwas na kar chal lungi dheeli kar. andhera ho raha hai tujhe nipta kar ghar jana hai mujhe. bahut sa kaam hai.
chirag-aaj to tu bahut akad rahi hai ye mat bhul tujhe nirala tak mai hi pahuchaya hoon.
pinky boli-tu bhi mat bhool ki uske badle tujhe free me deti hoon.
chirag bola-is baar mai bhi tujhe 500 dunga janeman.
pinky-tere pass paise hai.
chirag-arey mera bhatija aya hai wo wahan deva ke pass kaam karega uske paise mujhe hi milenge usme se dunga.
pinky boli-thik hai de dena ab suru kar aur wo fook kar lalten bujha di. andar fir mujhe kuch dikha to nahi lekin andar khatiya ka 5-6 baar charrr charr charr charrr sunayi diya. uske baad pinky us jhopdi se nikal gayi.
mai to khush ho gaya kyunki is pinky ke jariye mai nirala aur fufa dono ko apne raste se hata sakta tha. ab mujhe virala ke baare me sochna tha lekin uske liye sala pahle wo aaye to. pata nahi kis sahar me kahan mara raha hai.
mai apna sara plaan bana liya tha ki kaise fufa ke jariye pinky tak jaunga aur pinky ke jariye nirala tak aur ek baar me hi nirala ka hisab kar dunga saath hi pinky aur fufa ka bhi. deva ko to mai jab chahu tab nipta sakta tha. ab do log bache the jinke liye mujhe sochna tha ek thi nagma aur dusra tha nirala ka bhai virala.
mai raat me ghar aaya fufa ke saath khaya. aaj raat fufa ne bua ko pareshan nahi kiya. sab log chain se soye.
agla din kuch khas nahi hua wahi subah jhadu pocha fir bhaouri ka nirala ko jagana aur fir shaam ko janwaro ko khilana pilana. aaj bhi pinky aayi thi aur nirala use apne room me le gaya tha lekin tajub ki baat ye tha ki na to nirala ka chillane ka awaj aaya na hi pinky ka. waise to jab bhaori ya nilu jati hai upar tab to nirala janwer ban jata hai. khair jo bhi ho aaj ka din bhi nikal gaya. mai raat me haveli me rukne ka bahana to dhundh raha tha lekin mujhe koi bahana nahi mil paya aur mujhe ghar loutna pada. aaj raat bhi fufa ne bua ko pareshan nahi kiya matlab aaj bhi wo pinky ke maje lekar aaya tha.
mera yahan aaye 4 din ho gaya tha aur haveli me kaam karte tin din ho gaya tha in tin dino me maine achhe se dekh liya tha kitne mustande bahar rahte hai kitne andar rahte hai aur mujhe nilu se ye bhi pata chal gaya tha ki ground floor me nagma aur deva dono ke room me ek bada sa almirah hai matlab saaf tha sare kagjaat usi me hone chahiye.
aaj mai subah yahi plan bana ke gaya tha ki kisi tarah aaj mujhe pata karna hai us almirah ka chabhi kahan ya kiske pass rahta hai. ye sab sochte hue mai haveli me ghusa.
mai jaise hi us haveli me ghusa ek ladka mujhe gale laga liya. sarir se koi 20-22 saal ka ladka hoga. lekin kapde kafi mahange lag rahe the.
wo itna jaldi aur achanak se mujhse gala lag gaya ki mai uska chehra dekh hi nahi paya lekin jaise hi wo mujhse alag hua aur uska chehra mai dekha mujhe thoda ajib laga.
mai man me socha-ye pinky ka beta yahan kya kar raha hai. aur is ghar me itne aram se ghoom raha hai koi ise kuch bol bhi nahi raha hai. kapde bhi kafi achhe pahne hai. lagta hai pinky nirala aur virala se kaafi paise aith chuki hai.
tabhi deva piche se aaya aur bola-arey vira beta aa gaya tu.
mai man me bola-ye kya hai. ye to pinky ka beta hai ise ye deva apna beta vira bata raha hai.
tabhi nirala deva ka awaj sunte hi apne room se nikla aur niche dekhte hi bola-chote aa gaya tu.
mere mooh se nikla-fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk ye to virala hai.
lekin mujhe achhe se apna purana janm yaad aa chuka tha ek baar mai chennai gaya tha kisi kaam se to wahan mujhe unke ghar me sabse pahle ek lady dikhi thi jise mai pahchan nahi pa raha tha.
ye dekhkar meri bhabhi boli thi-arey ye pinky bua hai yahi to meri shaadi karayi hai. fir mai virala ko wahan dekha tha to bhabhi ne bade pyaar se bataya tha ki ye pinky bua ka beta hai bahut achha hai bahut pyara.
ab mujhe samajh me kuch kuch aa raha tha kyun meri maa ki jindagi itni buri thi. jarur maa ne bhabhi aur virala ko sex karte dekh liya hoga uske baad se hi bhabhi maa ko bahut pareshan karti hogi.
mere man me ye sawal aaya- maa ne bhai ko ye baat kyun nahi batayi.
fir mai socha-kya pata batayi hogi lekin bhai ne bharosa nahi kiya hoga ulta bhabhi ne maa ko hi daat diya hoga aur jhutha sabit kar diya hoga.
iska matlab tha virala kabhi kabhi bhabhi ko chodne chennai jata tha aur pinky is tarah se virala se paise aithti thi. aur bhabhi ko bhi virala achha lagta hoga tabhi to itne pyaar se mujhe uske baare me batayi thi.
fir mai socha-kya pata bhabhi bhi iski bua ke jaisi hi randi hogi nirala ke saath saath virala bhi jata hoga kabhi kabhi chennai usko chodne. ye sab sochte hi mere man me bhabhi ke prati gussa , ghrina ye sab bahut badh gaya.
maine soch liya-sala is bhabhi se to mai apne bhai ki shaadi nahi hi hone dunga. jo nature se hi itni giri hui hai ki shaadi ke baad bhi gair marod se chup chup ke maje kare uska kya hi bharosa. agar mai nirala virala iske khandaan ko maar bhi doon fir bhi meri bhabhi koi aur yaar bana legi. uski to fitrat me hai ye ghinoune kaam.
idhar mai apne soch me gum tha ki virala bola-raja tune mere bapu ki jaan bachayi hai. mai bahut khush hoon aur mai tumhe ek gift dunga aaj sham ko thik hai.
mai bola-ji malik.
fir virala mera haath pakad kar apne ghar ke saamne le gaya aur apne sabhi aadmio se bola-koi bhi iske saath badtamiji nahi karega isne mere baapu ki jaan bachayi hai samjha.
sab sir jhuka ke bole-ji chote malik.
fir virala mujhe haveli ke andar laya aur mere haath me 5 hazar dete hue bola-jaa aaj teri chutti hai. din bhar aish kar shaam ko aana gift dunga.
mai bola-wo badi malkin dategi.
virala bola-koi kuch nahi bolega abhi mai maa ko batata hoon. aur wo maa maa karke gala faad ke do baar chillaya to nagma bhi aa gayi.
virala-maa aaj ise chuti de do.
nagma ek baar mujhe dekhi fir mere haath me rakhe paiso ko fir virala ko boli-ye kya hai virala noukaro ko naukaro ki tarah rahne do sir pe mat chadhao samjhe aur mere haath se paise chin li aur boli-aee chore ja jakar pocha laga koi chutti nahi hai samjha.
mai bola-ji malkin.
virala bola-ye kya hai maa usne bapu ki jaan bachayi to kya hum itna bhi na kare. ab dekho mai shaam ko use gift de raha hoon mana mat karna waise bhi paise tumne chin liye hai.
nagma ko pata tha virala sentimental hai kuch jada bolegi to virala ruth jayega.
nagma boli-thik hai lekin kisi ko paise nahi dene hai samjha aur naoukaro ko naukar ki tarah rakha kar.
virala-thik hai maa aur fir wo apne room ki taraf chala gaya.
idhar mai jamin par pocha laga raha tha ki nagma mera collar pakdi aur khichte hue apne room me le aayi aur boli-harami apni aukaat me raha karo. teri himmat kaise hui virala se paise lene ki.
mai kuch bolta us se pahle hi nagma chattakkkk se ek thappad mere gaal pe maari. aur is thappad ke chakkar me uski saadi uske chati se gir gaya. uski saari chati se girte hi uske bade bade doodh dikh gaye. waise bhi mai pichle 25-30 din se choot se door hoon do din pahle hi bua ki choot dekh kar garam ho gaya tha to ye najara dekhte hi mera lund paint me tan gaya aur nagma abhi dusra thappad marne ke liye haath uthayi thi ki uski najar mere lund pe gayi.
saali ek number ki kamini hai. pahle to 4-5 second man bhar ke mere lund ko dekh li fir jor se chattaaak se mujhe thappad mari aur boli-harami mere baare me galat sochta hai aur ek thappad mari chattakkkkkk.
mujhe gussa to bahut jada aaya lekin agar mai abhi kuch karta to mera plan fail ho jata jo mai nahi chahta tha.
main apne gusse ko pikar magarmachh ke ashoon late hue bola-nahi malkin aap jo soch rahi hai wo galat hai wo kya hai na bachpan me mujhe dikkat tha to ek baba ne jadi buty di thi jiske chalte ab humesha wo waisa hi rahta hai.wo kya hai na aaj mai kachha nahi pahna hai isliye aisa lag raha hai mai sach bol raha hoon malkin.
fir mai ankhon me aur jada magarmachh ke ashoon lakar bhasan suru kiya-mai bahut sarif aur garib ghar se hoon malkin. maine kabhi bhi koi bhi galat kaam nahi kiya hai. aap mere fufa se puch sakte hai. mai to padhne bhi bhi kamjor hoon aur dimag se bhi thoda kamjor hoon aisa sab bolte hai. mai kabhi kisi ke baare me galat nahi sochta malkin.
nagma kuch der kuch sochi fir boli-achha thik hai tum jao.
mai wahan se nikla man me nagma ko dher sari gandi gandi gaaliya dete hue aur apna kaam karne laga.
aise hi din bita shaam aaya.
sham ko mai janwar ko khana de raha tha to mere pass nilu aayi aur boli-malkin tumko apne room me bula rahi hai.
mai nilu ke saath chal diya. nilu fir kitchen chali gayi aur mai nagma ke room me ghusa wahan nagma aur uske dono saput khade the.
mujhe dekhte hi nirala bola-dekh tujhe jo aaj gift de rahe hai wo sirf aur sirf apne chote bhai ke kahne par de rahe hai samjha lekin tu apni aukaat mat bhulna.
fir nirala virala ko bola-chote sirf tere bolne pe mai apna hak ise de raha hoon.
virala nirala ke gale lag gaya aur fir room se nikal gaya.
ab tak mujhe ye to pata chal gaya tha ki nirala apne maa ko bahut maanta hai aur virala apne baap ko.
virala bola-raja aaj tum maje karo jam ke maje karo. aur fir wo bhi room se chala gaya.
nagma boli-virala tujhe bahut manta hai kyunki tumne uski jaan bachayi hai lekin mujhe tu ek number ka jhutha aur makkar lagta hai. chal aaj sab pata chal jayega tu kitna sachha hai aur kitna jhutha.
ab mere piche piche aa.
aur wo mujhe upar wale floor me last room me le gayi.
nagma boli-tujhe baba ne jadi buty di thi na aur tera humesha khada rahta hai ab dikha apni jadi buty ka kamal awaj bahar tak aana chahiye aur dumdaar aana chahiye. jab wo chudte chudte thak jayegi tab aakar mai check karungi tera khada hai ya nahi. agar khada nahi hua to tera lund kaatwa dungi. saale harami mujhpe buri najar daalta hai aur bolta hai humesha khada rahata hai. tujhe mai anpadh gawar dikhti hoon harami.
ye sab bolkar nagma room se nikal gayi. use lag raha tha ki mai uski chuchi dekh kar garam hua tha jo baat sahi tha lekin bechari proof karne ka galat tarika chun li. parveen ji ki jadi buty ke karan mera humesha khada hi rahta hai. aane do aaj wo bhi check kar le aur use pata chale mera khada rahta hai ya soya rahta hai.
mai ye sab soch raha tha aur muskura raha tha tabhi ek aurat room me ghusi aur mera hasi rook gaya. kyunki samne jo aurat thi wo koi aur nahi meri bhabhi ki maa thi.
sachme sala pura parivaar ne milkar randi khana khol rakha hai.
introduction
pinky-umra 40 saal badi bhabhi ki bua
chandni-umra 20 saal. pichle janm me mere bade bhai ki wali bhabhi.
chaitalee-umra 45 saal. chandni ki maa.