Bhai mummy ko uncle se thukwaoUpdate 07Bhari dopahar me sadak ke dono taraf gali ke aavara ladke bethe the...aur aati jati aurto ko ched rahe the...
....Gora jism Kali nazare...
" Bhai Bhai dekho na bade Ghar ki madam aa rahi he...uff itani gori is garmi me kese Bhai...Bhai dekh bhi lo.." kamlesh munna bhai ko us aurat ki khubsurti dekh ke pahal hue andaj me bol Raha tha par... Munna ko koi fark nahi pad Raha tha...
kamlesh - Bhai ek baar dekh ko aap Sumitra bhabhi ko bhul jaoge is kamsin maal ko dekh liya to...lagata he bade khandani parivar ki bahu he Madam....
kamlesh kuch aage bol pata is se pahle us ke galo par jor ka chata padata he...aur kamlesh ke Kan sun pad jata he...
Munna Bhai - Madarchod...aage se teri Kali jaban se meri Jan ka nam liya to yahi jinda gad dunga...( Munna ko mar ke ab laga jese Jada reacts kar diya...aur vo Jane lagata ye vaha se..)
kamlesh samaj jata he ki galti us ki hi thi jo sumitra bhabhi ko kisi se compare karane laga tha vo....
Munaa niche dekh ke aage chal Raha tha jese Puri sadak suke baap ki ho...aur aage se charo taraf dekhate hue Savitri aa Rahi thi...Dono ek dusre se cross hote he..aur aage bad jate he....
Kamlesh - Bhai vo chabi.....( Jor se chilata he)...
tabhi Munna bhai ki nazar maa par savitri yani meri maa ki pith par padati he aur vo jese pagal sa ho jata he...munaa jaldi se maa ke pichhe Jane lagta he aur uski nazaro me itna pyar aa taha tha ki uski akho se aasu nikal jate he....
Munna bas mummy ko dekhe ja Raha tha aur dusari aur uske dost maa ki doodh jesi pith backless blouse me dekh ke khud par bahot control kar ke bethe the...aur maa par gande gande comments pass kar rahe the....
" Dekh yaar kya maal he.." " chuchiya dekh Bhai esi hoti he bade Ghar ki aurate" " sali ye bade Ghar ki aurate hum jeso ke hath lag jai to sari rat is li lu." " Bhai me to is ko Aaj hi maa bana du chod chod ke..."
Munna dusari aur uski sapno ki duniyaa me chala jata he aur maa pichle mud ke us se puchti he...
Maa - Bhai Sahab...Bhai sahab...aap ne Madhu ka Ghar dekha he...
Ye sab dur se Munna ke dost dekh rahe the...aur vo jor se bolate he..." Bhai bhabhiji kuch puch rahe he AAP se.."
aur Munna hos me aata hai aur maa ko ghar dekha data he...aur bas hati hue maa ko ek Tak se niharata rakhta he....
To be continued.....
Don't worry about that...sab bahot aaram se hoga...koi bhi aurat ek din me kisi se nahi chud jati...is liye use khud se ladna padta he khud ke sansakar se, uske parvarish se...uske usolose...khud ke suhag se...aur fir vo kisi ke aage khud ko sop deti he.. lekin fir bhi bichari is uljan me hoti ki ye sahi he ya galat... lekin mard use ek baar nangi ho jane ke baad Bina chode jane nahi dega...aur bichari rote hue khud ki izzat luta degi...Bhai mummy ko raja uncle se milwao dono ko milwao pyar hone do lekin thukayi jaldi mat karwana
Haa bhai update doDon't worry about that...sab bahot aaram se hoga...koi bhi aurat ek din me kisi se nahi chud jati...is liye use khud se ladna padta he khud ke sansakar se, uske parvarish se...uske usolose...khud ke suhag se...aur fir vo kisi ke aage khud ko sop deti he.. lekin fir bhi bichari is uljan me hoti ki ye sahi he ya galat... lekin mard use ek baar nangi ho jane ke baad Bina chode jane nahi dega...aur bichari rote hue khud ki izzat luta degi...
Do comment... Accha Lage to bolo kua accha laga taki next update ko likha saku l..... aur kya bura laga kya improvement Karu...I just want to be good storytellerUpdate 08
Purani Yade aur nai Suruat
Maa ne kariban 5 min door Bell bajai lekin koi harkat na hue... Maa intezaar karte hue piche mudi to unki Nazar mumma bhaiya ki aakho se mil gai Jo abhi Tak ek Tak bas unko hi ghure ja rahe the .... Jese kisi bacche ko maa ka doodh se bhara hua stan dekh Raha... Lekin maa jese in sab se bilkul anjan thi..aur unko to bas saheli se milane ki talan thi....
Ek dam se jese aavaj aati he ki koi door ke paas aake khusur pusur kar Raha tha... lekin kuch thik se sunai de us se pahle to.. ek mard daravaja kholta he... dekhne me ek dam sadharan jesa... Pet nikal gaya tha...face par dag the...uska kala badan lungi baniyaan me jese saf dekh Raha tha... chati ke bal jese kabhi nikale na ho vese..
Maa ki jese uska badan dekh ke ghin Chad gai...ki Kitana batsurat he... Haa syad maa ne kabhi esa mard itna pass se dekha nahi tha.. maa papa ke pas pas bas High class log the... Jo khud ko bada maintain rakhte the...
Lekin dusri aur vo mard to jese khusi se uchal Raha tha ki esa khandani kasa hua maal uske aage khada he use to yahin nahi hue ki koi uske Ghar esi aurat bhi aa sakti he...aur mazare maa ke jism ke har ek kone par lag Rahi thi... kabhi maa ke gore gore pero ko dekhta.. kabhi unki exposed hue nabhi ko kabhi maa ke kase hue uroj ko...bas us ki himmat nahi hua ki maa ki aankho me aakhe dal ke dekh sake....
Maa - Madhu he kya..... Jiju...
Anil - (maa ki khubsurti ke sath sath unki mithi aavaj ka bhi Diwana ban Gaya tha...) Madhu madhu dekh kon aaya he...
Anil - ji aap Madhu ki bachapn ki saheli hona...(Anil kuch yaad kar ke bola)... Aayena madhu bas aa Rahi he...
Maa dheere dheere pure Ghar ko bas dekhe ja Rahi thi... Purana box vala tv... Purana pankha... Ghar ka paint jese salo se na hua ho...yaha vaha baccho ne diwar par drawing bana diya tha...ek balcony aur ek kitchen aur bas ye hall jaha maa bethi hue thi... Maa ek bed par bethi thi aur Anil ek plastic ki chair par... Jese hi maa bed par bethi unki saree halki si uper uth gai.. aur unke Makhan se mulayam per Anil ki aankho se Bach na pai...
In sab ke bich.. madhu ek simple aur purani saree me kitchen se aati he...aur aate hi maa ke gale se lag jati he.. aur dono saheliya jese rone lagi.... Maa ke badan se halki halki khusbu aa Rahi thi vahi madhu ke badan se maa ko bahot thodi durgandh aa Rahi thi...ek to madhu pura pashine se bhigi hue thi aur ek aur jani pahachani smell maa ko aai lekin unka Dhyan nahi Gaya Jada...
Madhu ko dekh ke saf saf dekh Raha tha ki dono Miya Biwi utani der se darwaja kyu nahi khol rahe the... Khule bal... Badan par yaha vaha katane ke nishan... Aakhon ka kajal fel Gaya tha... hotho ka lipstick jese kabhi der se chusa Gaya tha vesa dekh Raha tha...ek thakan madhu ki chal me dekha ja sakata tha...
Madhu - Pata kar aana tha na me lene AA jati tuje...aur aaj yaad aai tuje ha mari...
Maa - Yaad to kafi aati thi par tu na meri sadi me aai na kabhi milane...(aur maa ki aankh bhar aai)
Anil - Hum to aai the...( Aur tabhi madhu bich me bol ke Anil ko chup karava deti he)..
Madhu - Tab hue jaruri Kam se gaav Jana pada tha. Aur fir baccho aur Ghar me lag gai...
Aur ye bolate hue madhu ko vo din yaad aagaya jab vo aur uska husband Anil maa papa ki Sadi me aai the...
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Ek acchi khasi saree aur Anil ek uski sab se acchi vali pent shirt pahan ke.. Sadi ke hall ke aage aate he aur sab bade bade log ko dekh ke khud ko bahot chota mahasus karate he...
Dono ki bhi abhi abhi Sadi hue thi bas...dono gate par jate he Sadi ka Card ke kar....
Vaha papa sab ka personally welcome kar rahe the..unki family ke sath...
Papa ki Nazar un dono par Jai Jo papa ke class ke as pas bhi nhi the... Papa ko esa laga kese unke Ghar ki kamvali bai aur uska husband aaya ho..aur vo dono dekh ke hi chid gai...
Papa - Security un dono ko nikalo yaha se...unke liye dawat smane Medan me rakhi hena... muje ese low class log nahi chahiye koi... tum ko kis liye rakha he...
Security vala dono ko bolta he ki aap dono yaha nahi ja sakte... Smane khana kha lena...ye sun ke Anil...papa ke pas jata aur unko bol deta he ki " ye meri gharwali he aur ye Savitri ki bahot acchi saheli he ye..."
Aage kuch anil bol pata us se pahle to papa ne ek jordar chata Anil ke gal pae gad diya...aur vaha khade sab log bas unko dekhne lage...
Papa - (thappad mar ke) sale do kode ke adami...madarchod.. meri jaan ka nam lega...nikal yaha se.. aur ek kaamwali ko bhi le ja yaha se....
Anil ko itna gussa aaya ki ek baar to papa ka muh Tod de par... Ek to papa us se kahi guna kad me bade the..aur dusra unko ab aur bejat hone se acha yaha se chala Jana laga... aur jab Anil ne madhu ko dekh vo bichari papa ki uchi mardana aavaj sun ke rone lagi thi...
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Aur madhu Aaj bhi vo sab yaad kar ke rone jesi ho jati he...aur puch leti he...
Madhu - (thoda darte hue) jiju ko pata he tu yaha aai he...(maa ki akho ne jawab jese de diya tha)...
Maa - Nahi.. nahi aane dete muje akela yaha is liye nahi bola...
Anil - App ko esa bija bole nahi aana chahiye tha vo pareshan honge...
Anil thoda thoda khush tha ki maa kisi bole Bina aai he...vo aj bhi nahi bhula tha vo sab... Is liye Dil ke kisi kone me hi sahi usko jese sukun Mila ki jis bade Gharwali ke husband ne use hall Tak ne nahi aane Diya Tha vo aurat Aaj khud chup chup ke uske Ghar aai he... Anil ka porus jese usko bhataka raha tha... lekin vo ek accha Sarif adami tha.. bas dekhata ek dam ess tha ki... Koi gali ka Gunda ho... Maa bhi usko dekh ke comfortable feel nahi kar Rahi thi lekin ek hi room tha to vo bhi betha tha...
To be continued...