Part 86
Jis Tarah Se Harshal meri maa Ko Kutiya Banakar uski gand aur chut mein bari Bari se chode ja raha tha usko dekh kar lag Nahin raha tha ki yah Harshal ka Kafi time ke bad wala Chudai Hai. Aisa lag raha tha ki Harshal Ek pro Khiladi hai. Aur vah auraton Ko Kaise chodna hai vah acchi Tarah Se Jaanta hai. Kisi Ki Chudai Mein bich Mein bolane Se Koi fayda Nahin Hai. Aur ISI vajah se main Chup Raha. Mera khana to ho chuka tha. Per Harshal ki chudai Abhi Tak khatm Nahin hui thi. Meri maa Ko to Itna Bada land mil jaaye to usko Kisi Aur ki jarurat Nahin Hai. Dar Mujhe sirf is baat ka tha ki Kahin Harshal police department Se Juda Hua Na Ho. Kyunki Agar police ka lafada hua to lene ke dene pad sakte hain. Aur Vahi Main Nahin Chahta tha. Mujhe samajh mein nahin a raha tha ki mujhe karna kya chahie. Mera matlab hai Kis Tarah Se usse ugalvaun ki vah kya Raz chhupaye Baitha Hua Hai.
Kareeb 25 minut Tak vah Meri maa Ko thoke gaya. Aur aakhirkar jab mummy bhi thak gai aur Harshal bhi thak Gaya tab jakar usne Apna pura virya mummy ki chut mein nikal Diya. Donon ne ek dusre ko kiss Kiya. Aur FIR mummy ne apni nighty pahan Li. Aur Har Sal ne apne kapde pahan liya.
Harshal: Aapka bahut dhanyvad Sahab. Kitne mahinon bad Mujhe Aisi chudai karne ka mauka Mila.
Mai: Tu Bhale aisa bol raha ho ki tune Kain mahinon ke bad kisi Ki Chudai Ki Ho. Per Main Nahin manta. Sach batao ki tum kaun ho. Aur Tumhen Itni acche se Safai se chudai karna Kaise Aata Hai.
Maa: Mera bhi Yahi Manana hai jis Tarah Se Mere Badan ka istemal kar raha tha. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki maine sach mein kisi ko bahar se paise dekar chudwane Bulaya Hai.
Harshal: Aapko bhi maja Aaya. Aur Sahab ko bhi maja Aaya. Samajh Lo Ki yah mera ek interview type tha. Main Koi Zomato Mein Kam Nahin karta. Per main ek gigolo hu. Mujhe Khalid Bhai ne bheja. Khalid Bhai ne mujhe bola ki aap Log Yahan per Apna Ek Naya karobar Shuru karne ja rahe ho. Mujhe aapke vahan per kam de do.
Mai: Are bhai abhi tak hamen bhi koi Kam Nahin Mila. Hamare pass bhi Kuchh Nahin Hai. Iske liye ladke dhundh Ke Aane Honge. Abhi Abhi iska tie-up maine khalid ke dost ke sath Kiya. Tu kya ismein value add kar payega?
Harshal: Khali ka dost Yahin per rahata hai. Unke sath mein baat karunga. Per main aur aapki mummy donon Milkar Ek Achcha Sa duo bankar badhiya kam kar sakte hain. Logon Ko couple chahie. Ham donon Achcha couple Ban sakte hain.
Mai: Kyon bhai? Main kyon iska Pati hi hun. Main kyon iska couple Nahin Ban Sakta?
Harshal: Aap Fir Bhi Iske bete Ho. Main iska Pati ban kar rah sakta hun. Matlab Ki actualy ka Pati Nahin. Logon ki najron mein.
Mai: Han bhai koi baat nahin main samajh gaya Teri Baat. Per mujhe ek Karan batao ki yah plan ke liye Tumhen Main Apne Sath involve karun. Kyunki Mujhe Nahin Lagta ki Bina Koi plan Ke Tum Yahan per Aaye Honge. Hamare sath jodne se Hamen kya fayda ho sakta hai?
Harshal: Main ek corporator ka bhanja hun. Jis Tarah Ke contact Mere Hain use Tarah Ke contact Tumhare Nahin Honge. Khalid Bhai ne hi Mujhe Tumhari help karne ke liye bheja. Bich Mein Tumne Jiske bhi Sath koi bhi contract kiya ho. Usko Khalid Bhai Sambhal Lenge. Bus Mujhe Tumhari mummy ka Pati Banakar Rakhna hoga. Meri shaadi Karva dena duniya ki nazron mein.
Maa: Yah to hone se Raha. Yah To Nahin Ho payega. Pahle Tumhari Jaan pahchan Upar Tak Hogi. Per main apne bete ko chhodkar Kisi Aur ki patni Nahin Ban sakti. Main Iske bacche ki maa banne wali hun.
Harshal: Are baap re yah mujhe nahin Pata Tha. Theek hai To Meri offer revise karta hun. Duniya ki najron mein ham donon girlfriend boyfriend rahenge. Logon Ko Aisa lagne do ki Tumhari biwi affair kar rahi hai. To Logon Mein excitement banaa rahega. Iske Badle tum Yahan per ISI flat per rahakar dhandha kar sakti ho. Aur koi bhi kabhi bhi Tumhen Aakar dhandha karne se rokega nahin. Yah Mera Vachan hai. Tumhen is flat mein shayad dhandha karne se roka hoga. Main uski permission bhi dilva dunga. Yah permission Likhit Nahin Hoti. Per is society ka secretary mere Sath club Aata Hai.
Sala Hai dubla Patla. rof Aise Jhad raha hai ki Mano Aadha Mumbai iske Baap Ka Ho. Vaise Iske mama Ka To Hai. Jab kabhi bhi iske mama ko meri mummy ki jarurat padegi to vah to Bula Lega. Yah accept karne mein gadbadi to hai. Per ab Pani Mein Rahana hai to magarmacch se dosti bhi karni padegi. Maine plan Socha. Aur Maine Harshal Ke Samne Rakha.
Mai: Dost Tumhari help ke liye dhanyvad. Per Iske Karan Mera control meri mummy Ke Upar Se Chala Jaega. Jo Main Nahin Chahta. Main Apni mummy ka Malik hun. Aur Jaisa main kahunga Vaisa Hona chahie. Hamen dhandha karne ki koi Aisi jarurat Nahin Hai. Main To Mumbai Se Chala Jaunga. Kahin aur Jagah per jakar dhandha kar lunga. Main Chhote se Gaon per hi dhandha karne ka Soch Raha Tha. Yahan access Jyada Milta Hai isliye maine Mumbai Chuna. Upar Se khalid Ne Mujhe acchi offer bhi Karke Di. Tumne Jo offer Diye usse to Behtar offer khalid ke dost ne mujhe Di.
Harshal: Tum apna dimag Laga sakte ho. Kisi Ko Apna dimag Lagane Se Main Nahin rok Sakta. Per ek baat Soch lena main Tumhen vo access dunga ki Jiski vajah se shila Jo kamaegi vah pura Paisa Tumhara hoga.
Mai: To Iske Badle Mein Bhi Tumhen Kuchh chahie Hoga Na.
Harshal: Dekho main bahut sari bachelor party karta hun. Jahan per ladkiyan gigolo ko Bulati Hai. Vahan per bachelor party ladkon ki bhi hoti hai. Aur vah ladke young and energetic Hote Hain. Ho 50000 Se Jyada Tak dene ke liye ready ho Jaate Hain. Mujhe Kai Logon ne bola ki 2 lakh Tak de dunga aur ek acchi gharelu aurat Lekar aa. Aisa Ghar Ka Mal mere pass hai Nahin. Maine abhi taste kar liya. Yah perfect hai. Isko Lekar Bajar Mein utrenge To bahut Sare paise mil Jaenge.
Mai: Bhai Tu pahle bola ki Tujhe Main kam dilvau. Ab tu bol raha hai ki Tu Mujhe kam dilva sakta hai. Tu sach mein Yahan per karne kya aaya hai? Mujhe kuchh Samajh Mein Nahin a Raha. Tum Apna Kam karo main Apna Kam karta hun. Aur Khali Ne Tumhen Yahan per kis vajah se bheja. Ruko main Khali se direct baat kar Leta Hun.
Maine Khalid ko call lagaya.
Mai: Khalid Bhai yah Harshal Aaya Yahan per. Kya karna hai uska?
Khalid: Dekho yah Tumhari choice hai. Per Iske connection bahut Upar tak hai. Shila chhote mote Khiladiyon se chude usmein Tumhen Koi Jyada fayda Nahin hoga. Agar connection Banane Hai Upar Tak. Aur Jindagi Bhar baith kar sirf Masti karni hai to tumhare pass Ek Achcha mauka hai. Tum Is Tarah Se Socho ki Tumhari mummy shila bade Neta Logon ke sath ghumegi. Tum Jahan per bhi Hath rakhoge vah Tumhen mil jaega. Shila Tumhare Liye lakar laegi. Harshal ko Samjhane Ki dikkat Hai. Mujhe bolata hai vah samajhne ki jarurat Nahin Hai. Main jo bolata hun use suno. Harshal ke through Tumhen corporator ka access mil jaega. Corporator lobby mein ek Bar tumhari Maa ka naam a Gaya FIR vah log khud ek se dusre corporator ke bich Mein Tumhari Maa Ko ghumate Rahenge. Kahin per Kuchh Bhi mangne Nahin jana padega. Ghar Baithe Sab mil jaega.
Mai: Vah Sab to theek hai. Per yah Pati banne ki baat kar raha tha. Girlfriend boyfriend banne ki baat kar raha tha.
Khalid: Vah main use Samjha deta hun. Actually usko shaadi ki chul padi hai. Aur vah Kisi Ladki Ko dhundhi Raha Hai Shaadi karne ke liye. Per use pata nahin hai na ki teri Mummy teri hi biwi hai aur shaadi ke bad pregnant bhi ho gai hai. Uske bad Ko Chhod dena. Main usse baat kar Leta Hun. De usko phone.
Harshal Ne aur Khalid ne donon ne ek dusre se detail mein baat kar li. FIR Khalid ne mujhse baat ki.
Khalid: Main Apne pahle wale dost ko mana kar deta hun. Tum Yahan per deal kar lo. Yah Tumhare Liye sabse acchi deal Hogi. Aur kaise introduce karna hai vah maine Harshal ko Samjha Diya. Tum bilkul bhi tension mat lo. Ek Chhoti Si dikkat Hai. Isko Iske Ghar Se Nikal Diya Hai. Kyunki ghar mein Sabko pata chal gaya hai ki yah bhai sahab gigolo hai. Aur uske liye vah apne ghar mein hi Lad Baitha. To Ghar Se Usko nikal Diya. Uske mama ko Sab pata hai. Ulta uska mama hi usko Har Jagah per bhejta hai. Kyunki netaon ke bacche rev party Karte Hain. Aur Aisi bachelor party Bhi Karte Hain. Samajh jao ki kis level Tak ka access Mein Tumhen dilva raha hun. Ladka Achcha hai. Bus tu apne sath usko Rakhna. Ruko idhar banaa dete. Aisa karte hi Tumhen uske sath uske Mama Se Tumhari Jaan pahchan Ho Jayegi. Kyunki Jaise hi use Pata chalega ki uska bhanja bhi Idhar Hai. Kal Subah Tak vah a jaega.
Mai: Per abhi Maine Ek booking Li Hai. Tumhare dost ke sath
Khalid: Karna hai to kar lo vah. Per aage se Aise chhoti chhoti deal mat karna. Koi Bada Hath maro. Tumhare pass Waqt kam hai. Abhi Tumhari mummy ka pet ful jaega aur uske bad koi Chod Nahin payega. Aur FIR pata nahin Tumhari mummy chudai per Dhyan De padegi Ki Nahin. Abhi Waqt Hai acchi khasi kamai kar lo. Javani ka to tension Nahin Hai Mujhe. Tumhari man sada bahar hai.
Maine Baton ko acche se Samjha. Main sab samajh chuka tha ki Mujhe Kya Karna chahie. Isliye maine is plan Mein Shamil hone ke liye han bol diya. Harshal chutiya Ne yah Nahin bataya ki vah Apne Ghar Se Nikal Diya gaya hai. Sach mein isko bolna Nahin Aata. Iska dimag pata nahin Kis Tarah ka. Khalid Ne Mujhe acche se Samjha. Uski Baat galat To Nahin Hai. Chhote Hath Marne Se Achcha hai koi Bada Hath Maar lo. Mummy ko Mard Milte rahenge aur Mujhe paise Milte Rahenge. Itne Bade flat mein harsal ke liye Jagah to thi. Harshal ko Sula Diya. Aur ham donon Apne Kamre Mein a Gaye
Maa: Kya soch rahe ho?
Mai: Soch Raha Hun Ki Khalid Ki Baat to sahi hai. Uske hi plan per Amal Karte Hain. Chudai karne mein harshal kaisa hai?
Maa: Ekadam Mast tarike se chodta hai. Dekha Nahin Puri acchi Tarah Se Mujhe Khush Kar Diya. Thaka diya tha mujhe
Mai: To ab mere Land Ka Kya Hoga? Pal Rahe bacche ko bhi pata Chalna chahie na ki uska baap bhi uski Maa Ko chodta hai
Maa: Tumhen to maine kabhi chodne se Mana Thodi Kiya Hai? Tumhari vajah Se To Itni sari Khushi mil rahi hai mujhe.
Maine mummy ko Bistar per Sula Diya. Aur uske upar Aakar bahut hi acchi Tarah Se passionate sex Kiya. Use Raat Raat Ko 3:00 baje tak main mummy ko acche se chodta Raha. Alag alag position mein mummy ko Puri Tarah Se santusht Kiya. Vaise Mummy ki chut ful chuki thi. Jo Har Bar Ki Tarah ful Jaati Hai. Aur iski vajah se tight bhi bahut Ho Jaati Hai. Koi Mummy Ko Chod Le Uske bad Agar Main chodun to Mere land ko Jyada maja aata hai vah maine notice kar liya tha. Kyunki Is Tarah Se karne se mummy Ko Main Achcha Sa pain de sakta tha. Aur Jab Dard Milta hai meri mummy ko to Aur Bhi Khubsurat aur Hasin Lagti Hai.
Dusre Din maine mummy ko Sone Diya. Main Bahar aaya aur Harshal ke sath batchit Karne Laga.
Harshal: Mere Mama Ji abhi thodi der Mein Yahan per a rahe hain.
Mai: Are Itna jaldi Kyon a raha hai? Use bolo na ki dopahar ke bad aaye
Harshal: Vah dekhne a Raha Hai Ki Main Kahan per hun. Maine bataya shila ke bare mein. Bahut Bade tharki insan hai. Jarur dekhne aaenge.
Mai: Mummy to Abhi so rahi hai.
Harshal: Maine Tum donon ko pati patni bataya hai. Mummy Shabd ka use mat karna.
Mai: Theek hai per vah abhi so rahi hai na.
Harshal: Koi baat nahin use Aane to do. Aate hi vah Kisi Bistar per jakar chodne Nahin lagte. Vah patane ki koshish Karenge.
Mai: Chalo acchi baat hai meri mummy ko Ek Naya task mil jaega. Usko bhi maja aaega.
Ham batchit kar rahe the ki utane mein corporator chirag a Gaya.
Harshal: Aaiae mamaji. Ghar dhundhne Mein Koi dikkat Nahin Hui na?
Chirag: Mere Kafi dost Yahin per Rahte Hai. Meri Jankari wali hi society hai. Badhiya society hai. Yahan per Kis Tarah Se Aana hua?
Harshal: Khalid ke through
Chirag: Matlab yah sab Khalid ke dost hain.
Harshal: Han
Chirag: Khalid Ne Bheja Hai To Soch samajhkar hi bheja hoga. Khalid ke dost matlab hamare dost. Tumne ine Logon Ko sari baten Bata Di?
Harshal: Maine abhi tak Kuchh Nahin bataya.
Chirag: Kya naam hai tumhara?
Mai: Jagdish
Chirag: Dekho jagdish main Ek sex racket chalata hun. Rev party bhi karvata hun. Vah Sab kam karvata hun jo duniya ki najron mein Paap hai. Per darasal reality hai. Aur Usi mein tum kya madad kar paoge mujhe nahin pata? Per Har Sal Ne Tumhen Chuna Hai matlab Kuchh To Hogi tumhare mein baat. Aur Harshal ko Khalid ne bola hai aur vah bhi aise Shandar society mein. To Jarur Kuchh tum mere kam ki Insan Ho. Sorry main Sidhi baat karta hun.
Mai: Koi baat nahin Chirag ji. Mujhe sidhi baat karne wale Jyada pasand hai. Peeth Mein Khanjar bhokne wale mujhe bhi Pasand Nahin Hai. Meri Patni hai Shila. Jo actually mein meri mummy hai. Maine use Chod Chod Kar pregnant kiya hai. Uske Badan Ka upyog Karke maine kai Sare Khel Khele Hain. Abhi Mera pura Dhyan Uske abhi tak Jawan Sharir se paise kamane ka hai. Abhi pregnant Hue 2 Mahina Hi Hua Hai. To hamare pass waqt hai. Per main aire gaire Logon ke pass Nahin chudwana Chahta. Main Chahta Hun Ki aapki lobby Mein Shamil Ho Jaaye.
Chirag: Harshal ne mujhe kuchh aur bataya tha. Per Mujhe Achcha laga ki tumne jo tha vah Munh per bol diya. Tu sahi mein Achcha madrachod hai.
Mai: Aapko tajjub Nahin Hua Ki Main Apni Maa Ko chodta hun?
Chirag: Mere pass Aise Kai teenager aate Hain jo bolate Hain Ki usko apni mummy Jyada pasand hai. Aur kuchh Aise bacchon ko bhi Jaanta hun jisne apni mummy ko choda bhi hai. Mere Liye yah Nain Baat Nahin Hai. Per Meri biradari Mein dalne ke liye mujhe usko pahle dekhna Padega. Usko acche se chodunga. Mujhe theek Lagi to main dusre corporator ko dunga. Kyunki ham corporator Ka Swad alag Hota Hai. Ham vah chijen Karvate Hain Jo Aam Insan sochte Bhi Nahin Hai. Aur isiliye ham log neta log nirlaj Hote Hain. Pahle main Apna Bistar garam karvaunga. Uske bad Mujhe Achcha Laga to dusron ko recommend karunga. Vaise bhi ham Logon ki common Jo randi thi vah aB dusre Shahar Mein Chali gai hai. Vah bhi gharelu thi. Aur sali natak bahut karti thi. Ham log Nahin Aurat dhundh hi rahe the. Iska Ek demo le lenge. Uske bad Tay Karte Hain ki isko Main Apni vah wali randi se replace karu Ki Nahin.
Mai: Abhi to so rahi hai. Per Main Usko abhi Bula Leta Hun. Kyunki nind Mein vah Aur Bhi Khubsurat lag rahi hai.
Chirag: Kyon?
Mai: Ek kam karo aap andar chale jao. Vah bhi nangi hi hai. Der Raat Tak Main Usko Chod raha tha.