Sonu:-Meri jindagi ke bare mein mujhse jyada Kaun jaanta hai,,, itne sal Ho Gaye hamen kam karte hue,,
,, FIR Sonu kuchh thodi der sochne ke bad kahta Hai,,
Sonu:-achcha yaar ek baat bata tu itna tagada Hai Bus rang ka hi asar Hai,, tune Aaj Tak kabhi koi ladki se dosti nahin ki,,
,, main samajh gaya tha ki Sonu is tarah ki baten Karega,, fir bhi Main Phone nahin Kat raha tha aur बार-बार Phone ko dekh raha tha phone chalu tha mummy ne bhi phone nahin kata tha,, mujhe lagta tha ki mummy hamari baat sun rahi ho,, FIR main kuchh sochte Hain bade hi udaas leji mein kahta hun,,
Rohan:-nahin bhai upar wale Ne kismat hi aisi banai hai ki lagta hai jindagi mein kabhi Kisi ka Sath nahin milega,,
Sonu:-achcha chal Koi nahin sabki Sath kuchh Na kuchh hota Hi Hai''udaas,,, mat ho yaar main to ek Dosti ke naate tujhse poochh raha tha'Bura Na Mane to ek baat aur poochho to Mera saccha dost Hai per main tujhe manta bhi hun Kya tu Sach Sach bataega'''
,, main kuchh der sochte hue,,
Rohan:- Teri baat ka kya hai Bura manana'' kya Janna chahta hai bol???
Sonu:-kya tune kabhi kisi ki chut Mari hai???
,, Sach Sach batana,,
,, Sonu Ne Jaise hi mujhse yah kaha Maine turant mobile ki screen per dekha,,, call abhi bhi Kati nahin Thi iska matlab tha ki maa hamari baten sun rahi thi,, yah sab mere Sath pahli bar ho raha tha aur Main yah karna bhi chahta tha,, Magar mere sharir ke sabhi rongte khade ho rahe the,, FIR main Sonu ke chehre ko kuchh der dekhta rahata hun aur Badi soch samajhkar kahta,,
Rohan:-yah to kya bol raha hai tu ja yahan Se mujhe kam karne De,,, Maine yah isliye bola tha taki Man Ko Na Lage ki Main bhi is tarah ki baten karta hun,, kyunki Shayad uska reaction Aisa hoga yah baat sunkar
,, tabhi Sonu Ne Mera hath pakda aur FIR bola,,
Sonu:-dekh yaar Main jaanta Hun to is tarah ki baten nahin karta Magar Main Tera saccha dost hun please bata mujhe??
,, ab main soch raha tha ki mummy is bare mein kya soch Rahi hogi mere Dil ki Dhadkan Badi hui thi FIR main Sonu ke chehre ko dekhte hue kahta hun,,
Rohan:-nahin maine abhi tak n nahin kiya,,
Sonu:-tab kya tera kabhi man nahin karta itni umra a gai hai teri mujhe dekh mere do bacche bhi hain:,, 8 sal shaadi ko ho gaye hain,, Lekin abhi bhi Main apni gharwali ke jab bhi chot maarta hun ek Raat mein 3-4 bar karta hun,, kyunki yaar jab Se Mili Hai Aisa lagtaa hai,, ki Main chut ke Bina rah nahin Sakta,,, कभी-कभी to jab jyada man Karta Hai to Main apni wife ko batata hun,, Babu mujhe phone per hi baton se santusht kar deti hai,,
,, ab main so raha tha ki ine sab baton ka maa per kya asar hoga,, kya yah baten sunkar vah mere bare mein soch Rahi hogi,, FIR Maine baat Ko aage badhate hue Sonu ki or dekh Kar chakit hokar poochha,,
Rohan:-phone per santusht hai yah kaise ho sakta hai???
Sonu:-yaar itna bhi bhula mat Ban jaise ki tu jaanta Hi Na Ho,, Magar han Teri to koi girlfriend nahin Hai tujhe kaise pata hoga nahin to kabhi phone se kisi se baat karta hai aur ladki aur aurat,,, Khair main mutthi Marne ki baat kar raha hun ye Kiya hoga ya yah bhi nahin jaanta,,,
,, Maine FIR phone ki taraf dekha phone abhi tak kata nahin tha na Hi udhar Se Koi awaaz a rahi thi,, parantu mujhe normal hi maa ki Sanson ki awaaz sunai de rahi thi,, Jo bahut hi dhimi dhimi thi,, FIR main kuchh sochte hue Sonu se,,
Rohan:-nahin yaar maine nahin kiya to Jaan yahan se,,
Sonu:-yah kya bol raha hai tu kya sach mein tune mutthi bhi nahin mare Aaj Tak?? To sab jaanta hai sale mujhse chhupa raha hai jab ladkon ko chut nahin milati to mutthi maar kar apni ichcha Puri karte Hain,, Aisa Ho nahin Sakta ki is umra Tak bhi tune kabhi mutthi Na mare Ho,,
,, Aisa nahin tha ki maine kabhi mutthi Na mare Ho ek do bar maine kiya tha lekin mujhe bahut Dard hua tha isliye main yah Kam nahin Karta tha,, kabhi kahani padhte hue Maine ek aad bar Aisa Kiya lekin mujhe bahut Dard hua teen din tak isliye maine nahin Karta tha,, uske bad main Sonu se kuchh nahin bolata chup ho jata hun aur kuchh sochne lagta,,
Sonu:-Ghar chhod Kitna mat soch mujhe lagta hai meri baten tujhe acchi nahin lag Rahi Main to bus Tere bare mein Janna chahta tha,,, ho sakta hai to Main Na kiya ho tabhi to tu itna tagada hai, shaadi se pahle main bhi nahin Karta tha lekin mujhe to meri wife ne bataya,,,
Rohan:-wife ne kya usko pata hai yah sab,, shaadi se pahle yah sab janti thi vah,,
Sonu:-abe nahin yaar yah to sab jante hain lekin Maine Jaan poochh Kar usse poochha tha fir usne koi video search karke mujhe Tarika bataya phone per yah kaise santusht kiya jata hai: kyunki vah mujhe pareshan nahin dekh sakti bahut pyar karti hai na mujhse***aur uske Aaj Phone per sunkar uske batane ke tarike Se Main jaldi jud jata hun,, chal theek hai tu baith main chalta hun Shayad Meri baten tujhe acchi nahin lagi,,
,, itna kah kar Sonu jaane lagta hai aur FIR kuchh der aage jaane ke bad soch kar mudta hai aur mujhse kahta Hai,,,
Sonu:-achcha yah bata kya tune kabhi Kisi ladki aurat ki chut Dekhi Hai,,,
Rohan:-nahin maine kabhi nahin Dekhi yaar Meri kismat mein jab hoga ho jaega ho sakta hai jivan aise hi ji kar chala jaaun,,, maine bahut hi udaas Man Se kaha,,,
,, main yah sab baten apni mummy ko Suna raha tha taki vah Meri feeling samajh saken kyunki mere dimag mein kahani padhne ke bad Keval mummy hi chal rahi thi,, Jo 20 sal se apni javani Kat rahi thi Keval mere liye usne dusri shaadi bhi nahin ki ki mujhmein per Kisi ki galat nigana pade,, ab hai mere bare mein kya soch Rahi hogi yah to vahi janti Thi mujhe Keval uski Sanson ki awaaz a rahi thi lekin phone abhi tak nahin kata tha,, main is baat se Khush tha ki vah meri baten sun rahi hai,,
Sonu:-chal theek hai main chalta Hun to kam kar Teri kismat bhi ek n ek din kshma ki jayegi agar upar wale mein Sath Diya to paise to tu kamata Hi Hai Jo bhi Hai padha likha Hai ek na ek din to fir bhi shaadi Hui jayegi,, ho sakta hai shaadi se pahle hi Teri ichcha Puri Ho jaaye Shayad tujhe bhi Koi pasand Kar Le,,
Rohan:-ab sale mujhe hi tumhen Kale ka lute aur bhains Se Jaise ko Kaun pasand Karegi,, aap apni kismat mein yah sab kahan tujhe dekha har sal se maje le raha hai,,
Sonu:-to Kya hua sale mutthi to maar hi sakta hai,, chal theek hai to Apne body per Dhyan Den UN chijon se sharir kamjor ho jaega Tera,,
,, itna kahkar Sonu chala jata hai aur Main soch mein baitha tha FIR maine phone ki screen Ko dekha call abhi bhi Kati nahin thi,, Main Phone dekh Kar samajh gaya tha ki mummy hamari baten sun rahi Hai tabhi Maine himmat karke Ham dhadkate hue dil ke sath,,
Rohan:-hello ma.....ma...maa..
,, lekin udhar Se Koi awaaz nahin I aur turant hi call cut gai,,,