धन्यवाद आपका।
धन्यवाद आपका।
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Raat me der tak jagne ke karan main der se tha. fress hokar niche aaya to sabhi haal me baithe the. Sarita didi rasoi me thi. Thodi der baad sab nashta karne lage to Sarita didi ne kaha.
Sarita di- Papa ek baat kahni hai aapse. Plz naraz mat hona.
Papa- Are beta kaho kya baat hai.
Sarita di- papa wo kya hai na ki meri shadi to abhi 6-7 mahine hone se rahi to main soch rahi hoon ki tab tak main thoda zim me exersize hi kar loon. Kahi baithe baithe shadi tak moti na ho jau.
Papa- Are ye to achhi baat hai apni sehat ka bhi dhyan rakhna chahiye.
Main- ye aapne bilkul sahi socha didi. Waise bhi aap moti ho gai ho.(unki sine ko ek nazar dekhkar). Chaliye main aapko kisi ache zim me admission karwa doonga.
Sarita di- to uske liye bahar kya jaungi. Tumhare kamre me hai na zim ka saman to main usi se kar lungi aur tu mujhe sikhaega.
Main(bahana marte huwe)- Main kaise. Mujhe samay nahi hai. aur itni moti ho ki aap apni fitness ke chakkar me meri fitness kharab kar dengi.
Sarita di- Papa aap kahiye na bhi se ki mujhe sikhaye.
Papa- Abhi tumhari didi thik kah rahi hai. bahar jakar zim karne se achha hai ki use ghar me tum hi guide kar do.
Sarita di- Thank you papa. Ek baat aur karni thi papa.
Papa- Haan bolo beta.
Sarita di- wo main ye bol rahi thi ki jab tak shadi nahi ho jati tab tak aap mujhe four whealer chalana sikha de to achha tha.
Papa- dekho beta. Mere paas to samay hai nahi. Tum aisa karo Abhi ke sath chali jana sikhne.
Main- Ab ye bhi main hi karu. Lekin mujhe samay hi kaha rahega.
Papa- Tum use sham ko le jana gadi sikhane.
Main- thik hai papa jaisa aap kahe.
Sarita di- Thank you papa.
Main- Aur mujhko thank you kaun bolega. Akhir main hi to aapko sikhaunga sab kuchh.
Sarita di- Jab mujhko sabkuchh sikha doge to tumko bhi thank you bol dungi.
Uske baad sabhi ne apna Nashta finish kiya main apne kamre me aa gaya aur bahar jane ke liye taiyar hone laga. tabhi Sarita di mere kamre me aayi. Unke hanth me jhadu aur pochha tha. wo mere kamre ki safai karne aayi thi. Maine jab unko dekha to unse kaha.
Main- Kya baat hai didi apki tabiyat to thik hai na (itna bolkar maine unke mathe par apni hatheli rakh di)
Sarita di- Haan meri tabiyat ko kya hona hai.
Main- mujhe laga shayad aapki tabiyat kharab hai kyonki aaj shayad aap pahli baar mere kamre ki safai karne aai hain.
Sarita di-(narazgi ke sath) Agar tujhe mera aana achha nahi laga to main ja rahi hoon.
Main- Are meri pyaari didi Aap to baat baat pe naraz ho jati hain main to ye kah raha tha ki main apne kamre ki safai kar di hain.
Sarita di- Aaj ke baad tu apne kamre ki safai nahi karega. Ab ye kaam main karungi.
Main- Are waah didi. Aapme itna badlav. Aakhir chhakkar kya hai.
Sarita di-Koi chakkar nahi hai. wo kuchh din baad meri shadi ho jaegi. To main tumse door ho jaungi. Aur to mujhe bhool jaega Main chahti hoon ki jane se pahle apne bhaai ko har khushi doon. Itna pyaar doon ki wo mujhe kabhi bhi bhool na paye.
Main- itna pyaar karti ho kujhse aap aur ye kaisi baate kar rahi hain aap di. Aap koi bhulne ki cheez ho kya jo main aapko bhool jaunga.
Sarita di- Achha. main koi chhez hoon kya
Main- Are didi wahi to main kah raha hoon ki kya aap koi cheez ho jo main aapko bhool jaunga. Aap to meri pyari bahan hain aapko main kabhi nahi bhool sakta.
Sarita di- to thik hai. aaj ke baad tumhare sare kam main karungi.
Main- Sare kaam karengi mere.
Sarita di- Haan tere sare kaam karungi. Tere kapde wagairah sab dhul dongi.
Iske baad didi jhhadu lagane lagi. unhone ek loose aur bade gale ki t-shirt pahni hui thi. Jhukne ke karan didi ki jalim chuchiya chalakkar samne aa gayi.
main unki chuchiyo ko dekhne laga. main aaj bade dhyan se unki chuchiyo ko dekh raha tha. maine dekha ki unki dono chuchiyo par same jagah par til the. Jo unki chuchiyo ko aur haseen aur kamuk bana rahe the. Unki chuchiyo ko dekhte huwe mera lund sir uthane laga. jhhadu lagate huwe didi ne meri taraf dekha to meri nazar apni chuchiyo par dekh kar unki chehre par ek halki muskan ki lakeer aakar chali gai. didi ne mujhe apni chuchiyo ko nazara karate huwe puchha.
Sarita di- bade bade hain na Abhi.
Main- Haan didi bade bade hain. (fir unki aankho me dekhkar) magar kya bade bade hain.
Sarita di- ye jo rakha huwa hai ye bade bade hain na. waise kya kahte hain inko.
Main- Ye dumbal hai didi. Isi se hadpractic hoti hai.
Sarita di- Achha main kal kitne baje zim karne ke liye aau.
Main- pura din pada hai jab bhi aapka man ho aa jaiye ga. Lekin agar early morning aaenge to main aapki thodi bahut madad bhi kar dunga sikhne me.
Sarita di- thik hai main kal subah jaldi hi aa jaugi.
Mujhse baat karte huwe. Apni chuchiyo ko bharpur deedar mujhe karate huwe didi ne tab tak jhhadu laga liya tha. uske baad wo bahar gai aur balti me thoda pani aur kapda lekar aayi aur pochha lagane ke liye baith gayi. ab jo nazara meri aankho ke samne tha use dekhkar to mere land ne ek sath kai jhatke khaye Sarita didi ne pochha lagate samay apne ek pair ke ghutne par apni ek chuchi ka bhaar rakh diya tha. didi ki itna jalim chuchiyo ka bhaar shayad unka ghutna sambhal nahi saka isliye unki ek chuchi bra samet t-shirt se unke gale ki taraf chali gait hi. Didi kabhi kabhi nazar uthakar meri taraf dekh leti thi aur fir apne kam me lag jati. Thodi der aise hi unki chuchiyo ko dekhne ke baad maine kaha.
Main- Bahut hi ache hain didi. Ekdam tareef ke kabil.
Sarita di- Kya kaha.
Main- Main ye bol raha hoon ki aapki safai bahut achhi hai ekdam tareef ke kabil.
Sarita di- Haan mujhe har cheez me saf safai bahut pasand hai. mujhe har cheez chamakati hui achhi lagti hain.
Main- Haan didi wo to dikh raha hai bahut jyada.
Sarita di- Kya kaha tune.
Main- Saaf safai bahut jyada dikh rahi hai. aur aapko ho kya gaya hai. aap koi baat samajh hi nahi pati.
Sarita di- (hanste huwe). AB main teri tarah samajhdar nahi hoon na. isliye jaldi samajh me nahi aati.
Main- Achha didi ek baat batao aapki shadi to ho nahi paai to kya aapko jeeja ji ki yaad aati hai. aap unko kitna pyar karti hain
Sarita di- Haan aati hai na. aakhir wo mere hone wale pati hain. aur pati ko pyaar to karte hain na.
Main- ye to galat hai didi. Jo yaha hai use to aap pyaar nahi karti aur jo door hai use aap pyaar karti hain.
Sarita di- main to tumse bhi bahut pyaar karti hoon. Lekin lagta hai ki tum mujhse pyaar nahi karte.
Main- Ab aap bilkul bhi chinta mat kare didi. Main pagal tha jo aapke pyaar ko samajh nahi paya. Lekin main ab aapko itna pyaar karunga ki aap jeeja ji ko bhool jaengi.
Main didi se baat bhi kar raha tha. aur unki chuchiyo ko bhi dekh raha tha. aur taiyar bhi ho raha tha. main taiyar hote huwe apne balo me lagane ke liye creem nakali aur jaise hi main usko lagane laga creem meri ungali se fisalkar seedhe didi ki gale tak nikli aadhi chuchiyo par ja giri. Jise didi ne bhi dekha aur meri taraf dekhne lagi. to maine bhi ek bold step liya aur jhukkar unki aankho me dekhte huwe apni hatheli ko didi ki chuchiyo par rakha. Didi bhi meri aankho me dekh rahi thi. Maine unki aankho me dekhte huwe apni hatheli ko unki chuchiyo par ragadte huwe creem utha li. Mere aisa karne se didi ke sarir me ek shihran daud gai. unka jism kaamp gaya. wo meri aankho me dekhte huwe boli.
Sarita di- Ye kya badtamizi thi abhi.
Main- maine kya badtmizi ki didi. Wo creem gir gai thi to usi ko utha raha tha.
Sarita di- (apni chuchiyo ki taraf ishara karke) Lekin yaha se uthana jaruri tha kya. Tu fir se nahi nikal sakta tha creem.
Main- aap agar kahe to main aapke liye hamesha creem nikal sakta hoon. Lekin wo kya hai na didi ki main aapki saf suthri cheez ko ganda nahi karna chahta tha isliye maine creem utha li. Agar aapko bura laga ho to sorry.
Sarita didi meri is baat ko sunkar hansne lagi. unke sath main bhi hansne laga. thodi der baad maine unki chuchiyo ko fir se dekhte huwe kaha.
Main- Achha didi ab main ja raha hoon. Bye.
Uske baad main ghar se bahar aaya aur apne kam par chala gaya.
Iske Aage ki Kahani Agle Bhag mein..
