Romance Mohabbat Se Nafrat

[Qaatil]

Dekhiye Rajni j Hum ap ko wo zameen nehi de sakte pichaly 15 saal se wo hamare pass ha ap ke liye acha yehe ho ga ka ap apna case wapas le li

Wo Zameen mere pati n apni kamai se kharidi ha ap n os pr kabza kr rkha tha or me koi pagal nehi hn jo wo zameen ap ko de do Mr Partap jo k os admi ka naam tha

Partap: Wo Zameen to ap hum se le nhi sekti pichly 15 saal se case chal rha ha lekin abhi tak ap jeet nehi saki dekhaye wakil sahab ab ap hi an ko Samjaye hum os k badle inhe kuch paise de sakte ha

Wakil: Deky Rajni Madam Partap Sir se baat ki ha wo is mamale ko settle kr sakte hn wo ap ko os zameen k 20 Lakh Rupee Dene ko Tayar ha

Mera to jese sir he Ghum gya akir ho kya rha ha yaha pr kon se zameen ki baat kr rhi ha maa or mujhe is bare me pata kyu nehi

Rajni: Dekhe Wakil Sahab wo mere pati ki akri nishani thi me wo zameen inhe ase nehi de sakti

Wakil: Me ap k baat samaj rha hn lekin inhone os zameen pr paise lagaye ha shandar ghar banaye ha ab wo ase hi to nehi de sakte ap ko

Rajni: M ache s janti hn os jagah ki Value kya ha or ap mujhe os k 25 lakh de rha jo kuch b nehi

On me se ek 3rd admi jo tab ka chup betha tha wo bola dekhe mere pass ek idea ha jo apko manzoor ho ga

Pratap: Maish Kis bare m Baat kr rhe ho

Manish: Dekho Mene Kuch Socha ha

Kya Wakil Shahb ne kha

Manish: Dekhi Rajni J Humare ghar ko to ap ne dekha hi hoga

Rajni: Ha Dekha Ha

Manish: Os k sath Gerage ha or ek kamra bhi ha bahr k tarf

Rajni: Ha pr Mujhi os se kya

Manish : dekhe wo jo jagah ha kafi bari ha wo ham ap ko de sakte ha

Rajni: Are ap mujhe pagal samj rhe ha meri h jagah me se thori se jagah mujhe de rhe ha

Manish: Dekhe hum ne os jagah pr paise lagaye ha or ap b ab ye jan chuke ho gye k hamari marzi k bina ap wo jagah nehi le skti agr hum chahe tu 15 saal or lga skte ha.

Manish: Ye Offer Limited Time k liye ha zara soch le ummid ha ap na nehi kre gi ye bol kr wo uth gya or sath dosre log b

Ab mujhe pata chal gya k wo log jane wale h to m jaldi se waha se hat gya or wo log chale gye on k jane k baad thori deer bad mom bi chali gye

Ab m bhe office se bahr a gya or sochne laga akhir ye kya rha ha abhi me inhe socho me gum tha achanak mobile k ring baji m ne dekha to vinay ka phone tha me n phone utaya

Vinay:Bhai kha reh gya to Jaldi a vo Kallu muj br badk rha ha

Soham: Bhai bas a hi rha ho

Vinay: Bhai jaldi ana

Os k baad me gerage k trf chal pada ab m pore raste yehi soch rha tha k papa k agr koi zameen thi to maa ne os bare me mujhe kyu nehi btaya

Gerage punch kr b mai inhe socho mai gum rha ma jald jald kam khatam kr k sham ko hi ghar punch gya . jab ghar gya to maa ne darwaza khola to mujhe dekh kr pocha kya baat ha aj itni jaldi me n koi jaqab nehi diya ander chala gya or chup kr k beth gya.Maa mere pass aye or pocha beta kya baat ha me n kha zaroori to nehi ha k hr baat ap ko btao me n gusse m kha. Maa muj ye to aj kis trha baat kr rha ha mujse

Mai: Abhi Mera Baat krne ka Mood Nehi ha

Maa: Mai dekh rhi ho jab se aya ha gusse me ha aj se pehle to kabhi mujse aise baat nehi krta tha

Mai: ha to mujhe kya pta tha k app mujse baate b chupti ha

Maa: Kya Baat chupai me n Tujse

Mai:Papa K bare mai

Maa: tere papa k bare m konse baat tumse chupai

Mai: Mujhe Maloom ha papa k zameen ha

Maa: Mera aisa kehte h maa k chere k rang ud gye or wo dam se pas kursi m beth gye

Maa: Kis Za..Za..Men k baat kr rhe maa preshan hote boli

Mai: mujhe sab pta chal gya ha papa k zameen k bare m or kisi pratap n os pr kabza kiya ha

Maa: kis n btaya tujhe

Mai: kisi n bhi nehi aj jab me bazar me kuch tools lene gya to wha ap ko dekha prhle heiran hoa pr ap ko follow kiya office k ander ap k sari baate suni h maine

Maa: Meri Baat sun k maa bas chup rhi kuch nehi boli sir neechy zhuka liya

Mai: Mujhe ap se ye umeed nehi thi ap itni bari baat mujhe btaye gi b nehi

Maa: Beta to abhi chota ha

Mai: Kha Chota ho 18 Saal ka to hu

Mai: Kon ha wo log jinho ne hamari zameen pr kabza kiya ha

Maa: Beta mujhe maaf krde me n tuhje ye baat chupai

Mai: Akir Kyu or pori Baat Btaye

Maa: Beta jab to 3 Saal ka tha tab tere papa ne wo zameen kharidi thi tab wo ek khali jagah thi or mamoli se os k khemat thi Magr Aj waha bohat bara town ban gya ha Golden Town

Mai: Maa ne jese hi town ka naam liya mera muu heraingi k mara khula rh gya kyuka wo Mumbai ka sab se posh area tha waha city k sab se Ameeer log rehty ty or os jagah ki kemat caroro me thi

Maa: Pratap wahi ha jis se tere pap ne zameen kharidi thi kuch document pr sign ho gaye the or kuch pr baki the onhe dino me tere papa ki mout ho gye or pratap ki nayat badal gyi os n kha k wo zameen abhi tere papa ne kharidi he nehi ha tab se m case court le kr chali gye lekin abhi tak koi faisala nehi hoa ha

Mai:pr Maa ap n mujhe is k bare me kyu nehi bataya

Maa: ma chati ti k tu in sab se door rhe

Mai:ap ne kisi wakil se baat ki

Maa: ha kai se par sab ka yehi kehna ha k hum ye case nehi jeet sakte kyuke sare document pr sign nehi hoye thy

Mai: Ab me bhi soch me parh gya kyuki thra tu mujhe b maloom tha k sare dacument nehi ha hamare pass or on se case b nehi jeet sakte kyuki on k pass paisa bohat ha

Maa: beta ye lo mere wakeel ka address os se ja kr baat kr lena

Mai: Acha theek ha or me jake lai gya

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Dusri Tarf

Pratap: Mere Bhai ye tu ne kya offer rakhi ha mujhse pooche begair khi to pagal to nehi ho gya abe wo 2 kodi k log hamare ghar me rahe gye

Manish: Me n jo b hi kya soch samaj kr jya ha

Pratap:ha mujhe tera pata h kya gharibo wali soch ha teri

Manish: To kya chata ha to is case k wajah se hamari itni bari deal hath se chali jaye age b ek deal is case ki wajah se gye ha

Pratap: to me kya 25lakh de kr case khatam nehi krwa sakta tha

Manish: Abe pass rak 25 lac apne tujhe os k zaroorat ha or na h jagah dene k

Pratap: me samja nehi kuch zameen to ose ab deni h pare g

Manish: Abe baat sun me n ose zameen kha is liye kha tha k wo man jaye or ek bar yeh deal pori honede os k baad dekhna kese dekhe mar kr nikalta

Prata: pr kese hum to onhe wo zameen naam kr k de gye

Manish: os k tension na le tu wo me n on k wakeel ko apni trf kr liya ha Fake paper bna k de gye one

Mai: Gerage se chutti kr k wakeel se milne aya tha wakeel n mujhe bataya k hum legal tarike se zammen nehi le sakte paisa wo age h bohat kam de rhe ha os ne mujhe deal lene k liye kha me b o ski baat man li

Mai: Ghar a ke maa ko batya jo wakeel ne bataya tha ma n thora socha or phir wo bhi man gye

Maa: Beta ab hum gharib on se jeet to nehi sakte jo thori jagah mil rahi ha wo le lety ha

Mai: hmm

Aise he din guzarte gaye or kuch dino baad wo zameen b maa k nam ho gye wakeel n khagzi karwai pori k.ab hum soch rhe the k wo jagah k kre kya kyuke ye makhan b agle mahene khali krna tha to hum ne socha k hum wo wali jagah shift ho jaye gye

Aj me apna kam kr rha tha k jab vinay aye are bhai mubarak ho ab to naye ghar ja rhe ho me ne ose is bare m bta diya tha. Lekin bhai ek baat pr naraz ho.kon se bhai yaar abhi tak tumne wo ghar nehi dekhaya mujhe

Mai: Oh wo abhi tak to maine b nehi dekha

Vinay: kya baat kr rha ha bhai to ne abhi tak apna ghar nehi dekha

Mai: Ab jo soch ha wo he bol rha ho

Vinay: Chal ek kam kr tera ghar dekhne chalte ha

Mai:Pr mujhe to sirf town ka pta ha ghar ka nehi

Vinay: Koi nehi wha ja kr maloom kr le gye

Mai: Pr Malik Ka kya

Vinay:Abe chod os kallu ko aj wo nehi aya ose kya maloom chale ga

Maik bhai (dil to mera b kr rha tha ghar dekhene ko)

Vinay: Chal phir

Mai or vinay chal pare auto pr jab hum waha gye to town k bhr auto ruka auto wale ko paise de kr hum gate k pass gaye sala ye kya ha vinay heiran ho gya wohi halaat meri thi aisa lag rha tha kisi or duniya me age ho town bohut h khubsoraat bna hoa tha aisa lag rha duniya ka sara paisa is pr h lga diya hn bare bare ghar ya one mahal he khna acha ho ga

Vinay: Are Bhai kasam se teri to nikal pari to to jannat me agaya

Mai: bhai mujhe khud yaqeen nehi a rha hum yaha rhe gye

Vinay: Are to kr le ab wo suna nehi ha oper wala jab deta deta chapar paar k

Guard to hume dekh rha tha abe tum dono kya kr rhe ho yaha chalo yaha se niklo

Vinay: Are bhai humara yaha ghar ha

Guard:hume oper se niche tak dekhta ha phir hasta hoa

Apni halat dekhi h bekairi lag rhe ho or khawab yaha ghar lene k sochte ho chal nikal yaha se is baar os ne hume dakka de kr kha

Vinay ko os pr gussa a gya or wo ose galli dene lga mne jab dekha vinay gusse me ha to ose pakr kr pichy lane lga abe chor mujhe is sale ko me choro ga nehi apni aukat deki ka Nela Bandr kehi ka Guard ne Blue rang ka uniform pehna tha

 

[mashish]

Dekhiye Rajni j Hum ap ko wo zameen nehi de sakte pichaly 15 saal se wo hamare pass ha ap ke liye acha yehe ho ga ka ap apna case wapas le li

Wo Zameen mere pati n apni kamai se kharidi ha ap n os pr kabza kr rkha tha or me koi pagal nehi hn jo wo zameen ap ko de do Mr Partap jo k os admi ka naam tha

Partap: Wo Zameen to ap hum se le nhi sekti pichly 15 saal se case chal rha ha lekin abhi tak ap jeet nehi saki dekhaye wakil sahab ab ap hi an ko Samjaye hum os k badle inhe kuch paise de sakte ha

Wakil: Deky Rajni Madam Partap Sir se baat ki ha wo is mamale ko settle kr sakte hn wo ap ko os zameen k 20 Lakh Rupee Dene ko Tayar ha

Mera to jese sir he Ghum gya akir ho kya rha ha yaha pr kon se zameen ki baat kr rhi ha maa or mujhe is bare me pata kyu nehi

Rajni: Dekhe Wakil Sahab wo mere pati ki akri nishani thi me wo zameen inhe ase nehi de sakti

Wakil: Me ap k baat samaj rha hn lekin inhone os zameen pr paise lagaye ha shandar ghar banaye ha ab wo ase hi to nehi de sakte ap ko

Rajni: M ache s janti hn os jagah ki Value kya ha or ap mujhe os k 25 lakh de rha jo kuch b nehi

On me se ek 3rd admi jo tab ka chup betha tha wo bola dekhe mere pass ek idea ha jo apko manzoor ho ga

Pratap: Maish Kis bare m Baat kr rhe ho

Manish: Dekho Mene Kuch Socha ha

Kya Wakil Shahb ne kha

Manish: Dekhi Rajni J Humare ghar ko to ap ne dekha hi hoga

Rajni: Ha Dekha Ha

Manish: Os k sath Gerage ha or ek kamra bhi ha bahr k tarf

Rajni: Ha pr Mujhi os se kya

Manish : dekhe wo jo jagah ha kafi bari ha wo ham ap ko de sakte ha

Rajni: Are ap mujhe pagal samj rhe ha meri h jagah me se thori se jagah mujhe de rhe ha

Manish: Dekhe hum ne os jagah pr paise lagaye ha or ap b ab ye jan chuke ho gye k hamari marzi k bina ap wo jagah nehi le skti agr hum chahe tu 15 saal or lga skte ha.

Manish: Ye Offer Limited Time k liye ha zara soch le ummid ha ap na nehi kre gi ye bol kr wo uth gya or sath dosre log b

Ab mujhe pata chal gya k wo log jane wale h to m jaldi se waha se hat gya or wo log chale gye on k jane k baad thori deer bad mom bi chali gye

Ab m bhe office se bahr a gya or sochne laga akhir ye kya rha ha abhi me inhe socho me gum tha achanak mobile k ring baji m ne dekha to vinay ka phone tha me n phone utaya

Vinay:Bhai kha reh gya to Jaldi a vo Kallu muj br badk rha ha

Soham: Bhai bas a hi rha ho

Vinay: Bhai jaldi ana

Os k baad me gerage k trf chal pada ab m pore raste yehi soch rha tha k papa k agr koi zameen thi to maa ne os bare me mujhe kyu nehi btaya

Gerage punch kr b mai inhe socho mai gum rha ma jald jald kam khatam kr k sham ko hi ghar punch gya . jab ghar gya to maa ne darwaza khola to mujhe dekh kr pocha kya baat ha aj itni jaldi me n koi jaqab nehi diya ander chala gya or chup kr k beth gya.Maa mere pass aye or pocha beta kya baat ha me n kha zaroori to nehi ha k hr baat ap ko btao me n gusse m kha. Maa muj ye to aj kis trha baat kr rha ha mujse

Mai: Abhi Mera Baat krne ka Mood Nehi ha

Maa: Mai dekh rhi ho jab se aya ha gusse me ha aj se pehle to kabhi mujse aise baat nehi krta tha

Mai: ha to mujhe kya pta tha k app mujse baate b chupti ha

Maa: Kya Baat chupai me n Tujse

Mai:Papa K bare mai

Maa: tere papa k bare m konse baat tumse chupai

Mai: Mujhe Maloom ha papa k zameen ha

Maa: Mera aisa kehte h maa k chere k rang ud gye or wo dam se pas kursi m beth gye

Maa: Kis Za..Za..Men k baat kr rhe maa preshan hote boli

Mai: mujhe sab pta chal gya ha papa k zameen k bare m or kisi pratap n os pr kabza kiya ha

Maa: kis n btaya tujhe

Mai: kisi n bhi nehi aj jab me bazar me kuch tools lene gya to wha ap ko dekha prhle heiran hoa pr ap ko follow kiya office k ander ap k sari baate suni h maine

Maa: Meri Baat sun k maa bas chup rhi kuch nehi boli sir neechy zhuka liya

Mai: Mujhe ap se ye umeed nehi thi ap itni bari baat mujhe btaye gi b nehi

Maa: Beta to abhi chota ha

Mai: Kha Chota ho 18 Saal ka to hu

Mai: Kon ha wo log jinho ne hamari zameen pr kabza kiya ha

Maa: Beta mujhe maaf krde me n tuhje ye baat chupai

Mai: Akir Kyu or pori Baat Btaye

Maa: Beta jab to 3 Saal ka tha tab tere papa ne wo zameen kharidi thi tab wo ek khali jagah thi or mamoli se os k khemat thi Magr Aj waha bohat bara town ban gya ha Golden Town

Mai: Maa ne jese hi town ka naam liya mera muu heraingi k mara khula rh gya kyuka wo Mumbai ka sab se posh area tha waha city k sab se Ameeer log rehty ty or os jagah ki kemat caroro me thi

Maa: Pratap wahi ha jis se tere pap ne zameen kharidi thi kuch document pr sign ho gaye the or kuch pr baki the onhe dino me tere papa ki mout ho gye or pratap ki nayat badal gyi os n kha k wo zameen abhi tere papa ne kharidi he nehi ha tab se m case court le kr chali gye lekin abhi tak koi faisala nehi hoa ha

Mai:pr Maa ap n mujhe is k bare me kyu nehi bataya

Maa: ma chati ti k tu in sab se door rhe

Mai:ap ne kisi wakil se baat ki

Maa: ha kai se par sab ka yehi kehna ha k hum ye case nehi jeet sakte kyuke sare document pr sign nehi hoye thy

Mai: Ab me bhi soch me parh gya kyuki thra tu mujhe b maloom tha k sare dacument nehi ha hamare pass or on se case b nehi jeet sakte kyuki on k pass paisa bohat ha

Maa: beta ye lo mere wakeel ka address os se ja kr baat kr lena

Mai: Acha theek ha or me jake lai gya

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[JUGNU BHAI]

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[JUGNU BHAI]

Chal bhai kyu garam ho rha ha m ose pkr k bola abhe oski himmat kaise ho hum ko bekairi bolne k sath he icecream k dukan thi me ose wha le gya chal ice cream khate ha tera gussa thanda ho jaye hum sofe pr baith gaye are bhai itni bari dukan mele aya ha vinay bola

Mai: Tera Gussa b to thanda krna tha

Ek larka hamare pass aya bhai kya le gye os ne hamari tarf card de kr Chala gya card dekh k to hamari halat kharab ho gaye price start he 500r se ho rhe. Bhai ye kya sone k icecream dete ha jo itne mehangi ha bol ab kya kre

Meri pocket me total 1200rs the to mene kha ab bhai a gaye ha to kha kr h jayage or mene 500 wali k do order de diye

Icecream kha kr hum bahr ko jane lage k meri achanak pair pasal gya or me ek lrki k uper gir para os k hath me jo icecream pakri thi wo os k kapro pr gir gye

Me hadbha kr kra ho gya wo larki apne kampre saf krte hoye Full Gusse se ande ho gye ho kya dekh kr nehi chal sakte

Mai: Sorry madam wo achanak pair pasal gya

Larki: Janti ho tum jese kamine lrko ko tum n ye janbuj kr kiya

Mai: Are nehi madam ap ko koi galat fehmi hoi ha

Vinay:Are madam hum aise lrke nehi ha ap ko galatfehmi hoi ha

Larki: os ne pehly vinay ko dekha phir mujhe boli ha wo to tumhari halat se he pata lag rha ha k tum kya hn tharki k sath sath chor b lag rhe ho

Asspass kafi log jama ho gaye tha

Mai: oh madam `kya ha full Gusse Me itna zor se bola k wo kamp gye meri awaz se kab se dekh rha ho jo moun me aye boli ja rhi ho hum gonge nehi ha jo chupchap teri bakbak sunte rhe ek lafz b bola to phir muj se bura koi nehi ho ga. Tum ameer bap ki begri aulad khud ko smajhte kya ho jab chahe kisi k beziti kr de or hum chupchap sunte rhe My Foot

Itna bol k me n vinay k kha chal vinay yaha se isse mafi magne ki koi zarurat nehi wo bhi heiran k kon se rooh a gaye jo larka ksi larki se baat krte waqt drta ha aj os ne lrki k achi kasi class laga de

Me darwazy k pass a k rukha pichy mura wo lrki ab ek dam chup heiran khari mujhe dekh rhi thi me os k pass gya.or ha kya bol rhi thi ap madam itna keh kr mne ose opr se niche tak dekha k hum chor legte ha chor k to nehi keh skta legin kbhi Mirror me dekhna tujhe Churail zoroor deke ge mera itna kehne se wo gusse se ubal pr os k kuch bolne se pehly me vinay k sath shop se bahr a gaya hume piche se koch toote k awaz aye shayad os larki n koi glass otha kr mara ho ga gusse me

Poore raste wo khamosh mujhe dekhe ja rha tha gerage pr a kr hum apne apne kam me lag gye jab choti hoi to ham ghar ja rhe the to wo mujhe bhai aj tujhe kya hogya tha mujhe b pta chal gya k wo lrki k baare m bath kr rha ha yr sach btao to mujhe b nehi pta k aj mujhe kya ho gya ha ab mujhe afsoos ho rha ha are bhai aj pehle bar tune dill jeet liya acha chal bol ja ose vinay mujhe to os guard pr gussa a rha ha chal chor koi ne hum din baad wha shift ho rhe ha

Vinay: Are waah

Mai: Lekin bhai waha mera koi b dost nehi hoga

Vinay: Are chor dost ko waha pataka larkia ho gi kisi ko apni Girlsfriend bna lena

Mai: Girlfriend ka nam sun kr ek dam gerage wali larki mere zehn me aye or dil me ajeeb se bechaini hone lagi

 

[mashish]

Dusri Tarf

Pratap: Mere Bhai ye tu ne kya offer rakhi ha mujhse pooche begair khi to pagal to nehi ho gya abe wo 2 kodi k log hamare ghar me rahe gye

Manish: Me n jo b hi kya soch samaj kr jya ha

Pratap:ha mujhe tera pata h kya gharibo wali soch ha teri

Manish: To kya chata ha to is case k wajah se hamari itni bari deal hath se chali jaye age b ek deal is case ki wajah se gye ha

Pratap: to me kya 25lakh de kr case khatam nehi krwa sakta tha

Manish: Abe pass rak 25 lac apne tujhe os k zaroorat ha or na h jagah dene k

Pratap: me samja nehi kuch zameen to ose ab deni h pare g

Manish: Abe baat sun me n ose zameen kha is liye kha tha k wo man jaye or ek bar yeh deal pori honede os k baad dekhna kese dekhe mar kr nikalta

Prata: pr kese hum to onhe wo zameen naam kr k de gye

Manish: os k tension na le tu wo me n on k wakeel ko apni trf kr liya ha Fake paper bna k de gye one

Mai: Gerage se chutti kr k wakeel se milne aya tha wakeel n mujhe bataya k hum legal tarike se zammen nehi le sakte paisa wo age h bohat kam de rhe ha os ne mujhe deal lene k liye kha me b o ski baat man li

Mai: Ghar a ke maa ko batya jo wakeel ne bataya tha ma n thora socha or phir wo bhi man gye

Maa: Beta ab hum gharib on se jeet to nehi sakte jo thori jagah mil rahi ha wo le lety ha

Mai: hmm

Aise he din guzarte gaye or kuch dino baad wo zameen b maa k nam ho gye wakeel n khagzi karwai pori k.ab hum soch rhe the k wo jagah k kre kya kyuke ye makhan b agle mahene khali krna tha to hum ne socha k hum wo wali jagah shift ho jaye gye

Aj me apna kam kr rha tha k jab vinay aye are bhai mubarak ho ab to naye ghar ja rhe ho me ne ose is bare m bta diya tha. Lekin bhai ek baat pr naraz ho.kon se bhai yaar abhi tak tumne wo ghar nehi dekhaya mujhe

Mai: Oh wo abhi tak to maine b nehi dekha

Vinay: kya baat kr rha ha bhai to ne abhi tak apna ghar nehi dekha

Mai: Ab jo soch ha wo he bol rha ho

Vinay: Chal ek kam kr tera ghar dekhne chalte ha

Mai:Pr mujhe to sirf town ka pta ha ghar ka nehi

Vinay: Koi nehi wha ja kr maloom kr le gye

Mai: Pr Malik Ka kya

Vinay:Abe chod os kallu ko aj wo nehi aya ose kya maloom chale ga

Maik bhai (dil to mera b kr rha tha ghar dekhene ko)

Vinay: Chal phir

Mai or vinay chal pare auto pr jab hum waha gye to town k bhr auto ruka auto wale ko paise de kr hum gate k pass gaye sala ye kya ha vinay heiran ho gya wohi halaat meri thi aisa lag rha tha kisi or duniya me age ho town bohut h khubsoraat bna hoa tha aisa lag rha duniya ka sara paisa is pr h lga diya hn bare bare ghar ya one mahal he khna acha ho ga

Vinay: Are Bhai kasam se teri to nikal pari to to jannat me agaya

Mai: bhai mujhe khud yaqeen nehi a rha hum yaha rhe gye

Vinay: Are to kr le ab wo suna nehi ha oper wala jab deta deta chapar paar k

Guard to hume dekh rha tha abe tum dono kya kr rhe ho yaha chalo yaha se niklo

Vinay: Are bhai humara yaha ghar ha

Guard:hume oper se niche tak dekhta ha phir hasta hoa

Apni halat dekhi h bekairi lag rhe ho or khawab yaha ghar lene k sochte ho chal nikal yaha se is baar os ne hume dakka de kr kha

Vinay ko os pr gussa a gya or wo ose galli dene lga mne jab dekha vinay gusse me ha to ose pakr kr pichy lane lga abe chor mujhe is sale ko me choro ga nehi apni aukat deki ka Nela Bandr kehi ka Guard ne Blue rang ka uniform pehna tha

super update

 

[mashish]

Chal bhai kyu garam ho rha ha m ose pkr k bola abhe oski himmat kaise ho hum ko bekairi bolne k sath he icecream k dukan thi me ose wha le gya chal ice cream khate ha tera gussa thanda ho jaye hum sofe pr baith gaye are bhai itni bari dukan mele aya ha vinay bola

Mai: Tera Gussa b to thanda krna tha

Ek larka hamare pass aya bhai kya le gye os ne hamari tarf card de kr Chala gya card dekh k to hamari halat kharab ho gaye price start he 500r se ho rhe. Bhai ye kya sone k icecream dete ha jo itne mehangi ha bol ab kya kre

Meri pocket me total 1200rs the to mene kha ab bhai a gaye ha to kha kr h jayage or mene 500 wali k do order de diye

Icecream kha kr hum bahr ko jane lage k meri achanak pair pasal gya or me ek lrki k uper gir para os k hath me jo icecream pakri thi wo os k kapro pr gir gye

Me hadbha kr kra ho gya wo larki apne kampre saf krte hoye Full Gusse se ande ho gye ho kya dekh kr nehi chal sakte

Mai: Sorry madam wo achanak pair pasal gya

Larki: Janti ho tum jese kamine lrko ko tum n ye janbuj kr kiya

Mai: Are nehi madam ap ko koi galat fehmi hoi ha

Vinay:Are madam hum aise lrke nehi ha ap ko galatfehmi hoi ha

Larki: os ne pehly vinay ko dekha phir mujhe boli ha wo to tumhari halat se he pata lag rha ha k tum kya hn tharki k sath sath chor b lag rhe ho

Asspass kafi log jama ho gaye tha

Mai: oh madam `kya ha full Gusse Me itna zor se bola k wo kamp gye meri awaz se kab se dekh rha ho jo moun me aye boli ja rhi ho hum gonge nehi ha jo chupchap teri bakbak sunte rhe ek lafz b bola to phir muj se bura koi nehi ho ga. Tum ameer bap ki begri aulad khud ko smajhte kya ho jab chahe kisi k beziti kr de or hum chupchap sunte rhe My Foot

Itna bol k me n vinay k kha chal vinay yaha se isse mafi magne ki koi zarurat nehi wo bhi heiran k kon se rooh a gaye jo larka ksi larki se baat krte waqt drta ha aj os ne lrki k achi kasi class laga de

Me darwazy k pass a k rukha pichy mura wo lrki ab ek dam chup heiran khari mujhe dekh rhi thi me os k pass gya.or ha kya bol rhi thi ap madam itna keh kr mne ose opr se niche tak dekha k hum chor legte ha chor k to nehi keh skta legin kbhi Mirror me dekhna tujhe Churail zoroor deke ge mera itna kehne se wo gusse se ubal pr os k kuch bolne se pehly me vinay k sath shop se bahr a gaya hume piche se koch toote k awaz aye shayad os larki n koi glass otha kr mara ho ga gusse me

Poore raste wo khamosh mujhe dekhe ja rha tha gerage pr a kr hum apne apne kam me lag gye jab choti hoi to ham ghar ja rhe the to wo mujhe bhai aj tujhe kya hogya tha mujhe b pta chal gya k wo lrki k baare m bath kr rha ha yr sach btao to mujhe b nehi pta k aj mujhe kya ho gya ha ab mujhe afsoos ho rha ha are bhai aj pehle bar tune dill jeet liya acha chal bol ja ose vinay mujhe to os guard pr gussa a rha ha chal chor koi ne hum din baad wha shift ho rhe ha

Vinay: Are waah

Mai: Lekin bhai waha mera koi b dost nehi hoga

Vinay: Are chor dost ko waha pataka larkia ho gi kisi ko apni Girlsfriend bna lena

Mai: Girlfriend ka nam sun kr ek dam gerage wali larki mere zehn me aye or dil me ajeeb se bechaini hone lagi

nice update

 

[JUGNU BHAI]

Aise he baate krte hoye hum ghar a gye. Or kuch dino baad wo din a hi gya jab onhe wha shift hona tha hum saman le ghr town k bahr a gaye manish hume ander le gya or hume ghar dekaya Manish ka ghar kafi bara tha or khoobsurat bhi calony k sare ghar h khubsoorat thy os ne apne ghar k bahr sath wale chote wale kamre hume dikhaya or bola ye ap ka ghar ha sath hi ek or chota sa kamra tha bola ye kamra b ap ap ka hi ha ye bol kr wo chala gya kamra kafi bara tha os k sath hi ek or kamra b attacthed tha jis me batroom bhi tha yani kul 2 kamre 2no hi kafi khubsoorat the dekh kr h pta lag rha tha kafi paisa lgaya ha sare saman ki setting krne k baad hum beth gaye vinay b hamare sath tha jo abhi thori der pehle aya tha

Jab vinay town k gate pr aya to mujhe call krdi m ose leni chala gya jab m ose le kr gate k pass poncha to wo ruk gya guard k pass akr are kase guard ho tum Guard hadbada gya ose maloom tha k hum kon ha guard kya hoa shahib

Vinay: Are tum apne shahib ko solute nehi kiya tumne

Guard: m smja nehi shahib

Vinay: Lagta ha tumne hame pechana nehi

Guard: Pehcan gya Shahib

Vinay: Acha to phir tumhe ye b pta ho ga k hamara yaha ghar ha

Guard: G Shahib sir neechy krty hoye

Vinay: to chalo jaldi se maafi mango or salute kro nehi to hum tumhari camplain kre gye

Guard : ab bechara khud ko hi kose rha tha sir neechy kr ke I AM SORRY Sir

Vinay: k chere pr smile a gye

Vinay: Chal teek ha tu b kya yaad rkhe ga maaf kiya tmhe

Abe chal yaha se hum ghr a gye abe bhai chera dekha tha Kasm se Maza a gye kab se is se badla lena chata tha ghar k setting kr k bahr nikle

Vinay: Acha bhai ek baat bta ye samna ghar kis ka ha mene sara town dekha ha pr ye ghr k to kya baat ha abe ise ghar bona b baap ho ga ye to Mahal ha

Soch me wo ghar wakiye h me boht bara tha ek alishan mahal tha bohat bara garden pani ke faware or sab se khas baat dono trf sheer k murtiyan bani hoi thi mere pas alfaz nehi ghar k tareef k liye

Os k baad vinay chala gya or mera dinghar k setting krny m ghuzr gya

Agle din hr roz ki trah me kam pr chala gya ate waqt maa ne kapre diya sath alag boli jab kam khatm ho jaye to ise pehn kr ana me wo bag le kr kam pr chala gya aj gerage jald hi band ho gya kyuke malik ko kehi jana tha is liye me jald ghr a gya ghar ane k baad maa n mujhe khana dene lagi k achanak wo gir gaye or behosh ho gaye me ghabra gya maa kya hoa kya hoa mujhe smaj nehi a rahi thi k kya kro main bhr kisi k help k liya aya to dekha ek samne ghar wala driver ghari me baithne wala h me os k pas ja kr uncle plz plz meri help kre meri maa behosh ho gye ha plz one abhi hospital legana ho ga driver are tum yaha pr tum yaha kya kr rhe ho or kha ha tumhari maa wo abhi ham kal he yaha shift hoye ha samne wale ghar meri maa ander ha me maa ko gahri me baitha kr hospital le gya waha punch kr me n jaldi se doctor ko bola k dekho na meri maa ko kya ho gya ha ap plz dekhe me bohat zyada roo rha tha.

Doctor:Nurse inhe ander le jaye jaldi or ap plz chup ho jaye

Me wha Table pr baith gya meri ankoon se lagataar pani nikal rha tha me bas yehi dua kr rha tha k maa theek hn lagbag adhe ghante baad doctor bahir aya me doctor meri maa theek to ha

Doctorekhe abhi onki Condition achi nehi ha

Mai: Kya Matlab are wo to bas behosh hoi ha na

Doctorekhe lagta ha ap ko is bare me nehi pta

Mai: Kis bare m are ap bta kyu nehi rhe

Doctor: Doctor meri tarf dekhkr thora ghambhir ho kr bola ki ap k maa ko cancer ha

Mai: Jese h mne ye suna m sun rh gya

Doctor: I know ap kya soch rhe ho ge lekin ye sach ha ap ki maa ko kai saalo se cancer ha or wo iski medicine b nehi le rhi

Mai: kyaa maa ko kai sallo se cancer ha or mujhe bataya hi nehi

Doctor: Ye to ab onhe hi pta ho

Ap ek kam kre k ye le parchi le or fees counter pr jama kra de baki k details nurse ap ko bta de ge.ma counter pr punhca to nurse boli k hame ap ki maa ka jald operation krna ho ka

Mai: hmm or operation kab krna hoga

Nurse:3 din k andr lazmi wrna kuch b ho skta ha

Mai: ok thik ha

Nurse: Operation k liye 5 lac lage ge

Mai: itni bare rakm me kha se layoga

Nurse: Dekhe Ap ko 3 din k ander ander paise jama krwane ho gye tab h operation ho ga

Mai: Mne Nurse se parchi pakri or wapas bench wali jagh pr agya wha dekh kr me Heiran reh Gya kyuka wha Driver Abhi b betha tha jo hume le kr aya tha

Mai: Are uncle ap yaha baithe ha mene ap k trf dekha hi nehi

Uncle: ha wo me is liya ruka tha k agr koi kam ho tumhe to wese ab kesi tabiyat ha tumhari maa ki

Mai: doctor ne operation ka bula ha

Uncle:acha ab me chalta ho koi kam hoa to btana

Mai: ok uncle

Uncle: mere nam JAGGU ha sab mujhe pyar se jaggu kaka kehte ha

Mai: ok to thik ha jaggu kaka

Jaggu kaka k jane k baad m ab ye soch rha tha k itne paise ka intazam kha se kro. Ab mujhe foran paiso ka intzam krna ho ga pr kon dega itne paise.

 

[Chinturocky]

Nice update

 

[mashish]

Aise he baate krte hoye hum ghar a gye. Or kuch dino baad wo din a hi gya jab onhe wha shift hona tha hum saman le ghr town k bahr a gaye manish hume ander le gya or hume ghar dekaya Manish ka ghar kafi bara tha or khoobsurat bhi calony k sare ghar h khubsoorat thy os ne apne ghar k bahr sath wale chote wale kamre hume dikhaya or bola ye ap ka ghar ha sath hi ek or chota sa kamra tha bola ye kamra b ap ap ka hi ha ye bol kr wo chala gya kamra kafi bara tha os k sath hi ek or kamra b attacthed tha jis me batroom bhi tha yani kul 2 kamre 2no hi kafi khubsoorat the dekh kr h pta lag rha tha kafi paisa lgaya ha sare saman ki setting krne k baad hum beth gaye vinay b hamare sath tha jo abhi thori der pehle aya tha

Jab vinay town k gate pr aya to mujhe call krdi m ose leni chala gya jab m ose le kr gate k pass poncha to wo ruk gya guard k pass akr are kase guard ho tum Guard hadbada gya ose maloom tha k hum kon ha guard kya hoa shahib

Vinay: Are tum apne shahib ko solute nehi kiya tumne

Guard: m smja nehi shahib

Vinay: Lagta ha tumne hame pechana nehi

Guard: Pehcan gya Shahib

Vinay: Acha to phir tumhe ye b pta ho ga k hamara yaha ghar ha

Guard: G Shahib sir neechy krty hoye

Vinay: to chalo jaldi se maafi mango or salute kro nehi to hum tumhari camplain kre gye

Guard : ab bechara khud ko hi kose rha tha sir neechy kr ke I AM SORRY Sir

Vinay: k chere pr smile a gye

Vinay: Chal teek ha tu b kya yaad rkhe ga maaf kiya tmhe

Abe chal yaha se hum ghr a gye abe bhai chera dekha tha Kasm se Maza a gye kab se is se badla lena chata tha ghar k setting kr k bahr nikle

Vinay: Acha bhai ek baat bta ye samna ghar kis ka ha mene sara town dekha ha pr ye ghr k to kya baat ha abe ise ghar bona b baap ho ga ye to Mahal ha

Soch me wo ghar wakiye h me boht bara tha ek alishan mahal tha bohat bara garden pani ke faware or sab se khas baat dono trf sheer k murtiyan bani hoi thi mere pas alfaz nehi ghar k tareef k liye

Os k baad vinay chala gya or mera dinghar k setting krny m ghuzr gya

Agle din hr roz ki trah me kam pr chala gya ate waqt maa ne kapre diya sath alag boli jab kam khatm ho jaye to ise pehn kr ana me wo bag le kr kam pr chala gya aj gerage jald hi band ho gya kyuke malik ko kehi jana tha is liye me jald ghr a gya ghar ane k baad maa n mujhe khana dene lagi k achanak wo gir gaye or behosh ho gaye me ghabra gya maa kya hoa kya hoa mujhe smaj nehi a rahi thi k kya kro main bhr kisi k help k liya aya to dekha ek samne ghar wala driver ghari me baithne wala h me os k pas ja kr uncle plz plz meri help kre meri maa behosh ho gye ha plz one abhi hospital legana ho ga driver are tum yaha pr tum yaha kya kr rhe ho or kha ha tumhari maa wo abhi ham kal he yaha shift hoye ha samne wale ghar meri maa ander ha me maa ko gahri me baitha kr hospital le gya waha punch kr me n jaldi se doctor ko bola k dekho na meri maa ko kya ho gya ha ap plz dekhe me bohat zyada roo rha tha.

Doctor:Nurse inhe ander le jaye jaldi or ap plz chup ho jaye

Me wha Table pr baith gya meri ankoon se lagataar pani nikal rha tha me bas yehi dua kr rha tha k maa theek hn lagbag adhe ghante baad doctor bahir aya me doctor meri maa theek to ha

Doctorekhe abhi onki Condition achi nehi ha

Mai: Kya Matlab are wo to bas behosh hoi ha na

Doctorekhe lagta ha ap ko is bare me nehi pta

Mai: Kis bare m are ap bta kyu nehi rhe

Doctor: Doctor meri tarf dekhkr thora ghambhir ho kr bola ki ap k maa ko cancer ha

Mai: Jese h mne ye suna m sun rh gya

Doctor: I know ap kya soch rhe ho ge lekin ye sach ha ap ki maa ko kai saalo se cancer ha or wo iski medicine b nehi le rhi

Mai: kyaa maa ko kai sallo se cancer ha or mujhe bataya hi nehi

Doctor: Ye to ab onhe hi pta ho

Ap ek kam kre k ye le parchi le or fees counter pr jama kra de baki k details nurse ap ko bta de ge.ma counter pr punhca to nurse boli k hame ap ki maa ka jald operation krna ho ka

Mai: hmm or operation kab krna hoga

Nurse:3 din k andr lazmi wrna kuch b ho skta ha

Mai: ok thik ha

Nurse: Operation k liye 5 lac lage ge

Mai: itni bare rakm me kha se layoga

Nurse: Dekhe Ap ko 3 din k ander ander paise jama krwane ho gye tab h operation ho ga

Mai: Mne Nurse se parchi pakri or wapas bench wali jagh pr agya wha dekh kr me Heiran reh Gya kyuka wha Driver Abhi b betha tha jo hume le kr aya tha

Mai: Are uncle ap yaha baithe ha mene ap k trf dekha hi nehi

Uncle: ha wo me is liya ruka tha k agr koi kam ho tumhe to wese ab kesi tabiyat ha tumhari maa ki

Mai: doctor ne operation ka bula ha

Uncle:acha ab me chalta ho koi kam hoa to btana

Mai: ok uncle

Uncle: mere nam JAGGU ha sab mujhe pyar se jaggu kaka kehte ha

Mai: ok to thik ha jaggu kaka

Jaggu kaka k jane k baad m ab ye soch rha tha k itne paise ka intazam kha se kro. Ab mujhe foran paiso ka intzam krna ho ga pr kon dega itne paise.

awesome update