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Update No 8
Agli Shuba main 8 Baja uta jata hun.. puja Didi Mera Pas Nai hoti. Kapra change karta hun. Apna room se bahar a jata hun.. Jab niche jata hun to dekhta hun mom TV lounge Mein baithe hote Hain.. Main mom Ka Pas Chala Jata Hun..... Mom boooht tyra hokar baithi hoti hai....................
Main :- good morning mom............
Mom :- good morning Meri Jan..........
Tabi puja Didi kitchen Puja ke hath Mein aarti ki thali hoti hai. Meri thrf a jati jai.............
Mere sath sofe per baith jaati Hai. Puja Didi Aarti ki thali se Rakhi utha Kar mere hath per bandhne lag jaati Hai... Papa be room se bahar a jata Hain... Rakhi bandhne ka bad mere mathe per tika lagati Hai... Meri Aarti karti hai vah mere upar phool pahnati Hai............
FIR ham donon ek sath mom aur papa ka aashirwad Lete Hain............
Papa aur mom :- khush raho..............
Puja Didi :- Mera gift...............
Main :- Kya chaiya Meri Pyri Didi Ko.............
Puja Didi :- shopping Karwa do................
Main :- Theak Hai Didi...................
Mom :- Theak Hai.... Hum be Nekal Rha Hain... sham tak a jea gea...................
Main :- ok mom...........
Dad Aur mom Chala Jata Hain.... Didi mujhe Nasstha dati Hain..... Hum Nasstha karta Hain... Hum Gari mein Behta jata Hain..... Main Didi Ko lea Ka shopping mall ki thrf Chala Jata hun................
hum shopping mall pahunch jaate Hain... Main Gari Park karta ho.. Puja Didi ka Sat Under Chala jata ho. Sab se phly main Aur puja Didi kapra ki Shop pe jata hain.. puja Didi meri Passnad ki Dress leti hai....... Main be Apna lea Kouh Kapra Leta Hun.... Hum ak Shoze ki Shop pe jata hain.. Jidr se Shoze leta hain.. me Khud puja Didi ka Pao mein Shoze Phana ka Size Check karta ho... Wo Booht Khush ho jati hai.... Sat sat Sharma be rhi hoti hain Os ki khushi os kya Face se nazar a rhi hoti hai.. Main puja Ko Ak Undergarments wali Shop Pe lea jata hy... ak Larki on ka Pas ati hy........
Larki :- Halo sir halo Madam... Ap kya Lea Gea..............
Maim :- hum ko lady undergrment lani hain.....
Larki :- Ok Sir.. Madam ap ka Size kya hai......
( Humri boooht pyra wali Bata Hoti thi.... Main AJ tak Puja Se os Ka size Ni pocha tha...... )
Puja :- ( sharmte hue ) 34C..............
Main :- Achi wali dhakna.. Important wali...
Larki :- Ok Sir..............
Tbi Wo larki Kouh Bra Or Penty lea kya a jati hy...... on ko Dhakna Lag jati hy..... Maim Kouh apni Passnad ka Color ki Bra or Penty select karta ho.... Puja Ka face Sharm Se laal ho Rha tha................
Main:- jan ya sab tm pe achi laga gi...........
Larki :- Je Madam ap kya BF ki Passnad boooht achi hy..... Ya ap pe boooht achi laga gi...........
Main :- Size Check kar lo.. Teak hy....................
Puja :- ( Sharmta hoe ) Je me Ghr ja kya kar lo gi..............
Larki :- Koe bat ni sir ap ka jb Dil kara Change kar shakta hain.......
Main :- ap sab Pack kar dea.................
Larki :-; ok sir................
Me :- Maja Boy Underwear Be Chaiya.......
Larki :- Ok...............
Wo Larki Maja underwer dhakna lag jati hy... me apna lea underwear leta ho... Puja Sharmta hoe os Sat khri thi... Wo Kouh ni Bol rhi thi. Tbi larki sab Pack kar kya on ko dea dati hai.... mein bil Dea data ho.. wo os Shop se Nekal jata hain... Gari mein Behta jata hain...
Puja :- Bhai vah ladki Mujhe aapki girlfriend samajh rahi thi..........
Main :- didi aap to janti Hai aisi shop per ladki yad apni maa bahan ya FIR boyfriend ya Pati ke sath hi aati Hai.... Agar aapko bura laga Ho sorry............
Puja Didi :- main samajh sakti hun Bhai koi baat nahin... Main bahut khush hun... Jis Tarah tumne mujhe shopping karwai bhai....
Main :- kya Ajay Jiju aapko shopping per Nahin lekar jaate.............
Puja Didi :- kam se time mile to mujhe shopping per lekar jaen.....
Main :- Raat Ko Apna Bhai Ka Saath Dinner pe chalo gi Didi....................
Puja Didi :- Kia Baat Hai... Bara pyra a Rha hai Behan pe.......................
Main :- Aapke liye ek surprise hai shayad aapko vah surprise achcha Na lage..............
Puja Didi :- bhai kaisi baat kar rahe ho tum mujhe surprise do aur Mujhe achcha Na lage..... Suprise Kia hai.......
Main :- Didi Wo to Raat Ko he pata Chala gea..........
Puja Didi :- dekhti hun mera bhai Mujhe Kya surprise deta hai...................
Puja didi ka pizza khane ko Dil Karta Hai To ham Ek pizza shop per chale jaate Hain aur udhar Se pizza khate Hain pizza khane ke bad ham log Ghar wapas a jaate Hain....... Main baith kar TV dekhne lag jata hun.. Tabhi didi room se bahar rahti hai.....
Didi :- Raaj mujhe Jana phara gea.....
Main :- kyon kya hua didi..........
Didi :- Raj Meri saas hospital mein hai unki tabiyat theek nahin hai abhi Ajay ki call I hai vah mujhe Ghar aane ke liye bol rahe hain...............
Main :- theek hai didi main aapko chhod raha hun.................
Didi :- theek hai bhai... Tum flight ki ticket ka pata karo............
Main :- didi abhi Pata karva deta hun..........
Didi :- Raaj Mera surprise to de do mujhe.....
Main :- Nahin didi aap Jab FIR Ghar aaogi to aapko surprise dunga.... Abhi aap Pareshan Ho....
Main flight ki ticket dekhta hun jo ek ghante bad ki hoti hai..... Ticket book kar Leta Hun. Jo 2 Ganta baad ki Hoti hai.. Didi room Se Apna bag lekar a jaati Hai Aur Main didi ko lekar airport stop ki taraf chala jata hun.....
Hum uder Se nekal Ka Hum airport per pahunch jaate Hain. Didi andar jaane lagti hai didi mere gale lag jaati Hai. Puja didi bolati Hai Raaj Mera surprise tumhare upar daur Hai vah Lene Mein jarur aaungi... Didi mere gal per kiss kar ke Chali jati hai. Aur Main Ghar ki taraf a jata hun...
Jab main Ghar ata hun....... Main dehkta hun... Mera Dost Karan khar hota hai.. Main dekhta hun Karan kafi Pareshan lag raha hota hai... Main Karan Se milta Hun... Karan Ko lea Ka Ghar Ka under Chala Jata hun.............
Main :- kya baat hai Karan bahut Pareshan lag rahe ho.............
Karan :- bhai mujhe ek pistol chahie Kya Tu iska intejaam kar sakta hai........
Main :- pistol kya karni hai..............
Karan :- bhai ek aadami ko jaan se maarna hai.................
Main :- kis Ko..................
Karan :- Juhi didi Ek ladki Se pyar Karti Hai per vah ladka achcha Nahin Hai... Main isko Jaan Se maar dunga.......
Main :- pagal ho gaye ho kya Agar Tumne ise maar de to tumhen jail ho jayegi Tum juhi didi se baat karo Didi samjhao.............
Karan :- Maine baat ki thi ki vah achcha ladka Nahin Hai. Per didi boli tum apne kam se kam rakho mere mamle mein aane ki jarurat Nahin Hai.. Main shaadi ki ladka ke sath karungi.. Bhai Main is ladke ko Jaan Se maar dunga.......
Main :- Pagal ho gea Hai... Ek bar Mujhe Juhi didi se baat kar Lene Do....
Karan :- vah Nahin manegi..... Us ne to mom ko be mana Kar Diya Hai.................
Karan Ke Samne hi Main Ek aadami ko phone karta hun aur use use ladke ka naam aur Pata Bata deta hun. Aur use bol deta hun ki mujhe is ladke ki sari information chahie. Vah vah Mujhe bol deta hai Kal mein aapko iski sari information mil jayegi..........
Karan :- yah kisko phone kiya tumne.......
Main :- vah mera ek jaane wala hai.... Use ladke ki sari information milane ke bad hi hum Kouh Kar paa gea........ Main Tujhe bataunga aage kya karna hai.... Mujhe yah Bata dena Jis Din juhi didi ghar mein akeli hogi..........
Karan :- Theak Hai Bhai. Main tujhe Bata do ga.....
Main :- Tu Pareshan na Hona main sab dekh Lunga...............
Karan :- isliye Main tere pass aaya tha bhai..... Mujhe pata hai meri pareshani haal Tu hi nikal sakte.................
Karam mere Ghar Se Chala Jata Hai... Main baith kar TV dekhne lag jata hun.......... Sham ko mom dad Ghar a jaate Hain vah Puja didi ka Puchte Hain To Main Bata deta hun ki unki SAS ki tabiyat kharab ho gai thi isliye didi jaldi Ghar Chali gai hai........ Mom didi ko phone Karti Hai Magar didi ka phone Nahin Lagta to ajay jiju ko call Karti Hai To unse unki mom Ka hal poochhne lag jaati Hain.... Aise hi Din gujar jata hai........