Main jab agli subeh utha to muje ander hi ander ek alag hi khusi mehsus ho rahi thi.....na jane kyu aisa lag raha tha jaise koi bahut kimti khazana mil gya ho.....main puri zindgi ek acca beta bana raha kabhi kuch galat nahi socha but beete kuch dino ki bato ne aur mom ki in kuch pics be mera mom ko dekhne ka nazriya hi change kar diya......
Main utha aur dining room me gya to mom muje nahi dikhi but thodi der bad wo usi red sarii me apne room se baher aayi aur muje kal rat k wo sare pics yad aa gye....main bahut jyada khush hua....aur phir hum normal batein karne lage.....mom k liye to jaise kuch hua hi nahi tha....wo apne bete ki khusi k liye kuch pic click karane ko ready hui thi bus.....aur unhone muje nasta karaya aur main office nikal gya....par aaj office jate hue v mere dimag me bus wo pics hi thi.....main kisi v tereh unhe bhul nahi pa raha tha....main office me apne cabin me baith k unke bare me sochne laga ki kya main jo kar raha hu apni inocent vidhwa maa k sath wo sahi hai.....tabhi muje boss ka call aata h.....
Me: helow
Boss: helow raj....jaldi se confrence hall me aana....ek bade contract k bare me bat karni h.
Me: ok sir aata hu.
Hamari compny ek international advertisement making compny thi aur hum apne rivals se bahut competing condition me the.....islie hame bahut hard work karna padta tha....main casting manager ki post par tha....main sochte hue confrence hall me jane laga ki aisi kya emergency hai.....
Meeting khtm hui to muje pata chala ki ek bahut bade france k brand ne hame ek add k liye approch kiya hai aur unhe ek middle aged model chahiye ad. me.....ab muje task diya gya ki ek middle aged woman ko cast karna hai aur ager ye ad ka contract hame mil gya to muje promte kar diya jayega.....main sab kuch bhul gya aur muje laga ye to muje karke hi rehna hoga.....aur next day se maine model search karne laga....main din bhar office me v busy rehta aur ghar jaker bhi mom se jyada bat nahi ho pati...kam ka bahut pressure tha....but ek month bitne ko tha aur aisi koi middle aged woman nahi mil pa rahi thi....aap samj hi sakte ho ki young model dhundna bahut easy hai but ager aapko 45-50 year ki model chahiye to bahut muskil hota h.....kyuki is age me ya to ladies khud ko maintain nahi rakh pati....ya phir unki family hoti h to wo modeling nahi karna chahti...
Main bahut paresan tha aur deadline k ek din pahle sam ko jab ghar aya to muje laga ab meri job jane wali hai kyuki main ek model nahi dhund paya aur meri wajeh se ab compny ka ek cobtract chala jayega wo bhi itna bada.....main ghar aake ssidhe apne room pe chala gya aur ander se lock laga k so gya....rat 9 bje acanak muje mom ki awaz aayi...wo darwaze k baher se muje awaz lagaye ja rahi thi....
Mom: Raj beta....door kyu lock kiya h....uth ja beta....sab thik to hai
Me: yahi hu mom....aara hu...
Mom: jaldi aa beta khana thanda ho gya
Main baher gya aur mom se bolne laga
Me: mom man nahi hai khane ka
Mom: kya bat hai beta aaj tere pasand ki rajma banayi h
Me: mom muje nahi khana
Mom: kya hua beta....koi bat h kya....
Me: mom bus man nahi h
Mom: mera raja beta...office me kuch hua kya
Me: mom sayd mera demotion ho jaye ya meri job bhi ja sakti hai
Mom: aisa kyu keh raha h beta....
Mom bhi paresan hone lagi
Me: mom aap paresan mat ho....main kuch na kuch kar lunga
Mom: beta kya bat hai puri bat bata
Maine mom ko puri story bata di aur mom bhi bahut paresan hone lagi.....bahut sochne k bad mom boli....
Mom: beta ye bata jo model tum log search karte ho unko kya karna hota h?
Me: mom wo unko pahle photoshoot type karna hota hai alag alag dresses me aur fir select ho gye to adv. Me kam karna hota h acting type jaise tv pe adv. Aate hain
Mom: saree me karna hota h kya photoshoot....aur agar model mil jaye aur select na ho to phir teri job pe koi asar to nahi padega....
Mom ki saree wali bat se main samj gya mom kya soch rahi hain aur main man hi man bahut relex ho gya ki ab sayad meri job na jaye.....par abhi bhi mom ko convince karna bahut kathin tha kyuki photoshoot saree me nahi hone wala tha kyuki compny france ki thi.....aur uper se mom makeup nahi karna chahti thi....to ab maine man hi man soch liya bus ek hi tarika h job bacane ka aur wo hai mom ko ready karna photoshoot k liye....
Me: mom main bahut paresan hu aur samj nahi aara kya karu.....saree me nahi hoga photoshoot western clothes me hoga....model bahut professional hoti h.....jaise director bolte hain wo kar leti hain...
Mom: ohh acca matlb western dresses me hoga...
Me: mom ek idea hai ager aapko bura na lage to....
Mom: bol beta kya idea hai
Me: mom wo...
Mom: kya beta bol na..
Me: mom kya aap nahi kar paogi ek photoshoot mere liye
Mom thodi der chup rahi aur main bhi.....pgir thodi der bad
Mom: beta main kar to leti par main wetern dresses kaise pehnungi....aur tere samne kaise wo bhi....
Me: mom plz mere pass aur koi rasta nahi hai....
Mom: thik hai beta main kar lungi par tere samne kaise ho payega mujse western dresses me
Me: ok mom main waha nahi rahunga tab to aap kar logi
Mom: thik h beta....
Main bahut khush ho gya ye sunkar jaise meri gardan pe rakhi talwar hat gyi ho.....maine mom ko thank you bola aur hamne dinner kiya.....aur fir hum so gye.....
Agli subeh main nasta karke office nikal gya aur boss ko bata diya ki model select kar li hai aur unko mom ka wo red sari wala ek pic dikha diya boss ko mom pasand aa gyi par maine kisi ko ye nahi bataya ki mom hain....
Me: boss model select ho gyi hai
Boss: kaun hai kya profile hai
Me: model ka name NINA SINGH hai aur middle aged h 46 years old and saree me pic bheji h usne....1 lakh legi photoshoot ka....
Boss pic dekhte hue: Raj maal kamal ki lag rahi hai na ye...
Muje ye sunkar gussa aya but thoda horney sa bhi feel hua aur main bata bhi nahi sakta tha boss ko ki wo meri mom hai to main bola
Me: ha boss kamal ki lag rahi hai
Boss: ye model sari randi hoti hain
Me: yes boss wo to hai
Boss: middle age me modeling kar rahi hai ye to badi wali rand hogi
Me: hmm boss
Boss waha se chala gya aur main boss ki batein sochne laga aur wo pic dekhne laga aur jaldi se gya aur washroom me jake muth mar aya....
Ab office me sab final ho gya evening me photoshoot hona tha sab ready ho raha tha set ready ho gya tha tabhi whatsapp pe mom ka msg aa gya...
Mom: helow beta
Me: ha mom aap ready ho na evening 4 bje shoot hai apka
Mom: beta muje dar sa lagra...main sayd nahi kar paungi
Me: mom yaha sab ready hai aap kar logi
Mom: beta maine aaj tak modern kapde nahi pehne
Me: plz mere liye karlo....mom ek bat nahi batayi maine apko...
Mom: wo kya?
Me: mom photoshoot me heavy makeup bhi rahega
Mom: kya beta main ek vidhwa hu ye sab sahi ni
Me: mom bus ek bar karlo ap mere liye
Mom: thik h main aati hu...par tu nahi rahega na waha...
Me: ha mom main ghar aa jaunga
Mom: ek kam kar tu aaja ghar...phir main nikal jaungi
Me
k mom
Main janta tha mom dari hui thi aur main shoot me rahunga to unko ajeeb lagega....aur islie main ghar chala gya aur mom photoshoot pe gyi....aur der raat 11 bje wo ghar aayi.....main puri sam sochta raha mom kaisi lag rahi hongi....kya hua hoga kaise pose diye honge mom ne......kisi ko pta to nahi chala hoga wo meri mom hain....
Mom der se aayi thi to wo aake sidhe so gyi.....aur subeh bhi der se uthi to hamari bat nahi ho payi....aur main office aa gya.....aur office me dekha boss aur unke kuch dost apne phone pe kuch dekh rahe hain....tabhi boss ki bazar mujh par padi....aur jaldi se mere pass aye aur bole
Boss: Raj kya maal tha yar
Me: kya hua boss
Boss: are kal wali model....kya lag rahi thi....tune to simple pic dikhayi thi....makeup karke kya randi type lag rahi thi....
Me: ohh acca boss.....aap phone me kya dekh rahe the.....
Boss: are uski hi pic dekh raha tha kal k shoot ki....jao dekho tumko bhi whatsapp ki hai.....
Boss chala gya aur mere dil ki dhadkane tez hone lagi aur maine jaldi se phone nikala aur whatsapp pe dekha aur jo pic muje dikhi wo dekh kar mera lund sidhe khada ho gya aur mere muh se bus ek word nikla......FUCK
Wo pic ye thi......
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