Phir kya tha jaisa ki mere bete ne mujhe jeans top pehen ne ko kaha tha to bass main bhi apne favourite jeans top jo maine sirf kharide the kabhi pehne nahi the lekin aak mauka mila tha to main bhi ye mauka gawana nahi chahti thi
Phir main ready hoti hu or phir thodi der mein aadi ki aawaz aati hai
Aadi : jaldi karo na maa nahi pahunche mein deri ho jayegi
Maa (man mein) : kamina kaise tadpa ja raha hai apni maa ko bhogne ke liye
Phir main ready hokar apne kamre se bahar aati hu or mujhe dekh kar aadi
Aadi : wow looking so sexy maa
Maa : thank you baby
Aadi : maa aapko dekh kar to gaon ke har ek mard apna lund masalne lagenge
Maa : wo maslenge tab jab mujhe aise dekhenge tab na
Or phir main ek scarf se apne top ko dhak leti hu
Aadi : kya maa iski kya zarurat hai ise hatao na please
Maa : ab kya pure gaon mein adh nangi ghumayega kya mujhe
Phir aadi mere pass aakar mujhe apni baahon mein bhar ke
Aadi : mera bash chale to main to aapko pure gaon ke samne nanga karke chodu
Maa : kamine jyada nahi ho raha tera maa hu teri koi randi nahi samjha
Aadi : randi to nahi par main gaon walo ke liye aapko sex goddess banana chahta hu
Maa : sex goddess
Aadi : haan maa sex goddess jo sabse kamuk ho jisko dekh kar napunsak ka lund bhi fadfada uthe or pure gaon ke mard roz rast ko apni biwiyon ko chhodh kar aapke naam ki muthh mare unhe sex se jyada aapko dekh kar muth marna pasand kare
Maa : acha
Aadi : haan maa main sabko aapka gooner banana chahta hu
Maa : gooner ye kya hota hai
Aadi : gooner wo hota hai maa jise sex se jyada mutth marna pasand ho
Maa : agar main sex goddess bani bhi to wo to mujhe worship karenge isme tera kya fayda
Aadi : mera to sabse bada fayda hai meri kamuk maa
Maa : kaise
Aadi : socho na maa jiske baare mein soch kar pura gaon aahein bharta hai, pure gaon ke log sirf muthh marte hai wo goddess mere sath nangi soti hai main us goddess ko nanga pure ghar mein ghumata hu or usko chod ta hu mere liye to ye kitni proud ki baat hogi naa
Maa : to ye sab chal raha tere dimag mein ye fantasy hai teri apni maa ke liye
Aadi : haan maa
Maa : to phir teri ye fantasy puri hone se rahi kyunki ab mujhe nahi jana gaon ab tu ja or jake tu bhi unki tarah gooner bn or maar apni maa ke naam mutth
Aadi : kya nahi maa
Maa : nahi wahi kuchh nahi mujhe nahi jana
Aadi : are maa main to mazak kar raha tha main apni maa ke sath thodi aisa karunga
Maa : waa ab mazak kar raha tha agar haan kar deti to pure gaon ke samne nangi kar deta
Aadi : nahi maa sachhi mein mazak kar raha tha ab chalo na please
Maa : nahi
Aadi : maa yrr kyu late kar rahi ho agar jeans nahi pehn na to saaree pehen lo par chalo please
Maa : haan waise bhi tujhe to le jakar nanga to karna hi hai chahe jeans pehnu ya saaree
Aadi : aap aise nahi manogi
Or phir aadi mujhe god mein utha kar ghar se bahar le jane lagta hai
Maa : aadi kya kar raha hai utar neeche
Wo bina kuchh bole mujhe ghar se bahar le aata hai
Maa : darwaza to lock kar lene de
Aadi is baar bhi kuchh nahi bolta phir wo mujhe car mein driver ki wagal wali seat mein baitha kar or car ka gate band karke darwaja lock karne chala jata hai
Phir aakar bina kuchh bole hi car start karke hum dono nikal padte hai gaon mere asli sasural ki taraf
Phir thodi der mein main uske kandhe par sir rakh ke
Maa : itna mara jaa raha hai apni maa ko chodne ke liye
Aadi : sirf chodna nahi hai maa pyar bhi karna hai aapko
Maa : aww mera baccha ab tujhe jitna pyar karna ho kar lena apni maa ko
Phir main uske kandhe par aise hi sir rakhe baithi rehti hu or wo car drive karta rehta hai
Main hum dono ke rishte ke baare mein soch rahi thi ki humara rishta sach mein kaise puri tarah badal chuka tha
Pehle hum dono bhi normal maa bete ki tarah the or phir dheere dheere humara rishta badla ya phir kahu badala nahi balki ab hum dono ek dusre ke or karib aa chuke hai
Hum dono aaj duniya ke saare niyam kanuno ko tod kar ek dusre mein samane ke liye ja rahe the aaj mera beta mujhe chodne ke liye ja raha tha or main khud apne bete se chudne ko ja rahi thi
Or jaha main chudne ja rahi thi wahi meri zindagi ki pehli chudai huyi thi jis bistar mein aadi ke papa ne mujhe pehli baar choda tha aaj usi bistar mein mera beta mujhe pehli baar chodne wala tha
Main ye sab soch hi rahi thi tab aadi bolta hai
Aadi : kya soch rahi ho maa
Maa : kuchh nahi
Aadi : btao na maa
Maa : yahi ki hum dono life mein kitne aage aa gye
Matlab kuchh dino pehle hum dono ki life bilkul alag thi or ab dekho main apne bete ke sath humbistar hone ja rahi hu
Aadi : maa aap guilty to feel nahi kar rahi ho na, agar aapka man nahi hai to hum aisa nahi karenge
Maa : kisne kaha mera man nahi hai mujhe to bss ye lag raha hai ki kya is sab ke baad humara rishta maa bete ka hi rahega ya phir hum dono lovers ban jayenge
Aadi : sach batau to main aapka lover nahi ban na chahta main aapka beta hi ban kar rehna chahta hu
Maa : thank you main bhi yahi chahti hu ki tu mera beta ban kar hi mere sath rahe kyunki lover ya pati se jyada haq mera mere bete oar hai
Aadi : or rahega maa or aapka beta aapki puri zindagi seva karega maa
Maa : ohh beta us seva ke liye to teri maa na jane kab se tadap rahi hai aaj to jee bhar ke seva karaungi tujh se
Aadi : bass gaon pahunchne to maa phir dekho aapka beta aapki kaisi seva karta hai
Maa : lekin gaon mein kaise karega waha to tere dada or chacha honge na
Aadi : wo to apne ghar mein honge hmare ghar mein thodi
Maa : kya pata hamare ghar mein rehne lage ho unki niyat to na jane kab se thi
Aadi : nahi rehte maa papa ne bataya tha ki wo sirf party wagera karne ke liye hi apna ghar use karte hai baki chachi to har dusre din safai karwati rehti hai
Maa : chal dekhte hai kaisi halat hai ghar ki
Phir hum dono thodi der bina kuchh bole hi jate hai phir main glove box ko khol kar dekhti hu to waha mujhe ek ciggerate ka packet or lighter milta hai
Maa : to mister yaha rakhte hai apni ciggerate hmm kyunki papa to ye car kabhi chalayenge nahi or maa to kuchh bolenge hi nahi
Aadi kuchh nahi bolta or sirf smile karta hai phir main bhi ek cigarette nikalti hu or usi ke samne jala kar ek kas marti hu
Aadi mujhe dekh kar ek thandi aahh bharta hai
Aadi : ohh maa... kasam se maa maine aapke jitni kamuk aurat aaj tak nahi dekhi
Main bina kuchh bole hi sutta marti hu
Maa : ye wala brand kyu peeta hai "....." wali piya kar
Aadi : wo mehngi hoti hai maa or papa utni pocket maney kaha dete hai
Maa : bass itni si baat teri maa to hai na is sab ke liye mujh se paise liya kar na
Aadi : sach mein maa
Maa : or kya
Aadi : maa aap duniya ki ek matra maa hogi jo apne bete ko cigarette ke liye paise dogi
Maa : jab main apne bete ko apna kaamras pila sakti hu to ye cigerette kya chiz hai or cigarette apne hatho se uske muh mein laga deti hu or wo bhi ek kas andar leta hai or drive karta hai
Phir thodi der hum aise hi bina baat kiye chalte hai or kuchh der mein hi humara gaon aa jata hai jaise hi gaon aata hai main apne taraf ka mirror upar kar ke window band kar deti hu taki mujhe koi na dekh paye
Maa : seedhe ghar andar hi car rokna
Aadi : kyu maa
Maa : jyada natak nahi samjha jitna bol rahi hu utna kar
Or phir aadi jaisa maine kaha waisa hi karta hai hum ghar pahunchte hai jaha main door par lock laga tha
Maa : ja jakar chachi se chaabi lekar aa or haan sirf chaabi hi leke aana kisi ko sath mein lekar mat aana samjha
Kyunki main nahi chahti thi ki koi mujhe jeans mein dekhe or mujhe ye bhi darr tha ki koi Sudheer ko na bta de
Phir Aadi chaabi lene jata hai or main car ke andar hi wait karti hu lekin main dekhti hu ki aadi chabi lekar wapis akela nahi aa raha tha uske sath koi or bhi tha
Mujhe samjhte der nahi lagti ki uske sath jo aa raha tha wo sudheer ke kaka jinhe main chacha ji bola karti thi use dekhte hi
Maa : mujhe pata tha ye buddha to zarur aayega
Phir main wo scarf se apna sir dhakhti hu or car se utar jake buddhe ke pair chhuti hu
Maa : namaste chacha ji
Chacha : khush raho
Phir wo mujhe upar se neeche tak ghurta hai
Chacha : are bahu tum to puri tarah badal chuki ho
Mujhe to pata tha ye to ise bolna hi hai
Maa : sab aapke pote ki hi bajah se hai chacha ji
Chacha : kaise
Maa : kyunki inhe inki Maa saaree mein achi nahi lagti is liye ye mujhe Jeans pehnate hai
Chacha : ab bhai beta hai to ye to karna hi padega
Maa : isi liye to yaha aayi hu
Iska matlab sirf main or Aadi hi samjh pate hai
Chacha : acha chalo ghar wahi aaram karna
Maa : are nahi iski koi zarurat nahi hai waise bhi hum to fasal dekhne aaye hai aaj ya kal mein chale jayenge
Chacha: chalo acha hai to fasal dekhne kab chalna hai
Maa : aaj to bahut thak gaye hai kal dekhte hai
Thake abhi kaha the thakna to abhi baki tha
Chacha : chalo thik hai to phir tum log aaram karo agar koi kaam ho to zarur batana
Maa : ji bilkul
Phir wo apne ghar ki taraf chal deta hai or aadi tala kholta hai or phir hum dono andar aate hai or phir aadi darwaja andar se lock karta hai
Aadi : ab aapko mujhse kon bachayega maa
Maa : bachne kisko hai
Aadi : to der kis ki baat ki aa jao maa ab mujhse sabra nahi ho raha
Or itna keh kar aadi apne kapde utarne lagta hai
Maa : ruk ja fresh to ho le
Aadi : ab to aapko bhogne ke baad hi fresh hounga maa
Maa : tujhe nahi hona to mat ho mujhe to hona hai
or main bathroom mein ghus jati hu
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