#9 Buddha hoga tera baap
Javed waise toh ek 45 saal ka bich ki umar ka aadmi hai, par ek kisaan hone k wajah se jism behad majbut hai, aur takat aisi ki pure khet ka kaam akele hi sambhal leta hai
Apna kaam pura karne k baad wo tubewell k pass pahuch k apni lungi utar k pass main hi padi ek charpai pe fek deta hai, uper toh usne kuch pehna nahi tha, yani ab Javed madarjaat nanga tha, uska karib 12 inch se bhi lamba kaala loda behad darawna lag raha tha, uske lode ki asli khubi sirf uski lambai nahi balki uski motai bhi hai jo ki karib 4 inch k ass pass hogi, yani jiske andar guseyga uski maa chudna tay hai
Javed pura nanga ho k apne khade hue saanp pe hath firate hue
Javed- kiya hua beta, bada tarap raha hai bus beta thoda aur ruk teri khurak aati hi hogi
Ye bol k wo man hi man muskura uthta hai aur phir apne ek hath main apna darawna lund pakad k sidha haud main utar jata hai, aur tubewell k pani k thik niche aa k nahana suru kar deta hai
Haud ka pani behad saaf sutra tha jis karan kamar tak k pani main bhi uska wo lund behad saaf malum pad raha tha, saaf pani main javed ka kaala mota lamba lund aisa lag raha tha mano pani main koi saanp ho, wo ek hath se apne jism ko mal raha tha aur dusre hath se apne lund ki ghisai kar raha tha, es pal javed alag hi sapno ki duniya main khoya hua tha, wo aankhen band kiye hue, kuch yaad kar raha tha jis wajah se uske lund pe uski pakad aur majbut hoti ja rahi thi
Tabhi kisi ne piche se uski bagal se hath dal k uske baalon wale sine pe hath rakh diya, aur uske jism se bilkul chipak gaya, javed apne sapne se jaag gaya use turant malum pad gaya ki piche jo bhi hai wo bina kapdon k hai
Javed- aa gayi choti panditain
Ye gaon k Panditji ki sabse choti beti hai, eska naam deepa hai, waise deepa se badi ek behan aur hai aur usse bada ek bhai, waisi deepa k bhai aur uski didi ki shaadi ho chuki hai
Magar javed deepa ko uske naam ki jagah Choti panditain keh k bulata hai, deepa ek 18-19 saal ki jawan ladki hai, jiski Saadi k liye uske pitaji ne riste dekhne suru kar diye hai, magar deepa apne jism ki garmi javed se bhuja rahi hai, deepa ko Kali se phool bhi javed ne hi banaya hai, deepa javed ko chachaji keh k bulati hai
Javed ne ek hath piche le ja k use apne aage kar diya, wo ek 18-19 saal ki halki sawli si par behad chudakkad si dikhne wali ladki thi, uski 36 inch ki badi badi chuchiya ab javed k samne thi jis pe tubewell ka pani sidha gir raha tha, pani girne ki wajah se uski chuchiya aur jada khubsurat aur badi lag rahi thi, aur tezi se hil bhi rahi thi
Javed ne apne dono hathon se uski kamar pakad k use khud se bilkul chipka liya, javed ka mota sa lund uski nabhi pe dabne laga tha, javed ne apne dono hathon ko niche karke uski 38 ki moti gand ko buri tarah masal diya
Deepa- ufff ye toh aaj kuch jada hi bada lag raha hai, kahi subha subha sumaila ki nangi gand toh nahi dekh li
Javed- saali uska naam mat le warna kahi uske naam k nase main aaj pura din teri chudai na kar du
Deepa- haiiii daiyaaa, itna dil hai apni betiya ko pelna ka
Javed- kiya karu saali maal hi aisa hai, jab bhi dekhta hu dil karta hai abhi patak k pelna chalu kar du
Deepa- toh subh kaam main deri kaisi
Javed- beti na hoti toh ab tak lita chuka hota apne niche, par beti hai esliye thoda sochna pad raha hai
Deepa- soch lo kahi beti k chakkar main aap hilate hi reh jaye, aur gaon ka koi aur aadmi munh maar le
Javed- Matlab ?
Deepa- ab bano mat, jaise kuch pata hi na ho, gaon ka sayad hi koi aisa aadmi hoga ho sumaila ko ragarna na chahta ho
Deepa ache se janti thi ki gaon k un logo main uska bada bhai bhi hai
Uski baat sunke javed ne usko God main utha liya, javed k liye deepa kisi halki fulki gudiya jaisi thi, aur phir uske honton pe apne honth rakh k behtahasa chumne laga,
javed ne apni jeebh uske munh main dal di, deepa ne bhi pura sath dete hue apni jeebh bhi javed k munh main dal k ek dusri ki jeebh se munh k andar jung ladne lage, javed apna thuk deepa k munh main dhakel raha tha jisse deepa bade aaram se gatak ja rahi thi, karib 5-6 min ki lambi chumban k baad javed ne use aajad kiya, par tab tak deepa ka pura chehra laal pad gaya tha, wo badi muskil se apni saanso ko samet rahi thi
Deepa- heyiiii bhagawan... Aaaa... Aaaa..p toh meri jaan hi le lenge...
Javed- teri jaan kaise le sakta hu, abhi toh Teri chut aur gand bhi Leni hai
Javed aankh marte hue use god se niche utar ke sidha pani main fek deta hai, Deepa chapak se pani main dubki lagati hai, aur khud ko sambhalte hue jaise taise haud ki ek munder ko pakad k khadi hoti hai