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Ab maja aane wala kisi ki maa ko pela jayega#08 Madarchod
Edhar ajay Vijay gaon se bilkul alag highway k pass eklauti chai ki dukan, yani Muneer kaka k dhabe pe pahuchte hai,
munner sehar se aake yaha gaon main basa tha, aur yahi highway pe usne apni chai ki dukan dal rakhi thi,
Waise gaon main usko leke tarah tarah ki afwa hai,
kaiyon ka kehna hai ki muneer sehar main chor tha, waha usne koi badi chori ki thi aur usi k baad police se bachne k liye wo yaha es gaon main aake bus gaya hai
Muneer ek 55 k karib ka magar majbut jism ka malik hai, dekhne main behad badsurat sa munner aisa hai ki dekhte hi ulti ho jaye,
Puri tarah bina baalon ka takla muneer hamesha munh main paan rakhta hai, jiski wajah se uske honth hamesha laal rehte hai aur honthon k kinare se paan ki laal peek hamesha behti rehti hai,
Muneer kaka ka pait halka sa bahar hai, aur siyah kaala itna ki unke samne koyla gora lage,
Muneer kaka jaldi uper kapda nahi pehente, bus niche ek gandi si lungi hoti hai, sayad sirf sardiyon main hi wo uper koi kapda pehenta ho, qki baki pure saal toh sayad hi kisi ne use uper koi kurta hai shirt pehne dekha ho kabhi,
Thode naate kad ka muneer dekhne se hi makkar aur kamina lagta hai, Magar jo baat sabse alag hai, wo ye ki wo jabse es gaon main aake busa hai tabse aaj tak usne koi bhi aisi harkat nahi ki jisse logo k uske chor hone wali baat pe jara sa bhi yakin ho,
Ulta wo toh hamesha logo se dur hi rehta hai aur esi wajah se usne apni chai ki dukan bhi gaon k bazar ki jagah highway pe sunsan jagah pe suru ki,
par phir bhi uski wo dukan kafi achi chalti hai, aksar highway se gujarne wale track k driver waha ruk k chai nasta karte hai,
Aur gaon k kai manchale bhi waha ghar walon se chup k cigarette aur chai peene jate rehte hai,
In sab ki wajah se muneer kaka ki wo choti si dukan kafi achi chalti hai, aur achi kamai bhi ho jati hai uski
Waise Muneer kaka ki family main uske alawa bus 2 aur log hai, jinmain se ek toh uski begum Menaka aur dusri uski jawan beti Purnamasi, jise sab piyar se purna kehte hai
(Menaka aur Purnamasi kaisi hai, kaisi dikhti hai, aur Menaka ne ek muslim mard muneer se kaise shaadi kar li ?, ye sab hum tab janeyge jab wo kahani main aayenge aur abhi usmain kafi waqt hai)
Muneer kaka ki hi tarah unki biwi aur beti bhi kisi se jada baat chiit nahi karti, wo dono bhi hamesha logo se kati kati hi rehti hai,
Aur inhi sab ki wajah se munner kaka ka ghar bhi gaon k dusri taraf wale jungle k bilkul kinare bana hua tha, jo gaon ki basti se kafi dur tha
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Ajay aur vijay apni bakchodi karte hue muneer kaka ki chai ki choti si dukan pe pahuchte hai
Ajay- kaise ho chacha
Gandi si lungi main, uper se pura nanga, bhatti ki aag ki wajah se puri tarah pasine main bheega hua kaala aur makkar dikhne wala muneer dono ko dekh k haste hue kehta hai
Muneer kaka- ache hai beta ji, are aaj es waqt ?, School ka kiya hua ?
Vijay- are kaka wo, school kuch dino k liye band ho gaya hai, ab toh roz hum yaha aayenge jab tak school band hai
Munner kaka- wo toh thik hai beta ji, par padai bhi bahut jaruri hai, aise khali ghumna jada achi baat nahi hai ?
Ajay aur vijay dono haste hue ek sath kehte hai
"Kiya kaka, aap toh pitaji jaise nasihat de rahe ho"
Muneer kaka- are nahi beta ji, hum toh bus itna chahte hai ki aap dono bahut tarakki karo Zindagi main
Munner kaka ki itni piyari aur bhali baatein sunke dono hi kafi khus hote hai, dono hi sochte hai munner kaha kitne ache hai, gaon main unke bare main bina matlab k hi ulti sidhi afwa faili hui hai,
Ajay- dhanywaad kaka, aap bade hi nek hai, acha kaka aaj mast chai pila dijiye
Munner dono k liye chai banane lagta hai
Ajay- ha toh ab bata, kiya baat kehne cha raha tha
Vijay- ( thoda gambhir hote hue) dekh yaar main Tera dost aur bhai hu.... hai na
Ajay- saale esmain puchne wali kiya baat hai
Vijay- dekh meri baat sunke bina matlab k gussa na hona balki meri baat ko dhiyan se sunna aur samajhna
Ajay uski baat ko ha main ser hila k sehmati deta hai
Vijay- dekh yaar hum dono kab tak, sarla madam aur school ki har ladki ko yaad karke unke naam ki muth marte rahenge, yaar ab hum 18 k ho chuke hai aur abhi tak humne nangi chut tak nahi dekhi
Ajay- baat toh teri sahi hai, saala wo Kaif humse bhi chota hai aur saala Kareena ko fasaye hue hai
Vijay- mujhe toh pura yakin hai, saale ne use chod bhi daala hoga, aur ek hum dono hai, saala humne toh aaj tak nangi aurat ya ladki tak nahi dekhi, aise kab tak chalega ?
Ajay- par kar bhi kiya sakte hai ?
Vijay- yaar agar tu gussa na ho toh mere pass ek rasta hai, jisse hum dono ko chut, gand mil sakti hai
Vijay ki baat sunke ajay ki khusi ka thikana nahi rehta, aur es baat ka andaza uske khade ho rahe lund se lag raha tha,
Ajay- saale jaldi bata, mera toh lund bhi khada hona suru ho chuka hai
Vijay- yaar main keh raha tha ki, q na hum dono Reema chachi ko .... ?
Vijay ki baat sunte hi Ajay ka chehra gusse se laal ho jata hai, aur karib chilate hue
"Behenchod wo meri maa hai ?"
Ajay ko gusse main dekh k wo use pakad k dukan se thodi dur le jata hai, qki ajay k gusse se chilaane ki wajah se munner kaka un dono ki taraf hi dekhne lage thay
Vijay- bhai pehle meri puri baat sun le, phir agar tujhe meri baat buri lage toh saale yahi mujhe jaan se mar dena main kuch nahi kahunga
Ajay- madarchod tu meri maa ko chodne ki baat keh raha hai aur chahta hai ki main shant rahu
Vijay- maa k lode pehle meri puri baat toh sun le
Ajay- bol saale kiya kehna chahta hai
Vijay- yaar dekh, ye hum dono hi jante hai ki Reema chachi us saale muslim mard Abrar dudhwale ki rakhel hai, ..... Bol hai ki nahi
Vijay ki baat sunke ajay ka guss thoda kam hota hai, aur Abrar ki rakhel wali baat sunke wo thoda sharminda sa bhi ho jata hai, aur vijay bhi uski es sharmindagi ka pura fayda uthate hue aage kehta hai
Vijay- toh bhai jab ek bahar ka muslim aadmi, hamare ghar ki aurat ki baja sakta hai toh kiya hume khud ye kaam nahi karna chahiye ki hum bhi us behti hui nadi main dubki laga le
Vijay ki baat sunke ajay soch main pad jata hai, ya yu kahu ki wo uski baaton main aana suru ho chuka tha
Ajay- par wo meri maa.....
Vijay- saale tu ek bar reema chachi ko maa nahi balki bus ek aurat aur khas karke us dudhwale ki rakhel samajh k soch
Vijay ki baat sunke na chahte hue bhi ajay k lund main tanaw aana suru ho jata hai, aur ye cheez vijay bhi ache se dekh chuka tha,
Vijay- soch k dekh yaar, hum dono Reema chachi ko jaise chahe waise estimal kar sakte hai, jab chahe unhen godi bana sakte hai, jab chahe unki sawari kar sakte hai, jab chahe unko nanga karke unke mast nange badan ka maza utha sakt hai, aur jab chahe unke munh main apne lund gusa k unhe ye bata sakte hai ki unpe pehle haq hamara hai us saale dudhwale ka nahi ?
Vijay ki baat se ajay ka pura gussa hawa ho chuka tha ab tak, ab toh uski aankhon k samne uski nangi maa nachti hui dikh rahi thi use, maano reema apne bete ko bula rahi ho ki
'aao aur chod do mujhe, aur ban jao madarchod'
Ajay- wo toh thik hai par yaar wo meri sagi maa hai main kaise unko ?
Vijay- saale yahi sochta rahega toh puri zindagi khud k hathon se hi lund hilata rahega
Vijay ki es baat ne maano ajay ki kamjor rag pe chot ki ho
Ajay- nahi ab mere lund ka pani, yu bekar nahi hoga, ab hum dono meri maa ko chodenge
Ajay ki baat sunte hi Vijay ki khusi ka thikana nahi rehta qki uski chaal puri tarah kamyab ho chuki thi,
asal main uski gandi nazar sirf ajay ki maa pe nahi balki uski choti behan pe bhi thi, aur jab usne pehli bar reema chachi ko nangi us Abrar dudhwale k sath dekha tha wo tabse unhen chodne ki firak main tha, aur aaj uski khuwaish puri hone ja rahi thi,
Ajay- par yaar hum maa se ye baat kaise kahenge ?
Vijay- tu uski fikar mat kar wo sab main dekh lunga, tu bus itna bata ki, tu tayyar hai na madarchod banne k liye
Ajay- (hasta hua) ha saale main banunga madarchod aur sath hi apne dost ko bhi apni maa k maze dilwaunga
Ajay ki baat sunke vijay man hi man hasta hua kehta hai
'saale tu kiya maze dilwayega, bus ek bar mera kaam ban jaye phir wo din dur nahi jab mera teri maa k sath teri choti behan ko bhi ragar dalunga'
Par ab ajay toh apne lund ko masalte hue, apni maa ko chodne k hasin sapno main khoya hua tha,
Phir dono wapas aake kaka ki chai ki dukan pe baith k chai pite hai
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Aur yaha se dusri taraf angur k khet main dono harami bhai, pichli raat mishrain chachi ko chod k mast nind main soye thay, jinki nind ab jake khuli thi
Sahil- yaar bhai maza aa gaya mishrain chachi ko chod k
Sameer- (apni nind se khuli aankhon ko malte hue) sahi kaha yaar mast maal nikli sali chinar
Sahil- bhai ab bus mujhe us din ka intizar hai jab hum us titli k par katenge
Sameer- wo din bhi ab dur nahi, jab hum dono in maa beti ko apne lund se maa bana denge
Sameer ki baat pe dono hi bhai hasne lagte hai
Sameer- acha chal bahar kafi dhup nikal chuki hai, chal talab pe naha lete hai
Sahil- are abhi do din pehle hi toh nahaya tha bhai
Sameer- saale teri nahane k naap pe jaan q nikal jati hai
Sahil- are roz roz naha k kiya fayda, bus pani hi toh kharab hoga, waise bhi hume pani ko bachana chahiye
Sahil ka ye hamesha ka natak tha, use nahana bilkul pasand nahi tha, use toh nahane k naam se hi nafrat thi
Sameer- tu aur tere ye ajib bahane, chal tu ghar pahuch main naha k aata hu
Phir Sameer waha se nikal k gaon k chote wale talab ki taraf chal padta hai, aur sahil ghar ki taraf nikal padta hai
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Aap main se kafi logo ko sayad kisi ki chudai ka intizar hoga, jabki maine abhi tak aisa kuch nahi likha, par ummid karti hu tab bhi aapko ye kahani pasand aa rahi hogi
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