Cickold beta hai.
Chapter 1
Pure Ghar may shaadi ka mahoul tha. Baraat aane wali thi sab log usi may busy the. Main bhi apne kuchh dosto ke saath baraat ke swagat karne ke liye gate par khada tha. Kuchh hi der may baraat aa gayi, naach gaane ka mahoul tha, ladki wale aur ladke wale aapas may gale mil rahe the. Baraat may bahot sare log aaye the kuchh young ladke bhi aaye huye the. Humne un sab logo ko baithne ke liye kaha aur sabhi ko nasta-paani dene lage.
Kuchh hi der may ladki bhi stage par aa gayi, Jaymala ke liye. Ladki ke saath uski kuch sahaliya aur ghar ke hi kuchh aurat bhi saath aayi. Shaadi ke stage par sabhi khade the aur fir Jaymala ka krayakram suru ko gaya. Main wahi stage ke nichhe khada ho kar Jaimala ka krayakram dekh raha tha.
Mere pichhche kuchh baraati may aaye ladke bhi khade the aur stage par jo ladkiya khadi thi uss par comments paas kar rahe the. Tabhi ek ne kaha:
"Yaar wo jo hari saari may aunty hai na kya mast gadrayai hui maal hai. Asli maza ko aisi hi maal ko chodne may aata hai."
Dusra
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitne bade bade boobs hai. Man to kar raha hai pura doodh khali kar du."
Tisra
"Abe ab kaha doodh milega, doodh to kab ka sukh chuka hoga."
Pahla
"To koi baat nahi apna beej daal kar fir se doodh ka intazam kar denge."
Main ye saari baate sunn raha tha lekin maine jayada gour nahi kiya. Baraati may aaye ladke to aisi baate karte hi hai. Fir Jayamala ka krayakram khatam ho gaya. Baraati wale khana khane chale gaye. Ladki wale aur ladke wale saadi ke mandap may jaa chuke the kynki shaadi wahi honi thi.
Majority of baraati khaana kha kar sone jaa chuke the kyunki raat bahot ho chuki thi. Shaadi ke mandap may sirf ladke ke ghar wale aur ladke ke 1-2 friend hi the.
Mandap ek side may ladki wale baithe huye the aur ussi ke opposite may ladke wale baithe the, side may kuchh chairs rakhe the jis par ladke ke friend baithe huye the, main bhi ussi ke bagal may baitha hua tha. Wo dono ladke aapas may baate kar rahe the aur mine chup chaap sunn raha tha.
"Yaad wo hari saari wali par mera dil aa gaya hai. Isko to pakka pata kar jaounga."
"Haa yaar bahot hi mast maal hai, kitna gadraya hua pet hai, uski nabhi dekh kitni gahrayi hai, agar chodne mil jayeg to maza hi aa jayeg."
"Ek baar pat jaye fir dekhna kaise iski chudai karta hoo."
Fir maine socha ki aakhir ye kiske baare may baat kar rahe hai. Aur main gour se sabhi ladkio ko dekhne laga. Kisi ne bhi green colour ke dress nahi pahna tha, tabhi meri najar meri Mummy par gayi jisne green colour ki saadi pahni thi. Aur fir maine socha ye log tab se meri mummy ke bare may baate kar rahe hai. Mujhe bahot gussa aaye unpar lekin maine kuchh nahi kaha kyunki main koi scene nahi karna chahta tha waha, aur shaadi ka mahoul bhi kharab ho jata.
Tabhi mere ek dost ka phone aaya aur usne mujhe Janwasa may bulaya jaha par baraati ke sone ka intizam kiya hua tha. Main uske paas chala gaya waha kuchh arrangement karna tha. Waha se wapas main mandap may aa gaya inn sab may kabrib 30 min lag gaye. Main wapas chair par baith gaya, maine dekha wo 2 lakde jo meri mummy ke bare may baat kar rahe the wo waha nahi the.
Maine aas paas najar dourai to dekha ki jo pahla wala ladka tha wo meri Mummy ke bagal main baitha tha aur unse hans hans ke baate kar raha tha. Meri Mummy bhi usse bahot hans hans ke baate kar rahi thi. Dusra wala ladka kahi najar nahi aa raha tha. Unlogo ke baate mujhe sunai nahi de rahi thi lekin aisa lag raha tha wo ladka koi funny baate kar raha tha aur Mummy uski baate sunn kar bahot hans rahi thi.
Wo dono fir waha se uuth kar ekdam pichche ke taraf chair par aa gaye aur baate karne lage, ek baat aur maine notice ki, wo ladka kabhi kabhi meri Mummy ko touch bhi kar raha tha, aur Mummy bilkul bhi object nahi kar rahi thi. Tabhi mere dost ka fir se phone aaya aur usne mujhe fir se bula liya. Main wapas se janwasa gaya aur waha kuchh kaam tha wo karne laga. Maien dekah wo dusra wala ladka bhi waha aa gaya. Wo tisre ladke se baat kar raha tha.
"Parvez kaha rah gaya, wo nahi aayega kya?"
"Wo hari wali ke pichche pada hai, lagta hai, aaj chod ke hi aayega usko."
"Haa yaar mast maal hai wo aunty, Parvez to expert hai aunty ko patane may, ek baar wo chod le for apna bhi chance aayega."
Wo log aisi hi baate kar rahe the aur hans rahe the. Koi lagbhag 15 min baad mera kaam khatam ho gaya aur main wapas mandap par aa gaya. Waha maine aas paas najar dourai to meri Mummy aur wo ladka jiska naam Parvez tha jo mujhe unke dosta ke baato se pata chali, wo najar nahi aa rahe the. Maine aas paas bhi dekha but wo log najar nahi aa rahe the.
Koi laghbhag 30 min baad meri Mummy wapas mandap may gayi. Meri Mummy thodi tense lag rahi thi, uske chechre par kabhi muskurahat aati thi to kabhi wo bilkul shaant ho jaati thi, aas paas ke log kuchh baate kar rahe the lekin unki baato par uska koi dhayan nahi tha. Parvez kahi najar nahi aa raha tha.
Maine chair change kiya aur thoda aage jakar baith gaya, bilkul Mummy ke karib, mai Mummy ko hi dekh raha tha, maine notice kiya Mummy ke hooth se lipstick gyab thi, mujhe pakka yaad tha last time mere jaane ke pahle Mummy ke hooto par red color ki deep lipstick tha, lekin wo ab puri tarah se gayab the, Mummy ke baal bhi thode ast vyast ho gaye the. Jisse wo baar-baar sawar rahi thi.
Maine thode aur dhayan se dekha aur notice kiya ki Mummy ke blouse par jo Iron the wo khatam ho gaya tha aur blouse ke kapde par scrach aa gaya tha, aisa lag raha tha jaise achche se blouse ko masala gaya ho.
Tabhi Parvez waha wapas aaya aur wo Mummy ke bagal may hi baith gaya. Mummy usko ek najar dekhi aur bilkul sarma gayi, Sarma ke usne apna chechra pura jukha liya aur halka halka muskurane lagi. Parvez bhi Mummy ko dekhkar muskura raha tha.
Main yahi sochne laga ki ye dono kaha gaye honge aur kya inn dodo ke beech kuchh hua hai? Kya such may Parvez ne meri Mummy ko chod liya hai, jaise uske dost baate kar rahe the?
Lambe samay bad update aya but mazedar update tha ab mummy ko chodne mai dusra bhi agayaChapter 7
Main college ke canteen may chala gaya aur apne liye kuchh khane ka order kar liye. Maine jo aaj dekha ussi ke bare may main soch raha tha. Meri aankho ke samne wo sare drishya ghum rahe the jo maine aaj dekhe the. Parvez jiss tarah se mummy ko chod raha tha, wo ek tasweer ke tarah mere aankho ke samne ghum rahe the.
Meri mummy itni bholi hai ki main chaah kar bhi usspar gussa nahi kar paa raha tha. Parvez mummy ke bholepan ka faida uuta kar uska istemal kar raha hai. Parvez jaise ladke ka kaam sirf aise gharelu aurato ke saath apni hawas ko mitana rahta hai. Ye gharelu aurate inn bato ko nahi samajhi aur Parvez jaise ladko ke changul may fansh jaati hai.
Mujhe pakka yakin tha ki Parvez mummy se koi pyar-vyar nahi karta, balki wo to sirf mummy ke khoobsurat badan ko bhog raha hai. Aur jis din uska mann mummy se bhar jayega wo mummy ko chhor dega. Lekin ye baat meri mummy ko samajh nahi aa rahi hai. Inhi sab baato ko sochte sochte kab time nikal gaya mujhe pata hi nahi chala. Maine apni scooty li aur ghar ki taraf nikal gaya.
Ghar aate aate mujhe 4 baj gaye the, maine ghar aakar bell bajayi, gate Mummy ne khola. Mummy puri fresh dikh rahi thi, shayad kuchh der pahle hi nahaya hua lag raha tha, unke baal abhi bhi gile the. Mummye ke chehre par ek mithti si muskurahat aur halki si sharmahat thi, jo generally nahi hota tha. Mummy ne ek patli si black color ki saari pahni thi aur unke blouse bhi black hi thi, saari ka pallu side se kar ke kande par rakha hua tha, blouse deep hone ke wajay se mummy ke boobs dikh rahe the. Mummy generally deep neck ki hi blouse pahanti hai. Mummy bahot sunder aur kamuk dikh rahi thi. Mummy ke chehre ki muskurahat dekhkar mai kah sakta hoo ki chudai ka khumar abhi tak gaya nahi hai.
"Aa gaya Chintu beta, tu fresh ho jaa main tere liye khana laga deti hoo."
"Rahne do mummy, mujhe bhook nahi hai."
Thoda ashcharya hote huye "Kya hua beta, teri tabiyat to thk hai."
"Haa mummy aaj canteen may kuchh kha liya tha."
Fir main apne kamre may aa gaya, main mummy se najre nahi mila paa raha tha. Mummy ko dekhte hi mujhe aaj ki ghatna yaad aa rahi thi. Mummy ka wo nanga badan, unki chudai, unki siskari sab yaad aa jaa raha tha.
Next day as usual main college chala gaya aur, fir dhire dhire main apni normal life may aa gaya. Mummy bhi bilkul normal hi behave karti thi, jaise kuchh hua hi nahi ho. Haa jis din bhi mummy Parvez se milen jati thi mujhe pata chal jata tha, uss din mummy ke chechre par ek ajib si chamak hoti thi, wo bahot khus lagti thi aur unke chechre par ek mithi si muskurahat rahti thi. Mummy ka aisa chechra dekhne ke baad main turant samajh jaata tha ki Mummy aaj Parvez se chud kar aayi hai.
Main mummy ke upar kisi tarah ka jasoosi nahi karna chahta tha ki wo kaha jaa rahi hai kisse baat kar rahi hai. Kyunki mujhe jo janna tha, wo mujhe pata chal chuka tha. Kabhi Kabhi Rukhsana bhi ghar par aati thi, mummy se milne. Jis din main Rukhsana ko dekhta tha samajh jata tha ki wo aaj mummy ko Parvez ke paas le jane ke liye hi aayi hai. Rukshana Parvez ki behan hai jo isi shahar may rahti hai aur uski shaadi ho chuki hai aur apne family ke saath rahti hai. Ye baat mujhe unke baate se pata chala tha.
Main apni normal life may aa chuka tha, aur maine iske baare may jayada sochna bhi band kar diya. Fir mere college ka timing change ho gaya aur main ab college thoda pahle jata tha aur thoda pahle college se ghar aa jata tha.
Ek din jab main college se ghar aaya to dekha mummy tution de rahi thi. Tution may 2 bachche the aur ek Ladka aur ek Ladki. Wo ladki mere hi age ki lag rahi thi, infact mere se badi hi hogi. Aur wo ladka bhi bahot bada lag raha tha, mere hi age ka lag raha tha. Wo ladka aur ladki ko maine pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha, shayad aaj hi naya naya suru kiya hoga.
Tution khatam hone ke baad job wo log chale gaye to maine Mummy se puchha:
"Mummy aap itne bade logo ko bhi tution deti ho?"
"Are nahi beta, wo ladki to graduation kar rahi hai aur maine jiss subject may graduation kiya hai ussi may wo bhi kar rahi hai. Usko kuchh doubt rahte hai to ussi ke liye wo aati hai. Aur wo ladka wo to abhi 12th may hi hai."
Main surprise hote huye "Abhi tak 12th may hi hai?"
"Haa, wo 10th may 2 baar fail ho gaya, tha aur fir 12th may bhi ek baar fail ho gaya, wo dusri baar fail nahi hona chahta isiliye sabhi subject ka tution le raha hai."
Mummy hall may baitkar padhati thi aur mere kamre se hall pura dikhta tha. Main college se aane ke baad apne kamre may chala jata tha aur jab mummy tution khatam kar deti thi tabhi bahar aata tha. Main mummy ko disturb nahi karna chahta tha.
Ek chij maine kuchh dino may notice ki, tution khatam hone ke baad jab sab bachche chale jaate the uske baad bhi wo ladka wahi rahta tha aur mummy se kuchh kuchh baate kiya karta tha. Mujhe lagta tha ki wo apni padhai ki hi baate kar raha hoga isisliye maine kabhi bhi unki baato par gour nahi kiya. Lekin aaj unki baato ne mera dhayan unki taraf khich liya, jab mummy bahot jor se khilkhila ke hansi.
Mummy ki hansi sunkar maine socha aisi kya baat ho rahi hai ki mummy ko itni hansi aa gayi. Main apna dhayan unki baato ke taraf laga diya.
Ladka: "Aapko dekhkar bilkul bhi nahi lagta ki aapi shaadi ho gayi hai aur aapke bachche bhi hai. Agar aap jeans aur top pahan kar bahar niklo to koi kah nahi sakta ki aap shaadi shuda ho."
Mummy hans kar: "Pagal ho tum, ab to meri itni age ho gayi hai, buddhi hone lagi ho main."
Ladka surprize hote huye: "Kaisi baate kar rahi ho aap. Aap aur budhi? koi maan hi nahi sakta. Aap to bilkul young ho, achchhi achchhi model fail hai aapke samne."
Mummy thoda sharmate huya: "Achha achha bahot ho gayi tarif. Ruko main tumhare liye chayi banati ho."
Mummy mere kamre ke paas aakar: "Chintu beta chayi piyoge."
Main: "Nahi mummy"
Mummy chayi banane kitchen chali jaati haii. Kuchh der baad wo chayi banakar aayi aur uss ladke ko di aur khud bhi wahi baith kar pine lagi.
Ladka: "Wah aape haato may to jaadu hai, aisi badhiya chayi to maine aaj tak nahi pi."
Mummy: "Bus bus, itni bhi tarif ki jarurat nahi. Achha ye bataou tum abhi tak 12th may hi kyun ho, fail kyun ho gaye itni baar."
Ladka: "Aapke jaise koi teacher nahi mili na abhi tak. Ab aap mil gayi ho to ab to pakka paas ha jaounga."
Mummy toda sharma ke bus muskura di.
Ladka: "Aapke husband kabhi najar nahi aate, wo yaha nahi rahte kya?"
Mummy: "Wo company ke kaam se jayadtar out of town hi rahte hai."
Ladka: "Oh! fir to aapko unki bahot kami khalti hogi."
Mummy thoda serious hokar
"Aisa kuchh nahi hai. Ab tum jaou."
Uss ladke ne bhi dekh liya mummy serious ho gayi hai so, jayada baat badhana achha nahi aur wo bhi chala gaya.
Abb main daily unki baato ko dhayan se sunne laga. Wo ladka daily tution ke baad ruk jaata tha aur mummy se baate karta tha. Mummy bhi usse hans hans kar baate kiya karti thi. Wo lakda mummy ki bahot tarif karta tha aur mummy to ye baat bahot achhi lagti thi. Fir ek din, mummy kitchen may chayi bana rahi thi aur wo ladka kitchen may chala gaya mummy ke paas aur wahi par khade hokar baat karne laga.
Main apne bed se side may chala gay jaha se window ke through mujhe kitchen saaf saaf dikh raha tha.
Ladka mummy ke kaan ko chhute huye: "Aapko na jhumke try karne chahiye. Aap par bahot achche lagenge."
Mummy: "Maine kabhi try nahi kiya, lekin try karoungi"
Lakda fir mummy ke kandthe par haat rakh kar: "Aunty aapke paas backless blouse nahi hai kya, aap par bahot achhi lgegi."
Mummy: "Haa hai na, mujhe bhi backless pahanna pasand hai lekin jab bahar jaati ho tab hi pahanti hoo. Ghar may nahi pahanti."
Ladka: "Aap agar ghar may saari pahanti hai to aapko backless blouse bhi pahanni chahiye."
Mummy: "Thik hai try karoungi."
Main surprise tha, wo ladka baat karte huye mummy ki yaha waha touch kar raha tha aur mummy usko mana nahi kar rahi thi. Wo mummy ke dressing ki bahot tarif kar raha tha aur mummy ko naya naye chije bhi suggest kar raha tha. Mummy ko sajana sawarna bahut pasand tha aur agar koi mummy ko kuchh suggest kart tha to wo bade dhayan se sunti thi. Fir chaye pine ke baad wo ladka chala gaya. Maine notice kiya wo ladka bahot hi kam samay may mummy se ghul mil gaya tha.