Par ye bada accha lag raha tha ki dia mera itna khyal rakh Rahi thi sayad isse he maturity kehte hai.
Abhi tak mujhe kuch karna he nahi pad raha hai sub kuch dia kar rahi thi.
Main apne room main tha tabhi mummy aai lunch ke liye toh hum bahar aaye aur lunch suru karne wale the tabhi aunty bhi aa gai .
Aunty - maa bete ka lunch ho raha hai
Mummi- haan suru he kar rahe the aaja tu bhi
Aunty-kyu nahi main biryani lai thi akhil ke liye
Me- thanks dia ye kya nikal gya mere muh se mummy aur aunty mujhe dekhne lage toh maine nazar jhuka kar
Me- dia aunty
Mummy - thoda soch samajh kar akhil
Aunty - koi baat nahi sobhna baccha hai
Mummy - ab baccha nahi hai chote par tha jo tere sath nahane ki zid karta tha ab bada ho chuka hai ye sun kar maine aunty ko dekha to wo muskura di
Aunty - bachpan main saitan tha par ab toh bada sarif ho gya hai.
Mummy - haan ye toh hai abhi tak iski koi girlfriend nahi hai toh aunty mujhe dekhte huye
Aunty - tujhe kaise pata sobhna
Mummy - meri kasam kha kar bola tha isne yaha ka pata nahi par Pune main koi nahi thi
Aunty - dekh le kahi yaha bana li ho
Mummy - yaha yo Saba aur sara hai ye koi girlfriend banayega toh maine unhe bol rakha hai is par nazar rakhne ke liye ye sun kar aunty ne mujhe ankh maar di aur
Aunty - dekh le nazar rakhna nahi toh bolegi pehle nahi bataya
Me- khana kha le ya ap dono baat karti rahogi
Mummy - haan par meri kasam yaad hai na
Me- haan mummy yaad hai aur maine aunty ke hath se biryani Li aur khane laga aur aunty mujhe kisi lover ki tarah dekhti rahi.
Lunch ke baad aunty thodi der baithi par mummy sath thi is liye kuch baat nahi hue aur wo chali gai aur main apne room main aa gya kyu ki unke ghar main bhi sub the
Sham ko main unke ghar gya aur aunty ko dekhte huye unke room main jane laga toh
Saba- ammi Naha rahi hai toh maine usse dekha aur ghar aane laga toh
Saba- ammi bol Gai hai ki tum aao to rok lu toh main uske sath he baith gya aur wo mujhe aur main usse dekhne lage.
Me-aise kya dekh rahi ho
Saba- dekh rahi hoon pyar kitna andha hota hai
Me- matlab
Saba- kuch nahi
Me- bolo saba matlab
Saba ek lambi sans le kar
Main tumhare samne hoon main bhi tumhare sath he Badi hue hoon aunty se jab baat hoti toh main tumhari baat karti wo tumhare photo bhejti rehti jaise meri ammi tum se pyar karne lagi waise ............... Aur uski ankhon main ansu aa gye aur wo uth kar apne room main chali gai aur main usse jate dekhta raha ki ye kya kehne wali thi tabhi meri nazar aunty par padi to wo kuch special mere liye tyar ho kar aai thi saree main jo wo bahut kam pehnti hain
Unko dekh kar mera anaconda jhatke khane laga par wo kuch soch rahi thi main unke pass gya toh apne room main chali gai aur main unke piche jaha wo bed ke sahare khadi thi
Me- dia uuuf tabhi unhone apni kamar ko piche nikala toh unki heavy back dekh kar mera anaconda jhatke khane laga meri pent main
Me-uuuf dia kya kar rahi ho socha hai mera kya haal ho raha hai aur apni pent ko dekhne laga toh aunty ki nazar waha padi aur unki ankhe fail gai
Aur ye dekh kar
Aunty - beshram ladke bachpan ki aadat gai nahi jab mere sath nahata tha tab bhi khada kar leta tha beshram koi aa gya toh socha hau kya hoga tabhi saba ki awaz
Saba- chachi puch rahi hai dinner main kya banana hai aur mujhe dekha aur chali gai aunty se jawab liye bina.
Aunty - isse kya hua hai dinner toh banana he nahi tha iske abbu bahar se le kar aane wale hai toh maine aunty ko sub bata diya
Me- mere samajh main nahi aaya ye kya bol rahi hai aunty ek lambi sans le ker
Aunty - main samajh gai hoon wo kya kehna chahati hai sayad maine uske haq ko usse chhin liya hai
Me-matlab
Aunty - kuch nahi akhil tum jao main isse baat karti hoon maine jyada puchna sahi nahi samjha aur apne ghar aa gya .