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UPDATE:-48
Is time mere pure face pe khun tha lekin meri aankho mein afsos ki ek jhalak tak nahi thi, is halat mein mujhe koi dekh le to uski fat ke hath mein aa jaaye kyuki pushpa ka pura face ud chuka tha aur pata nahi kyu main ab khudme shanti mehsoos kar raha tha. Lekin ab nayi problem thi ki goli ki awaz se sab satark ho gaye honge aur yaha se nikalte huye mujhe sawdhani bhi bartni hogi. Abhi tak khoon ke nashe mein tha lekin jaldi se dimag center mein aa gaya aur main jhatke se khada hua aur khade hote hi kapde pehne aur pushpa ki saari se apna khoon saaf kiya, face pe pollution mask lagaya aur chupchap bahar gate se bahar jhaka to sab log hall mein ikhata ho rakhe they aur isi taraf hi badh rahe they dheere dheere.
Main gate se nahi jaa sakta tha isliye ek baar room ke charo taraf dekh to ek window nazar aayi lekin wo puri glass se bani huyi thi aur usko kholne ka lock bhi nahi dikh raha tha mujhe. Main usko dekh hi raha tha ki mujhe kayi logo ki bahar se gate khatkatane ki awaz aane lag gayi, gate na khola to second ke hisab se tod denge aur main soch hi raha tha ki bahar se gate pe ek bhayanak laat padi jisse ander ka lock mud gaya, matlab ek aur laat aur sab ander ab main soch liya tha kya karna hai isliye thoda piche hata aur bhag ke us kaanch ki khidki ko todte huye kud gaya, lekin gaand jab mari jab main meri hi car ki chhat pe gira.
Main:- ahhhh bhenchod!
Main jaldi se ludakte huye niche utra aur jaldi se car mein baith ke nikal gaya lekin kayio ne us window se meri car dekh li thi lekin main sure tha ki number nahi dekhe honge inhone. Aaj to baal baal bach gaya
Main 15 minute mein hi haweli pahuch gaya raat bhut ho gayi thi lekin aarav lawn mein hi akela baitha tha maine car ko thik uske samne hi roka aur jaise hi maine utra to aarav ki bhi fat gayi kyuki meri shirt fat gayi thi shoulder par se aur chote chote kaanch ke piece ghuse huye they aur face pe bhi bhut sara khoon abhi bhi laga hua tha, hath bhi khoon se sane huye they, ye sab mujhe tab pata laga jab aarav mujhe mere room mein le gaya chupchap aur maine bathroom mein jaake shirt nikal ke khud ko mirror mein dekha tab khud ki halat pata lagi lekin mujhe koyi fark nahi pad raha tha insab se. isliye main shower liya aur room mein aaya to aarav abhi bhi tha usne meri choto pe dawai lagai,
Aarav:- ab bata kya karke aaya hai.
Maine usey fir puri baat batayi to wo mujhpe chillane laga
Aarav:- abey to chutiye tune usey maar kyu diya
Main:-usmaan ka dhyan idhar khichne ke liye.
Aarav:-pagal hai tu, chal so jaa maine vivek ko call kar di wo kal aa jayega yaha pe.
Main:-Chal kuch to acha suna aaj.
Uske baad main bhi so gaya aur aarav bhi chala gaya, subah main thoda late utha ready hoke niche aaya to Uncle, balbeer, aarav, janvi, rocky baithe huye they. Unhone mujhe dekha aur good morning wish kiya.
Main:- good morning sab ko, aur balbeer uncle kaise aana ho gaya itni subah-subah.
Balbeer:- arey beta tumhe wo 5 logo ki file mangwayi thi na aur wo kal ek kotha chalane wali ka khoon ho gaya hai, to main soch raha tha ki aap log hi dekho is case ko jaisa apne kaha tha.
Uski baat sunke maine aur aarav ne aankhe badi karke ek doosre ko dekha aur aisa karte huye CM uncle aur janvi ne hume dekh liya aur wo samajh gaye ki kuch kaand jaroor hua hai
Main:- arey uncle use case ko chodo kisi ne maar diya hoga daaru pike, local police station ko dekhne do case waise bhi uski koi family to hai nahi aur chahne wale gunde hai to case koi chalwayega hi nahi. Aap bas mujhe files do main abhi bata deta hu aapko.
Uncle:- arey ek second ye case hamare kisi kaam ka nahi lekin jaisa tumne kal kaha tha waisa hi karte hai, rocky ko bolke kisi apne aadmi ko is jurum mein arest karwao aur usey saza dilwao court se achi si aur saza ka din aaye aur jab public shaant ho to nikal lenge usey.
Aarav:- main bolta hu rocky ko wo kar lega aur judge sahab ko bhi bol dunga.
Main:- chalo ab files do mujhe, main apne room mein jaake padhta hu itne aap yahi ruko.
Main apne room mein aaya aur wo profile dekhne laga jo ki 5 ki ladki thi, ladko ya admiyo ko nahi le sakta pata nahi bhsdk kab bik jaaye ya kiske aadmi ho. Maine paancho profile dekhi unme se do hi select ki ek ACP thi doosri inspector thi encounter specialist record bhi ache they dono ke. Main niche aaya aur balbeer ko dono ko ki file di.
Main:- lo uncle neha aur swati ka transfer karwa lo inke area se yaha pe aur yaha ke jo is post pe hai unme se aditya naam ka inspector hai usko chod ke baki seniors ko bhej do jada nahi chahiye mujhe.
Balbeer:- thik hai beta, main unhe abhi bula leta hu phone karke wo aadhe ghante mein aa jayengi, aap sab samjha dena.
Main:- bula lijiye lekin ek baat kaan khol ke sunlo unko koi bhi Harsh ke alawa ek bhi baat nahi batayega.
Balbeer:- thik hai beta.
Janvi:- chalo itne lunch kar lete hai, aaiye uncle aap bhi.
Main:- chalo main ek call karke aaya.
Wo sab dinning table pe gaye itne maine aakash ko call karke bullaya aur fir us inspector aditya ke paas call ki.
Aditya:- hllo sir, aaj kaise yaad kar liya.
Main:- sir vir na bola kar mujhe, aur haweli aaja jaldi se kuch kaam hai.
Ab aditya ki fat gayi gaand kyuki usey pata hai ki haweli pe ya to kisi ki galti ho aur ya koi khass ho unhe hi bulaya jaata hai.
Aditya:- sahab koi galti ho gayi kya?
Main:- abey aaja koi galti na huyi.
Aditya:- aata hu abhi.
Call disconnected. Maine bhi jaake sabke sath lunch kiya then hum log wapis hall mein aaye to aditya ander aaya rocky ke sath uski fati huyi lag rahi thi aur ander aate hi commisioner aur CM ko dekh ke nervous sa ho gaya wo bichara. Lekin fir bhi usne aate hi salute thoka unko aur mujhe minato wali nazar se dekhne laga.
Uncle:- arey barkhudaar khade kyu ho baitho.
Wo baitha itne mein hi do jawan police officer ander aayi, bhenchod maal thi dono aur age bhi unki 25- 26 ke arround lag rahi thi, main aur aarav to aankh aur muh faadke unko ghur rahe they
to janvi ne aarav ka muh band kiya aur mujhe aankh dikhayi to hum thik se baithe. Lekin ye dono bina kisi nervousness ke sidha aayi aur khich ke salute maara CM uncle ko aur commisioner ko.Fir dono wahi khadi ho gayi.
Balbeer:- arey neha aur swati aao aao baitho.
Swati:- sir hum kaise matlab kuch kaam tha kya?
Aarav:- arey tumhara junior baitha tum bhi baith jaao.
Uski is baat pe mujhe hasi aa gayi, aur tab un dono ka dhyan hamari taraf gaya, wo swati to humey ghurne lagi aur neha muskura rahi thi.
Neha:- thanks
Aur wo dono bhi virajmaan huyi.
Swati:- to bataiye sir kaise yaad kiya humey, ye to humare under mein bhi nahi hai area.
Balbeer:- batao inhe AK beta, samjhao.
Main:- arey ruk jaao mere dono maharathiyo ko to aa jaane do.
"Ek to aa gaya" "doosra bhi"
Hum sab ne us side dekha to vivek aur aakash khade they, aakash aur vivek ne bhi ek doosre ko dekha kyuki pehli baar mil rahe they. Lekin vivek ki nazar jaise hi mujhse mili wo bhagta hua aaya aur gale lag gaya mere.
Main:- bhsdk ladki hai kya
aur ye kaise jhaant jaise kapde pehen ke aaya hai?Vivek ne kuch nahi bola bas mere pet mein mukka diya
Main:- oooouuuchhh! Maar kyu raha hai be.
Vivek:- bhsdk ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya yaha aane ke baad aur number bhi change kar liya
( Aur Aarav ke samne jaake usko maarte huye) aur tu madarchod ek baar bhi milne nahi aaya ab ek din pehle call karke bula liya.
Ye bhsdk Delhi ke CM, Commissioner, ACP, 2 inspector ke samne gaali bak raha tha waise bhi vivek ko lawda fark nahi padta lekin sab usey hi ghur rahe they.
Main:- ab teri backchodi ho gayi ho to beth.
Uske baad hum sab baithe aur aarav ne sabko aapas mein introduce karwaya sabne pani wagarh piya aur ab baari aayi main mudde ki.
Uncle:- To ab tum sab ho ek team aur tumhe lead karega AK aur tumhara ek hi target hai crime free delhi aur uski main root hai Harsh Choudhary . AK bhut time waste ho chuka hai, main aur nahi sambhal paunga, center se dabav hai mujhpe ab tum logo ko karna hai jo karna hai, CBI wale taang adayenge aur usme main jada help nahi kar paunga to wo tum khud dekhna..
Swati:- Sorry Sir, main aur neha ready hai lekin ek ladka humey lead karega kya?
Balbeer:- ye ko normal ladka nahi hai, He is Right Hand of CM surrender singh aur isey sab jaante hai delhi mein ki ye kon hai to is baat pe question na karo aur ek team ki tarah kaam karo, agar team mein kuch bhi khot hua to dikkat hogi jaise CBI walo ke sath huyi thi.
Neha:- sorry sir, we are ready aur hum bhi jaante hai inhe pehle se inhe bhut si ceremonies aur parties mein CM sir ke sath dekha gaya hai.
Main:-
okkk okkk, ab kaam ki baat jo yaha baat ho gi wo bahar nahi jaani chahiye, hum sab team mein hai to sab barabar hai koi bhi junior senior wali cheeze na karna aur sabse main baat abhi Harsh ko bhul jaao, hamara main targggg....Vivek:- harsh ko kyu bhul jaao be.
Main:- bich mein na bol aur harsh ka time nahi aaya hai abhi, abhi Usmaan hamara main target hai aur uske liye humey har crime solve karna hoga. To swati aur neha aap dono ka Transfer samjho ho gaya hai yaha pe kal se operate karoge yaha pe, jitne bhi case aate hai sab mujhe bataoge unme se jo mujhe important lagenge unhe apni team solve karegi baaki ke case aditya karega police ke sath.
Swati:- no problem hum kal se hi kaam pe lag jayenge.
Main:- then you all are free now.
Uske baad sab chale gaye ab bach gaye they main, aarav, aakash, vivek, janvi kyuki rocky aur uncle chale gaye they party ki kisi meeting mein.
Janvi:- chalo mall chalte hai shopping karne vivek liye.
Main:- tum log jaao main na aa raha.
Janvi:- puch nahi rahi bata rahe hu sab chalenge, aaj ka din enjoy kar lo fir busy hi rehne wale ho sab.
Main:- chalo fir.
Hum paancho mall gaye aur waha jaake janvi aur vivek ne loot machayi aur fir shaam tak free huye to madam ko bhukh lag gayi aur hum mall ke hi restaurant mein chale gaye aur meri kismat mein aaj fir lawde lage they kyuki samne priya, preeti, anjali uski friends baithi thi
aur aaj bhi priya ne dekh liya mujhe aur chilla ke boli.Priya:- AK idhar aana jara.
Hum sab ka dhyan us taraf gaya to janvi ne mujhe jaane ka ishara kar diya, ab marta kya na karta us side muda hi tha ki vivek aur aakash ko bhi sath khich laya kyuki ek akele ki bejati ho aur 3 no ki to fark padta hai, lekin main bhool gaya tha ki mere sath vivek bhi hai aur iski aur priya jhant barabar bhi nahi banti apas mein.
Vivek:- oyy lodu ye bhen ki laudi kya kar rahi hai yaha, ruk abhi iski maa chodta hu.
Main:- abey chod na us baat ko ab.
Aakash:- abey kaisa dost hai tera ladkiyo ke baare mein bolne ki tameez nahi hai.
Vivek:- chup lawde, ladki hai to kya sir pe bitha lu.
Main:- abey tum dono chup raho.
Hum teeno unke paas pahuche to unhone jagah banayi hamare liye hum baithe.
Priya:- AK ye janwar yaha kya kar raha hai.
Main:- wo darasal.....
Vivek:- kyu tujhe kya dikkat hai kahi bhi jaau main aur tu yaha kya kar rahi hai, jaroor apne rishtedaro ke ghar aayi hogi tumhara rasan khatam ho gaya kya.
Preeti:- heeeyyy you watch your tongue, tameez nahi kya ladki se baat karne ki.
Vivek:- ooo jhansi ki rani jada na ud, ek raipte mein sara atitude nikal dunga.
Priya:- tu mere se baat kar na gawar usse kya bol raha hai
Main aur aakash to apna matha pakad ke vivek v/s girls dekh rahe they bhenchod kutto maafik ladayi ho rahi thi
wo to maine janvi ko ishara kiya aur usne aake vivek ko shaant karaya aur apne sath le gayi.Main:- chalo main bhi chalta hu.
Preeti:- jao waise bhi humey gundo ke sath baithne ka shauk nahi hai.
Maine usey ek look
diya aur aakash ke sath waha se bahar aa gaya..Ye din jitna bacha tha wo humne backchodi karte huye bita diya yahi nahi 6-7 din aise hi backchodi mein nikal gaye, swati aur neha ka bhi transfer ho chuka tha hum logo ne bhut se case solve kiye they lekin usmaan related abhi tak kuch nahi mil raha tha lekin ek cheez hamare hisab se ho rahi thi wo ye ki crime rate ke sath sath crime case solve bhi tezi se ho rahe they aur iski wajah se opposition bhi shaant ho chuka tha, lekin mujhe usmaan se matlab tha na ki opposition se.
Ek raaat main aarav, aakash, vivek haweli ki terrace pe baith ke daru pi rahe they aur pi bhi pet bhar ke rahe they, hum chaaro full nashe mein they matlab bilkul fail ho chuke they
kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya bol rahe hai kyu bol rahe hai bas backchodi pele jaa rahe they.aarav:- yaar AK ye sala usmaan to shaant baitha hai ab kya kare.
Vivek:- maa chod dunga usmaan ki behn ke laude ne gaand mein dard kar rakha hai.
Ab vivek tez tez chillane laga to Uncle ne rocky ko upper bhej diya humsab ko shanti se apne room mein sulane ke liye. Lekin jaise hi rocky upper aaya aur wo kuch bolne ko ussey pehle vivek ne apni gun rocky pe taan di 2 ungliyo wali
Vivek:-AK ye raha usmaan iski gaand mein goli maarunga bhen ke lode ke " dhiskyau" "dhiskyau"
Sab:- hagahahahha lawde nahi mara usmaan.
Rocky:- backchodi ho gayi ho to niche chale.
Aarav:- ruk bhsdk ye to mera ladka rocky hai, aaja beta daru pi papa ke sath.
Rocky:- chup bhsdk niche chal nahi to Janvi didi aa jayengi.
Main:- chal na bhai kyu dara raha hai.
Aakash:- lekin gaadi tera bhai chalayega.
Main:- chutiye niche jaana hai london nahi jo gaadi chalani pade.
Vivek:- main to pehle susu karunga.
Aarav:- aaja peche ladaye jaise pehle ladate they.
Rocky:- niche chalo mere baap.
Main:- ruk jaa bhsdk aaj to sab peche ladayenge tu bhi aa.
Rocky:- lekin mujhe to susu hi nahi aa rahi.
Vivek:- tu fir bhi mutega chorichod.
Uske baad hum sab teerace ke kinare pe khade huye aur piche ki side sab mutne lage, ab hum chaaro ne to pi rakhi thi isliye lamba mut rahe they lekin rocky bichara 5 second mein hi ruk gaya.
Vivek:- AK ye bhadwa choti lulli wala hai, ruk gaya bhsdka.
Fir rocky ko sab choti lulli wala, choti lulli wala chidane lage, lekin fir niche jana pada kyuki janvi upper aake sunane lagi thi
. Hum sab apne apne room mein aaye hi they ki mera phone baja, maine screen pe dekha to thik se naam nahi dikh raha tha, pick bhi badi mushkil se kiya.Main:- kon hai bhai.
Neha:- AK ek MLA kidnap hua hai,. 24 ghante ki deadline hai aur mere hisab se isse usmaan ka kuch to link hoga.
Main:- thik hai byy
baby good night.ummmahhhh 
Aur aankh band piche phone bhi cut nahi kar paya main aur so gaya maa chudaye MLA aur maa chudaye usmaan, who cares
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inhone abhi tak nahi padha ..pichhali baar bhi kaha tha ..Magazine hai ye ek hum teen logo ne milke banayi hai isme jo member lounge mein ulti sidhi harkate ya ladayi jhagda hota hai unko roast kiya gaya hai
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nice update ..ab vivek bhi aa gaya ..aur 2 ladies police officer bhi team me shamil ho gayi ..
ab ye kis mla ko kidnap kar liya hai
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preety se to AK ki baat hi nahi ho paayi ..sab vivek aur priya ki ladhayi hi dekhte rahe
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ab ye kis mla ko kidnap kar liya hai
...preety se to AK ki baat hi nahi ho paayi ..sab vivek aur priya ki ladhayi hi dekhte rahe
..