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Aarav:- ab tum dono ladne mat lag jaana, neha jaldi se car nikalo.
Main:- aditya ko bolo hamare piche reh ke backup de.
Neha ne jaldi se sab ko inform ki aarav ne janvi ke paas bhi call kar diya tha to wo bhi aa gayi thi, ab hamare paas sahi 75 minute bachi thi. Hum sab gadiyo mein baithe.
Swati:- lekin jaana kaha hai.
Main:- ooopps! Wo gundo ki colony hai na yaha se 15 ki doori pe **** is jagah pe waha chalo jaldi.
Neha ne car dauda di.
Swati:- are you out of your mind, waha police walo ko dekhte hi maar dete hai ya gayab kar dete hai.
Main:- haa lekin jab AK sath na ho.
janvi:- dialouge baazi chod aur kaam pe focus kar, agar tune MLA ko bacha liya to preeti wapis se tujhse baat karne lage.
Main iske baad kuch nahi bola, mera chera sakht ho gaya ek dum se darindgi to koot koot ke dikh rahi thi mere face pe, ab bas kisi bhi tarah buddhe ko bachana tha preeti ke liye na sahi to Harsh ki taraf ek step badhane ke liye.
Hum sahi 15 minute mein us colony ke bahar ruke kyuki ander car to jaa nahi sakti thi. Aur raat ho rahi thi to ye jagah khatre se khaali nahi thi. Khair hum logo ne apni apni guns nikali aur tezi se aage badhne lage kyuki 59 minute bachi thi ( 15 minute yaha pahuchne ki aur 1 minute gun wagarh load karke badhne ki )
Aage main aur aarav chal rahe they aur hum usi chai ki tapri jaisi jagah pe jaa rahe they jaha maine us kaalu ke chakar mein unke boss ko maar diya tha aur jo banda MLA pe nazar rakhe huye tha, (jisse maine aur aarav ne pehchan liya tha kyuki wo us din yahi kalu ke sath hi baitha tha)
Hum log jaldi se us chai ki tapri ke paas pahuche, aur hamari kismat achi thi jo wo wahi baitha tha lekin jaise hi hum aage badhne ko huye to usne humey dekh liya aur uski aankhe meri aankho se mili aur wo waha se khada hoke bhagne laga aur uske bhagte hi hum bhi uske piche bhagne lage, lekin ab problem ye thi ko galiya bahut patli thi aur wo akela aram se bhag paa raha tha aur hum jhund mein they isliye problem ho rahi thi lekin vivek aur meri running achi thi isliye hum dono tez bhaag rahe they baaki sab se swati aur neha bhi bhut fast thi.
Wo bhsdka bhut tez bhaag raha tha aur mujhe ab gussa aane laga tha isliye maine ek baar ghadi ki taraf dekha aur fir puri gaand ka jor laga ke bhaga aur vivek se bhi aage nikla hi tha ki kisi bhadwe ne ghar ki window khol di aur wo sidha mere muh pe bazi, bhen ka lauda pura dimag hi hill gaya wo to lakdi ki khidki thi agar lohe ki hoti to mera sar hi khul jaata.
Main niche gira aur baaki sab mere paas ruke lekin vivek aur aarav bhaagte rahe aur main piche se chillaya.
Main:- vivek pakad bhen ke laude ko main banau isey milkha singh. Aaaahhhh bhenchod ye khidki kisne kholi uski maa ki chut.
Janvi:- hey watch your tounge, aur jada to nahi lagi.
Main:- arey tounge ki maa ki aankh bc pura thobda hill gaya.
Ye rasta lamba tha isliye wo humey abhi bhagte huye dikh rahe they, hum log bhi khade hoke unke piche bhagne lage wapis se lekin vivek ko pata nahi kya hua sayad gussa aa gaya hoga aur uski speed tez huyi aur us aadmi ki dheere kyuki thak gaya tha wo bhi bechara hai to insaan hi
Vivek ne uchal ke uspe jhapta maara to wo dono ek sath niche gir gaye, wo aadmi fir se khade hoke bhagne ko hua lekin ab kya fayda ab vivek jaise janwar ke hath mein aa chuka tha isliye uske khade hote hi vivek ne diya usek thobde pe bhut bhayanak punch.
Vivek:- bhenchod ruk main banau tujhe milkha singh, lawde aa jaa gold medal le le.
Hum sab bhi unke paas pahuche, main us admi ko uthaya aur uske khichke raipta diya, wo niche gir gaya, ek to vivek ke punch se uska pura thobda khoon ka ho chuka tha doosra ek thappad se uske kaano mein chidiya udne lagi thi.
Main:- sun MLA pe nazar kiske kehne pe rakh raha tha address de de, nahi to kutte ki maut maar dunga, tu janta hi hai mujhe.
Swati:- ye aise nahi bolega, hamare paas sirf 30 minute bache hai.
Maine vivek ko ishara kiya aur usne ishara milte hi uske pet mein ek punch diya to uski aankhe bahar aane ko ho gayi aur wo jhook gaya lekin vivek ne usey khada kiya aur uske face pe bhut se punch maare khich khich ke, bhut jada takat se uska pura face pichak gaya, janvi aur aakash ne to muh fer liya aisa scene dekh ke.
Wo:- batata hu batata hu chod do mujhe.
Vivek:- na na tu mat bata.
Aur ek punch aur diya usko, main vivek ko side kiya aur us admi ka coller pakda.
Main:- chal jaldi bhokh.
Wo:- Shhhhaabbb muuujjjhhee jaadaa nnaaahhii patttaa lekkkinnn yeee kaaammm ssuuunnyy bhhhhaai ne karrrwayaa hai wo usssmaan bhaaaiiii keee khaasss hai, uuunkkkaaa nummmbbeerr mereee paasss haiii. Leeekkkiiinnn wooo isss wwaaqqtt paaasss mmeeeiiinn jooo jaappnnessee zonnee hai ussskiii jo band khaanddarrr builddiingg meeiiinnn haaaiii.
Wo:- aabb chhhooddd ddooo mujhhhe.
Main:- thik hai
aur main uski coller chodi aur uska sir pakad ke diwar mein itna tezi se bajaya ki uski on the spot death ho gayi, uske khoon ke chitte hummm sab pe bhi aaake girey.
Swati:- what the fuck, usko maar kyu diya.
Janvi :- AK! What is this.
Main:- listen! We have only 30 minutes to ye baate chodo aur jaldi niklo, waise bhi yaha iska koi police case nahi karega.
Hum log tezi se bhagte huye hi cars ki taraf aaye kyuki 1 -1 minute hamare liye bhut kimti tha, aur mere dimag mein ek cheez bhut tezi se chal rahi thi, lekin maine is baare mein jada dhyan na diya aur jaldi se cars ke paas aaye aur car mein baith ke japani zone ( jo ki ek industrial area hai aur waha do teen building ka kaam chalu hai to waha jada rush nahi hota aur wo bhut paas thi like 10 minute ki doori pe)
Ek car mein drive kar raha tha doosri swati aur hum dono kaafi speed se drive kar rahe they, hamare paas sirf 25 minute bache they aur raat ke time mein thoda traffic bhi hota hai lekin hum dono cars ko bhagaye jaa rahe they theek 10 minute mein humne us zone ka fatak tod kar entry li. Humme car roki aur main ghadi ki taraf dekha to sirf 15 minute they lekin asli problem yaha thi kyuki yaha 3 buildings thi aur teeno 6-6 floor ki thi aur ek center wali 10 floor ki time sirf 15 minute mere pe bhut jada pressure tha aur is time mujhe ek dum quick decision lena tha aur joki maine liya bhi.
Main:- listen guys, time kam hai 3 group mein bat jaao aur 3 building chaan maaro jo samne aaye uda do, bas MLA ko chod ke.
Sab:- okkk.
Main:-aarav, janvi, vivek tum left wali mein jaao, neha,aakash aur aditya aur ye 2 hawaldar tum right wali mein jaao, main aur swati samne wali mein jaa rahe hai. Lets go.
Mere itna bolte hi sab apni apni bulidings ki taraf bhage, main aur swati building mein ghusey.
Main:-swati sidha uper se check karte hai, chalo lift mein.
Hum dono bhaag ke lift ke paas aaye aur jaise hi swati usme enter huyi, waise hi satak se lift band ho gayi aur dhad dhad dhad ki awaz ke sath upper ki taraf chali gayi. What the fuck bhenchod ye kya ho raha hai, aur mere dimag ki ghanti ek dum se jali.
Main:- oh my god, its a trap.
"Jo band khandar building hai usme hai" yahi bola tha us aadmi ne aur in teeno buildings mein yahi ek band building thi baaki dono open thi, aur ek baat us aadmi se sirf main pucha tha ki kon hai iske piche lekin usne address bata diya matlab wo sunny mujhe yaha lana chahta tha lekin ye sunny hai kon
Maine apni ghadi mein dekha to sirf 7 minute bache they lift thi nahi isliye main gaandfaad tez bhaga stairs se raste mein maine bhagte huye phone nikal ke bakiyo ko inform karne ki kosis ki lekin gaand tab mari jab signal hi nahi they phone, how is this possible in delhi, jaroor koi game khel raha hai. Maine phone wapis pocket mein dala aur fir aur tez bhagne laga.
Main 8th floor pe aaya to lift se swati ki awaz aa rahi thi " koi hai" "AK kaha ho tum" "bahar nikalo koi mujhe" . Maine ek baar usko bahar nikalne ki sochi lekin fir apni ghadi pe dekha to sirf 2 minute bache they isliye main wapis upper ki aur bhaga 9th and then aaya 10th pe to samne gate band tha joki wooden ka tha isliye main thoda sa piche aaya aur khich ke uspe laat maari aur main sidha ander, aur ander ka scene dekhke meri gaand hi fat gayi. Kyuki mere just samne wo MLA chair pe bandha hua tha aur uski chair pe ek bomb fit tha, dikkat ek thi aur wo ye ki wo bandha hua tha buri tarah se aur uske thik piche ek LED lagi thi jispe do bande baithe they, aur unme se ek bolne laga.
Wo:- sorry AK late ho gaye, ab is buddhe ke sath sath tum bhi maroge aur fir puri delhi jaan jayegi ki Usmaan se panga lene ka natiza kya hota hai. Tick tick tick.
Aur fir wo dono janwaro jaise hasne lage. Lekin maine unse dhyan hatake us buddhe ke paas gaya to us bomb mein 40 second bache they aur 24 ghante pure hone mein bhi. Main in jaise chutiyo se haar nahi maan sakta tha aur haar maan leta to mera ego satisfy nahi hota aur ab mujhe gussa aa raha tha aur mujhe gussa aata hai to mera dimag bhut tez kaam karne lagta hai aur us rassi ko kholne ke liye abhi ke liye dimag hi chahiye tha. Main bhag ke buddhee ke paas aaya aur pure dimag ke sath us rassii ko kholne laga. Lekin buddhhe ki gaand mein chull thi.
MLA:- beta chale jaao yaha se kyuki apni jaan khatre mein daal rahe ho, tum to jawan ho abhi meri to umar ho chuki, beta tum jaao yaha se sirf 20 second bachi hai.
Maine lagbhag rassii khol hi di thi lekin is buddhhe ke randi rone ne mera concentration bigad diya aur mera dimag fir se ghum gaya aur maine apni gun nikal ke buddhe ke mathe pe rakh di.
Main:- sun bhsdk ab muh se ek word na nikal diyo nahi to main khud hi pel dunga tujhe.
Usne haan mein garden hillayi aur maine apni gun wapis daal ke rassii ki taraf dekha to lawda kuch samajh nahi aaya aur tabhi wo bomb awaz karne laga tick tick.
10 9 bhenchod aise nahi marna mujhe, lekin achanak se mere dimag mein pata nahi kya aaya maine buddhe ki chhati mein laat maari jisse wo kursi samet gira aur kursi tooti aur rassi huyi dheeli maine aur usne milke tezi se rassi nikali.
5 4 3 2 1 and boooommmmm bhut tez dhamaka hua lekin jab 2 second bache they usse pehle hi maine buddhe ka hatha pakda aur paas ki window ka kaanch todte huye jump lagaya lekin blast ka impact waisa hi tha jaisa mera ghar blast hua tab tha. Ab blast ke impact se main aur buddha aur building se door hoke niche girne lage, bhenchod bomb se bache to ab 10th floor se niche gir ke mar jaayenge, hum tezi se niche jaa rahe they aur hum bilkul neeche aa gaye to hamare niche meri hi car dikhi mujhe, main samajh gaya ki marunga nahi to kam se kam gaand to dhang se tutegi, lekin tabhi mujhe buddhe ka khayal aaya aur ab main isey to marne nahi de sakta tha itni mehnat ke baad.
Isliye main niche girte huye hi uska hath pakda aur usko khud se sata ke apne upper kar liya aur khud pith ke bal niche jaane laga. Aur bhaaaammmmm se car ki roof pe meri bhut tezi se takrayi matlab jaan hi nikal gayi ho, meri main ek dum blank ho gaya tha meri aankhe khul rahi thi aur band ho rahi thi, car ke sare mirro tut gaye they maine apne right side mein dekha to buddha ek dum sahi salamat leta tha aur left side mein dekha to aarav, vivek aur baaki sab mera naam chillate huye meri taraf aa rahe they lekin meri gaand fir se fati jab piche media ko live coverage karte huye dekha, nice beta nice sahi game khel gaya usmaan..
Lekin ab mere ander khade hone tak ki takat nahi thi meri aankhe kisi bhi time band ho sakti thi puri body mein bhut tez pain tha, sir mein tees si uth rahi thi lekin dimag mein ek khayal tha ki maine is budhau ko kyu bachaya, mujhe to kisi ki parwah nahi hoti to maine isey kyu bachaya, kya main sach mein hero banne laga hu? Nahi nahi main hero nahi ban sakta. To fir apni jaan ki parwah kare bagair isko kyu bachaya?
Mere ko khudse koi jawab milta isse pehle aarav aur aa gaye.
Aarav:- AK uth na! Bhai uth na! Bhai.
Vivek:- uth na bhsdk.
Aakash:- AK aankhe band na kariyo ambulance aa hi gayi hai bas.
Ab in lawdo ko kon bataye ki sari haddiyo ka kima ban gaya hai aur meri aankhe inke baate sunte sunte kab band huyi mujhe pata hi nahi chala. Aur dimag bhi mera sunn ho gaya ek sawal ke sath ki " maine budhau ko kyu bachaya khud ki jaan pe khel ke?" Jawab kuch mila nahi lekin aap log jaroor dena iska jawab
Aarav:- ab tum dono ladne mat lag jaana, neha jaldi se car nikalo.
Main:- aditya ko bolo hamare piche reh ke backup de.
Neha ne jaldi se sab ko inform ki aarav ne janvi ke paas bhi call kar diya tha to wo bhi aa gayi thi, ab hamare paas sahi 75 minute bachi thi. Hum sab gadiyo mein baithe.
Swati:- lekin jaana kaha hai.
Main:- ooopps! Wo gundo ki colony hai na yaha se 15 ki doori pe **** is jagah pe waha chalo jaldi.
Neha ne car dauda di.
Swati:- are you out of your mind, waha police walo ko dekhte hi maar dete hai ya gayab kar dete hai.
Main:- haa lekin jab AK sath na ho.
janvi:- dialouge baazi chod aur kaam pe focus kar, agar tune MLA ko bacha liya to preeti wapis se tujhse baat karne lage.
Main iske baad kuch nahi bola, mera chera sakht ho gaya ek dum se darindgi to koot koot ke dikh rahi thi mere face pe, ab bas kisi bhi tarah buddhe ko bachana tha preeti ke liye na sahi to Harsh ki taraf ek step badhane ke liye.
Hum sahi 15 minute mein us colony ke bahar ruke kyuki ander car to jaa nahi sakti thi. Aur raat ho rahi thi to ye jagah khatre se khaali nahi thi. Khair hum logo ne apni apni guns nikali aur tezi se aage badhne lage kyuki 59 minute bachi thi ( 15 minute yaha pahuchne ki aur 1 minute gun wagarh load karke badhne ki )
Aage main aur aarav chal rahe they aur hum usi chai ki tapri jaisi jagah pe jaa rahe they jaha maine us kaalu ke chakar mein unke boss ko maar diya tha aur jo banda MLA pe nazar rakhe huye tha, (jisse maine aur aarav ne pehchan liya tha kyuki wo us din yahi kalu ke sath hi baitha tha)
Hum log jaldi se us chai ki tapri ke paas pahuche, aur hamari kismat achi thi jo wo wahi baitha tha lekin jaise hi hum aage badhne ko huye to usne humey dekh liya aur uski aankhe meri aankho se mili aur wo waha se khada hoke bhagne laga aur uske bhagte hi hum bhi uske piche bhagne lage, lekin ab problem ye thi ko galiya bahut patli thi aur wo akela aram se bhag paa raha tha aur hum jhund mein they isliye problem ho rahi thi lekin vivek aur meri running achi thi isliye hum dono tez bhaag rahe they baaki sab se swati aur neha bhi bhut fast thi.
Wo bhsdka bhut tez bhaag raha tha aur mujhe ab gussa aane laga tha isliye maine ek baar ghadi ki taraf dekha aur fir puri gaand ka jor laga ke bhaga aur vivek se bhi aage nikla hi tha ki kisi bhadwe ne ghar ki window khol di aur wo sidha mere muh pe bazi, bhen ka lauda pura dimag hi hill gaya wo to lakdi ki khidki thi agar lohe ki hoti to mera sar hi khul jaata.
Main niche gira aur baaki sab mere paas ruke lekin vivek aur aarav bhaagte rahe aur main piche se chillaya.
Main:- vivek pakad bhen ke laude ko main banau isey milkha singh. Aaaahhhh bhenchod ye khidki kisne kholi uski maa ki chut.
Janvi:- hey watch your tounge, aur jada to nahi lagi.
Main:- arey tounge ki maa ki aankh bc pura thobda hill gaya.
Ye rasta lamba tha isliye wo humey abhi bhagte huye dikh rahe they, hum log bhi khade hoke unke piche bhagne lage wapis se lekin vivek ko pata nahi kya hua sayad gussa aa gaya hoga aur uski speed tez huyi aur us aadmi ki dheere kyuki thak gaya tha wo bhi bechara hai to insaan hi
Vivek ne uchal ke uspe jhapta maara to wo dono ek sath niche gir gaye, wo aadmi fir se khade hoke bhagne ko hua lekin ab kya fayda ab vivek jaise janwar ke hath mein aa chuka tha isliye uske khade hote hi vivek ne diya usek thobde pe bhut bhayanak punch.
Vivek:- bhenchod ruk main banau tujhe milkha singh, lawde aa jaa gold medal le le.
Hum sab bhi unke paas pahuche, main us admi ko uthaya aur uske khichke raipta diya, wo niche gir gaya, ek to vivek ke punch se uska pura thobda khoon ka ho chuka tha doosra ek thappad se uske kaano mein chidiya udne lagi thi.
Main:- sun MLA pe nazar kiske kehne pe rakh raha tha address de de, nahi to kutte ki maut maar dunga, tu janta hi hai mujhe.
Swati:- ye aise nahi bolega, hamare paas sirf 30 minute bache hai.
Maine vivek ko ishara kiya aur usne ishara milte hi uske pet mein ek punch diya to uski aankhe bahar aane ko ho gayi aur wo jhook gaya lekin vivek ne usey khada kiya aur uske face pe bhut se punch maare khich khich ke, bhut jada takat se uska pura face pichak gaya, janvi aur aakash ne to muh fer liya aisa scene dekh ke.
Wo:- batata hu batata hu chod do mujhe.
Vivek:- na na tu mat bata.
Aur ek punch aur diya usko, main vivek ko side kiya aur us admi ka coller pakda.
Main:- chal jaldi bhokh.
Wo:- Shhhhaabbb muuujjjhhee jaadaa nnaaahhii patttaa lekkkinnn yeee kaaammm ssuuunnyy bhhhhaai ne karrrwayaa hai wo usssmaan bhaaaiiii keee khaasss hai, uuunkkkaaa nummmbbeerr mereee paasss haiii. Leeekkkiiinnn wooo isss wwaaqqtt paaasss mmeeeiiinn jooo jaappnnessee zonnee hai ussskiii jo band khaanddarrr builddiingg meeiiinnn haaaiii.
Wo:- aabb chhhooddd ddooo mujhhhe.
Main:- thik hai
aur main uski coller chodi aur uska sir pakad ke diwar mein itna tezi se bajaya ki uski on the spot death ho gayi, uske khoon ke chitte hummm sab pe bhi aaake girey.
Swati:- what the fuck, usko maar kyu diya.
Janvi :- AK! What is this.
Main:- listen! We have only 30 minutes to ye baate chodo aur jaldi niklo, waise bhi yaha iska koi police case nahi karega.
Hum log tezi se bhagte huye hi cars ki taraf aaye kyuki 1 -1 minute hamare liye bhut kimti tha, aur mere dimag mein ek cheez bhut tezi se chal rahi thi, lekin maine is baare mein jada dhyan na diya aur jaldi se cars ke paas aaye aur car mein baith ke japani zone ( jo ki ek industrial area hai aur waha do teen building ka kaam chalu hai to waha jada rush nahi hota aur wo bhut paas thi like 10 minute ki doori pe)
Ek car mein drive kar raha tha doosri swati aur hum dono kaafi speed se drive kar rahe they, hamare paas sirf 25 minute bache they aur raat ke time mein thoda traffic bhi hota hai lekin hum dono cars ko bhagaye jaa rahe they theek 10 minute mein humne us zone ka fatak tod kar entry li. Humme car roki aur main ghadi ki taraf dekha to sirf 15 minute they lekin asli problem yaha thi kyuki yaha 3 buildings thi aur teeno 6-6 floor ki thi aur ek center wali 10 floor ki time sirf 15 minute mere pe bhut jada pressure tha aur is time mujhe ek dum quick decision lena tha aur joki maine liya bhi.
Main:- listen guys, time kam hai 3 group mein bat jaao aur 3 building chaan maaro jo samne aaye uda do, bas MLA ko chod ke.
Sab:- okkk.
Main:-aarav, janvi, vivek tum left wali mein jaao, neha,aakash aur aditya aur ye 2 hawaldar tum right wali mein jaao, main aur swati samne wali mein jaa rahe hai. Lets go.
Mere itna bolte hi sab apni apni bulidings ki taraf bhage, main aur swati building mein ghusey.
Main:-swati sidha uper se check karte hai, chalo lift mein.
Hum dono bhaag ke lift ke paas aaye aur jaise hi swati usme enter huyi, waise hi satak se lift band ho gayi aur dhad dhad dhad ki awaz ke sath upper ki taraf chali gayi. What the fuck bhenchod ye kya ho raha hai, aur mere dimag ki ghanti ek dum se jali.
Main:- oh my god, its a trap.
"Jo band khandar building hai usme hai" yahi bola tha us aadmi ne aur in teeno buildings mein yahi ek band building thi baaki dono open thi, aur ek baat us aadmi se sirf main pucha tha ki kon hai iske piche lekin usne address bata diya matlab wo sunny mujhe yaha lana chahta tha lekin ye sunny hai kon
Maine apni ghadi mein dekha to sirf 7 minute bache they lift thi nahi isliye main gaandfaad tez bhaga stairs se raste mein maine bhagte huye phone nikal ke bakiyo ko inform karne ki kosis ki lekin gaand tab mari jab signal hi nahi they phone, how is this possible in delhi, jaroor koi game khel raha hai. Maine phone wapis pocket mein dala aur fir aur tez bhagne laga.
Main 8th floor pe aaya to lift se swati ki awaz aa rahi thi " koi hai" "AK kaha ho tum" "bahar nikalo koi mujhe" . Maine ek baar usko bahar nikalne ki sochi lekin fir apni ghadi pe dekha to sirf 2 minute bache they isliye main wapis upper ki aur bhaga 9th and then aaya 10th pe to samne gate band tha joki wooden ka tha isliye main thoda sa piche aaya aur khich ke uspe laat maari aur main sidha ander, aur ander ka scene dekhke meri gaand hi fat gayi. Kyuki mere just samne wo MLA chair pe bandha hua tha aur uski chair pe ek bomb fit tha, dikkat ek thi aur wo ye ki wo bandha hua tha buri tarah se aur uske thik piche ek LED lagi thi jispe do bande baithe they, aur unme se ek bolne laga.
Wo:- sorry AK late ho gaye, ab is buddhe ke sath sath tum bhi maroge aur fir puri delhi jaan jayegi ki Usmaan se panga lene ka natiza kya hota hai. Tick tick tick.
Aur fir wo dono janwaro jaise hasne lage. Lekin maine unse dhyan hatake us buddhe ke paas gaya to us bomb mein 40 second bache they aur 24 ghante pure hone mein bhi. Main in jaise chutiyo se haar nahi maan sakta tha aur haar maan leta to mera ego satisfy nahi hota aur ab mujhe gussa aa raha tha aur mujhe gussa aata hai to mera dimag bhut tez kaam karne lagta hai aur us rassi ko kholne ke liye abhi ke liye dimag hi chahiye tha. Main bhag ke buddhee ke paas aaya aur pure dimag ke sath us rassii ko kholne laga. Lekin buddhhe ki gaand mein chull thi.
MLA:- beta chale jaao yaha se kyuki apni jaan khatre mein daal rahe ho, tum to jawan ho abhi meri to umar ho chuki, beta tum jaao yaha se sirf 20 second bachi hai.
Maine lagbhag rassii khol hi di thi lekin is buddhhe ke randi rone ne mera concentration bigad diya aur mera dimag fir se ghum gaya aur maine apni gun nikal ke buddhe ke mathe pe rakh di.
Main:- sun bhsdk ab muh se ek word na nikal diyo nahi to main khud hi pel dunga tujhe.
Usne haan mein garden hillayi aur maine apni gun wapis daal ke rassii ki taraf dekha to lawda kuch samajh nahi aaya aur tabhi wo bomb awaz karne laga tick tick.
10 9 bhenchod aise nahi marna mujhe, lekin achanak se mere dimag mein pata nahi kya aaya maine buddhe ki chhati mein laat maari jisse wo kursi samet gira aur kursi tooti aur rassi huyi dheeli maine aur usne milke tezi se rassi nikali.
5 4 3 2 1 and boooommmmm bhut tez dhamaka hua lekin jab 2 second bache they usse pehle hi maine buddhe ka hatha pakda aur paas ki window ka kaanch todte huye jump lagaya lekin blast ka impact waisa hi tha jaisa mera ghar blast hua tab tha. Ab blast ke impact se main aur buddha aur building se door hoke niche girne lage, bhenchod bomb se bache to ab 10th floor se niche gir ke mar jaayenge, hum tezi se niche jaa rahe they aur hum bilkul neeche aa gaye to hamare niche meri hi car dikhi mujhe, main samajh gaya ki marunga nahi to kam se kam gaand to dhang se tutegi, lekin tabhi mujhe buddhe ka khayal aaya aur ab main isey to marne nahi de sakta tha itni mehnat ke baad.
Isliye main niche girte huye hi uska hath pakda aur usko khud se sata ke apne upper kar liya aur khud pith ke bal niche jaane laga. Aur bhaaaammmmm se car ki roof pe meri bhut tezi se takrayi matlab jaan hi nikal gayi ho, meri main ek dum blank ho gaya tha meri aankhe khul rahi thi aur band ho rahi thi, car ke sare mirro tut gaye they maine apne right side mein dekha to buddha ek dum sahi salamat leta tha aur left side mein dekha to aarav, vivek aur baaki sab mera naam chillate huye meri taraf aa rahe they lekin meri gaand fir se fati jab piche media ko live coverage karte huye dekha, nice beta nice sahi game khel gaya usmaan..
Lekin ab mere ander khade hone tak ki takat nahi thi meri aankhe kisi bhi time band ho sakti thi puri body mein bhut tez pain tha, sir mein tees si uth rahi thi lekin dimag mein ek khayal tha ki maine is budhau ko kyu bachaya, mujhe to kisi ki parwah nahi hoti to maine isey kyu bachaya, kya main sach mein hero banne laga hu? Nahi nahi main hero nahi ban sakta. To fir apni jaan ki parwah kare bagair isko kyu bachaya?
Mere ko khudse koi jawab milta isse pehle aarav aur aa gaye.
Aarav:- AK uth na! Bhai uth na! Bhai.
Vivek:- uth na bhsdk.
Aakash:- AK aankhe band na kariyo ambulance aa hi gayi hai bas.
Ab in lawdo ko kon bataye ki sari haddiyo ka kima ban gaya hai aur meri aankhe inke baate sunte sunte kab band huyi mujhe pata hi nahi chala. Aur dimag bhi mera sunn ho gaya ek sawal ke sath ki " maine budhau ko kyu bachaya khud ki jaan pe khel ke?" Jawab kuch mila nahi lekin aap log jaroor dena iska jawab
dhamakedaar update ..wo najar rakhne wale ka pata chal gaya aur usko pakadke MLA ka pata bhi laga liya ..
par ye sunny ka trap tha aur AK bahut mehenat ke baad MLA ko bacha paaya ..
usmaan kya sahi khela samajh nahi aaya waha pe media ke aane se aisa kyu kaha Ak ne ..
matlab usmaan ko hero ke baare me pata hai ..isliye uske liye trap bichhaya tha waha pe .
ab dekhte hai kitna damage hua hai AK ,,aur kabtak theek hoga ..
Subah meri aankh khuli main fresh hua aur sidha gym mein gaya aur bhut jayada pasina bahaya kyuki main gusse mein tha bhut jada aur iska simple sa reason tha Uncle aur Raj ki baate lekin ab main koi galti nahi kar sakta tha kyuki ek galti aur upper ka ticket kab kat jaaye kisi ko pata nahi, ab gussa mera shaant sirf ek cheez se shaant hota hai, jab problem khatam ho jaaye lekin problem abhi main chah ke bhi khatam nahi kar sakta aur itna is gusse ko carry karna bahut muskil hai isliye gym mein is gusse ko kisi tarah kam kar raha tha.
Main gym se aaya naha dho ke breakfast kiya chup-chap aur fir niche basement mein jaane laga un dono aadmiyo ke paas, to aarav bol pada.
Aarav:- kaaha jaa raha hai?
Main:- Usmaan ka pata laagane.
Aarav:- Ruk main bhi aata hu.
Maine kuch nahi bola bas chal pada aur aaeav bhi mere piche piche aa gaya. Hum dono 5 minute ke ander unke room ke bahar khade they, hamare sath rocky bhi tha kyuki uski local gundo pe pakad achi thi.
Main:- Rocky bahar nikal to in dono ko.
Rocky ne bhi mera mood kharab hai ye dekh liya tha isliye usne bina backchodi kiye huye gate khola aur un dono ko bahar leke aaya aur unhe mere ishare pe hamare samne chair pe bithaya gaya, un dono ki gaand fatti huyi thi kyuki hum main aur aarav unke samne khade they aur wo baithe they aur wo sawaliya nazro se humey dekh rahe they.
Main:- Usmaan kon hai?
Pehla:- humey nahi pata aur hum nahi batayenge agar unhe pata laga to humey maar denge.
Main:- 10 mahine pehne ****** is jagah aur **** is ghar mein ek bomb blast hua tha, tujhe pata hai kisne kiya.
Pehle to un dono ne ek doosre ki sakal dekhi aur fir doosre ne bola.
Doosra:- dekho humey nahi pata us baare mein, aur hum kuch nahi batane wale.
Main:- chalo mujhe iska bhi oata tha yahi bologe. Ab kuch sawal to bacha hi nahi tum logo ke liye, to kya kiya jaaye, chod diya jaaye.
Pehla:- haa sahab chod do humey, humne to kuch bigada hi nahi aapka.
Main:- chal tum dono ajaad.....
Aarav:- ruk mere ko puchne de inse
Main:- abey ab tu kya puchega, inhone bola na ki ye log nahi jaante aur ye jhoot kyu bolenge humse, chalo khade ho jaao dono aur niklo.
Un dono ko bharosha nahi ho raha tha ki itni jaldi baksh diya gaya unhe, wo bhi bina kisi torture ke. Un dono ne ek doosre ko dekho aur fir hasey kyuki wo log mujhe chutiya samajh rahe they. aakhirkar wo dono uthey aur jaane lage lekin fir achank se piche mude aur pehla wala bola.
Pehla:- waise ek baat bolu tum na bade chuti......
Uski jaban uske muh mein hi atak gayi kyuki uske words pure hote usse pehle meri gun nikli aur gun se ek bullet aur sidha uski khopdi mein aur wo dhadam se piche gira, aur doosra to shock mein tha aur wo jaise hi reality mein aaya to doosri goli uske sir mein ghus chuki thi. Fuck! Ab jaake thodi frustration kam huyi.
Aarav:- abey maar kyu diya in dono ko.
Main:- mann kar raha tha mera.
Aarav:- abey tu asani se unse sab kuch ugalwa sakta tha, lekin tune backchodi kar di, befaltu mein thok diya.
Main:- sun gyan na pel, mujhe pata hai main sachayi nikalwa leta unse lekin main aise bich mein ab koi kaam suru na karne wala aur rahi baat usmaan ki uske baare mein ye bhi thik se nahi jaante they bas naam use kar rahe they uska, aur unko maara isliye kyuki mera bhut jada mann kar raha tha, main to unko piche se maarta lekin saale bol-bachan karne lage they to thok diya.
Aarav:- abey dimag hilla hua hai kya tera? Apne maje ke liye kisi ko thok dega kya?
Main:- abey tere konsa jija tha inme se, gunde they maare gaye? Shaam ko meeting bula urgent.
Aarav:- abey ab meeting kis liye wo bhi urgent mein.
Main:- dekh jitna kaha hai utna kar. Aur main bahar jaa raha hu shaam ko meeting ke time aa jaunga.
Itna bolke main sidha upper apne room mein aaya aur gun ko reload karke aur thoda sa drugs bhi le liya sath. Niche aaya car nikali aur aakash ke ghar ke ghar pahucha. Bell bajayi aunty ne door khola aur mujhe ander aane diya.
Main:- aakash kaha hai aunty?
Aunty:- beta wo to bahar gaya hua hai, tum bolo to bulau usey.
Main:- bulao.
Aunty ne usey phone kiya aur kuch baat karke mujhe boli.
Aunty:- beta 15 minute mein aa raha hai wo. Itne wait karo.
Main:- main uske room mein hu aur aap coffee wagarh mat laana.
Uske baad main sidha aakash ke room mein gaya jo ki jada bada nahi tha lekin usme books bhari padi thi hacking related, main aise hi time paas karne ke liye aise hi books khol khol ke dekh raha, samajh jhaant nahi aa raha tha lekin timepass jaroori hai, maine ek do book khol ke rakhi lekin ek book kholi to usme se photograph nikal ke niche giri, maine us photo ko uthaya to wo ulti thi ab main usko palat ke dekhne hi wala tha ki kisi ne jhatke se mere hath se wo pic khich li, meri gaand fat gayi bhenchod kon aa gaya flash ke jaise, lekin palta to pata laga aakash lodu hai, waise dekha jaaye to mujhe uspe chillana chahiye kyuki usne achanak se aake dara diya mujhe lekin wo sala mujhe pe hi chillane laga.
Aakash:- abey meri books kis se puch ke ched raha tha? Dekh kuch bhi ho jaaye meri books aur unme rakhi cheeze na cheda kar, mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai.
Wo itna bolke apni books ko jaldi jaldi sametne laga aur fir usne meri nazro se chupa ke wo photograph ek red book mein ghusa diya, usey laga ki maine dekha nahi lekin maine dekh liya tha, khair maine uspe jada dhyan na dete huye sidha kaam ki baat pe aa gaya.
Main:- chal ab tera ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kar le.
Aakash:- haa bol aur chillane ke liye sorry.
Main:- abey sorry ko daal apni gaand mein aur ek baat bata, tujhe to anjali ne mere paas aane se mana kiya tha to tu kyu aaya kal meeting mein.
Aakash:- haa usne mana kiya tha lekin maine khub socha ki wo to ameer baap ki beti hai lekin main ek middle class family se hu ab padh likh ke kitna kama lunga, jitne se mera ghar chal sake aur main ek normal aur simple life jee lunga. Lekin main aisi life nahi jeena chata, ye dekh raha hai tu is jhaat barabar kamre mein life guzri hai meri aur aage bhi isi mein guzrne wali hai lekin ab maine soch liya hai ki khudko aur apni family ko achi life dunga, chahe wo kaisa bhi rasta ho.
Main:- abey chutiye main konsa tujhe naukri pe rakh raha hu aur is line mein jo tu apni aur apni family ko achi life dene ki soch raha hai na isme khatra bhi bhut hai.
Aakash:- koi nahi dekha jaayega aur waise bhi aarav ne itna to mujhe bhi sikha hi diya hai ki khud ko kaise safe rakhte hai.
Main:- tu Chutiya tera guruji chutiya, chal chod main baat ye hai ki tu shaam ko haweli pahuch jaaiyo, kuch kaam hai.
Aakash:- aur tu kaha jaa raha hai.
Main:- chal be bandi na ban meri, apna kaam kar.
Uske baad main aakash ke ghar se nikla aur haweli jaane ka mann nahi tha mera isliye socha koi movie hi dekh lu aur thodi shopping kar lu, isliye mall mein chala gaya. Car park ki aur jaise hi mall mein enter hua to gaurd ne ek dum se salute maara.
Main:- bc aaram se salute maar na, gaand hi faad dega kya.
Wo:- sorry sir.
Main:- sorry ko kya apne pichwade mein daalu
Uske baad mein aage ko ho liya, aaj pata nhi kyu chidchida sa ho rakha tha, waise uncle mujhe kayi jagah apne sath leke gaye hai business meetings aur unke hotels malls mein to waha ka staff janta hai mujhe. Main sidha aaya ticket li aur ek mast si movie dekhi aur fir bahar aake shopping karne laga, shopping karte karte shaam ho gayi thi lekin bhookh lagi thi isliye food court chala gaya aur apna order deke couch occupy kiya hi tha ki kisi ne mera naam liya "AK" maine palat ke dekha to hamare class ki ek londiya thi riya naam ki aur uske sath do ladki aur anjali aur baithi thi.
Main:- hiii.
Riya:- come join us.
Main:- tumhari friends ko koi problem to nahi hogi na.
Maine ye isliye bola kyuki anjali ki sakal ban gayi thi mujhe dekhte hi.
Riya:- arey isme problem kya hogi bhala, aakhir tum to anjali aur preeti ke bestfriend ho.
Main (mann me) :- lawde ka best friend, wo to preeti na hai yaha pe nahi to yaha kha jaati mujhe.
Riya:- arey aao na.
Main bhi apni jagah se khada hua aur unke paas baith gaya aur waiter mera order bhi wahi le aaya. Maine apni pizza ka slice uthake muh tak pahuchaya hi tha ki tabhi samne se mujhe do log aate huye dikhe aur undono ko dekh meri double gaand fat gayi, matlab unko dekh ke fati lekin undono ko sath mein dekh ke fat kya bhenchod bikhar hi gayi
(Dekha kitna gaandfaad update hai ye )
Ab dikkat ki baat ye thi kis samne se preeti aa rahi thi aur uske sath thi priya (gaon wali) ab inhe dekh ke utni nahi fati jitni undono ko haste huye baate karte dekh ke fat gayi. Kehne ka matlab hai ki fat ke 64 ho gayi thi aaj. Undono ne mujhe nahi dekha tha lekin mera khaana mere gale se niche nahi utarne wala tha. Mere mann mein aaya ki yaha se bhaag jaau aur main khada hoke piche muda hi tha ki, bhen ki lawdi priya bol padi kyuki hamare paas aa chuki thi preeeti ke sath.
Priya:- AK tum yaha.
Ab lode to lag hi gaye they socha ab dhang se lagwa lu.
Main:- india hi hai ye pagal ladki, aise kyu react kar rahi hai.
Priya:- Arey tu itne mahino baad mila hai to khusi to hogi na tujhe nahi huyi kya khusi.
Main:- haa haa bhut jada khus hu main to ( chudail, dayan, bhootni)
Priya:- to baith na bhaag kaha raha hai.
Maine uski baat pe haan mein mundi hillayi aur ek baar anjali ka face dekha jo ki tedha medha, sada sa tha, fir preeti ka dekha, haaye! Gusse mein uska red face kitna cute lag raha tha.
Priya:- waise tum in ladkiyo ke sath kya kar rahe ho.
Ab main kuch bolta usse pehle riya bol padi.
Riya:- arey ye preeti ka best friend hai aur bhut hi sareef insaan hai.
Main (mann mein) :- lagta hai party mein nahi aayi ye.
Lekin uski baat pe anjali ko khaasi aa gayi aur priya bhi mujhe ghur ke dekhne lagi, main sharminda to nahi lekin bahut awkward feel kar raha tha is moment pe, bhenchod mere sath hi kyu hota hai aisa.
Main:- meri chod tu ye bata ki tu delhi mein kya kar rahi hai.
Priya:- preeti meri mosi ki ladki hai, to hun cousins huye aur isiliye main yaha aayi hu ab college bhi yahi rehke karungi.
( Ye lo bhenchod anjali aur preeti kam thi jo ye teesri aur aa gayi meri lagane)
Ab main kuch bolta usse pehle mera phone baja jo ki aarav ka tha maine pick kiya lekin galti se phone speaker pe ho gaya lekin main usey speaker par se hatata itne mein screenlock ho gayi matlab chud gayi basaanti aur aarav lodu chilla ke bola
Aarav:- bhsdk, shaam ke 6 baj rahe hai, kaha gaand marwa raha hai, shaam ko meeting bula li subah un dono ko thok ke hamara dimag kharab kar diya aur ab khud gayab hai, bol na bhsdk kaha marwa raha hai aur ek to is harsh ne dimag ka bhosda kar rakha hai aur upper se tune.
Ab itne anmol vachan sunke waha baithi sabhi ladkiyo ka saamp sungh gaya ho, unki aankhe bahar aane ko ho gayi thi lekin hamare aarav bhaiya ko abhi bhi chain nahi mila tha isliye doobara bol pade.
Aarav:- abey bol na madarchod, kya teri rakhel kiran ke bhosde mein ghus gaya.
Main:- aa raha hu..
Aur maine phone jaldi se cut kiya aur un ladkiyo ki taraf bina dekhe sidha nikal gaya, aaj to lawde kag chuke they, bhenchod preeti mujhe kya pata maaf bhi kar deti sayad aage jaake, lekin ab to dildo se gaand maar legi meri aur ye priya na bata de mere kaand usey. Fuck!!!!
Ha ha ha jab naseeb me ho lodey to kaisay milege pakode. Woh haal hua hai re bhayya basanti chudi na nahi randi ban gayi hai. Aur kuch bura bacha kia insab ke baad.