Incest My Life With my Family
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Lekin tabhi mera phone baja jab mene phone dekha to me chauk gaya.
Ab aage....
Muje dekh kar
Ritik: kya huaa kiska phone hei.???
Mene phone dikhate huye.
Ritik: to chauka kyu raha hei, uncle ka hi to hei. Pehle phone utha varna cut ho jayega.
Me: haa ruk
Call pe....
Dad: beta kaha ho?
Me: ritik k sath bahar hu.
Dad: me ghar aaya hu.
Me: aap aa gaye.
Ritik: kya uncle vapas aa gaye?
(Mene haa me sir hila diya)
Me: haa me abhi aata hu.
Dad: thik hei beta.
Phone cut....
Me: chal bhai jana padega.
Ritik: sorry ladies aaj tum iski virginity nahi tod paogi
Rita: kya yrr tum bhi. Hamare naye dost ki khatirdari nahi karne milegi
Ritik: kar bhi kya sakta hu. Uncle bohat time baad aaye hei. Jyadatar bahar hi rehte hei business k liye. So.. chalo bye..
Itna bol kar nikal gaye. Ghar mese nikalne k baad lift se niche gadi pass aaye aur beth k chalne lage.
Me: bhai yrr bol to sahi ki kisse milana chahta hei aur kya karna chahta hei. Meri to fatt k hath me aa gai thi. Vo to sukar maan ki me bohat jaldi react nahi karta. Varna mere se jyada chutiya koi nahi dikhta.
Ritik: Haa yrr. Ye to me bhul hi gaya tha ki tu ladkiyo k sath kam ghumta hei. Aur uper se mene tereko MILF se mila diya( itna bolte-bolte hasne laga ritik.)
Me: bhai tu to roj sex karta hei. Tuje kya jab un dono ne chhuaa na tab body me ek shurshuri dod gai thi. Mera to khada hi hone vala tha. Lekin utne me dad ka phone aa gaya.
Ritik: haa lekin uncle bohat time baad aaye hei. Vese achanak to nahi aate na??
Me: ha yrr vese jab bhi aate tab phone kar dete the ki 2 din baad aaunga yaa 3 din baad aisa bol dete the lekin vo to ghar par bethe hei. Vese hame kya me aisa bol deta na ki kal aaunga kuch kaam se bahar hu Ritik k sath.
Ritik: to bol dena chahiye tha na.
Me: nahi yrr me thik se prepare nahi tha ye sab karne k liye. Aur tu muje achanak le gaya.
Ritik: tu pagal-vagal hei kya isme kya prepare hona hei tuje. Exam thodi hei jo prepare hona hei.
Me: dusri baat un logo ne aajtak kitno k sath sex kiya hoga.
Ritik: to tuje kya. Virgin MILF chahiye. ( itna bol kar jor-jor se hasne laga)
Me: arre aisa nahi yrr
Ritik (hasi rok kar): to kaisa bhai is zamane aisa nahi hota vo bhale hi dusro k sath sex karti thi lekin pichle 1 saal se me unke sath kar raha hu. Aur unhone mere sivay kisi aur k sath nahi kiya.
Me: achha!!!!!!
Ritik: yrrr tu sex me bilkul kachha hei. Ruk pehle muje, tujko full training deni padegi fir tu marega chakka.
Me: vo to time hi batayega.
Ritik: chal ab ghar aa gaya.
Fir gadi se hum utre. Aur ghar k andar aaye to dad hall me sofe pe beth kar coffee pi rahe the aur TV pe sonymax pe Suryavansham dekh rage hei. Me aur ritik unke pass jake bethe.
Dad: aur Ritik kya chal raha hei aaj kal??
Ritik: bas uncle sabkuch mast chal raha hei.
Me: Ritik tu coffee piyega ki chai?
Ritik: esta or west chai is best.
Me: thik hei.
Fir mene kamini aunty ko aavaj lagai or 2 chai k liye bol diya.
Dad: Ritik Dad kese hei tumhare??
Ritik: Bas badhiya hei.
Dad ne ritik se yaha vaha ki baat chit ki aur chai aa gai hamari. Mene aur ritik ne chai le li. Aur pine Lage. Aur mene time dekha ki 11.30 baj rahe the. To mene ritik ko.
Me: Bhai 11.30 ho gaye kal school me milte hei.
Mene isliye aisa bola ki ab muje bhi nind aa rahi thi.
Ritik: haa yrr subah gym me bhi jana hei. Chal me nikalta hu.
Aisa bol kar chai ki aakhri sip li aur cup rakh kar apni bike lekar chala gaya.
Me aur dad bethe hei me abhi apni chai me mast tha aur TV dekh raha tha tab muje khayal aaya ki dad aaj bin bataye aa gaya puch leta hu.
Me: Dad aap aaj bin batay aa gaye. Aapne muje bataya kyu nahi.
Dad: pehle muje ye batao ki tumne hi voh company ka kand thik kiya tha na!
Me: haa to uska kya
Dad mera javab sunkar shock ho gaye. Matlab dad ko sirf abhi tak doubt hi tha. Lekin mera javab sun kar confirm ho gaya.
Tabhi muje achanak realized huaa.
Me: lekin aapko kese pata chala.
Dad: beta me tumhara dad hu.
Jab company me kand ho gaya tab dad ko malum huaa aur jab vo check karne gaye to sabkuch pehle hesa ho gaya. Aur kuch department me employe kam dikh rahe the to tab dad ne pucha ki ye employe kaha hei aur ye sab thik kese huaa to unko bataya ki aapke bete ne kiya hei. To dad ko yakin nahi huaa. Isliye vo turant ghar aa gaye ki ye sach hei ki nahi.
Dad: lekin chalo muje ye batao ki tumhe kese pata chala ki company me ghotala ho raha hei.
Me: dad meri bhi toh company hei. Isliye me bethe-bethe sabkuch check karta hu ki sari company thik se to kaam kar rahi hei na. Kisi me kuch ho to nahi raha na.(Dad muje shabashi dete huae meri pith par hath ferte hei) Aur dad ek maje ki baat batao to me duniya me kisi bhi insan ko dekh sakta hu ki vo kya kar raha hei. Kis-kis mil raha he.
Tabhi dad choukte huae
Dad: to tum hamare bare me bhi sab kuch jante hoge.
Itna jab dad ne bola hi tha tab mene bina kuch soche Haa me sir hila diya kyuki TV dekh raha tha. Lekin mene aajtak dad ki jasoosi nahi ki thi.
Dad: Ohh chalo vese tum sabkuch jante hi ho toh
Me: nahi-nahi me itna jyada bhi nahi jana,l lekin thoda malum hei. ( muje laga ki dad kuch chupa rahe hei isliye aisa bola mene)
Dad: ha vese tum bade bhi ho chuke ho tumhara hak banta hei sabkuch janne ka. Thik hei me tumhe aaj sab bata hi deta hu.
Me abhi serious ho gaya tha to mene TV off kardi, chai ka cup kamini ko de diya aur bola ki aap so jaiye ab. Fir kamini chali gai ab me aur dad hi the. Hamari baat koi nahi sun sakta tha.
Dad: beta mene tumhe aajtak Tumhari Mom k bare me kya bataya hei?
Me: kuch bhi nahi.
Dad: dekho beta jab tuhmara janm huaa tab ki baat hei ye.
Flashback...(Dad ki zubani se)
Me us time bahar tha. Aur achanak muje call aaya ki meri Wife matalab tumhari mom hospital me hei tab tum uske pet me the. Usko labour pain shuru huaa to kamini hi usko hospital le gai thi. Aur usne muje turant phone kar diya. Jab me hospital pahocha tumhe aur tuhmari mom ko dekhne tab tuhmari mom bed pe nahi thi. Lekin bed pe ek chitthi jarur thi. Aur tum kamini ka dudh pi rahe the. Jab mene kamini ko pucha ki meena kaha hei to usne bola ki jab Babu huaa na tab me aapko phone karne gai thi to jab mene vapas aakar dekha ki bed k pass Babu tha aur ek chithhi thi lekin memsahab kahi dikhai nahi de rahi thi. Mene nurs ko pucha to usne bola ki ek aurat k sath chali gai.
Mene vo chithhi padi. Fir mene usko kabhi dhundhne ki koshish nahi ki. Muje laga ki shayad mere me hi koi kami rahi hogi.
Flashback End....
Dad: Aur ha beta tumhari 2 behne bhi hei. Ab shayad badi ho gai hogi.
Itna bolte-bolte dad ki ankho me ansu aa gaye. To mene dad ko mera roomal diya
Me: koi baat nahi dad jo huaa so huaa ab kar bhi kya sakte.
Dad: lekin beta tumko bachpan me maa-behno ka pyar bhi nahi mila maaf kar de na beta i am sorry.
Me(dad ko sambhalte huye): koi baat nahi dad jo hota hei sab achhe k liye hi hota hei.
Dad k baju me ek file rakhi thi, dad shant huye tab vo file di muje.
Dad: dekho beta is file me tumhari maa ki jankari hei. Aur ha vo chithhi bhi tum vo pad lena to tum sab kuch samaj jaoge.
Me: thik hei dad aap tension mat lijiye me ekdum happy hu. Kyu ki muje pata to chala ki meri mom kon hei aur zinda bhi hei. Varna me kya kya soch raha tha.
Me bohat utavla ho raha tha vo file dekhne k liye lekin mene socha shanti se apne room me jake dekhenge.
Dad ab bohat shant ho chuke the. Mere muh par muskan dekh kar vo bhi khus ho gaye.
Dad: lekin beta ek aur baat hei.
Me: aur konsi baat hei dad?
Dad: Dekho beta um aisa hei ki
Me: dad ab bata bhi dijiye me nahi gussa hounga
Fir mere chehre muskaan dekh kar dad ne bola
Dad: dekho beta meri 5 shadiya hui hei.
Me: kyaaaa????(zor se)
Dad: dekha isliye me nahi batana chaha tha.
Me(ekdum shant ho kar dhire se): Matlab aisa nahi hei mera, aap bataiye muje. Me pehle aapki puri baat sunu to muje samaj aayega. Shuru kijiye aap.
Dad: okay. Dekho meri 5 shadiya hui hei. Matlab tumhari 5 stepmom/souteli Maa hei. Dekho vo sab dil ki bohat achhi hei.
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Update 4
Dad: okay. Dekho meri 5 shadiya hui hei. Matlab tumhari 5 stepmom/souteli Maa hei. Dekho vo sab dil ki bohat achhi hei.
Ab aage....
Me: jao yrr dad kyu juth bolte ho.
Dad: arre sach beta me kyu juth bolunga.
Me: chalo mene maan liya ki aapne 5 shadiya ki hei. Lekin maa k jane k baad aapko shadi karne ki jarur kyu hui. Lekin hui to hui 5-5 shadiya ki.
Dad: beta meri halat hi aise thi. Muje nahi karni thi lekin kismat ne karva di.
Me: aisa bhi kabhi hota hei kya.
Dad: dekho beta mere pass itna abhi time nahi hei varna me tumhe khud puri kahani bata pata. Aur mene ek decision liya hei.
Me: konsa????
Dad: jab meri shadiya hui hei. Tab me ek ghar se dusre ghar bhag raha hu business me bhi jyada dhyan nahi hei. Isliye abhi company me ghotale ho rahe hei.
Me: ek ghar se dusre ghar matalab???
Dad: arre haa. Me tumhe ek baat bata na hi bhul gaya ki. Ye meri shadiya hui hei. To unko pata nahi hei ki meri aur bhi shadiya hui. Vo sab to aisa hi janti hei ki. Meri sirf ek hi shadi hui hei vo sirf meena se. Aur ye bhi pata hei ki mera ek beta bhi lekin uski maa Matlab meena ne chhithi me ye bhi likha tha ki "mere jane k baad mere bete pe souteli maa ka saya bhi mat padne dena" isliye mene tumhe aaj tak nahi bataya, meri shadiyo k bare aur vo sab bhi ye baat janti hei.
Me: Achha.
Dad: lekin unko to sirf yehi malum hei ki meri sirf ek hi shadi hui hei. Aur vo sirf meena se hi. Aur vo sab ye bhi janti hei ki mera ek beta bhi. Un sabne muje kaha ki muje tumhare bete se mila do me achhe se khayal rakhungi lekin mene sabko saaf-saaf mana kar diya hei.
Me(Dad ki bato ki bich me): lekin dad ab me milna chahta hu sab se.
Dad: ruko pehle meri baat to sunlo.
Un sabko yehi lagta hei ki mera itna bada business hei to muje har time bahar rehna padta hei. Kyu ki muje 1 ko nahi 5 ko time dena padta hei. Kisi k ghar kabhi 1-2 mahina hi rukta fir unko business ka bolkar dusri ghar chala jata tha. Lekin ab tu bada ho gaya hei. Meri gair maujudgi me tune pura business sambhala tha. Vo bhi itni kam umra me tum itne samaj dar ho gaye ho. To ab me chahta hu ki tum apni saari souteli maao ko.. souteli nahi tumhari apni maa hei beta. Plzz beta apna hi samjna sabko.
Me: haa dad aap bilkul fikar mat kijiye.
Dad: me yehi chahta tha. Aur me ye bhi chahta hu ki tum unko time do to me ab business me pakad banalu.
Me: thik hei dad me kar lunga aap bilkul bhi tension mat lijiye.
Dad: kabhi unko ekdusre k bare pata chala to. (thoda dar k aur khayalo me kho kar bole)
Me: vo to ab time aane par hi pata chalega.
Dad: hei bhagwan kuch bura na ho.
Me: kuch nahi hoga dad,(time dekhte huye) 12.30 bajne aaye hei. So jaiye aap.
Dad: ha chalo me so hi jata hu bahut thak gaya hu.
Dad khade hokar room ki taraf jate hi
Me: lekin dad muje aap meri moms se milvaoge kab??
Dad: beta mere pass ab time nahi mene business pe dhyan nahi diya toh ye sab kand ho gaye. Muje maloom tha ki me tumko khud nahi milva paunga.
Me: to ab???
Dad: ruk to jao bolne to do, ha to mene un sab ki details ki ek PDF banai hei with photos vo me tumhe kal send karunga. Thik hei??
Me: okay dad.
Dad: aur me un sab ko tumhara photo send kar k bol dunga ki ye mera beta hei aur aaj se tumhara bhi aur vo tumse khud milne aayega.
Me: ekdum first class
Fir hum dono apne-apne room me chale gaye. Me room me aate pehle vo file ko apne table k drawer me rakha aur lock kar diya. Dil to chahta tha ki abhi vo file dekh lu aur apni sagi maa ko dhundh loo lekin sharir ki thakan thi hi itni ki me bed pe let te hi so gaya.
Subah....
Bed pe aankh khuli. Dekha to 9 baje hei. Aaj school me chhutti thi aram se uthna tha to sota raha. Ab ankh khul chuki thi to uth gaya bathroom me jakar naha dho kar fresh ho gaya.
Aaj mene socha tha ki "aaj nasta papa k sath karunga", table pe aake betha aur kamini ko pucha.
Me: papa kaha hei.
Kamini: vo to subah jaldi hi chale gaye.
Me: ye bhi theek hei. Jara nasta laga dijiye aunty.
Kamini: haa babu.
Nasta lagta hei tab tak me newspaper padh lu. Newspaper padna achhi baat hoti jara desh-videsh ki jankari rehti. Pehle kuch panno par jyada kuch tha nahi vahi politics, murder, ye, vo lekin akhir k kuch panno par jyada dilchaspi aati hei muje kyu ki actress ki jankari aati hei
un sab ko dekh kar dimag me.
"Yrr ye sab kitni awesome hei. Unka Figure ahhh maja aa jaye. Inke sath sex karne me kitna maja aayega. Sex se yaad aaya ki muje abhi experience chahiye. Kisse se lu kuch samaj nahi aa raha. Ritik ki 2 friend to hei lekin muje koi personal chahiye jo muje janti ho aesi vo dono to muje jyada kuch nahi janti. Kya karu kuch samaj nahi aa raha."
"Kamini se puch"
Me: kyaaaa....
Kamini: kya huaa babu.
Me: kya aapne kuch bola muje.
Kamini: nahi to.
Me: to vo kisne bola.
Kamini: kya kisne bola.
Me: arre kisi ne bola.
Kamini: yaha hamare do ke sivay hei kon. Tumhara veham hoga ye lo nashta karo.
Me: nahi. Muje lagta hei kisine kuch bola.
Thodi der shochne k baad.
Me: aavaj to aadmi ka tha lekin kiska tha ye nahi malum (dhire bol raha tha) chalo chhodo nashte pe focus karne do.
Jam k nasta kiya. Fir TV dekhne hall me chala gaya. TV on hi kari thi utne me Ritik chalte-chalte hall me dakhil ho raha.
Me: Ritik tum yaha???
Ritik: to me kya aa nahi sakta kya
Me: nahi mera matalab ye nahi tha.
Ritik: thik ye sab chhod chal mere sath.
Me: kaha??
Ritik: chal na tu saval bohat puchta.
Me: puchna padta hei. Pata hei na aage 2 friend ko lekar aaya tha meri virginity dur karne k liye.
Ritik: yrr aisa kuch nahi hei. Tu chal to sahi.
Me: haa-haa chalta hu 2 min ruk me mera phone le lu.
Fir me apne room me jakar charge me se phone nikala aur notification check ki to papa ne muje vo PDF bheji thi me uspe click karne hi vala tha ki.
Ritik(mere room k darvaje pe khada hokar): jaldi chal late ho rahe hei.
Mene fir clear notification pe click kar diya to sari notification chali gai kyu ki facebook, instagram, snapchat in sab bhi thi isliye aur PDF open karna hi bhul gaya. Ritik k sath bahar aaya aur uski bike pe beth kar chalne lage.
Gadi pe jate-jate signal aaya vaha khade ho gaye kyu ki signal red tha. Hum khade huye the ki hamare piche 2 bike vale aake khade ho gaye. Me aur ritik baat kar rahe. To un do bike valo me se ek ne hamko dekha dusre bike vale ko bhi bataya vo 4 log the, ek bike pe 2. Unmese ek chilaya.
Note: yaha me un sabhi ko A1, A2, A3 & A4 likhunga.
A1: Ritik sale, haramjade.
Ye sun k ritik ne piche dekha to jat se gadi chalu karke signal todkar gadi bhaga di utne me un 2 bikers ne apni gadi bhaga di. Vo hame pakad na chahte the.
Me: bhai ye sab kya hei.
Ritik: mat puch bohat lamba matter hei.
Me: bhai bata to sahi huaa kya. Ye log hamare piche kyu pade hei.
Dekhte hi dekhte ritik ne gadi bohat speed me chalana shuru kar di aur vo log bhi hamara picha karte rahe. Ab ritik un logo chakhma dene ke liye aisi jagah le gaya jaha gali aati hei. 15 min un logo bhagaya lekin unse picha abhi tak nahi chhuta tha. To gadi bhagate bhagate aesi gali me aa gaye the jaha uska the end tha aur hamara bhi.
Ab yaha se nikalne ka koi bhi rasta nahi tha to ab ritik ne gadi stand pe laga k utarne laga aur do bikers bhi hamara rasta rok kar khade ho gaye.
Me: ab kya hoga bhai.
Ritik: ab jo hoga vo manjure khuda hoga.
Utne 2 aur bike aa gai aur vo bhi 4 the Matlab ek pe 2 bethe the. Aate hi un logo me se A1 se hath milaya aur hamari taraf ishara kiya.
Me: bhai ye to ab Dubble ho gaye matalab 8 log aur hum 2 aur un mese meri body thi nahi ki me ek-do ko maar saku aur vo sab-sab ke hatte-katte the.
Un mese 2 log aaye aur ritik ko pakda.
Me: bhai aap sab ko problem kya hei?? Kyu pakad rahe ho.
A1: ye bohat bol raha hei. Isko bhi pakd, aaj to in dono ka kaam tamam kar dete hei
Un mese ek hatta-katta ane laga meri taraf aur vaha mera dost ritik un do aadmiyo se chhutne ki koshish kar raha.
Mere paas aakar usne meri taraf hath badhaya. To mene hath jodakar ne ki koshish ki lekin.
Mere hath ne uske badhte huye hath ko pakda. Aur mere kadam piche ki or badhe aur mere hath ne jo us aadmi ka hath pakda tha use jor se uper ki taraf kicha jisse vo uchle. Vo pura mere uper se uchla aur sir k bal mere piche pada. Aur vahi behos ho gaya yaa mar gaya ye muje bhi nahi malum. Pehli baat to ye hei ki muje malum nahi ki mere sath chal kya raha hei. Mere hath aur per par koi bhi control nahi tha. Ye sab dekh kar.
A1: pakdo iss bachhe ko aur maar dalo.
To ek aadmi dodta hua aaya to mere hatho ne muthi banai aur vo mere pass aaya hi tha ki mera hath itni fast move huaa ki ek pal ke liye to muje bhi nahi dikha, fir jo mukka us aadmi k pet pr laga tha to uske muh se khun ki ulti ho gai aur vahi dher ho gaya.
Sab ye dekh kar chouk gaye. Jin do aadmi ne ritik ko pakad rakha tha unhone ritik ko chod kar meri taraf jor se aane lage. To mere per achanak unki taraf jor se badhne lage. Unke najdik pahochte hi ek uchi jump lagai aur jatt se mere dono ghutne unki chhati pe, fir vo dono jami pe dher ho gaye. Ye sab itna jaldi huaa ki kisiko kuch nahi dikha sab ko yahi dikha me un do aadmi ki chhati pe me ghutno k bal khada hu.
Ab me khada huaa. Abhi 4 aadmi hi khade the.
A1: jao koi maro usse.(darte huye bola)
Uske chehre par dar saaf dikh raha tha. Aur dusre 3 aadmiyo ke chehre par bhi, koi aage nahi aa raha tha. Aur mera ek kadam aage badha to A1 ko chhod kar sab dum daba kar bhag gaye ab mere samne sirf A1 khada tha, vo bhi dar k maare.
A1: Ritik me tereko dekh lunga.
Itna bol kar vo gadi leke chu-mantar ho gaya. Itna sab ho gaya lekin ye sab mene nahi kiya tha mere hatho aur pero par koi bhi control nahi tha. Muje ab tak samaj nahi aa raha tha ki mere sath ho kya raha hei. Achha hei ki hum jaha the vo sumsaam jagah thi. Ab me aur ritik aur vo 4 admi jo jamin par pade the. Hamare sivay koi nahi tha.
Ritik: bhai ye sab kese huaa. Tu hei to single pasli fir bhi ye sab kese.(Chuakte huye bola)
Ab me isse kya kahu. Muje to khud hi nahi malum. Dimag me sochte-sochte."Aaram se handle karta hu."
Me: arre kuch nahi yrr mera dost khatre me ho aur me kuch na karu aesa to ho hi nahi sakta. Pehle muje ye bata ki ye sab kon the aur tuje marna kyu chahte the.
Utne me mere pet ne khali hone ka signal diya. Matlab bhukh lagi hei.
Me: ruk abhi kuch na bol. Muje bohat zoro ki bhukh lagi hei. Khate-khate baat karte hei.
Fir hum gadi leke pahoch gaye ek achhe se restaurant me. Gadi park ki aur andar aakar beth gaye.
Restaurant tak aate itni bhukh lagi k me ab wait nahi kar sakta tha.
Waiter: sir order please.
Me: Butter chicken, chicken Biryani, Butter nan, chicken fry, mutton fry, 4 chicken shorma, or veg me daal makhni, jira rise. Aur tu kya khayega.
Ritik: yrr muje laga ki ye tu hum dono k liye bol raha hei.
Me: naa bhai ye sirf mera hei. Pet me tehelka macha hei bhukh se. Bol jaldi.
Ritik: mere liye ek chicken biryani aur chicken fry.
Waiter: sir anything else.
Me: no. Kitna time lagega??
Waiter: sir 15 min
Me: nahi yrr itna wait nahi hoga mere se.
Waiter: sir complimentary me paneer65 hei. Vo khao tab tak aapka order aa jayega.
Me: okay. Jaldi lao.
Waiter: ji sir
Ritik: bhai kitna khayega.
Me: tu mere khane pe kuch na bol. Ab muje tera matter bata ki kyu marna chahte hei tujko vo log.
Ritil: bhai bohat lambi kahani.
Me: haa to choti karke bata lekin tu bata muje.
Ritik: theek hei batata hu.
Utne me paneer65 aa gaya. Aur me uspe toot pada.
Ritik: dekh bhai mene tujse aajtak kuch nahi chupaya lekin....
Me: llllekin kyaaa.(muh me paneer 65 thusa huaa hei)
Ritik: meri mom hei na usne bheje the.
Me: chal juthha.
Ritik: bhai me sach bol raha hu.
Me: lekin kyu karegi aisa vo.
Ritik: tu mere ghar pehle kab aaya tha yaad hei tujhe??
Me shochte huye. "Haa yrr ritik k ghar gaye bohat din ho gaye hei"
Me: malum nahi shayad kuch din honge.
Ritik: sale bevkuf tu 4 saal se nahi.
Mere muh khana nikal gaya. Samne table par hi gira. Waiter ko bula kar sab saaf karvaya. Aur vo paneer65 ka bowl le jane ko bola. Ab shanti se uski baat sunta hu.
Me: kya matalab 4 saal se nahi aaya. Me jab bhi aane ko bolta hu tab, tu hi to bolta hei ki nahi bhai me hi aata hu. Tu muje avoid kar deta tha.
Ritik: haa me manta hu ye baat par abhi uspe behas mat kar.
Me: haa chal theek hei. Lekin aunty kyu aisa karegi.
Ritik: kyu ki meri mom ek gangster ban chuki hei.
Me: WTF! Kya bak raha hei tu.
Ritik: ha bhai me sach bol raha hu. Asal me, meri mom ki kuch friends hei unke sath ye sab chalu kiya ye sab 4 saal pehle shuru kiya tha unhone lekin muje aur mere dad ko ye sab abhi-abhi malum huaa hei 6 mahine pehle.
Me: jaa yrr me nahi manta. Aunty to kitni sweet hei. Vo aisa kaam kar hi nahi sakti.
Mene aisa bola to ritik ka muh suna-suna sa ho gaya to muje trust huaa ki ye sab sach hei.
Me: theek chal maan liya. Lekin aunty aisa kar kyu rahi hei. Aur tere dad vo kyu nahi bolte.
Ritik: bhai muje bhi nahi malum ki vo ye sab kyu kar rahi hei. Aur dad kya hi bolenge. Jab se hamko pata chala hei to vo ghar me hi nahi rehti 6 mahine ho gaye hei. Vo abhi tak hamse nahi mili. Aur rahi baat muje maarne ki vo bhi muje nahi pata.
Me: to tuje aesa kyu lagta hei. Vo sab aunty ne hi bheje the tujhe maarne.
Ritik: kyu ki ek din vo friend hei na meri mom ki jo voh bhi unke sath hei. gangster me, unka phone aaya tha. Unko kuch jaankari chahiye thi. Vo kuch confidential thi. Mene unko bola ki me aapko jankari dunga to vo muje meri mom se milne degi, to unhone haa bol diya to me unke liye vo jaankari li aur unki kahe mutabik jagah par pahoch gaya. Lekin vaha pahochte hi sirf vaha vo sab aadmi the jo hame abhi marne aaye the. Jab tak mere hath me vo jaankari thi tab tak vo mere samne mithi mithi baat kar rahe the. Lekin jab mene pucha ki meri mom kaha hei. To unhone mere samne ek radio rakha jisme meri mom aavaz aai aur boli beta unko vo de do. Bas fir muje vishwas hone k baad mene vo jankari de di aur tabhi vapas us radio me se aavaz aai, maar do usse. Ye sunne k baad me vaha bhagta fir raha hu.
Me: bhai itna sab huaa aur tune muje abhi tak bataya nahi. Aur ye sab kab huaa
Ritik: 1 mahina huaa hei.
Me: kya kaha 1 mahina. Aur itna hone k bavjud tum khush kese ho.
Ritik: yrr me batao to batao kise.
Me: theek hei ab ye bata ki ye sab theek kese hoga.
Ritik: me bhi nahi janta.
Me: theek ye sab chhod muje un sab details de. Tumhari mom ki aur unki friends ki jo gangster hei.
Ritik: me kuch nahi janta unke baare.
Me: naam-vaam to janta hei na aur vo dikhti kesi hei. Ye sab.
Ritik: haa naam aur photos hei. Ye dekho.
Usne apna phone me gallery kholke muje dikhai, usme unke photos thi to vo photos dikhate-dikhate naam bolta gaya.
Intro Time Baby:-
1.Kajal
Age: 36
Figure: aap is queen ko jante hi honge. Nahi jante to aap pogo dekho.
Relation: ye Ritik ki mom hei. Sweet, beautiful aur full lusty.
2. Soniya
Age: 42
Figure: body ki baat ki jaye to boob ek dum tight, 42 ki umra me bhi 18 ka jalwa. Thoda savla rang hei. Aur chehre par mat jana khukhar hei. Lekin iski body ek number.
Relation: ye friend hei. Jesi iski shakal hei khunkhar vali aese kaam bhi hei khunkharo vale, sabko marne ka kaam yehi karti hei.
3.Amrita
Age: 40
Figure: TMKO ki queen. Apni anjali bhabhi. Bade chucho vali
Relation: ye bhi friend hei. Iske roop pe mat jana jesi dikhti hei. Vesi hei nahi. Jawan dikhti lekin umra me 40 ki hei. Apni javani se lubhati hei sabko aur chalaki to iske rag-rag me dodti hei.
4. Nita
Age: 38
Figure: gora badan aur kya chahiye jivan me
Relation: haa bhai friend hi hei. Roop me to javan aur fight me to koi bhi mukabla nahi kar sakta.
5. Rohini
Age: 25
Figure: bhale baal safed hei. Lekin body me sabki baap fit & fine aur anytime horny. Matlab sex ki bhukhi.
Relation: bhai sab aa gai to ye kyu baki rahe ye bhi ek friend hi hei in sab ki. Ye bhale balo se budhiya dikhe lekin dimag ka to koi javab nahi professional hacker ko bhi takkar de de.
"Aaye haye sab ki sab kya dikh rahi hei"
Me: tumne kuch bola kya.
Ritik: nahi to.
Me dimag me." yrr ye subah vali aavaz firse aai. yaha mere aur ritik k sivay koi nahi hei matalab hum jis table pe bethe hei uss table aaspad koi nahi betha fir ye aavaz kaha se aai. Pehle ye aavaz ka aana dusra mere me powers kaa aana ye kuch na kuch to gadbad hei."
Me: chal ab tu tension mat le. Me sab theek kar dunga.
Ritik: lekin kese.
Me: tumhe pehle meri body dekh ke lagta tha na ki ye single pasli kya hi kisi ko mar payega. Lekin ab to tune puri fight hi dekh li to ab tu samaj jaa ki me kya-kya kar sakta hu.
Ritik: haa chal samaj gaya.
Ab waiter khana leke aa raha tha.
Me: chhod sari baato ko khana kha pehle.
Khana table pe rakha aur mene ek bite chabaya aur muje yaad.
Mere dimag me. "Haaa vo ped ki dali ko chhua tha aur uska fal/fruit bhi khaya tha shayad usi ki to power nahi ye sari."
Me pura ka pura chuak gaya tha.
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Sorry guys update bohat late hei.
Again sorry ki moms k Characters ko abhi tak introduce nahi karvaya aapko lekin thoda sabar rakhiye aapko ekdum tagda maal padhne ko milega.
Review deke jaiyega.
Aur aapse ek kaam bhi hei mera. Ho sake kar dijiyega.
Kaam ye hei ki me ek youtube channel kholne jaa raha hu jisme, me roasting aur funny videos dalunga. Agar aap vaha muje 1k subscribers kara doge to aapke liye achha hoga. Aur achha ye hoga ki jab 1k subscriber pure honge to tab meri pehli videos aayegi to uske description me aapko ek xforum ki channel ki link milegi aur us link ko click karke aap meri sari channels ko access kar sakoge. Jisme
1. Actress dirty poll
2. Adult porn channel (eng, jap, rus, etc)
3. Hollywood/bollywood movies and series channel
4. Hentai videos channel
5. Porn games
6. Porn comic
Etc.
Dusri bhi channels hei. Aur aapko vaha channel ki post me comment section milega to vaha aapko jo bhi chahiye hoga to vo comment kar dena aapko 1 din me mil jayega. Matlab public demand bhi rakha hei mene. Agar aap 1k subscriber kara do to ye sab mil jayega. Ye meri chhoti si demand hei agar aap pura kar sako to muje isme comment karo ki haa hum pura karenge to 5 update k last me channel ki link de dunga.
Agar positive comments aaye to aagle updates me moms ka introduction hoga.
Dad: okay. Dekho meri 5 shadiya hui hei. Matlab tumhari 5 stepmom/souteli Maa hei. Dekho vo sab dil ki bohat achhi hei.
Ab aage....
Me: jao yrr dad kyu juth bolte ho.
Dad: arre sach beta me kyu juth bolunga.
Me: chalo mene maan liya ki aapne 5 shadiya ki hei. Lekin maa k jane k baad aapko shadi karne ki jarur kyu hui. Lekin hui to hui 5-5 shadiya ki.
Dad: beta meri halat hi aise thi. Muje nahi karni thi lekin kismat ne karva di.
Me: aisa bhi kabhi hota hei kya.
Dad: dekho beta mere pass itna abhi time nahi hei varna me tumhe khud puri kahani bata pata. Aur mene ek decision liya hei.
Me: konsa????
Dad: jab meri shadiya hui hei. Tab me ek ghar se dusre ghar bhag raha hu business me bhi jyada dhyan nahi hei. Isliye abhi company me ghotale ho rahe hei.
Me: ek ghar se dusre ghar matalab???
Dad: arre haa. Me tumhe ek baat bata na hi bhul gaya ki. Ye meri shadiya hui hei. To unko pata nahi hei ki meri aur bhi shadiya hui. Vo sab to aisa hi janti hei ki. Meri sirf ek hi shadi hui hei vo sirf meena se. Aur ye bhi pata hei ki mera ek beta bhi lekin uski maa Matlab meena ne chhithi me ye bhi likha tha ki "mere jane k baad mere bete pe souteli maa ka saya bhi mat padne dena" isliye mene tumhe aaj tak nahi bataya, meri shadiyo k bare aur vo sab bhi ye baat janti hei.
Me: Achha.
Dad: lekin unko to sirf yehi malum hei ki meri sirf ek hi shadi hui hei. Aur vo sirf meena se hi. Aur vo sab ye bhi janti hei ki mera ek beta bhi. Un sabne muje kaha ki muje tumhare bete se mila do me achhe se khayal rakhungi lekin mene sabko saaf-saaf mana kar diya hei.
Me(Dad ki bato ki bich me): lekin dad ab me milna chahta hu sab se.
Dad: ruko pehle meri baat to sunlo.
Un sabko yehi lagta hei ki mera itna bada business hei to muje har time bahar rehna padta hei. Kyu ki muje 1 ko nahi 5 ko time dena padta hei. Kisi k ghar kabhi 1-2 mahina hi rukta fir unko business ka bolkar dusri ghar chala jata tha. Lekin ab tu bada ho gaya hei. Meri gair maujudgi me tune pura business sambhala tha. Vo bhi itni kam umra me tum itne samaj dar ho gaye ho. To ab me chahta hu ki tum apni saari souteli maao ko.. souteli nahi tumhari apni maa hei beta. Plzz beta apna hi samjna sabko.
Me: haa dad aap bilkul fikar mat kijiye.
Dad: me yehi chahta tha. Aur me ye bhi chahta hu ki tum unko time do to me ab business me pakad banalu.
Me: thik hei dad me kar lunga aap bilkul bhi tension mat lijiye.
Dad: kabhi unko ekdusre k bare pata chala to. (thoda dar k aur khayalo me kho kar bole)
Me: vo to ab time aane par hi pata chalega.
Dad: hei bhagwan kuch bura na ho.
Me: kuch nahi hoga dad,(time dekhte huye) 12.30 bajne aaye hei. So jaiye aap.
Dad: ha chalo me so hi jata hu bahut thak gaya hu.
Dad khade hokar room ki taraf jate hi
Me: lekin dad muje aap meri moms se milvaoge kab??
Dad: beta mere pass ab time nahi mene business pe dhyan nahi diya toh ye sab kand ho gaye. Muje maloom tha ki me tumko khud nahi milva paunga.
Me: to ab???
Dad: ruk to jao bolne to do, ha to mene un sab ki details ki ek PDF banai hei with photos vo me tumhe kal send karunga. Thik hei??
Me: okay dad.
Dad: aur me un sab ko tumhara photo send kar k bol dunga ki ye mera beta hei aur aaj se tumhara bhi aur vo tumse khud milne aayega.
Me: ekdum first class
Fir hum dono apne-apne room me chale gaye. Me room me aate pehle vo file ko apne table k drawer me rakha aur lock kar diya. Dil to chahta tha ki abhi vo file dekh lu aur apni sagi maa ko dhundh loo lekin sharir ki thakan thi hi itni ki me bed pe let te hi so gaya.
Subah....
Bed pe aankh khuli. Dekha to 9 baje hei. Aaj school me chhutti thi aram se uthna tha to sota raha. Ab ankh khul chuki thi to uth gaya bathroom me jakar naha dho kar fresh ho gaya.
Aaj mene socha tha ki "aaj nasta papa k sath karunga", table pe aake betha aur kamini ko pucha.
Me: papa kaha hei.
Kamini: vo to subah jaldi hi chale gaye.
Me: ye bhi theek hei. Jara nasta laga dijiye aunty.
Kamini: haa babu.
Nasta lagta hei tab tak me newspaper padh lu. Newspaper padna achhi baat hoti jara desh-videsh ki jankari rehti. Pehle kuch panno par jyada kuch tha nahi vahi politics, murder, ye, vo lekin akhir k kuch panno par jyada dilchaspi aati hei muje kyu ki actress ki jankari aati hei
un sab ko dekh kar dimag me."Yrr ye sab kitni awesome hei. Unka Figure ahhh maja aa jaye. Inke sath sex karne me kitna maja aayega. Sex se yaad aaya ki muje abhi experience chahiye. Kisse se lu kuch samaj nahi aa raha. Ritik ki 2 friend to hei lekin muje koi personal chahiye jo muje janti ho aesi vo dono to muje jyada kuch nahi janti. Kya karu kuch samaj nahi aa raha."
"Kamini se puch"
Me: kyaaaa....
Kamini: kya huaa babu.
Me: kya aapne kuch bola muje.
Kamini: nahi to.
Me: to vo kisne bola.
Kamini: kya kisne bola.
Me: arre kisi ne bola.
Kamini: yaha hamare do ke sivay hei kon. Tumhara veham hoga ye lo nashta karo.
Me: nahi. Muje lagta hei kisine kuch bola.
Thodi der shochne k baad.
Me: aavaj to aadmi ka tha lekin kiska tha ye nahi malum (dhire bol raha tha) chalo chhodo nashte pe focus karne do.
Jam k nasta kiya. Fir TV dekhne hall me chala gaya. TV on hi kari thi utne me Ritik chalte-chalte hall me dakhil ho raha.
Me: Ritik tum yaha???
Ritik: to me kya aa nahi sakta kya
Me: nahi mera matalab ye nahi tha.
Ritik: thik ye sab chhod chal mere sath.
Me: kaha??
Ritik: chal na tu saval bohat puchta.
Me: puchna padta hei. Pata hei na aage 2 friend ko lekar aaya tha meri virginity dur karne k liye.
Ritik: yrr aisa kuch nahi hei. Tu chal to sahi.
Me: haa-haa chalta hu 2 min ruk me mera phone le lu.
Fir me apne room me jakar charge me se phone nikala aur notification check ki to papa ne muje vo PDF bheji thi me uspe click karne hi vala tha ki.
Ritik(mere room k darvaje pe khada hokar): jaldi chal late ho rahe hei.
Mene fir clear notification pe click kar diya to sari notification chali gai kyu ki facebook, instagram, snapchat in sab bhi thi isliye aur PDF open karna hi bhul gaya. Ritik k sath bahar aaya aur uski bike pe beth kar chalne lage.
Gadi pe jate-jate signal aaya vaha khade ho gaye kyu ki signal red tha. Hum khade huye the ki hamare piche 2 bike vale aake khade ho gaye. Me aur ritik baat kar rahe. To un do bike valo me se ek ne hamko dekha dusre bike vale ko bhi bataya vo 4 log the, ek bike pe 2. Unmese ek chilaya.
Note: yaha me un sabhi ko A1, A2, A3 & A4 likhunga.
A1: Ritik sale, haramjade.
Ye sun k ritik ne piche dekha to jat se gadi chalu karke signal todkar gadi bhaga di utne me un 2 bikers ne apni gadi bhaga di. Vo hame pakad na chahte the.
Me: bhai ye sab kya hei.
Ritik: mat puch bohat lamba matter hei.
Me: bhai bata to sahi huaa kya. Ye log hamare piche kyu pade hei.
Dekhte hi dekhte ritik ne gadi bohat speed me chalana shuru kar di aur vo log bhi hamara picha karte rahe. Ab ritik un logo chakhma dene ke liye aisi jagah le gaya jaha gali aati hei. 15 min un logo bhagaya lekin unse picha abhi tak nahi chhuta tha. To gadi bhagate bhagate aesi gali me aa gaye the jaha uska the end tha aur hamara bhi.
Ab yaha se nikalne ka koi bhi rasta nahi tha to ab ritik ne gadi stand pe laga k utarne laga aur do bikers bhi hamara rasta rok kar khade ho gaye.
Me: ab kya hoga bhai.
Ritik: ab jo hoga vo manjure khuda hoga.
Utne 2 aur bike aa gai aur vo bhi 4 the Matlab ek pe 2 bethe the. Aate hi un logo me se A1 se hath milaya aur hamari taraf ishara kiya.
Me: bhai ye to ab Dubble ho gaye matalab 8 log aur hum 2 aur un mese meri body thi nahi ki me ek-do ko maar saku aur vo sab-sab ke hatte-katte the.
Un mese 2 log aaye aur ritik ko pakda.
Me: bhai aap sab ko problem kya hei?? Kyu pakad rahe ho.
A1: ye bohat bol raha hei. Isko bhi pakd, aaj to in dono ka kaam tamam kar dete hei
Un mese ek hatta-katta ane laga meri taraf aur vaha mera dost ritik un do aadmiyo se chhutne ki koshish kar raha.
Mere paas aakar usne meri taraf hath badhaya. To mene hath jodakar ne ki koshish ki lekin.
Mere hath ne uske badhte huye hath ko pakda. Aur mere kadam piche ki or badhe aur mere hath ne jo us aadmi ka hath pakda tha use jor se uper ki taraf kicha jisse vo uchle. Vo pura mere uper se uchla aur sir k bal mere piche pada. Aur vahi behos ho gaya yaa mar gaya ye muje bhi nahi malum. Pehli baat to ye hei ki muje malum nahi ki mere sath chal kya raha hei. Mere hath aur per par koi bhi control nahi tha. Ye sab dekh kar.
A1: pakdo iss bachhe ko aur maar dalo.
To ek aadmi dodta hua aaya to mere hatho ne muthi banai aur vo mere pass aaya hi tha ki mera hath itni fast move huaa ki ek pal ke liye to muje bhi nahi dikha, fir jo mukka us aadmi k pet pr laga tha to uske muh se khun ki ulti ho gai aur vahi dher ho gaya.
Sab ye dekh kar chouk gaye. Jin do aadmi ne ritik ko pakad rakha tha unhone ritik ko chod kar meri taraf jor se aane lage. To mere per achanak unki taraf jor se badhne lage. Unke najdik pahochte hi ek uchi jump lagai aur jatt se mere dono ghutne unki chhati pe, fir vo dono jami pe dher ho gaye. Ye sab itna jaldi huaa ki kisiko kuch nahi dikha sab ko yahi dikha me un do aadmi ki chhati pe me ghutno k bal khada hu.
Ab me khada huaa. Abhi 4 aadmi hi khade the.
A1: jao koi maro usse.(darte huye bola)
Uske chehre par dar saaf dikh raha tha. Aur dusre 3 aadmiyo ke chehre par bhi, koi aage nahi aa raha tha. Aur mera ek kadam aage badha to A1 ko chhod kar sab dum daba kar bhag gaye ab mere samne sirf A1 khada tha, vo bhi dar k maare.
A1: Ritik me tereko dekh lunga.
Itna bol kar vo gadi leke chu-mantar ho gaya. Itna sab ho gaya lekin ye sab mene nahi kiya tha mere hatho aur pero par koi bhi control nahi tha. Muje ab tak samaj nahi aa raha tha ki mere sath ho kya raha hei. Achha hei ki hum jaha the vo sumsaam jagah thi. Ab me aur ritik aur vo 4 admi jo jamin par pade the. Hamare sivay koi nahi tha.
Ritik: bhai ye sab kese huaa. Tu hei to single pasli fir bhi ye sab kese.(Chuakte huye bola)
Ab me isse kya kahu. Muje to khud hi nahi malum. Dimag me sochte-sochte."Aaram se handle karta hu."
Me: arre kuch nahi yrr mera dost khatre me ho aur me kuch na karu aesa to ho hi nahi sakta. Pehle muje ye bata ki ye sab kon the aur tuje marna kyu chahte the.
Utne me mere pet ne khali hone ka signal diya. Matlab bhukh lagi hei.
Me: ruk abhi kuch na bol. Muje bohat zoro ki bhukh lagi hei. Khate-khate baat karte hei.
Fir hum gadi leke pahoch gaye ek achhe se restaurant me. Gadi park ki aur andar aakar beth gaye.
Restaurant tak aate itni bhukh lagi k me ab wait nahi kar sakta tha.
Waiter: sir order please.
Me: Butter chicken, chicken Biryani, Butter nan, chicken fry, mutton fry, 4 chicken shorma, or veg me daal makhni, jira rise. Aur tu kya khayega.
Ritik: yrr muje laga ki ye tu hum dono k liye bol raha hei.
Me: naa bhai ye sirf mera hei. Pet me tehelka macha hei bhukh se. Bol jaldi.
Ritik: mere liye ek chicken biryani aur chicken fry.
Waiter: sir anything else.
Me: no. Kitna time lagega??
Waiter: sir 15 min
Me: nahi yrr itna wait nahi hoga mere se.
Waiter: sir complimentary me paneer65 hei. Vo khao tab tak aapka order aa jayega.
Me: okay. Jaldi lao.
Waiter: ji sir
Ritik: bhai kitna khayega.
Me: tu mere khane pe kuch na bol. Ab muje tera matter bata ki kyu marna chahte hei tujko vo log.
Ritil: bhai bohat lambi kahani.
Me: haa to choti karke bata lekin tu bata muje.
Ritik: theek hei batata hu.
Utne me paneer65 aa gaya. Aur me uspe toot pada.
Ritik: dekh bhai mene tujse aajtak kuch nahi chupaya lekin....
Me: llllekin kyaaa.(muh me paneer 65 thusa huaa hei)
Ritik: meri mom hei na usne bheje the.
Me: chal juthha.
Ritik: bhai me sach bol raha hu.
Me: lekin kyu karegi aisa vo.
Ritik: tu mere ghar pehle kab aaya tha yaad hei tujhe??
Me shochte huye. "Haa yrr ritik k ghar gaye bohat din ho gaye hei"
Me: malum nahi shayad kuch din honge.
Ritik: sale bevkuf tu 4 saal se nahi.
Mere muh khana nikal gaya. Samne table par hi gira. Waiter ko bula kar sab saaf karvaya. Aur vo paneer65 ka bowl le jane ko bola. Ab shanti se uski baat sunta hu.
Me: kya matalab 4 saal se nahi aaya. Me jab bhi aane ko bolta hu tab, tu hi to bolta hei ki nahi bhai me hi aata hu. Tu muje avoid kar deta tha.
Ritik: haa me manta hu ye baat par abhi uspe behas mat kar.
Me: haa chal theek hei. Lekin aunty kyu aisa karegi.
Ritik: kyu ki meri mom ek gangster ban chuki hei.
Me: WTF! Kya bak raha hei tu.
Ritik: ha bhai me sach bol raha hu. Asal me, meri mom ki kuch friends hei unke sath ye sab chalu kiya ye sab 4 saal pehle shuru kiya tha unhone lekin muje aur mere dad ko ye sab abhi-abhi malum huaa hei 6 mahine pehle.
Me: jaa yrr me nahi manta. Aunty to kitni sweet hei. Vo aisa kaam kar hi nahi sakti.
Mene aisa bola to ritik ka muh suna-suna sa ho gaya to muje trust huaa ki ye sab sach hei.
Me: theek chal maan liya. Lekin aunty aisa kar kyu rahi hei. Aur tere dad vo kyu nahi bolte.
Ritik: bhai muje bhi nahi malum ki vo ye sab kyu kar rahi hei. Aur dad kya hi bolenge. Jab se hamko pata chala hei to vo ghar me hi nahi rehti 6 mahine ho gaye hei. Vo abhi tak hamse nahi mili. Aur rahi baat muje maarne ki vo bhi muje nahi pata.
Me: to tuje aesa kyu lagta hei. Vo sab aunty ne hi bheje the tujhe maarne.
Ritik: kyu ki ek din vo friend hei na meri mom ki jo voh bhi unke sath hei. gangster me, unka phone aaya tha. Unko kuch jaankari chahiye thi. Vo kuch confidential thi. Mene unko bola ki me aapko jankari dunga to vo muje meri mom se milne degi, to unhone haa bol diya to me unke liye vo jaankari li aur unki kahe mutabik jagah par pahoch gaya. Lekin vaha pahochte hi sirf vaha vo sab aadmi the jo hame abhi marne aaye the. Jab tak mere hath me vo jaankari thi tab tak vo mere samne mithi mithi baat kar rahe the. Lekin jab mene pucha ki meri mom kaha hei. To unhone mere samne ek radio rakha jisme meri mom aavaz aai aur boli beta unko vo de do. Bas fir muje vishwas hone k baad mene vo jankari de di aur tabhi vapas us radio me se aavaz aai, maar do usse. Ye sunne k baad me vaha bhagta fir raha hu.
Me: bhai itna sab huaa aur tune muje abhi tak bataya nahi. Aur ye sab kab huaa
Ritik: 1 mahina huaa hei.
Me: kya kaha 1 mahina. Aur itna hone k bavjud tum khush kese ho.
Ritik: yrr me batao to batao kise.
Me: theek hei ab ye bata ki ye sab theek kese hoga.
Ritik: me bhi nahi janta.
Me: theek ye sab chhod muje un sab details de. Tumhari mom ki aur unki friends ki jo gangster hei.
Ritik: me kuch nahi janta unke baare.
Me: naam-vaam to janta hei na aur vo dikhti kesi hei. Ye sab.
Ritik: haa naam aur photos hei. Ye dekho.
Usne apna phone me gallery kholke muje dikhai, usme unke photos thi to vo photos dikhate-dikhate naam bolta gaya.
Intro Time Baby:-
1.Kajal
Age: 36
Figure: aap is queen ko jante hi honge. Nahi jante to aap pogo dekho.
Relation: ye Ritik ki mom hei. Sweet, beautiful aur full lusty.
2. Soniya
Age: 42
Figure: body ki baat ki jaye to boob ek dum tight, 42 ki umra me bhi 18 ka jalwa. Thoda savla rang hei. Aur chehre par mat jana khukhar hei. Lekin iski body ek number.
Relation: ye friend hei. Jesi iski shakal hei khunkhar vali aese kaam bhi hei khunkharo vale, sabko marne ka kaam yehi karti hei.
3.Amrita
Age: 40
Figure: TMKO ki queen. Apni anjali bhabhi. Bade chucho vali
Relation: ye bhi friend hei. Iske roop pe mat jana jesi dikhti hei. Vesi hei nahi. Jawan dikhti lekin umra me 40 ki hei. Apni javani se lubhati hei sabko aur chalaki to iske rag-rag me dodti hei.
4. Nita
Age: 38
Figure: gora badan aur kya chahiye jivan me
Relation: haa bhai friend hi hei. Roop me to javan aur fight me to koi bhi mukabla nahi kar sakta.
5. Rohini
Age: 25
Figure: bhale baal safed hei. Lekin body me sabki baap fit & fine aur anytime horny. Matlab sex ki bhukhi.
Relation: bhai sab aa gai to ye kyu baki rahe ye bhi ek friend hi hei in sab ki. Ye bhale balo se budhiya dikhe lekin dimag ka to koi javab nahi professional hacker ko bhi takkar de de.
"Aaye haye sab ki sab kya dikh rahi hei"
Me: tumne kuch bola kya.
Ritik: nahi to.
Me dimag me." yrr ye subah vali aavaz firse aai. yaha mere aur ritik k sivay koi nahi hei matalab hum jis table pe bethe hei uss table aaspad koi nahi betha fir ye aavaz kaha se aai. Pehle ye aavaz ka aana dusra mere me powers kaa aana ye kuch na kuch to gadbad hei."
Me: chal ab tu tension mat le. Me sab theek kar dunga.
Ritik: lekin kese.
Me: tumhe pehle meri body dekh ke lagta tha na ki ye single pasli kya hi kisi ko mar payega. Lekin ab to tune puri fight hi dekh li to ab tu samaj jaa ki me kya-kya kar sakta hu.
Ritik: haa chal samaj gaya.
Ab waiter khana leke aa raha tha.
Me: chhod sari baato ko khana kha pehle.
Khana table pe rakha aur mene ek bite chabaya aur muje yaad.
Mere dimag me. "Haaa vo ped ki dali ko chhua tha aur uska fal/fruit bhi khaya tha shayad usi ki to power nahi ye sari."
Me pura ka pura chuak gaya tha.
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Sorry guys update bohat late hei.
Again sorry ki moms k Characters ko abhi tak introduce nahi karvaya aapko lekin thoda sabar rakhiye aapko ekdum tagda maal padhne ko milega.
Review deke jaiyega.
Aur aapse ek kaam bhi hei mera. Ho sake kar dijiyega.
Kaam ye hei ki me ek youtube channel kholne jaa raha hu jisme, me roasting aur funny videos dalunga. Agar aap vaha muje 1k subscribers kara doge to aapke liye achha hoga. Aur achha ye hoga ki jab 1k subscriber pure honge to tab meri pehli videos aayegi to uske description me aapko ek xforum ki channel ki link milegi aur us link ko click karke aap meri sari channels ko access kar sakoge. Jisme
1. Actress dirty poll
2. Adult porn channel (eng, jap, rus, etc)
3. Hollywood/bollywood movies and series channel
4. Hentai videos channel
5. Porn games
6. Porn comic
Etc.
Dusri bhi channels hei. Aur aapko vaha channel ki post me comment section milega to vaha aapko jo bhi chahiye hoga to vo comment kar dena aapko 1 din me mil jayega. Matlab public demand bhi rakha hei mene. Agar aap 1k subscriber kara do to ye sab mil jayega. Ye meri chhoti si demand hei agar aap pura kar sako to muje isme comment karo ki haa hum pura karenge to 5 update k last me channel ki link de dunga.
Agar positive comments aaye to aagle updates me moms ka introduction hoga.
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