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Incest Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi.... (Incest Love Story)

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Index :

Update 01 "kismat"
Update 02 "Pyar ka Ehsaas"
Update 03 "Pyar aur Apnapan"
Update 04 "Pyar ki Shuruwaat 1"
Update 05 "Pyar ki Shuruwaat 2"
Update 06 "Pyar ki Shuruwaat 3"
Update 07 "Ek Naya Rishta 1"
Update 08 "Ek Naya Rishta 2"
Update 09 "Ek Nayi Udaan 1"
Update 10 "Ek Nayi Udaan 2"
Update 11 "Ek Nayi Udaan 3"
Update 12 "Ehsaas 1"
Update 13 "Ehsaas 2"
Update 14 "Ehsaas 3"
Update 15 "Ehsaas 4"
Update 16 "Ehsaas 5"
Update 17 "Ehsaas 6"
Update 18 "Chakravyuh 1"
Update 19 "Chakravyuh 2"
Update 20 "Chakravyuh 3"
Update 21 "Dillagi 1"
Update 22 "Dillagi 2"
Update 23 "Naye Rishte ki Shuruwaat 1"
Update 24 "Naye Rishte ki Shuruwaat 2"
Update 25 "Apnepan ka Ehsaas 1"
Update 26 "Apnepan ka Ehsaas 2"
Update 27 "Raaz.... Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi"
Update 28 "Ek Nayi Raah 1"
Update 29 "Ek Nayi Raah 2"
Update 30 "Ek Nayi Raah 3"
Update 31 "Dhamaal 1"
Update 32 "Dhamaal 2"
Update 33 "Dhamaal 3"
Update 34 "Jaane Anjaane 1"
Update 35 "Jaane Anjaane 2"
Update 36 "Apnepan ka Ehsaas 1"
Update 37 "Apnepan ka Ehsaas 2"
Update 38 "Shadi aur Flashback"
Update 39 "Apne Paraye"
Update 40 "Wapsi 1"
Update 41 "Wapsi 2"
Update 42 "Wapsi 3"
Update 43 "Ehsaas"
Update 44 "Anokha Pyar 1"
Update 45 "Anokha Pyar 2"
Update 46 "Mazedaar Shopping aur College"
Update 47 "kahi Unkahi Baaten 1"
Update 48 "kahi Unkahi Baaten 2"
Update 49 "kahi Unkahi Baaten 3"
Update 50 "Sex aur Takraar"
Update 51 "Takraar 1"
Update 52 "Takraar 2"
Update 53 "Takraar 3"
Update 54 "Seduction"
Update 55 "Dhamaka 1"
Update 56 "Dhamaka 2"
Update 57 "Dhamaka 3"
Update 58 "Dhamaka 4"
Update 59
Update 60
Update 61
Update 62
Update 63
Update 64
Update 65
Update 66 "Sexy Dhamaal 1"
Update 67 "Sexy Dhamaal 2"
Update 68
Update 69
Update 70
Update 71
Update 72
Update 73 "Adventure 1"
Update 74 "Adventure 2"
Update 75 "Adventure 3"
Update 76 "Madhur Ehsaas"
Update 77 "Ilaaj ya Maza 1"
Update 78 "ilaaj ya Maza 2"
Update 79 "ilaaj ya Maza 3"
Update 80 "Ek Naya Rishta 1"
Update 81 "Ek Naya Rishta 2"
Update 82 "Ajeeb Surprise 1"
Update 83 "Ajeeb Surprise 2"
Update 84 "Ajeeb Surprise 3"
Update 85 "Gehri Chaal 1"
Update 86 "Gehri Chaal 2"
Update 87 "Gehri Chaal 3"
Update 88 "Sach kadwa ya Meetha"
Update 89 "Sach kadwa ya Meetha 2"
Update 90 "Sahi ya Galat 1"
Update 91 "Sahi ya Galat 2"
Update 92 "Sahi Ya Galat 3"
Update 93 "Ek Naya Rishta"
Update 94 "Ek Naya Rishta 2"
Update 95 "Ek Naya Rishta 3"
Update 96 "Saaya"
Update 97 "Saaya 2"
Update 98 "Diwaangi"
Update 99 "Saazish"
Update 100 "Saazish 2"
Update 101 "Saazish 3"
Update 102 "kadwa Sach"
Update 103 "kadwa Sach 2"
Update 104 "Mystery 1"
Update 105 "Mystery 2"
Update 106 "Mystery 3" (New)
 
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SmartyAsif said:
Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi.... (Incest Love Story)

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"Pyar ki Shuruwaat 2"

Sk Mall...

Sultaan : To batao pehle khana khana hai ya phir Shopping.....?

Kunal : Pehle kahan kha lete hain Bahut bhook lagi hai....

Phir wo log apni apni pasand ka khana order karke khane lagte hain.... Khane ke baad....

Sultan : Kunal tu bill pay kar jab tak main washroom se ho ke aata hoon....

Kunal bill pay kar deta hai.... Phir Sultaan ke aane ke baad wo log Shopping ke liye chal dete hain.... Sab apni apni pasand ke kapde select karne lag jaate hain....

Idhar Naina apni Behno ke sath Mall me aa jaati hai....

Naina : Haan to batao Pehle Party karni hai ya Shopping...

Shopping ka naam sun ke sab khushi se uchal padti hain....

Sab Shopping me lag jaati hain.... Mall me bhoochal aaya hua hai.... Sab apni apni pasand ke kapde khareedne me lagi hui hain....

Nikki apni pasand ke kuch kapde le ke Trial room ki taraf chal deti hain... Wahan sabhi Trial room band hain sirf ek aakhri waale ko chor ke wo usme ghus jaati hai....

Under ghuste hi us ke hosh udd jaate hain.... Saamne ek ladka uski taraf peeth kiye khada hai.... Uske Jism pe is waqt sirf jeans Pant hai uper se wo poora nanga hai.... uske hath me kuch T-shirts hain jise wo Try karne ke liye select kar raha hai.... Nikki ko samajh nahi aata ki wo kya kare...? Wo foran mud ke bahar ki taraf jaane lagti hai ki tabhi uski nazar sheeshe pe nazar aa rahe us ladke ke chehre pe padti hai.... Use dekhte hi Nikki ki aankhen khushi se chamak uthti hain.... Wo bas ek tak pyar se us taraf dekhne lagti hai.... Phir jaane use kya soojhta hai wo aage badh ke use apni taraf ghuma ke uske chehre ko apne hathon me le ke use kiss karne lagti hai....

Nikki ki is harkat pe wo buri tarha se chonk jaata hai.... Wo use khud se dur hatane hi waala hota hai ki tabhi Nikki ki aankhon me dekhte hi wo usme kho sa jaata hai aur kiss me uska sath dene lagta hai.... Is kiss me koi vaasna nahi hai aur na hi koi jaldbaazi bas kuch hai to wo hai pyar.... Dono ek dusre ki aanhon me khoye pyar se ek dusre ke honthon ko choosne me lage hue hain..... Tabhi achanak se darwaze pe hui dastak ki wajah se dono na chahte hue bhi alag ho jaate hain.... Nikki sharmaati hui apne kapde le ke bina kuch kahe wahan se bahar aa jaati hai.... Bahar use use Rosy khadi nazar aati hai....

Nikki : Maine apne hisse ki Sweet kha li hai tu apne hisse ka le le....

Ye keh ke Nikki aage badh jaati hai.... Rosy hairat se bas use dekhti reh jaati hai....

Rosy : Ye paagal to nahi ho gayi... Kuch bhi kehti hai Trial room me bhi kabhi Sweets milti hai kya....?

Ye kehte hue Rosy Trail room me aati hai.... Under kisi ladke ko dekh Rosy ghabra jaati hai wo cheekhne hi waali hoti hai ki tabhi wo uske muh pe hath rakh ke use chup rehne ko kehta hai.... Uski awaaz sun ke Rosy chonk jaati hai....

Rosy chillana mat main Sultaan hoon....

Rosy : Sultaan tum.....!!!! Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Dance kar raha hoon....

Rosy : Dance wo bhi Trial room me...

Sultaan : Are pagli kapde try kar raha hoon....

Rosy : Is room me to Nikki thi na.... Tum yahan kab aaye....?

Sultaan Rosy ko poori baat batata hai...

Rosy : Achha tabhi Nikki keh rahi thi ki Maine apne hisse ki Sweet kha li hai tu apne hisse ka le le....

Sultaan : Sweet....!!! Magar yahan to koi Sweet nahi....

Abhi Sultaan bas itna hi keh paaya tha ki tabhi Rosy use aage kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi deti.... wo uske honthon ko apne honthon se band kar deti hai.... Sultaan bhi kiss me uska sath dene lagta hai.... Dono kiss me madhosh se ho jaate hain.... Kareeb 5 minutes tak kiss karne ke baad Rosy Sultaan se alag hoti hai....

Sultaan : To kaisi lagi Sweet...?

Rosy khatti keh ke hasti hui wahan se bhaag jaati hai.... Sultaan bhi hanste hue wahan se chal deta hai....

Sultan : Kunal tu bill pay kar main bas kuch der me aata hoon....

Ye keh ke Sultaan wahan se chala jaata hai....

Kunal Billing Counter waale se : Ji bill kitna hua....?

Ji 1.5 Lakh Rs....

Kunal apni jeb se card nikaal ke use dene lagta hai.... Deepa uske hath se Card le ke kehti hai...

Deepa : Ye tum kya kar rahe ho....?

Kunal : Bill pay kar raha hoon....

Deepa : Haan magar uski Shopping ka bill tum kyun pay kar rahe ho.... wo bhi 1.5 lakh Rs.... Us din bhi maine dekha tha wo tumhari Bike le gaya tha... Aur jab wapis laaya to Petrol aadhe se bhi kam tha.... Aaj bhi khana khane ke baad bill usne tumse bharwaya.... Har baar wo apna poora kharcha tumse hi karwata hai.... Aur tum ho ki uski baaton me aa ke uspe apne paise luta rahe ho.... Tumhe kyun samajh nahi aa raha hai ki wo dosti ki aad me tumhe loot raha hai.... Tumhara istemaal kar raha hai....

Kunal : Jab baat pata nahi to bolna nahi chahiye.... Wo mere paise nahi uda raha hai balki main uske paise uda raha hoon...

Deepa : Ye sach nahi hai... Tum uski baat chupane ke liye aisa keh rahe ho.... Tumhe aaj pata nahi chal raha hai magar jis din wo tumhe poora loot lega na tab tumhe ehsaas hoga ki tumne us jaise se dosti kar kitni badi galti ki hai....

Abhi Deepa ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Kunal zor se uspe cheekhta hai...

Kunal : Bas Deepa bas.... Bahut bol chuki tum aur bahut sun liya maine ab main apne dost ke baare me ek bhi galat lafz nahi sunuga...

Deepa : Sachhayi hamesha buri hi lagti hai.... Aur kis dost ki baat kar rahe ho.... Apne dost ko lootne waala dost nahi dushman hota hai....

Abhi Deepa ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Kunal ek thappad uske gaal pe maar deta hai....

Chataaaaaaaaaak....

Deepa gusse me : Tumne us kameene ke liye mujhpe hath uthaya.....?

Kunal : Kameena wo nahi main hoon.... Jisne tum jaisi ladki ko pasand kiya.... Jo ek sache dost ko dushman aur kameena keh rahi ho....

Deepa : Maine kuch galat nahi kaha.... Wo hi kaha jo wo hai... Kameena....

Kunal : Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere dost ko kameena kehne ki.... Us jaisa dost to kismat waalon ko milta hai.... Shayad Pichle janam me maine koi punya ka kaam kiya hoga tab jaa ke mujhe Sultaan jaisa dost mila.... Bachpan me maine ek baar use apna dost kaha tha tab se le ke aaj tak wo khushi me apna sab kuch mujhpe lutata aa raha hai.... Jis paison ki tum baat kar rahi ho wo mere nahi balki uske hain.... Gaur se dekho us Card ko jo tumhare hath me hai uspe mera nahi balki Sultaan ka naam likha hai.... Ye uska card hai jo usne mujhe istemaal karne ke liye diya hai.... Jis Bike ki tum baat kar rahi ho wo bhi usi ne mujhe khareed ke di thi.... Taaki main araam se College jaa sakun.... 1 saal pehle Dad ko business me bada loss ho gaya tha.... Hum sadak pe aa gaye the.... Tab usne apne London waale uncle se keh ke Dad ko kuch deals diwaayi taaki hum sambhal saken.... Yahan tak ki hum dono ko bhi usi ne milwaya tha.... Main kisi aur ladki ko pasand karta tha.... Usne mujhe bataya ki tum se achhi ladki mujhe nahi mil sakti.... Usne mujhe tumhari achhayiyon ke baare me bataya... Wahi mujhe apne sath le gaya tha tumhare liye angoothi pasand karwane... Wahan maine 5000 ki angoothi pasand ki thi... Magar usne mujhe wo angoothi nahi lene di.... Balki ye 2.5 lakh ki angoothi dilwaayi ye keh ke meri Heere jaisi bhabhi ke hath me sirf heere ki hi angoothi achhi lagegi.... Aur tum ho ki us farishte ka ehsaan maan ne ke bajaye use kameena keh rahi ho.... Chali jaao yahan se is se pehle ki main kuch galat kar baithun....

Ye keh ke Kunal gusse se uske hath se Card cheen ke billing Counter ki taraf badh jaata hai.... Deepa aankhon me aasun liye roti hui wahin khadi rehti hai.... Kunal bill pay karke Deepa ko rote hue chor ke jaa hi raha hota hai ki tabhi wahan Sultaan aa jaata hai.... Deepa ki aankhon me aansu dekh ke wo ghabra jaata hai....

Sultaan : Kya hua Deepa tum ro kyun rahi ho....? Batao mujhe baat kya hai....? Kuch problem hui hai kya....? Kisi ne kuch kaha kya....? Bas ek baar mujhe uska naam batao meri bhabhi ki aankhon me aansu laane waale ki main jaan le lunga.... Bas ek baar mujhe uska naam bata do....

Deepa rote hue bas ek tak Sultaan ko dekh rahi hai sath uski baaten bhi sun rahi hai....

Sultaan ko yun Deepa ke liye pareshaan hote dekh Kunal ko gussa aa jaata hai....

Kunal : Wo aur koi nahi balki tu hai....

Kunal ki baat sun ke Sultaan shock ho jaata hai.....

Sultaan : Main....!!!! Magar maine kya kiya....?

Kunal : Pooch apni is so called laadli bhabhi se jo tujhe kameena keh rahi thi.... Iska kehna hai ki tu dost ke roop me dushman hai....

Sultaan : Kya bakwaas kar raha hai....? Ye bhala aisa kyun kahegi....? Ye to bhooli aur masoom hai.... Ye aisa kabhi nahi keh sakti.... Main nahi maanta teri is baat ko....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke kunal Deepa se behad gusse me kehta hai....

Kunal : Dekh gaur se dekh ise jisko tu kameena keh rahi thi wo meri baat sun ke bhi tujhe galat maan ne ko taiyaar nahi hai.... Aur tu hai ki bina sach jaane ise kameena keh rahi thi.... Sultaan jaise dost pe main tere jaisi lakh ladki waar doon.... Jaa chali jaa yahan se.... Aaj se tera mera rishta khatam....

Abhi kunal ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Sultaan kheench ke ek thappad kunal ko maar ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Abe tu paagal to nahi ho gaya jo itni zara si baat pe rishta khatam karne ki baat keh raha hai.... Chal maan liya ki bhabhi ne mere baare me kuch kaha.... To kya ho gaya.... Wo bhabhi hai meri use poora haq hai kuch bhi kehna ka.... Is ka matlab ye to nahi ki tu zara si baat pe naraaz hoke rishta khatam karne ki baat kahega.... Mujhe yakeen hai isne jo bhi kaha hoga wo unjaane me hi kaha hoga... Aur waise bhi ye devar aur bhabhi ke beech ki baat hai... Tu kyun humare beech me aa raha hai.... Chal bhabhi ko Sorry bol aur baat ko khatam kar.... Chal jaldi....

Abhi Sultaan ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Deepa jo kaafi der se Sultaan ki baaten sun rahi thi wo rote hue Sultaan ke pairon me gir ke us se maafi maangne lagti hai....

Deepa : Mujhe maaf kar do Sultaan maine tumhe galat samjha.... Tum jaise Farishte ko gaali di.... Please mujhe maaf kar do...

Sultaan foran Deepa ko utha ke uske aansu poch ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Deepa ye tum kya kar rahi ho....? Tumhe mujhse maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahi hai.... Pehle chup ho jaao aur apne aansu pocho.... Itni zara si baat ko le ke rone ki zaroorat nahi hai....

Deepa : Nahi pehle kaho ko tumhe mujhe dil se maaf kiya....

Sultaan : Are jab tum ne koi galti ki hi nahi to maafi ki baat kahan se aa gayi....?

Deepa : Maine galti ki hai bahut badi galti ki hai.... Ab jab tak tum mujhe maaf nahi karoge main bhi rona band nahi karungi....

Sultaan : Achha baba maine tumhe dil se maaf kiya ab to rona band kar ke muskura do.... Dekho sab dekh rahe hain.... Wo kya kahenge Sultaan ki bhabhi rondu hai.... Ye sun ke mujhe zara bhi achha nahi lagega.... is ullu ke liye nahi to kam se kam mere liye to muskura do....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Deepa rote hue bhi muskura deti hai....

Sultaan kunal ki taraf dekh ke : Chal ab tu meri bhabhi ko gale se laga ke sorry bol.... Chal jaldi....

Kunal aage badh ke Deepa ko apne seene se laga ke sorry kehta hai.... Deepa bhi us se maafi maangti hai....

Phir wo log ghar ki taraf chal dete hain....

Idhar Dekhte hain ki Nikki aur uski behne kya damaal macha rahi hain....

Nikki : kar aayi muh meetha....

Rosy : Haan jaise tu ne to khaya hi....

Nikki : Maine to bas 2 minutes hi taste kiya tha magar tu to poore 10 minutes tak khati hi rahi.... Abe kuch baad ke liye choda bhi ki nahi....

Rosy : Fikr mat kar abhi to sirf taste kiya hai khaya kahan hai.... Abhi to bahut kuch khana baaki hai....

Nikki : Sahi kaha tu ne abhi to bas taste hi kiya hai Jis din poora khane ko milega us din to maza hi aa jaayega....

Naina : Tum logon ko Shopping nahi karni kya....?

Rosy : Hamari shopping to kab ki ho gayi....

Nikki : Haan magar lagta hai Ritu aur Sapna di ki shopping aaj khatam nahi hone waali hai.... Lagta hai inke Shopping bags ko ghar le jaane ke liye bada truck mangwana padega....

Naina : Dheere bol kahin dono ne sun liya na to tere sath sath meri bhi shamat aa jaayegi....

Rosy : Aap Sapna di se itna darti kyun hain....? Wo to kitni pyari hain....

Naina : Haan pata hai wo kitni Pyari hai.. magar uska gussa bhi utna hi khatanaak hai.... Wo behad Emotional hai....use choti se choti baat bhi bahut jaldi dil pe lag jaati hai.... Agar galti se bhi kisi ne unki kisi Pyari cheez ke baare me kuch kaha to samajh lo ki uski shaamat pakki.... Wo gusse me Chandi ka roop le leti hai....

Nikki : Theek kaha aap ne.... Magar wo akeli nahi hai unke jaisi ek aur bhi hai.... Balki Unse kayi zyada khatarnaak bhi....

Nikki ki baat sun ke teeno ke muh se ek sath ek hi Naam nikalta hai....

"Mehek"

Rosy : Wo to Lady Gabbar hai.... Ek baar Sapna Di ko sambhala jaa sakta hai magar use nahi.... Gusse me wo kisi Sherni se kam nahi.... Use cherne ka matlab hai Sherni ke muh se niwala cheen na... Gussa aate hi wo saamne waale ko cheer phaad ke rekh deti hai....

Naina : Uska College shuru ho chuka hai aur wo gayab hai... Wo hai kahan...?

Rosy : Wo apni Jaan se pyari Mohini maasi ke yahan gayi hai.... Unhe koi Problem ho gayi thi use Solve karne ke liye maasi ne use bulaya tha....

Naina : Kya kaha Mohini maasi.... Yaar tab to samajh lo ki ******** Sheher me ab tak Qayamat aa chuki hogi.... Humari Lady Gabbar sab ki band baja rahi hogi....

Chaliye chal ke dekhte hain ki yahan kya ho raha hai.... Kya wakayi me Mehek dhamaal macha rahi hai....

Achanak se ek jhannatedaar thappad gaal pe padta hai aur wo peeche jaa girta hai....

Chataaaaaaaaaak.....

Thappad ki goonj se poora ilaka hil jaata hai....

Jise thappad pada hai wo uth ke behad gusse me aage badh ke kehta hai....

Saali teri itni himmat ki tu ne Durjan Singh pe hath uthaya.... Dekh main tere sath kya karta hoon..... Pehle to main sirf Mohini ko apni rakhel banane waala tha magar pehle sab se saamne main teri izzat utaarunga phir tujhe nangi karke poore gaon me ghumaunga....

Durjan Singh Mehek ki Maasi Mohini ke Pati ke dur ke rishte ka bhai hai... Ye ek number ka aiyaash aur ladkibaaz hai... Duniya ki har ladki ko apni jageer samajhta hai.... Bahut se maar peet aur Rape ke Case uspe darj hain.... Magar saboot aur gawah na hone ke kaaran hamesha hi bach jaata hai.... Hamesha apne baap dada ki Daulat ke nashe me choor rehta hai.... Uske baap dada ******* gaon ke zamindaar hain....

Abhi usne itna hi kaha tha ki Mehek laathi le ke jam ke uski pitaayi karne lag jaati hai.... Durjan Singh ke aadmi use bachane ke liye aage aate hain magar Mehek ke saath aaye log unhe aage jaane nahi dete wo hathiyaar le ke sab ko gher ke khade ho jaate hain....

Idhar Mehek maar maar ke Durjan Singh ki haalat kharaab kar deti hai...

Mehek : Kameene teri himmat kaise hui meri Jaan se pyari maasi ke baare me aisa kehne ki.... Aaj main teri jaan le lungi...

Ye keh ke wo paas padi talwaar utha ke use maarne hi waali hoti hai ki tabhi Mohini foran uske paas jaa ke use rok leti hai....

Mehek : Hat jaaiye Maasi aap aaj main ise zinda nahi chorungi....

Mohini : Nahi Mehek main nahi chahti ki iske Gande khoon se tu apne hath range.... Chor ise is kameene ne jo kiya hai uski saza ise mera bhai tera Mama Bhuvan Singh dega.... Tu chal mere sath....

Mehek gusse me Durjan Singh ke uper thook ke apni Maasi ke sath chali jaati hai.....

Bhuvan Singh ka naam sun ke wahan maujood sabhi ki phat ke hath me aa jaati hai.... Phate bhi kyun na.....Bhuvan Singh dehshat ka dusra naam hai.... Uske naam ka sikka chalta hai yahan.... Wo achhon ke liye achha aur bure logon ke liye maut ka farishta hai.... Wo zubaan se kam hath aur hathiyaar se zyada baat karta hai.... Waise to iska bhara poora parivaar hai magar ghar me teen log aise hain jin pe Bhuvan apni jaan chidakta hai.... Pehle hain uske Pitaji yaani Mehek ke Nana ji Dharampaal Singh.... Dusri hai uski choti behen Mohini aur Teesri hai uski jaan se Pyari Bhaanji Mehek.... In teeno ke liye Bhuvan kisi ki jaan le bhi sakta hai aur apni jaan de bhi sakta hai....

Mehek : Maasi yaad rahe aaj jo bhi hua wo Naanu ko na pata chale aap to unhe jaanti hain.... Wo choti si baat ka batangad bana dete hain.... Main Mama se baat kar lungi wo ise handle kar lenge....

Mohini : Achha meri maa ab apna mood theek kar aur ghar chal.... kal mujhe Dr ke paas bhi jaana hai...


Yahan Poori mandli Nikki ke room me baithi masti mazaak me lagi hui hai.... Sapna kuch sochte hue room me aati hai aur bed ke ek taraf tek laga ke baith jaati hai....

Nikki : Yaar ye achanak se Di ko kya hua abhi kuch der pehle tak to ye theek thi....?

Is se pehle ki koi kuch kehta Ritu uchalti kood ti khushi se Nachti hui room me aati hai....

Nikki : Ab tujhe kya hua tu kyun barsati mendak ki tarha uchal kood kar rahi hai...

Nikki ki baat sun ke Ritu chid jaati hai....

Ritu : Abe kameeni kam se kam misaal to sahi diya kar... Main kya tujhe Barsati mendak lagti hoon....?

Ritu ki baat sun ke Nikki aage badh ke use apne seene se laga ke Pyar se kehti hai....

Nikki : Aye yaar naraaz kyun hoti hai main to mazaak kar rahi thi.... Tu to meri Cutie Pie hai....

Ye keh ke wo uske gaal choom leti hai...

Ritu : Abe kameeni ye kya kar rahi hai chor mujhe....

Nikki : Nahi pehle tu bata ki tu yun Achanak khushi se naach kyun rahi thi....?

Ritu : Baat hi khushi ki hai.... Wo aaj Aacharya ji aaye the.... Chachi ko dekh ne ke baad unhone kaha ki jald hi wo theek hone waali hai.... Unhe theek karne waala kuch hi dino me humare ghar me aane waala hai....

Ritu ki baat sun ke sab khushi se uchal padte hain....

Nikki aankhon me aansu liye : kya tu sach keh rahi hai.... Maa theek ho jaayengi....

Nikki ki aankhon me aansu dekh ke Ritu use kas ke apne seene se laga leti....

Ritu : Ye kya Nikki Maine itni khushi ki baat tujhe batayi aur tu hai ki khush hone ke bajaye ro rahi hai....

Nikki : Nahi yaar ye to khushi ke aansu hain.... Asli khushi to mujhe tab milegi jab maa theek ho jaayegi....

Ritu : Wo din bahut jald aayega....

Idhar Sultaan apne baba ke paas jaa ke....

Sultaan : Baba mujhe aap se baat karni thi....

Baba : Apne Baba se baat karne ke liye tujhe kab se ijazat lene ki zaroorat padne lagi....? Bol kya baat hai...?

Sultaan : Wo Baba ****** Gaon me jo School College aur Hospital ka Construction chal raha hai wahan kuch problem aa gayi hai mujhe 4 din ke liye wahan jaana hoga....

Baba : Haan to jaa na problem kya hai....?

Sultaan : Wo baat ye hai ki mujhe aage bhi Business meetings ya phir kisi aur wajah se baar baar College se chutti leni padegi.... kam Attendance ki wajah se problem na ho bas isi baat se pareshaan hoon....

Baba : Are isme itna Pareshaan hone waali kya baat hai.... Main pehle se jaanta tha ki aisa kuch hoga.... To maine tere Admission ke waqt hi form pe Non attending karwa diya tha.... Uske hisaab se tu exam ko chor ke baaki poora saal bhi College nahi jaata hai tab bhi koi problem nahi hogi....

Baba ki baat sun ke Sultaan khushi se uchal padta hai... Aur kas ke unhe gale laga ke kehta....

Sultaan : Aap kamaal ho Baba sach me kamaal ho....

Baba : Aakhir Baba kiska hoon...

Sultaan : Mere....

Ye keh ke dono hasne lagte hain....

Padma : kya baat hai Baap bete me bada pyar ho raha hai....

Sultaan : Kya karen aap pyar karne deti nahi.... To socha Baba se hi kaam chala loon.... Waise aaj aap kuch zyada hi Sexy lag rahi ho.... baat kya hai....?

Sultaan ki baat sun ke pehle to Padma Sharma jaati hai phir jhoota gussa dikhate hue kehti hai....

Padma : Sexy ke bachhe ruk abhi batati hoon main tujhe ki main Kaisi lag rahi hoon....

Sultaan : Jo bhi batana Baba ko batana main to chala....

Ye keh ke Sultaan apni bike leke ******* Gaon ki taraf chal deta hai....

Padma : Ye na aaj kal kuch zyada hi bolne lag gaya hai....

Baba : Waise kuch galat bhi nahi kaha usne....

Baba ki baat sun ke Padma hairat se unhe dekhte hue kehti hain....

Padma : Beta to beta Baap re baap....

Sultaan apni Bike le ke ******** Gaon ki taraf jaa raha hota hai.... ki tabhi raste me uski Bike ka Tyre Puncher ho jaata hai.... Wo idhar udhar dekhta hai magar wahan use koi nazar nahi aata hai.... Sultaan baith ke Bike ke Tyre ko check kar raha hota hai ki nuksaan kitna hua hai... Aur kahan tak slow me Bike ko le jaaya jaa sakta hai.... Theek tabhi peeche se ek car uski taraf aati hai.... Car me batha Shaks apne Driver se car rokne ko kehta hai....

Babu (Driver) wahan koi musibat me lag raha hai... Car side me roko dekhen use kya pareshani hai....

Us Shaks ki baat sun ke Driver Car ko Sultaan se thoda aage le jaa ke side me rokta hai.... Magar use ye nahi pata ki jahan usne car ko khadi ki hai wahan ki zameen naram hai.... Car ka wazan padte hi neeche ki mitti dhans jaati hai aur car ka pichla tyre kaafi neeche zameen me dhans jaata hai.... Jise dekh Driver kehta hai....

Driver : Aap ne use musibat me dekh ke Car rokne ko kaha aur dekhiye uski madat karne ke chakkar me hum khud museebat me pad gaye....

Driver bahut koshish karta hai... Magar car ka tyre ghadde se baahar nahi aata.... Dono car se neeche utar ke car ko dhakka lagane lagte hain....

Sultaan apni bike ke paas baithe bade gaur se unki harkaton ko dekh raha tha.... Achanak se daur ke unke paas jaa ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Are Daddu ye aap kya kar rahe hain.... Maana ki aap ki Body achhi hai magar phir bhi Is umar me kahin haddi khisak gayi na to badi mushkil ho jaayegi.... Aap hatiye main Car ko bahar nikaalta hoon...

Phir Driver se kehta hai....

Sultaan : Aap bhi hat jaaiye....

Beta ji tum akele kaise karoge....

Abhi wo itna hi keh paaye the ki tabhi Sultaan Car ko pichle hisse se apne dono hathon se utha ke road pe aise rakh deta hai jaise ye lohe ki badi Car na ho ke mamooli dummy ho....

Dono hairat se bas use dekhne lag jaate hain....

Sultaan : Lijiye Daddu ho gaya....

Ye tumne kaise kiya....?

Sultaan muskura ke : Hath se utha ke... aur kya... Daddu Ye to bas ek car hai main to Truck ko bhi isi tarha utha sakta hoon....

Ye tum baar baar mujhe Daddu kyun keh rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Pata nahi jab aap ko dekha to muh se apne aap hi aapke liye Daddu nikal gaya.... Mera aap ko Daddu kehna aapko bura laga kya....?

Is se pehle ki wo kuch kehte Driver beech me bol padta hai....

Driver : Tumhe pata hai jise tum Daddu keh rahe ho.... Wo ******** Gaon ke Zamindar hain Thakur Dharampaal Singh....

Driver ki baat sun ke Sultaan jhuk ke Daddu ko pranaam karta hai....

Daddu Sultaan ko utha ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Achhe sanskaar hain tumhare.... Kya naam hai Tumhara...?

Sultaan : Ji Sultaan khan...

Daddu : Waise kahan jaa rahe ho... Kaho to main tumhe chor deta hoon.... Tumhari Bike ko Babu (Driver) theek karwa dega....

Sultaan : Are nahi nahi aap ko bekaar me pareshaani hogi...

Daddu : Is me pareshani waali koi baat nahi hai....

Sultaan : Aap itna keh rahe hain to theek hai.... Magar Car main chalaunga....

Daddu : Tumhe car chalani aati hai..

Sultaan : Haan Daddu....

Phir wo log chal dete hain....

Daddu : Waise tum jaa kahan rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Wo Daddu ******* Gaon me wahan mujhe kuch kaam hai.....

Daddu : ******* Gaon.... Wahan kaafi zor shor se taraakki ka kaam ho raha hai... School College Hospital kaafi kuch ban raha hai....

Sultaan : Achha matlab Sarkaar us Gaon pe achha dhyaan de rahi hai...

Daddu : Beta ji wahan ye sab kaam Sarkaar nahi karwa rahi hai balki koi Mr. Sk hai jisne poore gaon ko god liya hua hai.... Ye sab wo karwa raha hai... wo bhi Apne paison se..... Bada hi nek kaam kar raha hai.... Us jaise insaan bahut kam reh gaye hain is duniya me....

Sultaan : Achha... Ye to achhi baat hai... Kya aap jaante hain usko... Wo kya naam bataya tha aap ne....

Daddu : Mr. Sk... Nahi main unhe jaanta nahi hoon magar haan milna zaroor chahta hoon.... Humare Gaon me bhi Vikaas ki bahut zaroorat hai magar zameen ka masla hai.... Maine bahut koshish ki magar jo naya Minister aaya hai wo bada hi kameena hai wo tarakki ke kaam ko hone nahi dena chahta.... Ab bas ek Mr. Sk se hi ummeed hai ki unse mulakaat ho jaaye aur wo humari is pareshani ko dur kar de....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sultaan muskurate hue kehta hai...

Sultaan : Daddu mujhe lagta hai ki jald hi aapki pareshani dur hone waali hai.... Aap kahen to main Baat karke dekhta hoon... Shayad baat ban jaaye... Wo kya hai na mere Baba ke ek dost hain unki jaan pehchaan hai Ministry me.... Shayad aap ka kaam ban jaaye....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Daddu khush ho jaate hain....

Daddu : Kya wakayi me aisa ho sakta hai....?

Abhi ye log baaten kar hi rahe the ki tabhi 8 se 10 Car tezi se unki taraf aa ke kuch dur pe rukti hai aur unme se 35 se 40 pehelwaan type ke desi gunde utar ke bahar aate hain....

Sultaan : Daddu aap jaante hain kya in logon ko....

Daddu : Haan Ye paas ke gaon ka zamindaar Thakur kallan Singh hai aur uske gunde hain.... Kallan Singh Ek number ka kameena hai... Duniya ka har bura kaam ye karta hai.... Zabardasti zameeno pe kabza karna iski aadat hai... Iski nazar ab humare Gaon pe hai.... Magar mere rehte ye mumkin nahi.... Aaj shayad ise ye pata chal gaya ki main akela car se aa raha hoon to ye mujhe gherne aa gaya....

Sultaan : Oh to ye baat hai...

Daddu : Mujhe apni parwaah nahi hai... Parwaah hai mere gaon ke masoom logon ki.... Mere baad unka kya hoga... Aur ab to meri wajah se tumhari jaan bhi khatre me pad gayi hai...

Sultaan : Fikr nahi Daddu... Mere rehte koi aap ko hath tak nahi laga sakta... Rahi baat meri to Sultaan ki jaan itni mamooli nahi ki koi bhi aira gaira ise le sakta hai.... Is jaise kayi Kameeno ko theek kiya hai maine.... Ye kis khet ki mooli hai....

Daddu : Beta ji maana ki tumhari Body kaafi mazboot hai magar wo 35 se 40 log hain....

Sultaan : Daddu 400 bhi hote to bhi mujhe hath nahi laga sakte maarna to bahut dur ki baat hai... Bas aap car se bahar mat nikalna baaki main 10 minute me inka kaam tamaam kar ke aata hoon....

Daddu : Magar beta....

Sultaan unki baat sune bagair he car se bahar nikal jaata hai.... Aur Car ke Bonet pe baith ke poochta hai....

Sultaan : Ye kallan Singh kaun hai...

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Saamne se ek gunda behad gusse se kehta hai...

Kameene teri himmat kaise hui Thakur Sahab ka naam lene ki.... Yahan ke 10 Gaon me koi mard paida nahi hua jo Thakur Sahab ka naam le sake... Kisi me itni himmat nahi....

Sultaan : Abe tu kyun bekaar me chilla raha hai... Seedhe seedhe bata ki Kallan Singh kaun hai....?

Kallan Singh gusse se kehta hai....

Kallan Singh : Hum hain Thakur Kallan Singh... hum yahan Dharampaal Singh ko maarne aaye the tu ne humare sath badtameezi kar ke apni maut ko daawat di hai.... Ab Dharampaal Singh ke sath sath tu bhi marega... kaali maa ko tum dono ki bali chadha ke hum Poore Gaon ki zameen pe kabza karenge....

Sultaan : Abe teri Main ki aukaad nahi hai aur tu hum ka daawa kar raha hai.... Dekhne me tu South ki filmo ka Comediyan lagta hai.... Kaala mota bhaisa... In geedadon ke sath mil ke khud ko sher samajh raha hai.... Himmat hai to maar ke dikha teri ye geedar bhapkiyon se Sultaan nahi darta....

Kallan Singh gusse me apne gundon se kehta hai....

Kallan Singh : Abe kameeno uski baaten kya sun rahe ho.... Jaa ke maaro use....

Kallan Singh ki baat sun ke Uske gunde Sultaan ko maarne ke liye uski taraf daudne lagte hain.....

Tabhi peeche se Driver Babu Sultaan ki Bike ko theek karwa ke aa jaata hai...

Driver : Thakur sahab ye to Kallan Singh hai.... Wo bhi 40 aadmiyon ke sath ab hum kya karenge...

Abhi Driver ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi achanak se fiza me ek zordaar cheekh goonj uthti hai....

Aaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh....

Sultaan ka ek punch padte hi Ek gunda hawa me udta hua baaki peeche aa rahe gundon pe girta.... uske muh se betahasha khoon nikalne lagta hai zameen pe girte hi wo behosh ho jaata hai....

Ye dekh te hi sab ek pal ke liye dar se jaate hain.... Tabhi kallan ki awaaz sun ke phir se Sultaan ki taraf badhne lagte hain.....

Kallan Singh : Abe kameeno ruk kyun gaye maaro saale ko....

Sultaan bhi aage badh ke jam ke ek ek ki thukayi karne lagta hai... Chaaro taraf bas 2 hi awaaz sunayi dene lagti hai ek un gundon ke haddiyon ke tootne ki aur dusri unki dardnaak cheekhon ki....

Achanak se Kallan Sultaan pe peche se chaku ka waar karta hai.... Sultaan is hamle ko jhel nahi paata aur ladkhada ke peeche girta hai... Magar jaldi se khud ko sambhaal leta hai.... Tab tak Kallan Singh Sultaan pe ek aur waar karta hai Sultaan us waar se bachne ke liye ek taraf ho jaata hai magar phir bhi chaku ka waar uski baazu pe ho jaata hai.... Uski peeth aur baazu se khoon nikalne lagta hai waar kaafi gehra nahi hai magar zakham se khoon nikalna to laazmi hai....

Bas yahi galti ho jaati hai Kallan se usne Sultaan ko uska khoon dikha diya..... Sultaan zakhmi Sher ki tarha dahad ke uthta hai aur maut ban ke un sab pe toot padta hai.... Wahan maujood kisi bhi gunde ke jism ki ek bhi haddi salamat nahi bachti.... Sultaan chun chun ke sab ki thukayi karta hai.... Kallan Singh ka Sultaan wo haal karta hai ki uska to chehra bhi pehchaan me nahi aa raha hai... Poora shareer khoon se nahaya hua hai.... Jism ki har ek haddi toot chuki hai....

Sultaan badi mushkil se apne gusse ko shant karta hai aur saamne khade dar se kaampte hue ek mariyal se Driver jise Sultaan ne chor diya tha use kehta hai....

Sultaan : Is se pehle ki ye log mar jaaye utha ke le jaao in sab ko.... Ab to inme se shayad hi ko bed se uth bhi paaye.....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke dar ke maare us Driver ka pant me susu nikal jaata hai... wo foran kisi tarha sab ko ghaseet te hue car me bharne lagta hai....

Idhar Sultaan ka gussa dekh kar Driver ke sath sath Daddu bhi ek pal ke liye dar jaate hain.... Sultaan ka poora jism khoon se nahaya hua hai... Uski Safed shirt lag bhag poori khoon se san gayi hai.... Wo chalta phirta Shaitaan lag raha hai...

Sultaan Daddu ki car ke kareeb jaa ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Driver sahab thoda paani milega....

Driver foran Car se Paani ki bottle nikaal ke Sultaan ko de deta hai.... Sultaan pehle apne hath aur muh pe lage khoon ko dhota hai phir paani peene ke baad Bottle Driver ko lauta ke muskurate hue Thanks kehta hai....

Tab tak Daddu car se utar ke bahar aa chuke hain... Wo Sultaan ki peeth aur baazu pe lage ghaav ko dekhne lagte hain....

Daddu : Beta ji tumhe to kaafi chot aayi hai....

Sultaan : Are Daddu ye to mamooli si kharoch hai jald hi bhar jaayegi.... Usne peeche se dhoke se waar kiya warna ye kharoch bhi nahi aati....

Daddu hairat se : Isko tum mamooli si chot keh rahe ho....

Sultaan : Are Daddu aap bekaar pareshan ho rahe hain.... Sach me mamooli si chot hai.... Ye theek ho jaayegi.... Ab main chalta hoon mujhe der ho rahi hai...

Ye keh ke Sultaan apni Bike ki taraf jaane lagta hai ki tabhi Daddu use rok ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Kahin nahi jaa rahe ho tum.... Tum mere sath mere ghar chal rahe ho.... Jab tumhari ye chot theek ho jaayegi tab chale jaana abhi chup chaap mere sath mere ghar chalo....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sultaan ki aankhen nam ho jaati hain.... Jise dekh Daddu pareshaan ho jaate hain....

Daddu : Bahut zyada dard ho raha hai kya....?

Sultaan : Haan Daddu dard to ho raha hai magar in kharochon pe nahi balki yahan dil me.... Dada ke jis pyar aur apnepan ke liye main bachpan se tarasta aaya hoon wo aaj mujhe aapki baaton me mehsus hua to aankhen khushi se chalak gayi....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Daadu bhi thode Emotional ho jaate hain.... Wo aage badh ke Sultaan ki aankhon se behte aansu poch ke use apne seene se laga ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Aaj se balki abhi se main tera Daddu hoon.... Aur tu mera Pota.... Chal ab apne Daddu ki baat maan aur mere sath ghar chal....

Sultaan : Ab to chalna hi padega... Mujhe mere Daddu jo mil gaye hain.... Magar aap ki Car se nahi hum meri Bike pe chalenge....

Daddu : Pehle apne kapde to badal le....

Sultaan : Wo Daddu jaldi ke chakkar me main apna kapdon ka bag ghar hi bhool aaya....

Daddu : koi baat nahi yahan shaam ko Market se le lena....

Sultaan : Haan ye sahi rahega....

Daddu : To phir chalen ghar....

Sultaan : Haan chaliye....

Dono Bike pe baith jaate hain aur chal dete hain Daddu ke ghar.....

Driver car leke unse aage chal deta hai aur ye dono masti me peeche bike pe aa rahe hain....

Ab tak ghar me sab ko pata chal chuka hai ki Daddu pe humla hua hai.... Sab behad pareshaan bane hue hain tabhi car kothi me enter hoti hai sab daur ke car ke paas aate hain.... Car me Daddu ko na paa ke sab Driver pe sawaalon ki bauchaar laga dete hain.... koi use kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi deta....

Tabhi Bike ki awaaz sun ke sab palat ke us taraf dekhte hain.... Bike pe nazar padte hi sab ke hosh udd jaate hain.... Saamne ka nazara hi kuch aisa hai.... Sultaan ka poora Shirt khoon me nahaya hua hai.... Uski baazu pe bhi ghav hai sath hi uske peeche Daddu baithe hue hain...

Sultaan Bike ko park kar ke Daddu ko utarne ka ishara karta hai....

Jaise hi sab ko Daddu ke Kapdo pe khoon nazar aata hai wo behad ghabra jaate hain.... (Ye khoon us waqt laga tha jab Daddu Sultaan ke gale lage the....)

Sab foran Daddu ko gher lete hain.... Aur unka haal chaal poochne lagte hain.... Koi Dr ko bulane ko liye daur jaata hai to koi dawa laane ke liye.... Koi bhi Daddu ko kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi de raha hai....

Tabhi Sultaan ki awaaz sun ke sab palat ke uski taraf dekhne lagte hain....

Sultaan : Ek baalti paani milega kya....?

Sab hairat se bas Sultaan ko dekh rahe hain koi kuch keh nahi raha hai.... Kisi ko kuch na kehte dekh Sultaan idhar udhar dekhta hai.... Wahin paas me use koonwe ke paas ek paani se bhari balti nazar aati hai.... Wo koonwe ke paas jaa ke pehle apni khoon se sani shirt utaarta hai phir balti utha ke apne jism pe paani daal ke jism pe laga khoon saaf karne lagta hai....

Sab ek tak uski Faulaadi body ko dekhne lagte hain.... Daddu ki awaaz se sab ki tantra toot ti hai....

Daddu : Ye Sultaan hai... Isi ne meri jaan bachayi.... Ye sath na hota to aaj main zinda na hota....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sab phir se Sultaan ko dekhne lag jaate hain.....

Tab tak Dr bhi wahan aa jaata hai.... Daddu ko check karne ke liye wo unke paas jaata hai...

Daddu : Are mujhe kuch nahi hua... Zakhmi to Sultaan hai uska ilaaj karo....

Daddu ki baat sun ke sab palat ke Sultaan ki taraf dekhne lagte hain.... Phir Sultaan ko room me le jaa ke Dr uske ghaav pe patti kar ke use injection laga ke kehta hai....

Dr : Maine patti kar di hai.... Ek do din me ghaav theek ho jaayega.... Tab tak ke liye aap uper kuch na pehne to zyada theek rahega aur zakhm bhi jaldi bhar jaayega....

Dr ki baat sun ke Daddu dheere se Sultaan se mazaak me kehte hain....

Daddu : Beta ji.... Agar aise hi tum apni ye mascular Body sab ko dikhate rahe na to kuch keh nahi sakte kab tumhara rape ho jaaye....

Sultaan : Daddu aap bata rahe hain ya dara rahe hain....

Daddu muskurate hue : Tujhe theek lage wo samajh....

Tabhi Daddu ki wife "Kaaveri Devi" ki awaaz sun ke dono chup ho jaate hain....

Dadi : Ye aap dono kya khusurpusur kar rahe hain....?

Daddu : Nahi kuch nahi wo main Sultaan se keh raha tha ki jaisa Dr ne kaha hai waisa hi kare.... Magar ye hai ki yahan se jaane ki baat kar raha hai....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sab ek sath bol padte hain....

Kahin nahi jaayega ye....

Dadi : Haan jab tak iski chot poori tarha se theek nahi ho jaati ye yahin rahega....

Daddu : Beta ji ab to Home Ministry ka order ho gaya hai ab to tujhe yahin rehna hoga....

Sultaan : Daddu agar ye mujhe sirf is liye yahan rokna chah rahi hain ki maine aap ki jaan bachayi hai to main yahan nahi ruk sakta.... Kyun Sultaan kisi ka bhala karke Ehsaan nahi jatata.... Magar haan agar ye meri Dadi hone ke haq se mujhe yahan rokna chahti hain to main yahan ruk sakta hoon.... Kyun ki Dadi ki baat pota kaise taal sakta hai...

Sultaan ki baat sun ke wahan maujood sabhi ki aankhen nam ho jaati hain wahin Dadi aage badh ke Sultaan ko kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai.... Aur uske maathe ko choom ke kehti hai....

Dadi : Main hamesha se hi ek pote ke liye tarasti aayi hoon aaj tu ne meri wo kami bhi poori kar di.... Ab se tu mujhe Dadi keh ke hi bulayega Samjha... Aur haan ab teri ye Dadi tujhe keh rahi hai phir se agar yahan se jaane ki baat ki na to dekh lena main teri taangen tod dungi.... Samjha...

Dadi ki aankhon se behte aansu poch ke Sultaan pyar se unke Gaal choom ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Dadi badi zor ki bhook lagi hai.... Apne pote ko khana nahi khilaogi...

Dadi : Tujhe to main apne hathon se khana khilaungi.... Bata kya khayega....?

Sultaan : Jo aap pyar se khila do....

Tabhi kisi ki awaaz sun ke Sab uski taraf dekhte hain....

Dadi thappad achha khilati hai khana hai kya.....?

Dadi gussa dikhate hue kehti hai : Chup kar Moni (ye Daddu ke Bade bete Thakur Bhuvan Singh ki sharaarti aur behad laadli beti Moni hai....) tu mere Pote ko pareshan mat kar....

Moni jhoota nakhra dikha ke kehti hai....

Moni : Ye galat baat hai Dadi naya pota kya mila aap to apni pyari poti ko bhool hi gayi....

Tabhi Sultaan Dadi ko side se gale laga ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Pyari nahi purani kaho.... Purani...

Ye keh ke Sultaan hasne lagta hai....

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Uski pyari hansi dekh ke sab hasne lagte hain....

Sab ko yun haste dekh Moni chid ke Dadi ki bagal se uth ke jaane lagti hai ki tabhi Sultaan ki baat sun ke ruk jaati hai...

Sultaan hath barha ke : Ji mera naam Sultaan hai.... Kya aap mujhse dosti karengi....?

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Moni palat ke Dadi ki taraf dekhti hai.... Dadi muskura ke haan me apna sar hila deti hai.... Dadi ka ishara paate hi Moni ke sath sath wahan maujood sabhi ladkiyan Sultaan ka hath pakad leti hai....

Sultaan hairat se bas unhe dekhne lag jaata hai....

Daddu : Wah Sultaan teri to nikal padi.... Aaj pehli baar aisa hua hai ki meri Pariyon se bhi kayi zyada Khoobsurat Natniyon aur Potiyon ne saamne se kisi se dosti karne ke liye apna hath badhaya hai....

Daddu ki baat sunke Dadi foran beech me bol padti hain.....

Dadi : Haan to mera Sultaan kaun sa kisi Shehzaade se kam hai.... Dekha nahi kaise ise dekhte hi aapki Pariyaan is se dosti karne ke liye foran aage aa gayi....

Is se pehle ki Daddu kuch kehte....

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi kuch bhi bolti hain ye itna bhi koi khaas nahi hai jo hum sab is se dosti karne ke liye mari jaa rahi hain....

Dadi : Achha laado.... dekh rahi hoon main sab ko khaas nahi hai bol bol ke mere Pote ko jaane kab se ghoor ghoor ke nazar laga rahi ho....

Dadi ki baat sun ke Moni ki bolti band ho jaati hai...

Moni : Wo... Wo... Wo... Aisa kuch nahi hai... Wo to bas aise hi....

Dadi : Achha achha jaa jaake apne Papa ka koi Track ise laa ke de de... Phir shaam ko market se iske liye kuch dheele dhaale kapde le aana... Taaki ise araam mil sake... Dadi ki baat sunte hi Moni daud ke Cupboard se Track nikaal ke foran Sultaan ke paas wapis aa jaati hai....

Dadi : Kya baat hai Moni Sultaan ke aate hi tu to MaalGadi se Superfast Express ban gayi....

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi na hamesha meri taang kheechti rehti hain... Kam se kam iske saamne to aisa mat kahiye na.... Ye kya sochega mere baare me....

Sultaan : Kya Sochunga yahi ki Moni Superfast Express hai....

Ye keh ke Sultaan hasne lagta hai....

Hahahahahahahaha....

Sultaan ke sath sath wahan maujood sabhi hasne lagte hain... Jise dekh Moni chid jaati hai.... Aur uth ke wahan se jaane lagti hai.... Sultaan use rok ke kehta hai...

Sultaan : Naraaz ho gayi kya....?

Moni : Nahi main bhala kyun naraaz hone lagi.... Doston me to hansi mazaak chalta hi hai....

Sultaan : To phir yun Achanak se uth ke kahan jaa rahi thi....?

Moni : Wo tumhe bhook lagi hai na to khana banane....

Moni ki baat sun ke Sab shock ho jaate hain....

Dadi : Waah ri meri Laado.... Ek chai to tujhe banani nahi aati aur tu chali hai khana banane...

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi na meri saari pol patti aaj hi khol do.... Ab nahi baithna mujhe yahan main jaa rahi hoon....

Ye keh ke Moni jaane lagti hai... Magar Dadi use rok ke kehti hai.... Tu chal mere sath main aaj tujhe khana banana sikhati hoon.... Aur tum sab bhi chalo Sultaan ko thoda araam karne do....

Ye keh ke Dadi sab ko apne sath le ke wahan se chali jaati hain... Daddu bhi bahar baithak me chale jaate hain.... Idhar reh jaata hai to Sultaan akela... Wo apni pant change kar ke track pehen ke bed pe let jaata hai.... Use lete abhi kuch hi der hua tha ki tabhi wo hota hai jo nahi hona chahiye tha....
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SmartyAsif said:
Nafrat ya phir Diwaangi.... (Incest Love Story)

Update 5 (Word Count 7500)

"Pyar ki Shuruwaat 2"

Sk Mall...

Sultaan : To batao pehle khana khana hai ya phir Shopping.....?

Kunal : Pehle kahan kha lete hain Bahut bhook lagi hai....

Phir wo log apni apni pasand ka khana order karke khane lagte hain.... Khane ke baad....

Sultan : Kunal tu bill pay kar jab tak main washroom se ho ke aata hoon....

Kunal bill pay kar deta hai.... Phir Sultaan ke aane ke baad wo log Shopping ke liye chal dete hain.... Sab apni apni pasand ke kapde select karne lag jaate hain....

Idhar Naina apni Behno ke sath Mall me aa jaati hai....

Naina : Haan to batao Pehle Party karni hai ya Shopping...

Shopping ka naam sun ke sab khushi se uchal padti hain....

Sab Shopping me lag jaati hain.... Mall me bhoochal aaya hua hai.... Sab apni apni pasand ke kapde khareedne me lagi hui hain....

Nikki apni pasand ke kuch kapde le ke Trial room ki taraf chal deti hain... Wahan sabhi Trial room band hain sirf ek aakhri waale ko chor ke wo usme ghus jaati hai....

Under ghuste hi us ke hosh udd jaate hain.... Saamne ek ladka uski taraf peeth kiye khada hai.... Uske Jism pe is waqt sirf jeans Pant hai uper se wo poora nanga hai.... uske hath me kuch T-shirts hain jise wo Try karne ke liye select kar raha hai.... Nikki ko samajh nahi aata ki wo kya kare...? Wo foran mud ke bahar ki taraf jaane lagti hai ki tabhi uski nazar sheeshe pe nazar aa rahe us ladke ke chehre pe padti hai.... Use dekhte hi Nikki ki aankhen khushi se chamak uthti hain.... Wo bas ek tak pyar se us taraf dekhne lagti hai.... Phir jaane use kya soojhta hai wo aage badh ke use apni taraf ghuma ke uske chehre ko apne hathon me le ke use kiss karne lagti hai....

Nikki ki is harkat pe wo buri tarha se chonk jaata hai.... Wo use khud se dur hatane hi waala hota hai ki tabhi Nikki ki aankhon me dekhte hi wo usme kho sa jaata hai aur kiss me uska sath dene lagta hai.... Is kiss me koi vaasna nahi hai aur na hi koi jaldbaazi bas kuch hai to wo hai pyar.... Dono ek dusre ki aanhon me khoye pyar se ek dusre ke honthon ko choosne me lage hue hain..... Tabhi achanak se darwaze pe hui dastak ki wajah se dono na chahte hue bhi alag ho jaate hain.... Nikki sharmaati hui apne kapde le ke bina kuch kahe wahan se bahar aa jaati hai.... Bahar use use Rosy khadi nazar aati hai....

Nikki : Maine apne hisse ki Sweet kha li hai tu apne hisse ka le le....

Ye keh ke Nikki aage badh jaati hai.... Rosy hairat se bas use dekhti reh jaati hai....

Rosy : Ye paagal to nahi ho gayi... Kuch bhi kehti hai Trial room me bhi kabhi Sweets milti hai kya....?

Ye kehte hue Rosy Trail room me aati hai.... Under kisi ladke ko dekh Rosy ghabra jaati hai wo cheekhne hi waali hoti hai ki tabhi wo uske muh pe hath rakh ke use chup rehne ko kehta hai.... Uski awaaz sun ke Rosy chonk jaati hai....

Rosy chillana mat main Sultaan hoon....

Rosy : Sultaan tum.....!!!! Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Dance kar raha hoon....

Rosy : Dance wo bhi Trial room me...

Sultaan : Are pagli kapde try kar raha hoon....

Rosy : Is room me to Nikki thi na.... Tum yahan kab aaye....?

Sultaan Rosy ko poori baat batata hai...

Rosy : Achha tabhi Nikki keh rahi thi ki Maine apne hisse ki Sweet kha li hai tu apne hisse ka le le....

Sultaan : Sweet....!!! Magar yahan to koi Sweet nahi....

Abhi Sultaan bas itna hi keh paaya tha ki tabhi Rosy use aage kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi deti.... wo uske honthon ko apne honthon se band kar deti hai.... Sultaan bhi kiss me uska sath dene lagta hai.... Dono kiss me madhosh se ho jaate hain.... Kareeb 5 minutes tak kiss karne ke baad Rosy Sultaan se alag hoti hai....

Sultaan : To kaisi lagi Sweet...?

Rosy khatti keh ke hasti hui wahan se bhaag jaati hai.... Sultaan bhi hanste hue wahan se chal deta hai....

Sultan : Kunal tu bill pay kar main bas kuch der me aata hoon....

Ye keh ke Sultaan wahan se chala jaata hai....

Kunal Billing Counter waale se : Ji bill kitna hua....?

Ji 1.5 Lakh Rs....

Kunal apni jeb se card nikaal ke use dene lagta hai.... Deepa uske hath se Card le ke kehti hai...

Deepa : Ye tum kya kar rahe ho....?

Kunal : Bill pay kar raha hoon....

Deepa : Haan magar uski Shopping ka bill tum kyun pay kar rahe ho.... wo bhi 1.5 lakh Rs.... Us din bhi maine dekha tha wo tumhari Bike le gaya tha... Aur jab wapis laaya to Petrol aadhe se bhi kam tha.... Aaj bhi khana khane ke baad bill usne tumse bharwaya.... Har baar wo apna poora kharcha tumse hi karwata hai.... Aur tum ho ki uski baaton me aa ke uspe apne paise luta rahe ho.... Tumhe kyun samajh nahi aa raha hai ki wo dosti ki aad me tumhe loot raha hai.... Tumhara istemaal kar raha hai....

Kunal : Jab baat pata nahi to bolna nahi chahiye.... Wo mere paise nahi uda raha hai balki main uske paise uda raha hoon...

Deepa : Ye sach nahi hai... Tum uski baat chupane ke liye aisa keh rahe ho.... Tumhe aaj pata nahi chal raha hai magar jis din wo tumhe poora loot lega na tab tumhe ehsaas hoga ki tumne us jaise se dosti kar kitni badi galti ki hai....

Abhi Deepa ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Kunal zor se uspe cheekhta hai...

Kunal : Bas Deepa bas.... Bahut bol chuki tum aur bahut sun liya maine ab main apne dost ke baare me ek bhi galat lafz nahi sunuga...

Deepa : Sachhayi hamesha buri hi lagti hai.... Aur kis dost ki baat kar rahe ho.... Apne dost ko lootne waala dost nahi dushman hota hai....

Abhi Deepa ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Kunal ek thappad uske gaal pe maar deta hai....

Chataaaaaaaaaak....

Deepa gusse me : Tumne us kameene ke liye mujhpe hath uthaya.....?

Kunal : Kameena wo nahi main hoon.... Jisne tum jaisi ladki ko pasand kiya.... Jo ek sache dost ko dushman aur kameena keh rahi ho....

Deepa : Maine kuch galat nahi kaha.... Wo hi kaha jo wo hai... Kameena....

Kunal : Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere dost ko kameena kehne ki.... Us jaisa dost to kismat waalon ko milta hai.... Shayad Pichle janam me maine koi punya ka kaam kiya hoga tab jaa ke mujhe Sultaan jaisa dost mila.... Bachpan me maine ek baar use apna dost kaha tha tab se le ke aaj tak wo khushi me apna sab kuch mujhpe lutata aa raha hai.... Jis paison ki tum baat kar rahi ho wo mere nahi balki uske hain.... Gaur se dekho us Card ko jo tumhare hath me hai uspe mera nahi balki Sultaan ka naam likha hai.... Ye uska card hai jo usne mujhe istemaal karne ke liye diya hai.... Jis Bike ki tum baat kar rahi ho wo bhi usi ne mujhe khareed ke di thi.... Taaki main araam se College jaa sakun.... 1 saal pehle Dad ko business me bada loss ho gaya tha.... Hum sadak pe aa gaye the.... Tab usne apne London waale uncle se keh ke Dad ko kuch deals diwaayi taaki hum sambhal saken.... Yahan tak ki hum dono ko bhi usi ne milwaya tha.... Main kisi aur ladki ko pasand karta tha.... Usne mujhe bataya ki tum se achhi ladki mujhe nahi mil sakti.... Usne mujhe tumhari achhayiyon ke baare me bataya... Wahi mujhe apne sath le gaya tha tumhare liye angoothi pasand karwane... Wahan maine 5000 ki angoothi pasand ki thi... Magar usne mujhe wo angoothi nahi lene di.... Balki ye 2.5 lakh ki angoothi dilwaayi ye keh ke meri Heere jaisi bhabhi ke hath me sirf heere ki hi angoothi achhi lagegi.... Aur tum ho ki us farishte ka ehsaan maan ne ke bajaye use kameena keh rahi ho.... Chali jaao yahan se is se pehle ki main kuch galat kar baithun....

Ye keh ke Kunal gusse se uske hath se Card cheen ke billing Counter ki taraf badh jaata hai.... Deepa aankhon me aasun liye roti hui wahin khadi rehti hai.... Kunal bill pay karke Deepa ko rote hue chor ke jaa hi raha hota hai ki tabhi wahan Sultaan aa jaata hai.... Deepa ki aankhon me aansu dekh ke wo ghabra jaata hai....

Sultaan : Kya hua Deepa tum ro kyun rahi ho....? Batao mujhe baat kya hai....? Kuch problem hui hai kya....? Kisi ne kuch kaha kya....? Bas ek baar mujhe uska naam batao meri bhabhi ki aankhon me aansu laane waale ki main jaan le lunga.... Bas ek baar mujhe uska naam bata do....

Deepa rote hue bas ek tak Sultaan ko dekh rahi hai sath uski baaten bhi sun rahi hai....

Sultaan ko yun Deepa ke liye pareshaan hote dekh Kunal ko gussa aa jaata hai....

Kunal : Wo aur koi nahi balki tu hai....

Kunal ki baat sun ke Sultaan shock ho jaata hai.....

Sultaan : Main....!!!! Magar maine kya kiya....?

Kunal : Pooch apni is so called laadli bhabhi se jo tujhe kameena keh rahi thi.... Iska kehna hai ki tu dost ke roop me dushman hai....

Sultaan : Kya bakwaas kar raha hai....? Ye bhala aisa kyun kahegi....? Ye to bhooli aur masoom hai.... Ye aisa kabhi nahi keh sakti.... Main nahi maanta teri is baat ko....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke kunal Deepa se behad gusse me kehta hai....

Kunal : Dekh gaur se dekh ise jisko tu kameena keh rahi thi wo meri baat sun ke bhi tujhe galat maan ne ko taiyaar nahi hai.... Aur tu hai ki bina sach jaane ise kameena keh rahi thi.... Sultaan jaise dost pe main tere jaisi lakh ladki waar doon.... Jaa chali jaa yahan se.... Aaj se tera mera rishta khatam....

Abhi kunal ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Sultaan kheench ke ek thappad kunal ko maar ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Abe tu paagal to nahi ho gaya jo itni zara si baat pe rishta khatam karne ki baat keh raha hai.... Chal maan liya ki bhabhi ne mere baare me kuch kaha.... To kya ho gaya.... Wo bhabhi hai meri use poora haq hai kuch bhi kehna ka.... Is ka matlab ye to nahi ki tu zara si baat pe naraaz hoke rishta khatam karne ki baat kahega.... Mujhe yakeen hai isne jo bhi kaha hoga wo unjaane me hi kaha hoga... Aur waise bhi ye devar aur bhabhi ke beech ki baat hai... Tu kyun humare beech me aa raha hai.... Chal bhabhi ko Sorry bol aur baat ko khatam kar.... Chal jaldi....

Abhi Sultaan ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Deepa jo kaafi der se Sultaan ki baaten sun rahi thi wo rote hue Sultaan ke pairon me gir ke us se maafi maangne lagti hai....

Deepa : Mujhe maaf kar do Sultaan maine tumhe galat samjha.... Tum jaise Farishte ko gaali di.... Please mujhe maaf kar do...

Sultaan foran Deepa ko utha ke uske aansu poch ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Deepa ye tum kya kar rahi ho....? Tumhe mujhse maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahi hai.... Pehle chup ho jaao aur apne aansu pocho.... Itni zara si baat ko le ke rone ki zaroorat nahi hai....

Deepa : Nahi pehle kaho ko tumhe mujhe dil se maaf kiya....

Sultaan : Are jab tum ne koi galti ki hi nahi to maafi ki baat kahan se aa gayi....?

Deepa : Maine galti ki hai bahut badi galti ki hai.... Ab jab tak tum mujhe maaf nahi karoge main bhi rona band nahi karungi....

Sultaan : Achha baba maine tumhe dil se maaf kiya ab to rona band kar ke muskura do.... Dekho sab dekh rahe hain.... Wo kya kahenge Sultaan ki bhabhi rondu hai.... Ye sun ke mujhe zara bhi achha nahi lagega.... is ullu ke liye nahi to kam se kam mere liye to muskura do....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Deepa rote hue bhi muskura deti hai....

Sultaan kunal ki taraf dekh ke : Chal ab tu meri bhabhi ko gale se laga ke sorry bol.... Chal jaldi....

Kunal aage badh ke Deepa ko apne seene se laga ke sorry kehta hai.... Deepa bhi us se maafi maangti hai....

Phir wo log ghar ki taraf chal dete hain....

Idhar Dekhte hain ki Nikki aur uski behne kya damaal macha rahi hain....

Nikki : kar aayi muh meetha....

Rosy : Haan jaise tu ne to khaya hi....

Nikki : Maine to bas 2 minutes hi taste kiya tha magar tu to poore 10 minutes tak khati hi rahi.... Abe kuch baad ke liye choda bhi ki nahi....

Rosy : Fikr mat kar abhi to sirf taste kiya hai khaya kahan hai.... Abhi to bahut kuch khana baaki hai....

Nikki : Sahi kaha tu ne abhi to bas taste hi kiya hai Jis din poora khane ko milega us din to maza hi aa jaayega....

Naina : Tum logon ko Shopping nahi karni kya....?

Rosy : Hamari shopping to kab ki ho gayi....

Nikki : Haan magar lagta hai Ritu aur Sapna di ki shopping aaj khatam nahi hone waali hai.... Lagta hai inke Shopping bags ko ghar le jaane ke liye bada truck mangwana padega....

Naina : Dheere bol kahin dono ne sun liya na to tere sath sath meri bhi shamat aa jaayegi....

Rosy : Aap Sapna di se itna darti kyun hain....? Wo to kitni pyari hain....

Naina : Haan pata hai wo kitni Pyari hai.. magar uska gussa bhi utna hi khatanaak hai.... Wo behad Emotional hai....use choti se choti baat bhi bahut jaldi dil pe lag jaati hai.... Agar galti se bhi kisi ne unki kisi Pyari cheez ke baare me kuch kaha to samajh lo ki uski shaamat pakki.... Wo gusse me Chandi ka roop le leti hai....

Nikki : Theek kaha aap ne.... Magar wo akeli nahi hai unke jaisi ek aur bhi hai.... Balki Unse kayi zyada khatarnaak bhi....

Nikki ki baat sun ke teeno ke muh se ek sath ek hi Naam nikalta hai....

"Mehek"

Rosy : Wo to Lady Gabbar hai.... Ek baar Sapna Di ko sambhala jaa sakta hai magar use nahi.... Gusse me wo kisi Sherni se kam nahi.... Use cherne ka matlab hai Sherni ke muh se niwala cheen na... Gussa aate hi wo saamne waale ko cheer phaad ke rekh deti hai....

Naina : Uska College shuru ho chuka hai aur wo gayab hai... Wo hai kahan...?

Rosy : Wo apni Jaan se pyari Mohini maasi ke yahan gayi hai.... Unhe koi Problem ho gayi thi use Solve karne ke liye maasi ne use bulaya tha....

Naina : Kya kaha Mohini maasi.... Yaar tab to samajh lo ki ******** Sheher me ab tak Qayamat aa chuki hogi.... Humari Lady Gabbar sab ki band baja rahi hogi....

Chaliye chal ke dekhte hain ki yahan kya ho raha hai.... Kya wakayi me Mehek dhamaal macha rahi hai....

Achanak se ek jhannatedaar thappad gaal pe padta hai aur wo peeche jaa girta hai....

Chataaaaaaaaaak.....

Thappad ki goonj se poora ilaka hil jaata hai....

Jise thappad pada hai wo uth ke behad gusse me aage badh ke kehta hai....

Saali teri itni himmat ki tu ne Durjan Singh pe hath uthaya.... Dekh main tere sath kya karta hoon..... Pehle to main sirf Mohini ko apni rakhel banane waala tha magar pehle sab se saamne main teri izzat utaarunga phir tujhe nangi karke poore gaon me ghumaunga....

Durjan Singh Mehek ki Maasi Mohini ke Pati ke dur ke rishte ka bhai hai... Ye ek number ka aiyaash aur ladkibaaz hai... Duniya ki har ladki ko apni jageer samajhta hai.... Bahut se maar peet aur Rape ke Case uspe darj hain.... Magar saboot aur gawah na hone ke kaaran hamesha hi bach jaata hai.... Hamesha apne baap dada ki Daulat ke nashe me choor rehta hai.... Uske baap dada ******* gaon ke zamindaar hain....

Abhi usne itna hi kaha tha ki Mehek laathi le ke jam ke uski pitaayi karne lag jaati hai.... Durjan Singh ke aadmi use bachane ke liye aage aate hain magar Mehek ke saath aaye log unhe aage jaane nahi dete wo hathiyaar le ke sab ko gher ke khade ho jaate hain....

Idhar Mehek maar maar ke Durjan Singh ki haalat kharaab kar deti hai...

Mehek : Kameene teri himmat kaise hui meri Jaan se pyari maasi ke baare me aisa kehne ki.... Aaj main teri jaan le lungi...

Ye keh ke wo paas padi talwaar utha ke use maarne hi waali hoti hai ki tabhi Mohini foran uske paas jaa ke use rok leti hai....

Mehek : Hat jaaiye Maasi aap aaj main ise zinda nahi chorungi....

Mohini : Nahi Mehek main nahi chahti ki iske Gande khoon se tu apne hath range.... Chor ise is kameene ne jo kiya hai uski saza ise mera bhai tera Mama Bhuvan Singh dega.... Tu chal mere sath....

Mehek gusse me Durjan Singh ke uper thook ke apni Maasi ke sath chali jaati hai.....

Bhuvan Singh ka naam sun ke wahan maujood sabhi ki phat ke hath me aa jaati hai.... Phate bhi kyun na.....Bhuvan Singh dehshat ka dusra naam hai.... Uske naam ka sikka chalta hai yahan.... Wo achhon ke liye achha aur bure logon ke liye maut ka farishta hai.... Wo zubaan se kam hath aur hathiyaar se zyada baat karta hai.... Waise to iska bhara poora parivaar hai magar ghar me teen log aise hain jin pe Bhuvan apni jaan chidakta hai.... Pehle hain uske Pitaji yaani Mehek ke Nana ji Dharampaal Singh.... Dusri hai uski choti behen Mohini aur Teesri hai uski jaan se Pyari Bhaanji Mehek.... In teeno ke liye Bhuvan kisi ki jaan le bhi sakta hai aur apni jaan de bhi sakta hai....

Mehek : Maasi yaad rahe aaj jo bhi hua wo Naanu ko na pata chale aap to unhe jaanti hain.... Wo choti si baat ka batangad bana dete hain.... Main Mama se baat kar lungi wo ise handle kar lenge....

Mohini : Achha meri maa ab apna mood theek kar aur ghar chal.... kal mujhe Dr ke paas bhi jaana hai...


Yahan Poori mandli Nikki ke room me baithi masti mazaak me lagi hui hai.... Sapna kuch sochte hue room me aati hai aur bed ke ek taraf tek laga ke baith jaati hai....

Nikki : Yaar ye achanak se Di ko kya hua abhi kuch der pehle tak to ye theek thi....?

Is se pehle ki koi kuch kehta Ritu uchalti kood ti khushi se Nachti hui room me aati hai....

Nikki : Ab tujhe kya hua tu kyun barsati mendak ki tarha uchal kood kar rahi hai...

Nikki ki baat sun ke Ritu chid jaati hai....

Ritu : Abe kameeni kam se kam misaal to sahi diya kar... Main kya tujhe Barsati mendak lagti hoon....?

Ritu ki baat sun ke Nikki aage badh ke use apne seene se laga ke Pyar se kehti hai....

Nikki : Aye yaar naraaz kyun hoti hai main to mazaak kar rahi thi.... Tu to meri Cutie Pie hai....

Ye keh ke wo uske gaal choom leti hai...

Ritu : Abe kameeni ye kya kar rahi hai chor mujhe....

Nikki : Nahi pehle tu bata ki tu yun Achanak khushi se naach kyun rahi thi....?

Ritu : Baat hi khushi ki hai.... Wo aaj Aacharya ji aaye the.... Chachi ko dekh ne ke baad unhone kaha ki jald hi wo theek hone waali hai.... Unhe theek karne waala kuch hi dino me humare ghar me aane waala hai....

Ritu ki baat sun ke sab khushi se uchal padte hain....

Nikki aankhon me aansu liye : kya tu sach keh rahi hai.... Maa theek ho jaayengi....

Nikki ki aankhon me aansu dekh ke Ritu use kas ke apne seene se laga leti....

Ritu : Ye kya Nikki Maine itni khushi ki baat tujhe batayi aur tu hai ki khush hone ke bajaye ro rahi hai....

Nikki : Nahi yaar ye to khushi ke aansu hain.... Asli khushi to mujhe tab milegi jab maa theek ho jaayegi....

Ritu : Wo din bahut jald aayega....

Idhar Sultaan apne baba ke paas jaa ke....

Sultaan : Baba mujhe aap se baat karni thi....

Baba : Apne Baba se baat karne ke liye tujhe kab se ijazat lene ki zaroorat padne lagi....? Bol kya baat hai...?

Sultaan : Wo Baba ****** Gaon me jo School College aur Hospital ka Construction chal raha hai wahan kuch problem aa gayi hai mujhe 4 din ke liye wahan jaana hoga....

Baba : Haan to jaa na problem kya hai....?

Sultaan : Wo baat ye hai ki mujhe aage bhi Business meetings ya phir kisi aur wajah se baar baar College se chutti leni padegi.... kam Attendance ki wajah se problem na ho bas isi baat se pareshaan hoon....

Baba : Are isme itna Pareshaan hone waali kya baat hai.... Main pehle se jaanta tha ki aisa kuch hoga.... To maine tere Admission ke waqt hi form pe Non attending karwa diya tha.... Uske hisaab se tu exam ko chor ke baaki poora saal bhi College nahi jaata hai tab bhi koi problem nahi hogi....

Baba ki baat sun ke Sultaan khushi se uchal padta hai... Aur kas ke unhe gale laga ke kehta....

Sultaan : Aap kamaal ho Baba sach me kamaal ho....

Baba : Aakhir Baba kiska hoon...

Sultaan : Mere....

Ye keh ke dono hasne lagte hain....

Padma : kya baat hai Baap bete me bada pyar ho raha hai....

Sultaan : Kya karen aap pyar karne deti nahi.... To socha Baba se hi kaam chala loon.... Waise aaj aap kuch zyada hi Sexy lag rahi ho.... baat kya hai....?

Sultaan ki baat sun ke pehle to Padma Sharma jaati hai phir jhoota gussa dikhate hue kehti hai....

Padma : Sexy ke bachhe ruk abhi batati hoon main tujhe ki main Kaisi lag rahi hoon....

Sultaan : Jo bhi batana Baba ko batana main to chala....

Ye keh ke Sultaan apni bike leke ******* Gaon ki taraf chal deta hai....

Padma : Ye na aaj kal kuch zyada hi bolne lag gaya hai....

Baba : Waise kuch galat bhi nahi kaha usne....

Baba ki baat sun ke Padma hairat se unhe dekhte hue kehti hain....

Padma : Beta to beta Baap re baap....

Sultaan apni Bike le ke ******** Gaon ki taraf jaa raha hota hai.... ki tabhi raste me uski Bike ka Tyre Puncher ho jaata hai.... Wo idhar udhar dekhta hai magar wahan use koi nazar nahi aata hai.... Sultaan baith ke Bike ke Tyre ko check kar raha hota hai ki nuksaan kitna hua hai... Aur kahan tak slow me Bike ko le jaaya jaa sakta hai.... Theek tabhi peeche se ek car uski taraf aati hai.... Car me batha Shaks apne Driver se car rokne ko kehta hai....

Babu (Driver) wahan koi musibat me lag raha hai... Car side me roko dekhen use kya pareshani hai....

Us Shaks ki baat sun ke Driver Car ko Sultaan se thoda aage le jaa ke side me rokta hai.... Magar use ye nahi pata ki jahan usne car ko khadi ki hai wahan ki zameen naram hai.... Car ka wazan padte hi neeche ki mitti dhans jaati hai aur car ka pichla tyre kaafi neeche zameen me dhans jaata hai.... Jise dekh Driver kehta hai....

Driver : Aap ne use musibat me dekh ke Car rokne ko kaha aur dekhiye uski madat karne ke chakkar me hum khud museebat me pad gaye....

Driver bahut koshish karta hai... Magar car ka tyre ghadde se baahar nahi aata.... Dono car se neeche utar ke car ko dhakka lagane lagte hain....

Sultaan apni bike ke paas baithe bade gaur se unki harkaton ko dekh raha tha.... Achanak se daur ke unke paas jaa ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Are Daddu ye aap kya kar rahe hain.... Maana ki aap ki Body achhi hai magar phir bhi Is umar me kahin haddi khisak gayi na to badi mushkil ho jaayegi.... Aap hatiye main Car ko bahar nikaalta hoon...

Phir Driver se kehta hai....

Sultaan : Aap bhi hat jaaiye....

Beta ji tum akele kaise karoge....

Abhi wo itna hi keh paaye the ki tabhi Sultaan Car ko pichle hisse se apne dono hathon se utha ke road pe aise rakh deta hai jaise ye lohe ki badi Car na ho ke mamooli dummy ho....

Dono hairat se bas use dekhne lag jaate hain....

Sultaan : Lijiye Daddu ho gaya....

Ye tumne kaise kiya....?

Sultaan muskura ke : Hath se utha ke... aur kya... Daddu Ye to bas ek car hai main to Truck ko bhi isi tarha utha sakta hoon....

Ye tum baar baar mujhe Daddu kyun keh rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Pata nahi jab aap ko dekha to muh se apne aap hi aapke liye Daddu nikal gaya.... Mera aap ko Daddu kehna aapko bura laga kya....?

Is se pehle ki wo kuch kehte Driver beech me bol padta hai....

Driver : Tumhe pata hai jise tum Daddu keh rahe ho.... Wo ******** Gaon ke Zamindar hain Thakur Dharampaal Singh....

Driver ki baat sun ke Sultaan jhuk ke Daddu ko pranaam karta hai....

Daddu Sultaan ko utha ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Achhe sanskaar hain tumhare.... Kya naam hai Tumhara...?

Sultaan : Ji Sultaan khan...

Daddu : Waise kahan jaa rahe ho... Kaho to main tumhe chor deta hoon.... Tumhari Bike ko Babu (Driver) theek karwa dega....

Sultaan : Are nahi nahi aap ko bekaar me pareshaani hogi...

Daddu : Is me pareshani waali koi baat nahi hai....

Sultaan : Aap itna keh rahe hain to theek hai.... Magar Car main chalaunga....

Daddu : Tumhe car chalani aati hai..

Sultaan : Haan Daddu....

Phir wo log chal dete hain....

Daddu : Waise tum jaa kahan rahe ho....?

Sultaan : Wo Daddu ******* Gaon me wahan mujhe kuch kaam hai.....

Daddu : ******* Gaon.... Wahan kaafi zor shor se taraakki ka kaam ho raha hai... School College Hospital kaafi kuch ban raha hai....

Sultaan : Achha matlab Sarkaar us Gaon pe achha dhyaan de rahi hai...

Daddu : Beta ji wahan ye sab kaam Sarkaar nahi karwa rahi hai balki koi Mr. Sk hai jisne poore gaon ko god liya hua hai.... Ye sab wo karwa raha hai... wo bhi Apne paison se..... Bada hi nek kaam kar raha hai.... Us jaise insaan bahut kam reh gaye hain is duniya me....

Sultaan : Achha... Ye to achhi baat hai... Kya aap jaante hain usko... Wo kya naam bataya tha aap ne....

Daddu : Mr. Sk... Nahi main unhe jaanta nahi hoon magar haan milna zaroor chahta hoon.... Humare Gaon me bhi Vikaas ki bahut zaroorat hai magar zameen ka masla hai.... Maine bahut koshish ki magar jo naya Minister aaya hai wo bada hi kameena hai wo tarakki ke kaam ko hone nahi dena chahta.... Ab bas ek Mr. Sk se hi ummeed hai ki unse mulakaat ho jaaye aur wo humari is pareshani ko dur kar de....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sultaan muskurate hue kehta hai...

Sultaan : Daddu mujhe lagta hai ki jald hi aapki pareshani dur hone waali hai.... Aap kahen to main Baat karke dekhta hoon... Shayad baat ban jaaye... Wo kya hai na mere Baba ke ek dost hain unki jaan pehchaan hai Ministry me.... Shayad aap ka kaam ban jaaye....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Daddu khush ho jaate hain....

Daddu : Kya wakayi me aisa ho sakta hai....?

Abhi ye log baaten kar hi rahe the ki tabhi 8 se 10 Car tezi se unki taraf aa ke kuch dur pe rukti hai aur unme se 35 se 40 pehelwaan type ke desi gunde utar ke bahar aate hain....

Sultaan : Daddu aap jaante hain kya in logon ko....

Daddu : Haan Ye paas ke gaon ka zamindaar Thakur kallan Singh hai aur uske gunde hain.... Kallan Singh Ek number ka kameena hai... Duniya ka har bura kaam ye karta hai.... Zabardasti zameeno pe kabza karna iski aadat hai... Iski nazar ab humare Gaon pe hai.... Magar mere rehte ye mumkin nahi.... Aaj shayad ise ye pata chal gaya ki main akela car se aa raha hoon to ye mujhe gherne aa gaya....

Sultaan : Oh to ye baat hai...

Daddu : Mujhe apni parwaah nahi hai... Parwaah hai mere gaon ke masoom logon ki.... Mere baad unka kya hoga... Aur ab to meri wajah se tumhari jaan bhi khatre me pad gayi hai...

Sultaan : Fikr nahi Daddu... Mere rehte koi aap ko hath tak nahi laga sakta... Rahi baat meri to Sultaan ki jaan itni mamooli nahi ki koi bhi aira gaira ise le sakta hai.... Is jaise kayi Kameeno ko theek kiya hai maine.... Ye kis khet ki mooli hai....

Daddu : Beta ji maana ki tumhari Body kaafi mazboot hai magar wo 35 se 40 log hain....

Sultaan : Daddu 400 bhi hote to bhi mujhe hath nahi laga sakte maarna to bahut dur ki baat hai... Bas aap car se bahar mat nikalna baaki main 10 minute me inka kaam tamaam kar ke aata hoon....

Daddu : Magar beta....

Sultaan unki baat sune bagair he car se bahar nikal jaata hai.... Aur Car ke Bonet pe baith ke poochta hai....

Sultaan : Ye kallan Singh kaun hai...

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Saamne se ek gunda behad gusse se kehta hai...

Kameene teri himmat kaise hui Thakur Sahab ka naam lene ki.... Yahan ke 10 Gaon me koi mard paida nahi hua jo Thakur Sahab ka naam le sake... Kisi me itni himmat nahi....

Sultaan : Abe tu kyun bekaar me chilla raha hai... Seedhe seedhe bata ki Kallan Singh kaun hai....?

Kallan Singh gusse se kehta hai....

Kallan Singh : Hum hain Thakur Kallan Singh... hum yahan Dharampaal Singh ko maarne aaye the tu ne humare sath badtameezi kar ke apni maut ko daawat di hai.... Ab Dharampaal Singh ke sath sath tu bhi marega... kaali maa ko tum dono ki bali chadha ke hum Poore Gaon ki zameen pe kabza karenge....

Sultaan : Abe teri Main ki aukaad nahi hai aur tu hum ka daawa kar raha hai.... Dekhne me tu South ki filmo ka Comediyan lagta hai.... Kaala mota bhaisa... In geedadon ke sath mil ke khud ko sher samajh raha hai.... Himmat hai to maar ke dikha teri ye geedar bhapkiyon se Sultaan nahi darta....

Kallan Singh gusse me apne gundon se kehta hai....

Kallan Singh : Abe kameeno uski baaten kya sun rahe ho.... Jaa ke maaro use....

Kallan Singh ki baat sun ke Uske gunde Sultaan ko maarne ke liye uski taraf daudne lagte hain.....

Tabhi peeche se Driver Babu Sultaan ki Bike ko theek karwa ke aa jaata hai...

Driver : Thakur sahab ye to Kallan Singh hai.... Wo bhi 40 aadmiyon ke sath ab hum kya karenge...

Abhi Driver ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi achanak se fiza me ek zordaar cheekh goonj uthti hai....

Aaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh....

Sultaan ka ek punch padte hi Ek gunda hawa me udta hua baaki peeche aa rahe gundon pe girta.... uske muh se betahasha khoon nikalne lagta hai zameen pe girte hi wo behosh ho jaata hai....

Ye dekh te hi sab ek pal ke liye dar se jaate hain.... Tabhi kallan ki awaaz sun ke phir se Sultaan ki taraf badhne lagte hain.....

Kallan Singh : Abe kameeno ruk kyun gaye maaro saale ko....

Sultaan bhi aage badh ke jam ke ek ek ki thukayi karne lagta hai... Chaaro taraf bas 2 hi awaaz sunayi dene lagti hai ek un gundon ke haddiyon ke tootne ki aur dusri unki dardnaak cheekhon ki....

Achanak se Kallan Sultaan pe peche se chaku ka waar karta hai.... Sultaan is hamle ko jhel nahi paata aur ladkhada ke peeche girta hai... Magar jaldi se khud ko sambhaal leta hai.... Tab tak Kallan Singh Sultaan pe ek aur waar karta hai Sultaan us waar se bachne ke liye ek taraf ho jaata hai magar phir bhi chaku ka waar uski baazu pe ho jaata hai.... Uski peeth aur baazu se khoon nikalne lagta hai waar kaafi gehra nahi hai magar zakham se khoon nikalna to laazmi hai....

Bas yahi galti ho jaati hai Kallan se usne Sultaan ko uska khoon dikha diya..... Sultaan zakhmi Sher ki tarha dahad ke uthta hai aur maut ban ke un sab pe toot padta hai.... Wahan maujood kisi bhi gunde ke jism ki ek bhi haddi salamat nahi bachti.... Sultaan chun chun ke sab ki thukayi karta hai.... Kallan Singh ka Sultaan wo haal karta hai ki uska to chehra bhi pehchaan me nahi aa raha hai... Poora shareer khoon se nahaya hua hai.... Jism ki har ek haddi toot chuki hai....

Sultaan badi mushkil se apne gusse ko shant karta hai aur saamne khade dar se kaampte hue ek mariyal se Driver jise Sultaan ne chor diya tha use kehta hai....

Sultaan : Is se pehle ki ye log mar jaaye utha ke le jaao in sab ko.... Ab to inme se shayad hi ko bed se uth bhi paaye.....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke dar ke maare us Driver ka pant me susu nikal jaata hai... wo foran kisi tarha sab ko ghaseet te hue car me bharne lagta hai....

Idhar Sultaan ka gussa dekh kar Driver ke sath sath Daddu bhi ek pal ke liye dar jaate hain.... Sultaan ka poora jism khoon se nahaya hua hai... Uski Safed shirt lag bhag poori khoon se san gayi hai.... Wo chalta phirta Shaitaan lag raha hai...

Sultaan Daddu ki car ke kareeb jaa ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Driver sahab thoda paani milega....

Driver foran Car se Paani ki bottle nikaal ke Sultaan ko de deta hai.... Sultaan pehle apne hath aur muh pe lage khoon ko dhota hai phir paani peene ke baad Bottle Driver ko lauta ke muskurate hue Thanks kehta hai....

Tab tak Daddu car se utar ke bahar aa chuke hain... Wo Sultaan ki peeth aur baazu pe lage ghaav ko dekhne lagte hain....

Daddu : Beta ji tumhe to kaafi chot aayi hai....

Sultaan : Are Daddu ye to mamooli si kharoch hai jald hi bhar jaayegi.... Usne peeche se dhoke se waar kiya warna ye kharoch bhi nahi aati....

Daddu hairat se : Isko tum mamooli si chot keh rahe ho....

Sultaan : Are Daddu aap bekaar pareshan ho rahe hain.... Sach me mamooli si chot hai.... Ye theek ho jaayegi.... Ab main chalta hoon mujhe der ho rahi hai...

Ye keh ke Sultaan apni Bike ki taraf jaane lagta hai ki tabhi Daddu use rok ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Kahin nahi jaa rahe ho tum.... Tum mere sath mere ghar chal rahe ho.... Jab tumhari ye chot theek ho jaayegi tab chale jaana abhi chup chaap mere sath mere ghar chalo....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sultaan ki aankhen nam ho jaati hain.... Jise dekh Daddu pareshaan ho jaate hain....

Daddu : Bahut zyada dard ho raha hai kya....?

Sultaan : Haan Daddu dard to ho raha hai magar in kharochon pe nahi balki yahan dil me.... Dada ke jis pyar aur apnepan ke liye main bachpan se tarasta aaya hoon wo aaj mujhe aapki baaton me mehsus hua to aankhen khushi se chalak gayi....

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Daadu bhi thode Emotional ho jaate hain.... Wo aage badh ke Sultaan ki aankhon se behte aansu poch ke use apne seene se laga ke kehte hain....

Daddu : Aaj se balki abhi se main tera Daddu hoon.... Aur tu mera Pota.... Chal ab apne Daddu ki baat maan aur mere sath ghar chal....

Sultaan : Ab to chalna hi padega... Mujhe mere Daddu jo mil gaye hain.... Magar aap ki Car se nahi hum meri Bike pe chalenge....

Daddu : Pehle apne kapde to badal le....

Sultaan : Wo Daddu jaldi ke chakkar me main apna kapdon ka bag ghar hi bhool aaya....

Daddu : koi baat nahi yahan shaam ko Market se le lena....

Sultaan : Haan ye sahi rahega....

Daddu : To phir chalen ghar....

Sultaan : Haan chaliye....

Dono Bike pe baith jaate hain aur chal dete hain Daddu ke ghar.....

Driver car leke unse aage chal deta hai aur ye dono masti me peeche bike pe aa rahe hain....

Ab tak ghar me sab ko pata chal chuka hai ki Daddu pe humla hua hai.... Sab behad pareshaan bane hue hain tabhi car kothi me enter hoti hai sab daur ke car ke paas aate hain.... Car me Daddu ko na paa ke sab Driver pe sawaalon ki bauchaar laga dete hain.... koi use kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi deta....

Tabhi Bike ki awaaz sun ke sab palat ke us taraf dekhte hain.... Bike pe nazar padte hi sab ke hosh udd jaate hain.... Saamne ka nazara hi kuch aisa hai.... Sultaan ka poora Shirt khoon me nahaya hua hai.... Uski baazu pe bhi ghav hai sath hi uske peeche Daddu baithe hue hain...

Sultaan Bike ko park kar ke Daddu ko utarne ka ishara karta hai....

Jaise hi sab ko Daddu ke Kapdo pe khoon nazar aata hai wo behad ghabra jaate hain.... (Ye khoon us waqt laga tha jab Daddu Sultaan ke gale lage the....)

Sab foran Daddu ko gher lete hain.... Aur unka haal chaal poochne lagte hain.... Koi Dr ko bulane ko liye daur jaata hai to koi dawa laane ke liye.... Koi bhi Daddu ko kuch kehne ka mauka hi nahi de raha hai....

Tabhi Sultaan ki awaaz sun ke sab palat ke uski taraf dekhne lagte hain....

Sultaan : Ek baalti paani milega kya....?

Sab hairat se bas Sultaan ko dekh rahe hain koi kuch keh nahi raha hai.... Kisi ko kuch na kehte dekh Sultaan idhar udhar dekhta hai.... Wahin paas me use koonwe ke paas ek paani se bhari balti nazar aati hai.... Wo koonwe ke paas jaa ke pehle apni khoon se sani shirt utaarta hai phir balti utha ke apne jism pe paani daal ke jism pe laga khoon saaf karne lagta hai....

Sab ek tak uski Faulaadi body ko dekhne lagte hain.... Daddu ki awaaz se sab ki tantra toot ti hai....

Daddu : Ye Sultaan hai... Isi ne meri jaan bachayi.... Ye sath na hota to aaj main zinda na hota....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sab phir se Sultaan ko dekhne lag jaate hain.....

Tab tak Dr bhi wahan aa jaata hai.... Daddu ko check karne ke liye wo unke paas jaata hai...

Daddu : Are mujhe kuch nahi hua... Zakhmi to Sultaan hai uska ilaaj karo....

Daddu ki baat sun ke sab palat ke Sultaan ki taraf dekhne lagte hain.... Phir Sultaan ko room me le jaa ke Dr uske ghaav pe patti kar ke use injection laga ke kehta hai....

Dr : Maine patti kar di hai.... Ek do din me ghaav theek ho jaayega.... Tab tak ke liye aap uper kuch na pehne to zyada theek rahega aur zakhm bhi jaldi bhar jaayega....

Dr ki baat sun ke Daddu dheere se Sultaan se mazaak me kehte hain....

Daddu : Beta ji.... Agar aise hi tum apni ye mascular Body sab ko dikhate rahe na to kuch keh nahi sakte kab tumhara rape ho jaaye....

Sultaan : Daddu aap bata rahe hain ya dara rahe hain....

Daddu muskurate hue : Tujhe theek lage wo samajh....

Tabhi Daddu ki wife "Kaaveri Devi" ki awaaz sun ke dono chup ho jaate hain....

Dadi : Ye aap dono kya khusurpusur kar rahe hain....?

Daddu : Nahi kuch nahi wo main Sultaan se keh raha tha ki jaisa Dr ne kaha hai waisa hi kare.... Magar ye hai ki yahan se jaane ki baat kar raha hai....

Daddu ki baat sun ke Sab ek sath bol padte hain....

Kahin nahi jaayega ye....

Dadi : Haan jab tak iski chot poori tarha se theek nahi ho jaati ye yahin rahega....

Daddu : Beta ji ab to Home Ministry ka order ho gaya hai ab to tujhe yahin rehna hoga....

Sultaan : Daddu agar ye mujhe sirf is liye yahan rokna chah rahi hain ki maine aap ki jaan bachayi hai to main yahan nahi ruk sakta.... Kyun Sultaan kisi ka bhala karke Ehsaan nahi jatata.... Magar haan agar ye meri Dadi hone ke haq se mujhe yahan rokna chahti hain to main yahan ruk sakta hoon.... Kyun ki Dadi ki baat pota kaise taal sakta hai...

Sultaan ki baat sun ke wahan maujood sabhi ki aankhen nam ho jaati hain wahin Dadi aage badh ke Sultaan ko kas ke apne seene se laga leti hai.... Aur uske maathe ko choom ke kehti hai....

Dadi : Main hamesha se hi ek pote ke liye tarasti aayi hoon aaj tu ne meri wo kami bhi poori kar di.... Ab se tu mujhe Dadi keh ke hi bulayega Samjha... Aur haan ab teri ye Dadi tujhe keh rahi hai phir se agar yahan se jaane ki baat ki na to dekh lena main teri taangen tod dungi.... Samjha...

Dadi ki aankhon se behte aansu poch ke Sultaan pyar se unke Gaal choom ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Dadi badi zor ki bhook lagi hai.... Apne pote ko khana nahi khilaogi...

Dadi : Tujhe to main apne hathon se khana khilaungi.... Bata kya khayega....?

Sultaan : Jo aap pyar se khila do....

Tabhi kisi ki awaaz sun ke Sab uski taraf dekhte hain....

Dadi thappad achha khilati hai khana hai kya.....?

Dadi gussa dikhate hue kehti hai : Chup kar Moni (ye Daddu ke Bade bete Thakur Bhuvan Singh ki sharaarti aur behad laadli beti Moni hai....) tu mere Pote ko pareshan mat kar....

Moni jhoota nakhra dikha ke kehti hai....

Moni : Ye galat baat hai Dadi naya pota kya mila aap to apni pyari poti ko bhool hi gayi....

Tabhi Sultaan Dadi ko side se gale laga ke kehta hai....

Sultaan : Pyari nahi purani kaho.... Purani...

Ye keh ke Sultaan hasne lagta hai....

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Uski pyari hansi dekh ke sab hasne lagte hain....

Sab ko yun haste dekh Moni chid ke Dadi ki bagal se uth ke jaane lagti hai ki tabhi Sultaan ki baat sun ke ruk jaati hai...

Sultaan hath barha ke : Ji mera naam Sultaan hai.... Kya aap mujhse dosti karengi....?

Sultaan ki baat sun ke Moni palat ke Dadi ki taraf dekhti hai.... Dadi muskura ke haan me apna sar hila deti hai.... Dadi ka ishara paate hi Moni ke sath sath wahan maujood sabhi ladkiyan Sultaan ka hath pakad leti hai....

Sultaan hairat se bas unhe dekhne lag jaata hai....

Daddu : Wah Sultaan teri to nikal padi.... Aaj pehli baar aisa hua hai ki meri Pariyon se bhi kayi zyada Khoobsurat Natniyon aur Potiyon ne saamne se kisi se dosti karne ke liye apna hath badhaya hai....

Daddu ki baat sunke Dadi foran beech me bol padti hain.....

Dadi : Haan to mera Sultaan kaun sa kisi Shehzaade se kam hai.... Dekha nahi kaise ise dekhte hi aapki Pariyaan is se dosti karne ke liye foran aage aa gayi....

Is se pehle ki Daddu kuch kehte....

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi kuch bhi bolti hain ye itna bhi koi khaas nahi hai jo hum sab is se dosti karne ke liye mari jaa rahi hain....

Dadi : Achha laado.... dekh rahi hoon main sab ko khaas nahi hai bol bol ke mere Pote ko jaane kab se ghoor ghoor ke nazar laga rahi ho....

Dadi ki baat sun ke Moni ki bolti band ho jaati hai...

Moni : Wo... Wo... Wo... Aisa kuch nahi hai... Wo to bas aise hi....

Dadi : Achha achha jaa jaake apne Papa ka koi Track ise laa ke de de... Phir shaam ko market se iske liye kuch dheele dhaale kapde le aana... Taaki ise araam mil sake... Dadi ki baat sunte hi Moni daud ke Cupboard se Track nikaal ke foran Sultaan ke paas wapis aa jaati hai....

Dadi : Kya baat hai Moni Sultaan ke aate hi tu to MaalGadi se Superfast Express ban gayi....

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi na hamesha meri taang kheechti rehti hain... Kam se kam iske saamne to aisa mat kahiye na.... Ye kya sochega mere baare me....

Sultaan : Kya Sochunga yahi ki Moni Superfast Express hai....

Ye keh ke Sultaan hasne lagta hai....

Hahahahahahahaha....

Sultaan ke sath sath wahan maujood sabhi hasne lagte hain... Jise dekh Moni chid jaati hai.... Aur uth ke wahan se jaane lagti hai.... Sultaan use rok ke kehta hai...

Sultaan : Naraaz ho gayi kya....?

Moni : Nahi main bhala kyun naraaz hone lagi.... Doston me to hansi mazaak chalta hi hai....

Sultaan : To phir yun Achanak se uth ke kahan jaa rahi thi....?

Moni : Wo tumhe bhook lagi hai na to khana banane....

Moni ki baat sun ke Sab shock ho jaate hain....

Dadi : Waah ri meri Laado.... Ek chai to tujhe banani nahi aati aur tu chali hai khana banane...

Moni : Kya Dadi aap bhi na meri saari pol patti aaj hi khol do.... Ab nahi baithna mujhe yahan main jaa rahi hoon....

Ye keh ke Moni jaane lagti hai... Magar Dadi use rok ke kehti hai.... Tu chal mere sath main aaj tujhe khana banana sikhati hoon.... Aur tum sab bhi chalo Sultaan ko thoda araam karne do....

Ye keh ke Dadi sab ko apne sath le ke wahan se chali jaati hain... Daddu bhi bahar baithak me chale jaate hain.... Idhar reh jaata hai to Sultaan akela... Wo apni pant change kar ke track pehen ke bed pe let jaata hai.... Use lete abhi kuch hi der hua tha ki tabhi wo hota hai jo nahi hona chahiye tha....
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Fabulous update bhai
 
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Khubsurat update SmartyAsif bhai
Maal mai anjane mai hi deepa ne sultan ke khilaf boldiya jisse kunal naraz hogaya aur uspe hath bhi utha diya par sultan ne ek ache dost ki tarah kunal aur deepa ko phir se ek kardiya
Nikki aur rosy ko sweet bhi khane milgayi
And sultan anjane mai hi sahi par apni manzil ki aor ja raha hai ab dekhte hai is pariwar ke sath sultan ka Waqt kaise bitta hai
Keep writing
Keep posting
Stay SAFE
Stay HEALTHY
 
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Badshah Khan said:
Khubsurat update SmartyAsif bhai
Maal mai anjane mai hi deepa ne sultan ke khilaf boldiya jisse kunal naraz hogaya aur uspe hath bhi utha diya par sultan ne ek ache dost ki tarah kunal aur deepa ko phir se ek kardiya
Nikki aur rosy ko sweet bhi khane milgayi
And sultan anjane mai hi sahi par apni manzil ki aor ja raha hai ab dekhte hai is pariwar ke sath sultan ka Waqt kaise bitta hai
Keep writing
Keep posting
Stay SAFE
Stay HEALTHY
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Thanks Dear for your lovely comment
 
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