NICE
NICE UPDATE BHAIUPDATE - 15
priya bilkul chidhi baithi thi mujhse ,.. batao behenchod cigret bhi nahi peene di .. but maine bhi office pohonte hi jalla li .. priya mujhe gusse se dekhte hue andar chali gai or mai wahin bahar khada cigret pukta raha .. mai aram se office ke campus mai cigret pee raha tha tab maine socha kyun na thoda office hi ghum liya jaye ..
to mai aisehi gumte huye parking side mai aa gaya abb mai to subha lait ho gaya tha isliye maine apni bike bahar hi khadi kar di thi but yeh office ka parking area tha yahin pe log apni gadiyan park karte the ...laun dekhun to office mai kitne log hai .. abb yahan se to exact info nahi mill pyegi but andaza to ho hi jayega ..
ABB AAGE
mai aram se parking ghoom raha tha ki tabhi mere pass ekk call aai ..
mai - hello kon hai ..
priya - kahan ghum rahe ho tum
mai - mai to office mai tumhare shedules set kar raha hun ..
priya - oho mujhe nahi patta tha ki hamara office parking mai shift ho gaya hai ..
abe isse kaise patta ki mai office mai hun ... tabhi meri nazar wahin lage camere mai paddi .. offcause usnai ussi mai mujhe dekha hoga .. maine bhi camera mai hanth hilate hue usse hii bola ..
priya - just dont waist time or mere office mai aao .. abhi ke abhi ..
mai - okk aa raha hun ..
phir mai priya ke office mai pohonch gaya ..
mai- han priya batao
priya - kya batun ... tum mere PA ho .. or tumhara kaam hai yahan mere office mai rehna .. or har cheez ko note karna ..
mai - sorry woh pehla din hai na .. isliye .. aage se mai dhyan rakhunga ..
priya - and dont give me any chance ki mai tumhe job se nikal dun ..
mai - ohh aaj pehle din hi itna bada profit karaya hai office ka ..
priya - kewal tuka tha woh ..
mai - had hai yaar mere talent ko tukkke ka naam de rahi ho tum
priya - hello mister mere sath tameej se baat kiya karo ..
mai - sorry aage se dhyan dunga ..
yeh to sach mai bohot hai .. dekhne mai to kissi pari jaisi hai .. lekin harkatein bilkul shaitan wali .. mai bhi wahin office mai baith gaya .. meri ekk alag desk thi ussi pe mai baith gaya .. or thoda bohot files check karne lagga .. abb yeh company uncle nai construction work ke liye open ki thi ... joki abb priya ke under mai thi .. mai dekh raha tha ki kuch projects mai already kaam shuru ho chuka tha .. or kuch ko abhi karna baki tha ... to maine list banna li .. jinka kaam shuru ho chuka tha ... or jinka abhi hona baki tha .. phir maine priya ko dekha to woh aram se chair pe baith ke gaane sun rahi thi .. yeh sahi hai sala mujhe kaam pe lagga ke khud araam kar rahi hai .. to maine bhi jaldi se uth ke gaya uske pass or lagbhag usse hilla hi diya ..
bechari dar ke uthi .. or hadbada gai ..
priya - kon hai kon hai .
mai - arre koi nahi hai mai hi hun .... chalo jaldi hame nikalna hai ..
priya - yeh kya harkat hai tumne mujhe touch kaise kiya..
mai - woh sab baad mai baat karenge .. abhi jaldi se utho .. hame nikalna hai ..
priya - kahan jana hai mere pass aisi koi info nahi hai ki aaj koi meeting hai ..
mai - arre meeting nahi hai to khudse bhi to kuch kar saktein hai .. hame site visit karne jaana hai ..
priya - konsi site ..
mai - arre wahi jinpe work shuru ho chuka hai .. aaj wahan ka visit karke kalse naye project pe kaam bhi shuru karna hai ..
priya - tum kab se itna dedicated ho gaye kaam ko leke ...
mai - abb yeh faltu ke sawaal puchna band karo .. or chalo .
maine usse lagbhag khichte huye uthaya .. to jaldi se bahar nikal gaya .. abb woh bhi mere piche aa gai .. or apni car ko bulane ke liye call kar diya ..
mai - hum car se nahi jayenge .. hum meri bike se jayenge ..
priya - tumhara dimag to theek hai na .. mai or woh bhi tumhare sath bike pe baithungi sawal hi paida nahi hota .
mai - priya be professional .. hum agar tumhari car se jayenge to sabko patta chal jayega ki hum visit karne aye hain .. or agar meri bike se chalenge to yahi lagega ki hum aisehi aye hain .. chalo abb tum ,
priya - but surprice visit to hum car se bhi kar saktein hain .. wahan itni dhul hogi mere pure baal kharab ho jayenge ..
mai - dont you worry laut ke aake apne hanthon se tumhe nehla dunga mai ..
priya - hey mind your language ..
mai - aree chalo yaar waise bhi hum lait ho rahe hain ..
priya - ohh dad kiske sath phasa diya apne mujhe .. chalo abb ..
phir maine apni bike nikali or ekk halmet priya ko de diya .. to usne woh lagga liya .. or mere piche baith gai ..
mai - pakad ke baithna kahin gir na jao raste mai ..
priya - zyada batein mat karo or chalo chupchap ..
to maine bhi bike bahar nikal li or city mai to traffic tha jiski wajah se mujhe baar baar break lagana padd raha tha .. abb yeh mai jaan bujh ke nahi kar raha tha .. but mazza aa raha tha .. jabbhi brek marta to priya piche se pura mujhse chipak jaati .. mujhe uski smell itni achhi lag rahi thi ki mai kya bataun .. or priya ko to yahi lag raha hoga ki mai yeh jaaan bujh ke kar raha hun .. khair chodo abb kissi ki soch pe mera control nahi ho sakta .. phir hum main highway pe aa gaye .. to maine speed badha di .. or site first location par pohonch gaye .. wahan jaake .. to khel hi alag tha .. saala kaam ho hi nahi raha tha .. or yeh dekh ke priya bhi hairan thi .. jahan tak mere pass info thi uske according abhi tak yahan pe building construction ka kaam shuru ho jaana chahiye tha .. lekin wahan to kuch ho hi nahi raha tha .. kewal materrial rakha hua tha ..
priya - yahan to koi kaam ho hi nahi raha hai ..
mai - dekha mai sahi tha .. agar hum tumhari car se atte to pakka hame kuch or hi dekhne ko milta ..
priya - kuch bhi agar hum car se atte tabhi hame yahi dekhne ko milta .. tumne to kewal chance marne ke liye bike se aye ho ..
mai - yeh sara sar jhut haii .. maine koi chance nahi mara .. woh to trafic zyada tha isliye .. or maine office mai bol diya tha ki hum date pe jaa rahe hain isliye apni bike se layan hun taki kissiko shak na ho ..
priya - date pe .. how dare you .. tumhari itni himmat ..
mai - arre yaar tum bhi kuch zyada hi overdramatic ho .. maine kewal yeh bola ki lunch karne jaa rahe hain ..
priya - lekin uski bhi kya zarurat thi ..
mai - taki jo office mai jasus ho usse patta na chale ki hum visist pe jaa rahe hain ..
priya - kuch bhi han . lagta hai filme kuch zyada dekhte hoo ...
mai - mat mano .. woh dekho .. wahan kuch bade baithe hain ..
phir mai uss taraf nikal gaya .. or priya bhi mere piche ho li .. hum wahan pohonche to wahan ekk banda chair lagga ke baitha tha .. or usse koi dusra aadmi batein kar raha tha
admi 1 - han to bhaiya konsa konsa mall chahiye or kitna chahiye .. app batta do kal subha hi apke pass pohonch jayega ..
admi 2 - bhaiya woh ghar banwana hai to ussi mai reti cement or inte lagenge .. abb pehli baar ghar banwa raha hun to andaza nahi hai kitna mall lagega .
admi 1 - are to bhaiya app pareshan mat ho abhi mai ekk truck raiti or ekk truck eint or 200 bori cement karwadeta hun .. aage jab or jarurat pade to aa jana woh bhi mill jayega ..
admi 2 - yeh theek rahega bhaiya .. to payment mai subha maal delevery pe bhijwa dunga ..
admi 1 - half payment aap kardo baki kal dena ..
or phir uss admi nai half payment kardi .. or wahan se jaane lagga .. tabhi uss pehle admi nai mujhse pucha ..
admi 1 - han bhaiya abb app bhi batao ki kya chahiye ..
mai - wahi ghar banwa raha tha to ussi ke liye material chahiye ..
admi 1 - are theek hai app adress likhwa do kal subha tak pohonch jayega ..
mai - adress ki zarurat nahi padegi bhaiya yahin bagal mai pohonchani hai ..
admi 1- bagal mai .. kahan bhaiya aap batta do abhi pohchwa deta hun ..
mai - are wahan jo neev dekh rahe ho .. wahin pe ghar banwa raha hun .
admi - kyun mazak kar rahe ho bhaiya .. wahan to building banne wali hai ..
mai - han or ussi building ke construction ke liye jo material aya hai tu ussi ko bech raha hai .
tab uss admi ki gand fati .. darasal hua yeh ki jabb office mai mai files dekh raha tha to 2 sites thi jahan pe construction work shuru ho gaya tha .. usmai se ek to sahi thi jitna bhi maal lag raha tha daily basis pe woh theek tha .. lekin dusrii site yeh thi . abb is site ka kaam pehli wali ke baad shuru hua tha but yahan per material zyada use ho gaya tha .. or agar yeh saale din raat kaam karte tabhi utna material nahi lagta .. to mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki kuch na kuch to gadbad hai yahan pe .. or mai priya ko leke yahan aa gaya .. or bike se ane ka bhi reason yahi tha ki ho na ho koi to milla hua hai inse warna itna bada ghapla nahi kar sakta koi akele hi ...
admi 1 - abb mujhe koi bhi maal nahi bechna .. chup chap nikal jao yahan se warna mai police ko phone kardunga ..
mai - abe bosadiwale .. hamara mall hame hi nahi bechega .. or police ko to mai phone karunga beta tu to gaya lamba .. dekh raha hai unn madam ko ..
maine priya ki taraf ishara kiya .. jo abhi bhi ashcharya mai khadi hui thi , usse yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha . ki aisaa bhi ho sakta tha .. bechari apne pehle din hi kya kya dekhna pad raha tha usse ..
mai - unhiki company ka project hai yeh .. tu ruk behen ke lode tujhe to mai jail bhijwake rahunga..
woh aage aya or mere pair padne lagga .. to maine use ekk laat mardi woh bichara wahin gir gaya ... phir maine police ko call kardi .. thodi der mai woh bhi aa hi gai .. or usse pakad ke le gai .. phir mai priya ke pass aya ..
priya - tum ho kon ..
mai - are app mujhe bhul gai . mai one and only jatin ..
priya - hoow you know ki yahan aisa kuch ho raha hoga .. u know na yahan pe already crore ka material lag chuka hai .. dad was very happy ki yahan kaam joron se chal raha hai .. and this man was his trustworthy ..
mai - abb priya hame dhoka aksar whi log detein hai jinpe hum sabse zyada bharosa kartein hai .. personal experience se bol raha hun .. phir maine usse bataya ki mujhe patta kaise chala ..
priya - thats mean ki hamare office mai bhi koi hai jo andar se yeh kaam kar raha hai ..
mai - dont worry darling mai aa gaya hun na jaldi usse bhi tumhare samne laake khada kar dunga ..
priya - stop calling me darling
mai - theek hai baby aage se dhayan rakhunga .. or mai apni bike ki taraf aa gaya ..
priya nai bhi apna matha peet liya orr aake meri bike ke piche baith gai .. phir hum dono hi office aa gaye .. abb yeh khabar to manorath uncle tak bhi pohonch gai thi subha wali bhi ... to unka call priya ko aya . or woh bohot zyada khush the priya se .. ki usne itna badhiyan kaam kiya hai .. and all or priya bhi mera credit khud le gai .. thankyou thankyou dad kar rahi thi .. khair choddo yahi hota hai kaam juniour kartein hai or profit seniours kha jaate the .. mujhe to apni salary se matlab tha ..
aisehi phir sham ho gai mai ghadi hi dekh raha tha or jaise hi 6 baje mai utha or office se nakalne lagga to ..
priya - hey kahan jaa rahe ho ..
mai - ghadi dekho madam 6 baj gaye hai .. meri job 6 baje tak ki hi hai .. now m going ..
priya nai phir ghadi dekhi .. or phir woh khud mere sath office se nikal ke bahar aa gai ..
mai - kya bolti ho chodd dun tumhe ghar ..
priya - no need i have my car mai chali jaungi ..
mai - okk ,, phir mai apni bike leke nikal gaya ghar ki taraf .. raste se maine khana pic kar liya tha raat ke liye .. or sidhe birju ki dukan ke pass bike rok di to usne bhi mujhe dekhte hi meri cigret ki dibbi niakl di or mai wahin khada peene lagga .. kahan pehle mai birju ki dukan ke andar chupke cigret piya karta tha or abb dekho khule aam pee raha hun .. meri life mai bhi kya mast u turn mara tha .. pehle din hi office ke 50000 ka profit bhi ho gaya tha ..
mai - or birju bhai .. batao koi nai khabar ..
birju - abb bhaiya kya bataun .. khabrein to wahi hai .. kabhi dubara mehfil baithe to bataun apko kisse ..
mai - dekhta hun yaar jaldi hi mehfil set karta hun .. chal ekk dudh ka packet dede mai nikalta hun ..
phir mai wahan se niklke sidhe apne ghar aa gaya .. pehle to dudh ko frij mai rakha or aram se mast nahaya .. din bhar ghum ghum ke dhul dhul ho gai thi .. abb jaake thoda sukun aya tha .. phir maine socha kyun na neha se mill liya jaye .. subha bhi jaldi mai theek se mill nahi paya tha usse .. to mai sidha neha ke room ki taraf nikal gaya .. mai niche sidhiyon se aya or aate hi uske gar ki door bell bajja di .. ting tong
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