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phir thakur nai mere sath apne ekk admi ko bhej diiya jo mujhe haveli dikhane lagga ... wakai yeh ekk bohot hi sundar haveli thi .. nakkashi or thakuri ke purwajon ki tasweeron se deewarein sajin hui thi ... yeh haveli puri do manjil ki thi .. ground flor pe thakur ka kamra tha .. or wahin guest room bhi nanne hue the .. wahin ekk room mujhe bhi diya gaya tha .. phir phirst flor mai thakur ke dono beton ke room the or uske sath hi kuch room the jo khali the ... or phir second flor pe tha thakur ki potiyon ke room .. abb uss bande nai start hi kiya tha first flor se .. bcz second flor pe kissi anjan admi ka jaana alow nahi tha .. to maine bhi force nahi kiya .. or mai karta bhi kya .. jab upar ka kaam karunga to khud hi dekh lunga .. phir woh mujhe study room mai le gaya ..
ABB AGE
abb yeh study room tha jahan pe iss mehel ko leke or yahan rehne walon ko leke sabhi ke bare mai tha .. or unki tasweere bhi wahan diwaron pe tangi hui thi .. abb thakur ji ki kaafi pusten yahan reh chuki thi .. or yahan or bhi chizon ke bare mai kibatein rakhi thi .. mai aram se har ekk cheez ko bariki se dekh raha tha .. aisa lag raha tha ki sala kissi museum mai aa gaya hun .. mai diwaron mai laggi tasweere dekh raha tha lekin mujhe ekk tasweer dekh ke kuch ajeeb lagga .. usmai thakur ji khade hue the or unke sath unke bete bhi the .. abb tajub ki baat to yeh thi ki takur ji ke sath 3 log khade hue the .. do ko to pehchan gaya tha unse kal mai raat mai dinner pe mill hi chuka tha .. lekin woh teesra banda mujhe nahi milla tha .. or ekk baat or ajeeb thi ki woh mujhe kuch kuch jaana pehchana dikh raha tha .. but samajh mai nahi aa raha tha .. to maine uss bande se pucha ..
mai - sun bhai yeh admi kon hai thakur ji ke sath ..
admi - sir mujhe zyada to jankari nahi hai .. kyunki mujhe abhi kuch saal hi hue hai yaha aaye hue .. lekin jahan tak mai janta hun yeh thakur sahab ke teesre bete hain ..
abb mujhe lagga jhatka .. kyunki thakur sahab nai to kuch bataya bhi nahi .. balki jikar bhi nahi kiya tha .. or sala maine isse dekha kahan tha .. lekin kuch yaad hi nahi aa raha tha .. khair choddo sala jab ayega to khud hi yaad aa jayega .. phir maine aisehi haveli ghum raha tha .. to ekk dusra banda aya or usnai kaha ... ki mujhe thakur sahab bulla rahe hai .. to mai bhi niche unke pass aa gaya .. mai sidhiyon se utar hi raha tha ki mujhe thakur sahab ke sath koi baitha hua nazar aaya abb uski peeth meri taraf thi to mujhe dikha nahi ki kon hai woh .. phir mai unke pass gaya .. or phir thakur ji nai bolo ..
thakur - are jatin aao .. ye inse millo .. yehh hai hamare damad ..
mai uss bande ke taraf mudha .. or behenchod usko dekhte hi mera dimag hi ghum gaya .. aisa kaisa ho sakta hai .. yeh yahan kya kar raha hai ... or agar yeh inka damad hai to phir iska matlab .. mai apne dimag mai soch hi raha tha or tabhi uss admi nai bola ..
admi - are tum .. yahan pe ..
thakur ji - tum jante ho kya isse VISHAL ..
ji han doston jo admi aya tha or jisko thakur sahab apna damad bol rahe the .. woh koi or nahi balki vishal hi tha .. annu ka admi mera jija .. or agar yeh inka damad hai to iska matlab annu inki poti hui .. or abb mujhe woh teesra admi jisko maine tasweer mai dekh tha woh bhi pehchan mai aa raha tha .. woh to mera baap hai .. are behenchod yahan ho kya raha hai .. mujhe kuch bhi samajh mai aa hi nahi raha tha .. mai kya karun or kya nahi kuch bhi .. tabhi thakur nai bola ..
thakur ji - are jatin kahan kho gaye tumm .
tab mujhe hosha aya ..
mai - kahin nahi thakur ji ..phir vishal ki taraf dekh ke .. aap thakur sahab ke damad ho ..
vishal - han koi shak hai kya tumhe .. or mujhe yeh samajh mai nahi aa raha ki tum yahan kya kar rahe ho .
thakur ji - are vishal yeh hamare dost manorath ke wahan kaam karta hai .. unhi nai isse yahan bheja hai haveli ka kaam karne ke liye ...
vishal - achha dada ji . tabhi tum aye nahi hamre ghar ..
mai - han issi liye nahi aa paya ..
thakur - tum kaise jante ho vishal isse ..
vishal - woh dada ji .. hamara ghar bhi yahi banwa raha hai ..
thakur- achha .. achha .. chalo yeh to badhiyan baat hai .. dekho jatin kaam badhiyan hona chahiye ..
behenchod mujhe to abhi bhi kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha .. agar annu inki poti hai to papa inke bete hue . or iss nate to yeh mere dadaji hue ... lekin mujhe kuch patta kyun nahi hai .. na maa ke muh se kabhi iss baat ka jikar sunna or na hi papa ke muh se .. or upar se annu yeh sab janti hai .. abe ho kya raha hai .. mere mann mai toofano ka tufan umad aya tha ekk sath hi .,. or jawab mere pass kissi bhi sawal ka nahi tha .. sala socha tha ki kuch time gao mai rahunga to tention free rahunga .. lekin yahan to tention ka toofan aa gaya tha mere samne .. abb is toofan mai to mujhe sambhalna hi padega .. warna patta nahi kya kya ho jayega ,to maine pehle to khud ko sambhala .. agar aisa hi raha to kuch kar bhi nahi paunga mai ..
mujhe soch samaj ke aage badhna hoga ... mujhe to yeh bhi nahi patta tha ki mera koi or ristedar bhi hai ya nahi .. lekin yahan to ekk hi din mai pura khandan samne aa gaya .. iska matlab meri 6 behene or bhi hai .. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki mai khush hun ya mai dukhi hun. ki mere pariwar walon nai hi mujhe iss baare mai bataya tak nai ..
vishal - kyun kya hua .. lagta hai tabiyat theek nahi hai tumhari ..
mai - nahi aisa nahi hai .. bas yeh socha nahi tha ki app thakur sahab ke damad hoge ..
vishal - abb to patta chal gaya nah .. to abb kaam pe lag jao or han kuch bhi zarurat ho to mujhe hi batana tum ..
mai - han theek hai .. to samse pehle aap mujhe batao ki konsi konsi jagah mai maramat kaa kaam karna hai or kahan pe naye desingne se banwana hai ..
vishal - chalo mai dikhata hunn
phir vishal mere aage aage chalta raha . or mai uske piche piche .. sala mujhe abhi bhi yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki aisa bhi kuch ho jayega.. phir maine socha ki iske baare mai to detail mai thakur sahab hi batta payenge . or unse mai raat mai puchunga jab milke baithenge pine ke liya ..
kaafi time lag gaya hame pura dekhne mai. kaafi jagah thi jahan pe maramat k jarurat thi .. or bohot si chejon ko naye dhand se banana tha .. abbb maine bhi socha ki jiss sawal ka jawab mujhe abhi nahi mill payega uske bare mai abhi se dimag kyun kharab karna ... yeh to sham ko hi karna hoga . to mai apne kaam pe lag gaya .. achha hai abb mai iss haveli ko apni hi samajh ke theek karunga . behenchod jabse aya hun tabse hi lagg raha tha ki koi to connection hai mera yahan se .. or abb mera gussa mere pariwar pe or badh gaya tha .. kamino nai mujhe kuch bataya hi nahi .. abe maa to pyaar karti thi mujhse to yeh sab kyun nahi bataya unhone mujhe ..
phir maine haar cheej note karli or phir mai or vishal thakur sahab ke pass aa gaye .. ( aage se mai thakur sahab ko dada ji hi likhunga ) .. phir maine unhein sab kuch batta diya ki kya kya kaam hona hai .. or phir yeh bhi batta diya ki kalse mai admiyon ko bulla lunga or kalse hi kaam shuru karwa dunga . abb majdur jo the woh hame yahin gao se hi mill jane the ... per jo main architech the or desiners the unko to maine yahin rokne ka soch liya tha .. jab tak yahan ka kaam khatam nahi ho jata .. abb mazza ane wala tha .. lekin mujhe jaldi hi yeh khel bhi kahtam karke sab kuch clear karna hoga .. warna aage patta nahi kya ho jayega .. jaisi meri behen hai or mera jeeja .. wahi kuch kar dein shayad .. batao itni badi baat chupai mujhse ..
aise hi sham ka samay bhi ho gaya . to maine socha kyun na gao ko achhe se dekha jaye kal to mai gaya tha to raat hi ho rahi thi ... theek se kuch najar bhi nahi aya tha or zyada tar log to apne ghar mai jaa chuke the .. abb jahan tak dekha jaye to yeh gao to mera hi hai abb .. tab to or badhiyan ho jayega .. mai mast fresh hua .. or badhiyan kapde pehen ke nikal gaya .. gao ghumne .. aaj kuch alag sa lag raha tha yeh gao .. apna sa lag raha tha ... kitni jaldi kitna kuch badal chuka hai meri life mai .. meri life to puri rolercoster ban chuki thi . ho sakta hai ki agar uss din maine paise nahi churaye hote to mujhe abhi tak kuch patta bhi nahi chalta .. or jahan tak kuch achha bhi nahi hota mere sath ... to jo hua woh achhe ke liye hi hua mere sath ..
mai mast gao ghum raha tha .. or majje mai logon se mill bhi raha tha .. abb meri praja thi yeh to .. batao behenchod ekk hi din mai kya ho gaya .. bade milansar log the yahan ke .. mujhe ghur rahe the ,, shayad apne raja ko pehchan rahe honge .. abb mai aisehi assumtion kar raha tha .. phir mai ghumte hue pohonch gaya nadi ki taraf .. .. wah bhai kya mast nadi thi .. kya chauda part tha uski dusri taraf ka banda bilkul chitiyon ki tarhan lag raha tha .. mai aram se nazara dekh raha tha ki tabhi mujhe kissi nai kuch faik ke mara .. aye behenchod yeh kon hai sala maine dekh to woh pathar tha sala agar galti se sir mai lag jata to khopda hi phoot jata mera ..
mai - oye behenchod kon hai sala . .
awaz - oye ladke bhag yahan se ..
maine ghum ke dekha to wahan nadi mai koi ladki thi jo ki sir ke niche se puri pani ke andar thi .. lekin bhai uska chehra .. haye yaar kya pyara chehra tha .. aisa to koi bhi maine aaj tak nahi dekha ..
ladki - oye kamine tujhe sharam nahi aati yahan ladkiyon ko nahata hua dekhta hai ..
mai - oye kuch bhi ilzam lagga rahi ho tum maine to tumhe dekha bhi nahi .. tumne patthar maara tab mera dhyan yahan aaya ..
ladki - bahana mat banao .. sab janti hun tum jaise sheri ladko ko ..
mai - dekho sach keh raha hun maine tumhe dekha hi nahi tha .. or agar dekha hota to mai idhar aata hi nahi ..
ladki - zyada batein mat banao or bhago yahan se ..
maine bhi socha ki aise mai mujhe zyada nahi rukna chahiye .. agar kissi or nai dekh liya to apne hone wale raja ko hi peet denge bechare .. abb gao walon ki bhalai ke liye maine wahan se jaana hi behter samjha ..
mai - achha apna naam batao phir jaa raha hun mai ..
ladki - ekk or pathar phekke mara .. or boli . bhag yahan se ..
to phir mai wahan se nikal hi gaya .. to aisa tha mera first encounter gao ki gori ke sath ... chalo jaisi bhi hai sahi hi hai .. phir mai aisehi dekhta hua wapis haveli aa gaya .; mujhe andar koi nazar aya nahi .. to mai apne room mai hi nikal gaya ... andhera hoo gaya tha .. mai wahin apne room mai baith ke soch raha tha ki mai aage kya or kaise karunga .. pehle to mujhe sabut dhundne honge .. kyunki bass wahi tha jisse mai aage kuch kar paunga .. or sabse badhiyan sabut to dna matching hi ho sakta tha abb mere ghar wale manne ya na maane but mai hun to unhi ka khoon .. or yeh mai medically proff bhi kar sakta tha .. lekin mai ekk baat achhe se janta tha ki agar maine abhi sabke samne yeh baat khol di to sab mujhe behrupiya hi samjhenge .. but mujhe kissi ko to batana hi hoga .. yeh mai dada ji se hi discuss karunga .. mai yahi sab soch hi raha tha .. tabhi ekk banda mujhe khane pe bulane aya ..
to mai bhi chala gaya khana khane .. abb mai wahan as a family member ki tarhan baithne wala tha ..
mai bhahar aya to wahan pehle se hi dada ji or vishal baithe the or kuch batein kar rahe the .. yeh kamina pakka koi khichdi pakka raha hoga .. to mai bhi jake wahin baith gaya ..
dada ji - aao baitho jatin ... to baat ho gai tumhari kal se kaam shuru ho jayega na ..
mai - jee kal se kaam shuru bhi ho jayega .. lekin mujhe majdur yahin gao ke hi chahiye honge .. or baaki logon ko maine bol diya hai ki woh kal tak aa jayenge yahan to unke rukne ka bhi karna hoga ..
dada ji - are bass itni si baat .. yeh sab to vishal karwa hi dega ..
vishal - ji dada ji . mai dekh lunga .. ekk thekedar hai yahin gao mai ussi ko yeh kaam de dunga mai .. wo apne logon ke sath aa jayega ..
dada ji - cahlo badhiyan hai ..
phir wahan or bhi log aa gaye .. mere dono bade papa .. or unki wife .. or unke bache sabhi wahan aa gaye the .. maine ekk baat notice ki thi ki yeh log yahan koi baat hi nahi karte the .. or din bhar to apne room mai hi rehte hain ... to bore nahi hote kya .. phir wahan khana lagaya gaya .. or sabhi khana khane lagge .. bich bich mai dada ji apne beton se factory ke bare mai puch bhi rahe the ki wahan kaisa chal raha hai kaam and apni potiyon se phir padhai ke bare mai puch lete .. to woh log bhi kewal jawab de dete .. bada ajeeb tha .. phir sabka jaise jaise khana hota gaya waise waise woh sabhi apne apne room mai wapis chale gaye .. phir mera bhi ho gaya to mai bhi apne room mai aa gaya ..
maine janvi ko call milai .. or usse baat karna lagga ... dhire dhire mujhe usse baat karna achha lagne lagga tha .. yeh pehli ladki thi jisse bina chudai kiye maine itni baat ki hogi ... achha lagta tha usse baatein karke .. kafi der maine usse baat ki bich mai priya ki call bhi aa rahi thi but maine usse ignore kar diya .. faltu mai mera dimag khati woh .. phir jab priya ki lagatar call aati hi rahi to maine janvi se baat khatam ki or priya ka phone utha liya ..
priya - kahan busy the .. dikhai nahi de raha tha ki mai call kar rahi hun .. '
mai - yaar tum call uthate hi sunane kyun lag jaati ho ...
priya - shut up and batao ki kya report hai wahan ki ..
mai - abhi maine kewal dekha hai .. labour to yahin ke le lunga mai . lekin mujhe architech or desiners and all wahin office se hi chahiye ..
priya - or yeh tum mujhe kab batane wale the ..
mai - abhi bataya to tumhe .. kal tak bhej dena tum kissi achi si team banna ke ..
priya - time dekh rahe ho iss time bataungi to kab taiyari karenge woh log .
mai - arre tum boss ho unki . tum adhi raat ko bhi kaam de sakti ho unhein .
priya - or material ka kya hai ..
mai - woh bhi bhejna hai sath mai .. mai details tumhe msg kar deta hun ussi ke hisab se bhej dena ..
priya - dekho aise kaam pehle hi batta diya karo mujhe..
mai - chalo achha mujhe abb neend aa rahi hai .. sone ja raha hun ..
phir maine phone kaat diya .. salla do din se chudai nahi ki thi to mann bohot tha kissi ko chodne ka .. lekin yahan to koi millegi nahi ,.. chalo chal ke daru hi pee leta hun .. phir mai utha or nikal gaya daddu ke passs .. maine jaake gate knock kiya to ussi bande nai gate khola jissnai mujhe unke gate tak pohochaya tha .. mai andar gaya to dada ji mehfil pehle hi sajja ke baithe the .. shayad unka pehla hi peg chal raha tha .. phir woh naukar bahar nikal gaya .. or mai dada ji ke pass jaa ke baith gaya ..
dada ji - ao ao jatin mujhe lagga aaj tum aoge nahi ..
mai - aise kaise hota .. bina piye neend aayegi hi nahi .. lekin yeh khane ke baad pina ..
dadaji - khane ke or pine ke bich gap rakhna chahiye bass baaki sab sahi hai ..
mai - yeh bhi sahi hai .. phir maine apna bhi peg banna liya or peene lagga .. or hum dono hi yaha wahan ke batein karne lagge .. mujhe important batein bhi karni thi unse lekin pehle thodi chad jaye ..
aise hi hum ekk ke baad ekk peg lagate gaye abb thoda thoda nasha hone lagga tha .. to maine baat ched di ..
mai - waise daddu ekk baat to bataiye ..
dada ji - pucho ..
mai - woh aaj mai study room mai laggi photo dekh raha tha ... usmai aap ke sath teen ladke khade the .. do to apke bete the .. lekin woh teesra kon tha ...
yeh puch ke maine apne peg utha liya .. or dada ji mujhe ghoorne lagge ..
mai - kya hua daddu ..
dada ji - aaj tak kissi ki bhi itni himat nahi hui ki koi hamse yeh sawal puche .
mai - to aaj tak kissi nai apke sath baith ke pee bhi to nahi hogi ..
dada ji - yeh baat bhi hai .. tumme kuch to alag hai .. tumhe dar nahi lagta mujhse ..
mai - abb dar kaisa .. aap bhi to insaan hi ho ... batao na .. phir mai aap ko ekk mast baat bataunga ..
dada ji - woh hamara teesra beta hai ..
mai - lekin woh yahan aapke sath kyun nahi rehta ..
dada ji - bass iske aage mai kuch nahi bataunga .
maine daddu ko ekk or peg banna ke diya ..
mai - yeh lo daddu aap yeh piyo . himmat aayegi apko ..
dadaji - tumhe kya lagta hai mujhmai himmat nahi hai .. batane ki ..
mai - kuch batein aisi hoti hain jinko juban tak laane ke liye himmat chahiye hi hoti hai . batao na daddu .. phir mai bhi ekk badhiyan baat bataunga ..
dadaji nai woh pegg uthaya or ekk hi baar mai pee gaye .
mai - very good abb batao ki woh apke sath kyun nahi rehta ..
dadaji - maine usse ghar se nikal diya tha ..
mai - ohh .. acha yeh vishal ussi ki beti ka husband hai kya ..
dada ji - han ..
mai - achha . or aage bataiye .. ki apne usse kyun nikal diya .
dada ji - usse gao ki ekk aam ladki se pyar ho gaya tha .. or mujhe yeh baat bilkul bhi bardast nahi thi .. maine usse bola tha ki woh usse bhul jaye .. lekin usne meri ekk na sunni or bhag ke usse shadi karli ..
mai - ohh love trajeddy .. kyun pasand nahi thi apko woh ladki ..
dada ji - woh hamari barabri ki nahi thi ..
mai - ohh lekin phir apne annu ko or vishal ko kaise accept kar liya ..
dada ji - galti to mere bete nai ki thi .. usmai uss bachhi ka kya kasoor .. or wise bhi usmai hamara hi khoon hai ... or apne khoon ko dur kaise rakhta mai .
mai - sach hi kaha hai .. asal se zyada byaj pasand hota hai logon ko ..
mai - to aapne apne bete ko bhi accept kar liya ..
dada ji - nahi bilkul bhi nahi . jabtak woh uss aurat ke sath hai mai usse kabhi nahi apnaunga ..
mai - ohh lekin apko kaise patta chala ki annu apki hi poti hai .. matlab kya apne usse dhundha tha ya usne apko ..
dada ji - tum itne saare sawal kyun puch rahe ho ..
mai - aap batao na .. phir mai batata hun ..
dada ji - ekk din hamari haveli mai vishal aya tha .. ussi nai hamme khabar di thi .. pehle to hamme vishwas nahi hua .. lekin phir jab usnai hamare bete ke sath photo dikhai apni or annu ki tab hamme vishwas ho gaya ..
mai - or yeh kabb ki baat hai ..
dada ji - yahi kamse kam .. 5 saal purani baat hai yeh ..
mai - ohhh,... ( matlab annu ki shadi ke baad hi .. )
dada ji - mujhse to sab kuch puch liya abb tum bhi batao kya baat batane waale the ..
mai -- woh kuch zyada nahi hai .. bass mai apke ussi ladke ka beta hun .. yani apka pota ..
or yeh bolke maine peg utha liya or peene lagga .. phir maine dada ji ki taraf dekha to aisa lag raha tha ki wahan dada ki murti rakhi hai .. maine unhein hilaya tab unhein hosh aya ..
mai - kya hua daddu ..
dada ji - yeh tum kya bakwas kar rahe ho .. aisa kaise ho sakta hai ..
tab maine apna wallet nikala or usse khol ke dada ji ke samne kar diya .. abb usmai meri or maa or papa ki photo thi jo shayad 6 saal purani thi .. tab woh dono mujhse sahi rehte the .. dada ji ekk tak usse dekh rahe the .. kabhi woh photo ko dekhta ..to kabhi mujhe .. maine dekha ki daddu to rone lagga ..
mai - arre dadu kya ho gaya .. roo kyun rahe ho .. mai utha or uke ansun poche to unhone mujhe pakad liya . or mujhse puchne lagge ..
dada ji - tum sach keh rahe ho na .,. tum isssi ke bete ho na ..
mai - arre han ... par ekk baat samajh naai aai ki aap to thakur ho .. to papa nai apna naam kyun badal liya ..
dadaji - taki hum usse dhundh nahi payein ...
dada ji nai mujhe sine se lagga liya tha .. bada emotional scene tha woh mujhe sine se lagga ke roo rahe the .. or mai unhein dekh raha tha .. aisa bhi kya ho gaya tha .. maine phir unko piche baithaya .. or wapas apni jagah pe baith gaya . inta emotional kyun ho rahe hain ..
dada ji - tumhe khushi nahi hui yeh jaan ke ki mai tumhara dada hun ..
mai - han hui lekin meri history meri family ke sath kuch achhi nahi hai ..
dada ji - matlab kehna kya chahte ho .. or mujhe yeh samajh mai nahi aa raha ki annu nai mujhe bataya kyun nahi tumhare baare mai ..or vishal nai bhi tumhe pehchana nahi ...
mai - pehchana to apne bhi kaise yeh mujhe bhi samajh nahi aya .. kyunki pehle mera chehra dusra tha or abb dusra .. lagta hai emotion ho gaye hoge ..
dada ji - samjha nahi mai ..
phir maine unhein saari batein batai .. starting se leke .. kal tak ki .. sirf chudai ko chodd ke .. mai batata gaya or daddu sunte gaye ... unke expression change hote jaa rahe the .. phir jab maai ruka to ..
dada ji - mujhe to yakeen hi nahi hota ki annu or vishal nai aisa kiya ..
mai - or maa papa nai bhi .
dada ji - han unhone bhi .. aisa kaise kar saktein hai woh ..
mai - abb yeh to wahi bataenge .. ki unhone aisa kyun kiya ..
dada ji - unko to batana hi padega .. jab mai unse sawal puchunga .. or dekho manorath nai tumhe bachaya .. mera dost hira hai bikul .
mai - han yeh baat sahi kahi apne ..lekin abhi aap kissi se yeh baat karoge nahi ...
dada ji - aise kaise ho sakta hai .. tum ekk laute pote ho mere .. iss khandan ke waris ho tum sabka hak banta hai apne waris se milne ka ...
mai - arre to mai kab bol raha hun ki kabhi nahi batana .. lekin pehle hame sabut chahiye or millega dna test se ..
dada ji - abb yeh tum kya keh rahe ho ..
mai - chehra badal chuka hai mera .. koi bhi yakeen nahi karega meri baton mai .. sabko yahi lagega ki apki daulat ke liye mai aiisa kar raha hun .. or jahan tak mai annu ko janta hun woh sidha mujhe behrupiya ghosit kar degi ..
dada ji - hamare hote hue aisa hoga nahi ..
mai - kaanoonan bhi to yeh sabit karna hoga na ki mai apka pota hun ..
dada ji - shayad tum sach ke rahe ho .. hum kalhi jaake dna test karwaenge ..
mai - agar kal test karwaya to kewal daru hi niklegi hamare andar se .. parso karwana hoga ...
dada ji - aisa nahi hota hai .. hum kal hi dna test karwaenge .. or sham tak report bhi nikalwa lunga mai .
mai - itni jaldi nahi aati dna report .. 2 se 3 din lagte hai usmai ..
dadaji - mai raja hun yahan ka .. mere bohot chalta hai ..
mai - han abb raja hone ke baad bhi itna nahi hoga to kya fayeda raja hone ka ..
dadu mujhe ghure ..
mai - arre to kya galat bola ..
dada ji - tumhe mujhse dar nahi lagta .. bakli abb to mai tumhara saga dada bhi hun mai ..
mai - arre jab mai yahan ke raja se nahi dara tha .. to mai apne daddu se kyun darru .. or yeh kya khoof phehla rakha hai apne ghar mai ..sabhi kitna darke rehte hai .
dada ji - darte nahi hai izzat kartein hai meri ..
mai- izzat karne ke liye darne ki zarurat nahi hai ...
dada ji - abb mere bete mujhe beta de hi nahi payein .. to mai unse naraj hun ..
mai - arre yeh kya baat hui .. to iska matlab mere papa nai apko beta de diya to app abb unko maaf kar denge .
dada ji - nahi bilkul bhi nahi ..
mai - yeh to galat baat hai .. apki wajah se hi mai apni behno se bhi nahi mill sakta .. bechariyan apne room mai rehti hai din bhar .
dada ji - abb ladkiyan hai bahar kya karengi nikal ke ..
mai - kyun unki khushi kuch nahi hai kya .. dekho daddu .. abb aisa nahi hoga .. ekk baar dna test ho gaya . or yeh sabit ho gaya ki mai apka hi pota hun .. to apko phir meri baat manni padegi ..
dada ji - uske baad mai hi kya .. yeh pura gao tumhari hi batein manega ...
mai - aisa kyun ..
dada ji - kyunki uske baar mai tumhein bhawi raja ghoshit kar dunga ..
mai - aisa kuch bhi nahi hoga .. mujhe nahi banna raja waja .. mai bilkul bhi nahi mannunga iss baat ke liye ..
dadaji - yeh tumhari marzi nahi chalegi .. yeh hamare khandan ka riwaz hai ..
mai - abhi sabit nahi hua hai
dadaji - ho jayega uske baad to karna hi padega ..
mai - ok chalo abb mai nikalta hun ..
dadaji - aaj yahin kyun nahi soo jate ..
mai - kissi nai dekh liya to sochega ki raja sahab yeh kya kar rahe hai ..
dadaji - kissi mai itni himmat nahi hai ..
mai - abb kissi ki soch to nai badal paoge nah aap ..
phir mai wahan se nikal gaya .. chalo matlab dada ko to set kar liya maine .. ekk baar mere hanth sabut lag jaye .. phir dekhna ki mai karta kya hun .. annu tu to gai .. or vishal phir maine ekk hassi hassi hahahahhhahahhahahahhhahhahah ki tabhi mujhe kissi nai toka ..
awaz - aye pagalon ki tarhan kyun hass rahe ho ..
maine mudd ke dekha to wahan madhu khadi thi .. matlab mere bade papa ki beti ..
mai - kuch nahi bass aisehi ..
phir woh bhi mujhe pagal hi samajh ke upar chali gai .. shayad paani ki bottle lene aai thi woh niche .. phir mai apne room mai chala gaya .. app dekhna priya .. tujhe bhi mai bataunga .. hahahahhhahhah .. or aram se chadar odh ke mai soo gaya ..
TO BE CONTINUDE