UPDATE - 30
mai - chal chalta hun mai .. baad mai aunga ..
or yeh keh ke mai nikal gaya .. mujhe eek chut or mill gai .. or abb mujhe kishori ki madad se or bhi chut mill jayengi .. mai yahi sochta hua wapas apne room mai aa gaya or sidha jaake soo gaya ..
ABB AAGE
meri need subha kissi ke gate khatkhatane se khuli kon aa gaya yeh subha subha .. sala .. maine jaake gate khola to ekk naukar tha jo bol raha tha ki mujhe dada ji bulla rahe hai panchayat mai jaana hai . tab mujhe yaad aya ki han yaar maine to dada ji ko wada kiya tha ki mai aaj unke sath jaunga . to mai bhi fatta fat naha ke taiyar ho gaya .. abb mujhe jaana tha ki akhir yeh panchayat mai hota kya hai .. mai mast taiyaar hoke nikla bahar . niche gaya to samne hi daddu baithe the .
dada ji - kya beta itna time lagga diya .. kabse intezar kar raha hun tumhara ..
mai - bass daddu abhi patta chala to turant taiyar hoke aa gaya ..
dada ji - tu inti der tak sotaa kyun hai ..
mai - abb raat mai itni mehnat karta hun to shubha to der se hi neend khulegi na .
dada ji - janta hun konsi mehnat karta hai tu ..
mai - waise dada ji yeh panchayat mai exactly hota kya hai .
dada ji - chal car mai batata hun
phir mai or dada ji car mai baith gaye ..
dada ji - tu batta ki tu kya janta hai panchayat ke bare mai ..
mai - kuch nahi .. mai to sheher mai rehta hun .. mujhe jo bhi patta hai woh movies se ya web series se hi patta hai
dada ji - achha .. beta yeh ekk tarhan ki adalat hi samjho yahan pe bhi logon ko faisale sunaye jate hai .. gao ke logon ki samasyao ko sunna jata hai . ussi hisab se unka hall nikala jaata hai ..
mai - matlab yeh ki logon ko saja bhi di jaati hai ..
dada ji - han .. lekin choti moti chejon ke liye .. agar apradh bada hai to hum kannonan ussko saza dilwate hai ..
mai - or yahan panchayat ka head kon hai ..
dada ji - panchayat ke 5 main hote hai .. jinko panch kaha jata hai .. or unmai jo main hota hai usse sarpanch kaha jaata hai .
mai - oh to ussi sarpanch ki bibi ko fufa pel raha tha ..
dada ji - han ..
mai - phir to majja ayega ..
phir hum log pohonch gaye panchayat office .. wahin bahar hi logon ki bheed khadi thi .. or unke samne table or kursi rakhi hui thi jinpe panch baithe the .. or ekk kursi khali thi .. jispai dada ji jaake bath gaye .. mai wahin piche gadi ke bonut pe paith baya ... thand ka mausam tha to mast dhup sek raha tha .. fir karewahi shuru ki gai .. log apnii problem sunate or panch or dada ji milke uska faisala dete .. waise akhri faisala to dada ji hi de rahe the .. abb koi chori ki shikayat kar raha .. to koi ladai jhagte ki ..... jaisa maine socha tha yeh to waisa tha hi nahi . tabhi wahan ekk admi aya ..
admi - malik madad kariye malik .. meri beti lapata hai malik ...
dada ji - kabse lapata hai beti teri ..
admi - malik .. pure 3 din ho gaye ..
dada ji - kahan dekha tha usse tumne akhri baar ..
admi - malik .. din mai nahane gai hi nadi pe .... or tabhi se lapata hai .. woh ..
abb yeh mujhe thoda ajeeb lagga .. iski beti 3 din se gayab hai . or yeh abb aya hai shikayat karne ..
dada ji - apni beti ki tasweer or uska naam likhwa do .. hum logon ko lagga denge .. jaldi hi mill jayegi
admi - malik kahin usse kuch ho gaya too ..
dada ji - chinta mat karro kuch nahi hoga usse . or kuch hua bhi to ham dekh lenge ..
woh admi wahan se hath jod ke chala gaya .. abb sala mujhe yeh bhi ajeeb lagga .. ki uski beti gayab hai . or usne zyada force hi nahi kiya .. phir aisehi or bhi log aye or pni samashya batane lagge .. mujhe yeh sawal khaye jaa raha tha ki uss ladki ke sath akhir hua kya hoga ... tp mai wahin dada ji ke pass pohonch gaya .. or wait karne lagga ki yeh sab khatam kab hoga ..
phir kuch der mai yeh sab khatam bhi ho gaya .. to maine dada ji se pucha
mai - dada ji .. yeh kya tha uss admi ki beti gayab hai .. or aap log aise normal hai .. hame to turant hi kuch karna chahiye ..
dada ji - beta yeh to aam baat hai .. yahan aisa hota rehta hai . kuch din mai woh aa jayegi .
mai - aisa kaise keh sakte hain app .
dada ji - kyunki hum jante hai ki uski beti kahan hai ..
abb yeh sunke mujhe lagga tagda jhatka .. abb yeh kya chodd hai .. dada ji ko patta hai ki woh ladki kahan hai . lekin woh kuch kar kyun nahi rahe ..
mai - dada ji phir to apko abhi kuch karna hoga ..
dada ji - kyuun chinta karta hai beta aaj nahi to kal tak pohonch jayegi woh apne ghar ..
mai - achha woh hai kahan ...
dada ji - yeh jaan ke tu kya karega .
mai - kuch nahi bass aisehi ..
dada ji - achha .. woh pados gao ke ekk jamidar hai .. unka beta hai .. virat ,.. ussi nai kiya hai yeh ... mujhe khabar mill gai thi ..
mai - or app inta normal ho ..
dada ji - abb beta woh bhi ekk jawan khoon hai .. majje lene ke liye utha liya hoga uss ladki ko ...
mai - dada ji aap aise kaise bol sakte ho .. aap mujhe to hamesha kehte ho ki jabardasti mat karna lekin kissi or ke liye aap aise bol rahe ho ..
dada ji - woh mai kewal ghar ke liye bola tha .. warna bahar jo tera mann kare woh kar .. or yeh keh ke dadaji dubara pancho se baat karne lagge ..
abb behenchod mujhe aa raha tha bohot gussa mujhe wishwas hi nahi ho raha tha ki mera dada aisa bhi bol sakta hai .. seriously mann mai bohot kuch aa raha tha ki dada ke sath yeh karun woh karun .. lekin phir mere mann mai ekk baat aai ... or mai dubara wahan car ke pass aya .. maine dekh ki woh admi jiski beti gayab thi woh wahin piche khade ho ke roo raha tha .. abb mai jitna bhi hamari hun .. lekin mujhe aise logon ko dekh ke khud ki yaad aati hai .. mai uske pass gaya ..
mai - namaskar kaka ..
admi - namaste chote malik ..
mai - kya aap ko patta hai apki beti kahan hai ..
admi - janta hun malik ..
mai - to aap yahan ruke kyun ho jao police mai khabar dedo ..
admi - yahan ka kanoon hi raja sahab hai . unke rehte yahan pe police ka koi kaam hota hi nahi hai ..
lo behenchod subha to dada bol raha tha ki jo bade gunah hote hai usko kanoonan saza dilate hain .. or yahan to kuch or hi hai ..
mai - to abb aap kya karoge ..
admi - woh raja sahab nai bola hai . ki ekk aaad din mai woh aa jayegi .. to mai usse leke gao chodd dunga ..
mai - lekin yeh to apka hi gao hai ... yahan se kahan jaoge ..
admi - malik yeh gao mera hi hai .. isliye mai janta hun ki lautne ke baad meri beti ke sath kya hoga ..
mai - matlab .
admi - yahan pe raha chalte log usse pareshan karenge .. uska jina haram kar denge .. or ant mai woh khud ko khatam kar legi ..
mai - yeh kaise bol sakte ho aap ..
admi - pehle bhi yeh ho chuka hai .. hamare gao ki hi ekk beti thi .. usse bhi virat nai utha liya tha ... ekk hafte usse apne pass rakha ... or phir uske ghar ke bahar usse phek ke chala gaya .. uss ladki ko lagga ki uske bure din khatam ho gaye hain .. lekin aisa hua nahi .. uss din ke baad se to or bhi battar ho gaya .. aye din usko log pareshan karte ekk din to 4 ladke uske ghar mai ghus gaye .. bichara kaka apni beti ke sath akele rehta tha .. uske samne hi unn ladko nai . uss bechari ladki ke sath .. or yeh bol woh chup ho gaya or rone lagga ... ussi din uss ladki nai khud ko khatam kar liya .. or woh admi bechara pagal ho gaya .. mai nahi chahta ki meri beti ke sath bhi aisa ho .. isliye mai usse leke chala jaunga .
abb yeh sunke to mera khoon hi khaul gaya .. aisa bhi ho sakta hai ..aab mujhe samajh mai aa raha tha ki yeh gao wale mujhse dar kyun rahe the .. unhein lag raha hoga ki mai bhi waisa hi hun jaisa virat hai .. yeh izzat kamai hai mere dada ji nai .. yeh to tanashahi hai .. or yeh to mai hargis hone nahi dunga ...
mai - kaka jante ho aap ki woh virat rehta kahan hai .
admi - han malik janta hun .. lekin malik kripya karke yeh bade malik ko mat bataiyega .. warna woh bahaut gussa ho jayenge ..
mai - koi baat nahi kaka .. mai nahi batta raha .
mujhe dada ji wahan aate dikhe .
mai - achha kaka aap mujhe kuch der baad gao ki chauk pe milna ..
admi - kahe malik ..
mai - milna to app ..
phir dada ke aane pe mai bhi car ke pass aa gaya ..
dada ji - kya baat kar raha tha usse .
mai - woh bass puch raha tha ..kuch ..
dada ji - achha theek hai chal ..
phir mai or dadaji sath baith gaye or wapas haveli aa gaye .. mujhe dada ji pe bohot gussa aa raha tha .
mai - dada ji .. app aisehi kaise reh sakte ho ..
dada ji - dekh jatin yeh gao ki baat hai ... or waise bhi kal tak usko uski beti mill jayegi ..
abb yeh kya baat hui .. yeh mujhe issi gao ka raja banna rahe hain or bol rahe hain ki mai iss mamle se dur rahun . ajeeb baat hai nah . abb mera nature hi aisa hai ki jo mujhe kissi kaam ke liye mann kare mai wahi kaam karta hun . hahahahhhaahaa
TO BE CONTINUDE
