NAVI VIAHI NAAR (Part-1)
Asi ik bahut wadde mall ch c. Sunday hon karke Ale dwale loga da kaafi jhund Nazar aa reha c. Sabh apne kamm ch mast sn. Mere bilkul Samne thodi hi door char panj mundeya da tola khada c. Jo kaafi der toh mere Wal hi dekh reha c. Par mere gharwale ne fir vi mainu ikalli nu Subway toh sub leyaun layi ishaara kita. Oh thodi door hi ik bench te baithe c. Eh Subway uven da hi c jiven har mall ch banya hunda hai. Usde naal hi dominoz te McD vi c. Saamne baith ke khaan layi 10-15 kursian rakkhian hoyian c.
Main kashuye di chaal chaldi hoyi subway de Samne pahunchi. Hun mundeya wall Meri pitth ho gayi c. Main veg subway da order den lag payi. Mai apne pasand dia veggies and sauces pava ke uthe side te hoke kharh gayi. Tan achanak mere mobile di ring vajji. Mera gharwala mainu call kar reha c. Main chakkeya te kan nu lagaya.
" Maaza aa reha naaa?"
" Hehe." Main paani paani ho gayi c.
" Sare tole ne tere vadde lakk te nigah tikayio aa.."
Eh sunke mere jism da rom rom khada ho gaya. Mere kol na piche murke dekhan di himmat c na kuch phone te bolan di.
" Ki hoya ? imagine krn lagg payi ?" Mainu chup dekhke oh bole.
" Na na..oh tan just sunke thoda odd lgda naa." Mai Jo man ch aaya bol gayi.
" Odd kyu baby. Hun tere chitad hi 5-5 killo de a. Tan log dekhuge hi. "
" Haye rabba paap laggu. Eho jehe words na bolya kro. Kinni vaari mna kita hai baby." Main sharam naal laal laal ho gayi c. Chahe eh words sunke kujh ajeeb jeha feel hunda c. Ajeeb jive Maza vi aave te darr v lagge.
" Yaar Hun tan mahina ho challa Sade viah nu. Hun tan bol hi sakda na jaan.."
" Bilkul vi nahi. "
" Oh dekh subway wala v tere dudh di factory nu jhaak reha "
Eh sunke main Samne dekhya tan subway wala Munda mainu aawaz laga reha c. Mera order ready c. Mere gharwale de kehn mutabik us munde diya dono ankhan mere shaatiyan te c.
"Ok bye "
Main phone cut Kita te order frheya te paise deke vapis apni jagah te aa gayi.
Main dekhya tan oh tola ankhan paarh ke hale v mere wal dekh reha c. Main apne gharwale nu ishaara krke keha ki main aa Javan us kol Hun. Par usne hath maarke mna Kar ditta. Phir main chup karke apna sub-sandwich khaan lag payi. Main latt te latt rakh baithi hoyi c kyunki eh mere gharwale da hukum c " Jado vi baithna latt te latt rakh ke baithna ! Tere mote patt Sarya nu Nazar aane chahide aa." Hun vi main short kurta paaya c te thalle leggings. Kurta tan sara uppar chakk ho gaya c , te pattan di shape bilkul Saaf Nazar aa rahi c. Main kurte nu baar baar thalle khich rahi c is ummeed ch ki pattan nu thoda tan luko dva. Par Jado main dekhya ki ik shoti umar da Munda Jo apne mom-dad nal aaya lagda c , oh vi mere pattan wal dekh reha hai te Kade mere mooh Wal. Main kurte nu khichna band Kar ditta te apne poora dhyaan sub-sandwich ch laga leya.
Sade viah nu poora ik mahina ho challeya c. Mere gharwale da eh behavior koi navi gall nahin c. Viah de dujje din hi asi cinema hall ch picture dekhan gaye. Mere mna kran de bawjood unha ne mainu crop top pavaya. Mere layi apne nave husband samne crop top pana badi vaddi gall c. Kyunki Mai ghare punjabi suit hi paindi c.
Chalo main unha de kahe anusaar paa leya. Par gall ithe khatam nahi hoi. Fir keha ki tight blue jeans paa te top andar de ley tanki teri heavy back sabnu nazar aave. Main sunke darr gayi . Navi vehahi krke jhaka aaunda c iskrke kujh bol vi nahi paayi. Chalo khair main socheya shayad mera husband da vi apni vohti nu modern kapdeya ch dekhn da chah houga. Par mainu thoda ajeeb lag reha c tight kapdeya ch. Phir asi car te baithhke kol de hi cinema hall val tur paye.
" Mom-dad mere baare galat tan nahi sochuge?" Main car chalaundeya nu keha. Unha ne mere Wal dekhya tan mai baar baar apna crop top thalle nu khich rahi c. Unha mere wal dekh ke smile kiti te jawaab ditta.
" Main aisa koi kamm nahi kruga jisnal tainu koi vi galat samje.."
Oye rabba eh gall sunke mera rom-rom cheekh utheya. Siddha teer dil de aar paar ho gaya c. Jo vi mera darr c oh shoo mantar ho gaya. Unha di mitthi aawaz ne is navi viahi nu keel ke rakh ditta. Par mainu dil nu ik fikar khayi ja rehi c.
" Tuhanu jeans kuch jyada hi tight nahi lagdi?" Main pattan toh jeans nu khichan di koshish krdeya keha. Jisnu sunke unha nimma jeha hasseya te jawaab ditta " Kapde tight nahin sago teri figure tight aa "
Eh sunke main sharam naal laal ho gayi. Apne baare eh gallan Main pehla kadi nahi suniya c. Haan munde purpose krde c ya tareef krde c par Meri figure baare Kade kise ne mere mooh te nahi keha c.Chahe eh Mera gharwala keh reha c, par pehli baar sunke ajeeb jeha tan lagda hai naa. Main sharam naal mooh thalle kar leya. Mainu inj dekh ke unha fir ik ajehi gall kahi.
" Hun Meri wife di aini sohni figure aa, Lokan nu v pata lagna chahida."
Main nakli jeha hassa hassya par mainu pata nahi kyun eh gallan atpatian lagg rahian c. Mainu eh samaj nahi aayundi c kaun husband chahunda ki usdi wife nu koi galat nigah nal dekhe ? Kon chahuga ki koi usdi wife te line maare? Kaun apni newly wed wife nu dujje hi din tight kapdeya ch cinema dikhaan laike ayunda? Kite main galat bande nal viah tan nahin karva leya? Mainu kuch samaj nahi aa reha c. Sawaal bahut c par jawaab koi v nahi mil reha c. (To be continued)