Update 8
☆ Chapter : Shaitaani Awaaje ☆
Ab tak..............
yug : Ha main samajh sakta hu, bindu achi ladki hai, uska kabhi saath mat chhodna, i no usne haa nahi bola par jald bol degi uske aankhon mein tere liye pyaar saaf dikhta hai mujhe..........
yug : yaar tumne awaj suni
Kachuwa hakalate huye kahta hai..........
Kachuwa : H....su....suni
abhi darate huye kahata hai............
Abhi : yaar ye aw......aw.....awaaj to uper wale kamre se aa rahi hai jahaan par yakshini kaid hai............
Ab Aage..........
Kachuwa bhi darte huye kahta hai.......
Kachuwa : kahi mere gair haajari mai tum dono ne wo Darwaja khol to nahi diya....?
yug aur abhi kachuwe ki baat ka kuch jawab nahi de rahe thye wah dono ek dusare ki taraf ghur ghur ke dekh rahe thye
kachua darte huye kahta hai........
Kachuwa : kya hua tum ye ek dusare ki surat kiyu dekh rahe ho, meri baat ka kuch jawaab kiyu nahi de rahe ho, batao na kahin tumne yakshini jis kamre mai kaid hai use khol to nahi diya......?
abhi hichakichate huye kahta hai........
Abhi : yaar kachuwe baat yah hai ki galti se wo Darwaja ham dono se khul gaya
jaise hi abhi yah baat bolata hai kachuwa hakalaate huye kahta hai.........
Kachuwa : k.....k...k......kyaaaaa kha galti se ise tum galti kahte ho, tumhe pata tha na ki us kamre mai yakshini kaid hai phir bhi tumne us kamre ko khol diya aakhir kiyu....?
yug pahle kachuwe ke chehare ka dar dekhta hai phir abhi ko dekhkar hansne lag jaata hai abhi bhi yug ko dekhkar hasne
lag jaata hai
Kachuwa : kya hua, tum dono hans kiyu rahe ho yahan ham itani badi musibat mai hai aur tum dono hans rahe ho....?
Yug hanste huye kahta hai........
Yug : hase nahi to kya kare, ye abhi tujhe bewkuf bana raha tha aur tu bewkuf ban gaya hahaha
Kachuwa muh phaadate huye kahta hai.....
Kachuwa : matlab........?
Yug: matlab yah ki Darwaja khat khatane ki awaaj uper wale kamre se nahi balki saamne waale Darwaaje se aa rahi hai wo dekh
yug ne apni haath se Darwaaje ki or ishaara karte huye kaha
Kachuwa saamne wale Darwaaje ko dekhate huye kahta hai........
Kachuwa : tumne to mujhe dara hu diya tha yaar, aisa bhala koi majaak karta hai kya, meri to jaan hi nikal gayi thi
abhi hanste huye kahta hai........
Abhi: jaan to teri kachuwe tab nikalegi jab yakshini hakikt mai baahar aayegi, chal ab jaldi ja aur Darwaja khol
Kachuwa : Na baba na, mai to Darwaaja nahi kholane wala, pata nahi kon aaya hoga itani raat mai uper se ye light bhi nahi hai
Abhi apni jagah se uthate huye kahta hai.....
Abhi : tu na darapok ka darapok hi rahega, lagta hai mujhe hi Darwaaja kholana padega
abhi : Darwaaje ke paas jaata hai aur jhat se Darwaaja khol deta hai jab Darwaaja khulta hai to wo dekhta hai ki Darwaaje ke baahar kayar khada hua tha jo puri tarah paani se bhig chuka tha, usake haath mai ek polithin thi jismai kuch rakha hua tha
kayar gussa karte huye kahta hai........
Kayar : ye kya, tune itana time kiyu laga diya Darwaaja kholane mai mai kab se baahar khada hokar Darwaaja khat khata raha hu
abhi kaayar ke kothi ke andar aate huye wapas se Darwaaja lagate hue kahta hai..........
Abhi : yaar kuch nhi ye sab bas kachuwe ke kaaran hua hai
Kachuwa kayar ko dekhkar khush ho jaata hai aur karata hai.........
Kachuwa : kayar tu aa gaya, mujhe to laga tha tu nahi aane wala
Kayar : are aise kaise nhi aaunga aakhir kayar ko koi baarish rok sakati hai kya, wo kya sher tha haan yaad aaya hai...........
"Khwaahish ki ab koi Khwaahish nhi...........
Rula de mujhe ab aesi koi baarish nhi.........
Ab uske angane mai aese barasana baadal..........
kisi ke saath kare wo koi ranjish nhi"...........
abhi daad dete huye kahta hai.............
Abhi : Waah waah
yug kayar ko dekhte huye kahta hai........
Yug: are tere kapde to purin tarah bhig gaye hai agar aesi hi haalat mai raha to tujhe sardi ho jayegi, ek kaam kar mere bag mai kapde pade hai use pahan le
Kayar : are nhi yug kuch nahi hota, mai ghar par jaakar change kar lunga
Yug: har par jaakar kaise karega aaj tum tino mai se koinkahi nhi jayega sab yahi par rukenge, itane dino baad mile hai yaar bachapan ki baate karenge, yaade taaja karenge
abhi yug ka saath dete huye kahta hai........
Abhi : haan yug thik kah raha hai, aaj raat yahi par rukate hai
Kayar khush hote huye kahta hai........
mujhe to pahle hi pata tha ki aisa kuch ho sakta hai isaliye mai pahle hi saara intajaam karke aaya tha
abhi hairaninke saath kahta hai.........
Abhi : saara intajaam karke aaya hoon matlab.....?
kayar apni haath ki polithin abhi ko dete huye kahta hai.........
Kayar : ye dekh jab abhi us polithin ko kholta hai to dekhta hai ki us polithin ke andar khaane ke chaar-paanch paiket the aur do whiskey, do bisleri paani ki botal bhi thi
abhi : ye kahaa se laaya.....?
kayar abhi ke sawal ka jawaab dete huye kahta hai..........
Kayar : are iske hi kaaran to aane mai der ho gayi waise khana bindu ke haath ka hai usne yug ke liye bheja hai, tumhe to pata hi hai bachpan se hi bindu yug ki kitani phikr karti hai
Bindu ka naam aate hi yug ko aaj din mai bindu ki matkti gaand nazar yaad aane lag jaati hai........
Yug : ( man mai ) Abe yrr ye Bindu ki gaand kiyu mere dimag mai aarhi hai wo meri friend hai mai kese use aese nazaro se dekh or soch sakta hu
Kachuwa udaas hote huye kahta hai.....
Kachuwa : yaar kya bindu ne bas yug ke liye hi khaana bheja hai hamaare liye nhi bheja......?
Kayar : are kachuwe bindu ko pata tha ham tino bhi uske saath hai isliye usne hamare liye bhi khaana bheja hai phir maine socha yadi sirf khaana hi khaayenge to maja nhi aayega isaliye phir maine gala gila karne ka saaman bhi kharid liya
Yug : Ab ye gala gila karne ka saaman matlab........?
Kayar : matlab whiskey yaar
yug mana karate hue kahta hai.......
Yug: yaar mai whiskey nhi pita
kayar badi-badi aankhe karte huye kahta hai........
Kayar : kya baat kar raha hai, sahar mai rahkar tu nhi pita hai
Yug: nhi yaar jaruri thodi hai jo sahar mai rahta hoga wo pita hi hoga sirf whiskey kya mai kuch nahi pita aur na hi cigarette,paan gutaka kuch khata hu, isase sehat ko asar padta hai
Kachuwa bich mai hi yug ko tokate huye kahta hai.........
Kachuwa : O gyaani baba, tu nhi pita to mat pi hame gyaan mat de samjha, hame pata hai hamari sehat ke liye kya achcha hai, tere hisse ki mai pi lunga thik us tarah jis tarah maine kayar ke hisse ki jhaadu lagai hai
kachuwe ki baat sunkar sab hansane lagte hai
abhi kayar se kahta hai.........
Abhi : kayar ja jaakar tu change kar, le light to pata nhi kab tak aayegi, uske aane ka intajaar nhi kar sakte
kayar : yaar light aaj shaayad hi aye, gao mai bahut bada short-sarkit hua hai aur sunane mai aaya hai aaj raat tufaan aane waala hai joro se baarish hogi, aisi baarish jo saalo se nhi ho
Kachua hairaani ke saath kahata hai......
Kachuwa : kya baat kar raha hai yaar
Kayar : H yaar sach
Kachuwa darate huye kahta hai........
Kachuwa : yug aur abhi tum dono grevyaard kothi ke saare khidaki or Darwaaje band kar do pata nhi kab kya ho jaye, itani mehant se safaai ki hai agar kachara andar aa gaya to phir se safaai karni padegi
Abhi kachuwe ko taana maarte huye kahta hai........
Abhi : H ham dono saare khidaki Darwaje band kar de aur tu yaha maje se aaraam tu farma hai naa
Kachuwa : are nhi yaar, tumhe to pata hi hai andhere se mujhe kitna dar lagta hai agar tum kaam kar loge to kya ho jayega
yug apni jagah se uthate huye kahta hai.....
Yug : Abhi ham dono ko hi sab khidaki Darwaaje band karna padega, tujhe to pata hi hai isaki aadat isse kuch nahi hone wala
raat ke das baj rahe they aur baahar joro se baarish ho rahi thi light abhi tak nhi aai thi par laimp waale jhumar ko uski jagah par laga diya gaya tha jhumar ke andar ke saare laimp ko jala diya gaya tha jis kaaran kothi mai halki-halki pili roshani chaaro tarf phaili hui thi usi laimp waale jhumar ke niche Yug,Abhi,Kachuwa aur kayar khaane aur pine ka saman lekar baithye huye thye kayar ne kapde change kar liye thye
Kachuwa khaane ki polithin dekhate huye kahta hai..........
Kachuwa : jaldi opan kar bhai ab sabr nhi hota, bahut tej bhookh lagi hai
kayar khaane ke dabbe polithin ke andar se nikaalate huye kahta hai........
Kayar : nikaal raha hu yaar sabr to kar thoda
kaayar polithin ke andar se khaane ke chaar-paanch dabbe nikaalata hai jaise hi kaayar pahale dabbe par se dhakkan uthaata hai khaane ki mahak chaaro tarf phail jaati hai
yug khaane ki khushbu sunghate huye kahta hai........
Yug: waah yaar khushbu to bahut achchi aa rahi hai
kayar : achchi kiyu nhi aaygi aakhir meri bindu ne jo banaya hai
Kachuwa : ( man mai ) H h khushbu to aayegi hi bindu nai jo banaya hai agr kayar mera dost naa hota to bindu ko pata kar uski saari khushbu sungh leta......
Hhuhhhh...........Aahhhhhhhhhhhh
Yug : wese ye hai kya, bangalore mai to aisa khaana nhi milata
Kayar : bangalore mai ye kaise milega ye to meghaalay ki famous dish hai na ise jaadho kahate hai
Yug: jaadho matalab...?
Kayar : jaadho jo hota hai na ye ek prakaar se laal chawal hota hai jo pork, chikan ya machli ke saath pakaya jaata hai bindu ne ise chikan ke saath pakaya hai ise banane ke liye pahle hari mirch, pyaaj, adrak, haldi, kaali mirch aur tej patto ka pest banaya jaata hai jiske baad maans ke chhote-chhote tukado ke saath tala jaata hai baad mai ismai laal chawl yaani jaadho milakr pakaya jaata hai
kayar ki saari baat sunne ke baad Kachuwa haste huye kahta hai......
Kachuwa : dekh raha hai na yug bindu ke saath rahne ka asar bande ko yah tak pata chal gaya ki jaadho banaya kaise jaata hai, waise shaadi ke baad ek dam perfect pati banega tu, tu na shaayar se baawarchi ban ja sahi rahega tere liye hahaha
kayar kachhue ki baat ka kuch jawaab nahi deta Kyuki use pata tha jawaab dena bekar hai
Kayar dusre dabbe mai se dhakan hatate huye kahta hai..........
Kayar : ye doh-naiong hai ise bahut hi laajwab tarike se pakaya jaata hai ismai fried pork ko chawal aur gaadhi grewi saath banaya jaata hai aur jo ke saath parosa jaata hai, kaala til is dis ki jaan hoti hai jo ismai anutha swaad deta hai
kayar jaise hi tisara dabba kholata hai yug use tokate hue kahata hai........
Yug: ye nakhmbitchi hai ye ek special soup hai jise bhojan se pahle liya jaata hai aksar ise mehamano ko parosa jaata hai nakham sukhi machali hoti hai jise suraj ki dhup mai sukhaya jaata hai soup banane ke liye ise pahle talkar aur phir paani mai ubaala jaata hai sukhi machli ko ubaalne ke baad ise testi banane ke liye ise bahut saari mirch aur kaali mirch ke saath pakaya jaata hai
kayar khush hote huye kahta hai........
Kayar : H bilkul shi kaha tune par tujhe kaise pata is dish ke baare mai, pahle kabhi khai hai kya...?
yug gusse se kahta hai........
Yug: bachpan mai mom aksar yah dish mujhe khilaya karti thi
Kayar yug ke kandho par haath rakhte huye kahta hai.........
Kayar : to yaar itane gusse se kyon bol raha hai jara pyaar se bol machli ka kaata phas gaya kya
itna khakar kayar hansne lag jaata hai
jab kayar sabhi khaane ke dibbo par ke dhakan hata deta hai to abhi hairaani ke
saath kahta hai.........
Abhi : ye kya tu to sab kuch nonveg laaya hai
Kayar : h to kya hua tu nonveg nahi khata kya par bachpan mai to bade shauk se khaaya karata tha
Abhi: yaar baat vo nahi hai, baat yah hai ki maine padha hai ki jis jagah shaitaani aatma ka waas hota hai waha par maans nahi khaana chaahiye warna waha ki aatma ki bhookh badh jaati hai wo aawaaje lagane lag jaate hai aur tujhe pata hai na uper waale kamre mai yakshini kaid hai
kayar chidhate huye kahta hai.......
Kayar : yaar abhimanyu tu phir shuru ho gaya, maana tu paranormal expert hai par teri ye paranormal Activity har jagh mat laaya kar samjha
Abhi : yaar mai majak nahi kar raha sach mai
Kachuwa kayar aur abhi ko bich mai hi tokate huye kahta hai.......
Kachuwa : bas karo yaar, tum dono mujhe chain se khaana to khaane do aur khaane ke wqkt yakshini ki baate mat karo samajhe..........
Kachuwa whiskey ki botal apne haath mai lete huye kahta hai........
Kachuwa : bas ek baar ye whiskey mere andar utarne do phir dekhna andar ka saara dar baahar hoga
sab log khana khana shuru kar dete hai Kachuwa khana khane ke saath whiskey ke paig bhi pite ja raha tha aur abhi khaana kam, pi jyaada raha tha uske ek haath mai whiskey ka gilaas
tha to dusare haath mai cigarette jiske wo lambe-lambe kash lagaye ja raha tha
Abhi : ( man mai ) waah khana kha kar maza aagya kiya sawadis khana tha bindu ke haatho ka jab bindu ke haatho ka khana itna sawadis hai to uski chut ki sawad to lajawab hogi Haiiiiiiiiiiiii
raat ke tin ( 3 : am ) baj rahe the. jyada sharab pine ki wajh se abhi Kachuwa aur kayar jamin par hi so gaye thye yug bhinunke paas hi rakhe sofe ke uper so raha tha. yug so hi raha tha ki tabhi use ek sapna aata hai ²²sĺus sapne mai wo dekhta hai ki uske papa aur wo bangalore ke Eksilensh boarding school ke Darwaje ke saamne khade huye thye ye wahi din tha jab yug ne aakhiri baar apne pita ko dekha tha is wqkt yug chhathwi class mai tha aur yug ke pita use boarding school mai chodane aaye thye yug ke pita ki aankho mai nami saaf dikh rahi thi yug ke pita pero ke bal baithe huye yug se kahta hai.......
Yug father : beta mujhe pata hai abhi tumhari umr bahut kam hai par mere paas isake alaawa aur koi raasta nahi hai, tum mujhe kabhi galat mat samjhna, ye feshala mera nahi tumhari maa ka hai aur beta tum to jaante ho na ki tumhari maa ke aage kisi ki nhi chalati wah kitani jiddi hai apni baat mana kar hi maanati hai
yug rote huye kahta hai........
Yug : papa, mom aisa kiyu kar rahi hai wo mujhe aapse dur kiyu nkar rahi hai, mai aapke saath rahna chahata hu papa
Yug father : rahna to mai bhi tumhare saath chahta hu beta par mai apne haalato ke aage majbur hu pata nhi tumhari maa tumhe boarding school kiyu bhej rahi hai, meri to samjh nhi aata ki ek maa itani nirdayi kaise ho sakti hai, tumhari maa ke andar jara si bhi mamta nhi hai beta mujhse bahut badi galti ho gyi jo maine tumhari maa se shadi Kari
Yug : par papa mom to mujhse bahut pyaar karti hai na
Yug father : agar beta tumhari maa tumse pyaar karti to wo tumhe yaha par nhi bhejati, wo bas dikhawa karti hai tumhare saamne achcha banne ka par asal mai wo aisi aurat nahi hai
Itna kahkar yug ke pita apni jagah par khade ho jaate hai yug phir rote huye kahta hai........
Yug : papa mujhe akele chhod ke mat jaiye mai yaha par nhi rah paunga
Yug father : ab yahi tumhari duniya hai beta aur tum ghabrao mat vaardan or tumhari aunty ko maine apna number de diya hai tumhe jab bhi meri yaad aaye to unhai call lagane bol diya karna
Yug: nahi papa aap mat jaiye, rook jaiye mujhe dar lag raha hai
Yug father : daro mat beta, yaha par tumhe naye dost milenge yaha se tumhara ek naya safar shuru hoga
yug apne pita ki ungali pakdte huye kahta hai......
Yug : nhi papa mai aapke aur mom ke bina nahi rah paunga, mujhe bhi apne saath le jaiye, mai ab masti bhi nhi karunga aap ki aur mom ki saari baat maanunga, pakka, promis
yug ke pita yug ke haath se apna haath chudate huye kahte hai.........
Yug father : tumhe akele rahna sikhna padega beta, ho sake to mujhe maaf kar dena beta mai tumhe apne se dur hone se nhi rok paya, mai tumhari maa ki zid ke samane haar gaya mai achcha pita nhi hu
Yug : Nhi papa, aap bahut achche papa hai bas maa hi kharab hai mai unhe kbhi maaf nhi karunga
yug ke pita apne aankho ke aansu pochte huye kahte hai........
Yug father : train ke liye der ho rahi hai beta, ab mujhe jaana padega
Yug dahaade maar-maar ke rone lag jaata hai aur kahta hai.........
Yug: nhi papa, aap mat jaiye, rook jaiye
yug ke baar-baar kahane par bhi uske pita nahi rukate hai aur boarding school ke Darwaaje ke baahar nikal jaate hai yug unhe apne se door hote huye dekh raha tha aur baar-baar rote huye bas ek hi baat dohraye jaa raha tha..........
Yug : ruk jaiye papa mat jaiye.........ruk jaiye papa mat jaiye
Ruk jaiye papa mat jaiye ruk jaiye kahte huye hi yug apne sapne mai se bahar aa jaata aur uski nind khul jaati hai jab wo apni aankhe kholta hai to dekhta hai ki kayar, Kachuwa aur abhi abhi bhi ghode bechkar so rahe they pyaas ke kaarn yug ka gala sukh gaya tha yug jamin par rakhi bisleri ki botal uthaata hai aur paani pine lag jaata hai
Abhi yug ne bas ek ghunt hi paani piya tha ki tabhi use ek aadami ki awaj sunai deti hai
Aadmi : yug beta, o yug beta
yug yah awaaj sunakr shock ho jaata hai aur sochne lagta hai..........
Yug: ( man mai ) ye awaaj kiski hai, haweli mai to ham bas chaar hi log hai aur ye tino to so rahe hai, phir ye awaaj kiski thi, kahi mere kaan to nahi baj rahe
phir aadmi ki awaaj sunai deti hai......
Aadmi : yug beta, o yug beta
yug khud se kahta hai.............
Yug : ( man mai ) nahi......nahi mere kaan nahi baj rahe sach mai awaaj aa rahi hai aur ye awaaj to kuch jaani pahchani lag rahi hai....haan ye awaaj to papa ki hai, mere papa ki......?.
Ab Aage............
☆ Chapter : Wo Azaad ho gyi ☆
Yug : mai mukti dilwaunga papa aap fikar mat kijiye mai abhi ye sab hata deta hu
yyug Darwaaje par lage taabij ko hatane ke liye pane haat aage badhane lag jata hai.......
Abhi : Ye....ye...ye.....tune kya kiya Yug, tujhe jara bhi andaja hai ab kya anrath hoga..........
yug : k...k...kon....?
Aurat : Mai "Yakshini" Teri Mout..........
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