Update 7
Ab apna confidence level 100 le paar tha, kal tak jo fattu tha, woh khatam, shyam ko chachi khana bana rahi thi, aur hum dono drawing room main baithe TV serial dekh rahe the, woh alag side wale sofe pe baithi thi, ab mera josh to hosh se bahar tha hi, maine ishaare se jis sofe pe baitha tha, wahan hath marke paas bulaya, woh bhi jaise ready thi ki aaj kuch hone wala hai, uth ke mere paas aake baith gyi aur mere ko dekhne lag gyi
Me- ek baat bolni thi mere ko
- “खत का मजमून भांप लेते हैं लिफाफा देख कर"
Me usko dekta raha, maine sharmake muh neeche ka kar liya, fir mene usko dekha aur kha
Me - Aap bhut khubsurat ho
Woh muskura kar boli
- malum hai
- aur ?
Me - yeh baat thi, bas
- nahi, yeh baat nhi thi, woh bolo jo bolne wale the, jis baat ke liye mere ko yaha bulaya hai
Me - nahi yehi baat thi, bas aur koi baat nahi hai
- acha ji, ab jhut bhi bolne lage ho
Me - nahi aisa kuch nahi hai
- to fir bolo ya main wapis jaunga
Me - baithi raho na
- to bola na, usne muskarate howe mere baat khatam hone se pehle kha
Maine chup rahne hi behter samjha, ab kya bolta, sala abhi abhi jo confidence full tha woh ekdum zero hogya
- bolte ho ya main jau ?
Me - are kyu torture kar rahi ho, kuch baat nhi thi
- main ja rahi ho, yeh keh ke woh uthne lagi
Me - please mat jau, yaar aisa kyu kar rahi ho
- rokna hai to bolna to padega, usne simply bola
Me - acha bolta hu
Woh meri aur dekh rahi thi, bilkul paas se, uske aakhen maine jhakete howe mere ko fir wohi ehsaas howa ki iski aakhon main ek alag se kasish thi, gehrai thi, me kho sa gya uski aankhon ke under
- bola na, usne fir pyaar se dheere se kha
Me wapis aakhon se nikal ke uske chera ko dekhne laga aur himmat juta ke bola
Me - mere ko aap ne achi lagti ho
- bas sirf achi
Me - nhi mera matlab hai, bhut achi
- bas bhut achi ?
Yaar main nervous howe ja raha tha, hathon maine pasina aane lga,
Me - sabse achi
- acha ji, aur sabse achi kyu lagti hu
Me - aap bhut sundar ho isliye, bhut hi khubsurat
- woh to main hu
Ab normally aap kisi ki tarif karo to woh sharmajati hai,yahan main sharmarha tha, aur dar bhi lag raha tha, ki kuch galat na ho jaye
Fir woh mere aur jhuki aur mere kan ke pas apne hooth lake dheere se boli
- kahi janab ko pyaar to nhi hogya hai
Mene sir hilaya aur hame bhar di aur neeche dekte howe bola
Me - haa shyad hogya hai
- shyad ? Ya pakka ?
Me - pakka
Fir mere kan ke paas aake dusari bar dheere se kha
- ये इश्क़ नहीं आसाँ इतना ही समझ लीजे
इक आग का दरिया है और डूब के जाना है
Jab maine uski aur dekha woh muskura rahi thi
Me - kya ?
- itna aasaan bhi nahi hai, jitna tum samjhte ho
Me - kya ?
- Ishq
Me - kyu ?
- इक आग का दरिया है और डूब के जाना है
- hai himmat?
Me - thi thabi to bola diya
Woh khilkhila ke hasi aur fir deere se boli
- bola nhi, bulwaya gya
Me - haa, chalo bulwaya gya, ya bola ek hi baat hai
- na na na, woh fir hasne lagi - ek baat kaise howi
Me - acha jo bhi hai, aap jeete, maine aage bad ke uska haath tham liya aur usko dekhne laga
Usne hath wapis nahi keecha, mene neeche dekha to uski gori gori soft ungliya mere ungaliyon me fasi howi thi, dono ek dusre ko jakd rahi thi
Fir thoda juki mere kan ke paas aake boli
- doobna hai ?
Me - pakka 100% me wapis nhi jane wala
- soch lo kimmat de pauge ?
Me - jaaan se jyada kya hogi ? Ab mera confidence level fir full hogya, ab main rukne wala nhi tha, har jang ladne ko taiyar tha main
- acha ji, utarna hai dariya main?
Me - Haa dariya par kardunga
- aag ka dariya, usne fir yaad dilaya
Me - Hmm aag ka dariya
Woh uthne ko howi aur khadi hoke ek baar fir mere kan ke paas hooth lake boli
- chalo dekte hai kitna junoon hai aap main
Aur mud ke bahar kitchen me chali gyi, mene charo aur dekha, TV serial chal raha tha, aur ab main akela tha
Fir chachi ne dinner ke liye bulaya aur main uth ke table par chala gya, woh chup thi, sir neeche karke khana kha rahi thi, chachi bhi chup thi, maine bhi khana khaya aur seeda apne room main chal gya
Agle din chachi ne subah hi bol diya ki apan jaldi mummy ko chod ke gurgaon main kuch shopping karni hai, maine bola thek hai
Karib 11 baje hum teen i10 main the, chachi aage mere sath aur uski mummy peeche, maine fir rear view mirror me unko dekh rha tha tabhi woh boli
- aaj kuch hone wala hai
Chachi turant mere taraf mudi, Deepu dheere chal, kuch accident na hi jaye
Me - are chachi shub shub bolo, accident kyu hone wala hoga, maine ek speed pe to chal raha hu
Chachi - nahi Deepu dheere kar le, please
Me - kya hogaya aap ko, itna kyu dar rahi ho
Chachi ne koi jawab nhi diya, fir mene rear view mirror me usko dekha, woh muskura rahi thi
Mere ko samajh nhi aaya kya hone wala hai, chachi kyu suddenly nervous hogyi, main na ek puzzle ko solve karna shuru karta hu, to dusra aa jata hai, complicated life hogyi thi meri,
Me - chachi aap relax ho jaao na
Chachi - tu dheere chal bas, wohi bhut hai
Mene car ko 40 pe kardiya, chachi thoda relax hogayi aur mere taraf mud ke smile ke sath boli
- thanks Deepu, kitna acha hai tu, mere har baat Manta hai
Me - kyu nhi manunga, mere aur kon hai
Chachi ne pyaar se mere kandhe aur sir pe hath fera aur apana hath mere kandhe pe rahne diya
Fir unka gaon aa gya aur hum ghar khol ke dono bags under le gaye, chachi car se doodh, aur chach ki bottles leke aagyi fir dono kitchen main chai banane lag gaye
Chai leke bahar gyi aur ek cup mere ko diya
Me - main chai nhi peeta
Chachi - phele dek to le, coffee hai, mummy ke paas padi hai
Me - acha sorry
Fir hum pine lag gye, thodi der baad chachi boli
Mummy hum chalte hai, Gurgaon bhi jana hai
- haa jao tum ab
Chachi chabi leke ghar se bahar nikal rahi thi aur maine unke paas se gujar raha tha, to mera haath pakad liya, main ruk gya
Fir maine jor se chachi ko aawaj di - maine ek minute main aata hu chachi
Aur idhaar mera mood bahut romantic ho raha tha, main mere darling ke sat ke khada tha, bilkul paas, na woh peeche howi na main
Mene bina der kare dono hathon se uski kamar pakad li, usne jhat uper mere taraf dekha par peeche nhi hati
- ek baat bolni thi
Me bhi muskura ke bola - acha ji ab aapko bhi baatein bolni hai, phele to sirf hum hi bolte the, chalo bolo kya bolna hai
Ab mere ko laga ki yeh bolegi I miss you and I can't liye without you wagera wagera aur maine isko daba ke pappi de dunga aur chuchiyan daba lunga
- Mahabharat padi hai?
Me suddenly off track ke question se confuse hogya, yeh romantic episode main Mahabharat kaha se aagyi? Yeh kya locha hai ?
Me - haa padi hai, lekin abhi kyu puch rahi ho ?
- usme karan pandevon ka bhai tha na ? Par yudh maine Arjun ka kon tha
Me - Dushman tha yudh main to
- haa sahi baat, aur uska vad kaise howa ?
Me - uska rath kichad me fas gya tha, woh rath se utar ke paiye ko dhakka de raha tha tab Krishan ke kehne par Arjun ne uska vad kiya
- kya Arjun ne sahi kiya, woh to nihatta tha ?
Me - dusham bhi to tha, Arjun ne sahi kiya
- bas yehi batna tha aapko
Me - yeh to janta tha na
- dhyan se suno ji main keh rahi hu, kabhi bhi apne dusman pe dya mat karna, aapne chod diya to woh aap ko nhi chodega, vad kardena turant, aur apne lakshya ko hasil karne ke liye jitno ko bhi rodhna padega rodh dena, aur aakri seekh Mahabharat ki, samah ki anusar sach ya jhut bolna, aswathama yaad hai na ?
Me - Haa yaad hai, Yudhisthira ne jhoot bola tha
- bas yehi kehna tha, teen baton ko gath band lena, dushman ko kabhi jinda mat chodna
Me - thek hai promise, waise mere koi dushman nahi hai, bhabhi ke alawa he he he
- abhi aapki jindagi bhi kya hui hai
Me - acha ek baat main puchna chata tha
- kya ?
Me - merko aapka naam hi nhi malum, chachi ki mummy hi bolna padta hai
- ho to aapki chachi ki mummy
Me - nahi mere ko aap apna naam batao
- kya hoga us se? Chachi ke samne to bol nhi sakoge na aap
Me - akele me bolunga na, aur maine aakh mardi
Woh muskura di
- chachi sahi kehti hai, badmashi koot koot ke bhari hai
Me - woh to hai, mene halke me apne taraf khecha kamar pakad ke
Woh nagin ki tarah ek pal main ghoom ke meri giraft se nikal gayi aur mera hath pakad ke bahar jane lagi
Me - ruko naam to batao na
- chachi se puch lena
Me - yeh kya baat howi? Aapka naam chachi se kyu puchu, aisa kaise puch sakta hu?
Hum dono car ke paas aagye the, mene car ka darwaza khola aur bahut maausee se baithne ke liye jukha
Woh mere bilkul paas thi, usne mere kan ke paas apne hooth rak ke dheere se kha - sarabjeet
Maine car ka door fir band kiya aur usne fir paas aake chachi se samne bola - jo mene kha yaad rakhna aur fir woh car se door hogyi
Mene hami main sir hilaya aur car start kardi, ek baar haath nikal ke tata kiya aur hum sher ki aur chal diye
Thodi der baad chachi ne pucha - Deepu, mummy kya bol rahi thi?
Me - kab ?
Chachi - tu late aya na bahar, tab
Me - acha woh, mummy ji mere ko Mahabharat ki bare main puch rahi thi, ki kabhi padi hai, mene kha haa, to kuch points puchne lag gyi
Chachi - Haa teacher hai na, aadat kahan chhutti hai, ghar main bhi wohi style, sabki class laga do
Me - waise acha howa na mere ko Mahabharat ati thi, nahi to murga bna deti mummy he he he
Chachi - he he he
