Meri family choti hai, Papa hain SBI me Branch Manager, yahi Delhi main posted, Mummy housewife hai, Gurgaon me hum rahte hain
Ek bada bhai hai, woh bhi SBI me PO laga howa hai, married hai, bhabi Meerut se hai, dikne me achi hai, height hai, features hain aur work from home karti hai, tech company ka
Koi sister nahi hai, yehi family hai, meri schooling DPS me howi thi, ab college join kiya hai, school me jyada friends nahi the, me waise be kam bolta hu, class ki do ladkiyan thi, jinko mere se friendship thi
Ek thi Shefali, uske Papa mere Papa ke friend the, to chote time se hi Ghar ana jana tha, uske Papa Delhi High Court ke nami Vakil the, Shefali ke bade bhai ko bhi unhone vakil banaya, dono baap bete sath practice karte the
Shefali basically bahut badmash thi school me, maa to mar gi thi uski, ghar pe koi control nahi karta tha, school me sab se ladna aur be matlab ne pange lena uska favourite pastime tha
School me kuch bhi ulta seedha ho, soi hamesha Shefali pe ja ke rukti thi, fir principal uske ghar phone karti, to bhaiya hi aate the Bhajan sunne
Woh bhut samjhate lekin madam koi bilkul fark nahi padta tha, bhut bindas thi, average student alag thi, koi future me kuch banne ka koi bhi chance zero ke barabar tha
Dusri ladki jo Shefali ki best friend thi, aur mere bhi, wohi chutiya reason iska bhi tha, unke Papa AIIMS me bhut achi post pe the, mere Papa ke bhut ache friend the, bachpan se, uski Mummy ek private hospital me admistrative post pe hain, shyad Head of HR, dono doctor hai, uske Papa ke paas dono hathon se paise aata tha, to mere Papa se hi guidance lete the, phele FDR banate the, takreban har mahine, fir Papa me unko SBI Mutual Funds me invest karwaya, dekho FDR pe returns aj kal Kum hi milte hai, na ke barabar, aur SIP bhi khulwa di, plots to the hi unke paas Gurgaon,Noida aur Faridabad me
Do betiyan thi, badi wali Deepika, jo mere class me thi, outstanding student, chapter ek din phele hi Ghar se pad ke ana, jab class teacher koi new chapter ke end main revision karti to bas Deepika hi jawab deti, baki class chutiyon ki tarah chup rahti, aur woh class topper to thi hi, Class 1 se
Me yeh phele bata du, me bhi average student tha, 59.6 aye the 10th main, bhenchod pata nahi konsa ek question rha gya tha, nahi to mere bhi First Division aati, mere bhaiya ki tarah, khair, mera naam Deependra Alawat hai, batana bhul gaya, yahan sab shur me hi, naam aur lund size bta dete hai, 9 se 10 se 11 inch, yaha bhi apko disappointment hi hogi, aisa kuch nahi hai mere paas, mere height thek hai 6 feet bas, aur pappu hoga 7.5 ka bas
Ab school time me matlab 8th class ke aaspaas mere ko realise howa ki Deepika ko mere se pyar hogaya, mera bhut khayal rakhti hai, mere ghar aake homework karti thi, ghar pass pass the, lekin baad me mene notice kiya ki apna homework likh ke, mere handwriting me mera bhi likh deti thi, lunch sirf mere sath karti thi, agar me busy howa lunch break me, to madam tiffin apna wapis le jati thi,
yeh baat Shefali ne batayi mere ko, ki pagal to PT sir ke kaam me lunch me busy rahta hai, teri biwi bhuki rahti hai
Kon biwi, me nikar phena howa, class desk pe paas kade hoke usko puch rha tha
Deepika
Lekin kyu
Tu puch le, teri biwi hai, meri thodi hai
Main Deepika ke desk pe gaya, woh kuch likh rahi thi
Deepika tune lunch liya
Bhook nahi hai
Shefali bol rahi thi tune meri wajah se nahi kiya
Yaar kya hai yeh Deepika, tu mere homework bhi kar deti hai, mere bagair khana nhi khati ?
Are chomu yeh pyaar hai - pheche se Shefali boli
Aur pass ke desk pe fudak ke baith gayi, apni dono tange hilate howe
Mene usko najar andaz kare ke Deepika ko bola
Chal tiffin nikal, khana khate hai, aur me mera tiffin lene gya
Deepika kush hogi, aur jhat se apna tiffin bahar nikala, aur khol ke set karne lagi
Me uski bench pe uske sath baith ke phele gasa uske tiffin se leke khana shur kiya
Shefali ne bhi latak ke uske tiffin me se apple slices utha ke khane lagi
Wah kya apple hai, dulhla duhlan khana Khao, aur hum barati apple khate hain
Ab us pagal ko kon chup karye
Aisa school time nikalta gya
Me kabhi Deepika ke ghar nahi gya, haa Shefali ke ghar jata tha, uske bhaiya hum se do class bade the, aur school me mere bhaiya aur uske bhaiya ek hi class me the, to humari tekdi ko full protection tha kisi bhi group se
Deepika ke parents dono doctor the to obviously Deepika se umeed to sab ko thi, lekin unke ghar me ek problem thi, Neeta, unki choti bete, woh mummy aur papa ke ladli thi, ek normal ladli hota hai, aur ek extra super ladli, to dono usko doctor banana chahte the, Deepika to ban hi jati, isko ek tarah se sideline karke, dono parents usko PMT ke liye choti class se parallel coaching karte the
Deepika mere close rahti thi, mere ko bhi yeh dikta tha, Shefali bhi batati thi, to main bhi usko special care deta tha, special care ka yaha matlab woh nhi hai ki chaddi khol ke .....
Special care matlab sath luch karta tha, baten karte the, school bus me saath rahta tha
Woh kabhi late hojati to Shefali merko punchti
Teri biwi nhi ayi kya
Fir hum usko dundhte aur sath leke bus se ghar aate
Deepika bhut kam bolti thi, uske hisse ki baatein Shefali puri kar deti thi, bak bak non stop, har topic pe, ek din boli me electrician banungi
Ab batao bhenchod, tu engine driver ban ja
Nahi main electrician hi banana hai
Kyu
Meri marzi
Aise pagal crack se kon shadi karega
Khair koi chutiya hoga
Bhagwan sab pe mehairban hota hi hai
Baarish sab jagah hoti hi hai
Is bandar ko bhi koi milega