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Preeti or simran ka baat krne ka trika gajab h yr
Update 117


Preeti ne mere ko office bulaya, main baitha tha, woh recordings dikha rahi thi, sex wali clips woh nhi dekhti thi, woh khud itni sexy thi, usko kya jarurat thi, hum dono chairs pe baithe clips dekh rahe the,
Preeti - yeh wali dekho, Sangeeta Dixit ka husband hai, aur ladki uski secretary, dono hamesha Banglore ya Bombay, shift hone ki baatein karte hain, socha aap ko important lagegi,
Main - divorce dega ?
Preeti - hmmm, aur kya option hai ?
Main - kuch nhi,
Preeti - fuck karte ho na Sangeeta ko ?
Main - hmmm, professional reasons ke liye, Joginder ji ki replacement hai, set rakhna padta hai,
Preeti - pheli bar suna aisa relationship,
Main - abhi tune dekha hi kya hai,
Preeti - bas, aapko murder karte nhi dekha, woh bhi dekha do ek din,
Main - us IAS ka ho jata, lekin Sarabjit ne mana kiya tha, tere mummy ki baat nhi talta,
Preeti - hmmm, main excited hogyi thi, childish behaviour tha mera,
Main - uske baap aur bete ki naukari to gayi na,
Preeti - hmmm,
Hum dono sofe pe baith gaye, aur drink karne lage,
Preeti ne phone pe bola snacks ke liye,
Preeti - snacks woh nayi ladki, Anita leke aayegi, dekhna aap, mast fuck piece hai, tere liye rakhi hai, chodna maje se, woh khud ready hai,
Main - kitni bar bola ki main staff pe hath nhi marta,
Preeti - to tu chut mar lena, hath nhi marta to,

Woh hasne lagi, aur mere ko bhi hasi aagyi,
Anita snacks leke ayi, aur table pe rakh diye, khadi hogyi, Preeti ko dekhne lagi,
Preeti - phele door lock kardo, fir nude hoke mere husband ki god main baith jao,
Main - nhi, tumne snacks rakh diye, ab jao, plz,
Preeti - kyu kiya aisa ?
Main - nhi chahiye na,
Preeti - are virgin hai, ready hai, chod le,
Main - tere se achi hai kya ? nhi na, haa Sangeeta Dixit ka divorce hoga na,
Preeti - hmmm, lagta to hai, baki aap jante ho, waise kya aap usko bologe,
Main - nhi,
Preeti - haa, bolne se bhi kya hoga, kuch nhi,
Main - hmmm, hone de divorce, acha hai, apne liye,
Preeti - kaise ?
Main - aur dependent hogi apne pe,
Preeti - hmmm, waise Mall wale bol rahe the ki Domino's Pizza wala khali karega, shift hone wala hai Mall se, apne bilkul sat ke hai, aap bolo,
Main - tu chahti hai expand karna ?
Preeti - hmmm, acha hoga na, floor space double ho jayegi, customers waiting time kam ho jayega,
Main - kar le baby, mere jaan,
Preeti - main kal baat karke agreement banwa lungi, aap ko sign karna hai bas,
Main - thek hai, tu kush to hai na mere sath ?
Preeti - kyu pucha aapne ?
Main - koi bhi dimag main baat ho, bol de,
Preeti - nhi, kuch bhi nhi hai, bhut kush hu, maa aur bhen ke sath rahti hu, ek flat main, aap itna pyar karte ho, hum sab ko, kon karega itna,

Main - jyada fuck Sarabjit ko karta hu, teri maa ko
Preeti - obviously, you love mummy, to unko jyada fuck karoge na, waise bhi she is fucking sexy, us din unko chudte howe dekh ke dimag kharab hogya tha mera, aap bhut lucky ho, jo mummy mili hai chodne ke liye, aaj bhi fuck karna, she is so fucking beautiful,
Main - hmmm, loda khada hogya soch ke, abhi jake teri maa ko chodta hu,
Preeti - sab ko saali bolte ho, mummy ko gaali kyu nhi dete aap ?
Main - woh Sarabjit hai, main duniya main sirf usko pyar karta hu,
Preeti - haa, meri mummy hai, lekin aap itni ijjat unko kyu dete ho ? chut marte ho meri maa ki,
Main - kyu ki main ek insaan hu,
Preeti - main samajhi nhi, kya hota hai insaan ?
Main - main hu na, Naagraj bhi mujhe kuch nhi mante, hum sab keede hain, tum log apsara ho,
Preeti - nhi, aap insaan nhi ho, agli naagpanchami pe main baat karungi Naagraj se, aap sab kuch ho humare liye, aapka level uper hona chahiye, humare sath,
Main - mat karna, vidi nhi badal sakti, niti bhi nhi, woh Naagraj hain, main ek insaan hu,
Preeti - nhi, aap mere pati ho, main nhi manti is system ko, yeh galat hai,
Main - pagal hai kya tu ? tu kon hai, malum hai ?
Preeti - haa, ek apsara hu main, aaj nhi hu, mummy ne bola, ki samaj ke sath mere ko bhi shaktiyan milengi, fir main aapko maang lungi,
Main - pagal hai kya ? jab tere maa mujhe nhi maang sakti, tere aukat kya hai, woh Naagraj hain, woh devta hain,
Preeti - honge devta, tu mera hai, main tere liye lad lungi sab se,
Main - nhi, Preeti, tum log amar ho, main ek insaan hu, yeh nhi change hoga, main marunga, jaise har insaan marta hai,
Preeti - tu kabhi nhi marega, main jab tak hu is dharti pe, Preeti maa chod degi woh jo tere ko marega, jo meri maa tere liye nhi kar saki, main karungi,
Main - emotional mat ho, hum koi nhi hain, main insaan hu, humari koi value nhi hai,
Preeti - value ki maa ki chut, tu nhi marega, jab tak Preeti is dharti pe jinda hai, yeh mera vachan hai,
Main - pagal hai kya tu ? ek insaan ke liye vachan le liya, matalb samajhti hai tu ? tera vachan sabse upar hoga, Sarabjit ne bhi mere liye kabhi vachan nhi liya,
Preeti - mummy nhi hu main, mera naam Preeti hai, aur yeh Preeti ka vachan hai, tere ko Preeti apne jeete jee, nhi marne degi, is dharti pe,

Main hairaan hoke Preeti ko dekhne laga, aaj isne woh line cross kardi thi, woh line jo, koi soch bhi nhi sakta, niti ki line, yehi bhut badi baat thi, mere liye nhi, main to insaan tha, mere konsi value thi, main sir pakad ke baitha raha, kya bolta main ? pyar kiya Sarabjit se, aur uski beti mere liye puri kayanat se ladne ko taiyaar thi, bhenchod, yeh konsi nayi duniya thi,

Preeti ne mere sir pe hath fera,
Preeti -- Deependra Alawat, main Preeti hu, tu dar mat, tu mera hai, bas, Preeti ke baad tu duniya chhodega, yeh mera vachan hai,
Main - Preeti, please, mat le panga devta log se, maine tere maa ko pyar kiya, dekh meri peth, ek inch jagah nhi hai, sab ghav hain, woh devta hain, tu wapis le apne vachan ko, main ek insaan hu, tu janti nhi ki unke najar mein insaan ki kya value hai,
Preeti - maine jo keh diya, woh pathar ki lakhir hai, tu mera hai, bas,
Main kya karta, meri duniya khatam ho gayi thi,
sirf Sarabjit hi is pagalpan ko rok sakti thi,




Main Bhabhi ko Hotel le gaya, woh bhut kush huwi Chachi se mil ke, dono baatein karne lagi, main Rekha Bhabhi ke sath baith gaya, woh mere paas baith gyi aur muskurate howe boli,
Rekha Bhabhi - bhut jee hogya tere ko dekh ke,
Main - nhi yaar, control yourself, acha nhi lagta, Bhabhi aur Chachi hain, yahan pe,
Rekha Bhabhi - hmmm, fas gaye apan,
Main - hmmm, aisa hi samajh lo,

Chai aur snacks ke baad hum dono nikalne lage, office se bhar nikal gaye, tab Chachi peeche se aake boli, corridor main,

Simran - aisa kaise chalta hai tu, apni Bhabhi se itna dur, hath rakha kar iski kamar pe, apni paas keech, itni khubsurat hai, maje le iski jawani ke, Bhabhi hai tere, isko pyar nhi chahiye kya ?

Bhabhi sharmane lagi aur maine ache se uska kamar pakad ke apni taraf keecha, woh mere seene main gus gyi, Bhabhi ne apna hath mere seene pe rakh diya,
Simran - hmmm, ab thek hai, kitni sunder jodi hai, aise hi chipaka ke rakha kar apni Bhabhi ko seene se, masal iske hips, feel kar apni jawan Bhabhi ko, kaisi hai ?
Main - bhut garam hai Bhabhi to, hips bhut soft hain, Chachi,
Simran - wohi to bol rahi hu, jawani hichkole maar rahi hai, aise hi leke chal isko, aaja mere sath, kamar dekh kitni chikni hai, feel kar iski body ko, ache se,
Hum ushi position main Chachi ki peeche chalte rahe, aage Chachi ne ek room khol ke boli,
Simran - yeh mera rest room hai, tum dono enjoy karo yahan, thek hai, pagal ladka, itni gori chikni Bhabhi hai, pyar hi nhi karta dhang se, lock karlo, aur jee bhar ke pyar de isko, ache se, jab tak Bhabhi ka jee na bhare, pyar karta rahna,

Main - jee, Chachi, aaj karta hu Bhabhi ko pyar,

Simran - aur kya, pure din ghar main rahti hai, kon pyar karega isko, tu dewar hai, tera farz hai, pyar de isko, ache se karna, bathroom main cream aur tel pada hai, dang se pura satisfy karna, aur night club mein manager kyu banaya tere ko, kyu ki khub privacy milegi wahan, tum dono ko, ab yehi teri aurat hai, khub maja le iske,

Simran ne aage hoke Bhabhi ko kiss kiya, aur dheere se boli, hum dono ko,
Simran - samajh gayi na tu, kya karna hai apne dewar ke sath ?
Bhabhi - jee,
Simran - kya ?
Bhabhi - jee, pyar,
Simran hasne lagi aur Bhabhi ko kiss kiya,
Simran - are buddu, pyar main karti hu tum dono ko, tum aapas mein kuch aur karo, samjh gaya na Deepu, puri nangi kar le isko, machak ke ragad iski jawani, jor jor se karna, cheekhen nikalni chahiye iski, bol kar lega satisfy isko,
Main - jee Chachi, karunga na,
Woh chali gayi,

Bhabhi - yaar kitna openly bol diya Chachi ne,
Main - hmmm, mere ko bola ki isko hi manager banana night club ka, tum dono khub fuck kar sakte ho wahan, bina restriction ke,
Bhabhi - bhut achi hai Chachi, hai na ?
Main - hmmm, tu pasand hai unko, gaon main bhi unhone apan dono ko time diya tha, yaad hai
Bhabhi - haa, yaad hai,
Main - acha lagta hai na, jab koi allow karta hai,
Bhabhi - hmmm,
Fir hum kiss karne lage aur bed pe let gye, kapde khol ke, aur ek dusre se khelne lage,
Bhabhi - kitna freely to kabhi nhi kiya maine, koi dar nhi hai, Chachi ko thank you,
Main - hmmm, gand maru kya tere ?
Bhabhi - hmmm, cream le la, yaar night club pe hum khub fack karenge na,
Main - tu chutiya thi, us din mana kar rahi thi,
Bhabhi - yaar bhut acha laga, tere sath, us raat ko,
Main - do bar kiya na, aur baatein ki puri raat,
Bhabhi - hmmm, maine sone nhi diya tere ko,
Main - koi baat nhi, aaja let ulti, cream lagadu tere gand pe,
Bhabhi - khub lagade,
Main - hmmm, ab daalu ? gand dhele chhod de,
Bhabhi - hmmm, daal de, yaar main kitni pagal thi apne bhai ke liye, aise hi Chachi aur tere ko gaaliyan deti thi, asli loda to tere pass hai,
aaaaaahhhhh aise hi aaaaaah hmmm ok aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas ruko dhakke slow maro aaaahhhhhh fat jayegi meri gand aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii ruko aaaah nahiiiii aaaaah aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere aaaaah aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere dheere mar aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere dheere mar aaaaaah aaaaaah iiiiishhhhh uuummm uuummm uuufffff dheree yaar aaaah aaaaah aaaahhhhhh aaaahh baaas dheere ruk ja mummy aaaah baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh


Baad main main kapde phen ke door khola, Chachi tray leke khadi thi, Bhabhi ne jaldi se apne aap ko chaddar se dhak liya, Chachi ne under aake tray rakh ke baithi aur chai banane lagi,
Chachi - tu family hai na, mat sharm kar mere se, malum hai tu nangi hai,
Bhabhi sharmane lagi, aur chaddar ko ache se check kiya,
Chachi - le chai pi, ache se kiya isne tere ko,
Bhabhi - jee, aapka bhut bhut thanks,
Chachi - ghar main kaisa thanks, tera haq hai, bhar muh mare us se acha hai, ghar main apne dewar ko use karo, kitni baar kiya ?
Bhabhi - jee ek bar,
Chachi - hmmm, kuch din pehle bheja tha na ?
Bhabhi - jee,
Chachi - mere se mat sharmya kar, tu itni gori chikni hai, de isko maje, night club mein khub karna dono roz, har position main, tere office main sofe pe let ke, aur table pe,
Bhabhi - jee,
Chal pine ke baad, Chachi boli,
Chachi - sun ke baat, khadi hoke dikha, mujhe tere nude body dekhni hai, aaja mere paas,
Bhabhi sharmane lagi, fir chaddar hata ke nude khadi hogyi,
Chachi - beautiful, idhar aa, main bhi touch karke dekhu kitni sundar hai tera jism,
Bhabhi sharmate howe Chachi ki paas khadi hogyi, Chachi ne khade hoke ache se boobs feel kiye aur hips pe hath fera, aur chut pe bhi,
Simran - achi body hai, slim, fit, beautiful ladki hai, mast figure hai, boobs kitne firm hain, hips dekho, body wax karwaya tune, hmmm, nice kitni chikni chut hai, gand mari isne teri ?
Bhabhi - jee, aaj hi mari,
Chachi ne aage hoke hug kiya aur kiss kiya,
Simran - acha fuck kiya Deepu ne ? jee bhar ke chuda kar, night club sirf tere chudai ki liye maine khola hai, bas yehi samjh le, tu jawan hai, khub chudna apne dewar se, thek hai ?
Bhabhi - jee, samajh gayi, aap bhut achi ho,
Simran - are, itni sexy hai tu, ek hi Bhabhi hai iski, tujhe nhi chodega to kis kam ka, tu naha ke taiyar hoja, thek hai, Deependra tu chal mere sath office main, kaam hai,


Rekha Bhabhi - kaha gaye the yeh dono ?
Simran - Bhabhi ko phele hotel dikhane fir yeh restaurant main the, tune kyu pucha ?
Rekha Bhabhi - sorry Didi,
Simran - hmmm, jyada possesive mat ban, Rekha
Rekha Bhabhi - sorry Didi,
Simran - aise kam hi kyu karte ho ki sorry bolna pade ? hmmm, acha Deependra inauguration kis se karwaoge ?
Main - aap batao ?
Simran - Joginder ji ya Mama ji tere ?
Main - maine us se bhi badi party soch rakhi hai,
Simran - kon ?
Main - CM Sahib ki wife, dekho CM Sahib night club ka inauguration nhi kar sakte, galat lagega, lekin Madam kar sakti hai,
Rekha Bhabhi - Didi, yeh Madam ko kaise janta hai ? mere ko locha lag raha hai,
Simran - bata, kaise janta hai ?
Main - pagal ho kya aap dono ? Joginder ji ki retirement party main mila tha, yaar, kitna shak karte ho, main koi luccha aadmi nhi hu,
Rekha Bhabhi - wah, ek bar mila aur woh inauguration karegi, main nhi manti, jarur locha hai, Didi aap isko bolo phone kare, abhi,
Simran - haa, kar phone,
Main - number nhi hai,
Rekha Bhabhi - de mere ko tera phone,
Main - chup hoja tu,
Simran - gussa kyu ho raha hai, phone de Rekha ko,
Maine apna phone Rekha Bhabhi ko diya,
Rekha Bhabhi - kis naam se saved hai ?
Main - yaar Madam CM ke naam se, lekin please mat milna, bade log hain, gussa hogyi to nhi karegi inauguration,
Simran - ruk ja Rekha, mat dail kar, Deependra tere ko mere kasam hai, sach bol, usko bhi fuck kiya kya ?
Main - ab yaad nhi,
Simran - kitni bar ?
Main - do bar, shyad,
Itne main Bhabhi aagyi, main bach gaya, yeh dono gusse se dekh rahi thi, aur main khada howa,
Main - jata hu, Bhabhi ko ghar chhodna hai,
Simran - wapis aana chhod ke, tere class lene hai, tere maa ki umar ki hai woh, besharam,
Bhabhi - kya ? kon ?
Simran - are kuch nhi, aise hi majak kar rahe the hum, tu ja ghar, acha laga na aaj tere ko ?
Bhabhi - jee, bhut acha laga,
Simran - very good, bhut achi hai tu, i love you,
Main - mere ko bhi i love you bol do na Chachi,

Simran - wapis aana tu, fir main aur Rekha tere ko dhang se i love you bolenge, bolenge hi nhi, kar ke dikhanege, isko ghar chhod ke wapis to aa tu, humare paas, luccha aadmi, umar ka hilaj bhi nhi karta,
 

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Update. 118


Sarabjit ko leke main market main sabse bade jewellery shop pe gaya,
Sarabjit - yaha kyu laye ho aap ?
Main - are tera birthday hai, gift le apni pasand ka, aur kya,
Sarabjit - nhi chahiye, please wapis chalo,
Main - pagal hai kya ? chal under, chup chap,

Hum ne waha ache seta dekhe aur ek gold ka set liya aur ek diamonds ka,
Sarabjit - ek hi le lo, do kyu le rahe ho,
Main - ek Naagpanchami pe phenegi na,
Hum dono muskarane lage,
Sarabjit - hmmm, thek hai, fir Preeti aur Simran ke liye bhi le lo, woh bhi phenegi,
Main - jo tu bole,
Saare saman total hogya, 45 lakhs,
Sarabjit ne hairaan hoke mere ko dekha, maine shopkeeper ko kaha,
Main - bill payment aap mere office se kar lena, aaj, kisi ko bhej do, waha se cheque mil jayega,
Owner - are Deependra bhai, aap humari shop pe aaye, wohi bhut hai, bill payment ka koi issue nhi hai, aap cheque bhej dena,
Main - thek hai, kal bhej dunga,
Owner - jee Bhai, ek photo le lu bhai,
Main - haa, koi baat nhi, le lo,
Sarabjit turant mud ke bhar chali gayi, main photo leke gaadi main baitha,
Main - tu photo kyu nhi khichwati ?
Sarabjit - aisa kuch nhi hai,
Main - kya photo main tu kuch aur dikhegi ?
Sarabjit - aur nhi dikhi to ?
Main shocked hogaya, dar alag gaya,
Sarabjit - are mat daro, aisa kuch nhi hai,
Main - seeda bol de, dar lagta hai tere se,
Sarabjit - woh mere body ka aura hain na, usse photo bilkul white aati hai, isliye nhi leti main photo,
Main - tera aadhar card aur pan card ?
Sarabjit - hmmm, bhut mushkil tha, lekin kuch pal ke liye aura band kar dete hain hum, hamesha nhi band hota,
Main - yeh to bhut problem hai,
Sarabjit - hmmm, humari zindagi itni easy bhi nhi hai, aap aaj Simran ke phone se mere photo keech ke dekhna,
Main - aur Simran aur Preeti,
Sarabjit - woh abhi develop nhi howi na, primary level pe hain, isliye,
Main - time lagega,
Sarabjit - hmmm, obviously,
Main - Preeti ne mere liye vachan liya tha,
Sarabjit - tension mat lo, woh develop nhi howi na, kuch nhi hoga, uske vachan ki koi value nhi hai,
Main - main to dar gaya tha,
Sarabjit - hmmm, pata hai, lekin kuch nhi hoga isliye maine aapko nhi bola,
Main - acha, thanks,
Sarabjit - chalo drive karte hain kuch der, main pao rakh lu aapki god main ?
Main - rakh na, laat maregi ?
Sarabjit - aapke lode pe ?
Main - nhi, jang pe,
Sarabjit - aap ko acha lagega to mar dungi,
Main - thek hai, maar dena,
Sarabjit - aap ek hath se mere pao ke ungliyan masalo, acha lagta hai,
Main - thek hai,

Night club complete hone wala tha, maine CM Sahib ko bola unki wife ko inauguration ke liye,
CM Sahib - Deependra tere ko agar dil se acha lagta hai to bhej dunga,
Main - sab ko bhejna sir, Madam ko kahi aap Yogesh ke sath bhej do,
CM Sahib - thek hai, fir raat ko late hogaye to ?
Main - 5 star Hotel hai na apni, aap tension mat lo,
CM Sahib - beta, tu kab aayega Chandigarh ?
Main - mere sister hai waha SBI main posted, usko lene aaunga tab milta hu aapse,


Main aur Vineet Bhaiya cards batne gaye, sab ko diye, jis ko main janta tha, hum wapis aate time car main pi rahe the,
Vineet Bhaiya - aur batao Deependra bhai, iske baad koi bada project,
Main - dekhte hain, yeh kaisa chalta hai, fir kuch sochenge,
Vineet Bhaiya - aaj fir ghar chaloge kya ? Rekha se sex karne,
Main - kyu ? saale, tere ko Rekha ki chudai dekhni hai, kaise tere biwi ki chut marta hu main,

Vineet - hmmm, bhut acha lagta hai, dekhna aap ko chodte howe, bada bhi hai na, bhut mast hai,

Main - tere biwi mast hai saali, ek number maal hai, chodne ka maja alag hai, Rekha achi lagti hai,
Vineet - meri bhen se jyada ?
Main - tu baccho ko hostel main daal de, Rekha unke bhut busy rahti hai, thak jati hai, abhi to jawan hai, fir jee bhar ke chod lunga saali ko,

Vineet - apne Rekha se baat ki ? hostel ki ?
Main - woh mere ko mana karegi kya ? biwi chahe tere hai, ab to meri hai, yaar usko khub chodna hai, isliye hostel ka bol raha hu,
Vineet - jee Bhai, jaise aap bolo, main waise hi karunga, bhej dunga baccho ko hostel,

Main - haa, Vineet, mere satisfaction jaruri hai, Rekha ki chut marni hai jee bhar ke, chal Shefali ko phone laga, bhut din hogye tere choti bhen ki chut mare howe,
Vineet - jee Bhai, yeh lo,
Main - kaha hai tu, tere chut marni hai, bhut din hogye tere ko chode huwe,
Shefali - ghar pe hu, aaja darling,
Main - kapde nikal le, nangi hoja, rand,
Main - Vineet tu mere se age main bada hai, tere ko bura nhi lagta,
Vineet - kya ?
Main - tere bhen aur tere biwi chodta hu main,
Vineet - koi to chodta, aap ghar ke ho, ek tarah se jija manta hu aapko, ijjat deta hu,
Main - hmmm, dekha maine, agar bura lage to bol dena, main chhod dunga chodna, ghar ki baat hai,
Vineet - fir koi aur chodega, kyu ? aap hi thek ho, jab jee kare chod liya karo, mere ko acha lagta hai, dekhna,
Main - pakka na, no problem,
Vineet - nhi bhai, ghar main baat hai, bhar walon ko kyu pata chale, aap full enjoy karo, aap ka itna naam hai, mere ko bhut faida milta hai court main bhi, wahan mene sab ko bola hai ki aap mere chote bhai ho, sorry,
Main - sorry kyu ? hu to tere se chota hi, tu mere bade bhaiya ka classmate tha, saale,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Main - woh to ab mere ko tere biwi pasand hai, isliye main aata hu, bas, nhi to Shefali bhut thi, chodne ke liye,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Main - ab to misbehave nhi karti na, meri Rekha,
Vineet - nhi bhai, ab decent hain,
Main - thek hai, tere married life kharab nhi hone chahiye, tere family hai na, chahe aurat mere hai,
Vineet - jee Bhai, thank you,
Main - koi baat nhi, kush rah, meri Rekha ko rakh,
Vineet - jee Bhai, rakhta hu pyar se,
Main - chutiya, pyar main karunga, tu sirf rakh usko apne ghar mein, mera chodne ka piece hai,
Vineet - jee Bhai, meri biwi aapka piece hai,
Main - yaad rakhna, jab chodna ho mere ko puchna phele, mere marzi chalegi, main Rekha ko bhi bol dunga, nhi hath lagana mere bina puche, nhi to gussa janta hai mera,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Shefali gate pe khadi thi,
Shefali - kaha se aa rahe ho aap dono,
Main - night club ke cards batne gaye the, ab Vineet family member hai, to isko legaya,
Vineet - nhi bhai, acha laga mere ko, itni baatein kari apan ne,
Shefali - chalo uper,
Main - tere ko bola tha nangi milna,
Shefali - tu kar dena nangi, nangi hone main kya hai, hai na bhaiya, chal god main utha le,
Main Shefali ko leke room main aaya, hum dono kapde khol ke let gaye,
Shefali - tune sachi Neeta ki mummy ko nhi choda,
Main - woh baat nhi karti hai, tu chodne ka puch rahi hai, baat kare to set karu,
Shefali - yaar, mere ko bhi nhi mili, aur tere ko bhi nhi mili, kitne chutiye hain apan dono,
Main - hmmm, loda choos le, ya video banayegi,
Shefali - phele video, acha tere Chachi to Neeta ki mummy se mast hai,
Main - hmmm, Rekha Bhabhi bhi bol rahi thi,
Shefali - to ?
Main - kya to ?
Shefali - chodega ?
Main - pagal hai kya, Chachi hai mere, maa saman samjhta hu,
Shefali - jaa na, tune kaha chhodne wala, chod diya hoga,
Main - haa, chod diya, aur Neeta ki mummy ko bhi chod diya, kush ?
Shefali - Chachi ki mummy is too good, fucking beautiful yaar, main mut pilu unka,
Main - haa, yehi kaam rah gaya hai, mut pine ka, saali pagal, chutiya, aisa kya hai usme ?
Shefali - skin dekh, kya shine hai body pe, kya lagati hai, mere ko bhi lagani hai,
Main - Nivea cream, dekha unki dressing table pe,
Shefali - hmmm, main kal lati hu,
Main - acha, choos le ya baatein kar le,
Shefali - jee bhar ke baatein karungi, baad main Deepika thodi allow karegi,
Main - aisa kuch nhi hai, Deepika knows my habit, main ek aurat ke sath nhi rah sakta, mere ko change chahiye,
Shefali - tu bada saand ban gaya hai, ek aurat ke sath nhi rah sakta, jaa na,
Main - change chahiye,
Shefali - acha ab restaurant ka mera rent itna kam kyu kar diya, woh bhaiya documents pad rahe the, unhone bola,
Main - thek hai na, tere ko fuck karta hu, tere chut marta hu, to rent kam de, partner bhi hai tu,
Shefali - mere ko partnership kyu di ? aaj to bata de,
Main - bachpan se sath hai, tere virginity le maine, tu pasand hai, chodta hu tere ko, mere aurat hai,
Shefali - aurat mat bol, rakhail bola kar,
Main - kyu ?
Shefali - rand jaise feeling aati hai, maine Mr Venkatesh ko bhi rakhail hi bola tha,
Main - acha, mere rand hai tu ?
Shefali - hmmm, mujhe acha lagega agar tu mere ko restaurant main bhi rakhail bole,
Main - nhi yaar, gandi baat hai,
Shefali - mere ko acha lagega, aur tu bolega,
Main - thek hai, jo to bole,
Shefali - i love you Deependra,
Main - i know,
Shefali - bacche chahiye tere se,
Main - nhi yaar, please,
Shefali - chal koi baat nhi, tu pyar karta hai, wohi bhut hai, mere ko raat bhar tere sath sona acha lagta hai, bhut kush hoti hu main,
Main - aaja so jate hain,
Shefali - hmmm, chal so ja, mere ko chipak ke, yaar tere loda lag raha hai, mere gand pe,
Main - daal du ?
Shefali - hmmm, ruk cream lagane de ache se, fir facak ke under jayega,
Main - hmmm, laga le,
Shefali - apan jab chote the na, maine kabhi nhi socha ki tu meri gand marega, aur aaj dekho, main tere lode pe cream laga rahi hu,
Main - hmmm, chal ulti hoja,
Shefali - nhi, spooning position main karenge, fir ulti karna aur chodna,
Main - hmmm,
hmmm uuummm uuummm aaaah iiiiishhhhh pakad tight mere ko, aur daal under aaaahhhhhh dheere bhai dheere aaaahhhhhh eeeeessss kas


ke pakad, aur chod aaaaaah meri gand aaaaaah
jor jor se chod aaaahhhhhh aaaaah aaaah baaas nahiiiii ruko aaaah nahiiiii fat jayegi pagal aaaah

Main - natak mat kar yaar chodne de na,
aaaaaah bhut aaaaaahhhhh jor se aaaaaah maja aagya aaaiiiiii mummy aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah aab dheere se aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas
Main - mast hai tere gand yaar,
aaaah aaaaah ruk ja mummy aaaah baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh aaaahh baaas aaaaah
Main - chup rah, maje lene de, bhen ki lodi,
aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere dheere mar mere ko aaaahhhhhh dheere aaaaah baaaas aaaaaah aab bhut acha lagta hai aaaah aaaaah jor se chod aaaahhhhhh aaaahh baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere aaaaah

Mera maal nikal gaya, main pada raha, mera phone baja,
Main - haa Chachi,
Simran - ghar jana tha, kaha hai tu, bata de sach,
Main - main Shefali ke sath,
Simran - kab free hoga,
Main - bas abhi nikla,
Simran - nhi ache se kar le, bacchi ko kafi din hogaye, koi baat nhi,
Main - nhi Chachi, kar liya, nikalta hu,
Simran - ache se wash karke aana, soap se,
Main - jee Chachi,
Simran - hmmm, aaja fir,
Main - jee Chachi, abhi aaya,
Shefali - woh kya wash karne ko keh rahi thi,
Main - are hath aur muh, kiss karte hai na, Chachi ko germs se dar lagta hai, kehti hai, sab ko infection hojayega, ghar main,
Shefali - jao, wash karlo, soap se, sahi bolti hai,
Main muskarate howe bathroom main lode ko ache se wash kiya, aur hath muh bhi, fir nikal gaya,


Gaadi main,
Simran - sab card bant diye,
Main - hmmm, rani,
Simran - khol le fir, choos dungi,
Main - aaj fas jate, jaan,
Simran - kaise ?
Main - Shefali ke aapki call sun li, mere paas leti thi,
Simran - maine bhi kuch nhi bola, tune jaise hi jee Chachi bola, main samajh gyi,
Main - woh aapne wash karne ka bola na, woh puch rahi thi, maine bola hand aur mouth,
Simran - sorry, galti hogyi,

Main - koi baat nhi, maine sambhal liya, usko shak nhi howa, tu choos mera loda,
Mst
 

Bilal jan

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Sarabjit ko leke main market main sabse bade jewellery shop pe gaya,
Sarabjit - yaha kyu laye ho aap ?
Main - are tera birthday hai, gift le apni pasand ka, aur kya,
Sarabjit - nhi chahiye, please wapis chalo,
Main - pagal hai kya ? chal under, chup chap,

Hum ne waha ache seta dekhe aur ek gold ka set liya aur ek diamonds ka,
Sarabjit - ek hi le lo, do kyu le rahe ho,
Main - ek Naagpanchami pe phenegi na,
Hum dono muskarane lage,
Sarabjit - hmmm, thek hai, fir Preeti aur Simran ke liye bhi le lo, woh bhi phenegi,
Main - jo tu bole,
Saare saman total hogya, 45 lakhs,
Sarabjit ne hairaan hoke mere ko dekha, maine shopkeeper ko kaha,
Main - bill payment aap mere office se kar lena, aaj, kisi ko bhej do, waha se cheque mil jayega,
Owner - are Deependra bhai, aap humari shop pe aaye, wohi bhut hai, bill payment ka koi issue nhi hai, aap cheque bhej dena,
Main - thek hai, kal bhej dunga,
Owner - jee Bhai, ek photo le lu bhai,
Main - haa, koi baat nhi, le lo,
Sarabjit turant mud ke bhar chali gayi, main photo leke gaadi main baitha,
Main - tu photo kyu nhi khichwati ?
Sarabjit - aisa kuch nhi hai,
Main - kya photo main tu kuch aur dikhegi ?
Sarabjit - aur nhi dikhi to ?
Main shocked hogaya, dar alag gaya,
Sarabjit - are mat daro, aisa kuch nhi hai,
Main - seeda bol de, dar lagta hai tere se,
Sarabjit - woh mere body ka aura hain na, usse photo bilkul white aati hai, isliye nhi leti main photo,
Main - tera aadhar card aur pan card ?
Sarabjit - hmmm, bhut mushkil tha, lekin kuch pal ke liye aura band kar dete hain hum, hamesha nhi band hota,
Main - yeh to bhut problem hai,
Sarabjit - hmmm, humari zindagi itni easy bhi nhi hai, aap aaj Simran ke phone se mere photo keech ke dekhna,
Main - aur Simran aur Preeti,
Sarabjit - woh abhi develop nhi howi na, primary level pe hain, isliye,
Main - time lagega,
Sarabjit - hmmm, obviously,
Main - Preeti ne mere liye vachan liya tha,
Sarabjit - tension mat lo, woh develop nhi howi na, kuch nhi hoga, uske vachan ki koi value nhi hai,
Main - main to dar gaya tha,
Sarabjit - hmmm, pata hai, lekin kuch nhi hoga isliye maine aapko nhi bola,
Main - acha, thanks,
Sarabjit - chalo drive karte hain kuch der, main pao rakh lu aapki god main ?
Main - rakh na, laat maregi ?
Sarabjit - aapke lode pe ?
Main - nhi, jang pe,
Sarabjit - aap ko acha lagega to mar dungi,
Main - thek hai, maar dena,
Sarabjit - aap ek hath se mere pao ke ungliyan masalo, acha lagta hai,
Main - thek hai,

Night club complete hone wala tha, maine CM Sahib ko bola unki wife ko inauguration ke liye,
CM Sahib - Deependra tere ko agar dil se acha lagta hai to bhej dunga,
Main - sab ko bhejna sir, Madam ko kahi aap Yogesh ke sath bhej do,
CM Sahib - thek hai, fir raat ko late hogaye to ?
Main - 5 star Hotel hai na apni, aap tension mat lo,
CM Sahib - beta, tu kab aayega Chandigarh ?
Main - mere sister hai waha SBI main posted, usko lene aaunga tab milta hu aapse,


Main aur Vineet Bhaiya cards batne gaye, sab ko diye, jis ko main janta tha, hum wapis aate time car main pi rahe the,
Vineet Bhaiya - aur batao Deependra bhai, iske baad koi bada project,
Main - dekhte hain, yeh kaisa chalta hai, fir kuch sochenge,
Vineet Bhaiya - aaj fir ghar chaloge kya ? Rekha se sex karne,
Main - kyu ? saale, tere ko Rekha ki chudai dekhni hai, kaise tere biwi ki chut marta hu main,

Vineet - hmmm, bhut acha lagta hai, dekhna aap ko chodte howe, bada bhi hai na, bhut mast hai,

Main - tere biwi mast hai saali, ek number maal hai, chodne ka maja alag hai, Rekha achi lagti hai,
Vineet - meri bhen se jyada ?
Main - tu baccho ko hostel main daal de, Rekha unke bhut busy rahti hai, thak jati hai, abhi to jawan hai, fir jee bhar ke chod lunga saali ko,

Vineet - apne Rekha se baat ki ? hostel ki ?
Main - woh mere ko mana karegi kya ? biwi chahe tere hai, ab to meri hai, yaar usko khub chodna hai, isliye hostel ka bol raha hu,
Vineet - jee Bhai, jaise aap bolo, main waise hi karunga, bhej dunga baccho ko hostel,

Main - haa, Vineet, mere satisfaction jaruri hai, Rekha ki chut marni hai jee bhar ke, chal Shefali ko phone laga, bhut din hogye tere choti bhen ki chut mare howe,
Vineet - jee Bhai, yeh lo,
Main - kaha hai tu, tere chut marni hai, bhut din hogye tere ko chode huwe,
Shefali - ghar pe hu, aaja darling,
Main - kapde nikal le, nangi hoja, rand,
Main - Vineet tu mere se age main bada hai, tere ko bura nhi lagta,
Vineet - kya ?
Main - tere bhen aur tere biwi chodta hu main,
Vineet - koi to chodta, aap ghar ke ho, ek tarah se jija manta hu aapko, ijjat deta hu,
Main - hmmm, dekha maine, agar bura lage to bol dena, main chhod dunga chodna, ghar ki baat hai,
Vineet - fir koi aur chodega, kyu ? aap hi thek ho, jab jee kare chod liya karo, mere ko acha lagta hai, dekhna,
Main - pakka na, no problem,
Vineet - nhi bhai, ghar main baat hai, bhar walon ko kyu pata chale, aap full enjoy karo, aap ka itna naam hai, mere ko bhut faida milta hai court main bhi, wahan mene sab ko bola hai ki aap mere chote bhai ho, sorry,
Main - sorry kyu ? hu to tere se chota hi, tu mere bade bhaiya ka classmate tha, saale,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Main - woh to ab mere ko tere biwi pasand hai, isliye main aata hu, bas, nhi to Shefali bhut thi, chodne ke liye,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Main - ab to misbehave nhi karti na, meri Rekha,
Vineet - nhi bhai, ab decent hain,
Main - thek hai, tere married life kharab nhi hone chahiye, tere family hai na, chahe aurat mere hai,
Vineet - jee Bhai, thank you,
Main - koi baat nhi, kush rah, meri Rekha ko rakh,
Vineet - jee Bhai, rakhta hu pyar se,
Main - chutiya, pyar main karunga, tu sirf rakh usko apne ghar mein, mera chodne ka piece hai,
Vineet - jee Bhai, meri biwi aapka piece hai,
Main - yaad rakhna, jab chodna ho mere ko puchna phele, mere marzi chalegi, main Rekha ko bhi bol dunga, nhi hath lagana mere bina puche, nhi to gussa janta hai mera,
Vineet - jee Bhai,
Shefali gate pe khadi thi,
Shefali - kaha se aa rahe ho aap dono,
Main - night club ke cards batne gaye the, ab Vineet family member hai, to isko legaya,
Vineet - nhi bhai, acha laga mere ko, itni baatein kari apan ne,
Shefali - chalo uper,
Main - tere ko bola tha nangi milna,
Shefali - tu kar dena nangi, nangi hone main kya hai, hai na bhaiya, chal god main utha le,
Main Shefali ko leke room main aaya, hum dono kapde khol ke let gaye,
Shefali - tune sachi Neeta ki mummy ko nhi choda,
Main - woh baat nhi karti hai, tu chodne ka puch rahi hai, baat kare to set karu,
Shefali - yaar, mere ko bhi nhi mili, aur tere ko bhi nhi mili, kitne chutiye hain apan dono,
Main - hmmm, loda choos le, ya video banayegi,
Shefali - phele video, acha tere Chachi to Neeta ki mummy se mast hai,
Main - hmmm, Rekha Bhabhi bhi bol rahi thi,
Shefali - to ?
Main - kya to ?
Shefali - chodega ?
Main - pagal hai kya, Chachi hai mere, maa saman samjhta hu,
Shefali - jaa na, tune kaha chhodne wala, chod diya hoga,
Main - haa, chod diya, aur Neeta ki mummy ko bhi chod diya, kush ?
Shefali - Chachi ki mummy is too good, fucking beautiful yaar, main mut pilu unka,
Main - haa, yehi kaam rah gaya hai, mut pine ka, saali pagal, chutiya, aisa kya hai usme ?
Shefali - skin dekh, kya shine hai body pe, kya lagati hai, mere ko bhi lagani hai,
Main - Nivea cream, dekha unki dressing table pe,
Shefali - hmmm, main kal lati hu,
Main - acha, choos le ya baatein kar le,
Shefali - jee bhar ke baatein karungi, baad main Deepika thodi allow karegi,
Main - aisa kuch nhi hai, Deepika knows my habit, main ek aurat ke sath nhi rah sakta, mere ko change chahiye,
Shefali - tu bada saand ban gaya hai, ek aurat ke sath nhi rah sakta, jaa na,
Main - change chahiye,
Shefali - acha ab restaurant ka mera rent itna kam kyu kar diya, woh bhaiya documents pad rahe the, unhone bola,
Main - thek hai na, tere ko fuck karta hu, tere chut marta hu, to rent kam de, partner bhi hai tu,
Shefali - mere ko partnership kyu di ? aaj to bata de,
Main - bachpan se sath hai, tere virginity le maine, tu pasand hai, chodta hu tere ko, mere aurat hai,
Shefali - aurat mat bol, rakhail bola kar,
Main - kyu ?
Shefali - rand jaise feeling aati hai, maine Mr Venkatesh ko bhi rakhail hi bola tha,
Main - acha, mere rand hai tu ?
Shefali - hmmm, mujhe acha lagega agar tu mere ko restaurant main bhi rakhail bole,
Main - nhi yaar, gandi baat hai,
Shefali - mere ko acha lagega, aur tu bolega,
Main - thek hai, jo to bole,
Shefali - i love you Deependra,
Main - i know,
Shefali - bacche chahiye tere se,
Main - nhi yaar, please,
Shefali - chal koi baat nhi, tu pyar karta hai, wohi bhut hai, mere ko raat bhar tere sath sona acha lagta hai, bhut kush hoti hu main,
Main - aaja so jate hain,
Shefali - hmmm, chal so ja, mere ko chipak ke, yaar tere loda lag raha hai, mere gand pe,
Main - daal du ?
Shefali - hmmm, ruk cream lagane de ache se, fir facak ke under jayega,
Main - hmmm, laga le,
Shefali - apan jab chote the na, maine kabhi nhi socha ki tu meri gand marega, aur aaj dekho, main tere lode pe cream laga rahi hu,
Main - hmmm, chal ulti hoja,
Shefali - nhi, spooning position main karenge, fir ulti karna aur chodna,
Main - hmmm,
hmmm uuummm uuummm aaaah iiiiishhhhh pakad tight mere ko, aur daal under aaaahhhhhh dheere bhai dheere aaaahhhhhh eeeeessss kas


ke pakad, aur chod aaaaaah meri gand aaaaaah
jor jor se chod aaaahhhhhh aaaaah aaaah baaas nahiiiii ruko aaaah nahiiiii fat jayegi pagal aaaah

Main - natak mat kar yaar chodne de na,
aaaaaah bhut aaaaaahhhhh jor se aaaaaah maja aagya aaaiiiiii mummy aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah aab dheere se aaaaaah aaaaaah baaaas
Main - mast hai tere gand yaar,
aaaah aaaaah ruk ja mummy aaaah baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh aaaahh baaas aaaaah
Main - chup rah, maje lene de, bhen ki lodi,
aaaaaah baaaas aaaaaah nahiiiii baaas dheere dheere mar mere ko aaaahhhhhh dheere aaaaah baaaas aaaaaah aab bhut acha lagta hai aaaah aaaaah jor se chod aaaahhhhhh aaaahh baaas aaaaah aaaahhhhhh mummy dheere aaaaah

Mera maal nikal gaya, main pada raha, mera phone baja,
Main - haa Chachi,
Simran - ghar jana tha, kaha hai tu, bata de sach,
Main - main Shefali ke sath,
Simran - kab free hoga,
Main - bas abhi nikla,
Simran - nhi ache se kar le, bacchi ko kafi din hogaye, koi baat nhi,
Main - nhi Chachi, kar liya, nikalta hu,
Simran - ache se wash karke aana, soap se,
Main - jee Chachi,
Simran - hmmm, aaja fir,
Main - jee Chachi, abhi aaya,
Shefali - woh kya wash karne ko keh rahi thi,
Main - are hath aur muh, kiss karte hai na, Chachi ko germs se dar lagta hai, kehti hai, sab ko infection hojayega, ghar main,
Shefali - jao, wash karlo, soap se, sahi bolti hai,
Main muskarate howe bathroom main lode ko ache se wash kiya, aur hath muh bhi, fir nikal gaya,


Gaadi main,
Simran - sab card bant diye,
Main - hmmm, rani,
Simran - khol le fir, choos dungi,
Main - aaj fas jate, jaan,
Simran - kaise ?
Main - Shefali ke aapki call sun li, mere paas leti thi,
Simran - maine bhi kuch nhi bola, tune jaise hi jee Chachi bola, main samajh gyi,
Main - woh aapne wash karne ka bola na, woh puch rahi thi, maine bola hand aur mouth,
Simran - sorry, galti hogyi,

Main - koi baat nhi, maine sambhal liya, usko shak nhi howa, tu choos mera loda,
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